Splatoon 3 Hair Slander

[@Joof21]

check out my other splatoon content if awesome :)

[@jpshy1130]

My hair wasn’t there (the top bun)

[@mollylarsen9812]

@@jpshy1130 Maybe it's just too good to be slandered

[@beanie_strawb]

love how he touched on every hairstyle except for the splat 3 wavy octoling hairstyle that's cause he knows it's peak

[@Joof21]

the only not slanderable hairstyle. and afro but I'm biased

[@weefslider]

no splat 2 male ponytail half shave thing, no octoling ponytail either

[@beanie_strawb]

@@weefslider I actually didn't notice those were in there, also peak hairstyles that can't be slandered also, the splat 2 ponytail is called "hipster"

[@tynou702]

is that the boy octoling hair style that looks like the current one but more i guess, big?

[@beanie_strawb]

@@tynou702 no, that's the pompadour, the wavy one is the one that looks like the tentacurl hairstyle (basic octoling girl hair) but straightened and parted in the middle

[@scbeans]

Somehow my hairstyle not being featured here feels like avoiding death 💀

[@melvinlovesyou_]

fr not every hair was shown and I was waiting to see mine

[@Yyagorath]

same i was waiting to see if there’s mine

[@Joof21]

i ran out of ideas 😅

[@melvinlovesyou_]

@@Joof21 my hairstyle was that one male cut; that low ponytail with the side swept tentacles. Id say those users are just average players who always get splatted but think theyre cool when they get like at least 2 kills (MIGHT be speaking from experience...)

[@DriventSyllan]

@@Joof21 Side flip girl cut when Latina's (AWOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAHHHH Gif)

[@dreamnail]

0:41 i remember one round where someone with that haircut would literally bounty hunt me like i was on a wanted poster

[@koolboo6921]

They literally built different, when someone like that appears in a match or there's a few of them, that's why you know the game has already been decided within 30 seconds 💀

[@dreamnail]

@@koolboo6921 they always got like 20 splats as well like dawg

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

every CTF type map always has these people with specific vendettas on strangers☠☠☠☠

[@TheRealRoyalArtworks]

I’m calling it now, the pomp haircut seen at 1:29 is gonna be used by Jojo fans and we will be seeing countless Jouske’s in the lobby.

[@eddie992]

Yeah the pomp looks fire

[@TheBigSad8247]

That's an unoriginal trend I will be proud to follow when the game comes out.

[@TheRealRoyalArtworks]

@@TheBigSad8247 Heck yeah me too

[@mrlampy]

tbh I just like the pompadour, I’ve watched jojo, yeah, but I just like the haircut in general

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Oi Josuke

[@korrasoul]

Octo girl ponytails slaying the whole match

[@oliviaplayzmiis5368]

Me too!

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

As a roller main octo girl ponytail, I can confirm this is true

[@towa7916]

@@somebodylikesbacon1960 lol same

[@JN-bk3wu]

For real

[@viv1525]

as an octogirl ponytail user i can confirm, got 37 kills in one round

[@TwiceTheKraken]

I have seen MANY MANY MANY Splatoon slander videos. But this. I am crying of laughter at this. This video deserves the award of best Splatoon Slander video for me. (The accuracy of this video is beyond all comprehension.)

[@Joof21]

THAANNK YOUUUUU

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@Joof21 dude, seriously. I am still dying of laughter.

[@overqwilgaming6614]

Can confirm it is the best one because it is not 3 minutes of “I HATE IT WHEN I GET KILLED BY _____ !!!”

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@overqwilgaming6614 damn I know the sensation. I'm glad this masterpiece isn't kind of that.

[@lucasnanami]

0:41 they dont call it "banger" for nothing (no I'm not kidding that's the internal name for that haircut)

[@sherbertshortkake6649]

I love that. Thank you for the enlightenment.

[@legoboy7107]

As someone who's tinkered with the Inkling models in SFM, I can confirm this is true.

[@i_like_inosuke_2024]

0:27 as a octoling girl user with that hairstyle I can say that, that is absolutely CORRECT

[@hankspisskink3007]

what is ur pfp.

