Spitting Image - I've Never Met A Nice South African (Lyrics In Description)

audio from the spit in your ear cd from 1980s
lyrics
(Traveller)
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
I've had sunstroke in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu,
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal,
And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner,
But I've never met a nice South African!
(Chorus)
No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man,
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people!
(Traveller)
I once got served in Woolies after less than four week's wait,
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German,
But I've never met a nice South African!
(Chorus)
No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man,
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers who smell like baboons!
(Traveller)
I've had a Close Encounter of the Twenty-Second Kind,
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings,
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig,
But I've never met a nice South African!
(Chorus)
No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man,
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour!
(Traveller)
I've met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,
At the BBC in London he's the Chief Commissionaire,
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies,
I met a man in Kathmandu who claimed to have two willies,
I've had a nice pot noodle, but I've never had a poodle,
And I've never met a nice South African!
(Chorus)
No he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising man,
Because we've never met one either,
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris...
Yes he's quite a nice South African,
And he's hardly ever killed anyone,
And he's not smelly at all, that's why they put him prison!

[@orlandoboom9018]

This song has aged like fine wine.

[@MaximumHeresey]

Unfortunately, the whole went sour like the milk.

[@Rachaelinwonderland998]

Every time Elon Musk does/says something dickish I think of this song

[@infinitygames9317]

After him monologuing about invading the UK today, I had to listen to it again.

[@nh9136]

@@infinitygames9317 brought me here as well lol

[@Daktangle]

@@infinitygames9317 Same.

[@WobblyBits_X]

Or Peter Thiel... or David Sachs...

[@mustafakurt3546]

Elon Musk gave a salute, but it was definitely not the N4zi salute. This is a Roman Legionary salute. To all of America's enemies at home and abroad, Roman greetings are sent. But I still found myself listening to this song.

[@mosseisleyYT]

Breyten Breytenbach, who is mentioned in the last verse, died today. He was a dissident poet and vocal critic of South Africa under apartheid, and a political prisoner of the National Party-led South African Government. And yes, he emigrated to Paris.

[@DruggedBunny]

Didn't hear about this anywhere! Thanks, 'Media'

[@CameronKilgore]

RIP Breyten. You were never smelly. You were in fact, a good south african.

[@bigslugga8793]

My HS principal was against apartheid and worked as security for Mandela back in the day. I’ve met one nice South African.

[@208records]

In light of this week's events, this tune keeps popping up in me head. It seems to be trending for some reason...... 😁

[@SirAntoniousBlock]

Funny this song is trending now.

[@thesneakman8064]

My art teacher was a nice south african but then again he wasn't white

[@thefreelancequeen]

I mean one of the first lines in the song is about how the not so nice south africans hate black people

[@JohnJFebreeze]

The only white South African I have met (that didnt live in the states) tried to convince me Mandela was a terrorist

[@burritodog3634]

so then he was just african

[@hazeltade3679]

The implication is that they’re talking about white South Africans, you gotta remember that due to apartheid you weren’t that likely to meet Black South Africans because of their difficult circumstances so nobody assumed that would be what you were talking about

[@joe579003]

THAT'S WHY THAT PUT HIM IN PRISON

[@matthewlawrenson3628]

RIP Breyten Breytenbach - quite a nice South African.

[@yorick6035]

Yeah, this s song also popped up in my head when I heard the news

[@jamesroot4958]

No longer not smelly at all.

[@mspaint93]

Rest in Peace, just heard the news on the 25th, terribly sad. 🕊️ Amazing bloke. In serious lots od nice SAs. Hopes for their countries success again like it was upcoming in the 90s(?)

[@neilaspin008]

He wasn't smelly at all.

[@CameronKilgore]

He was never smelly. He was a good South African. Rest well, Breyten.

[@mountainrover]

This should be played whenever Musk appears in public, his version of Hail to the Chief.

[@karenkalweit6018]

It already does, inside my head😊

[@Independentfellow]

I like how it says “i never MET a nice South African.” It leaves the possibility that they exist, ive just never met them.

