Sports

[@nathanielgaryantes9742]

Kid: “I broke my arm, got a concussion, and broke my spine.” PE Teacher: *Breaths* BUT WHERE’S YOUR DOCTOR’S NOTE KYLE?!?

[@taco4451]

I injured my ankle and was literally bleeding out of my badge and my PE teacher still grounded me bc i ,,Forgot my sport gear" :/

[@user-nx3rs]

Dude you’d be not able to move and you’d be dead with all that... I know it’s a joke don’t r/woosh me

[@nathanielgaryantes9742]

Cardboard That’s the point :-/. You’re dead.

[@user-nx3rs]

@@nathanielgaryantes9742 Ok lol

[@johnsamazingoneninety-nine4009]

...

[@Recroomsniperpro]

Pe: survival mode only Art class: creative mode only

[@Krisztian08]

Other classes: Education Edition

[@hidirbi]

Math: Hard difficulty only

[@hidirbi]

@@Krisztian08 😂

[@hidirbi]

😂

[@nikokat511]

Education edition

[@jooj3596]

“Teach, I fractured 5 bones” “You got a doctor’s slip?”

[@pepsicola4718]

Girls: "Teach i'm on my period" Anxious male PE teacher: "Ughhh just go rest on the bleachers"

[@lindseyclark2532]

@@pepsicola4718 when I told my female P.E teacher I was on my period she *LAUGHED* and said I could sit out ;-;

[@ekto4023]

"aM i A jOkE tO yOu?1"

[@pepsicola4718]

@@ekto4023 :l

[@SweetXoXMira]

@@lindseyclark2532 I'm the reason why the teacher now cares if someone is on the period. I passed out because of the pain. since then he gets a scary look when a girl tells him.

[@soaringsky4416]

I've always hated gym class because they never teach you *how* to exercise, they just expect you to already know. Especially if you're in a heavily sports oriented school.

[@sahar1213]

my dad was taught exercising techniques like stretches, and he was suprised when i told him they only make us do stuff like push-ups all pe lessons

[@troypascoe4916]

You guys are taught how to exercise? damn

[@stariibear4690]

@Chaotic Squid Intuos THIS IS SO TRUE. At my school there’s way more sports notices than anything else, we had to do extra pe instead of music because we couldn’t go in for covid, and I can’t even DO sports because of my lung condition so I waste a lot of time sitting there watching people when they could’ve actually been teaching me stuff

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

*”JUST PUT SOME ICE ON IT”* -the Nurse probably

[@usdevineni007]

Yep

[@corruptedcore86]

Yos

[@luismarcial1075]

There is a common lie that ice helps with whatever you got yourself into it's actually the opposite warmth is good cold bad Its like drinking cold water when your sick don't do it. our body's are WARM the human body doesn't like cold why do you think it's 98.7 degrees Fahrenheit at core temperature

[@Sneakedy]

@@luismarcial1075 r/woosh

[@luismarcial1075]

@@Sneakedy kid your not even supposed to be on reddit

[@silviamills5218]

" a chunk of my head is missing" Teacher: it is only a flesh wound

[@blueberrypawsome]

YEEtastic RC I love that movie

[@AzziProto]

“Tis but a scratch!”

[@genralie3264]

*breaks a bone* "TEACHER HELP I'VE BROKEN A BONE" teacher: "your fine just walk it off"me:I cant walk!!!!! Teacer: "you'll be fine"

[@CThrough32]

Flesh wound more like collateral damage.

[@shuktisarkar3953]

IT's JusT A scRATcH

[@cosmicbun11]

_Do you ever look at someone and wonder, 'What is going on inside their head?'_ Chip, trying to get the teach's attention in a 30 y/o abandoned gym clothes:

[@pocke_mp4692]

I am small so I relate a little bit

[@yosukehanamura3507]

*"I am in excruciating pain"*

[@inkyyzer1082]

Freaking 2 days ago and this vid was posted like 1hour ago

[@FurryHistorian]

This is why sports suck

[@kay-pv2be]

Wait your comment illegal

[@mystari4445]

~ THANK YOU P.E ~ You have taught me, that I am inherently less valuable to those stronger and faster than me! to blame myself for my lack of physical ability, and that despite my disadvantages, I should still be held to the same standard as those with advantages, and be judged as inadequate when i fall behind! You have given me the gift of self esteem issues and a crippling fear of medium-sized, fast-moving objects! Now I shall leave this school, and never pick up a dodgeball, tennis racket or any shred of genuine interest in sports i ever had again!

[@MarkHerrera24]

Yes, I watched the video too, you don’t have to quote it, idiot

[@namenotappropriate8756]

No way! Did you just watch the video!?

[@chip4039]

I'm being taught that 💀

[@johnnybon258]

That is my entire life experience in a couple sentences because my GYM TEACHER DECIDED TO USE RUBBER BALLS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LIKE WHY

[@ochydochy]

"I need to use my inhaler, coach" "no you don't that's just because you're finally losing weight!" "coach I weigh 90 lbs and I can't breathe"

[@pocke_mp4692]

I can relate fellow person with asthema

[@thenamesleon3723]

All I remember from PE were all of the times when the loudspeaker said "*We need a nurse in the gym, I repeat, we need a nurse in the gym*" because the PE teachers made the asthmatic kids run just as much laps as the track kids during the pacer test.

[@Sunnyflowerpuppy]

My PE teacher when I was in elementary and another in middle school made the less fit students run more then the track kids because they didn't finish all of the laps in within the time limit. Why couldn't they do this for the track kids who finished the laps half the time required? Since they love to run and can run faster then everyone, make them run more laps so they aren't standing around doing nothing while waiting for everyone else to finish. At least my high school teacher didn't pull this type of shit on me and the other special PE students.

[@hdhfshhdd4008]

@@thenamesleon3723 Wow, that's beyond rude! Like I always think in P.E " *not everyone is an athlete and not everyone's gonna be able to do stuff like one* "

[@EggCr0issant]

they... don’t do that

[@PleasantPest]

When a volley ball takes out a chunk of your brain: "Teaachhhh......"

