SPLIT ASMR ✨ You sleep you lose 🥊

You chose the title, I made the ASMR video! You are suspected of theft. That's not very right, as Sagi Master would say. You may have stolen one of his gloves. You are being kept in a secret location while Sagi Master and others are searching your house for it. It would be easier if you would just tell us where you have hidden the glove but you are being a bit stubborn. Sagi Master try to make you feel at home. He warns you though: DON'T SLEEP or... you might meet The Blue. And you don't wanna meet him. No one wants to meet that beast. Others tell you that it's OK to sleep though and you might fall asleep a few times.
You might be stressed out but Bruce Butterfly or Kuma S. will be there for you either making soothing sounds or trying to comfort you. The artist, that you may have met in the "You move you lose asmr" video is also here. He still doesn't like when you move and will make some ultra fast triggers sounds if you move just a little. He still wants to help you get some tingles, relax and sleep fast.
Hi everyone! Before making this video, I've watched the movie SPLIT for the first time. Very interesting movie. So this asmr video is slightly based on it. Very slightly. I'm not sure it is going to be relaxing but it might be interesting to watch. I hope you won't meet The Blue.
Good night, good night.
Thanks for watching!
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[@PierreGASMR]

[EDIT: German, Russian Bulgarian, Turkish, Portuguese, Ukrainian, Dutch, Finnish, Czech, Chinese (Traditional), Italian, Romanian, Hungarian, Spanish (Latin America), Thai, Japanese, Spanish subtitles added! THANK YOU!]Hi everyone!こんばんは！안녕하세요? Bonsoir ! Oi! Привет! Tonight... Don't Sleep! Or you might meet THE BLUE! I've made English subtitles for this and it would be great if you could make subtitles for your language! ^^ Thank you! Click here to make subtitles in your language: kzbin.info_video?v=Y75klgHSV3M&ref=share

[@amandinerossi7296]

PierreG ASMR bonsoir

[@raviolislolol39]

Holá

[@exdu9432]

Oi tudo bem

[@moonysunlight4971]

So I wrote like 41 minutes subtitles in German, and I hope they'll be accepted :)

[@PierreGASMR]

Danke sehr! I've accepted them ^^

[@PierreGASMR]

OK, I need to take a warm shower after editing this the whole day :p Will come back after to read your funny comments ^^

[@---jh3gy]

its midnight bro go to sleep we live close im in italy i think its the same time

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

@@---jh3gy it's 12:18pm wednesday for me ahaha

[@NoName-hq3mr]

EmiRachelNatalie you live in New Zealand ?

[@dogedog8686]

PierreG ASMR 9:35 in Victoria right now

[@mrbrevnomet8308]

Information will always needed)

[@not_marcus9011]

17:01 the kick lmao

[@WastelandGoat]

Kakkuza lmao it looked so effortless

[@thecrownking1653]

He was trying to tap ur face wid his foot😂

[@tylerssounds1245]

He is The Zohan

[@travisscott2716]

"tipiti tipitu" SOOOO GOOD

[@Tis83]

😹

[@michaelwill2299]

straight up

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

I agree

[@justjstar3795]

Omg is that the guy from fortnite

[@dodgetruck8255]

@@justjstar3795 whats an xbox kid doing on an asmr video

[@leowong2613]

10:03 ten year old me eating all the veggies to save the African children

[@Ella.Butcher]

Me ten year old eating all the veggies cuzzz im vegetable 👍🏻

[@clutteryguy9747]

Make sense

[@agentmysterious6682]

Me eating my fellow africans to save veggies

[@pepperman.]

@@agentmysterious6682 you eat them with skin?

[@agentmysterious6682]

@@pepperman. why u asking best boy

[@megandavies6526]

13:43 what the bottom of the ketchup bottle sees

[@koldunw3677]

Now that actually made me laugh

[@heypca9018]

😂😂

[@sdotmajid2168]

megan davies underrated comment 😂

[@noearedarab56]

someone deserves top comment

[@QuaestorValdemar]

Lol😂😂😂

[@TheJokeExplainerr]

"You woke up" *DAMN IT I LOST AND THE ASMR DIDNT EVEN START*

[@TheSereneBee]

LMAO

[@chrisrealname4865]

@@bxman1659 the joke is that Pierre wakes you up at the start of the video 😁

[@kinggilgamesh3211]

"So your finally awake...."

