Spooky Scary Horror Compilation

A bunch of spooky scary moments smashed into one funny compilation.
EDITED BY ► / lixiantv
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[@jrtwit2709]

I love when mark gets scared because that’s when he makes the best jokes.

[@emptyricebowl]

Stfu bots

[@allegorist.]

@Christofer Pezet2 stfu.

[@puppet3766]

me 2

[@no0d13s]

that’s cuz of the adrenaline rush and he doesn’t want to ✨die✨

[@puppet3766]

@Ï Âm KeżinBB ok then i hate you >:(

[@leytonv.3269]

Mark: “I’m not real.” Mark: “I’m real.” Mark: “My face is a camera.” Which is it man?

[@dolopdieren]

There is just one correct answer to that. Y E S

[@softheat2402]

@@dolopdieren You just pulled out that troll when Scot Cawthon was answering the question about Mangle's gender, eh?

[@jindo5]

All three

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Plot twist his both real and not real 😮

[@softheat2402]

Ok can I ask something? Can I get rid of these bots?

[@bellaboone5446]

I wonder if Amy ever wonders what the hell he’s doing in his recording room. Although it probably doesn’t phase her at this point

[@mhplayer]

I wonder if he is like that... like... irl everyday at home, just, screaming *things*

[@ratboygirl]

@@mhplayer doubt it lol

[@mhplayer]

@@ratboygirl *i mean you never know*

[@The_Cheezit_Man]

@@mhplayer he said in an interview that he’s really only ever loud like that in his videos and when he’s recording. He’s said that he’s actually a pretty quiet guy outside of his recordings other than being a little goofy when around friends.

[@mhplayer]

@@The_Cheezit_Man hhhmmmm.... nah im not trusting you you act kinda sus. I still believe in my ca- hu no i still believe that he is just a goofy doggo disguised as a hooman

[@beck2682]

game: don’t turn around mark: so anyways i started *turnin*

[@alena_the_potatoschreffler4796]

game: don't turn around Mark: and i took that personally...

[@Aurora-fi5gx]

Game: don’t turn around Markiplier: I turned around and…

[@franziska4034]

Mark: "Are you close?" Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*

[@slug9378]

NOOOOOO 😭

[@Dyellonline]

I think you mean... [REDACTED]

[@FiniteCS]

The true origin was Markiplier Makes: Pretzels though.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

yeah 😭

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

R.I.P

[@kyann8366]

Mark's singing voice normally: that of an angel's Mark's singing voice in this video: *AHH*

[@AsTheCrowFlies745]

This reminded me of the unus annus video when they made a song on the teach with that lady and now I'm sad

[@bellaandemerald4821]

XD

[@purpldxd8072]

@@AsTheCrowFlies745 or the video “to many pickles”

[@saharaandrews8187]

you have 666 likes

[@bingbulao4281]

yes its back

[@GravyRave]

3:45 When your little brother comes in and says it's his turn on the Xbox

[@WyattWilde]

I need to know what 3 scary games this segment is from, do you know by any chance?

[@XPhantomGlitchX]

@@WyattWilde 3 SCARY GAMES #60 is the one.

[@WyattWilde]

@@XPhantomGlitchX T H A N K Y O U

[@XPhantomGlitchX]

@@WyattWilde You're welcome.

[@Hana1LuLu]

That was honest to god to the scariest jumpscare/sudden chase I've seen. Its so utterly unnerving though kinda simple in design and I felt validation with Mark freaking out the most with it

[@whitefireproductions3663]

0:39 Glad to see Mark FISHbach made it in.

[@kuckag5710]

*My therapist:* Markiplier can't hurt you, he's not real *Markiplier:*

[@desvexel840]

"He is really real- hes so real!.... please let me go"

[@guiderty4836]

plot twist the therapist is lixian

[@user-ej8bc6bd8r]

Golden

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “I love love and I love flesh” Me: “That’s what a real person would say”

[@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470]

i mean tentacle mark's statement is correct out of context since he could be talking about the sentient blob's called the flesh from doctor who

[@rule3v4]

that's what lixian said on his livestream lmao

[@eugeemz6591]

@@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470what? Is that forbidden hentai?

