Splitt ZAZA STORIES To Fall Asleep To

[@splitt2678]

I’m crafting a banger story time for yall, had to drop the compilation while yall wait 🖤

[@healthyx5569]

BIG 100K!!!

[@Metaismeta]

Bet

[@niceirishlad9466]

When I was in school sophomore year two kids were doing meth in the stall

[@Metaismeta]

@@niceirishlad9466 dude what school did you go to?

[@niceirishlad9466]

@@Metaismeta I grew up in Detroit dude

[@juniperofc]

thank you this is perfect to play on the living room tv while im home alone hotboxing the house

[@PURPLEMAN906]

why it matter if yo home alone or not are you a minor

[@juniperofc]

@@PURPLEMAN906 yeah most people watching these channels are honestly

[@prod.halfnhalf]

@@juniperofc yeah its a bunch of young stoners

[@PURPLEMAN906]

@@juniperofc i mean do what you want but it can make your brain foggy while using it while your brains still developing i smoked most of my sofmore year and i was so lazy my grades were down andit was makeing my life worse so i stoped but recently ive been smoking it agian after along stressfull day at work(with a fully developed mind im 26) it help me unload but just smoking for the fun and while a minor is just another level bro its not safe in my opinion theres a specific type of lining on your lungs that only developes fully when your an adult smoking befor this exposes your sesitive tissues to yes thc but also gross other plant matter that we dont really know that mcuh about and while yes cannibis can fight cancer it wont fight lung cancer if your smoking honestly wouldnt even be supprised if cannbis in edible form could help lung cancer and if you are going to use it as a minor dont use it in huge amouts use a mother fucking gravity bong even if you dont have one make one there easy asf to make there smother and use less weed to get you higher

[@juniperofc]

@@PURPLEMAN906 i know man honestly ive been doing worse drugs and been trying to get down to just weed so i can drop that too ive been noticing some lung pain lately so thats how i know its time to stop

[@tayshawnpetty6278]

That into was hard asf 🔥🔥

[@hetzymusic]

Damn straight!

[@safetycake]

im so faded watching this

[@osopat]

Real twin

[@Nicole-ol7jr]

Me too

[@Tristyngabbard3479]

Tbh falling asleep to this tonight

[@xoxoAdelinexoxo]

Fr

[@hi-mq6bs]

Same

[@phantomteamleader7934]

same

[@deeznuts-fl3vm]

same

[@AidenHerrera-x8o]

Congrats on 100k!!! 🎉🎉🥳

[@matthewmraz2012]

The first between the minutes of 11:00 an 11:12... gotta be one of the best quotes 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Elliott_Woods]

it’s always a good day when splitt posts

[@ThomasTom-y6s]

Bro you make me so happy. I am going to watch this entire video… Even though I’m only at let me see one hour and 13 minutes but I will low-key head outside when the time is right. I’m from Australia and you make me so happy. I’m going to takea good photo 🤞🏾

[@REPZ_OYG]

You Aboriginal

[@ItisTheMiyagiWay]

Bruh u lit for that “disposable nah dispensary” I realized that in the same amount of time that u did 💀💀

[@Sh4dy_Sh1t2]

I can't wait to watch this tonight

[@chara-y9q]

I sleep to the stories all the time

[@chara-y9q]

HOLY SHISE I GOT A HEART LETSS GOOO

[@deadxbeats2231]

Bro this is my first video I’ve seen by u and I just subscribed, also I checked out the Apple Music link and dude ur music is an actually amazing! Amazing job keep it up! 🔥❤️

[@Mrmydude]

This video is my first video that I’ve seen too and I subscribed too 😂😂

[@drofpercussion1700]

1:12:15 Fred or Velma from Scooby-Doo Donald Trump and his VP Drake Benson from the Regular Show It from Stephan Kings Novel Col. Weber from Arrival (my favorite show)

[@satinbarbi]

My generation would smoke actual cigarettes in the restrooms creating a truly vile stench. As for vandalism the esteemed idiots of my generation would flush 1/4 sticks down the toilet making the pipe and the toilet explode. One guy I knew in the 9th grade used a cigarette to rig a 1/4 on a delayed fuse. He was safely back in class for over a minute. The restroom was right next to the classroom and the boom was thunderous. Mr Smith our long suffering algebra teacher went running to catch the culprit. Once Smith was out of the room the same guy who set the 1/4 off in the restroom tosses another one out the window so it will go off just as Smith would be entering the restroom. It went off as planned and the teacher who returned from that trip to the restroom looked like a victim of shell shock.

