My Quest To Become God On This Server

[@Squiddo]

SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD

[@olmahonsobirova7508]

:3 ur the best god destroy theyre server with squids :D

[@Quxxuii]

🦆

[@Readyourbible-v4z]

The editing is AMAZING 😧

[@StaunchPluto]

ITS OK

[@beescared]

Common troubles 🙏

[@ashswag]

"nice video" - ashswag "delete this video now" - the commissioner

[@pillbuggi]

silly comment

[@Drayp33pers]

Hi

[@TheThunderRabbit]

no replies yet? lemme fix that

[@wafflesrcool]

awag

[@MikePuchaelski]

Hi :)

[@TheTankCommander-xv7vw]

list of what went wrong: . Guns don't work . The captain died but TF2 music hit hard

[@S_to_the_Y]

And hopes and dreams (undertale

[@WhatRUDoingHere]

And the omori references

[@1.FR1CK1NG_L0VE.GAT0RADE]

THE TF2 REFERENCEEE

[@Blue_Dragon824]

So silly

[@TheTankCommander-xv7vw]

also I was the first one to watch the video

[@imnotobsessedwithdandysworld]

“Squiddo’s daily tasks:” “Become god (easiest task)”

[@aladinkheir75]

Lol

[@musafera]

Real

[@mine_e_top]

666 likes

[@mikevchatzis9541]

Lol

[@Bobthefirstbob]

1000th like :p *Perfection*

[@south452]

captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining

[@_jeni]

LIGHTNING PFP

[@DrDolphina]

@@_jeni omg more osc fans

[@40Ccents]

pov: osc invades youtube (the internet)

[@PhoneryJustWatchesSomeBf-me2oh]

OMG OSC???????? WOOOOOOOOOOO

[@south452]

the osc and squiddo fan Venn diagram appears to be a circle

[@JustKaboodle103]

THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS

[@thomasloops]

why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes

[@RENINE28.8]

KABOODLEEE!!

[@willzsocial]

TRUE

[@frozenbard]

Why do you like Jupiter so much?

[@reiivvx]

KABOODLEEEEEEEE

[@4CVIT]

I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭 Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7

[@TheOlidosOfficial]

yooooo

[@SUNNY4401]

What is o7?

[@PoisonFlow3r]

@@SUNNY4401 It's a salute; the o is a person's head, the 7 is an arm

[@naheedm6143]

why isnt 4c verified thats so saddddddd

[@krown40]

THE WHITE HOUSE IS FALLING IT'S GOING TO LAND ON ME eEEEEEeeeEeEEEEEe

[@TOR_Researcher_YT]

Wembu: “I have a game for you-“ Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”

[@LeBeaBae]

the little animation was sick tho

[@TOR_Researcher_YT]

@@LeBeaBae I agree

[@wemmbumc]

My Quest To Mog God On This Server

[@pUmpkInjAck000]

first comment

[@aubrey000]

you are such a silly little guy omg!!!!

[@Polygonfella1662]

Ermm what the sigma

[@nipzio]

realest comment

[@Squiddo]

PLEASE never comment on anything again

[@HighStars4]

I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it

[@treevee7376]

real

[@Phantom-i9p]

True

[@SiameseOnMC]

"THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words

[@Gaster_7656]

"KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton

[@BluuBlocks]

W reference

[@Dagamer885]

This really was a deltarune snowgrave route TM

[@awesomenova09]

W

[@KazuNEET]

"So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?" Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*

[@Spokeishere]

Let’s Get It!

[@ItzMistyy]

No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.

[@Trexonlie]

Hello😄

[@Archiver_Studio]

I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES

[@PaulThePaul1]

15:19 4CVIT:The whitehouse is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!

[@RainbowAppreciator]

The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Nfinite_Builds]

Creeper….ohh man

[@Pangi]

Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦

[@zoes32flavaz]

Huh???

[@neildcunha353]

Wtf?

[@astroturfisadude]

gentlemen, i think he lost it...

[@NeverEndingFire13]

I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her

[@tigurt11]

16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂

[@proximityisreal]

The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream

[@MVert_Creations-GD]

That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D

[@geraldballinger6428]

If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily

[@Fundsher]

"Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)

[@KazuNEET]

The 4cvit exposed video went crazy. Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.

[@uraniumUmlaut]

2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.

[@noideangl]

6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2

[@tresblo]

phighting pfp jumpscare

[@doornumb]

haha grey

[@GoodBoyGaming-fj6zp]

"It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.

[@ItzMistyy]

I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL

[@aroacederapchu]

(13:36) Spoke had FEAR in his voice when saying that, the thing that makes it even more funny is just Ash straight up shooting him.

[@pepperjack-3]

i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server

[@--cookie]

EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded

[@DustinoDelapine]

“How often do you think of the Roman Empire?” Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:

[@labbit35]

Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[@mmaostva]

13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context

[@k0k0MI799]

squiddo as God forever >:)

[@thatgarryman9400]

This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.

[@funwithjlxrblx]

0:04 america!

[@Equalgd]

Hell yeah

[@anastasiaakhmetova9432]

When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!

