Spy Weapon Concepts: The Poop Knife

[@Pudding404]

Bearded *WOULD* be the type of guy to make poop humor unironically funny.

[@EvilGiggler]

woah!!! thank you so much Mr "Bearded Expense" for this LAUGH OUT LOUD video! i am currently ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING right now!

[@TheCobaltKnight27]

:) glizzyguzzler 2005 • 3h ago Woah!!! Thank you so much Mr "Bearded Expense" for this LAUGH OUT LOUD video! I am currently ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING right now!

[@hoogachakahoogahooga]

:( Cobalt27 • 5h ago :) glizzyguzzler 2005 • 3h ago Woah!!! Thank you so much mr “Bearded Expense” for this LAUGH OUT LOUD video! I am currently ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING right now!

[@24xxmonkeyxx42]

Your the reason why I can't be names glizzyguzzler 2005

[@sirbunny12]

Damn you have same pfp as my discord

[@piyo744]

so what happened to rofl?

[@turkeysamwich00]

I love that bearded screams like a fat black woman when he starts laughing hard enough

[@glanarant4118]

This looks like something straight out of those “Demoman finds x’s fetish related content” videos, in this case, Spy’s poop drawer.

[@batesbox2604]

Wouldn't it probably be sniper because scat is closer to piss than anything?

[@judeblack4360]

I did not wake up this morning expecting to hear the words “The Roman soldiers who fought for this guy to cut his own arm off with a log of sh*t”. I firmly believe that this sentence has never been uttered before in human history. Bearded Expense and RubberMango are paragons of comedy, who will reign unchallenged for decades to come. Bravo, Beard. Bravo.

[@RubberMango]

🧐

[@SomewhatCorrect]

You do not understand how hard it was to listen to the poopsicle conversation and try to play the game at the same time. I was legit laughing so much dude.

[@snakeboy_229]

Shoutout to mango man love the edits 🥰 shit got me rolling (and trolling)

[@eluna7877]

shoutout to mango for carefully crafting a sword out of a giant shit log

[@theslimeassassin3287]

This stream was fuckin wild, it genuinely made me laugh ti’ll i was suffocating, *MOM FOUND THE POOPCICLE*

[@turtle0053]

7:50 might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a bearded video bearded laughs like he was the first caveman to discover comedy it’s glorious

[@greatwhitejj8602]

"If i was bearded expense i would be the troll face form tf2 because he runs fast and hits hard"donald trump

[@zippah]

you know, for school I had to research this one guy called Aron Ralston who got stuck under a rock while hiking. he took a dull pocket knife and amputated his own arm, and I thought that was really cool. and the poop knife story is scarily similar, they even both have movies. its just kind of interesting poop knife poop knife

[@thebigson]

The fucking poop knife bit left me with tears in my eyes holy shit

[@realryushiro]

The censoring makes it 300x funnier.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

I can believe that mango heard about 127 hours and somehow added in a glacier even tho it was a desert and also added the poop knife to the story.

[@RubberMango]

i am schizophrenic

[@bobveinne2439]

There was the one fellow who dug out of an avalanche with *poop knife*

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

@@bobveinne2439 oh my god apparently you’re right. A danish explorer made a poop knife/chisel to free himself from snow. Apparently one experiment concluded that poop could not be made strong enough be used as a cutting tool, so he might have been lying, but also maybe a chisel shape would be better than a knife.

[@bobveinne2439]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR To be fair I only know of this because of the channel Simple History lol

[@Boxfanowner]

Beardeds engineer impression was surprisingly on point

[@Corruptgore]

I wanna make this an actual mod. Imagine walking around, spy checking, only to be killed by him using a POOPCICLE LOL

[@superassbeater6731]

I love how these guys can think of the most random stuff like a mini fridge for a poop knife

[@thepaisano8971]

I choked on my own spit while laughing to the idea of someone cutting their arm off with a sharpened frozen log of shit

[@brittontheballer4436]

Genuinely hidden gem! Amazing editing

[@moronichybrid]

Petition to make the Second Banana into a poopsicle.

[@funnymancaleb]

Jeez, spy can make a knife out of anything. How talented he is.

[@lugiagaurdien773]

Bearded's troll face is the best thing ever

[@endro555]

it took so much restraint not to laugh at 12am i felt like my face was going to explode like just IMAGINE having your legacy being cutting off your hand with a frozen piece of sharp shit dude's probably weeping in his grave rn

[@Thallidus]

its safe to assume if you mold a poop knife you could then mold a new poop hand

[@nbdy9953]

I was in my attic and I found a Peter pan toy with a brown knife. dead ass grabbed it and screamed "it's the poop knife!"

[@TheBigG2000]

Had me fucking choking on stir fry from laughing. Good content as always bearded.

[@petzouqi76]

I was gonna look something up, but I have to see this.

[@foxbow3889]

Poopsicle: Can't backstab because it's not hard enough. Frontstab can instant kill because the ennemy prefer to die rather than having to deal with having this knife in the mouth. On kill, every nearby ennemy is poisoned and take minicrit for 2 second No random crit -50% hands Tradable until... never' why would you get rid of it?

[@Iwidelyoutliveeverything]

that engie impression was pretty good

[@nicc9300]

Not to be 'that' guy but he didn't cut his arm off he just had to chisel his way out of the cave or whatever he was stuck in cause it snowed so much and he didn't have a shovel or anything. Good name drop tho and still funni

[@crispee9409]

Leave it to beard to have me wheezing over a poop joke lmaoo

[@arxidiax2arxidiax276]

Why does bearded look exactly the way he sounds like he would look (love the content keep up the amazing work!)

[@ambassadorgaming8411]

Poop knife? More like the shitty sharpie

[@Paycheck777]

The fuckin Ed, Edd, n Eddy music was perfect lmao.