[@someweirdo]

Same, I can hardly aim so I’m happy with whatever I can get.

[@dogze6744]

@@hankspisskink3007 A lonely weeb

[@kingofredlions7709]

yall got room for anorher octoling user who can't aim for shit like myself 😎

[@Nicci-qm7et]

Sameee

[@bgamer5124]

Nintendo trying to actually give the male characters good haircuts (Impossible):

[@DingoAndAHalf]

Don't touch my sick afro.

[@Veinelso]

Afro and bananas are sick

[@Djstudiosgold]

Octoling surfer bangs has entered the chat

[@chindasasecas2461]

The ponytail inkling hairstyle of sploon 2 is the only one good

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

so bad that even hiro uses the default female octoling hair

[@sophiapacione]

As someone with the 0:41 haircut… yes. I’m terrified when I come across others like this. Especially if they have a sharp shooting weapon.

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

1:00 Don't call me out like that, man!

[@cosmicsoup5045]

same lol

[@mr.chokesondik6538]

SAMEEE

[@Kno_One]

booyah

[@shinyshinx789]

You ain't the only one

[@2barsoff]

@@Kno_One booyah back

[@lavaluffy]

Not the pompadour 💀💀

[@cryogarden]

🤓

[@3su-s1d]

💀💀💀

[@earthyemeraldy]

That piece of slander makes me want to use it even more.

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Fuck I missed the pompadour does it look like Josuke's

[@charlieblanchard5644]

It's the freshest octoling boy hair tho no cap

[@Jacotomo2222]

0:56 As someone who has only chosen the original splatoon 1 boy haircut in every single game, I can confirm that was my reaction whenever all of splatoon 3's customization was revealed. (The baby salmonid on the other hand, made me cry tears of joy)

[@user-gb7cl8np3p]

HE ISN'T A BABY HES A SIDEKICK

[@Jacotomo2222]

@@user-gb7cl8np3p He will always be my little baby man

[@Cicadacakes]

0:28 it's actually amazing if a person is like that, that means they appreciate and celebrate everything they accomplish, which is rare in people

[@-Lazy]

True. But the biggest chads are people with custom hacked hair

[@TwiceTheKraken]

I love how some people hack their hair to be Rival Octoling Girls, but the ones that really got my respect are the ones who hack their hair to be Rival Octoling Boys (their original hairstyle was left in the files of the S2 Testfire)

[@-Lazy]

@@TwiceTheKraken the testfire had octoling boy haircuts?? Why tho. They didn't even add more than 4 weapons

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@-Lazy idk, I read this in a video and there is actually a haircut for the Male Rival Octoling. That's so cool. They're like a forgotten thing. I think they deserve some attention tho.

[@NingyoTheInkling]

@@TwiceTheKraken I can see why they weren't used tho, as it's mentioned in the lore that only female octolings can become elite soldiers in the Octarian army.

[@TwiceTheKraken]

@@NingyoTheInkling huh. Weird. It's kinda sad, if you think about it lol.

[@imachiller1625]

That bubble pompadour actually looks kinda sick tbh Edit: Thanks to this video, I now have a Splatoon OC with that haircut!

[@iconico5047]

0:41 As a Charger main that uses this hair style, this has me rolling on the floor💀

[@lemonyylime]

Octoling ponytail is safe from slander lol

[@BombFromII]

Ngl its the best girl hair in the game

[@beuks4478]

Both octo hair are good tho

[@semidecent4395]

My ponytail and my short inkling girl hair are safe

[@ferninkho]

same with my character having the wavy hair

[@azi8682]

Why does the octoling with the short inkling hair actually look cute LMAO

[@irisblom9509]

The new hairstyles are bangers, i love the octoling ones

[@irisblom9509]

I'm from the future. Yeah they kind of wore off quickly, still really pretty though!

