Spoiled Elf Princess Wants To Own You //F4A//

[@NyanTalesASMR]

THIS IS NOT PART 2 TO TSUNDERE ELF PRINCESS!!! Part 1 - This video. Part 2 - kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHa8mZhpdsmmfbs

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Just curious but when will that one continue? Well I should say or will it continue

[@unknown20005]

it's ok relax I wasn't going to ask that actually I didn't even know about it to be honest and I don't want to become a burden so I don't go around begging youtubers for more part's or videos I'm a patient person so I can wait

[@mogwiawolf4354]

@@unknown20005 well I was just curious?

[@unknown20005]

@@mogwiawolf4354 ok

[@mogwiawolf4354]

@@unknown20005 sorry if I sounded rude but I didn't mean for it to

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

"This is the largest trading hub of slaves in existence" *I think someone is about to get Emancipated.*

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

*Crusade*

[@heyyyeli325]

Lmaooo

[@xeroaishintu5777]

"No, no no. We don't call it that any more. Damn, what do the American cows call it?" "Peacekeeping?" "Good. Now, shall we keep the peace?"

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

@@xeroaishintu5777 No, no, peacekeeping is entirely different, there we pretend we're the good guys out of morality, where crusading is more "for the pope" and "for the lols"

[@xeroaishintu5777]

@@ruthlessasmr6662 You are aware that I was quoting, yes? Hellsing Abridged. Please, if you haven't already please check it out. Fucking hilarious.

[@drakethornix6954]

"Well Excuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

[@lonelyteapot858]

Ah, I see that you too are a man of culture.

[@toddstaples7019]

Link is here to save the day to rescue the princess zelda ganon puts her away so the children dont play link fill up your heart to shot your sword of power to defeat the evil ganon .

[@jamesgoldring1052]

Yes this is ein gud comment

[@mudkips6264]

"I can't wait to bomb some dodongos"

[@Mynxeee]

Link what are you doing here

[@mechamax5635]

Her: "we must call it slavery for..." Me: "Tax purposes." Her: "... your own safety." *oh.*

[@Anonymous-Chain]

Aw, DANGIT. I thought it was Tax Purposes...

[@troythepugsamurai]

noone like this so it stays at 199 instead of 200 lol

[@warbacca1017]

So...for tax purposes then?

[@parker-boy98]

I'd prefer to be a pet.

[@S4ns]

"No weapons, no armor ..." Let me tell you about the Monk class ...

[@lonelyteapot858]

*laughs in teifling warlock*

[@bloodfest8510]

Laughs in self destructive mage

[@jackmills4771]

Conjugation 10000 I need no items

[@ravennismommy1957]

Laughs in random sorcerer

[@_gojira_exotics_3499]

Laughs in hexing sorceress

[@Vault_69]

Looks like the Dark Elves are getting revenge on the Nords

[@LordGarryk]

Buddy....dark elves have had slaves long before skyrim...

[@Z747-r4h]

Fus Ro Da

[@kidcheater5786]

Dwemer: *Laughs in enslaved snow elf*

[@ruthgalan91]

Yes, the drow have basically monopolized on slavery for as long as they've been around.

[@LordGarryk]

@@ruthgalan91 them too. But I'm certain they were talking about Dunmer, not drow

[@luketheskymarshall4472]

“You’re not very bright are you?” Says the lady that wants to hire me

[@blackshadow37_Wraith]

actually more like force a temporary slavery

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Like a poisonous plant

[@squashyerror]

Oh self burn those are rare

[@estrildidnot-4639]

"You are not very bright, are you?" I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing.

[@CT-1255]

Good reference

[@mercerholt8299]

Excellent reference, now where did put my cask of ale at.

[@mnms1716]

I understood that reference.

[@hunterdidsomething8437]

I forgot where this is from.

[@mnms1716]

@@hunterdidsomething8437 Critical Role

[@BlueCoreBard]

"your hood covering your face," Everything is brighter when you're hung over "Those tall leather boots," It's been raining a lot recently. "Those bags under your eyes" Lady, I'm not a rogue, I just make bad decisions is all.

[@megumin4047]

I'm going to make this into a DnD character.

[@lurklurk32]

@@megumin4047 Go 100% and make them *actual* bags.

