"Bankcrupty" Batman:"there's no such word in my book"
@pozytywnawibracja17Ай бұрын
"Bankcrupty" Batman:"Tax Evasion''
@Hyp333RАй бұрын
not to be that guy, but Bats was a bankrupt for a while
@mistergrim_officialАй бұрын
@Hyp333R Joker War certainly wasn't that long ago. Tells me how many commenters actually read Batman comics. 😅
@outcastalphagaming251225 күн бұрын
He said I already paid for this roast and the cleanup of your sorry ass after
@shintaro7972 ай бұрын
God have mercy on Gotham if the symbiote ever bonded with Batman 😂😂
@TheIronWarlockXIII2 ай бұрын
Imagine though a multiverse where Carnage bonded with the Batman who laughs lol.
@KurtChangeBringer3692 ай бұрын
@@TheIronWarlockXIII😲😱. . . dude. . . DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST CREATED!?
@TheIronWarlockXIII2 ай бұрын
@@KurtChangeBringer369 I do... And may God help us all if that does happen.
@mrjokerpt2.0412 ай бұрын
Bully Wayne XD
@silverblade3572 ай бұрын
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIHonestly? It'd make him weaker in some ways. TBWL is such a threat because it's Joker's madness with Batman's brilliance. The Carnage symbiote would influence him to be far less clever and would probably get him screwed over.
@sephirothangel22022 ай бұрын
Welcome to Batman’s restaurant where you are the pork and he’s the chef 😂
@keeburnett18232 ай бұрын
IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE BAT... IS COOKIN?
@static88052 ай бұрын
If Batman can cook he can cook 🥩🔥🧑🍳
@nofacedgoldfish62162 ай бұрын
RIP Professor Pyg
@youdononeetokno2 ай бұрын
Haram
@nicolasnathanielvinewood15362 ай бұрын
Bat’s kitchen Hotter than Hells Kitchen with these roast
@dragonlord34022 ай бұрын
4:57 Spooderman's power level must be studied
@fadejarrar5114Ай бұрын
it's over 9,000
@pozytywnawibracja17Ай бұрын
HE IS THE FINAL BOSS
@ScavengingWisdomАй бұрын
I’ve been stupefied
@theduckknight8621 күн бұрын
It's π. rather lowish, but endless.
@EagleOneHarrier2 ай бұрын
Batman violated the no kill code 10 times over with those roasts. 😂
@astinkytaco2 ай бұрын
Except for spider man as he would destroy Batman
@ealtarАй бұрын
if it's not his universe, his earth his gotham doesn't count
@wildhunt6350Ай бұрын
not really
@artyd42Ай бұрын
The fact that even two of the spiderman verses couldn't hold back the laughter against Doc Oct being roasted so hard that it counts as at least a double.
@daderowley45142 ай бұрын
Damn! Bats was showing no mercy on this one, he smoked everybody with relentless roasting.
@KingUchiha3912 ай бұрын
@@daderowley4514 Bats even helped him with bankruptcy, Spidey’s number one enemy
@daderowley45142 ай бұрын
@@KingUchiha391 He’s a philanthropist, he does good for others as he values others more than his own self. (This is more explained in Mask Of The Phantasm)
@DamontheDemon72 ай бұрын
He is Vengeance He is the Night He is… BATMAN!!!
@dranixrush33062 ай бұрын
Except for Bully Maguire... That was a draw.
@JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl2 ай бұрын
@@dranixrush3306 lmao yeah bully wasn't gonna go down easy. Man is a menace 😂
@JeSsE10mCcOy112 ай бұрын
4:21 of course Bully Maguire is the only one who can stand up to Batz
@JOTUNN_101Ай бұрын
“How would Batman handle Paul?” -Paul is not even worth prep-time.
@traiwooten37112 ай бұрын
The fact he mention trunks is funny.
@asadcoltes50202 ай бұрын
“🥷🏾Ninjas call me the drink 😭”
@Haybill12242 ай бұрын
@@asadcoltes5020they call him the what?!
@Hater1average2 ай бұрын
@@asadcoltes5020Vegeta the cup🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Haybill12242 ай бұрын
@@Hater1average cause he is my father 🔥
@Hater1average2 ай бұрын
@@Haybill1224 wouldn't that make bulma the straw
@Masonthebaconhair2 ай бұрын
Batman smoked every villain effortlessly while having the chef hat is the best part.