[@noahjohnson935]

the fact he met aliens, yetis, and got quick government service means myths are more likely 😂

[@karlik4861]

you should get an award for media literacy

[@BeavisSaves]

I've never met one

[@RainbowLizardOne]

and thats not bloody surprising man

[@albertroundtree8546]

I did meet a nice South African once. He was a kind and gentle soul so his life must have been very difficult.

[@elmerjfapp5730]

did you live to tell the tale?

[@remraf1984]

Was it Breyten Bretenbach?

[@ianhall702]

He hadn’t killed many people????

[@wifi1990]

you didnt

[@schretlenaugustijn2391]

@@remraf1984nah he’s in prison

[@lllordllloyd]

Elon Musk has entered the meeting to confirm the accusation.

[@hermanthetosser4219]

When you feel better tomorrow, you'll be a hero. But never forget today. You could be back here, thing's can go a stray

[@zainmudassir2964]

True. His family owned emerald mine in apartheid south Africa

[@unclescipio3136]

@@zainmudassir2964 Zambia.

[@the-letter_s]

@@unclescipio3136 which was a part of South Africa at the time.

[@unclescipio3136]

@@the-letter_s Zambia has never been a part of South Africa. They don't even share a border.

[@alexross1816]

RIP Breyten Breytenbach. The last nice South African. 🫡

[@woollahraswanderings4385]

Who is The Kiffness?

[@cometmoon4485]

Imagine something this principled and unapologetically critical of evil being approved for freeview tv today.

[@Teal_.]

"principled and unapologetically critical" is not what I'd call this lol its a very funny song I love it but its so silly its basically school yard taunting, you could call it South Africans are "smelly poopoo heads" the song and nothing would change

[@tommyhill7645]

What the fuck are you talking about, it's a supposedly "anti racist" song that is itself hypocritical racist

[@ulture]

Well, this comment aged amazingly well, to the point you might get a visit from the filth if they think you posted it within the last month

[@nordboer5684]

South African farmers are being murdered in droves by racist blacks.

[@Teal_.]

@citrosoda5370 more fun yes gets more done idk if that's true, a significant amount of the time that just polarises people more

[@TheAgProv]

"We're a bunch of vinegar horses who hate bleck people" - love the subtitles!

[@ariochsmith4841]

It's, "We're a bunch of arrogant bastards" in an Afrikaner accent.

[@starexcelsior]

@@ariochsmith4841 he's talking about the KZbin automatic subtitles

[@Frozenkoldfury]

I've only ever met one South African, and he was a right wander. Literally the only reason my dad didn't punch him out was because we were in a church at the time. He had the good graces to dip before the service ended so he wouldn't get cornered outside, because I'm pretty sure there were at least three people in that church who were ready to take a swing at him. One day, perhaps I shall meet the fabled nice South African.

[@toe_grips]

What was he up to?

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@wildmutt02 Racism, mostly. Kept muttering slurs about most of the people of colour in the congregation, including a family friend who was, admittedly, being a bit loud, but in his defense he is an autistic fellow and he just wanted to be nice to the priest. Other than that, he was making some very pointed comments about how "inconvenient" it was to have to make space for people in wheelchairs. My other dad is practically wheelchair bound, aside from very good days (of which this was not one, we were all pretty uncomfortable even before this twat started going off.)

[@toe_grips]

@@Frozenkoldfury Sounds like a real arrogant loudmouth.

[@randomdude4669]

What country are you from?, just wondering if there the same everywhere they go 😂

[@Frozenkoldfury]

@@randomdude4669 Scotland, though we were in England at the time

[@petersutherland2949]

Why are South Africans buried 8 foot under? Because deep down they’re nice people.

[@gwynnwilson3761]

What about 'your' kind?

[@dboot8886]

​@@gwynnwilson3761 get over it snowflake it's just a joke.

[@eyebeensleeping]

@@gwynnwilson3761 we've got one!

[@moonshine6304]

​@@gwynnwilson3761 Thanks for serving as an example

[@theblackastronautleo1219]

A certain South African did a gesture I'm blasting this for a while

[@AlternativeElvis]

Ever heard of the South African drinking game? When someone goes to the toilet we all have to take three shots…

[@pwuk]

Ouch

[@PulseEyeBlu]

Blade Runner

[@ritz2467]

Lmao

[@unclescipio3136]

"Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't go for a shit near Oscar Pistorius."