[@caleabmorris1663]

@@kinggilgamesh3211 There was an ambush

[@untitled2792]

AAAH now i lost THE GAME

[@musicandmemes4698]

2:53 whelp I found my new favorite trigger “Te be te te be to” please do more of that

[@clutteryguy9747]

Right

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@clutteryguy9747 sponge

[@clutteryguy9747]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor nah

[@son_goku_dragon_ball]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor bob

[@M1LLS_FL0W3R5]

@@son_goku_dragon_ball square

[@andrehashimoto]

Me when Quarantine started: 10:03 Me now: 22:35

[@bornloser7678]

Same😳

[@tboneanimatez-fc3we]

Felt that

[@brianegeness4887]

I feel you man

[@Ella.Butcher]

Hahahaha

[@juliecoco4507]

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@andrewstudebaker5397]

"Don't sleep." The 400 milligrams of caffeine in my bloodstream: *n o p r o b l e m b u d .*

[@french_bread4961]

Reverse Psychology: Uuhh...we got a problem bud!

[@joniselite530]

Slow down there B U C K A R O O

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

I was thinking about taking the old sled out for a rip der bud.

[@insertcrudenamehere6341]

Cries in college corse then night shift

[@harrowingseer]

@@insertcrudenamehere6341 ah don't worry dude. Can't buy ramen? Just consume the air. It has skincells and funky aromas.

[@lizmich4859]

Soap: kills 99.9% of bacteria The 0.1%: 10:03

[@nulwola694]

Liz Mich HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bielnunez9996]

Lmao

[@brunow.a.8539]

Lol

[@samisa2470]

Aw yes an epic gamer meme

[@bubblegumtoothpaste5104]

This is just-😂😂😂

[@bazzxliner]

10:00 Sir I would like to know when your album is gonna be released it's important

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

For research purposes

[@shellythompson6190]

@@Tomato.toothpaste ofc

[@dipc2533]