@KurtChangeBringer3692 ай бұрын
5:10 NO BATMAN, DON'T DO THIS! THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR YOU!😲😱
@peechitmanuel66632 ай бұрын
4:30 Batman has Two Dragon Balls 7 stars on his chair each side
@HaremArchon2 ай бұрын
0:36 Clearly you don't know about Ultimate Goblin who's literally a monster If *any* Symbiote bonded with Batman we'd be screwed
@KurtChangeBringer3692 ай бұрын
Batman Who Laughs 2.0 or something WORSE?
@joqueropalhaco2 ай бұрын
@@KurtChangeBringer369 what about a Batman Who Laughs with Symbiote?
@Sam-pp5fu2 ай бұрын
He will be more unstable = more easier to deal with
@Sam-pp5fu2 ай бұрын
@@joqueropalhacox2 anger and madness, easier to deal
@M3m3l0rd122 ай бұрын
Fr, but if it’s Carnage we are cooked
@Entity35062 ай бұрын
4:06 then God have mercy on Gotham is wild XD
@Seven7-f9kАй бұрын
Not even god will go near earth
@deanastephensosborne5604Ай бұрын
@@Seven7-f9k well except carnage who is a god in the comics so imagine that version of carnage and also batman merged
@Seven7-f9kАй бұрын
@@deanastephensosborne5604 my point still stands
@Jasobroc872 ай бұрын
Damn it!! Even Spooderman buried Rhino with that roast!!! 😂😂😂😂
@msn64man12 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Kevin conroy
@senseipl54552 ай бұрын
Bully always wins even against batman's prep time
@LanceLee-dh5pc2 ай бұрын
He just misses the part where prep time is his problem
@senseipl54552 ай бұрын
@@LanceLee-dh5pc he did put some dirt in batman's eye
@Jude-j2w2 ай бұрын
But yet Batman eyes weren't blinded enough to through some more dirt into bully's eyes
@LILDroidDEXАй бұрын
That was so hilarious I can actually believe Spider-Man would say something like that.
@pedrojulianes82262 ай бұрын
4:06 if the old Spider-Carnage from de 90's Series was terrifying, I don't want to imagine what the Bat-Carnage would be capable of.
@TheIronWarlockXIII2 ай бұрын
How about Batman who Laughs Carnage? That would be a sight to behold.
@FunkyPresbear2 ай бұрын
@@TheIronWarlockXIII yeah... We'll Batman using outdated info Comic Carnage is comparable to a satan for symbiote his weakness to fire and sound are gone Venom oh that mf now the king of black in the comic (Seeing insomniac venom dosent have a fire weakness then we can rest assured Carnage there only have sound and that be hard to do seeing venom with sound are barely separating) A batman who laugh bond with the satan of symbiote welp GG multiverse your cook
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em2 ай бұрын
@@pedrojulianes8226 bro… Batman cannot even truly defeat Catwoman… Peter has no chance of truly doing so with Felicia… no way Bats is defeating her… and switching sides doesn’t truly count as a permanent defeat… the thieves are basically switching goals to accomplish…. Peter has arguably more experience with women than Batman counting all of their respective multiverse counterparts… if he could not, how the hell is Batman going to do so? Considering that Felicia actually has a former thief for a father… and learned all of the tools of the trade of stealing from a legendary professional thief himself… not happening.
@AxelFeitz2 ай бұрын
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIit's... Literally just a more bloodthirsty Man who Jonks
@Darkhawk501Ай бұрын
Something that could possibly take on darkseid
@mthaylanprogames368923 күн бұрын
5:02 "if i have no plan, theres no way i fail!" Ah logic😂.
