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[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Finally, a playable love letter to homies helping their fellow homies.

[@34marmarmar]

Homiesexuals even.

[@lolasdm6959]

When a homie died fighting for you, you keep his corpse animated to keep serving you, it's what he would have wanted.

[@easonyeung2779]

@@lolasdm6959 "Even in death, I still serve." And the Astartes are certainly ones to know something about brotherly bonds.

[@combativeThinker]

@@lolasdm6959 “Greater love hath no man than this: that he would lay his life down for his friends.”

[@velveteensallet949]

True men are not afraid to show that they love their homies.

[@ArrangedKarma]

Hearing Sseth go from a calm and monotone demeanour to losing his shit will forever give me life. Thank you for your service Sseth, Merry Christmas

[@solidskullz5736]

He finished talking about the game and then he shows a gif of an obese woman and starts rambling like a mad man

[@moshymosh]

@@solidskullz5736 That was the best part. It was hot asf.

[@512TheWolf512]

Charisma break is the best shit, note it for whenever you actually write anything

[@virescenticious]

Sseth is returning to a level of unhinged not seen for years, it brings a tear to my eye.

[@eiatos]

The ritalin didn't fuel him, it was holding his true power back.

[@crimsonqueen751]

@@eiatos The true rite of ADHD patients. Big Pharma is afraid of our collective power.

[@ChaseWyler]

It's not unhinged if it's true.

[@XBloodyBaneX]

The dev literally made an entire in depth rpg just to remember at the end "Oh, shit! This was supposed to be porn!"

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

the best pron games are the ones that focus on everything but the pron, it´s why Eiyuu Senki is so good

[@cantsaymuch6228]

Same thing happened with the Fate series 😅

[@VoxAstra-qk4jz]

Price for Freedom

[@commisaryarreck3974]

I'd say that reminds me of Sengoku Rance but most of that series is solid RPG or strategy with the occasional reminder of it being a porn game Sengoku is literally one of the best strategy games I've ever played lol

[@98kazer]

@@commisaryarreck3974 I love the gameplay of the rance games but damn do I hate Rance's personality though

[@CaptainGerBear]

I'm the developer of this game. This was really unexpected, but I enjoyed watching your take on this! A really nice way to close out the year. I'm grateful that you chose to spend so much of your time with it, and I hope you were entertained.

[@thecreepers5399]

Your game's a work of art, and you should be proud

[@dlyn799]

holy sht real

[@Tharsix36]

Good game. I still hate what you did to Extracurricular Activities tho 😒 Also ChubPan full version when?

[@asddw4998]

I came to your game

[@Augustoseriq]

You just got yourself a customer for reacting in such a cool way about seth's video hahaha, buying right now!

[@MyJC19]

My boy Sseth killing two birds with one stone humiliating a sponsor and putting out a wholesome message.

[@smartcakes303]

That's what we need these days, shit on scammers and give some love to men

[@evilgibson]

The wholesome message being "Make sure to order more coconut milk from Hello Fresh BECAUSE REAL MONKIES GET IT FOR YOU!"

[@ProfesserLuigi]

@@evilgibson It would have been a selling point before the 20th century.

[@mechanicalmonk2020]

If only he hadn't spent the last 3 years cultivating a toxic audience...

[@evilgibson]

@@mechanicalmonk2020 but who is going to poz all these neg holes?!?

[@wippy9410]

this is the last sponsorship he's ever going to get so we now have to do our part in sustaining Sseth's lifestyle

[@mertarican5456]

Sponsors check the video before it is up they are probably fine with this. EDIT : I had a brainfart lol it is quite obvious the sponsors pulled out sorry bois.

[@HermitBlake]

@@mertarican5456 did you miss the part where they pulled out of the sponsorship? lol

[@kronkwithagun6695]

@@mertarican5456 No they are a scam site so he realized he wasn't gonna get paid, so he just shit on them all video. He literally called them a scam he is not getting paid

[@peergynt6515]

I know of one KZbinr getting sponsored by them, Mark Felton. I think he has a lot in common with Seth. Honestly, both Lord Felton And Lord Seth are doing a fine job regarding the sponsorship. A fine job.

[@Katojana]

Thats the call to become part of the merchants guild!

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

Hearing Sseth laugh is weirdly comforting

[@bigchungus105]

I think it’s the relief of “thank god my humor isn’t broken”

[@oklmao8300]

@@R0ZEN7 he took meds? For what exactly?

[@LordSandwich27]

@@oklmao8300 everything

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

@@oklmao8300 ADHD i think

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

@@wills8656 BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@dovahc816]

This video feels like character development for some reason and honestly I can only respect a man spending 16 minutes humiliating his own sponsor. Amazing video as always.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

They're a scam. Also, they pulled out.