[@megumin4047]

@@lurklurk32 yes. This is the best point

[@mastercobaltmusic]

I’m just a lazy person

[@mastercobaltmusic]

And I don’t need people questioning my choices

[@khrysostamos9385]

Elf Princess: "If you don't have a death wish, why else are you here?" Me: "Would you believe me if I was exploring this place as a part of modded open-world game?"

[@darkenedwarriorrising1588]

lol shed be like "what?"

[@squashyerror]

Hahahaha

[@illinside]

"One day I will rule this kingdom" And one day this kingdom will fall

[@Jörmungandr645]

This one i Like this one

[@evanbecraft8201]

And one day these trousers shall fall

[@MaskOfLimbo]

By *my hands*

[@zelg.5551]

@@evanbecraft8201 If only...

[@ruthgalan91]

"Those bags under your eyes." Me: that's coffee deprivation.

[@coffee7644]

Here I am!

[@ruthgalan91]

@@coffee7644 😆

[@TheBritishBozo]

The only bags under my eyes are Tesco bags because I've been shopping Please help me I havent slept in 6.7 months. The bags under my eyes have bags and those bags have bags and so on.

[@lukko6117]

Thats falling asleep at 3 am one night and the next falling asleep at 11 am.

[@squashyerror]

That's me looking for those stupid pink stones in Skyrim

[@timmychickenman69]

Her: "If you don't have a death wish..." Me: "I've played dark souls, try me"

[@assassin_rk42]

That's me too rn lol

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

I have been playing nothing but SMT games for the last year, just finished Strange Journey, and about to play Nocturne. The only thing I fear more than death is the word "smirk."

[@jessejames7950]

The true god of this world

[@TheGreatEggOverlord]

Me having 112%ed hollow knight and 300%ed cuphead: *Try your best, fool.*

[@lonelyteapot858]

*Laughs in demon's souls Halloween update*

[@poseidon4g]

Her: look at you, no guards, no weapons, no armor. Completely defenseless. Me, the level 20 evocation wizard just itching to cast meteor swarm: yes, defenseless…

[@venti-lator1320]

Laughs in Minecraft witch

[@deadpool-yq9xm]

Laughs in fireball

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

Me, A Wu Jen Mystic: *I DEMAND RESPECT, MORTAL!*

[@darkenedwarriorrising1588]

@@venti-lator1320 lol

[@squashyerror]

I usually just have Fus to dah equipped

[@KateCantDraw]

I love how she slowly becomes less aloof as she realizes "this isn't working is it?" And just starts talking to you more like a person XD

[@DistilledBemusement]

Her: "Why did you come here?" *Flashback* Keanu Reeves: "We got a city to burn" *Flashforward* Me: *sweats nervously*

[@bloodfest8510]

"i can read your mind you kn- what do you mean burn?" Me and every other rogue in the place: "well since your here i might as well tell y- INITIATE THE TITAN PROTOCOL!"

[@jackmills4771]

Same

[@0ldb00e]

Lol

[@DistilledBemusement]

@@cobyedwards5451 only infinite copies of Skyrim can stop him from taking over all other realities

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Get up! It’s time to go!

[@JustCobaltVA]

"you look as if you've seen many things you wish you did not" My history may be clear,but my mind isn't

[@jackmills4771]

Same

[@wu1ming9shi]

Oh, THAT history...ehem...right. I knew that...

[@angeljrtugfet4171]

😆😆

[@kurtlianddemesa6028]

Yes

[@mastercobaltmusic]

I HAVE seen too much

[@Z747-r4h]

“Someone will take you” Many have tried before but no one messes with the Dragonborn!

[@lonelyteapot858]

*laughs in solthsteim*

[@jackmills4771]

For the storm looks I forgo0t there capital

[@youtubewatcher4955]

“Laughs in Whiterun guard”

[@justaturtle140]

Fus ro dah? -just a turtle

[@Ungabungastick]

*one they fear starts playing* aludin: hell nah not again

[@LeIouch.]

I’m not against being owned, but i am against slavery.

[@Wolfthepeanutpotato1456]

True and same

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Word. Tell me about it. Now do you care to burn down Southern plantations with me?

[@jordanscrabhat7517]

I've literally started to look in the comment sections of these types of videos just to see if I can find you. You're everywhere.

[@Fr00stee]

@@jordanscrabhat7517 lelouch, giorno, and stillborn corpse

[@DavidWright004]

Same.