w̶̨̡̢̧̡̧̢̧̧̢̢̢̧̨̢̥̳̪͔̠̣̦͈̲̳̭͓̼̙̬͎̘̮̟̤̗̳̮̹̦̞̦̞̣̣̲̥͙͙̪̜̯̝̺̝̝̫͕̪̜͓̘̘̭͕̯̖̖͔̬̝̩͔̗͔͇̥͔͓͈̘̭̪͓̻̣̘̮̯̳̩͉͙̯̦̗̺̟͓̰̱̦͖̲̱̻̠̩̳̮̖̭̱̱̼̙̟̮̹̘͙͖̯͖̰̼͖͓͕̪̹̙̩̭̥̙̳̘͙͇͇̠̰̫̳̣̜̪̰̦̪̱̦͖͎̥̅͂́͛̇͑͑̇̋̿̌͑̎̏͋̌̈́͑̉̌̀̔̀̿́͆̈́̈́̈́͂̽̋̇͛̇͛̂̇̌̆̎͌͑́̓̿͂̋̉͋͌̿̒͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅh̸̨̨̢̡̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̜̮͈͖̥̱̗͔͚̯͖̩͈̞̙͕͓̻͖̹͉̫͍͉͎̞̪̱̱͚̝̣͙̠̦̞̮̫̲͉͚̮͇͉̭̯͎͎̗̰̰̖͉̽̈́̿́̓̂̾̋̂͛́̅͊̾̈́̓̒͑̀̾͋͋͊̒̉̐̐̈́̋̋̌̄͗͊̂̈́͒̿̄͊͆̃͛̋̃͒͋̀͗̀̌̏͐̊͐̑̓̒͑̓̅̀́̊̍̎̉̓̃̋̒̂̆̇̈̍́̎́̀́̅͌̐́́̅̄̋̆͒̇̌́̀̓̆͐̈́̃̏̌̉̆̎̉̉̈̓̄̒́͊̾̓̍̈́̍̈́̾́̄̈́̍̓̉̎̾̓̍̑͌̇͆͌͛̄̆̂̾̎̾̈́̀̉̆̃͂̋̾͛̾͊͋̈́͗́͋́̒̍͒̌̒̏͑̂̓̓̃̾̊̎̓̀̍́̿̄̌͒̃̈́̈́́̈́͌̑̅̌̇̈́̊͛̎̊́̈́͋͐̐̓̓́̑̑̒̎̈̋͌̅͋̆͐̚̚͘̚͘͘̚̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅấ̷̧̡̨̧̡̨̡̢̢̡̢̨̧̡̡̢̢̢̨̨̢̧̧̧̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̦͓̘̫̘͍̹͈̲͓̖̠̲̼͍͖͖͚͔̣͍̻͎̟̻̬̬̙̯͖͕̣͍̳͕̟̠͙̜̗̩̠̭͇̥̪̪̟͕̠͎̱͎̠͙̲̩̮̝̮̦̣̫͙̟̮͇̳̥̪̯̺̩̩̱͍͈͈͕̥̥̠̟̜͈͖̟̳̖̤͚̻͈͍̪̝͔̼̭͚̱̜͎͚̮͓̖̹͚̬̬̱̝͕̪̟͚͎͇̗͎̭͚̯̙̳͙̬̗͖̭̮̻̮̦͍̭͍̞͎͕̠̩̬̮̥̰̜̼͖̙͓̯͓͖̫͔̜̞̬̫̤͉͔̟̫̠̺̯̰̙͖̜̦̟͔͕̯̪̩̰͈̝̱̼̤̼̤̣̗̜̫̯͖͕̜̯̝̲̟̲̳̮̰͉̮̮͓̯̦̬͓̩͚̥͔̫̦̜̝̩̙̖̩̬̮̗̣͕̘͎̝̤̲̳͇̤̘͙͖̦̹̰̬̜͖̩̞̝̜̤̰̘̬͍̱͖̆̅͒̆͐̆̽̇͑͛̓͌̽̓̔̏̎̐̃̅͑̃̀̇͌̓̃̈̉̑́̊̓̄̆̈́̿̒̎̋̉̃̓̔̃́̓̋̔͒́͊͒̎́̈̈̂͋͋̓̏̿͗̍͆͊̂́̈́̋̋͌̂̀̈͗̆͛́̍̓͋̀̈́̈́̊̈́̎̓̃̎͒̄́̿̈́̀̂́̐̈́̓́͊̍̽͋̀̑͛̽̎́͒̽͒͋̎̍́̈́͆̎͛͆̏̊͋̎̋̆̆̆͆̈́͗̀͂̈́̃̔̂̈́͐̄͛̓̿̏͗̊̀̓̀́̉̓̍͒̏̓̔̉͋͂̈́̈̐̿̀̕͘̚̕͘̕̕̕͘̚̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅṭ̶̢̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͇̜̰̣̲͉͉̥̯͔̮̻͉̘͈̺͖̝̩̔̂̈́͛͒̈͊̄̇͐͐́̓͐̀̏͛͆̐͛͑̀͗̈́͛̈́̿̈́͒̎̿͒́͆̒̒͒̓̈́͆̌̾̈́̉́̊̊̾̓͆̾̓̓̀̈́̐̽͐͌́̔̒̈̒͐̈́̉̐̀̄͌̈́̍͆͐͆̉͑̀̍͂͛̏̀̈́́͊͗̈́́́̍̔̓̒̄̾̊̈́́̐́͋̏́̓̃͑̄̓͂̈̆͒́̃̑̀̿͒̐̀̇͛͋̃̓͗̈́͛͋̎̿͊́̽͆̈̉̐̏̒͑͒͂͆́͌͐̈́͆́̈̾̋̾̈́͊́̌͛̅̉̃͐̈̈͒̋̑̈́̈́͗̐̾̐̄̏͂͐͊̈́͋̉̿͌̋̓̿̊͐̾̾͆͊̕̚͘̕̚̕͘̚͘̚̚̚̚̚͘̕͘̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ

[@irukasensei5869]

@@dipc2533 i agree

[@fred2582]

4:26 when the teacher finds you dozing off at the back of the class

[@daceo9491]

aight,aight,aight,this needs way more likes lol.

[@ahmedm477]

7:10 when you get into a fight with that one annoying fly.

[@yungoni6760]

hamed remah truly underrated

[@Voidsfer]

So true

[@MrEpic231]

MOSQUITO

[@nakkakalk4283]

Im pretty sure all of them are annoying

[@simonjackson3451]

Me about to get really depressed. My antidepressants: 9:30

[@tomceelen9392]

good one me like

[@abaagaiby1993]

Tom Ceelen me like too bud, me like too

[@tomceelen9392]

@@abaagaiby1993 stfu u harram dabi (jk dont get mad)

[@shypenguin9766]

This upset me

[@tomceelen9392]

@@shypenguin9766 what makes u booboo mad

[@wafflymantismemes7777]

I can’t stop coming back to this, it’s really good!