[@dovahc816]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798The sponsor? i already know that but thank you anyway

[@minishadowstorms]

Look if the furry vore platformer did not end him comparatively milk toast barra rpg won't either

[@Hsaelt]

A russki hiding in dania making silly videogame videos is making fun of his scam sponsors. What a sentence.

[@axyz885]

@@Hsaelt lolwut

[@zacharychristy8928]

I legit cannot tell whether Sseth is getting more or less mentally healthy.

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Insane

[@HarverTheSlayer]

Yes. That's the answer. Sseth found clarity in insanity.

[@Rise65487]

unhinged, that's what he's getting more and more. as someone who was diagnotised with ADHD at a young-age, and had to stop taking ritaline because this shit make you efficient but MISERABLE, he's probably gonna feel much more energized and happy about it for a few-years, until the ADHD kick-back in. for now, let's appreciate that he feel good about it and let himself get gradually more insane x)

[@hannibalburgers477]

He is less edgy but more comfortable with his psychopathy

[@KoeiNL]

Sanity is just a circle, if you go to far into any direction you will just circle back to where you came from.

[@HeheICreamed]

"I'm just here to bleed corporations dry." And with that, Sseth became the most effective and honest shill on the planet.

[@jacobweaver4523]

Everyone: How do we fight our corporate overlords? Sseth: From the inside.

[@RookieREX]

i see you also put your favorite creators as your pfp's very cool

[@GFCat]

Sseth breaking character for a second to tell his audience that it's not gay to tell your homies you love them and that it wouldn't matter even if it was gay was the shockingly wholesome year-end message we needed.

[@chill-lady-brook]

Anybody know what track is playing in that part?

[@JayUwU04]

​@Chill lady I don't 👍🍷🐈

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@JayUwU04thank you Kanye, very cool.

[@lilben4184]

Lmao that is not at all what Sseth said. Intimate friendships between men are undermined by the likelihood that one will be perceived as gay, and that's a perception intrinsic to any society where homosexuality isn't illegal. Note that the most gay-unfriendly cultures on the planet, Islamic ones, are cultures where it's very common for men to demonstrate affection by holding hands and kissing one another on the cheek. There's a reason for that - perverts preemptively took our homies from us. Sseth is dogwhistling that we should implement a Final Solution to the male affection question, pardon my Deutsch.

[@JayUwU04]

@Lil Ben idk man sounds like you're a boyliker

[@maltt8715]

“Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend." C.S. Lewis

[@gotgunpowder]

CS Lewis was probably gay lol

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

@@gotgunpowder an example presents itself.

[@w.o.jackson8432]

@@gotgunpowder No-Friend-Haver confirmed.

[@alexfc679]

@@gotgunpowder i'm willing to listen you out, weirdo. give evidence and I might believe it.

[@DerpASherpa117]

@@gotgunpowder woman detected

[@thatsnodildo1974]

Seth just showing us his fetish list

[@toobig7150]

No futanari/incest. Im dissapointed

[@chrisbj5251]

He reveal macrophilia long time ago.

[@dawsonmullis]

Did you not come?

[@lefox7900]

@@toobig7150 not yet

[@milhy6567]

@@toobig7150 no that was on the morrowind review

[@be_that_as_it_may]

Two of my friends took their own lives when I was in my early-mid 20s. The aside that you give at the end about telling your friends that you care hit me hard. You delivered it in a similar cadence to one of my aforementioned friends. Support your bros. It's not gay to care.

[@SsethTzeentach]

we just bottle our shit up until we either explode internally or externally gotta let that false masculine die in a fire like it deserves

[@londonrhodes8706]

@@SsethTzeentach amen

[@jlcdavenport6268]

@@SsethTzeentach I agree, but we also can't replace it with a rejection of masculinity either.

[@be_that_as_it_may]

@@jlcdavenport6268 Right, its about rejecting a false masculinity. You can be masculine and still care deeply for your friends. Supporting someone that you care for is a truly masculine act.