[@imagitrax8392]

5:02 “Do you want me to buy you, or do you want me to take you?” Me: “Can we stop at McDonald’s on the way?”

[@Volnas97]

Princess: No, we have McDonald's at castle.

[@Anonymous-Chain]

McDonald’s at castle: Elf fries and Double Ratburger

[@theuniverse6463]

Let’s be honest she probably could have an actual McDonalds there

[@apieceoftapeva2558]

Spoiled? I knew I should've checked the expiration date.

[@bloodfest8510]

"unless you have a death wish, i sugge-" Let me just stop you there, i for some reason cannot die, literally my luck at avoiding death unnintentionally is off the charts.

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Welcome to the club

[@justaturtle140]

Man back in my day when I tried to hang myself the rope broke, It might be because I’m a fat ass but I still didn’t die. -just a turtle

[@bloodfest8510]

@@justaturtle140 brother, you ain't fat, that rope was weak af

[@darkenedwarriorrising1588]

lol i crave death ether mine or other. walking down the dark allyways

[@dokipoki4288]

"Your not very bright are you" Damn you don't gotta remind me

[@picklebobpie5314]

Her: you have no guards, weapons, or armor Me:But I have mastered the secret technique of the Joestars

[@salvadoranguiano9053]

Nigerundayo! Smokey!

[@anthonymontalvojr.7250]

Lady my body *is* a weapon.

[@mastercobaltmusic]

I can launch a nuclear shit, don’t underestimate me

[@everwinter9795]

I love you

[@dakotasan8719]

"No guards, no weapons, not even any armor" Me, a Sun Soul Monk: Don't need them to deal damage.

[@mastercobaltmusic]

My hands are enough, and I can overpower Charles Xavier with my mind

[@dakotasan8719]

@@mastercobaltmusic Have you ever played D&D?

[@mastercobaltmusic]

@@dakotasan8719 Once

[@dakotasan8719]

@@mastercobaltmusic Ok so each class in D&D 5e have several subclasses to further specialize in. Monk subclasses are basically referencing different anime. Sun Soul Monks are Dragonball Z. They can harness Ki into powerful energy attacks. Monks also become harder to hit when not wearing armor.

[@omlagusgarfungiloops7917]

Her: "you look like a rouge type" Me: *Is covered in Dorito dust and spaghetti sauce*

[@lonelyteapot858]

I have vowed my allegiance to Danny dorito

[@bloodfest8510]

*slowly hides solid gold dorito throwing knifes*

[@pocketinfinity6733]

well only a true rogue will not get caught snacking at 3am, so eyes up chief

[@mastercobaltmusic]

So you’ve heard

[@Ripvanwinkle_1899]

💀

[@AgentProRyan]

"those bags under your eyes" Me: my skin??

[@themooniest]

Her: **asks a question** Me: **questions her questioning**

[@mellasasmr5897]

Am i the only one just laying with wide eyes hearing some one getting killed 2:12

[@mastercobaltmusic]

I heard it

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Nope, I hear it every time I step outside into my alleyway

[@Kobraman35]

Muramasa please help me fight Ginseigo

[@salvadoranguiano9053]

Her: Look I need an answer will you go with me or not. Me, secretly a crab that speak very vaguely: Perhaps.

[@jappaneese1538]

I'm lonely enough to let her.

[@Percival917]

Dude, same.

[@ThehoodieGuy.]

Depends on how I get treated

[@zaBeheaded]

I do not want or need company unless it a little animal friend like a dragon

[@broly.7621]

Never seen such a true statement

[@frulp3711]

mood

[@swarmml8338]

Her: “I’m the princess of this kingdom...” Me: “La ti da your a pissing elf, your race had your witch king turn into a burnt chicken nugget, and you high elf phoenix king got his head chopped off by a dwarf with a axe. So screw off elf.”

[@flyboy6392]

And the wood variety got scared off by a dwarf that's 85% bark

[@joshuadejesus9861]

Witch king is such a cool title I should have known......

[@vitaminpwn]

I wield ghal maraz, you may bow

[@kapitan19969838]

@@vitaminpwn For the Warhammer!

[@FNWendigo]

Te Jamaican is strong wit dis one

[@BuriedFlame]

0:48 _"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."_

[@groningen9670]

For anyone that cares, the art is actually of a character named Sansei Muramasa from Soukou Akki Muramasa.