[@pocke_mp4692]

"Teachhhhhh..... Brainssssss... Helpppppp"

[@DewSocks]

That looked more like the whole brain 😳

[@cameron7090]

I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

I didn’t know chip played deadman’s volley at school (where’s Ganon btw?)

[@RamitPawzz]

yeS

[@fate5636]

Chip: **dies from dodgeball** Teach: “ O no! He looks pretty bent up and bruised... _if only he said something before this happened._ “

[@NUQE249]

WHY is this so relatable?!

[@Saldotz]

I believe chip goes by they/them, not he/him lmao

[@mrmikutome797]

Oh no! So anyways

[@dustydaniel6710]

Is chip a boy or a girl

[@funtime_foxy9648]

The Nurse: ey, m m, iCe oN thEm mAkE it bEtTer- *throws ice pack at chip*

[@YourNightmarewashere]

03:35 Can we just take the moment for how epic that looks, even though it’s just a depressed cat outside while it’s raining with a baseball bat?

[@jackys_handle]

Apart form the still frame with the big E, that was the best still frame in the entire video.

[@g01d3nfreddyYT]

chip: *literally gets chunk of brain cut off* chip: _this is fine_

[@Nice-ib3cb]

teacher: its just a scratch you'll be fine

[@justalex8831]

this but a scatch

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

AlExKiDDTM *’Tis

[@contaphonym]

The school nurse: *Ice pack powers*

[@laptop152]

·_·

[@TurbFlo]

after five years of playing dodge ball in elementary (first to fifth grade), the coaches were finally like, "Wow! This game is actually pretty dangerous! Let's not play this anymore!" And so we never played this game in my last year in elementary... ...Until they decide that little pompoms were a lot less dangerous and used those instead of regular dodge balls.

[@sheepysnowtato824]

I hate school. Honestly, I like dodgeball except when people cheat, teachers/coaches make it not fun, there's an obvious disadvantage for one side, or someone is basically destine to get hurt just because of the height or age differences. I've played with people older and younger than me though and whenever that happened, people tried to make it more fair by not throwing the ball as hard for younger people, or playing with more adrenaline when going against older or about-the-same aged people. It was wholesome, and only happened a few times :3 I can basically promise you that if that happened in school, half of the students would be sent to the nurse or hospital and the others would be crying, screaming, or completely fine.

[@alexbat9337]

These pompoms are too light, and they are so bad at aerodynamics

[@TurbFlo]

@@sheepysnowtato824 Ye I don't like dodge ball, but my coaches made it fair by putting one of them on each team, and they spread the good players between the teams too. There was no cheating in my elementary PE days. :P

[@TurbFlo]

@@alexbat9337 Ik, they were awful XD

[@abbiesmith8724]

One summer I went to day camp and we played dodgeball EVERY day. I am not super good when it comes to aiming or throwing but pretty good at dodging soooo I would end up like the last or second to last on my team and then just fail the entire team with my crappy aim and weak arms lol. Gotta say sucking at dodgeball for an entire year pretty much ruined the game for me

[@naomihubbardarts]

I strongly agree with everything in this video.

[@knit-]

I do too

[@ahalfsesameseedbun7472]

Same

[@DarkyDraws]

Yep

[@cyulura]

*We all agree*

[@mihael64]

I am the strongest in my class so everyone throws the ball at me to try and elim me asap

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

''I am in excruciating pain.'' -Chipflake ''No, you are not. You have been hit by foam thus you cannot be in excruciating pain.'' -every gym teacher ever

[@shadowyct]

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW GYM TEACHERS ARE LMFAOOO once I got legit injured by a dodgeball or smth and the teach said smth like that to me 😭

[@theplushlikegamer582]

One time I was playing soccer outside and I got my fingers stepped on by those cleets while playing goalie but I was too scared to ask them so I just walked off to my parents

[@hvnsl]

That's exactly how my P.E lessons went So basically I'm super sensitive and yes, foam balls HURT

[@kyleighcampbell4311]

This is one of the most true things I’ve ever heard

[@SL33PYLUNA]

hello Alastor

[@name-cn4wv]

Weak year 7 with a dodgeball: fast but soft impact Year 11s: *railgun*

[@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247]

And with accuracy 100

[@theneighborhoodidiot7768]

hey “fast but soft impact” should be “mini railgun”

[@pencilRC1]

You should’ve seen my old school, 4-5 graders are mean and throw the balls way too hard. They take dodgeball way to seriously

[@someone-om8dn]

@@pencilRC1 at our place they threw so hard they shattered a glass... With an softball... Completely made if foam...

[@pencilRC1]

slayer ... woah

[@Ash.3s]

You forgot to mention that in every gym class you always get that one judg-y popular kid who is really good at sports and judges you if you aren't good at sports, whilst for me, I had like 8 of those kids this year in my class. ;-; And what I'm most afraid in gym is the fact that everyone is so aggressive and competitive, I just want to play for fun but nooooo, everyone else looks like they want to tear each other apart. Also, I'm bad at sports ;-;

[@kcluv2006]

Same tho, im short and weak and slow. So this 9me girl would get mad at me when i didnt catch the ball

[@Ash.3s]

@@kcluv2006 Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses, I just wish people would mind there own business at times. T-T

[@moonhall]

They would NOT let me make my turn and that I was better there doing nothing. Social anxiety didn't help when everyone is against you

[@TurbFlo]

Ye it was mostly in volleyball for me because I "don't move from my spot". like I don't want to get in the way of anybody else getting the ball, I don't want to accidentally get tackled ;-;

[@princesstt9778]

I suck at sports too. I don't have the strength or energy.

[@Ochi3003]

Dodgeball: flies past head at mock 20* Chip: “this is fine”

[@BariBone]

I’m sorry but It’s Mach

[@Greenkitten45]

*Dodgeball flashbacks intensify*

[@w.d.gaster6608]

Yas jak goud correcktor

[@Ochi3003]

Jak Thx I was not sure of what it was I will keep that in mind for future endeavours

[@petonomore9932]

Well, would you look at that. Koro Sensei is now a dodgeball. Now my favorite teacher will actually kill me

[@OptimistSen]

I just love how chip act normally when he's in pain

[@tradterry]

Me: tall People: wow he's tall lets pick him also me: noodle legs and arms we lose

[@ImJustJAG]

Exactly

[@LuperisNone]

But my ears are STRONG!