@ShaneDouglas7132 ай бұрын
0:12 Just another day at the office 🏢 for Batman...🦇 😂
@GeekX30102 ай бұрын
This could very well be a Salute to Batman for having won a Star 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It would also be an Excellent Tribute to Kevin Conroy ✊🏻😢
@kevinnezukojk88702 ай бұрын
Lol, lmao, Batman roasted all the villains into oblivion as he was a professional roast master. 😎 😆😂🤣
@esmell442 ай бұрын
3:46 "One punch and he'd be more crack than Humpty Dumpty"😂
@agshinguseynov49982 ай бұрын
4:52 bro can probably use toon force when he looks like that😂
@Blindluck92Ай бұрын
"You're a walking beach." Dayum. 💀
@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69Ай бұрын
AMC "Previously on The Walking Beach" 🏖️
@MonthwizardАй бұрын
4:42 "I will just give you a positive idea and let you deal with it" 😂
@Father_R42 ай бұрын
3:21 Happened before and he still came back
@Blaze_Nights2 ай бұрын
Different ib batman has the capital and connections to keep him locked up unless he illegally broke out I think about kingpin is he still works within the law so even if he's found guilty on something she's not found guilty on everything in which case is business can continue to run define him doing shady dealings
@Jasobroc872 ай бұрын
Even Batman the king of roasts himself mocks Doc Ock's haircut!!!
@Victor74ie8rАй бұрын
0:59 I still wonder how no Spider-Man have thought of that yet 🤦♂️
@alexjames5103Ай бұрын
Plot armor plus there's a chance that his nervous system gets toasted
@NeroDragneАй бұрын
Because plot and Spider-Man writers
@mathewwatson-FireGem212 ай бұрын
God Damn! I'm fucking dying of laughter! My ribs are hurting from laughing so much I actually feel bad for the villains now like DAMN! 🤣
@Jasobroc872 ай бұрын
I got rubber boots scarier than you!! Hahaha that roast made my day!!😂😂😂
@ShaneDouglas7132 ай бұрын
2:24 DAMN!!! 😂
@SKKING100092 ай бұрын
Bro batman will just buy all the villains, he is sooo freakin rich. 0:01 mayday parker playing with miguel is so funny and cute
@lezgokurama8472Ай бұрын
4:39 bro said I’ll give him a positive idea and let him deal with it. Dead💀
@popstarprincess1232 ай бұрын
This the most he’s smiled ever
@ShaneDouglas7132 ай бұрын
1:16-1:26 *Sandman: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
@ShaneDouglas7132 ай бұрын
0:25-0:41 *Green Goblin: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
@issaq0072 ай бұрын
The Batrosting is unstoppable 😂
@juangarza12714 күн бұрын
After Bully Maguire roasts Batman about his dead parents Batman could’ve said says “the guy who also has dead parents who couldn’t even stop a thief who killed his uncle
@a.u.g.m.a.s2 ай бұрын
This is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
@ShaneDouglas7132 ай бұрын
0:54-1:03 *DOCTOR OCTOPUS: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
@damianstarks33382 ай бұрын
Lol Batman my man ! 1:28 I feel bad for Venom
@Jasobroc872 ай бұрын
The bat only needs to summon Trunks to defeat The Spot!! Lol!!
@salvadorsanchezhernandez18242 ай бұрын
You know the funniest thing is that most villains can beat with a gun like joker kingpin etc etc
@Killua_Morales2 ай бұрын
Bruh, next week, have Bully Lowenthal slap Miles and then he turns into the Prowler. Watch how he roasts everyone... Especially Paul.
@AydenDaffron2 ай бұрын
Yall did not need to violate my bro Otto like that
@I_havea_Doubt6 күн бұрын
Controlling Batman is Impossible, Simbiotes asking for someone to Save them.
@rolandov87612 ай бұрын
Bro Batman is straight up slaughter spiderman villains ig he is the darkest knight “What’s his power being thick?” “He’s weakness cardio next” Bro is spitting facts this reminds me of the time where Spiderman called him a balloon and Peter is the needle 😂❤
@antyep2 ай бұрын
And with no hesitation too!
@Lammy2023Ай бұрын
Tbh even with prep bats would likely still get killed by green goblin, venom and even sandman
@nitroexsplosion2 ай бұрын
4:09 A little close quarters combat (CQC) with Bully Maguire, love to see it. Like Shredder vs Batman but with words.
@TheIronWarlockXIII2 ай бұрын
Miguel: You sound like you know what you're doing Bats, telling us how to take down our villains, yet I can't for the love of peat fathom why you still can't take down the Joker. Joker: Allow me to explain. Me and Batsy are actually in a relationship. Spider Society: Wait, what? Batman: Shut up Joker! Don't make this sound weirder than it actually is. Joker: Oh come on Bats! We both know we're two sides of the same coin. We can't live with the other. Think about it... I give you the biggest challenges you have to overcome to save Gotham, and you end up being the hero for it, and I get the best shits and giggles whenever we tussle Batsy. Besides, I don't want to go down the level of a low brow criminal. Like it or not, we complete each other, Batman. So yeah, I'm here to stay, like a back itch you can't reach to scratch.