[@mr.greenface3105]

This just seems like a princess hiring you for a quest with extra steps

[@carlosadrianramoslugo8054]

Dark elf princess: Do you know who I am? Listener: Do you hear about the Dovahkiin?

[@DragonGold121.]

I was opening up skyrim as this was playing

[@Void-Walker001]

Hey you... Your finally awake

[@noble501st4]

listen lady I may be unarmed and have no guards but I have survived drug deals gone wrong with both the Chinese Mafia and the Russian Mafia I think I know what I'm doing

[@lonelyteapot858]

The dark elves deserve every bit of racism to their kind for what they did to the argonians

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Anime Storylines: “Allow is to introduce ourselves”

[@megaopenings3383]

Elf: “Look at the way they carry themselves” Me: 😐

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

_Ayy she can have me, as long as we get Hugs and Cuddles_

[@jamesbutler9771]

And tea don't forget the tea

[@zaBeheaded]

Yes tea is very nice

[@bluehemlock1156]

Rally round the flag boys! Time to show this land what emancipation sounds like!

[@marekmiarka8550]

11:00 that is a deep throut if i ever heard one.

[@tybandz420]

You dirty bastard! I like it.😂

[@rans0mware]

First of all, I would talk exactly like that, knowing it would piss her off gradually. Second of all the fact that I'm not bowing down to her would make me special in a way. Third of all. I may have intelligence 4 but I know god damn well what I'm doing.

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Shw wants to own me? i'm completly fine with that as long as i get some pats.

[@sonnyscrapeofficial]

I like the accent in her voice. So elegant and soothing.

[@Vin_double_diesel]

This is the shit I’ve been searching for, for ages, ur a roage in a hood and cloak tasked with a quest by a queen. Basically what I’m trying to say is please make a part 2

[@Lone_Zer0]

A spoiled elf that wants to own me.. sign me up

[@mastercobaltmusic]

Hey guys, I found teenage Mono!!

[@TheRealKingDedede]

“Maybe you’re just a lunatic who listened to a speaking book because you have nothing better to do with your life.” I mean, I don’t have anything better to do so yeah, pretty much.

[@user-slayer]

_BFG BLASTS IN THE DISTANCE, GETTING LOUDER AND CLOSER EVERY PASSING SECOND_

[@danielanderson5630]

*BFG DIVISION ECHOES THROUGH THE HALLS*

[@stewieg9628]

Her: this is the largest hub of slaves in existance Lincoln: MURICAAAA!!!!

[@PlastisinNightmare]

I swear nyan with an accent is very epic!

[@toro4475]

You have a beautiful voice, she soothes me a lot, thank you for This audio

[@futuristicbus61]

back here since I didn't realize the other one was a part 2. gotta get that RP Lore!

[@Aragund]

Praise the Sun for a part two

[@PISSEDDREADNOUGHT]

Heil to the SUN

[@lonelyteapot858]

You will never reclaim your souls... For I shall invade you, damn priest! You will fall to the mightiest power of them all.

[@Aragund]

@@lonelyteapot858 You dare challenge me. you soul shall become a sacrifice to the Sun.

[@lonelyteapot858]

@@Aragund hah, I have learned an ancient art of the gods that you cannot possibly possess, you will perish by this power.

[@Aragund]

@@lonelyteapot858 I must say I underestimate you but your not the only one with powers beyond this worlds capabilities. Im not just a simple Priest, the Sun itself gifted me her flames and heat and whit this power i burn you to nothing.

[@stinkygOat]

"who are you to speak to me in that manner" The ambassador.. beyotch

[@mastercobaltmusic]

How is Goat Simulator treating you

[@themaddoctor5304]

"Listen ma'am. I will allow you to *hire* me. I am a mercenary after all."

[@charliecharlie4909]

Can we talk about how lonely we are that most of us would be completely fine with being enslaved in trade of hugs and cuddles

[@squashyerror]

Some of us find human contact scary and disgusting. But I see were your coming from

[@fallen_angel1332]

I think this story could be a part Two. Having a owner kind of wandered what that would be like.

[@fallen_angel1332]

Wondered, I miss spelled

[@everwinter9795]

I just wanna say that I ADORE the comments in most asmr videos because it’s absolute tomfoolery of the highest degrees.