[@marinabeltran594]

SCP-096 gang!

[@alpacalakin2353]

I am the exact opposite... I can't tell if thats better or worse.. xD

[@junyorito8622]

Mr. Doggo Same, except i’m short :/

[@lordofthefeathers923]

Yeah, in my P.E class we where separated into groups: My group: about 11 people who didn't care about P.E or they will complain about the weather. (Basically my freinds were in this group) it was a nice group, and we just hung out and played for fun. The other group: Took P.E way to seriously and thought every lesson was a world champion ship. (These were the people who where "ripped" and where alot more athletic than our group) Now, we hated the other group and they made fun of us each time we messed up. They yelled at us like, they were the P.E Tetcher, for making the littlest mistake. Like: not catching the ball in Rounders, Missing the shot at B - Ball, Falling over at the goal post, trying to save the ball. (Yep, they yelled at us for a basic rule of the game.) Then we just gave up on trying to compete with them and thankfully the Tetcher understood that we didn't like the other group. So, we never paired up with the other group again. Exept if it was football or Basketball inside, where I sprained my finger and my ankle, trying to catch the huge rubber ball. It was going at like 100 miles an hour. Yeah, P.E wasn't a good time. Glad it's behind me.

[@ashleymckinney6098]

Wow I read all of this ._.

[@bamshablam5977]

@@ashleymckinney6098 Want a cookie?

[@meangirlsenthusiast]

hEY I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

[@gilbertvargas74]

Sounds like a personal problem...

[@hrjtjytkutkut2753]

"Teach, a massive chunk of my head ismissing and I think I'm passing out." "It's just a scratch, you'll live." **Sneaks to the Nurses Office** "Nurse, a massive chunk of my head is missing and I think that more than half of my blood has escaped my body." **Slaps band aid on head** **dies** "He's just taking a nap."

[@lordofthefeathers923]

At least you had a nurse Our School nurse wasn't even there for 90% of the year. She kept having days off and we just had reception to rely on >m

[@patrickdees5256]

Yup. Checks out.

[@cyrus8993]

......we got students learning a bit about medication and those will treat your wounds then the worst is that they are stupid as shit and dont know how to treat wounds cause they are kids and didnt get teached everything or didnt pay attention..... awesome

[@someone-om8dn]

Schools in a nutshell

[@potatoeyboi]

wAS ThAT ThE BiTE Of 87’?

[@lucyjordan7928]

For the dodgeball part, in elementary school, like second grade, there were these boys who had SO MUCH ARM STRENGTH. It hurt obviously... One time I even got in the face. So we told the teacher and he said, "I know. I keep telling them and they won't stop." So whoever's reading this, DONT DO THIS.

[@xreapes8881]

well i think i am one of them who did (and still do this) the reason behind it is that we were tought to do that and see the rest of the people as like a free "kill" and like way to get a "get out of jail for free card" when there are just 2 people left and you get hit so like 10 new players come in and you still have a chance

[@Starfeather_19]

And then those people become your teammates and they instantly lose their strength, they get back into the opposing team, they get 2× their original strength. *B R U H*

[@fhsofdgadji]

I havent been graced with the sport of school dodge ball since california does not have singular building schools

[@zoe-viollaa]

As someone with EXTREME asthma and also EXTREME lung issues, P.E gave me more self doubt and anxiety then anxiety itself An F isn’t to bad

[@pisk4910]

You sound like you had a fucken asthma attack on the floor, then the teacher said, you're clearly lazy and don't want to play I hope I'm wrong

[@zoe-viollaa]

Random Guy I will neither confirm nor deny that happening Multiple times

[@pogchamp9786]

Wtf why are they letting you play sports with these conditions? Even the overweight (in my school) can skip certain lessons

[@zoe-viollaa]

WHaltz Happened DUDE lucky, my gym teacher made me run a mile and a half a day!! 😩

[@pogchamp9786]

@@zoe-viollaa pe is supposed to be for improving/maintaining a persons physical form, not to break health guidelines. This is an unfair use of the school system

[@lastdaisy]

Child: Miss I broke my arm and fractured my skull Teacher: *Here's some antibacterial spray and an ice pack*

[@tobysuren]

School Nurse: Your heart got ripped in heart by a tennis ball and your brain exploded when you got tackled in rugby? Nothing a *wet tissue* can't handle!

[@myleeluv1795]

The iconic *blue wet paper towel*

[@therealriddlemaster]

@@myleeluv1795 green is more iconic in for me XD

[@ExquisiteCorpse_1919]

I actually just laughed so hard, I've never seen someone use this format and include antibacterial spray lmfao.

[@coolcat207]

Ikr

[@TheSavageProdigy]

Chip: Looses his entire brain Teach: What did I hear something? Nah it’s just me.

[@sechions]

TheSavageProdigy It’s her

[@theidiotichungarian]

0:53 yes, i truly relate to that. its foam but they throw it so hard that it breaks your nose if you get hit on the face with it

[@orenji64]

Totally understandable. In my school if someone unexpectedly does well, everyone “popular” lies that they’re still bad. It’s dumb.

[@JustRandomSymbols]

Im so lucky, that im learning in russia. We dont have "popular" people there. They just aren't exist there

[@陳冠維-f7i]

My PE not even have dodgeball. All we do is some "warm up" which will drain every living power out of you.

[@beetrootsoup3130]

Same

[@paws9248]

Stand on one leg for 30 seconds... Stand on your other leg for 30 seconds... Now do the same, but keep your arms on your sides... Switch legs... Now you start running back and forth. HIGH KNEES BUTT KICKS DO IT SIDEWAYS NOW BACKWARDS And then you run in circles for ten minutes. Great times.

[@drdewott9154]

Fuckin hell if that ain't accurate! NOW RUN 2 KILOMETERS IN 10 MINUTES AND FOLLOW THAT UP IMMEDITELY WITH A 60 SECOND PLANK, 30 PUSHUPS IN 60 SECONDS AND A TURBO SPRINT OVER THE HURDLES! AND REPEAT UNTIL WE HIT THE 45 MINUTE MARK! THEN WE CAN HAVE A *f u n* GAME OF DODGEBALL AS A REWARD!