[@rostommenjoyan9043]

Same

[@SMTlover000]

Same

[@natureisart42]

4:26 then put the speed on 2x U won’t regret it.

[@coldspaghetti6099]

You won't but I did

[@ffarello3955]

ORAORAORAORA, *ORA!*

[@albertoexpositomunoz3165]

@@ffarello3955 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, *MUDA!*

[@stefanocofano5821]

@@ffarello3955 Finally some men of culture

[@MinorityHunterZoro1]

@@ffarello3955 dammit, you beat me to it

[@PierreGASMR]

Ah, it took me forever to make those English subtitles / transcripts for this. Hope it helps YOU, who are going to makes subs in your language for this ^^

[@rascallygoose4926]

PierreG ASMR Hi!

[@_pblcbka3992]

I'll sleep to your video ^^

[@BAKRUPTCY]

PierreG ASMR if you want i can help with the subtitles, in english and also in italian.

[@brunow.a.8539]

OK cara, não vou conseguir fazer nada mas ok...

[@packtrak]

Posso fazer algumas em português I can make some in portuguese if you want help I text so much so i can help :D

[@erikstuth282]

5:07 you, you’re finally awake.

[@finn8665]

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[@harrowingseer]

Damn you stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I would have stolen that horse and be halfway to hammerfell.

[@dockyard1797]

c h i l l e d m e m e We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now thief.

[@CBCsolar]

@Ancient Autumn What's with him? Watch your tounge! Your speaking to ulfric stormcloak! The true king!

[@god2944]

I used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow in the knee

[@trak1ll3n50]

4:38 That arm crack tho

[@toemode7521]

Punchy punchy makes funny crack noise

[@birdkings69]

Bruh he isn't hurting me. He is hurting him self XD

[@justjstar3795]

Your profile picture means everything to me

[@jaytheartman610]

P a I n

[@the_french_soul3327]

23:01 HOLD ON, THIS WHOLE OPERATION WAS YOUR IDEA

[@bmbproductions2801]

358 likes and no replys? lol

[@toxicfumes124]

360 likes and only 1 reply

[@bmbproductions2801]

Well 3 now

[@dakody13]

4

[@toxicfumes124]

5?

[@DongASMR]

Auto generated comment : this user lost

[@ToxicSkull0]

F

[@maximumaction1125]

Hi dong I see you ever video

[@Conda17]

Bobby dong.....that guys a real one

[@benlmao9510]

Shlong dong

[@brunow.a.8539]

@@ToxicSkull0 F

[@mikeymiller5128]

wait...how do people comment they lost already?? wouldn’t they be asleep

[@ale-ev2mk]

_COINCIDENCES?_

[@Bknchz]

They might get an email from their FBI agent.

[@user-ke7hp3gi9f]

fell asleep and woke up

[@jarnehuenaerts5305]

@@ale-ev2mk I THINK NOT

[@Ethan-th9sg]

big brain

[@zenswife]

2:53 That gave me hella tingles so i'm saving it for later

[@IlxlI]

13:56 Meow

[@ronnyiajoyner8493]

Wut is your profile picture

[@bmbproductions2801]

@@ronnyiajoyner8493 that one transition scene from Symphony of The Night

[@ok-mn1we]

WAKE UP WAKE UP

[@KeenIncisions]

2:52 to 4:23 had some of the craziest tingles i've felt in a long time. would love to see more of that. :^)

[@sherrinisadumbass211]

I’m nearly deaf in my left ear and that bit made me get tingles on the left for the first time I’m really liking Kuma S

[@harrowingseer]

It's like quiet beatboxing and I like it.

[@xxbobacatxx4892]

I never get tingles and this is now my first time getting them, it feels like there’s bugs under my skin lol

[@andreazevedo87]

@MrDryBones that is a name I haven't heard in a while

[@jepa4291]

@@andreazevedo87 hello there

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

Joker: wanna know how I got these scars? First I moved Then I fell asleep

[@deleted4361]

Then, I wasn’t what he ordered.

[@hooperlooper1821]

5:07 Hey, you finally awake. Trying to cross the border? Same like us and that thief over there.

[@zacharywagman6964]

Hooper Looper curse you stormcloaks if it weren’t for you I would have stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell

[@justforfungamergirl7402]

Found the Skyrim comment

[@TheGeneralOfNegotiations]

What where am I? What planet is this? How did i get here? And where is my padawan!?

[@CerbeRawr]

In wich camp are you ? Imperials, or stormcloaks ? (I'm in stormcloaks, because of mah boi ralof).

