Spyro the Dragon Mobile Games Review - Square Eyed Jak

[@Beatnu3000]

Fucking hell, not even the fabled case-breaking knee strike was able to phase that fucking phone! Gonna need a goddamn fairy kiss power up to even crack that thing.

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

My stepfather dropped his Nokia in coffee (it was the old school Nokia brick phone)....it still worked fine. Think of how much money Nokia would make if they made an extremely durable smart phone that's up to par with apple and samsung!

[@xenogod5463]

Nice brain Zane profile pic

[@bbjb7459]

I personally love this review. It is unique and entertaining watching Jak play through games that nobody would ever think of reviewing. Bravo Jak. :)

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers mate.

[@bbjb7459]

;]

[@bbjb7459]

Pfft. Like i care about getting to the top. Do you honestly think i give a shit about that? SPOILER ALERT, I don't.

[@bbjb7459]

I don't understand why you are so bothered to begin with. I am the type of person he comments more then once and does it while watching the video. Stop hating on my comments and enjoy Jak's content. U-U

[@kieranstark7213]

@@SquareEyedJak Not only would nobody (except for you) review this game (and what do you know?! You actually didn’t let the mobile Legend of Spyro games being… well, TLOS games/versions cloud your judgment either!), but that’s probably because of how poorly known they really are!

[@ClassicGamerX11]

If Spyro doesn't get a remaster now, than he never will, i have loved playing the N.Sane Trilogy and i don't see how Spyro would not sell just as well.

[@decadentgamer3108]

Well I wouldn't say it like that as there are plenty of fans of Spyro even today who don't mind waiting for whenever Spyro gets a remake/remaster. People had been asking for one for Crash since 2009 lol But yes it would make sense for him to get the remaster/remake now after the booming success of the N. Sane Trilogy

[@joshuapittman4663]

Decadent Gamer I'm glad Jak and Daxter is getting a ps4 remaster

[@decadentgamer3108]

Wait, is it??

[@TheComedicMageTM]

*I

[@joshuapittman4663]

Decadent Gamer yeah Jak did a video talking about it because Jak X is included in it

[@irishONgaming]

A Spyro fairy dress up game? That's ahead of its time, the google play store is full of stuff like that

[@SquareEyedJak]

Good point actually, it was groundbreaking xD

[@octoisgay]

TheSoullessSurvivor Show this shit to Yomarz

[@bbjb7459]

The legend of Spyro trilogy.... On mobile.... That is just.... Just... *Eats pet snake*

[@JomasterTheSecond]

TFW you get multiple viruses and accidentally hire a deepweb hitman for a goddamn Spyro Fairy Ball game.

[@bbjb7459]

A true Spyro fan in his natural habitat.

[@kittenplush]

Anyone else remember the McDonald’s happy meal Spyro and Crash games in 2005 promoting the Crash/Spyro GBA crossover games? I had mine for quite some time, but I don’t have it anymore. :’(

[@cartooncrazy9433]

I really commend you for putting in so much effort to research these, particularly the magic fairy ball. You could never get enough credit for that! Awesome video

[@SquareEyedJak]

Thanks dude, was worth it (not for the game, god no. For the video)!

[@autobotstarscream765]

6:37 "What could possibly be next?" *Bubsy theme plays*

[@thisisawsome34253212]

That indestructible phone scene made me laugh way harder than I expected!

[@CorbZ-1]

I loved the attention to detail with the wound in your head getting smaller as the video progressed and the effort you went through to find that lost game. Amazing video as usual Jak, keep it up.

[@Caesium137std]

I was going to congratulate you on 12k subs but you're already nearing 13k. Holy shit, it's been a long season through, but you're getting bigger and better faster than ever. GG, my man

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers mate, we got a bit to go yet but we don't stop growing! :D

[@Jekkyboi]

thats some quality direction at 14 minutes jak

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers mate ;)

[@vongolawingjace2364]

The legend of spyro will never stop Jak, you can never escape....