@AbadonXXX2 ай бұрын
“Wait they really sent them?” -batman probably, now financially backing the whole spiderverse
@bridgerhibbert29932 ай бұрын
*SPOODER-MAN* : "Well...there isch one perschshon Batman fearsch more than widdle-ol'-me." *BATMAN* : "And who is that?" *JOKER: "Batman, I-I, I caught a, I caught a little PokeMon. Do you wanna know what PokeMon I caught?"*
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em2 ай бұрын
@@bridgerhibbert2993 I mean death battle did decide who would win between Batman and Spider-Man… Batman is not winning if Spider-Man ever truly goes rogue…
@AxelFeitz2 ай бұрын
What Pokemon did you got, Joker?
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em2 ай бұрын
@@AxelFeitz contrary to what you would most likely expect of me, Batsy, I have found… a Pokémon… that’s recently become… quite… infamous… to put it simply… I caught a Typhosion, Batman, I caught a Typhlosion…
@morrisbrown62512 ай бұрын
Batman should react to paul and mjs relationship next and roast paul like a turkey with bully lowenthal and bully maguire
@KurtChangeBringer3692 ай бұрын
Dude, please....those are great roasts, let's not waste them on that mistake!
Your so good at putting them in character in roasts haha
@FoxyTheHeroFox2 ай бұрын
Spooderman is too powerful he can raise up to a boundless beings 😂 The Meme just won't stay down!
@kaydenbarksdalegaming2 ай бұрын
Batman is once again the king of roast
@toybaronsАй бұрын
Nice touch with that DBZ reference. I was not expecting that.
@KageNoTenshi12 ай бұрын
'just a walking tank with the intelligence of a brick' had me dying lmao
@TRAILLERАй бұрын
3:09 yeah... right there batman made a mistake: assuming that Kingpin was fat. dude got a bloated abdomen because he got muscular hypertrophy in all muscles including his digestive tracts thus a big gut. he is the template for Tobias Whale. Man can give unroided Bane a run for his money. And all that muscle is great at taking a beating. On the business side he does own legitimate ones to act a fronts, so financially taking out his unlawful gains is a 90% reduction of revenues not totally taking him out. Plus unless you isolated him totally when incarcerating him, he would rebuild his criminal empire from whatever prison he's in. So yes Batman CAN and WILL win but it will not be as easy as he boast.
@BNuts2 ай бұрын
Yeah, having the resources to do all that is a pretty neat shortcut. Peter is almost always bankrupt, and even when he isn't, Marvel's editors throw some other bull his way so he can't deal with things effectively. Otto had sort of the right idea, but wrong execution. And then his little easter egg bankrupted Peter again, proving that Marvel only knows how to keep Pete unhappy. The man deserves rest.
@cjgrace90262 ай бұрын
You should do Avengers vs JL next. I would pay good money to watch Bruce and Tony swap bars and barbs. Black Panther would also be a straight menace.
@Mori_UAАй бұрын
3:51 I have never heard such solid facts in my life
@Blackrun192 ай бұрын
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
@NomadtheHunter2 ай бұрын
Ok… this was unexpectedly fun 😅😁
@cidlunius10762 ай бұрын
2:12 That was disgusting.
@AUTONOMOUSV2 ай бұрын
2:39 ✨️✨️𝐏 𝐄 𝐑 𝐅 𝐄 𝐂 𝐓 𝐈 𝐎 𝐍✨️✨️
@loganshaw45272 ай бұрын
Dang those villian fell faster then bugs in bug bomb fog.
@ALeditz9932 ай бұрын
3:56 didnt Carnage turn into a god in the comics?
@mechajay3358Ай бұрын
0:30 Dang, the Dark Knight is striking Gobby where it most hurt, his self-esteem.