[@lunestrex]

"P.E is gonna be so much fun!" *the last words of a fallen warrior*

[@Banana-uc9qp]

“The balls are made of foam” famous last words

[@uno_revers]

Did anyone else have that one teacher who would never call on you when you had your hand up for literally 20 minutes, but then 1 kid stretches and they get called on

[@jankahindosova2916]

Always

[@jankahindosova2916]

And when I or someone else gets hit in head by a football the teacher like awwww that doesn't hurt then someone slips and falls the teacher like WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!

[@jankahindosova2916]

And he knew me and my classmate can get very injured by that So my classmate can get bleeding in the head and pass out and I have weak bones so if I fall they can hurt ALOT Plus I had 10 dislocations

[@scalene-triangle]

yep

[@cordeliangelreece]

or they never call on you when you raise your hand, but the one time you don't know the answer they call on you

[@JohannaMeoww]

P.E. sucked, yeah. I loved your art style even more in this video

[@paulitopichipoothingi8573]

how dare you! pe was the best

[@nickvosni8543]

Try not to get attached. Next video it'll be different.

[@RayyanTheLad]

How tf was this comment made 2 days ago?

[@fuckmylifewtf]

How can this comment be written two days ago?

[@pocke_mp4692]

I personally agree with both arguements. I hated PE. But I also learned how to control my Asthema better soooooo

[@Banduey]

As a kid that was given PE instead of Art this is more relatable than I can explain.

[@stargazerjuniper]

Oof, that'd suck

[@muffyvonmufington99]

@@progressman95 excuse me but wat?

[@bfthelegend1111]

I got pe and art

[@hyphe1337]

God your childhood SUCKED Art is one of the best subjects

[@Steamedcatfish]

Yeah!

[@Nox_Desiree]

I remember in secondary school they'd force us to play rugby in near zero temperatures, the ground was either extremely muddy and wet because Britain or Basically Frozen and rock solid. So muddy and soaked through or lacerated knees.

[@hezzlinmusic]

Chip: "Hey man, can you pass me that torch? It's dark outside." Friend: "Sure" *gently tosses torch from three feet away* Chip: *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@SpaceGamer07]

Niall Hezz my American self: waaaaait ohhhhh a flashlight

[@emerald9194]

As an American, there was a very concerning few moments in which I thought you were talking about throwing fire.

[@SpaceGamer07]

Emerald 919 lol yeah for 3 seconds I was like waaait ohhhh

[@kaazledazzle6891]

“Why are all these 13 year olds ripped?!” Anime in a nutshell

[@galipo2864]

Mostly jojo

[@kaazledazzle6891]

Galipo haha Yeah lol

[@ZaTrapu]

Did you stole my comment? No hate just curious, but yes you are correct

[@kaazledazzle6891]

@ZaTrapu I didn’t even look through the comments lol I’m so sorry if I did! I’ll delete my comment!! I’m so sorry if I did again!!

[@ZaTrapu]

Xx Dovah kiin xX it's okay I'm fine with it

[@sdcyt]

"Oh, I see... So this is how I repent"

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

Then if that's how it shall be, god

[@atha056]

Who are you?

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@atha056 it's just a line

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@atha056 3:08

[@MifaWasTaken]

So this is where we go to do that. damn

[@alzoruledura7416]

In my High school PE we rarely played any games. It was either jogging, running miles, doing stairs, or the occasional random sport, usually indoor soccer, volleyball, or basket ball... and even more rarely we'd pull out the weird stuff and play badminton or lacrosse. But mostly it was one of the first three. To this day, I FREAKING HATE stairs.

[@Meme-qc3hr]

What other kids see: Dodgeball What Chipflake sees: 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗲

[@pocke_mp4692]

The fact that you called it Dogeball you have now earned my respect

[@SenkaBandit]

Josiah Robertson it says “Grenade”

[@pocke_mp4692]

Grenade

[@cosmicbun11]

hey it can be both

[@WowieItsMeowie]

Local Hawaiian Dogeball, much doge such wow

[@interestingusername306]

Even our primary school teacher was always like: Tis nothing but a scratch.

[@seasonsgreasons69yearsago48]

kitty Catz tis just a flesh wound

[@warriorsclaws1943]

Once we played this game similar to tag where the classmates carried one person to not be tagged, I was the skinniest and shortest so they chose me, I fell down and we even heard a crack from my back. The teacher said "It's nothing" meanwhile I had structure issues already xD

[@generalkenobi4878]

I broke my arm once and the teacher said I was faking it

[@stevensen9867]

Your teacher actually answered to you? 0.o

[@Alex-gg6dg]

"Your arm's off!"..."No it isn't!" "What's that then?"..."I've had worse!" "Liar!"

[@spartanoftheapex]

"Why are all these 13 year olds ripped?" Never heard a truer statement.

[@NovasTelesto]

It's a anime bruv

[@NovasTelesto]

Where 5yo boys can take down the god of death with friendship

[@lordhetmanix5205]

JoJo! Golden Wind! *Giorno's Theme (Il Vento d' oro) continues*

[@russiancheems2275]

anime: OH SH!T HE FIGURED IT OUT BURN THE EVIDENCE

[@icediamondshark4010]

Literally my class.

[@caltheuntitled8021]

I actually liked when we played dodgeball in high school PE despite being terrible at physical activity, because it was the only game we played where my reaction of “dodge the fast moving object coming at me” was actually helpful. I couldn’t hit anyone unless they were facing the other way, but I was really good at playing a support role. Almost everyone in the class either stood around doing nothing, or was the kind of person that could throw the ball fast enough to cause a sonic boom. The thing was, the guys that could actually throw the ball were always targeting each other, and were so focused on not getting hit by the other side, that they would never pick up a ball unless it rolled right to them. So what I would do is collect all the balls that ended up along the back wall and resupply them. It actually seemed to make a major difference, because I would be on the winning side about 65% of the time.

[@sparkletinkercat3458]

I loved dodgeball as well. I am slower at all physical activity compared to everyone else normally but I am great at dodging. I even got to play with my countries national dodgeball team and managed to catch (get out an opponent) my first ever dodgeball.