[@Pink_Char]

My high school story is that I was feinding for a cart hit cuz my day was terrible and I was trynna get fried so I made a crackhead wire with the wire from the towel dispenser and I attached my cart to them with it still in the wall and it worked in 5 seconds (my battery was dead and I had to charge it)

[@OoferMan05]

7:38 i deadass said "bless you" out loud 😂😂

[@B.R.E.T.T.]

I’m currently baking on a penjiman while watching to fall asleep my guy. Thanks for the good shit 👍

[@frankoceanismh]

sameee

[@zerokrypt441]

right as im abt to go to sleep at 3 A.M. Thank you brodie🙏

[@bryce9004]

what i’m doin rn 🙄

[@lilreid31]

I’m so excited for the next vid

[@Double-x-A]

the title is real i cant fall asleep w out u yappin in the background

[@jacksonblansett6967]

i just found this dude and also his spotify. all i got to say is he is fucking good, go listen

[@grandtheftautoandstuff3744]

Congrats on 108k

[@Domingo_zesty24]

Tnx for distracting me while I'm waiting for chains fr❤

[@Ben10CreatedIt]

Can’t lie, this some good shi

[@hazy_truck]

I’m so stoned watching this in my car

[@mrgamez3235]

Bro that one bathroom kid u talked ab sounded a lot like this dude who went to my school MHS like word for word slammed into urinal and out for a week 😭

[@AaronCross760]

once at a casino i accidently used the girls bathroom and didn't realize it until I was leaving 'wow its so clean in here'

[@ingwopwetrust]

Congrats on 100k

[@lolvogel]

Im baked af right now it's 3:22 and ima go to me bed now.

[@lolvogel]

Shit me too dawg

[@abuthesultan]

@@lolvogelu r schizo

[@Pink_Char]

@@lolvogelbro is faded

[@haydssss]

plssssss do more animated vids i miss them so much

[@anzucorduroydino1391]

I love you splitt!!!!

[@AvoidSeth]

W JOHN (need some homies like john)

[@duffyj0a]

Today We stacked 11 ppl in a small ass stall and brodie pulled out the penjamin and hotboxed the shit out of the stall

[@THEHEMLING]

You should make a vid playing jet set radio would be fire 🔥

[@333.teigan]

im too high to hear the stars advice

[@grandtheftautoandstuff3744]

I got this new cart and from 2 hits I got the highest I ever have been i can’t even see straight it’s nuts

[@trentonfloerke8070]

I'm new love the vids

[@zulusierra27]

Bro the best fight I seen was when a dude was at the urinal and a dude came from behind to jump him bro and this dude no cap (seen this with my virgin 15 yr old eyes) he walked the dude out into the main hallway bucko nakeo and ko'd him. 😂😂😂 funniest fight I've ever seen

[@dhrupadojah1134]

My highschool story is.. I had beef with a guy dragged him to the skink to drown em.. next year we became friends 😂

[@TheMelo803]

Damn 😂 😭

[@itsivey6154]

how yk in falling asleep to this

[@kuwiis7900]

whats the intro song????

