ss13: clown and friends annihilate security

charisma build clown man re-classes into society man due to power tripping red mans

[@janefkrbtt]

Unlawful arrests should always be met with community action.

[@HighAdmiral]

That wasn't unlawful, dumbass. Stop talking out of your ass. Hur dur sec bad.

[@Volcano22207]

And In ss14 (were admins do more than ban fun) just ahelp and watch hos explode

[@Spartanhero613]

@@Volcano22207 the ss14 admins will ban you for blinking

[@makeeye2867]

security moment

[@PizzaP0ckets]

nothing says "secure" like brigging the clown with a timer equivalent to a high crime just for slipping you on a banana peel

[@babaspector]

@@PizzaP0ckets classic power fantasy

[@burdenuner9084]

@@PizzaP0ckets bro you took his id poor man just wanted to get access

[@PizzaP0ckets]

@@burdenuner9084 i didnt take his ID the HoP did

[@azericthetraveller6355]

@@PizzaP0ckets and then not brigging the guy who stole a gun from your very hands.

[@compi3882]

I cringe when watching these sec officers. Rule 1 of security: Never stand in melee range. Of anyone. Ever.

[@ihavecripplingdepression2572]

Absolutely disgraceful. Also, no. Rule one is to adapt to your enemy.

[@henrydynan83]

@@ihavecripplingdepression2572 no rule one is to gulag the clown for playing funny music with his horn i speak from experience as said clown

[@chickendude1695]

@@henrydynan83 rule 1: scream "free lootbox bar" and oxygen can suicide 2mins in because there are no antags yet

[@Crystal-dl9ks]

rule 2, kill clown on sight

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

That's not rule 1 of sec, that's rule 1 of being robust, never let anyone get close to you.

[@Smoopadoop]

fun fact: i made the original forum suggestion for the circle game hand at 0:19 but i stopped playing before they added it so ONLY NOW AM I LEARNING THAT MY SPRITE AND IDEA MADE IT INTO THE GAME

[@ericvohlts3738]

2:23 That slap's echo was heard around the station

[@secretsecret1036]

This is why when always around a clown you enable throw mode. Robust people will know this always.

[@PizzaP0ckets]

forgot to put it in the video but shortly after i bopped sec man for looking at the circles he fined me 25 credits for doing so

[@btk946]

how do you do the circle or whatever the fuck i keep seeing it in different videos

[@PizzaP0ckets]

@@btk946 *circle

[@btk946]

@@PizzaP0ckets pog

[@azericthetraveller6355]

@@btk946 also do *slap

[@compi3882]

The difference between shitsec and good sec is whether when they respect the clown or not. If the clown doesn't go for a slip in the first 15 minutes you're doing a good job.

[@KalashVodka175]

The clown doesn’t care about the difference, the clown will slip, peace was never an option

[@augur8261]

> Plasmeme shoves officer and steals his disabler gun then runs away > Officer arrests clown instead Also, what server is this?

[@PizzaP0ckets]

tgstation bagil

[@PizzaP0ckets]

also even though i was scapegoated for what the plasmeme did he was still very cool since he helped me with the riot

[@augur8261]

@@PizzaP0ckets Damn, didn't know people could get this riled up in tg to the point of breaking into sec with spears. Guess i knew it was tg all along but just didn't have faith in it.

[@ignotumperignotius630]

You ain't seen nothing yet

[@alyasgrey9370]

I mean, of course it's /tg/.

[@Tory-JJ]

Typical clown gameplay, I see nothing wrong. Even the fake brigging looked real just like how a clowns average lifespan should be - Arrive - be in brig rest of shift -get beat to death with head stun baton -Wake up -Arrive

[@compi3882]

Unrobust sec falls for the oldest trick in the book again and again... Come on man I'm not the most robust man on the block but I ain't insane.

[@EnergyBurst2]

Sec brain will do that to a man.

[@fallonsky_]

god dang your stuffs amazing man

[@PizzaP0ckets]

thanks gamer that means a lot

[@personwithaname271]

this truly says a lot about our society thank you, very deep

[@Crystal-dl9ks]

When security becomes the clowns and clown becomes the cool guy

[@mert_2577]

One time as a security officer, the clown slipped me and I slipped him too on a banana peel, as a joke, a while after. I don't really get why you would arrest or fine the clown. It's his job to prank and slip people.

[@Malos_]

You’re not playing clown right if you don’t make the HOS cry

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

2:47 smooth entrance

[@exymian1342]

After seeing this i decreased sec prio from medium to low. Poor souls.

[@funtato3681]

This...this is exactly what I needed right now... I can only imagine how it feels to be such a damn hero

[@HK-rg3wp]

This space station is like a circus tent, and the clowns are rebelling.

[@SWAGURA]

you know sec sucks when a clown wrecks them

[@MichaelSmith-fo6qq]

based and clown pilled

[@InternetTAB]

I love how everyone just keeps slipping on you

[@TheSilvernuke]

Ah yes, what would Disco Inferno be if it wasn't on fire?

[@merryweather3713]

good editing, good music, good video

[@yesman350]

Joker (2019)

[@Mr-Eloda]

Makes the honkmother proud !