[@1_ndex]

During my p.e. lessons there where like 4 groups: the jocks, the girly girls, the other girl, and me

[@LesbiansMarie]

In PE there’s five groups of girls: The girls that try way too hard The girls on the sports team The girls that don’t do anything besides talk and cheat (at the games, not on their SO Lmao) The girls who try to play and have fun Then there’s me and my friends who don’t take anything seriously

[@Fizz-Q]

Im mine is like the girls The girls that sat in the corner and liked bts The strong bois And the four boys that talked about meemz and wasted half the day planning a campaign in d&d or how to beat the raid boss in wow

[@xxtherealindoraptorxx4848]

Then I guess I'm me

[@german_shepard_2313]

The jock the cool kids the normal the quiet groups of freinds [me] the lonley one with no freinds

[@JD-wr7fu]

@@LesbiansMarie Of course you didn't need to specify the group that cheats wasn't on their significant other. Everyone knows that all the girls in all the groups do that silly billy!

[@theweirdo48]

Me: Teacher I’m in my period Teacher: so? Me: was worth the shot

[@mysiph]

when u gonna upload

[@nathanielgaryantes9742]

The Weirdo!!! Even though I should have my period by now, whenever I just don’t want to do school I have to options. 1.) Pretend to throw up 2.) pretend I’m on my period for the first time.

[@bobby-]

Good thing my PE teacher is a girl-

[@btd5ninja64]

that can be taken 2 ways the dad joke way or the biological way

[@Miss.mellohi]

Do a very petty revenge move and bleed everywhere that’s what I would do.

[@AnimatedEejit]

They said lost and found, they didn't say where they found it.

[@mutemidorianimations8745]

They found it on a homeless man dead in the gutters

[@squeed77]

@@mutemidorianimations8745 👏🏼

[@lasagna6133]

I remember than on P.E. my class used to play all the time a game called "la cola del demonio", or demon's tail in english, it consisted that: 2 kids were the tail and they had to grab their hands for the entire game, if they separate they stop and grab each other again, they had to catch other people and if they catched someone, they joined the tail, everyone loved the game, and we T-posed to stablish dominance

[@ZaTrapu]

"Why are the 13 year olds ripped" This is literally Jojo in a nutshell

[@kaiokenx20_]

Or my school

[@ZaTrapu]

Chicken with FlipFlop also true

[@kaiokenx20_]

@@ZaTrapu ngl in Pe i am exactly like chip and i have currently an E

[@ZaTrapu]

Chicken with FlipFlop ouch

[@robonox_I]

JoJo has two parts. Part 1: 17 year old Jotaro looking like a weight lifting champion. Part 2: Adult Johnny Joestar looking like a twink

[@michaelfireheart8300]

P.E always sucked when you're not tall, skinny, muscular and or good at sports. I did like dodgeball though, but that's because we mainly either played basketball all the time, did annoying workouts or ran a mile, so dodgeball was always a breath of fresh air.

[@ashtonmayer5718]

Michael Fireheart see I’m skinny kind of tall but really weak, all I do Is run during dodgeball also I’m rubbish at sports

[@animetoonshd3889]

Michael Fireheart I’m skinny short and I guess average for a woman in strength. PE sucks and my tall skinny and weak friend is always like “HEY HEY PE IS SO FUN” ... Yes for people who are good at it

[@MystFox1314]

I stopped having to do PE in 6th grade But I've almost always been pretty good at dodging in dodgeball I just can't catch or throw foam balls fast enough for them to do anything

[@MystFox1314]

Sad Goose same

[@codebracker]

@@ashtonmayer5718 same, so I decided to use the traditional tactics of esteemed military leaders: Hide behind stronger people then dodge like hell when you are the only one left until your team wins for you

[@scarf2717]

P.E isn't just dodge ball. It's just various forms of dodge ball.

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

I mean, you aren't wrong. That one time we had "parkour" one kid fell onto another so that the second kid had to go to the hospital.

[@elizabethemm6361]

We had a game where you sprint across the hall, run full force into one of those mat things, WHILE dodging various dodgeballs. It was chaos in it's purest form

[@ThomasThings]

yes

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

Don’t forget THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE CAPACITY TEST THAY GETS MORE DIFFICULT THE MORE YOU CONTINUE..........................

[@tcstealthyfoxxo8620]

Every ball-based sport is dodgeball if the kid are bad enough at throwing

[@danielowen2633]

I love the animation style in this video; definitely the best iteration of chip

[@deathcon20]

"Why are all these 13 year old's ripped?" Any anime ever: *B E C A U S E*

[@scpinformative1267]

IS THAT A JO JO REFRENCE PS I never seen the show and was making a joke

[@g01d3nfreddyYT]

@@scpinformative1267 YES IT IS

[@g01d3nfreddyYT]

@@scpinformative1267 I THINK

[@codebracker]

@@scpinformative1267 only if it's season 1-4

[@thestickopia4619]

P.E. Teacher: today we’re playing dodgeball Chip: why do I hear boss music

[@blazingcoldwolf490]

we need more comments like this

[@Asha09101]

Yes we do

[@segmentsAndCurves]

What's dodgeball?

[@bruhmomento9032]

@@segmentsAndCurves how old are you?

[@segmentsAndCurves]

@@bruhmomento9032 13

[@tryxu2248]

I love that when he was in so much pain he's just like, teach I hurt. LOL

[@mineblox667]

2022

[@P_E_K_E]

*them

[@rxidnnnn]

Them?

[@ArthurTheEpicGuy]

You dare approach 2021?

[@DailyStreamerCutss]

Oh wait that cat is a he-

[@wesh5224]

1:56 "why do cats even need gym clothes ?" Me: why do cats even need clothes ?

[@maggieizaya465]

"P.E. is going to be so much fun!" ... Famous last words...

[@balitbangsumsel520]

@G Note mcdonald in indo same as usa

[@laurenlamanna1450]

my ear lobe hurts

[@anonymouscat3772]

@G Note DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LÖVË MCR?!?

[@jackys_handle]

Very famous i might add.