[@JordanRankin-ug4dk]

I walk into the bathroom and I see a kid I the stall pissing all over wall, don't get me started when you walk in and there's a kid standing at the urinal with their pants down mooning everyone 😭😭😭

[@m_s619]

You should do some narrating content or just longer story types

[@heyheyitshaze]

Needed this 💖🪐

[@Toastedp1ckles]

Drop a rolling tray fam🙏

[@brewashere]

when you do the lil pass off and the teacher walks in the bathroom

[@isaaconeal5973]

Just turned this on time to not see a single story but I’m going to bed GN

[@yunghermitcrab429]

happy 100k

[@lesmokealotesquair8288]

Middle School I got caught up skipping in the bathroom but only after they had a free for all in the bathroom long story short due to me always have been the tallest dude everyone said I started it all

[@IMDEADnah]

be well is my birthday wish for you my guy!

[@drumlon]

Woah whats with the different art style

[@BytesBlitz]

You a dumbass

[@mcemilol8377]

14:04 wtf you actually made me eepy

[@CODES00011]

I got a Jesus ad before watching this😟

[@K1ngBr00t4l]

Even the lord smokes loud..the lord’s loud lol

[@drofpercussion1700]

42:55 America actually lost the Vietnam war since WE NEVER WON IN THE FIRST PLACE

[@Fukinyobitch101]

Yoo dis shi funny one time a kid got slammed in da school bathroom and i think he almost died lol

[@bforts-wm5rg]

splitt stories to watchwhile playing MC high

[@ash_plasmz]

Good vid but y are there ads every 3 minutes???? : (

[@CameronDickson-o9c]

need more im done with chains fr splitt> new cart plus pen plus 2 hour splitt sound goated asf

[@ChloeLapierreThibodeauChloe]

Sir my brain i just yeah gn yall 😂

[@andytranusa]

This can’t be the same guy, right?😂😂😂

[@blazedphaze5133]

Sounds like that was a dmt cart lmao

[@genericdialogue7269]

Im so fuckin high i clicked off the video 3 videos in cause i thought it actually ended and realized 3 videos later

[@bonbon6844]

Hell yeah brother

[@charkie777-fx1jr]

Omgg hi hi! I really enjoy your videos, and I usually watch them when I’m faded but stillll 💗💗🫶🫶

[@thebigboy7655]

there are vape detectors in my high school

[@drofpercussion1700]

20:32 I’m faded rn

[@Baileeyyyyyy]

Faded eating Doritos

[@Milkyway45687]

Wassup pookie bear

[@I_S33_BLXXDX_X]

Bro, like planets bro

[@julesreynoldspayne9232]

Hey guys i would love to know whey in the US people don't smoke hash? If you get some good hash it will get you to the fuckin moon !! I'm french by the way

[@drofpercussion1700]

Where’s NEW stories?

[@psychonaut6498]

W john

[@JCAutoDetailing]

Splitt ASMR🫠🫠🫠🫠

[@whodat1967]

Splitt is what i call a surviving crashout

[@gl40spazzenjoyer]

I’m faded rn eating takis watching ts

[@deadparadise6627]

Fucking same dawg lmao

[@CarsonMoseley-pv6hi]

I’m sitting here shmacken on dat grass and all of a sudden it smell like a cold stone creamery 🤔

[@kayseas.19kayseas7]

What’s good split

[@adnan6250]

w John

[@him_15in]

W

[@185blu]

w

[@TJChick]

I'll go in may to my grandparents and they live on a huge lake in the woods and I'll get high with my grandpa there

[@prmightyjay9210]

Tesssir spoilt, in fried 😂😂

[@cannibalGutzz]

spoilt is vrazyy vut sameee

[@lephantom3912]

7th

[@lephantom3912]

wait 11th

[@dylanrussell9840]

EWWWW... YOUR VOICE ISS SOOOOO,,,,,, SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,,,,, FFFFFFUUUCKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGG FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEDDDD

[@GoogleBluh]

Knock off wanna be chains fr

[@lorettaherrell4019]

When i was in 7th grade there was the Devious licks trend on tik. Tok and I walk into the bathroom and there's literally a group of people the vaping people taking sinks off the wall me Walking in hitting my cart I almost died knocked out with a pipe Because these girls were fighting

[@peterpumpkin_eater69_420]

my cart started to taste like metal while watch :;