[@Alex-zy2rl]

4:30 what I see when my dad comes home from work

[@schutte0687]

7:08 me when I see a bee in my room

[@drizzy7058]

Sir I think you mean a Fly

[@baiugers4707]

Bruh your going to get yourself stung

[@mr.mechanic4651]

:O

[@NadNe.]

I do the same 😂 when I See a bee or another insect 😂😂

[@Voidsfer]

WHY WOULD YOU SWAT AT A BEE?!

[@Adnonnymous]

everyone else during quarantine: man i just wanna go outside and do things, and see my friends again me, an introvert and a gamer: 10:03

[@juanverdun1113]

Lindo

[@jackpouroo5877]

OwO

[@Adnonnymous]

@@jackpouroo5877 Owo?

[@Kickbuttowski-en1qu]

Hello I’m joe from autism awareness I seen that you escape from your special Ed class

[@Adnonnymous]

@@Kickbuttowski-en1qu owo

[@angryseagull3898]

7:20 when Kyle won’t stop talking smack

[@Voidsfer]

Who is this Kyle ..

[@itsaboutdrive7783]

@@Voidsfer uh

[@R.os_e]

"don't ever sleep." *Freddy Krueger left the chat*

[@priscilamorganni8142]

O no

[@zoomer5706]

LMAO

[@dogedog8686]

rose Come play with us Danny

[@CuraDoMiojokk]

Yeah U Photo is the realy hell

[@thomasmoriarty04]

The Blue: I am inevitable.

[@caldafkey_314]

Blue: don't sleep Also blue: knocks me unconscious

[@PierreGASMR]

He is a bit special :P

[@caldafkey_314]

@@PierreGASMR you're amazing😊

[@resign4708]

@@caldafkey_314 lol ur name

[@teovelazquez9955]

No yous a bitch

[@teovelazquez9955]

@@caldafkey_314 ok

[@HtaFRB]

2:53, nossa amei essa parte! Assim como amei o vídeo inteiro também. Amamos você e seus vídeo, Pierre!🇧🇷💕💕💕💕

[@ixqhunniasmr7967]

When your teacher is out when u have a 50 question test/pop quiz 10:00

[@Warrach_Warrior]

When will you upload? lxqhunni

[@eokps]

7:09 My Mexican mom when she can’t find her chancla so she hits me with her hands instead

[@beanie640]

Spooky sinner The wooden spoon also hurts.

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

Don't forget the belt buckle

[@TehCranZ]

Cat-o-nine

[@Voidsfer]

h a n d s

[@xxaidenxx_2298]

El famoso Chancla ; )

[@b00p49]

3:20 ommmggggggg I love it😂😴

[@user-pt9zo2ql4u]

この神クオリティの作品を 日本語字幕で見られるのは マジで幸せ。 応援してます。

[@FelipeOliveira-ni3io]

AAAAAH, EU ACHEI MEU ASMR FAVORITO DE 2020! Que experiência incrível, parece um sonho. 🥴💕

[@darkp7420]

É realmente

[@dovahkiin862]

Our boi really looking like Google's logo rn in the thumbnail.

[@zacharylumsden]

HE DOES XD

[@kittencraze2113]

Well true

[@Gojoisbetta]

Oh yeah ge does

[@bonnie_lover1239]

XD I just noticed

[@Voidsfer]

Omg so true. Lol

[@hilalkran7500]

Pierre: "you are going to drink it with your ears" Me: Oh man I'm special

[@angy6143]

You think you are special and im like "Wtf sir my ears can drink?"

[@youlookingprettysus8478]

Theyre just second mouths that transport water to your mouth but you cant taste it because its doesn’t touch your taste buds

[@septic_lucasttv2705]

2:52 why is this part so relaxing and tingly pierreG plz make a video with just this

[@cole.w5]

4:24 Nobody: The Minecraft zombie outside my house

[@reveriest]

4:25 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! btw this guy actually caught me sleeping

[@puchuu7432]

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@higonunes9396]

@@puchuu7432 diooooooooooooooo

[@higonunes9396]

@@puchuu7432 jotaroooooo

[@puchuu7432]

@@higonunes9396 Yare Yare Daze

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

[@octow]

13:42 : The blue : *smash the viewer* Pierre : *realises that if he smash the camera, it will be dead*

[@drag4age494]

PierreG, I love you, you are a god. I’m going trough a lot of things right now but you’re making everything so much better and I am so grateful for that. I haven’t been able to relax lately but your channel gave me some kind of boost

[@PierreGASMR]

Thanks a lot! I'm glad my work helps, even this quite crazy video, haha :D

[@kanyeeast2500]

Omg stfu Jesus Christ 😂😭

[@youlookingprettysus8478]

@@kanyeeast2500 you stfu pierre is great and you are just being some random hater

[@isagiasson]

@@kanyeeast2500 can YOU stfu?