[@luigimario1991]

The phone bouncing scene was priceless XD

[@MenchiGuevarra]

luigimario1991 It was funny. But he got hurt by the phone. I hope he's alright.

[@Petronious]

Mario Kart K'nex... I legit didn't even know that was a thing.

[@momentznotice9820]

I Had One When I Was Like 9 for The WII Version, I Thought, "WTF is This" 😂

[@PikaPal225]

I never knew Spyro had a couple of mobile games... and judging by the looks of most of them it was probably for the best that I didn't knew.

[@miguelfamas91]

You sir, you reminded me the 2006's AVGN style. you've won a subscriber, you deserve it. Congrats

[@NanaKyoto]

That's a nice phone you got.

[@bbjb7459]

The Nokia bricc is thicc

[@ultima2399]

Nokia's are indestructible.

[@bbjb7459]

They were built hard and sturdy. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[@SNN788]

Excellent delivery, man. You're good at this.

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers! :)

[@bbjb7459]

He hinted this in the N. Sane trilogy review. *Grabs chewits*

[@jerimiahsaiah]

LoS is gonna have you go to therapy lmaooooo, seriously though, the spyro series is really hit-or-miss. I hope he comes back strong.

[@UntaintedSKS]

5:44 Square eyed Jackie

[@LesWebsterGoldArdeoGang]

Impressive that you were able to find that first Spyro mobile game! How come you didn't assign and individual score for each game though?

[@SquareEyedJak]

it would be far too conflicting with my comments, for example: Spyro: Ripto's Quest is a really short, yet fun and faithful experience: 2/10. See how that just doesn't work? And again, I mostly had positive things to say about 2/3 LoS titles yet they were technically worse than Ripto's Quest so... they get 1/10? Despite them getting more positive feedback due to expectations being lower. I will/can score most things and justify their place but mobile titles, it just doesn't work for a video at least. Though if you wanted scores: Spyro Exen - 1/10 Ripto's Quest - 2/10 Spyro the Dragon - 2/10 LoS New Beginning - 1/10 LoS Eternal Night - 2/10 LoS Dawn of the Dragon - 1/10 Just based on that, you can see how ANY positive comment just wouldn't work in this video, followed up with a score.

[@AdamHPerform06]

OMG! That startup tone on the Nokia brings back memories!!

[@wssdude]

7:59 "God I could use some 'grass' to get through this shit..." Love that qoute

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

Hmmm...What to have... Ah, excuse me? *Yes, sir?* May I please order a youtube videogame review? *Would you like extra added shakespeare levels of drama with that order, sir?* Umm... F*ck yes.

[@tarka7945]

Only person in the whole world to review a really shit game and nailed it! You rock Jak!

[@SquareEyedJak]

Thank mate :D

[@blazingfury057]

Square Eyed Jak I liked the video and it was funny even with games that even Satan hides from I can't agree with your legend of spyro opinion I like both trilogies but my perferd is the legend becuse it actually has a bit of everything but the original trilogie has more replay abilities.

[@bubblebred0279]

Happy 13,000 subscribers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scrubslayer4]

i really fucking love your content jak been a massive fan for a long time now keep it up

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers dude! :)

[@Faapu]

I remember Rayman had a few decent mobile games, which is what I mostly played on my old Sony Ericsson

[@decadentgamer3108]

Haha this was a great review and extra kudos to your editing skills with the physics of that cursed Nokia phone. I think that the spirits of Spyro knew what you did to Enter the Dragonfly and were like "NO! Not this time!" Haha. Anyway, I had no idea that there were Spyro games on mobile but then again, I never paid attention to mobile games to begin with. But at any case, it's good to see that the last three didn't totally destroy you. Anyway, great review!