[@v4lk11ee]

@GABRIEL CLARK nice pfp

[@marinamorton8458]

i love love and i love flesh too

[@The_Cheezit_Man]

Game: *don’t turn around* Markiplier: Turns around Also Markiplier: 3:03

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

I think you may have got something backwards there XD

[@SWAT_Sniper_1788]

This is perfect

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 "No, he got the point"

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

YOU SON OF A B!TCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN AROOOUUUUUUND

[@crome212]

3:44 this was the funniest jump scare ever

[@kevinstratton2575]

What video is that from

[@AustinsTS]

@@kevinstratton2575 3 scary games #60

[@josiehammar1032]

Mark: “I’m not real” Also Mark: “I’m real” Us: Brain.exe has stopped working

[@almasanchez4421]

He put in the description that he didn't even know what the lore was so he probably tried it out but couldn't figure out an ending or something along those lines

[@josiehammar1032]

@@almasanchez4421 Maybe, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a trick and he still has some more plans

[@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960]

I read “us” as U.S. and it still made sense

[@josiehammar1032]

@@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960 That’s amazing😂😂

[@almasanchez4421]

@@josiehammar1032 oh for sure, don't let your guard down

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Are you close?” I miss the Markiplier Makes series

[@starryfoo]

me too

[@kodered59]

It was replaced with the other channel. [REDACTED]

[@lemonlulu6068]

Same, Ethan and Tyler are really funny together

[@Vincent-jq7bq]

I loves that little series, very entertaining

[@marchingflute5181]

I agreeereee

[@stevenbrown5246]

I can't stop laughing at the dude waddling menacingly with those weird sound effects at 3:45

[@ntrriot5020]

What vid is that from

[@Wolf0Donnelie]

@@ntrriot5020 yes i want to see

[@ij1376]

Honestly that was the most genuinely terrifying part in the whole video

[@thatonebroccoli4006]

Please reply with video name. That game looked fucking scary

[@winnerofgame1]

You guys are like me in wanting to watch this clip in full so i found the video for you it's 3 SCARY GAMES #60

[@thetimeempress1518]

"They call me the One Pump Chump, I'm me" - best quote from Markiplier.

[@eg-draw]

I like that part xD

[@bdayben188]

Wades Confession - Bobs Confession - Markiplier is Real - *Spooky Scary Horror Compilation*

[@aloidia2122]

with lixian edit

[@lunkyishere8350]

LUNKY'S CONFESSION

[@nothiklu3473]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? robot , is not funy .Stop the pain , the suffer :< STOP IT , why? why?

[@k.h6635]

These are really weird times

[@Enzoch42]

@@k.h6635 they are indeed

[@sijbrandloot2340]

Markiplier: “I LOVE FLESH” Me: “Only a person who doesn’t exist would say that!”

[@gavinreedisgay5770]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Oooo, could you spare me a tomato? I haven’t had one in a while.

[@sijbrandloot2340]

@@gavinreedisgay5770 lol

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

how did i forget that song, it's so bad it's good 🤣

[@Morgan-nu3bl]

Im not real anymore ;-;

[@UltimateGamerCC]

i love Flesh, Pig Flesh, Chicken Flesh, Cow Flesh, well maybe not Cow Flesh... that's leather, i cant eat leather!

[@helluva-lad5453]

3:43 the classic markiplier FNAF wording stuff we like

[@rileyb1823]

I lost it at "I'm hungry. Can I- Le Thirsty? Me am. I am do." 0:40

[@goody_222]

Game: don't turn around Mark: immediately turns around

[@mishyfushiko5175]

I mean, he did it in the Joy Of Creation...

[@audreybailie8863]

Which game is that??

[@jennic6664]

bOke HINATA bOke

[@catbees]

This is a summary of Markiplier's entire gaming career

[@audreybailie8863]

I know it's a summary. But that part where he turns around I want to know the game and which video he played it in lol

[@sirthisisawendys9030]

How did my stupid comment get this many likes? Guess we will never know.

