[SS14] The average salvage experience

[@EnricoSS14]

The emotionless and monotone text to speech makes it so much better and funny! Don't stop with these awesome masterpieces!

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

How to play salvage. 1. Go on expedition 2. Your fellow salv immediately step in lava and burn to death. (Note, you can catch fire just from being next to it, dont have to actually enter it) 3. Your other fellow salv gets ripped apart by carp. 4. You drag their bodies and what loot you could find back to the ship and return to station. 5. You drag their dead bodies to medical and revive them. 6. Medbay gets bombed and they die again. 7. You go on another exped, alone. 8. Nukies/zombies 9. You return to a dead station. 10. They don't pay you enough for this.

[@logon-oe6un]

I like how the medbay bombing is unrelated to the nukies/zombies.

[@DeadlyNightshadeZ]

@@logon-oe6un also that it is you, the salv, healing and reviving them, and not the doctors doing it.

[@froozigiusz]

Those TTS voices really give depth to the interactions presented

[@elliottprehn6342]

>too bad detectives aren’t professional It’s always a 50/50

[@taythinthings]

dang missed the chance to disappear because of a magnet salvage

[@mrpizzaroll6571]

i love the rubin sim esk editing lmao

[@scottmacgregor3444]

Nah. An average salvage round is 1/2 hour of getting geared up and everything set up juuuuuust right for which ever salvager is the most OCD, followed by about 10 minutes of salvage/mining before the round ends/everyone dies/a traitor reveals himself and kills Salvage/an event like zombies causes salv to stop salvaging. That's your average Salvage round.

[@Llangion]

Only missing the one idiot that stays too long and disappears with the space hulk. Left to drift forever.

[@thega.merdude]

You missed the part we’re one of the salv drifts off into space for no reason on your first trip out

[@taythinthings]

dang

[@tutoumi1029]

Very cool, i love your type of video and I NEED MORE

[@andrewgreeb916]

The fact 50% of the time his happens everytime I play salvage is staggaring. Well at least till I unlocked QM, now I never get to salvage. :( But I am having a lot of fun and making sure salvage has everything they need. :)

[@TheeOK1]

Imagine just having to deal with carp, what a blessing

[@Spidy_Does_Work]

I just realized i am in this video right here 1:48 Me eating the tounge lol, I remember this moment sooo well.

[@taythinthings]

i worked hard for that tongue

[@Spidy_Does_Work]

@@taythinthings If i remember correctly i thought you were giving me the tongue and eyes as a snack, or i just decided to eat it.

[@impotekh1318]

It's great. Posted on discord of my server.

[@limemeiseer2969]

Mondays amirite

[@zmanprodigy]

rben sim

[@tord_todd]

3:52 my profession opinion, haha you dead(medic tf2 references :D)

[@thedoc7184]

Bro the is Rueben Sim of space station

[@Clown_the_Clown]

Never played Salvage, but it looks fun.

[@user-kj5cb1hh1d]

lol

[@c26f]

hello ruben

[@Taras195]

10/10

[@shauntexas6964]

googles

[@tutoumi1029]

Also what is the name of the panic music ?

[@simonheadless7898]

wow... this TTS sucks on ice

[@taythinthings]

You hurt my feelings