[@SquareEyedJak]

It seems that way, cursed for the rest of time because of a single mistake! Cheers mate, glad you enjoyed it. ;)

[@Sephinova]

Oh yes another Spyro review from the best KZbinr! :)

[@Danyq94CrashZone]

Amazing video Jak! I LOVE your reviews

[@bbjb7459]

14:19 Jak, that was fucking amazing XD

[@TheComedicMageTM]

ECKS DEE

[@bryanrico3969]

Ik it looked pretty fucking cool. I dont know y but it reminded me of spider man.

[@bbjb7459]

I can see it. =]

[@isaaclynch7798]

Amazing video Jak! Ive been subbed to you since your Mind Over Mutant reivew! Keep doing what you're doing, Jak!

[@SquareEyedJak]

Holy damn, that's a long stretch dude, cheers! :)

[@isaaclynch7798]

Cheers indead! :)

[@callumsparrow4379]

You've forgotten about the PocketStation Spyro Games!

[@themidnightotaku22]

Even I'm not THAT desperate to find a Spyro game with off-key gameplay jack!...Jak.

[@dawnpapworth]

haha. thanks for making this video, I've collected spyro for almost 20 years now didn't even have a clue these bits of crap existed. lol.

[@TheLaggyGamerGC]

Yay new vid, thx so much for posting this you are my fav utuber

[@ramenpix]

This video was great, just like your Crash Mobile games review. Keep up the good work.

[@likitiki6339]

Thank God For Another Square Eyed Jak Video!

[@shawnberry8052]

Geez I didn't even realize that half of these existed 😂 thanks Jak

[@WilsTube]

Hey, a skylanders mobile game ad played before i watched the rest of this video. What a coincidence!

[@SDK2K9]

My favorite part of this review had to be be when you chucked your Nokia phone and it just bounced around your room.... How did you pull that off?

[@SquareEyedJak]

Simple: those phones just won't break! ;)

[@SDK2K9]

They don't make them like they use to.

[@bbjb6892]

The Nokia brick is THICC

[@kyleholloway3470]

I actually remember playing Ripto's Quest. Can't remember how I got it for free.

[@elchapo17701]

Really funny review! Never seen someone look endlessly for a dead game that no one knew exists!

[@SquareEyedJak]

That's kind of my gimmick, searching far and wide for the untouched filth of the video game world. Cheers mate! :D

[@kura100]

Good video as always Jak! Keep up the great work!

[@SinisterSkyler]

Great video, comedic and also factual. You earned my subscription by far! also, love the accent.

[@SquareEyedJak]

Thanks dude! :)

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Ahh, I remember many years ago of looking at the back of magazines and seeing ads for mobile games

[@KrymsonScale]

Thank you so much for finding these games.

[@Mizticall]

Your content is great, keep it up!

[@Jeparino]

Hey man, this is a really great video! Really informative. I myself have been looking for that first Mobile Spyro game for a really long time too. scouring tons of Java script websites, mobile game archive websites, old news articles...you get the point. So when you finally told of a place to find it I was shocked. so I went to deviantart, looked up rickyg with the correct capitalizations and numbers in place, only for the links to no longer work. Is there anyway you managed to keep the files for this game and an ExEn simulator, and would be willing to share?

[@joelpekkola4281]

The way you pernounce (most likely spelt that wrong(that too)) Nokia is just great

[@dumb5308]

Last night, I was watching the Crash Bandicoot Mobile games episode, and I thought: "How about spyro's mobile games?" MUST BE TELEPATHY

[@SquareEyedJak]

Holy shit, you'll know what the next video is then for sure.

[@superd3gamer]

Great video man! I'm really enjoying the N. Sane trilogy and its a blast!

[@thedeedeedee498]

*50 Frames* anyways your crash mobile games were pretty good but this one is way better than that video. Good job as always

[@BLRavenWizard]

14:18 - 14:35 LMAO!! Ok that is Funny! Made me laugh my head off! Nice Jak! :D

[@Guilmon470]

That moment when Jak totally ignores that he stated that he enjoyed the story for the Legend games. XD

[@SquareEyedJak]

What? I didn't ignore anything so I've got no idea what you're on about.