[@owoifier4521]

"Speak up if you'd wike to muwdew me!" "Don't speak up!" "ShUt uP"

[@nevila9074]

ha your comment has 666 likes

[@develyn666]

Which 3 scary game video was that?

[@masonblok322]

@@develyn666 Looks like episode 53

[@skylarkdemello6980]

3:46 legit freaks me out. Things weirdly sprinting at me is creepy as hell.

[@husky6724]

3 scary games #60

[@williamfranciswhite450]

what are you talking? about the first time I watched this I couldn't breathe and I was crying from laughing so hard from this. 🤣

[@BombusADHD]

When he said “who’s a stinky baby?” My cat meowed. So safe to say she knows her role 😌

[@kaylapowell2793]

Omg that’s great 😂

[@Shayhammowolf]

Stanky Garbo bebe. Pet her for us

[@BombusADHD]

@@Shayhammowolf its been a year but she had been pet and is still a stinky baby

[@urlocalmemedealer5659]

My dad just entered the room hearing mark's voice and saying "Is that the Unus Annus guy?" I'm proud

[@TylerDollarhide]

r/thathappened

[@aetherite742]

that's our dad now

[@soup3704]

you did us proud by teaching him

[@oaksynia7353]

Hmm yes totally happened

[@judestarbabypup]

gosh that can't have happened. dads don't exist. fr tho y'all what is the point of being skeptical of such a harmless comment? 😅

[@Emil-ew3ns]

"A musical with Markiplier" The outside world, recoils in fear

[@dezalt2267]

“Thinking if they slip up they’ll get locked up in here “

[@crowleysangel]

They’re killin themselves just to make ends meet, while I’m workin on my tan and kickin up my feet

[@marysoni9246]

Actually he can sing pretty well when he is being serious about it.

[@payton_bagel8317]

@@crowleysangel You can't be livin' in prison, there's always somethin' to do!

[@aarynda2155]

"And you know who's paying, everyone but you!"

[@Drp_br_]

“Leave a like if I should turn around” Me: *Looks at the like ratio* Also me: 😐 ....

[@happyjayjay9229]

3:19 *"Hi-"* *"ahh-"* *"AAhHHhAA-"*

[@SavageMoon95]

I love that part 😂

[@mariavictoriaantipolo1994]

"AAaAaAAAaaaaAAAAaHhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhH"

[@chloep1776]

"And now a musical with Markiplier" Me: Flashbacks Space ☄🌌

[@imeden1012]

it's so beautiful

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

Its sooooooo BEAUTIFUL! THE ELEGANCE! THE STORY OF WHY!

[@starkisama3473]

I, loveee, spaceeeee

[@AtomicRiftYT]

my computer can't handle the rendering

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

space 🌌

[@basquitt9738]

no one: mark: “Are you close?” mark: “yEeEsSSS”

[@softheat2402]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? stop spamming you bot

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Classic Mark 😁

[@slythe5719]

*proceeds to finger slime*

[@redlophix5670]

Therapist: Mark the mutated donkey doesn't exist, you don't have to be scared. 0:19

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

Mark the mutated monkey while it doesn't exist

[@abbistuart693]

3:34 Mark’s reaction to the ball killed me 😂

[@markcapoy6604]

the note: "Don't turn around" Mark: *TURNS AROUND* istg Mark is that one horror movie character that dies first in the movie

[@seashoreships]

Well, one less person for the killer to worry ‘bout, I guess-

[@tarithelilbean5699]

@oʇoɥd ǝlıɟoɹd ʎɯ ʞɔılɔ ʇ,uop Well I did it anyway

[@jasminpovey49]

I think hes more of the one who survives against all odds even though he shouldnt have 😂

[@tarithelilbean5699]

@@jasminpovey49 lol true

[@markcapoy6604]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ i'm gay

[@angstybreadstyx1242]

How could they leave out “it’s the clap of Santa’s ass cheeks”

[@skyandcass6663]

HA😂😂 that's one of my all time favorites

[@lululuvscats]

LOL what video was that???