[@kanyeeast2500]

@@isagiasson stay mad kid

[@wanderingkernel5002]

IDEA: Good ASMR It's literally just half an hour of 10:03 on loop.

[@belsytalks]

😭 I need hours and hours of Kuma's whispering! It's so soft and breathy, I love it!

[@ekler8729]

Я: Смотрю видео чтобы уснуть. Пьер: You sleep you lose Я: -_- Translation: Me: watch videos to fall asleep Pierre: You sleep you lose Me: -_-

[@Marquploads]

хорошо.

[@gg_ru]

Правильнее будет звучать в английском не "I" а "Me"

[@ekler8729]

@@gg_ru спасибо, исправил

[@user-ek2gz1zc5u]

Пипец, ты даже перевёл на инглиш.

[@bukoelikret1322]

Не ну это бан

[@hatthat4789]

I just realized that ASMR is like an addictive drug. You get that first tingle experience that blows your mind on how good it feels, so then you watch more and more ASMR trying to recreate that amazing tingle until you need to find stronger and stronger tingles

[@fridge7667]

2:28 me speaking to my cafiene and telling it let me stay until 5am

[@lh377]

3:18 finnaly we see the camera man... WAIT ITS A GHOST!

[@verificationguy8062]

SHTTRDMX [GD] look at the eyes and u see

[@gabrielvilanova5575]

@@verificationguy8062 I still don't saw it

[@tutoopina]

9:30

[@Ella.Butcher]

@wachudoin me too

[@Bknchz]

I can't create a funny comment,so i just want to say "Thanks,Pierre!",and wish a Good Night for everyone,who's reading the comments.

[@guishadowjailson5212]

Ara ara

[@miriamlopez497]

Ok

[@miriamlopez497]

You to

[@player5711]

Oh my god this comment was so funny lmfao

[@hankcalvo8657]

Thanks dude

[@tigrisardens]

i love how linguistically accessible all your videos are! as a multilingual person: thank you! 🥰🥰🥰

[@dilfsanonymous]

Pierre: you sleep you lose Me: simple Pierre: Hey, you wo- Me: S N O R E

[@kimberly7446]

*meanwhile* *in* *sensei’s* *dojo* Dwight Schrute: 4:28

[@TheSereneBee]

10:54 when Conor McGregor goes ligit anywhere and sees a person

[@ronnybaroudi6112]

Cringe Kiddo 10:54 me when I see people who can't spell "Legit"

[@TheSereneBee]

@@ronnybaroudi6112 bruh gimme a break I'm trying to learn English here. Thanks for the correction tho. I ain't changing it lmao.

[@bignibba2055]

@@ronnybaroudi6112 Seems unnecessary and violent.

[@thecrownking1653]

That walkway tho 🤣

[@TheSereneBee]

@@thecrownking1653 ikr XD

[@dogedog8686]

Me after beating Resident Evil 7 in under 4 hours 10:03

[@blackbananaman8686]

My meat after after i dind't beat it for the 28 time

[@tadpolegaming4510]

But can you beat RE2 Remake in under 2 hours?

[@dogedog8686]

TadpoleGaming No

[@Ella.Butcher]

♪dont know the game but uuh♪

[@Mauricio-bc4jm]

Nice

[@RadioActiV_]

No one: My last brain cell on a test: *literally the entire video*

[@wolfy_6133]

Nah the last brain cells are all the parts where blue is in frame

[@Slugger11111]

Feeling good feeling good ey!

[@TheSereneBee]

14:11 " Wake up it's me! The artist!" Me to my friends at a sleepover and I just drew a picture of them sleeping in a non creepy way.

[@Melmyel]

Oh, the best kind of ASMR: The Todoroki Shouto one.

[@Evocable0]

Bruh

[@diathimie]

I was waiting for someone to comment this.

[@sures.]