[@T_Way]

I don't get the joke but oh well

[@Trashcom1917]

this is the most unapologetically mean spirited song ive ever heard lmao, and every bit of it was deserved

[@thej-man4283]

Oh please, what bullshit. Catchy banter song👍, but to say it's deserved shows you know nothing of SAfrican history.

[@ethanpappas2502]

@@thej-man4283I feel like making fun of Apartheid is quite justified.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

​@@thej-man4283Cause they're a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people 🎶

[@daspotato895]

@@thej-man4283 It is deserved lmao. Apartheid South Africa was shit, and the government who ran it were a bunch of clowns.

[@theonly802]

@@thej-man4283they had nukes and only got rid of them because they didn’t want the new black government to own them

[@lewis123417]

Just had a really rude south african customer. Decided to play this after dealing with him haha

[@bushbabybotha9943]

If you had you’d not be posting on social media, you’d be in hospital on life support, go tell lies elsewhere..

[@lewis123417]

@@bushbabybotha9943 pmsl are you some sort of simpleton?

[@nashvontookus7451]

​@bushbabybotha9943 lol okay kiddo

[@deeznoots6241]

@@bushbabybotha9943yeah that’ll prove South Africans aren’t bastards… by threatening violence. Lmao

[@John-qv5ux]

​@@bushbabybotha9943looks like someone's mad Apartheid ended. Gonna cry?

[@CodaMission]

Update: Elon Musk denied the Holocaust

[@c.e.oofcrabgang2887]

Based

[@CodaMission]

@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 I'm so tired of edgy humor. I'm tired of dudes who think cruelty is funny rather than a sign they were a spoiled, smarmy shit. I want empathy and seriousness. I want people in power to be worthwhile people rather than people who relish in being trash

[@thatonedadjoke42tm]

@@CodaMission if only man. if fuckin only.

[@CodaMission]

@@thatonedadjoke42tm evidently, I'm asking too much from the greatest country on earth

[@ano_der_orca]

@CodaMission we will see a huge rise in the frequency of evil acts committed. Do not be surprised

[@MisterBones223]

I've met a nice South African, but she lived in America so idk if that counts

[@capncake8837]

Nah. Breyten Breytanbach also doesn't really count, since he emigrated.

[@adora_lovely]

Skeletor ! ❤

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@capncake8837 And he's never killed anyone, and he's not smelly at all, thats why they put him in prison.

[@bushbabybotha9943]

We are probably the nicest country and people in the world, anyone who comes here confirms that, this eas made by some drunk Aussie idiots..

[@lewiscameron5761]

Yeah the whole joke about breytenbach was that he left South Africa, so the only nice South African is one that doesn't live in South africa

[@ma55382uk]

RIP Breyton Breytonbach

[@dt6352]

this song also applies to Israelis

[@blorblin]

yeah as one, its genuinely in the national ethos to be selfish and unempathetic because there's no other way to rationalize the Nakba and ongoing ethnic cleansing of Palestinians.

[@curedleaves71]

Didn't this show also do a skit on Israel vs South Africa or was it another one?

[@Komnen0s]

Guess which country had a close relationship with South Africa right up to the end of the Apartheid era

[@frrascon]

All apartheid states create the worst people.

[@VioletteZero]

A ton of west bank settlers are South African.

[@coxley]

Elon Musk has confirmed this song is true. Great Britain now hates him.

[@GumSkyloard]

He confirmed it even morem

[@Zapinc9]

What I love about TV from 1980s is how little has actually changed. Its been 40 years and you can't get a job after leaving school, pot noodles still taste like cardboard and south africans are worse than ever.

[@LoneWolf343]

I've met a nice South African. Probably why she moved to New Zealand.

[@conorwade2535]

Most nice South Africans do

[@6Metal6militA6]

Nah it's because the country became a shithole after apartheid ended if you didn't notice

[@godsdj7316]

@@6Metal6militA6 It was a terrible country for everyone outside a certain type of person, and it turned out the country couldn't win its wars. At one point the South Africans were horrified when they found out several of their troops were captured trying to operate in another country. There's so much more to the history here than "oh blacks bad they ruined everything", but some people realllyyyy don't like when you dig deeper.