[@bluerious5475]

@@irisblom9509 wym by wore off lmao

[@irisblom9509]

@@bluerious5475 I was so excited to wear them, but they don't really feel that exciting anymore

[@bluerious5475]

@@irisblom9509 Honestly I still love the pompadour, it fits how I typically style my hair irl and just looks great lol

[@QueenKWool]

i use the spiky mohawk cause it lines up perfectly with the hockey mask oddly satisfying 😩👌

[@LowJoziah]

you forgot the the part where you call out the basic octoling girl hair users spamming ouch when they die LITERALLY EVERY TIME THEY DIE

[@shinyshinx789]

As someone that uses basic octoling boy hair, I do this

[@WhatsMatcha]

wavy octoling user here, i hit "booyah" instead for comedic effect

[@Eris.s]

Woops

[@aratherlargerodent]

Shouldn't you do that to notify teammates where the enemy is?

[@LowJoziah]

⁠@@aratherlargerodentomg i forgot all abt this comment 😭 but yes, in certain circumstances. If, for example, an e-liter is backlining and they die and use the "ouch" notif, then it's completely understandable and appreciated that they are notifying the team that a shark has made it to backlines and will attempt to take us out from behind. But if the whole team just saw a teammate die or it was a team wipe, spamming ouch is just plain annoying, and is really only understandable if the team had an opportunity to push and didn't take advantage of it. While a lot of people use it for trolling, I think the initial idea behind it was to notify teammates of opponents who've gotten the jump on your team

[@hemsasdemons]

0:52 I wear that hairstyle, no joke. I was ready to be roasted, and you didn't disappoint.

[@Corinnebear07]

0:47 curly hair!! im living for it!!

[@jaywilson65]

Curly hair octolings: ✨💅👑 ✨

[@ablackcatcrossesyourpath6222]

We look pretty and we feel pretty 💅👑

[@jonahosborne3432]

Bro octolings think their superior to everyone else I swear

[@gyaruismm]

@@jonahosborne3432 💀💀💀

[@jonahosborne3432]

@@gyaruismm Octolings are basically the sassy white girls we have today in our human world bruh just a different species.

[@toblondon2002]

This changed my life for the better. I was living under a rock until I saw this slander, which lifted me from my saddening life up until this. This changed my view on life as a whole, it has enlightened me to a whole new level. Props to you, good sir!

[@Joof21]

speak your truth🗣

[@foofythegoofy4211]

1:30 as a user of this hair I can confirm this is what I’m like in splatoon 3 in turf war

[@problemsfan4132]

as a mush cut user: for some god forsaken reason, every time i ask for a haircut that's longer on the top, i end up with a bowl cut. they just shave the sides and leave the top of my head the same length. i'm simply reclaiming the hair crimes that have been thrust upon me every few months.

[@gaboo1835]

0:32 can’t be more accurate

[@detectivemememachin5011]

0:27 Me with a charger whenever I finally splat someone

[@goose7666]

SAME

[@Stitches000]

@@goose7666 i can't aim for shit lol

[@goose7666]

@@Stitches000 me neither and that’s why I get so happy 🥲

[@Stitches000]

@@goose7666 😩✋ BRO SAME

[@goose7666]

@@Stitches000 😌💅

[@RackednStackeddd]

0:35 I ain't even gonna argue I've been that way since the teaser 😓

[@Naiobia]

0:27 Sobbing bc its so true I rarely have cool splats 😭

[@octoguygmod]

0:15 at least it's better than the bowl cut💀

[@yusip1015]

mate you be looking like that stuff spike vomits up in the mario games

[@octoguygmod]

@@yusip1015 💀(lol i don't use that hairstyle)

[@Saviorzlol]

bowl cut >>>>>>>

[@Paradoxe_0]

@@yusip1015 his balls ? or his bars ?

[@weak7657]

Not me being a bowl cut person

[@fadingdreamx]

1:00 I don't even use that hairstyle that often and the slander fits me perfectly

[@SomePersonalUploads]

Was earnestly waiting to get roasted, so I’ll tell myself that the using the hipster hairstyle is the roast in itself

[@Captain_Bottles]

Not dissing the spiky hairstyle for the guys, I learned recently it goes all the way down and looks sick as fuck

[@jerryworshiper1587]

this proves anything can be slandered.

[@anisyoshi]

When your hairstyle doesnt get slandered.

[@gunsandroses896]

Pompadour users be like "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?"