[@PASAFANI]

underrated comment

[@shrew8611]

My least favorite thing about dodgeball: *When your really good at dodging and avoiding the balls, but then you realize you the last kid on your side of the court and everyone depending on you to get them back in. +you suck at sports* Me: W e l p , I h a v e c h o s e n d e a t h

[@That_One_Disowned_Disgaea_Fan]

That was always my problem as well, since I didn't have enough arm muscles to hit the basketball board with a ball to get everyone back in.

[@geminitheavali5018]

I can relate very much.

[@gamemage3009]

I used my stealth 100 to not be targeted in dodge ball. And when I'm on of the last ones all I do is stand there awkwardly.

[@HelpNut]

I dance to dodge.

[@bigflopper45]

same :) its cause ues

[@nookinc.strash7472]

Me: *Gets hit with a dodgeball* OW! That hurt! literally any adult: Its just foam! It doesn’t hurt!

[@little_lord_tam]

I do mma and a friend of mine plays handball. Gues who passed out once. Tipp: It wasnt me. Balls can be lethal 😂

[@tabjay7244]

Throw the ball at them!

[@Topazimew]

As a person with glasses, It legitimately hurts no matter how soft the ball is, because it just slams my glasses into my face.

[@periwinkle6025]

tbh in my school we didn't have the soft dodgeballs we had literal rock balls. There was one kid who would throw the ball like their life depends on it, one girl got a nose bleed.. and I got hit in the stomach atleast 92617 times

[@Fawnfreckle]

OMG STOP THROWING THE DOGEBALLS IN SUCH A WAY THAT AS THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR THEY REACH MACH 1 AND CAUSE *BIG OUCHIE* WHEN THEY HIT YOU AKDHZJDS,RYETDRYDFR FESR

[@mn_brr]

Chippy boi: *exists* Dodgeball: *so you have chosen death*

[@DeltaDoesGarbaj]

"teacher?" *"i am in excruciating pain"* "teach?"

[@Steamedcatfish]

Lol

[@joylox]

I just realized I'm hypermobile (had a physiotherapist look at me), and now all those instances in high school make sense. I'd always be hurting myself, little did I know it's because my bones like to move more than they should.

[@The-Determined-Ninja]

The one PE class I had in high school my teacher gave a *60-something%* _despite_ the fact I almost always played, was present every day and DOMINATED the fitness exercises, and when I point that out to him he basically told me _I wasn't the one _*_winning_*_ the games for my team..._ Like, thanks...? He right compared me to the kids who were the best at all the sports, you know, the ones who had a passion were sports and were *_litterally_* on teams.

[@LesbiansMarie]

THIS except I was terrible at everything because I’m not athletic

[@isky6541]

@@LesbiansMarie same, but my PE teach somehow kinda likes me? I'm kinda a teachers' pet, I suppose--

[@rasberryrain926]

I used to get panic attacks whenever I had to play dodgeball, and my sister even had her arm dislocated so much that my dad didn't want us playing it anymore.

[@hiimkillian7143]

i just dodge them and cri when i get hit (you have to do pushups or something like that but my noodle armed self is insecure and doesn't want people seeing me ;-;)

[@redracconstudios]

5:01 Announcer: Welcome, to the 2019 WimbPurrDon championship semi-finals. This match puts two of the best tennis players in history: Rafurrel Feral and RodgPurr Furderer, in an epic match.

[@drakainequus7115]

I remember the once this kid literally point blanked me with a dodgeball and got away with it because they told the teacher it was a "reflex test"

[@ohitsrusher842]

Bruh i get in trouble for turning around and my hand brushing somebody be accident

[@laptop152]

*;-;*

[@ethantoonshd3119]

Me whenever I’m about to go to P.E “man PE sucks”

[@lancetheking7524]

@Some dude commenting Like i don't upload anymore how can you guess that properly?

[@lancetheking7524]

@Some dude commenting Like i don't upload anymore a habit...

[@lancetheking7524]

@Some dude commenting Like i don't upload anymore a weird habit...

[@bluesoul_ken2590]

@Some dude commenting Like i don't upload anymore i mean you have stole someone's video and upload your own so i dont think you are that "old"

[@armouredraptor9610]

I like P.E when I’m not being constantly bullied for no reason

[@StormiFolf]

Lord I hated P.E. with every single fiber of my being I constantly tried to weasel my way out of it

[@donarrado668]

Bruh

[@justjade256]

In my school we had the option to eat in the gym and during gym class I sat behind the lunch tables, just hiding there waiting for class to end

[@HaruTheWolf]

Agreed

[@icychillgaming8494]

I have PE in a month, in person, outside, in the freezing cold of Canada. I hate PE...

[@leaftiger12]

Hi Stormi! Love your content! Also I hate PE except for badminton.

[@McSkellyHo]

Yep, PE was exactly like this for me too, except instead of dodgeball, it was gymnastics. And if we hurt ourselves, the teacher wouldn’t just ignore us, he would yell at whoever got hurt and say it’s their own fault and that they’re just making excuses to avoid having to exercise, and then proceed to ignore the injury.

[@aleqsgecko5957]

It do be like that tho. Apparently a girl a few yrs ahead of me broke her finger playing dodge-ball. Hence why I dropped gym. But also anxiety.

[@nettune9980X]

Aleqs Gecko ouch! Is she freaking ok. And how are you doing. EDIT sorry if I'm being overdramatic.

[@spinnycowboy]

I sprained my thumb playing dodgeball -_-

[@Juuuuuuuj]

I almost broke my finger playing it as well, but I'm still here >:)

[@vaati5245]

My cousin literally broke his nose and the teacher was like: fine go to the nurse

[@samikaislasalo3947]

Whydra fan?

[@renmine7159]

Go WiTh SoMeOnE tO tHe NuRsE

[@novawildpaw3732]

"HE NEED SOME ICE"

[@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac]

Messed up

[@notcreativewithnames6578]

Bruh school doesn’t care if you hurt yourself especially in gym the fastest pitcher on the baseball team knocked my glasses off my face and scuffed them and messed up my vision through them by 45% and the school didn’t care at all

[@limeforlife4350]

I like how the video is called PE when it’s just chip complaining about Dodgeball the entire time

[@charliesrandomthings5457]

Well, that's all it really is.