[@AmberofOrange]

Justice for clowns.

[@snowdevil002]

now this is a good clown

[@SmeagleDeagle]

good honking.

[@magnofajo6159]

You mean that powerhungry sec doesnt always happen

[@davevaderlp784]

Honkmother would be proud

[@pilotbug6100]

Praise honkmother

[@willis1712]

Beautiful

[@MerryMrMassacre]

Sec-ciety.

[@bepis7088]

bro how can i make the based flips as fast as u do u have a macro set up for it or something

[@PizzaP0ckets]

tgstation lets you set hotkeys for emotes so i bound spin to 5 and flip to 6 i dunno if other servers let you do it too

[@xlink9777]

robust

[@harryboner8394]

Turbobased and clownpilled

[@kesumodachannelwithstuff4213]

I need to learn, how to dap?

[@athath2010]

+respect

[@CanadasElite]

E🅱️ic 🅱️rank

[@hozic9929]

Fun and stuff but how to smoke without burning my face

[@honkerbonker6700]

Honk!

[@doxscund8821]

Joker 2520

[@WladylawGomulka]

this is literally ban worthy now

[@bekoshka3678]

0:20 HOW DID YOU DO THAT I WANT TO TROLL PEOPLE TOO

[@projectkepleren]

*circle

[@panickal]

I mean I don't play sec but I can imagine 4-5 people breaking into sec is pretty fucking annoying and unnecessary.

[@Burger19985]

and being arrested for 5 minutes for slipping isnt?

[@hl_scientist1964]

Is this "The Joker 2"?

[@Darkkenny64]

mario party music? cant quite remember

[@PizzaP0ckets]

yup, most of it should be from mario party 2

[@user-ce3ii8pb3f]

How this clown spining?

[@jinglesjangles6259]

TG Brazil Colorized c. 2000

[@trashtalkterry2133]

Ok,

[@mnarath8376]

4 minutes only cause of that.....

[@youruncle2]

i got 15mins over unsyncing a borg on accident

[@tenticalmarch]

trying to find the first song in the vid is killing me 😅

[@TommieTheCommie]

Me too

[@tenticalmarch]

@@TommieTheCommie its mario party 2 western land

[@infoman567]

What server is this?

[@Smart_capybara]

Ei você vai para o Brasil?

[@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@Von_Tarkin]

what station this be chief

[@PizzaP0ckets]

tgstation bagil pubbystation

[@strecozel]

why i have shitty graphics in ss13? not like that you have

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

That catgirl is so cringe typical tg based server full of catgirls always defending sec.

[@HighAdmiral]

They put up with more of your bullshit than I would have. You call this power tripping? They were so tolerant of you bullying them, and you had the nerve to say they were arresting you "fOr nO ReAsOn". I am fascinated by their lack of robustness, though. Where's the dragnet, the pepper spray, the beepsky? Hell, the lethals after you broke in! Where were they!?

[@sunkenships8444]

Idk brah don't play sec if you can't avoid getting banana peeled by a clown a hundred times in a row

[@sunkenships8444]

For no reason is also a longstanding mene

[@justanormalsponge2112]

This guy clearly only plays as security and never plays the game the fun way. Clown lives matter! 🤡

[@Volcano22207]

What was he arrested for under space law?

[@Spartanhero613]

​@@Volcano22207 If we're forgoing the code of "don't be a shitsec" and are instead bringing \*space law\* into things... The clown has commit, at minimum, one misdemeanor (resisted arrest). This qualifies for a five-minute sentence, plus two additional minutes. To quantify specific potential charges: 1. Creating the fake nukie and impromptu security drill at Arrivals may constitute 103 Spreading Disinformation. Wasting security's resources in this manner (they went through the reasonable effort of preparing a hardsuit and everything) may even constitute a 204 (typically "Vandalism", but could be reclassified as some kind of "Misdemeanor-level Sabotage") if you've got an inventive prosecutor willing to set the precedent of "jokes are now illegal". 2. Multiple instances of seemingly-unprovoked aggression against sec officers. This includes multiple counts of 212 Creating a Workplace Hazard (by slipping), and 104 Littering (pie cream). The deliberate malice behind the code 212 may upgrade it to a 201 Assault. ^ This was all before the video depicts any officer acting out against the clown. 3. The clown begins to resist arrest (not a crime in itself, simply a modifier which adds +2 minutes to an arrest which turns out to be lawful). In doing so, he solicits the help of his crewmembers (101 Disturbing the Peace) and pushes down a security officer (302 Assault of an Officer), arguably assisting the plasma-man with the theft of a Disabler gun (305 Aiding and Abetting - but this particular charge is a stretch). ^ The clown submits and serves an honest sentence which could have lawfully gone for two minutes and thirty seconds longer than it did. 4. Attempted 210 Petty Theft on one officer's boots. 5. 303 Inciting a Riot, and later 208 Possession of a Restricted Weapon (the spear). 6. If a tyrannical captain were to make the judgement call, the crew's occupation of the Brig could constitute the capital offense of a 503 Mutiny. The belligerents even made their way into the Armoury.