[@NoSis_1]

I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅 It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️

[@Real_E.M.Entertainment]

I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)

[@SteveHart-om9ou]

And the sweetheart laugh. KEL IS GOD

[@Real_E.M.Entertainment]

@@SteveHart-om9ou wdym "And the sweetheart laugh." I do not understand

[@laurentic1146]

That animation at the end was SMOOTH

[@patrykkowalczyk7698]

squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"

[@egzihokraviny]

THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY

[@ZeGratEli]

Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!

[@SSukram_]

SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED (yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)

[@SSukram_]

Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?

[@Squiddo]

@@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)

[@Lyrosion]

Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing

[@theperfectspecimen2697]

The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.

[@Clownish.mp4]

5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨 5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce

[@theperfectspecimen2697]

Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.

[@EnigmaForceDP]

U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!

[@Ash_quacks]

“The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!” *-Every villain to the protagonist*

[@Teleputer]

Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.

[@georgekougioumoutzakis]

Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE. Normal.

[@DezAmmySel]

that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!

[@XSRplayz]

“But bullets couldn’t penetrate his plot armor” Will be using that now.

[@NotedGaming]

Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever

[@Endless_Calamity]

Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it

[@LukeIsntSmart]

WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊

[@GTownStudiosOfficial]

“My former ally/god has just shown up naked at our doorstep? This was very suspicious so we had to surround him with guns.” -Squiddo 2024

[@justdawdling2484]

16:03 mapics plot armour is to strong lol

[@fuzionvlogs2662]

"Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!

[@bodgethemechanic]

ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!

[@SenatorColaArmstrong]

Nothing can describe the joy I felt hearing the TF2 OST… Thank you, Squiddo.

[@bluereel1246]

I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!

[@corruptedmask4911]

Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh

[@JaStrykr0]

This video feels like a fever dream

[@SuperGamePlayer64]

Squiddo in a way became god because she was able to defy her own “law” with her own will. That’s pretty god like to me.

[@RealStormySkull]

Omg Squiddo upload? Best day

[@dreamblade6849]

Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.

[@wyattsfilms4451]

22:03 To Be continued after 2 Videos…

[@aleheik]

Imagine being on a random server and seeing captain sparkles flying on the white house. Squiddo doesn't need to imagine

[@typsysquirrel_YT]

14:13 TF2 THEME!!!!!!!

[@paulmichaelpalazolo]

YES

[@Felixcombs]

TF2 X SQUIDO CONFERMED

[@Captain.Mystic]

Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project

[@_LilNilbog]

i find LifeSteal boring from every other perspective because of how they try to make it seem not fake, but squiddo makes it fun to watch somehow

[@spongytrout7462]

It isn’t fake though

[@Luna_Star_Therian]

3:52 AN AD PLAYED ROGHT HERE AND IT WAS THE FUNNIESRT THING EVER

[@clayk_void967]

Same

[@Yes-ul2jg]

WELCOME BACK FOLKS

[@Vroo.mp4]

This episode felt like a fever dream Guns?? Gods??? CAPTAINSPARKLEZ? FLYING WHITE HOUSE????

[@whatthewhere]

OMG SQUIDDO IS THE QUEEN ALPHA SIGMA GOD🤑 /j

[@Kittysarecrazy]

The guns didn't do anything because of this plot armor that was amazing😂😂😂

[@JoshuaThomas-w2y]

i used to rule the world

[@Gort_the_serf_real1]

Seas would rise as I gave the word

[@JoshuaThomas-w2y]

@@Gort_the_serf_real1 Now in the morning i sleep alone

[@NPCInc]

I don't usually watch smp content and all that, but this video definitely deserves a lot more than 350k views

[@cerbervs0407]

"but bullets couldn't penetrate his plotarmor" is the best casual line haha

[@AidenDrage-zs1lj]

Sqidos law otherwise known as Milo's Murphy's law tweaked a little if anyone gets this reference You're crazy!😂😂

[@UsernameTaakenYT]

Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.

[@hamon612]

I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline

[@paws94]

"my former ally/god had just shown up naked at our doorstep" -squiddo, 2024

[@valakivalakifalvai137]

That ending was way more cinematic and cool then it actually played out...

[@toxic_foxy.]

Squiddo should try to hunt ghosts on the [REDACTED] smp

[@sammmarru9105]

Quite possibly one of the best Minecraft smp series I’ve seen

[@ScribbledChicken]

THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY

[@LogiBear21513]

the weridest but funniest ending to a lifesteal season

[@MRPEN-bz3fe]

This was the most silly goober cat explosion shenanigans video

[@CatMeow24-qr7uo]

5:45 That metal pipe was absolut perfection 😂

[@HL2conscript]

i have never thought i would have forseen squiddo WITH A GODDAMN SPAS-12 SHOTGUN

[@techny3000]

the arrival of the captain must be studied by future generations

[@burntbeanies7886]

Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!

[@ZyphsPetSpider]

Can we appreciate the music sync at 14:48

[@DEPTHWOKEN-yb5gn]

Squiddos cliffhangers always go so hard

[@bloxolotI]

“Am I surrounded by faithful supporters?” “He was in fact not surrounded by faithful supporters” 😂😂😂

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn

[@Secret_gamer]

What do they all have in common Regular people: idk Me: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