Hehe, ea

[@benlmao9510]

@@diathimie I just commented it and now I'm scared someone will say that I stole it because someone now... *o w n s* *a* *joke*

[@j-deric3130]

hehe Nice comment

[@we1chy976]

Me: *hits puberty* My pp: 10:03

[@yeahrequiem751]

Need 1 more person to like this comment

[@justsomeberd7407]

The man behind morioh’s Slaughter did you like it

[@racist545]

@@yeahrequiem751 done

[@yeahrequiem751]

@Bubba Alkire yes @Racist, thank you

[@frostbite9926]

@@oddity404 yep,kira

[@thomasmoriarty04]

Sagi Master: "Don't fall asleep." Freddy Krueger: "Aight, Imma head out." The Blue: "I am inevitable."

[@anamariaruxandraalexandres8806]

"Just stay still and don't sleep, that's all." I cannot even stand still when I'm sleeping. 😅

[@discoveringyourchi1090]

True fact.

[@benlmao9510]

You stand in your sleep?

[@anamariaruxandraalexandres8806]

@@benlmao9510 Standing still means remaining in place, it doesn't necessarily involve actual standing up.

[@Larissa-rq5st]

First: you move you lose Now: you sleep you lose Man you really are trying to stress me to death aren't you

[@percynorthwood]

You stress you lose

[@MrBlackmore_]

Stitch you loose you win

[@akexxki7225]

@@MrBlackmore_ you sleep you wake up

[@luanik8kmg5]

Next: you exist you lose

[@crapouillou13]

you watch the video you lose

[@INSNty_DTH]

As soon as I heard "hey its me the artist" I was like: oh shit here we go again. 😂

[@Taloj14]

9:39 i don't know what You have "sur" euh... on your face Juste les français comprendront👍

[@kwik4599]

Il est francais je crois x)

[@petitbiscuit4987]

@@kwik4599 Oui il est français

[@richard_noll]

Im from germany and hate french because my teacher hates me lol

[@petitbiscuit4987]

@@richard_noll lmao

[@landon3597]

@@richard_noll I'm french and I hate dutch bcz the language is... strange lol Gutenart (I don't know how to write it)

[@RealMiksus]

16:39 Me fighting a guy who bullied me at school.

[@PierreGASMR]

Good fight! :D

[@TheJokeExplainerr]

More like: 4:30

[@TheJokeExplainerr]

Oooo you knocked him out!

[@filipzivko8463]

Kirby is calling the police

[@leylana3298]

The Third Reich Kirby is the police

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

My favorite is the one that says, “we are not afraid of the blue.”

[@gigiopasticcio3794]

Kuma S or Sagi Master?

[@carmenwinstead3073]

10:18 plot twist we are a camera and we can't sleep so we win

[@SnootDog]

This man is so incredibly nice it’s insane

[@lavanlin3058]

Кто-то: спрашивает, как мои дела Я(в мыслях): все плохо, грустно, куча проблем Я(веду себя на людях): 9:45

[@lavanlin3058]

Ivan Iva да у вас видимо тоже не все в порядке, вам бы тоже не помешал «ебырь», по вашей логике то ;)

[@user-uc6to6pg6c]

@@res1st777 ХПХАХХАХАХАХХАХА

[@Marquploads]

хорошо.

[@lavanlin3058]

Ivan Iva хм, а что если мне лет 16, 12 или вообще 10? Хотите я жалобу на вас накатаю за совращение малолетних, педофилию, домогательства. Весело вам будет такое писать? Смелые все такие стали, когда мозгов лишились)

[@res1st777]

@@lavanlin3058 ой, ну не надо жалобы пожалуйста, меня же найдут наши полицаи и упекут в тюрьму.. А я просто хотел потрахать симпатичную девушку..

[@who5685]

me: just normally sleeping Blue: 😤👊😤👊

[@thunderousavenger7437]

Please more of this!! Ive gotten more tingles from this video than from all asmr videos combined that i watched over the past 12 months

[@janakolesarova687]

23:14 When there's a ghost in your house and you have holy water in your hand:

[@alyssavaughn7741]

You missed the perfect rhyming opportunity. “You snooze you lose”

[@Voidsfer]

Aw man

[@pissboy9012]

You nappa you get slappa

[@irune8943]

Not falling asleep? On a PierreG video? This is one of the hardest challenges in the world

[@overkilled1259]

artist: dont move me: :/---€ not moving artist: you moved >:(

[@cheeseballs1463]

Well. You breathed. I know.

[@ashtonlange4616]

I wish the characters would make a return. I am stuck in your older content.

