Splatoon 3, but it's Splatoon 2

Let's take a look and see how Splatoon 2 has been holding up! Is THIS Splatoon 3 in 2023? Who knows!
Basically, we're playing Splatoon 3, but with NONE of the new Splatoon 3 additions!
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[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I'm SO used to squid rolling that i didn't see a lot of those squid rolls- i mean glitches happening in the video. Not even when I was editing bruh

[@Azzarra_Evardoux]

You'd be surprised how much I kept forgetting that wasn't a thing while I was replaying Splatoon 2 xD

[@smolsoftgay3]

I counted 6 😂

[@mud-f4x]

why did your tri slosher look so weird

[@t1mlin]

It ain’t Splatoon 2 without Tenta Missiles 😂

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

TRUUUUE. Maybe I will use gootuber next time for the missiles

[@cha_tea1697]

It ain’t splatoon 3 without crab tank😂

[@MeMyselfIzz]

It ain’t Splatoon 1 without Bubbler 😂

[@ivettrivera5306]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh Goo Tuber in the corner being chosen over Nautilus:

[@gavinbrown7990]

@@MeMyselfIzz or kraken

[@sleepingstitches4402]

2:09 CJ you have a really good shy guy impression

[@I_Was_Groot_2000]

2:32 That KILLED me for some reason 💀

[@kenns02]

Even as someone who never played before Splatoon 3, it’s kind of neat thinking about the differences between 2 and 3. Also I love how ingrained Squid Rolls are in your muscle memory and you accidentally Squid Roll four times in the video.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I can explain........... I really can't LMAO, my eyes are so used to seeing squid rolls that I didn't even catch the extras in the video until this comment ☠

[@quackintosh]

oh my god stop the lobby recreation at 3:13 is maybe the funniest thing ive seen in my entire life im DYING

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Aha, thank you and glad you enjoyed!

[@InfinityBreaker_Official]

3:07 I died laughing. This is funnier than anything I’ve ever seen.

[@QueenMyrra]

I sure definitely caught you in 4K with that squid roll buddy! Huge avoidance for Nautilus, but that's understandable! This vid is super funny CJ, very outstanding!

[@Scrub_scrub_mako]

Don’t worry, he was just hacking

[@QueenMyrra]

@@Scrub_scrub_mako I'm pretty sure the game was bugging a lil bit.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I'm innocent I swear, Splatoon 2 is trying to frame me..... Lol, jokes aside, glad to hear you enjoy the vid, Queen!

[@Scrub_scrub_mako]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh don’t worry, happens to the best of us

[@Vicvillon]

the sound effects you picked from the intro LOOOOL also dont worry no one say your WEIRD BLUE SLOSHER dwdwdwdw

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

YEAH UHH... the colors were lookin' really weird for the tri-slosher, I think I gotta adjust my TV settings better next time LOL

[@itbekatsu]

the “lobby” music at 2:09 HELP AHKAHDJ but dang seeing how much splat 3 has improved from 2 is so cool to see. awesome and hilarious video cj!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

If there was one thing the Splatoon 2 lovvy had, it was the ability to distort the music so I had to represent LOL Glad to hear you got a good hoot outta the vid, Katsu!

[@ivettrivera5306]

1:15 "That thing"

[@CurtisVII]

3:00 Ayo Cj, what ability hacks did you install on those boots? Besides that, this video was amazing! I had my fair share of chuckles throughout and I loved the editing and jokes. Definitely looking forward to more videos!

[@ultimate_yippee]

Good question

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Hmm... seems more like Nintendo needs to come back and patch out these issues in Splatoon 2 but I had nothing to do with those glitches Glad to hear you enjoyed the vid, Curtis! It's been real fun putting these videos together and I can't wait to do more!

[@shadewful.]

1:57 "Hm, what other weapons can we use?" *looks straight at naut* "No. 🙃" Justice for this Nautilus Slander 😔🙏🏽

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Sorry Nauti Nation, I am a Nauti denier

[@Tori_Nushi]

Why would you diss nautilis, the perfect aggro weapon😢

[@Pop_Penguin]

Naut deniers are very suspicious 🧐

[@karsan4900]

When you realise you could have been using sloshing machine lol

[@ZeraAxon]

0:32 What did Nautilus do to you? lol 1:54 AGAIN?? 😂 3:26 accidental squid roll 😅

[@supercj.8546]

That’s a Great Idea!! When Splatoon 3 Side order of Splatoon 2 plaza comes out and after unlocking it you get to Visit there and Pretend to play Splatoon 2 in Splatoon 3! 😮👍👍

[@RalvedoX]

There are only 2 ways to describe this challenge: Nostalgia & suffering. But fr tho, video was FRESHLY COOKED out of the oven. Keep it up, CJ! And remember: "Don't get cooked, stay Off The Hook!"

[@octolinggamer]

Plot Twist: He secretly played Splatoon 2 but made it look like Splatoon 3 :0

[@lucyharbour9274]

At 2:30 he squid rolled but its ok i love ur vids CJ!

[@Wallis_2001]

WHAT IS WITH THE NAUT SLANDER?? The DPS on that thing is insane bro 😭

[@swampygaming2975]

The fact that he chose mini splat over nautilus is an even bigger guy punch imo 😂😭

[@_KRYPTIC_]

Bro we are now going back to our weird splatoon middle child 💀

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Despite it's issues, we can't ever forget how much of a glow-up Splatoon 3 was from 2

[@SplatyATL]

Great Content as always, CJ!!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you, Splaty!