[@lewis9s]

**me changing me hairstyles constantly** *you cannot define me.*

[@mellohi4703]

Idk why everyone hates pigtails, i like how my character look with these

[@Joof21]

i dont really hate it tbh i was just going through my memes folder and said why not. they are pretty okay not good tho

[@j.6267]

It looks good with a hat, they shouldve made the ponytail an actual hairstyles

[@Cat-cb9ep]

It looks painful, like shoving your hair through a meat grinder

[@voice_0f_reason]

@@Cat-cb9ep It doesn't hurt, which is why the hairstyle even exists. They probably just cut it too

[@hallowedchromee310]

@@j.6267 This! I love that style with caps on because then it essentially becomes the inkling version of the octoling ponytail haircut. I will say I wish that the two front tentacles on the face weren’t super tiny tho.

[@-Vanova-]

1:12 yea but you get a cute ponytail when you put a hat on :>

[@abyx_spl]

I have been given the title of "Omega Chad" by several people and I use the Octoling Mohawk shit thing whatever. I also touch grass on a daily basis and only Booyah or This Way when necessary.

[@JTruong3rd]

0:40 they are terror incarnate. Always smug and will make sure your doom is well calculated.

[@RF-Ataraxia]

Hell yea, Octo Afro confirmed as the best hairstyle

[@macd-man3787]

0:01 SQUIRTLE IS PLAYABLE?

[@chindasasecas2461]

Haha i like how the best hairstyles didnt appear

[@nibblie]

0:44 I actually plan on using that “hairstyle” in Splatoon 3 👌

[@nevereverchat]

0:36 true, i am very dehydrated.

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

0:34 I love that haircut cuz it remembers me my own hair, messy and imposible to understand how it's supposed to work 😆

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

@@alebias0449 I'm a guy, I use it and I don't think there is a reason you can't use it if you want, but it is most likely you would be mistaken as a boy since like 90% of the haircuts are very straight-forward towards an especific gender.

[@eggsnham.]

@@alebias0449 I mean, none of the hair styles are specifically for boys or girls

[@artykeldeo]

this is the truest thing ever you forgot the pigtails using dynamos

[@Cornin33]

I’m hoping that they eventually add shiver’s hair as an option

[@Joof21]

we can hope

[@moka3236]

They won't

[@slyllamademon2652]

The last one are all going to say: “What did you say bout my hair?” In unison.

[@cottonfetti5509]

I can’t unsee the banana hair- 🍌💀💀

[@Djay_Egg]

I will try the last hair cut, cause my deceased grandfather, when he was young, had a haircut similar to this.

[@Witty69]

0:12 ProChara would like to know your location

[@Joof21]

good

[@m.a.ddragon939]

The bobbed inkling girl escaped unscathed

[@tyresr]

OG squid hair wearers are the ultimate chads

[@pochiluis0570]

We are reaching levels of slander I didn’t even consider possible

[@edy3950]

0:13 Me wanting to look like Wekapipo: "nobody can stop me, because it's the perfect haircut, hahah".

[@boop53]

1:19 BOWL CUT GANG RISE UP

[@Djdog1208]

Yessss. Lol

[@weak7657]

🙋‍♂️

[@raketheinkling8352]

context flare.

[@moonethealien]

HEY THE 🤓 ONE WAS NICE LOOKING 😭😭😭

[@leafylavenderlover9197]

0:15 This one had me dying 💀😭

[@paradisaeaaa]

0:59 can confirm, i used to do that pretty often

[@burbuja9126]

Salmon run: *That's nothing.*

[@Fatema3006]

0:40 I have this hairstyle. Fear me

[@SpicyInk]

Nintendo after making octolings have the worst fricking hair: 💀

[@easobento2735]

0:13 this is definitely the best haircut, you can't change my mind!