@TheSwordsman1002 ай бұрын
(Facepalms) Not only is this the movie version of Venom which isn't evil, Venom hasn't been a Spider-Man villain in decades. Heck Eddie is one Peter's main allies in the comics. As for Batman's supposed solutions, while weaker then it's comic counterpart, Movie!Venom has been separated from it's host before it didn't work. As for Symbiote Spider-Man, assuming it's the 616 version due to the mention of Paul, the comic version of the Venom symbiote has become far more resistant to sonics as time has gone on good luck with that. (Heck Symbiote Spider-Man even used that fact to take out Bedlam recently) Finally Carnage, (insert J Jonah meme) the guy grew in power to match the power of the King In Black, losing practically all of his weaknesses. Let me put this into perspective the power Carnage currently wields rivals that of the Beyonders who almost successfully destroyed the entire Marvel multiverse. The Bat Family would be slaughtered. So much for Bruce supposed preptime skills.
@noctisx18302 ай бұрын
Oh boy better call in Selina to dump Bruce at his wedding again.
@randoompersone23512 ай бұрын
I like how batman respect bully maguire 🤙
@maurostrazicic11352 ай бұрын
I could listen this video all day. Batman was brutal here and Kevin's voice is pure gold.
@lenart5417Ай бұрын
"Oh look, it's Juggernaut's dumber cousin"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LizaaFernando7 күн бұрын
4:05 Not Nightwing crying happy tears and Red Robin looking like a gremlin
@kevinskywalker55392 ай бұрын
when they asked who was his greatest villain that he feared, i said "bane?", but it turned out to be spooder-man. lol
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em2 ай бұрын
@@kevinskywalker5539 nah, there’s one more… Alfred… enough said…
@Rei-uq1jv2 ай бұрын
peter with symbiote suit thinking he can out roast batman 1:55
@Amogus-i6i2 ай бұрын
But can he?
@TheSpooderMen9582 ай бұрын
Cause he can?
@GabrielHoadley2-je9es2 ай бұрын
I think this video has a happier ending then any of the ones where paul gets roasted into oblivion, i could be wrong though...
@daneyal71622 ай бұрын
Venom sounds strangely gentlemanly.
@mwawadoshanga2 ай бұрын
Okay, these are funny again! 🤣 Still wish you'd remember the hyphen.
@Grey11s2 ай бұрын
Batman was on a mission for this one ☠☠
@keyofheartsheartwings66642 ай бұрын
Bully Maguire being the only one to survive.
@darkwinter20092 ай бұрын
Batman cooked them faster than some random food at a barbecue 😂😂😂
@hristopushkov72692 ай бұрын
That mister negative got me dying 😂😂😂
@哲二川上2 ай бұрын
Damn they really put the Batman who Cooks to roast the shit out of them huh
@KingUchiha3912 ай бұрын
Batman be cooking
@Sigmabeta-lg7fj2 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 and Spider-Man needs powers to win
@Sigmabeta-lg7fj2 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 and Batman has one physical battles without his brain
@chadbrad8100Ай бұрын
@@Sigmabeta-lg7fj keep coping
@NorvandaTrellАй бұрын
@darkshadowx803Womp womp
@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap2 ай бұрын
White Electro, but he has the voice of Teen Titans Cyborg. 😂
@AnthonyBoyd-lo7yb2 ай бұрын
This is why I love batman
@SonicSkychaser2 ай бұрын
And that's why he's the goddamn Batman
@LeeQuid-k3n2 ай бұрын
Owl man knocks
@traiwooten37112 ай бұрын
This man got a Plan for everyone and everything
@JordanWheeler19992 ай бұрын
but not his wedding 😉
@Wolf-mr5kl2 ай бұрын
Bro, you're doing masterpieces. Keep it going
@angelrincon94852 ай бұрын
nah These Was a crazy One 😂😂😂😂😂
@tie56542 ай бұрын
Finally batman is back 🦇💪🏾
@re33702 ай бұрын
J E S U S . . . . . that's was SAVAGE 😂💯
@NeatMemesDotCom5 күн бұрын
So far the most creative AI Content on the platform. Good prompts buddy 💪
@kaydenbarksdalegaming2 ай бұрын
Batman should opened his restaurant
@FordLancer2 ай бұрын
I look forward to these more and more every week 😂.
@MrWest-ph5yg24 күн бұрын
This is my new favorite channel I swear to God. Me and both my sons over here dying