[@angstybreadstyx1242]

@@lululuvscats 3 scary christmas games

[@Eliza.the.Smithy]

An outrage

[@cakebearcoconut6101]

*"Did he stick a Christmas tree up his ass..?"*

[@stopsign2594]

1:26 i love this part

[@Coolskeleton95_4]

Which 3 scary games video is this from?

[@69ingchipmunks78]

1:20 Lixian says “1 of the 10 questions science can’t answer”

[@dawson9507]

This deserves 1M likes because of Mark’s gorgeous singing.

[@talker5890]

its 10% there

[@artistadam50]

DAWSON IS THAT YOU :O

[@KudosK42]

Haha no

[@dambiyacheonsa5936]

Can we get, 1 billion likes?!?!??!?! *smash*

[@bartekusmgd7360]

This song must go to SPOTIFY

[@Noodles576]

Normal people: Normal scream and normal words Markiplier: End of the world scream and speaking new language of random words and letters

[@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273]

What is even a normal scream ??

[@Noodles576]

@@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273 Tbh I don't even know lol

[@kiiyalarson4012]

I reallly wish he can play a game with The Boys..he'd fitttt righhtt innnn🥺🥺. Who else knows "The Boys"?

[@alyssafrantz9567]

didn't realize how aggressively i missed the captions on horror compilations

[@EmmanuellePearlcake]

3:11 Mark does a very good impression of a frog blinking each eye separately lol

[@fallon-grey5896]

I appreciate the captions. Not everyone speaks Iplier

[@Amanda-ue6gc]

Takes years to understand Iplier

[@goomy1]

@@Amanda-ue6gc yes it takes years to understand iplier

[@kainichole00]

Youll catch on

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

no worries 😉 I’ve been watching him since 2012 and I’m old, literally 50😉 I so captions from time to time 😳🙌🏽🤣😉🙌🏽

[@wafflemcmulligan9186]

I myself am fluent

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I'm not real" Also Mark: "I'm real" Everyone: _What do I believe?_

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Plot twist his both real and not real 😮 just to add more confusion

[@frotpot9192]

Lucian said that we shouldn't believe anything he says so that means that we should probably assume that he isn't real cuz the last that he said was that he is real

[@coryholdcraft5070]

@@frotpot9192 Lixian* but he said he's not real and Marcus and Rachel said he isn't but Bob Wade and Mark said Mark is real lol

[@khyros_cen1508]

Mark is mark, that’s all you can believe

[@GameshaiiGG]

0:15

[@AllHailTheRamenEmperor]

1:09 the sudden shift from laughing to hating himself has GOT. ME. DYIN' over here.

[@bladesthetrickster3016]

*After hearing the pun in **1:01* HAHAHAHAHAH! I literally laughed despite my massive headache

[@Diinodad]

Mark: "sings lulluby" The baby: I like your eyes.

[@JaCTGaming]

Baby: Can i have them?

[@papstheechidna2440]

@@user-bz9vb7gf9m shut up bot

[@justaperson4656]

@@JaCTGaming damn you beat me to it

[@JaCTGaming]

@@justaperson4656 lol

[@Diinodad]

@@JaCTGaming OMG lol XD

[@TheEngieTF2]

The "Markiplier isn't real" trend was basically a trailer for the new horror compilation

[@nathanmcconnell5646]

Probably the start of another series like the “Heist with Markiplier” series. That’s probably why he took a week off, so he could work on it. I think it’ll have something to do with Darkiplier.

[@RosiePies]

Or the horror compilation was a distraction from the truth?

[@Smccord]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 but you seem like a kind person

[@Angel_Love6680]

@Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 we don't do that here! Especially to kind weirdos like you 💕

[@scarlettadams9584]

@@Angel_Love6680 kevins a bot, saw it on a different markiplier vid :(

[@taboosecret1469]

Every time markiplier screams, he reminds me of a old middle aged woman and a llama that had a child.

[@deadgrass2299]

"Uh, little late for that-" "But if you need a hand..." **Inhale** "...I can give you one." So cheesy. Much cheese. Me love.

[@baconlord484]

"I will not be swayed by such cheap jumpscares" Also mark: Screams at every single slight scare.