[@CJBox9]

0:40 this one is so true lmao these hairs always go crazy with the pushing and sniping everyone Also 1:00 is the truest, this week I’ve probably seen like 5 of them spamming for the whole match 0:50 gay hair

[@CocoasCanvas]

me being the booyah spammer and this way spammer, it’s the only way I can communicate with my teamates 😭

[@turkey833]

obviously the center part was too glorious to criticize

[@Deedeedoodad]

0:44 i literally cried that’s so accurate 😭

[@meishiate-8139]

I’ve been asking for a longer octoling hair style and I’m hoping it’s one of the secret ones

[@itstygerr]

As somebody who uses the default female Inkling hairstyle... I'm not really offended LOL

[@JColeGlazer754]

0:30 I swear.its always those hairstyles that be squidbagging u for no reason. And even worse they be squidpartying in turf war like I'm tryna play the game

[@0.-_0]

Me using the banger hairstyle: My squiffer main:

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

0:11 Ironically ProChara uses the mohawk.

[@user-ez9op6zd3j]

To be fair the ponytails one looks nice with a cap on it 🗿

[@evangreen9445]

OCTOLING HAIRSYLES EXIST? LAST I CKECKED THERE WERE ONLY TWO.

[@Joof21]

splatoon 3 adds 4 more octoling styles ontop of the 4 ones already in the game

[@evangreen9445]

@@Joof21 Pogg

[@nvtmegg9618]

LMFAO as someone who was super excited to FINALLY HAVE CURLY HAIR IN THIS GAME ?? with the octoling girl damn i was living the life during the demo

[@ozzie8394]

The game ain't even come out yet and you spawn camping it ☠️☠️

[@Joof21]

i have to humble ppl early

[@ozzie8394]

@@Joof21 bro ain't got time to waste 💯🥶

[@dollscentedhunter2514]

the agent 4 cut so goated its name cant be dragged thru the mud. proof that 4 truly is the best

[@Meowzzersss]

As someone who changed from 0:40 to 0:27, but thinking to change back to the first one this is pretty accurate

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

If I can play Slatoon 3 someday, Im picking Banana Hair

[@Tree_eerT]

0:04 correct that to 1. That 1 is me.

[@Tree_eerT]

Ok now it's 0

[@ImTheRealFlash]

@@Tree_eerT now its 1.

[@Tree_eerT]

@@ImTheRealFlash nice

[@shinyshinx789]

0:59 as a user of this hairstyle, I can agree that this is what I do all match.

[@laggn6450]

0:56 LEAVE US ALONE WE LIKE THE SP1 HAIR 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@earflapphat]

The banger hairstyle one is ABSOLUTE FACTS!

[@noriakikakyoin6983]

pompadour users probably hate it when you insult their precious haircut

[@woomycat]

i love this video it’s hilarious 😭 im so so happy the Splatoon slander videos are all over my fyp lol

[@Joof21]

glad you enjoyed

[@antzinha8423]

Feeling v honored as someone who uses the banger hairstyle 🙏🙏

[@keirduigy]

I, personally am a fan of the crispy hair.

[@ooctie]

💀 I was crying the entire video -Banger haircut user

[@cosmosart8158]

This is so accurate - afros are always the chill but godlike players

[@pokaay3163]

0:41 Wait that’s actually me 💀 I used that hair for so long before I switched to octoling, I main charger and average somewhere around 10-15+ kills a match on a good day. Ill be honest I only used it because I thought it looked edgy and I liked that lmao

[@Firemaster27]

0:24 throw what? THROW WHAT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO RESIST THROWING

[@Joof21]

To throw a game means to lose that game on purpose. Someone who throws a game is most likely very capable of winning that game but, for reasons of their own, has decided to lose the game instead.

[@Firemaster27]

@@Joof21 ……….. then I am am exception, I got online like a few weeks ago but my brother keeps hogging it, I’m barely level 4

[@Joof21]

@@Firemaster27 read the description

[@112amy1]

As someone who uses the vintage cut I can agree it’s accurate

[@therealakiyama]

*waiting patiently for the other Octoling Girl haircut slander*

[@cheezpuffs4937]

That one clip of Daphne running kills me

[@CosmiTwink]

When your characters hair isn’t visible: *What haircut do I have again-*

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

I only use the 0:21 hair cuz it looks like my oc's hairstyle and I'm super biased towards it I've never played a splatoon game before like 4 days ago but I have the third pre-ordered so it's gonna be interesting being in with the active crowd

[@Joof21]

i hope you enjoy splatoon 2 and 3

[@Husk-c8f]

Its not even out yet and we have user slander lmao