[@thehuskyhusky9925]

i work at a bar and i always think of this song when one regulars whos south African but he's such a sweet lad

[@gaminggamer2594]

I blare this whenever the Muskrat does anything

[@redmii69]

To the people who made this song: I salute you

[@bee-beargaming]

This is my second favorite song from this masterpiece of a show

[@stevenross-watt8640]

First favourite? Klingons on the starboard bow?

[@mixerfistit5522]

@@stevenross-watt8640The Chicken Song!

[@ClementIV]

@@mixerfistit5522got a link?

[@movieman203]

'This is the Good Bit'heavy metal song!

[@daneenmurf1043]

My god is better than your god ?

[@fyank1]

Thatcher considered Mandela was a terrorist. Cameron was happy to visit apartheid South Africa. Nothing has changed with the Tories. Always on the side of evil.

[@MyHandsForWar]

And South Africa, how is it doing now?

[@andrevanstaden1290]

​@@MyHandsForWarlook closer at your little invaded useless island...bunch of folk that live on benefits and excuses, and borrowed time!😂

[@Clara-ph7my]

Where is the public swimming bath, with no piss in the pool? Please I would like to meet the man with 2 willies🤣

[@davidt8381]

This song is so funny yet true. For younger people this song was performed pre 1990 when the racist apartheid system was in place when Nelson Mandela was still in prison.

[@davidt8381]

@@bushbabybotha9943You are extremely tough and controversial on that keyboard, but I bet you wouldn't say that to a black man to his face 1 on 1 in a fighting cage, no weapons involved even if you were slightly bigger than him.

[@moritz-4742]

​@@davidt8381thats odly specific

[@deeznoots6241]

@@bushbabybotha9943eat shit

[@martinsmith852]

​@@davidt8381you sound like someone who hasn't been in many fights or really sucks St fighting

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@bushbabybotha9943it should never have existed in the first place. Neither the apartheid government or the current one are good which is why SA is fast headed towards collapse

[@quixotica726]

This should be played through a bullhorn at Muskrat's next robobullshit unveiling.

[@lauraforrester2910]

I’m going to watch England play SA at Twickenham tomorrow and I can’t get this song out of my head……HELP

[@gordyokeeffe361]

Brilliant! You should sing it to them!

[@Teal_.]

how was the game

[@ZemanTheMighty]

Well in regards to cricket we now know who got the last laugh.

[@PaulRoneClarke]

Chris Barrie. Miss the real Spitting Image from the 80's

[@AtheistOrphan]

It was on KZbin for years but got taken down last year. Wish I’d downloaded it!

[@PaulRoneClarke]

@@AtheistOrphan Same here. Absolute classic.

[@Noidonteatbabiesstopasking]

Yeah the new one wasn’t great

[@TimParker-Chambers]

1:38 This is true... Ironically, Van der Merwe jokes are very funny... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ApolloHypnosQueerestGods]

Wikus? Wikus van de merwe?? Duude I did that film at GCSE

[@RecklessInternetting]

As an Australian, I can confirm that they still think its the 1950s

[@randommess-d5t]

They come to Australia and spread racism right

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

At least SA is now ran by its rightful owners, yall still oppress the natives in Aus and the whole world overlooks it

[@burritodog3634]

blacks are up to worse shenanigans that back in the 50s

[@tobolee6385]

U should say it to there faces ..see how far u get boy ...

[@burritodog3634]

@@tobolee6385 will they attack him because theyre hostile? isnt that his point?

[@marnanel]

in the old video that got removed, a SAn was saying "this sort of thing could air in the 1980s, but people are more aware of racism now". And it was the most "the point ↑, you →" thing I've ever read. Also there were people saying "you know the BBC has never apologised for this", as if the BBC was in the habit of apologising for programmes made by Central.

[@Last_March_of_the_Gents]

Just found the song to play for my wife's birthday (who is south african) XD

[@eleumloyce6613]

total legend

[@davidt8381]

I hope she has a very good sense of humor or you might face a divorce.

[@bushbabybotha9943]

Im sure she could figure out what an arsehole you are without you proving it to her.