[@Steamedcatfish]

First of all yes XD. But it’s called sports not PE

[@gIuri-]

In Germany (were i come from) it's literally worse than that. You sometimes play dodgeball, but it's more like trying to survive the endless traps of the sports teacher. I'm not that good at sports so it was even harder for me to just got called "lazy" from the teacher the whole time or get laughed out from everybody. Now I live in Denmark and it's WAAAAY better than in Germany. No one laughs really nor is it like military feeling stuff we do so... MOVE TO DENMARK IF YOU HATE SPORTS!!! XD

[@JackTheMech.]

@@gIuri- i always stayed in a corner and no person noticed me until the end. Then i just run to the other side of the hall since i had enough time to chill. That worked every single time lmao.

[@gIuri-]

@@JackTheMech. in the "Vorschule" (idk the English name) i was exactly this person. Later though it changed

[@katqcentertainment8754]

You are one lucky guy In 3 years I’ve played dodgeball 2 times It’s my favorite sport even if I’m built like a stick insect

[@daxs9003]

Fun fact I was put in the sporty pe class, and I “accidentally” went into the less athletic class with my friend for a month and they just moved me cause it was easier than moving me back I won, I thank myself for my genius

[@NOSCE_IPSUM]

What P.E. taught me: "Your grade will be good as long as you show up early and try your best!" Also P.E.: "Well you'd KNOW how to do this if you PAID ATTENTION." Me just trying to ask a question because I actually was paying attention but was confused about one part: *getting yelled at by my own team because I'm doing nothing even though I'm trying my best and actually doing more things than some other people and still confused about some parts of the game thus resulting in me getting yelled at more from my teammates putting all the blame on me even if they screwed up*

[@cheeser7001]

same

[@ItHamBoi]

When i don't understand i watch what Is doing that one girl who can Just Do the things teachers tell her

[@justafriend4215]

*sips tea* s a m e

[@cheesuscakus]

and thats the reason i prefer individual sports

[@Alice_Reahert]

Thats why i hate sports and everyone in it

[@byeimsorry]

Me: Seeing PE in the title My brain: Turning on terrible flashes from PE lessons

[@zerotion]

PEtnam flashbacks

[@Just_Tech0]

It’s always like: Me: “Coach, I’m hurt” Coach: “Just go to the nurses office, tomorrow, you’re going to give me 50 laps.” Me: ._. (Goes to the nurses office) Me: “Nurse, I’m hurt” Nurse: “How?” Me: “I think I sprained my ankle” Nurse: “Here’s some ice, go back now.” Me: :0 (End) Point is, why are schools like that?

[@keishadaza523]

That moment when you were saying “teacher” 10 times and the teachers yells at you Just me? Ok...

[@sktalking223]

Or raise hand for 20 minutes and when you say teacher the teacher yells at you even dough she told you to raise hand when you want to ask a question Just me Why

[@keishadaza523]

Saleha Kanwal lol

[@JesusChrist-sm4bm]

No i only had male teachers and you just mutter period and they wont ask any more quetions"

[@cyberfux]

Let's just say our resident sadist had an unfortunate accident involving a group of unnamed ex-students of his, a metric ton of manure and a totally uninterested policeforce (guess who had kids in his class?)...

[@corrupt_thejackal4230]

ME one time i had a headache and got yelled at for not asking 2 other people first So i asked them what do i do when i have a headache and they replied with dunno ask the teacher

[@whamboy]

"i am burning to death" "where is the doctors note?"

[@imsad3923]

Made me laugh so hard

[@BeeVee231]

Reduced to ash

[@whamboy]

@@BeeVee231 gone, reduced to atoms

[@WillitDoesMusic]

What I strong kid sees: dogeball What chipflake sees: *MACHINE GUN FIRE*

[@WillitDoesMusic]

Thx for the likes!

[@Snomrade]

Me: screw this I’m outta here! But thankfully where I live dodgeball is prohibited after 5th grade or so

[@WillitDoesMusic]

@@Snomrade Oh. XD

[@WillitDoesMusic]

@Zack TheCraz yeah

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

*Insert flashbacks of the British trying to hold off the German invasion back in ww2*

[@a37306]

I really like these animations that are like this that you make!

[@enchantingemi7035]

me: someone ran into me and i broke my arm teacher: put a wet paper towel on it

[@cwanimations]

“Why are all the 13yo’s ripped? Guess I’m in-“ Me: *ANIME*

[@-budgie-4923]

Or Netflix movies-

[@crystal_milkyxx8728]

Hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehheehhehheheheheheh my bad👁👄👁

[@Imaxe__l]

Ye

[@Raspberry88887]

Me reading this: hehehehehehehhehehehehehHUHHHUHEHEHEYE

[@alinazhao8180]

They accidentally went through a portal to the anime world

[@C0RRUPT3DITOR]

Me: *sigh of relief* such a good dsy to be in- Chip: *TEACH TEACH TEACH TEACH TEACH*

[@nasharoo5008]

Day*?

[@C0RRUPT3DITOR]

@@nasharoo5008 yeah i know just noticed that, i was typing this comment on a phone at like 3 am, excuse my misspelling

[@nasharoo5008]

Random Boi oh ok

[@mijigamin1]

Once, at the start of the game, I thought a girl (with glasses) was running at me with a ball, (she wasn’t) which leaded me to chuck the ball, full speed, point blank, at her face, and she hated me for the rest of the year.

[@lynxwuff]

Me doing a school run with arthritis: The teacher: come on! Run faster! Me: I- I can’t- Teacher: run faster! Me: *but I cant* Teacher: RUN FASTER Me: *ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WOMAN I PHYSICALLY CANT RUN FASTER*

[@pocke_mp4692]

I can actually relate because I have asthema

[@sheepysnowtato824]

I remember someone in my class legitimately couldn't run fast, like, at all so whenever she would finish the teachers wouldn't give her full credit or any credit sometimes because they thought she was walking. Before my classes switched a bit mid-ish year, everyone would be playing kick ball in the burning sun while the teacher would just watch and eat donuts in the shade, leaning on a shopping cart. After I switched classes, we would literally do everything. Like, one week we'd do dodge ball and the other we'd do basketball. Except we didn't do dodgeball because of course we can't do the one thing I like! To be fair, I'd probably start hating it if we started playing it .p. Anyways, in basketball no one would give me the ball to try and score and no one would try and teach me what the fudge to do. At the finals I decided to sit out as usual next to a chair, not on the chair but next to it, and only then did the teacher notice and tell the captains to pass me the ball. I was only passed it twice and still to this day, I don't know where the fudging line ends and how many times you're allowed to dribble the flipping ball before you pass or yeet it.