[@felipejestison3424]

Christopher and Kezin, the dynamic duo

[@deutschland2900]

@The flööfy möth br rush

[@jdwmyt]

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

[@trebmaster]

He screams like the hash-slinging slasher just got him!

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

@@trebmaster 🙌🏽🤣

[@greatcomadyshorts2580]

Markiplier: "Exists than not exists" Everyone: *Spoopy*

[@xgas.hurried9894]

then*

[@willsith9762]

You stole a comment, then couldn't even be bothered to fix the spelling error.

[@xgas.hurried9894]

@@willsith9762 Ikr! 💀

[@bobafettna2074]

@@willsith9762 I wasn't aware comments were copyrighted.

[@LimuTheLoserXD]

Me: *finds out i have Thick eyebrows* My face: the Thumbnail

[@cjck1344]

“Is Gasper’s Zone real?” No, but Mark definitely is.

[@maskedman9060]

I just love how markiplier didn’t change through the years that much, he is just that scared, loud, funny guy who forgets how to speak when he is scared 😂

[@TFVverse]

Except for the games have gotten weird we got popular stuff but it’s spread out and back then like there was one big game like fnaf slenderman etc

[@harleyvelesko4456]

same

[@Nimble.ninja910]

Because he isn’t real

[@Lucifersangel135]

@@TFVverse i cant wait for the new fnaf to come out so he’ll play it

[@aspin_]

Bro who else would die for a “Markiplier Blooper Reel”????

[@iamnugget]

i would _love_ that

[@JACOBM611]

They don’t exist... he isn’t real

[@dizzyclown7131]

Yus. Although, I'd put my life to an end for anything, even just to have my corpse be in the same room as him. (Make sure to include a funny hat so he won't get disturbed/sad.)

[@alliemontego1896]

I would die for one but then I won't be able to see it... unless there's wifi in hell

[@joeleonhart559]

@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no

[@ashleygernale8765]

5:40 Holy flip i got scared the moment the pink bubble gum guy ran at him-

[@PhoenixBorealis]

I love Mark's jumpscare face. X3

[@kittenwispy]

the subtitles made it so much better! lol

[@minakothememequeen1281]

Not everyone speaks iplier

[@fallon-grey5896]

@@minakothememequeen1281 COMMENT STEALER 😡😡😡😂😂

[@kurtsmith1452]

I found no difference sorry subtitles or captions

[@laura-tl6oe]

@@fallon-grey5896 lol chile

[@laura-tl6oe]

@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? lowkey piss off

[@Mariewolf_94]

Jacksepticeye when scared: gets progressively more Irish Pewds when scared: curses in Swedish Mark when scared: speaks in tongues (and occasionally Korean) EDIT: a couple ppl got a bit testy w/ my statement, but admittedly, since Markimoo doesnt often speak Korean, my wording of "occasionally" does make it sound like it's more often than not. anyways, thank you all for the likes i guess, idk if i ever got this much before 🤣

[@BumboMcJumbo]

No, he speaks iplier

[@deafgate7473]

Pewds when scared on the bridge: ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Lol

[@dave_2332]

When did he ever speak korean in a horror game? May I have a link?

[@maximiermercado]

Lol, you're right also I'm subscribing to your channel.

[@reecehowarth166]

Mark sounds like Patrick Warburton when he’s singing the flesh song😂

[@EdenWoofWoof]

5:31 Literally me in a horror movie

[@mmi1002]

He Is Trying To Show Us His 'Real' Emotions To Show Us How 'Real' He Is

[@dorkydork4318]

A clever ploy, Mark. But yOU CAN’T FOOL US!!

[@midoriaomori6685]

Right?? 🙄

[@Tempvo]

100th like

[@Tempvo]

Oof

[@Tempvo]

Oof

[@Crypticat]

“They call me the one pump chump” - Mark 2020 to 2021

[@macncheesejayden]

"Alexa, play I Love Flesh by Markiplier" "Okay."