[@hambruhger]

I played it to my South African girlfriend today

[@niccage6375]

I had an Afrikaner manager at work. He was a good guy even though i had a hard time understanding him

[@CAVALIERKNIGHT33]

After four decades it is still TRUE!

[@AdreamThatwasRome]

Ooooo you must be a little pommie weasel

[@finnvogler5346]

Poes

[@bushbabybotha9943]

Are you English, you are bitter, it’s understandable..

[@pc_suffering6941]

no, the oppression simply flipped

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

In what way? Every country has good and bad people. I find it extremely ironic how this song was made by the Brit’s when they’re some of the most racist people out there, possibly even more than South Africans

[@yol3209]

Oh my 😂😂 this is my first time hearing this song

[@stlouisix3]

This was created during the 1980s. I would like an update on whether they have met nice South Africans since then.

[@windows7504]

No.

[@katmanna350f]

Nah, they got killed by the people that are now "freed" from Apartheid because they didn't look African. And their valuables were stolen.

[@godsdj7316]

@@katmanna350f My black friend in South Africa has white neighbours, apparently they're nice enough but their daughter is racist. So I'd say that story about them all being killed isn't likely. Besides, if you need racial segregation to protect you from thieves, you aren't really ready for boogaloo and just practising weakness that's inevitably going to decline instead of thrive. :p

[@domino5392]

This is still as funny as well as when we were kids. 😂😂😂😂

[@therespectedlex9794]

Did you have a clue what it was about?

[@BeavisSaves]

I'd say its more true than ever now

[@funnyanimals6038]

In fairness I’ve met about a dozen over the years and the majority were angry and miserable, however 2 of them were a good laugh

[@williambobson3369]

Elon!

[@kell9629]

I know one South African and he'a the type if guy that says he's big-boned. My only addition to that is thin-skinned.

[@alexwright6038]

Does he also claim to know more about manufacturing than anyone else alive?

[@BeavisSaves]

This song is more true than ever before. Its always been true, but goddamn...

[@Thebdippy]

Love the way they say "boustards"

[@twincamspit]

Took me way too long to realise the vocal style was based on 'Cool for Cats' by Squeeze >.

[@cosmocosmoton]

What happened to the other spitting image songs? They were here yesterday. Man, I'd hate to have lost them all twice!

[@hermanthetosser4219]

Got hit with a 2nd strike 2 days ago... another and I will lose the channel. So I might have to hide all my uploads for few months

[@cosmocosmoton]

@@hermanthetosser4219 I'm sorry to hear that, was it a spitting image strike because I thought they didn't recognize it if it wasn't video. I guess that applies to other clips as well. Well, whenever you decide it's safe to reupload the songs, I'll be here waiting! :)

[@hermanthetosser4219]

@@cosmocosmoton it was on the johnny cash spitting image... they said it was hate speech, I think due to my choice of still as the image was the ku klux. Was waiting for the original strike to clear in January, but now it's just eggshells so will have to private everything maybe.

[@cosmocosmoton]

@@hermanthetosser4219 Context is everything but youtube doesn't care, they'd probably remove a video that condemns the klan just for having pictures of it. How long will the wait be till it's safe? Maybe you oughta make a second channel with the spitting image songs, since they seem to be the most divisive and strike prone

[@hermanthetosser4219]

@@cosmocosmoton christ.... won't be until March. I keep thinking the next day I will have the email saying the channel has gone

[@OlafoWaffle]

Absolute banger

[@stevelong6469]

Why did this song come to mind after the new FLOTUS, Elon Musk, made racist memes about Elizabeth Warren?

[@Meshakhad]

My high school guidance counselor was a nice South African. I do recall a piece in the school newspaper where he talked about his opposition to apartheid, so I'm pretty sure he wasn't racist. Also, he moved to the US.

[@andrevanstaden1290]

We're Brits opposed to colonisation and raping of women and children, before they decided to take the moral high ground judging 😅

[@dannycolverson6944]

I try to love everyone, but South Africans make it very difficult.

[@gwynnwilson3761]

Why?

[@m1000-n8w]

You know over 80% of South Africans are black right?

[@User.777.1]

What ???