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approves

[@Vomitingfelpos]

MURAMASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@ShuTheIdiot]

I don't know what I stumbled onto??? I was just watching elf make up tutorials so I could elf femboy when cons open back up ;-;-;-; why is this good!?!?

[@sarge1408]

"You would much rather sell yourself to me than some...rather rugged fool in a alleyway." Well, I could easily kill the Alleyway fool easier than killing you. I mean, I was one of the biggest reasons the Meta died with no credit at all whatsoever directed towards the Blues/Griff, so a alleyway fool would be a far better choice. Besides, I need to get back to the Reds! I left all my Pre-recorded Griff Rants back at Blood Gulch! I need to record them again.

[@flokistormborn4599]

( this is a short story I don't know why I wanted to write this but I did like it or not read it or not I just thought it would be a nice end) Many months had passed by before he opened up to her more as the listener of this Saga finally confided in the princess, as it turned out he was an exiled assassin with no warband to call his own. He was but a blade without purpose an artificer of deaths Construction without a cause or Direction, seeking purpose he went to an ancient calmanthian Library looking for greater knowledge and something to give him meaning to life. That's when he came across a strange book kept underneath glass the script underneath it read the Tome of fates, it was this same Tome that drove him to the city but it was longer still before he would come to enjoyed his position as her personal companion. He was like a faithful Hound as he watched over her always close to her side and she in turn gave him access to the Royal Library, for now he had access to art ,literature, poetry, philosophy, and Military strategy from all corners of the continent were all made available to him. as he expanded his Horizons while finding the time to be a loyal servant, for she had treated him better than the other slaves and it was apparent to many, but this kindness would not go unrewarded for there were very few assassination attempts on her life while he was employed each one was met with cunning and bloody savagery it was in these moments that she saw and he realized in himself that he was willing to die for her she was the one thing that gave him what he had been looking for all along purpose. not long after he had gained everyone's trust he was given a place to work and started making great weapons of war, not only to improve his station in the castle but also to protect his dark-skinned treasure the only person to give his life meaning . and so it came to be the dark elves had seemingly overnight acquired strange new weapons that breathe fire and spat metal that could not be stopped by shield and could crumble walls into dust their borders were secure. after giving her father the keys to ruling the land unquestioned he had earned his place as the princesses royal advisor no longer a mere Slave ,and any who referred to him as such we're promptly punished and were made to give tithes to the royal family and the royal advisor as Penance for their mistake. but after the princess's father and mother had passed away he was the only one there for her truly the only one that could console her in this time of morning, as many conspired against her thinking she would be too weak to rule soon found out to their own dismay however short it was that any plot against her would be met with quick and precise extermination of their entire family line carried out by her second-in-command. but with time bonds grow stronger and wanting to keep him all for herself and to even his surprise she had announced that they would be engaged and in that throne room no one challenged her word, but it was only in private quarters that he would allow her to see his tears of joy but the love he felt was not one-sided. they were married the following spring and the entire Kingdom celebrated this joyous occasion ,but after their wedding night she thought that he would stay by her side until the end of her days. So it was just so that she would not be parted of her beloved she had him go underneath lyrium therapy which greatly extended his life span their reign lasted for 10'000 years ,they would grow old together and retired peacefully living out the rest of their days in the castle. but it would come to be that their son and daughter would be the ones to unite the world and all Races underneath one Banner but that is a tale for another day.

[@baquene9049]

Muramasa cheating on kageaki smh

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

*Love it.* The whole rogue in a foreign fantasy city is a classic.

[@mikailthomas1466]

"Whoa, I I must've taken a wrong turn I'm from Cleveland."

[@DarkLover1996]

Is there a part 2? This seems like a well designed asmr

[@quakstak4812]

"No weapons? No armor?" yeeyee I twinkin' it.

[@SamTheDragonLover]

"As an Elf princess I've seen many things... -Yeah those things are called trees."

[@Void-Walker001]

And that right there is a lake

[@shadowstyle1434]

and that stuff your walking on is called dirt.

[@rickmcqueen9760]

This one has some real potential. I like the speaker. Love the character voice as well.