[@SamsonatorYTP]

3:52 actually made me chuckle a bit

[@RayMak]

The real Markiplier is back

[@gabrielbrumley6949]

Why

[@booperzeelephant2325]

Thats what he WANTS you to think

[@karolbravo8187]

WHO ARE U CREEPY GUY

[@farrelnabihaahmad2325]

and you're the fat version of him just sayin

[@sialmeckerjr]

e

[@Mikeological]

“Are you close?! Are you?? Are you close?........ *YAHH* “ -Mark Fischbach

[@mhplayer]

"For the love of... Jahubasus ... for the love of GREAT BIG BAZONGAS" ~the voice actor of a fish inside a painting

[@janekewilhelm3193]

“THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE INSIDE MY FLESH .” 🤣🤣Lets go Mark make a musical . 🤣

[@user-tq6vf2nu3m]

Mark: I don't exist Me: *Freaking out* Also me: hehe thumbnail go brr

[@BeingScared]

Thumbnail looks like Adrien Brody

[@BartholomewWiggum]

Hey Mr verified

[@BartholomewWiggum]

How do you do

[@perrytheplatipus8468]

Omg, so true

[@wish_i_was_shrek]

Nice

[@quillpentheartist]

.0. Mr spooky man

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

We gotta appreciate Lixian’s editing skills He’s the best

[@magicfibre]

Marcus would be a close second if he did not insert his own annoying reactions/comments into the videos

[@EverGardens]

@@magicfibre oh I haven't watched any of those videos. In which one does he do that?

[@lucindayumikane8567]

@@magicfibre That is not exatcly a problem as that is how he interacts with us and Mark since he can't do it like Lixian but he sometimes over edits some stuff, that is right.

[@chancetyler2764]

@@magicfibre That implies they are annoying though. They're funny

[@magicfibre]

@@EverGardens Mostly the videos with Bob and Wade, like "The Forest", recently.

[@no_gender_only_potato]

Man, Lixian’s editing makes everything funnier.

[@sammygecko_]

Ah.. ‘and now it’s time for Silly Songs With Mark, The part of the show where Mark comes out and sings a silly song.’

[@NostalgiaMan]

Now that was horrifying. The games could be scary also i guess

[@pjezzy3047]

Very

[@dospecki7224]

Are you the new Justin Y? I see you everywhere.

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@slug9378]

@@dospecki7224 not the new justin y, the new

[@PeachLemonade_]

@@technoraver99 i regret clicking read more

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark, before devouring Wade after his confession: *Sings* “I love the flesh. It supple delights”

[@mr.mermit6189]

@@user-bz9vb7gf9m how about you actually bother with making a video then yeah get outta here

[@Chalkeater98]

3:45 I don’t think he’s ever sounded so aggressively scared before

[@themandownstairs4765]

the "Loving Flesh" song bit gave me about 3 weeks worth of laughter. I love all these bits Lix could cut out but doesn't and really BUILDS on with his editing

[@toasty9786]

*"...Are you close?"* ^Unus Annus flashbacks^

[@boyof100faces]

Also “markiplier makes” flashbacks

[@ximenamendez3733]

**Amy and Ethan getting uncomfortable**

[@o0Avalon0o]

It's rare that he uses that joke but it kills me everytime. It's best used when there are others nearby to soak up the uncomfortable.

[@justfloatingthrough2457]

That musical with Markiplier isn’t a thing I thought I needed until now. “Woooooaaooooooaooooo!” Is stupidly addicting

[@leahhyland6194]

At least we have Yancy

[@kyrauniversal]

I still love how the clouds added in made it look like Mark was ZONKED out of his mind in the intro. Good job again Lixian.

[@toxicheadshot50]

3:43 That scream and panic from Mark was true fear

[@areanot5158]

The “My face is a camera” was clearly a hint that Markiplier is *NOT* real - in fact he is Phone Guy’s best buddy, *Cam Guy!* Think about it... Edit: oh my, so many likes, thank you guys ^^ And yeah, I may have watched way to much Game Theory...