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@m1000-n8wyou’ll find there’s good and bad people in SA regardless of their race. Not every white person supported apartheid, many were opposed to it

[@burritodog3634]

the black ones right

[@noahjohnson935]

Never met a nice South African and never met a Rhodesian at all met a nice Zimbabwean though.

[@comradeinternet467]

An Israel-centred reboot of this song needs to happen, and it needs to happen yesterday.

[@infinitygames9317]

I seem to just find any excuse I can to namedrop this song.

[@Damian_1989]

*"You can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife, OI!"*

[@asaknight321]

My favorite part about this video is how the bartender looks like Freddie Mercury. I know it's supposed to be Lord Lucan but that jawline and mustache just make it look like Freddie so well

[@sumtingwong665]

England after losing to us in RWC2023:

[@gwynnwilson3761]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it

[@DominickvdHoff]

And I've never met a nice Israeli!

[@cyprusd2049]

I've never met a nice goot shaegger

[@BifronsCandle]

@@cyprusd2049 Zionists never beating the allegations

[@NileFive]

@the_roman_emperor_fisheater did they happen to be dead

[@viktord2025]

I've met one nice South-African, and one nice Israeli, all the rest of them fucking suck in my experience

[@viktord2025]

@@NileFive I know a living nice Israeli, not his fault his government is retarded. I also know one nice South African. Exceptions to confirm the rule

[@Bollthorn]

I had a South African friend and he was a really nice fella. Some of the stories he told me about growing up there though? Jesus... He said they lived on top of a hill overlooking the city they lived in and all night you could hear gunfire and sirens. In the morning his mum would send him to the shop for small essentials like bread or milk, and he said it would be a common sight to see someone lying in the gutter with their head smashed open.

[@jarahfluxman20]

Unless he grew up in the Cape Flats I doubt that story. I spent the first 22 years of my life in South Africa and never encountered anything like that.

[@zenlorph7985]

Out of all the South Africans I’ve met ones been a normal person. To be fair she was about to immigrate

[@anthonyroach6711]

Absolute masterpiece this 😂

[@bushbabybotha9943]

Yes, it highlights British or Australian retardation..

[@choomanfoo]

Elon Musk is doing his best to not prove this song wrong.

[@jmcw9632]

LOL

[@dannycolverson6944]

It's a shame, he was a highly charismatic legend, but got completely brainwashed by the American far right in the last couple of years and it's predictably ruined his personality.

[@capitcha]

@@dannycolverson6944 cope

[@glowingdeathclaw3560]

@@dannycolverson6944 lmao, allowing free speech on his platform is “brainwashed by the far right”

[@fiyum333]

@@dannycolverson6944 first part is debatable but yeah

[@stevenmitchell1504]

Yes ,such a great place since the end of Apartheid, a fine holiday destination for anyone whos interested

[@mathewchurchill4297]

Love this song

[@markmitchell7981]

I thought I was watching Spitting Image the other day and realised I was watching Loose Woman on BBC

[@d.ccaller7116]

This is poetry

[@slashthejackal8558]

Wish I could find the full video

[@rheffic1971]

an anthem for 2025.

[@QuintinLourens]

All the english blokes listened to this after the rugby world cup ey. 😀

[@jamespayter6948]

Bloody hell mate - you're a bit late haha

[@QuintinLourens]

@@jamespayter6948 i know, but i just had to lol

[@marinedekock9957]

And now they will again after the game tomorrow 😂

[@Bolognabeef]

​@@marinedekock9957they do now, but you crapped your pants for a moment didn't you?

[@marinedekock9957]

@@Bolognabeef lol definitely horrible performance for the boks for 78 minutes of the game. Luckily we just needed those last 2 minutes to secure our spot. But well played by the english. We are not such bad people after all lol

[@DavidHerron-d8b]

I just played this to my mates while we were staying at a caravan and we basically just pissed our selves. Can this be done for Israel 😅

[@tarscase7653]

Hahaha spot on!