[@TheGreatEggOverlord]

Princess: no gods, no weapons, not even any armor. Me: we have nukes though Princess: what are nukes? Me: *Ever hear of a Japanese city called Hiroshima?*

[@definetlynotkermit5086]

Hi josuke

[@guacamoldy1341]

Or maybe Nagasaki?

[@thisiskal6267]

it’s 2am, what am i doing with my life? i’m so lonely holy sh*t lol

[@mastercobaltmusic]

You get used to it

[@mastercobaltmusic]

At least there’s a lot of lonely people that are in the same situation

[@kimraudenbush615]

Her: You have no weapons, no armor. Me: (wearing mythril cloth armor, and equipped with hidden blades) Just try me.

[@cheeseman.4944]

*OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS...*

[@popefish8522]

That’s it, I’m getting General Sherman.

[@mastercobaltmusic]

I have him on speed dial

[@cheytactical]

"Spoiled Elf Princess Wants To Own You" n0

[@memeviewer9201]

“You don’t even have any armour!” Y’ever hear of a wizard? Or a monk? Or an illusion spell? Or…

[@timothybarron5691]

Princess: “Don’t you know who I am” Me : “I don’t give a fuck lady”

[@lumine7729]

"no weapons, no armor" "ever heard of the spell "icy hell"?"

[@timfangrad5173]

Go for it. Wait...what? You need me to do what? Oh, be a rouge okay...A ROUGUE!? I can't even get away with taking an extra cookie from the jar. What makes you think I can be a rogue?

[@stahlhelmturtle9822]

"No weapons, no armor" Fun fact. I collect ballistic rated body armor as a hobby

[@dog_boy5123]

wait why?

[@stahlhelmturtle9822]

@@dog_boy5123 Because collecting old steel helmets like a normal milsurp nerd is too low risk and mainstream for me. I wanna have ITAR enforcers and postal inspectors breathing down my neck every time I receive a package

[@dog_boy5123]

@@stahlhelmturtle9822 you an interesting fella

[@stahlhelmturtle9822]

@@dog_boy5123 I'll take that as a compliment lol

[@casual_balrog4989]

Alright now THIS ONE needs sequels. Theres a good story just waiting to happen here

[@senshi_dev_art]

"No Weapons, no armor...." Me who's tanked a planet being thrown at me: Stings doesn't it

[@kah3164]

Me:"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

[@theworld1053]

You can’t just buy the ultimate stand, The World! Just buy a stand arrow and hope for a good stand!

[@paolomiguelpimentel6120]

Outrageous! Still waiting for Maid x Prince Listener audio.

[@vendetta5321]

*Abraham Lincoln has joined the chat*

[@unknown20005]

I would accept to go on the quest with her and to be honest I wouldn't even need or want anything in return the adventure would be fun enough in my opinion and being able to work along side a princess is a rare once in a lifetime thing but an elf princess is even more rare oh and good work to whoever did the voice acting I love your accent

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Really hope that this story continues 😸

[@coffee7644]

"Yet here you are, no guards, no weapons, and not even any armor" I have no need for those, I mastered the art of running away

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

"Temporarily own you." In exchange for currency and benefits. So... wage slavery in a capitalist system?

[@minhabundadura9293]

"No weapon, no armor..." Little does she know that my LvL 20 bloodhunter has duelwielding and has a magical scroll my DM created that summon my weapons and armor in my body... >:)

[@commander8560]

Just cause I ain't wearing sheet metal doesn't mean I can't shank ya, Chicago style

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

Who are you to speak to me in that manner? Me: I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe

[@toro4475]

I'm dating a Princess, YATAA Thank you so much NyantalesASMR

[@DoomGoon]

I want a part two of this. I love the script

[@finalbio1406]

Somehow I feel even more threatened than in the Half Demon Video... XD Thanks for the video Nyan. ^^

[@CaptainJackedPickle]

And so bois, this is how all the half elfs were born..... Ahh yes, thank you for signing the consent form ;)

[@aghitsaplane4262]

You know,could be worse This one time a bunch of dudes in metal armour put an explosive collar around my neck and made me look for dead people

[@deathtrooper7760]

then stop snoping around in BoS Bunkers

[@theinternet4431]

“No weapons, no armor…” Ma’am I’m a wizard. I can’t swing a sword to save my life and any armor not made of leather folds me into the ground like a peasant’s laundry.

[@RickAltair]

A very nice audio. Thank you for making something so interesting.