[@AkwaDoll]

2:09 masterpiece

[@kellyedwards421]

Take a shot everytime they squidroll without noticing

[@skiffy8121]

that is absolutely naut, one of my favorite splatlings

[@Freakizoid3]

Hey! I noticed you on KZbin shorts and you seem to have some potential to be a big KZbinr, so keep up the good work!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I appreciate that, thank you!

[@SplatDroid]

Machine was TWO SLOTS away from naut you didn't have to do that to yourself 😭😭

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH MACHINE EITHER LMAO

[@SplatDroid]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh LMAO OH OK

[@BOI-IN-THE-FLESH]

Can’t forget The missile spam😂

[@beanieboo-M.K.Y]

Dang can’t believe the hack-apocalypse 😢

[@calyx8808]

Jay would be so MAD at you for calling the Nautilus gross. (It's his main.)

[@daisychannel2002]

I think I saw some hackers on the news, did Pearl and Marina get kidnapped??? Oh well, at least they let my skip the news!

[@Jacobwalls2014]

WHAT OH THEY ARE DEAD

[@R3m1xxxx]

This Splatoon 2 update is wild

[@KingxRaam]

This is so funny CJ! I really love your content!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I appreciate that, thank you!

[@randomkid6236]

The thumbnail got me trippin

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thumbnail is actively trying to gaslight people LMAO

[@blu3620]

Bro stuck in time

[@tyreektheblueinkling521]

The funny part was that you pulled out the charger and painted the lines on the ground to make it look like the lobby from splatoon 2 rank

[@KeroKeroGrips12]

2:32 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bee_814]

This feels like it would be so hard to do in this lol 😂 Also I’m offended by your reaction to the nautilus

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I'm so sorry, but I am a stern Nauti Nation denier 😔

[@Bee_814]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh as a splatoon 2 nautilus main this statement deeply offends me

[@ultimate_yippee]

I squid roll so much, I would fail this challenge miserably

[@TTsukareta.]

Ive been watching for 2 minutes and i subbing lol

[@jasbiskus]

2:32 BEEP BEEP

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

HOMIE WAS GOIN' PLACING IN A HURRY LOL

[@yinyangyt8749]

Oh my gosh. That’s kinda a neat idea though to do this. I may try it

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you!

[@kidsquid-real]

oh boy, i sure do love the splatoon 2 game for the nintendo switch system

[@fragzz]

that thumbnail messed with me so bad

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Perfect ☠️

[@Tori_Nushi]

I really like the clogs they are very underrated

[@erauueg.lunaris5736]

What is with the hate against the nautilus lol. Kinda curious, also funny edits and good content as usual!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I personally would rather just use the heavy, or mini, but nothing wrong with those that enjoy the weapon!

[@erauueg.lunaris5736]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh Ah that's fair! As a splatling enthusiast myself I find all of em super fun. And since heavy Deco is out rn you can be a real menace with sub power up and run speed since Point sensor + Kraken is just evil lol

[@level700giga8]

The nautilus hate 😔🖐 so disrespectful

[@gavinbrown7990]

If you ever do another one of these then try to call the weapon your using to what is most relatable in splatoon 2 (Like calling vanilla flingza in 3 the foil flingza from 2

[@InfinityBreaker_Official]

You forgot octo canyon. 😂

[@ficklepizz]

Wrwoowowowwowow wowoowowwo 2:07

[@6starsandy]

We love suffering!!!

[@JuJustAYeeper]

What level is your camera sensitivity?

[@I_Was_Groot_2000]

You should do a splatoon 1 challenge

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Maybe one day whenever I can get my hands on a wii u!

[@halfsanitized7084]

LMAOOOO This video made me spit out my soda 😂 AND ALSO WHATS WITH ALL THE NAUTILUS HATE 😭

[@Brx_witch]

Not too much on Nautilus🤨☠️☠️☠️

[@Tori_Nushi]

2:28 what was that

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

That gosh darn crazy Splatoon 2 glitch again, wowie 🤯

[@TheV0idBrush]

OH MY GOD A HACKER???? IN SPLATOON???? THERES SO MUCH ERROR IN THIS VIDEO WHAT HAPPENED TO SPLATOON 2???? /j I love this video so much already

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

CAN'T BELIEVE SPLATOON 2 HAS FALLEN SO HARD Glad you enjoyed, Ruby!

[@Squimpis]

I have to ask why do you hate the Naut

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Nothing wrong with the weapon, it's just not for me! I'd prefer to use heavy or mini aha

[@AbopSplat]

The thumbnail makes me very uncomfortable…

[@Snake45776]

Why do u hate the Naut?

[@cozydragon5953]

I Sound allsmost as you

[@jarenlanoria6366]

splatoon 3

[@splofu]

e

[@squidkidlovespearl]

I find the splat dualies so iconic, it just SCREAMS splatoon 2

[@jarenlanoria6366]

sorry

[@jarenlanoria6366]

NEW

[@User_Samicom]

This goo tuber slander angered me

[@__ena__]

HIII

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Howdy!

[@MintGreenFurry]

Me, a flingza main: where fling. It has all s2 stuff. Why no fling!