[@moonhall]

@@sheepysnowtato824 schools should really value actual effort than how fast you can run or how strong you can throw. I feel like I'm dying for a low grade?! Nope

[@sheepysnowtato824]

@@moonhall ye Some things just aren't gradable since there are so many alternatives and so many different ways something can turn out. Like gym, art, writing, etc .p.

[@EeekGeek]

I relate more than this cause I have asthma and arthritis HAHA WHY IS MY LIFE PAIN

[@mottdropsie]

Broke wrist on both sides in a gym class, teacher keeps telling me it isn't broken. When it was clearly displaced. PE is the greatest class ever.

[@araujo444ines]

Teacher : Time for a small jog! The annoying athletic kid : *I am speed*

[@ThomasThings]

coach: "ok now this isn't a compet-" every boy except me: "are you really the one in charge here?"

[@Tea-sz5jb]

*SPEED, I AM SPEED*

[@KingPastapremiereDesignVIDEO]

For this is better to have 2 annoyings athletics kids

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

I appreciate my school for genuinely good P.E lessons, where we switch up what kind of sports we do every quarter year, are graded not only on performance and given reasonable standarts. School systems aren't all the same, I guess. Mine is a german highschool with focus on IT.

[@Yomush]

Ah yes PE class. Where the most important thing is to learn how to survive in a situation where everything can and will try to injure you.

[@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747]

Sounds like an instruction guide for when leaving the vault in the fallout games

[@kkevan4138]

Chipflake: being beaten up by Dodgeball and weather Subtitles: *Motivational Music*

[@eisenkoenig8324]

This is 150% accurate Actually, I always had the same problems. But what I hate the most, that they always aim for your head... to whoever reads this, to whoever feels good throwing a volleyball 🏐 or a football ⚽️ directly to some kids face in lightning speed: you are the WORST! One day, there will be this time, with this irregular difficult homework you need to understand to pass class, ‘cause you’ll be writing a test about it in the future... You ask for help, but suddenly I remember that my one eye started to struggle to produce tears after you bombed it with a 1000 Newton’s I will smile and simply say: “no” 😀

[@tab5795]

I mean, the head is the easiest if you're short, and to shoot it like a cosmic rock, I mean, we need to get the hit.

[@onikiri1294]

Why did I laugh my was off to this

[@nathanielgaryantes9742]

Hurrikano no dude, no. It’s LITERALLY just a game.

[@tab5795]

@@nathanielgaryantes9742 I mean, I get that, but what's the point if you don't try your hardest?

[@nathanielgaryantes9742]

Hurrikano not to hurt other people.

[@garlic1710]

I moved to the country from the city so everyone in my class was tall and athletic except for 2 people so I get the feeling when everyone in the class has massive athletic ability except you.

[@spiral8741]

Me: cracking my fingers Chip:" I think I heard a cracking noise" Me:👁👄👁

[@mysiph]

._.

[@iluvyurbles]

PE teacher: Okay run 20 laps around the track! Me: Okay My Brain: You can do this just pace yourself My Legs: *Leg Nerves.EXE has crashed* Fitness test: okay do a chin up/pull up on the here bar! Me: okay easy enough My wimpey chicken wing arms: *Arms has encountered a fatal error and has crashed* Yoga: stretch and listen to nature sound and soothing music My body: This, this is actually kind of nice, I like it later, us dancing: okay we gonna learn disco Brain: Can I go back to do the fancy cat poses? I can actually do them.

[@NUQE249]

“Fancy cat poses” 😂👏

[@thecheerfulchihuahuas5184]

mood

[@mattsnotit7662]

My school gave a kid detention for not having a note with him and not bringing his pe kit. Our school requires us to bring In a pe kit even if we are obviously unable.

[@fhsofdgadji]

how long is the track for them to reasonably give you 20 laps

[@iluvyurbles]

@@fhsofdgadji they had us run the whole period

[@theauditor3224]

"I thoght it was wensday but its only tuesday" Relateable

[@Kungniht]

HOLO KNIGT !!!!!

[@Pinemelon08]

I like how the song used in the montage scene was called “Survive the Montage”

[@minecraftegg3607]

"WHY IN DOG'S NAME DO YOU NEED TO THROW IT THAT HARD!?" Top 10 questions scientists still can't answer

[@gragon3416]

How to win in dodgeball: remember your training from Call of Duty, Shoot and cover

[@ChaosJoose]

How I win dodgeball *hides under chair*

[@mosqit4324]

I watch dream and his speedruns and i Play doom eternal. Helps me a lot in dodgeball

[@Daniel-ls1gm]

Remember your training from GTA Online, *suicide to avoid getting killed*

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

Better yet, use other children as your shield. Besides, Tessa, Tiffany, and Rachel are just standing there not contributing at all. they deserve it. this is how they will pay for calling me a weirdo because I don't like talking to strangers.

[@josephu9447]

*Bring grenade to school*

[@pumpkinlord1117]

In Germany we dont say: "Dont hurt yourself", oh no, we say: "RUNTER VOM MATTENWAGEN"

[@zitrom1892]

True

[@zooommeme7542]

NANI!?! what does that mean

[@Sanda2507]

@@zooommeme7542 It means "Down from the mat trolley". I speak german and it is really funny because almost every teacher in Germany and Austria say that.

[@zooommeme7542]

@@Sanda2507 XD

[@crystal_milkyxx8728]

GUTEN TAG!!

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

4:37 Now we need a 10 minute video of another cat saying “Well here’s a medium sized, fast moving object for you!” and then throwing progressively larger things at him, and watching him as he dodges them, until they are huge things, like the literal Titanic, or a rock from Stonehenge, or a plane.