[@HarlequinHeart16]

Oh god not cam guy. Phrasing please 😂😭

[@albinopenguin6894]

Wtf is this comment thread

[@nicknametaken5886]

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY... A G A A A A M E T H E O R Y

[@paisleesheppard5629]

@@HarlequinHeart16 I was already LMAO'ing

[@RYFT0R]

new headcanon: markiplier playing fnaf is basically cam guy in game with a fake person doing webcam and voiceover

[@rueip8416]

"And I say to myself... What a wonderful wor-wor-wor-world" -Markiplier Before he died

[@owoifier4521]

"And I say to mysewf... What a wondewfuw wow-wow-wow-wowwd" -Mawkipwiew Befowe he died

[@joshuaroberts8764]

"And I'm dead" -Markiplier after he died

[@Inno4138]

3:13 Now y’all can collectively witness Mark’s rare ability in which he can move his eyes individually.

[@WilbertAdams1]

1:40 Loving Flesh an instant classic. 🤣🤣

[@aurorabarrett2757]

When he circled the nuns head then goes “DOINK” 😂😂😂

[@anythingatall106]

I hope “I YELL WHEN IM NERVOUS” is in here

[@anythingatall106]

@Christofer Pezet2 aight do it I dare you

[@ashleyr6809]

That's back in a Fnaf compilation.

[@instantpurple1282]

@Christofer Pezet2 Fucking try it, bot.

[@aceofspades436]

Ï Âm KeżinBB wtf

[@user-md9fp8bh2t]

@Ï Âm KeżinBB and that my friends, is how you get reported for “unwanted content commercial and spam”

[@njc2587]

1:55 POV: you’re at a football game in England

[@thethreemuskateens4674]

lol I wonder what amy hears when mark records three scary games, the things he screams heard from another room with no context must be hilarious

[@EmotionalSupportBees]

Lixian's editing is, in my opinion, a piece of art

[@dalves7777777]

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ GO AWAY YOU BOT

[@EmotionalSupportBees]

*Get thee behind me, foul butt bots, my love is only for Lixian*

[@LazyQueen]

*Everytime Mark is scared he speaks another language-*

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

He speaks the delicate language of Iplier!

[@threekrds]

this was phenomenal, really changed my life

[@penelopemiller4328]

Game: Don’t turn around. Mark: How bout I do anyway? Also Mark: *screeches at Sirenhead for turning around when he asked kindly not to*

[@susasf2620]

Mark: i am not real Everyone: he is real Mark: i am real Everyone: he is not real

[@KrissyLea]

I literally cannot stop laughing at Mark’s reaction to that man screaming at him 3:16 😂😂😂

[@beanous3706]

Lol

[@Ceres_24]

LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

[@darkfiredemoness1967]

Which video

[@SavageMoon95]

That’s my favorite part lol the scream was so random 😂

[@riot_by_dawn4640]

I literally have the AAAH part as my discord banner lmao

[@johnfreepunk6664]

This is just one of those videos you can watch no matter what and always end it with a smile.

[@clairewood4399]

Im so glad the loving flesh song made it into this. It's a treat!

[@cassie_games]

Someone: Why are you crying? Mark: "Are you close? Are you? Are you close?" (he says as he wears an Unus Annus shirt)

[@tjjaed2157]

Nooo :(

[@cassie_games]

@@tjjaed2157 I'm sorryyyyy :,(

[@tjjaed2157]

@@cassie_games itt fine

[@SpiderGuy38]

I always associated “Are you close?” With the time he did it on markiplier makes more than when he did it on unus annus tbh

[@cassie_games]

@@SpiderGuy38 I totally forgot about that time honestly oops :(

[@BobbyVinsonOfficial]

Mark *exists* Everyone “Wait THATS illegal”

[@depressedpeepo5298]

DONT YOU DARE SAY *BEANS* IN MY NEWEST VID

[@Danger11007]

@Christofer Pezet2 stfu

[@Danger11007]

@@depressedpeepo5298 stfu

[@dodolord5688]

The bots are hitting hard.

[@Danger11007]

@Ï Âm KeżinBB and stfu

[@Villager_4]

It feels good to see Mark doing one of the first videos he's done on his channel, I love this kind of content from Marky

[@Adventurebon27]

boy I'm happy that mark is back at it again with the horror reaction compilations :3