[@HeySteef]

You deserve more subs m8..

[@BugsyFoga]

Don't really know about the mobile games so this should be interesting.

[@Scyrina]

I actually fukin love the legend of spyro. the epic style suits spyro really good- even when it isnt the classic spyro.

[@0AmyLouise0]

Loving Spyro's comb over in the Shadow Legacy game, they need to add that in if they remaster the original trilogy 👌

[@Xenozine]

Can't wait for the remastered Spyro trilogy review…

[@AelitaDiAgostino]

That anticipation wrecked me with that first one... And then I got wrecked some more when there was literally no point to it, whatsoever. Ow. The feels.

[@VegemyteSandwich]

Liking the video before it starts, of course. :D

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Damn, Jak! Nice Crash Resaurus figures! I only have Dr.Neo Cortex, and he's open. You ever consider getting the funko pop crash figures? I have them. They look cheap and kinda cheesy....but hey, still a nice addition to any crash collection reguardless. There's alot of awesome crash collectibles on amazon, newer ones for the N.Sane trillogy.

[@chiliblue1945]

Great video Jak! :D

[@mariostaninov1739]

great video man keep it up

[@568legosupermarioReal]

(14:15 - 14:35) That part looked really cool

[@IntenseMagic]

Would love to see a God of War review sometime Jak :)

[@brianfirelord]

The legend of spyro proves all 3 are canon

[@soulslayer434]

Just subscribed after watching your whole Spyro Playlist from Spyro 1 to this. Excited for the Spyro Remakes this year?

[@SquareEyedJak]

Of course, keen to review them! If I could suggest, the Sly Cooper series review I made last year would be a good next playlist to try out if you haven't already. Cheers! :)

[@bridgetdomett4362]

I love your channel Jak! :-)

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers! :)

[@magicalpotatoeforces]

"Spyro tho, something's up his bum. He looks really pissed off... *I like it tho*."

[@xjohnlaserboy1325]

I'm hoping to holy God that the original 3 spyro games will be blessed with a remaster

[@TimGaukerToons]

You know, with a title like "Ripto's Quest", you would expect a game where you play as Ripto trying to escape the Realm of Rhynocs and defeating Spyro once and for all...

[@SquareEyedJak]

I know, it's dumb.

[@mynameiskyler1996]

AWESOME Jak! How did you do the phone ricochet off of the drawer cabinet door? That was a cool effect! Keep up the awesome work :)

[@polaris_northstar318]

I think it's interesting finding out that there actually were Spyro games on mobile. Nice review mate. A bit of an off-topic question, but could you consider doing a review of Twisted Metal for PS1? I would love to see what you have to say about it.

[@Juannee]

I liked A New Beginning. The flying part before the snow level was so intense back when I was 7 or so.

[@FiredUpPranks]

It looks like a Spyro version of Sonic Labyrinth

[@monkeydluffy2494]

I gave u a thump up for reviewing this mobile game jak causes theres noway in hell I would play it lol

[@codymerrell976]

Like Each Fan I HOPE Spyro Comes Back. It InApso HOPE Spyro Keeps The Ability To Fly Without Limitations Anytime Any World ALL 3 Of Spyro's Remade Games and Newer Spyro Games Yet To Come.

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

I am super jealous of your shirt.

[@CRASHARKI]

7:45 OMG! He just used my model/render :D ...with some color changes...?

[@SquareEyedJak]

Oh cheers, is a great render! Also I only did that because I'm so used to Moneybags from Spyro 2 that any other colours or outfits just look totally wrong to me.

[@CRASHARKI]

Hey, no problem! Glad you found my stuff useful :D I love your videos, keep it up, dude!

[@SquareEyedJak]

Thanks mate :)

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

oh wow i've wondered what those first three games looked like for years. looks like i wasnt missing much

[@alex_zero9804]

14:09 Please, make a Shooting Star Meme of that scene. I'll pay you.

[@weed75black35]

Alex_Zero Dead meme. No. The only timeless memes that never die are Hitler, 9/11 and pepe.