[@danku-chan]

when the world needed them the most, they couldn't be found. someone must pick up the mantle, and write I've Never Met A Nice Israeli

[@DavidHerron-d8b]

@@danku-chan "ive never met a nice Israeli mon but that's not bloody surprising cause there a bunch of Bigoted zealots who bomb brown babies" ... I saw osmas body when they buried him at sea, I saw two towers vaporised by iraqi WMDs, I've seen real global warming, and lot of vaccine misinforming but ive never met a nice israeli ,Mon!" lol

[@neilshanahan8217]

Add Dutch. Then again South Africans are their descendants. French are fairly smug too.

[@DavidHerron-d8b]

@@neilshanahan8217 But they are not quite as genocidal as israils. the Israelis are a bit killy

[@jammyjamzz]

This one's for Elon

[@Cyberbeagle1000]

Hi Elon

[@skullman-us7wn]

🎵*I’ve never met a nice south african! No he’s never met a nice south african! And that’s not bloody surprising man! ‘Cause we’re a bunch of witless morons, and we cant make a truck to save our lives!*🎵

[@TomJeffreys-oh1ux]

We had a South African in our house share and he was stealing food out of our cupboards and being a twat and my Scottish house mate Leigh Anne would often be blasting this directly outside his door on repeat for hours on end I suppose she took it too far he moved however he deserved it!!

[@aloudpancake]

If you still keep contact with Leigh Anne tell her she's a legend

[@davideddy2672]

This goes out to Elon Musk! 👍

[@CrowsAreMurder]

Working in Orlando as a waiter for 15 years and the absolute RUDEST I table ever was 🥁 ? You guessed it SOUTH AFRICANS. 😂

[@andrevanstaden1290]

Was it your mum 😅

[@anirbanmitra4189]

​@@andrevanstaden1290 elon did your mom😂

[@soup2865]

I’ve traveled this whole world of ours from Barnsley to Peru, I’ve had sunshine in the Arctic and a swim in Timbuktu, I’ve met unicorns in Burma and a yeti in Nepal, and I’ve danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall, I’ve met the king of China and the working Yorkshire miner but I’ve never met a nice South African…

[@TheElfishGene]

Hey Elon...

[@colindasilva2442]

True fact this one ! Yet to meet a nice one

[@hectormanuel8360]

My ambulance paramedic was a nice south African

[@technicallyfkndifficult8988]

ASsociation of 90's Accounting Technicians

[@juliejoannebevan6617]

There's at least one nice South African in British showbusiness: Nigel Pegram.

[@calebmcpherson7417]

Very good

[@Darren_S]

Jou ma se bloes man 😂

[@tom13king]

Some guy had the full scene uploaded but the video’s gone now. Last time I saw it he was railing against the comment section so maybe he removed it because he couldn’t handle the bants.

[@hermanthetosser4219]

No itv removed near enough all spitting image uploads when thru brought the britbox series reboot out

[@tom13king]

@@hermanthetosser4219 ah, that’s a shame.

[@uignireddngfiurdsgfiurdse]

Salmon live in trees and eat pencils

[@ni4717]

Never expected to get so much use out of this song in 2024 (Elon )

[@greatwhiteflash1645]

For Elon.

[@mmurray1983]

They used to be a complete version of this video on here. I hope it was just the BBC that took it down. They should play this every time Elon Musk is introduced at the White House

[@paulosmeek6286]

Elon Musk?

[@lukeboshier]

As a South African I absolutely agree. We also have little to no natural oil reserves , mined all our minerals and have sh!t weather. Our sporting victories are always robbed, we really should just be avoided.

[@liverush24]

And now the government is in league with Russia & China.

[@splashafrica]

I love that it's exactly the inverse that's true with the exception of the sporting comment there could be some truth to that one who am I to judge

[@kaboomer227]

I’d like to think I’m a nice south african, but then again I was raised in australia and live in the uk

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

He lied! There’s no Public Pools without urine!

[@liverush24]

Not after I'd visited them.

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

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[@PBarrettt]

I can’t believe they were allowed to put this on TV 😂

[@bushbabybotha9943]

They were idiots and so ignorant, can’t expect anything better from the stupid British.

[@MrThischarmingman2]

Because it's an anti-apartheid song.

[@bushbabybotha9943]

@@MrThischarmingman2 it’s a moron song for morons by morons.

[@iggy3200]

Back when people had free speech

[@bushbabybotha9943]

@@iggy3200 more like when people were ignorant arseholes..