[@chedarcheese1651]

I like how it just turned inti commentary at the mention of poop

[@youknowwho5251]

Sometimes I can't tell if Bearded is just doing an impression of Engie, or if it's an in game voiceline lmao

[@TheDeathMedic]

Bearded went back in time to inspire the creator of TrollFace, real.

[@noth249]

Nows a great time to get back to bearded expense

[@Wario_B]

The poopsicle part made me squint so hard for laughing I thought my eyes were gonna pop out

[@Gnar05]

2:17 German guy here, i dont really care about your german gibberish. Because i laughed.

[@blackisbackblack9105]

And then he cut his arm off with a sh*t knife funniest sh*t I've ever seen

[@bombtato4821]

i don't want any more spy weapons i'm already dealing with a lot of crap

[@zumberburg6527]

imagine breaking into someones house and getting stabbed with the poop knife

[@LazyCatIsFat]

instead of mom finding the poop scissors, she finds the poop knife.

[@BeengoVEVO]

The poop knife conversation had me crying

[@thebananman8967]

ngl i blacked out while laughing and i woke up like 3 hours later in a puddle of shit and piss

[@aSmallGreenDot]

Bearded has two separate strange shovels both named DEAD RAT

[@EngieTheProto]

Is my dead rat collection legal by law?

[@bidzz7262]

Yea

[@endersalasa3396]

Damn the poop knife huh? The concept sounds so real I can smell it now

[@endersalasa3396]

nvm i found out why

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

3:28 bro the way the ground actually shaked in the distance made it look so authentic lmao

[@KingKayro87]

1:50 Just saving this little tidbit for myself real quick.

[@Rashoni]

If there was anything that deserved to be animated and meme'd the fuck out of, its highlights from this video right here. Holy shit, this made me cry-laugh two separate times already XD

[@SpringDavid]

Be glad everyday you have a choice to make a poop knife instead of needing to

[@gerry9011]

Bearded laughs in exactly the same way my Greek Uncle does.

[@canibiso]

Beard would definitely use a poop knife

[@master_of_nonsense]

THE POOP KNIIIIIFFEEE THE POOP KNIFE IS REEEAAAALLL

[@scooble_]

I can’t stop coming back to this video. Please help.

[@Obviousalter]

Instantly boots up gcf scape with poop knife in mind

[@bonelessftw]

the legendary poop knife only those worthy of thine fecal pointy shall bestowed upon it...

[@mr.boxhead4075]

Bearded's laugh gives me cancer and then cures it

[@luckyswordsmen991]

I'm part German and can confirm we talk like that all the time

[@aaronbalchand5475]

Bearded expense = bald bull from punchout real no scam

[@ArlenJ100]

I need to play TF2 if I had a computer or PC to do so

[@thefirstgreek8481]

Love your stuff man, keep up the good work!

[@GoldRustt]

As a German, that certainly was one of the German of all time.

[@charmy9559]

THE DETHKLOK CENSOR GOT ME

[@RubberMango]

THANK YOU FOR NOTICING

[@The_B1rd]

0:16 hey, thats me! :3

[@the_two_seater]

3 a m beard vids hit diff fr

[@Zombi-Boi]

The spy poop knife already exists on gamebanana

[@alexthe2nd437]

2:49 - 6 year old me screaming at a crow that’s outside my window

[@nesp0s437]

upon doing 3 minutes of research, unfortunately, the poop knife is a product of fiction

[@DonAlguien]

rubbermango you can rubber this mango ooo ooo o

[@RubberMango]

Excuse you????????????

[@Feltednorth]

I am currently dead on the floor from this video

[@throughsteak6256]

I'm watching this at 1am and om trying so hard not to fuckin laugh my eyes feel like there popping out

[@kalidasakarodney]

Better death do us part then shit do us fart

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Who’s the scat fan designing weapons?

[@TheRealSullen]

There is a poop knife mod on gamebanana and its a replacement for the spy cicle so now you can stab people with your own sh*t!!!!!!111

[@officialgeneral_soldiernat5717]

If loud = funny And Bearded Expense is loud That must mean he is funny And yet despite that he is funny Which means he is loud. Anyways keep the good shit up man stay safe.

[@Holdenheroofheroes]

Mango does a really good Engie impression

[@BrochachoTheBro]

me and the boieys on our way to AMC to see poop knife

[@AliOtter]

Poop knive

[@Oooze3424]

note: that frozen shit knife thing did not in fact happen.

[@Qadox]

I swear to god I almost broke a fucking rib from laughing at poop knive 10:56

[@Veratig]

Why did I think it was a good idea to watch this video on the shitter

[@RubberMango]

Skill issue

[@Veratig]

@@RubberMango clearly

[@postboysgameshack4547]

sharpened shit fragment

[@jackalbanezi3213]

the poopsicle THE POOPSICLE THE POOPSICAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@m0rty161]

2:22 I am shit on my Gerkin!

[@charolettebacon6740]

This is the hardest i laughed in a long time

[@24five93]

i love the edits and the poop knife lol

[@derfakegangster]

Berded expens

[@Arkmationz]

Mom found the shit cube

[@Kashi-K]

i had to look this shit up ITS REAL

[@duncanginsberg]

I watched this video on the toilet as a joke and like.

[@ICommentandStuff]

Would definitely main Thai weapon

[@davelmfao]

the turd knife

[@Coffeestain2020]

I can’t fucking breathe

[@charmy9559]

All this money on me, make me wanna poop

[@frederikfriman1798]

yes.

[@diobrando4452]

I almost shit my pants laughing

[@b3nderm4n94]

0:43 is a complete lie Bearded Expense😡😡😡 there was no fr*cking