[@Ghostflame5675]

under appreciated channel

[@michelangelo5903]

hey Jack you should review the Ty the Tasmanian tiger series! I herd you mention them in a video I would love to hear your thoughts on my favorite childhood series! even if you completely tear them a new one lol

[@Wr0ngW4y]

5:50 ...uh yeah jack, at 3:25 the page clearly says its a demo. funny how a demo is literally the only version still in existence lol. good vid.

[@SquareEyedJak]

I understand that, however most mobile games of the time (at least what I've played) never had more than maybe 7 or 8 stages so it seemed odd that out of all the games to get 18, THIS would get it! Not to mention, there is no mention of the game being a demo anywhere within the game itself so... yeah.

[@xjohnlaserboy1325]

You never fail to make me laugh.

[@MeltingMan234]

So, how bout that Spyro Reignited Trilogy eh?

[@justindark98]

Omg. How the heck did I find you on one of Jak's videos? That surprised me. It's probably because you're a fellow Spyro fan. I'm excited for the Reignited Trilogy.

[@mihanesabyake2074]

I remember playing Ripto's Quest!!

[@mohez1145]

14:10 Jak, use a hammer for fucks sa-whoa, the fuck! I told you jack!

[@SquareEyedJak]

Fun fact: I actually did, had to cut it for time though.

[@mohez1145]

Square Eyed Jak a huh, awesome video though. Keep it up Jak, you're growing well and you'll definitely be a big channel someday.

[@EmoJoshSavesTheWorld]

You should review some old Spongebob games like "Creature From The Krusty Krab", "Battle For Bikini Bottom", "Revenge of the Flying Dutchman" and the "Spongebob Squarepants Movie"

[@paulphoenix1669]

hey jak, I got a question, that cool intro you have for every video, did you use some website like panzoid or videohive or something, or did you do it from scratch, and if so, Id be really interested in finding out how.

[@SquareEyedJak]

From scratch. It's a simple green screen over footage with some effects and transitions thrown on top.

[@paulphoenix1669]

suppose I should have copped that hahaha, very speedy reply, always a good sign keep up the sweet videos, always an inspiration x

[@hadders7875]

Sup jak your videos are as funny as hell

[@kylelangdon6724]

What's wrong with multiple breath powers? More abilities means more potential for game design.

[@zakplex3496]

Spyro and the Magic Fairy Ball was made for young girls, right? That's the feeling I'm getting because of the fact it's a dressing game, there's feminine-ish menu backgrounds, and the level's end text saying, "Here you are wannabe lady". Well, it could been worse with Crash.

[@SquareEyedJak]

I believe so. It's actually credited as "IN-Fusio's first female oriented game" so... what a fucking accomplishment!

[@zakplex3496]

+Square Eyed Jak ya know Jak, now that I think about it, if Crash had a feminine mobile game equivalent to that mentioned Spyro one, it would probably be a game where you run around as Crash either getting all of Coco's "girly" stuff or even traveling in her mind beating up enemies like that cut level from Crash Twinsanity.

[@autobotstarscream765]

Zakhrie Hendrawan Or Cortex dressing as Coco like in Twinsanity. :3

[@teaz3139]

Square Eyed Jak It's almost as if women want less "dress up", "makeup" and "princess/fairy/unicorn" games and just... more playable female characters for the games already out there as they are. I mean, I'm glad Coco has a bit more presence in the Crash remakes, but in my opinion Cynder was the saving grace of the Legend trilogy. You don't have to slap frilly dresses on everything. I don't get why marketers don't understand this.

[@zakplex3496]

Square Eyed Jak actually, you know what Jak? I kinda feel that's the way of the Spyro series in general. The series almost feels like it can easily appeal to girls with the cutesy cartoony kid-like art style, the cutscenes (sorta), the gameplay, and even Cynder being a main character in the LOS subseries of games, as well as the feminine-ish colors in the art style of those games