[@kurosekai2736]

How many losers we have here! . . . . . . Oh right u'r already asleep🙃

[@Faceless_Man]

Im a looser but not because i lost:/

[@J_C_May]

Jaqen H'ghar I’m 100% sure you not a loser -w^

[@dogedog8686]

kuro sekai Oh no

[@leylana3298]

That's tuff

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

I didn't even sleep big noob

[@riccardodistasio774]

"Infinity war is the biggest crossover in the world" Me, an intellectual:

[@hinatinha7782]

Esse é o meu vídeo favorito de ASMR, traz mais assim se puder, muito legal a interpretação de seus personagens ❤

[@amari3368]

Nobody: The ad playing while I was sleeping: WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVEST IN SHOES FOR YOUR HANDS

[@user-oy8vq8nl4h]

Hmmmmm looks like i have ever met with you before fish gang....In Jojo's ASMR Channel

[@Mood-xb7yv]

My psychologist: Pierre doesn't have split personalities. It's not true. This vid:

[@manuum8518]

Karate lesson: *starts* Special kid: 7:09

[@rayner8881]

Lmao

[@stripmymind]

Kkkkk

[@maducosta]

pesado

[@Julianhr_02]

Black

[@Jose-hq5gv]

Hahahahahah dead

[@cloroxbleach3305]

The students on the last day of school due to Covid-19: 10:03

[@Voidsfer]

Hey. Where can I find like...29 bottles of you? I need to drink it.

[@cloroxbleach3305]

XxNoodle xX *clorox website*

[@Voidsfer]

@@cloroxbleach3305 okay thanks.

[@cloroxbleach3305]

XxNoodle xX No problem

[@prestobesto8883]

I actually kind of miss school, I thought I hated it but it just felt good to be there in a way. I guess because I could see my friends.

[@spencergivens7926]

He looks like the antagonist in a lot of horror movies

[@chacha8338]

4:28 omg bakugou ?! :O

[@jassann6076]

I just write this comment to inform you all, that 'split' is a brilliant movie and you really need to watch it!

[@omnompixels9807]

jass ann it is a brilliant movie, but I don’t like how it represents Dissociative Identity Disorder as dangerous and something to be scared of? Maybe look into it! Those who actually have this disorder aren’t like that at all ❤️

[@vincentvalgogh]

@@omnompixels9807 actually is also portrayed as some sort of super ability, despite some personalities being aggressive or "dangerous", at least if you look at it as a whole with the other two movies from the series, but I still get your point

[@omnompixels9807]

Valen Ciancio but it still is not a super ability, it is a real thing, that no one should want. Cases by so much childhood trauma that it causes your mind to fracture for safety

[@ethanbenson7433]

Laila Stevens there are a lot of psychologists that are still arguing about it. Since almost all DID patients tend to have narcissistic tendencies they believe that they are trying to draw attention to themselves but I guess we will never know. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@omnompixels9807]

George Lopez Although DID is still argued about to this day, it is in the DSM-5 and there have been countless brain scans proving this disorder to be real and not a sign of narcissism

[@Wisteria64]

4:29 what the drywall sees when kyle gets his vape taken away

[@whyyousomad407]

Do you watch scrubby

[@Voidsfer]

Kyle?

[@itsaboutdrive7783]

@@Voidsfer Kyle crane

[@Ella.Butcher]

Dont get it

[@therealgod9020]

@@Ella.Butcher that sucks

[@milo-ez6un]

This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen in a while.

[@fabioo.dc1]

Keep up the good work my friend!.thank you for the ASMR,really needed it.😀

[@PierreGASMR]

Thank you! This one is a bit special but I hope it helps in some ways ^^

[@krieg5888]

SEE TF2S NOT TOTALLY DEAD!

[@scottharvey9026]

7:13 when you wake because of a mosquito and try to smash it

[@bielnunez9996]

When you BR and vai comentar in video gringo

[@resign4708]

Tyrox s you need more likes

[@amebix720]

i think you mean smack it

[@DestructX]

11:13 this was so tingly! You are amazingly unpredictable

[@bytefrews9729]

7:08 when the mosquito keeps pesting you.

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

This guy is like the Danny DeVito of ASMR

[@Voidsfer]

Agreed

[@diegomaldonado7841]

4:29 when you are sleeping and you feel something is touching you

[@justabasicguy5632]

I just love Bruce butterfly he is my asmr tingle in human form

[@Slugger11111]

I sure do love the wonderful sounds of getting beat mercilessly when I'm going to relax. Honestly made me laugh, great video!