[@richards5855]

@@jlcdavenport6268 obviously. there are qualities we attribute to “masculinity” that are desirable on everyone. Strength. Confidence. Decisiveness. These are qualities that are good in anyone, of any gender. But for some reason we attribute both “weakness” and “being emotional” with femininity. And so we loath the idea of talking to each other, of expressing feelings, of crying. “Can’t cry. God forbid we express an ounce of emotion. That would make us feminine and weak. If you cry or give an ounce of emotional sencerity you’re not a real man. Real men bottle up their emotions to die of stress at the ripe age of 40.” Is it any wonder why we have whole industries preying on insecure men who feel like they’re not masculine enough? That they’re somehow not “real men”? The Tates and Petersons of the world. Is it any wonder, with how we emotionally stunt ourselves, why so many men struggle to find friends? To find partners? How are you supposed to connect to people when the idea of opening up is considered a sign of weakness? How can masculine men be desirable in a relationship when they’re all emotionally stunted as fuck? Do away with the notion that being emotional somehow means you’re not a real man. Do away with the notion that you have to live up to the ideals of emotionally stunted fools to be considered a “real man”. You will find a far better form of masculinity once you do.

[@eaglebeagle4368]

Watching this video with no audio is a rollercoaster ride on its own

[@ffnovice7]

Reminds me of watching MGS4's final fight at the school library computers with no headphones (and therefore no audio) at Royce Hall. For some reason when I rewatched it later, the music and voices just didn't match what was in my mind watching it for the first time in that library sometime between 2007 and 2012

[@EaizePeazy]

With cc? Like DBZ Abridged "Canadian English"?

[@eaglebeagle4368]

No, no CC or anything. Just the visual stuff

[@jontronbodypillow3830]

I tried it. Its surreal.

[@josepena7845]

Seth's laughter is just precious.

[@DisDatK9]

When paired with the extreme homoeroticism it gives me the ultimate confusion erection

[@iller3]

...the purest of christmas gifts

[@KreuzDrache]

How many times has he laughed like that? It honestly felt so genuine this time.

[@montanarose4622]

Every time I hear Sseth not playing his straight-faced character, I get a bit more parasocial.

[@dasji2]

This is like the first time I hear him Genuinely laugh, caught me off guard and i started to laugh

[@mshark8246]

I have never seen sseth break character so much I love it

[@nit-Inundate]

I think it's because the editor just let those appear in the cuts

[@Arcolyte13]

@@nit-Inundate whatever the reason, I definitely appreciate it.

[@landrylongacre6391]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_DwarvesI thought he stopped streaming

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

@@landrylongacre6391 He did, but the vods live on.

[@SanzuRiver]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves immunology lecture is peak

[@fallentitan9811]

I know Established Titles are all lord and scam artists, but honestly the fact they were/are brave/stupid enough to let Seth of all people advertise for them is an idea.

[@solidhyrax]

Nah, they dropped it due to "market risk" He kept it inside to make fun of them.

[@ceepert2153]

Didnt he say they pulled out?

[@just1it1moko]

@@solidhyrax risky move on his behalf lets hope they're not prone to sue for defamation.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Are they really a scam tho? Its a novelty gift, not a legally binding contract with the state. Or are they doing other things as well?

[@rnglillian8081]

@TheSaviorOfSouls it is just a novelty gift, but through their advertising, they make it seem like through a legal loophole, you are legally getting that title. They're like the poster child of deceptive advertising.

[@MisogynyMan]

Sseth, some important tips about sponsors. 1. Don't accept sponsorships unless they agree to pay you per ad before release. Certainly don't do a second ad before they pay for the previous one. If they can't do this, they are not a serious company. 2. Talk openly with other creators about how much they get paid, you may be getting shafted. They will give you less then you are worth if they think they can. 3. Contact the company directly and ask if your contact is legit. You may be going through an agent that takes a cut without you knowing about it. Maybe you get 3000 bucks for an ad and think that's good, but really it was 7000 and the agent took 4000 without telling you. I forgot what the rest was.

[@StrikeWarlock]

This is not the first time he got scammed by a sponsor. ExpressVPN screwed him over before, he's just advertising for them now because they came back because he was just too popular and they ended up resolving it.

[@j-hackhammer6078]

i will remember this, thank you for your service

[@Metaretru]

For some reason i'm so glad that we're seeing Sseth letting loose, smiling M'beke, laughing between script, and i hope Sseth is happy too letting loose like that.

[@testpleaseignore]

This is why I love Seth you can tell how much effort he puts into all of his content. The sponsor pulled out and he still wanted to include the sponsor segment at the very end because you can tell that he put a lot of effort into it as always

[@joevile240]

Remember to use code: Ssethscam

[@wnyduchess]

Less cool considering the sponsor is literally a scam company lmaoo

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@wnyduchess Its very likely sseth knew they were going to pull out and did it anyway for the joke. He hasn't done any sponsors before outside of warthunder, he's pure patreon/merchant guild funded.

[@testpleaseignore]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme and the VPN company

[@Thomas-yf1ve]

I love how sseth takes this seemingly obscene game to be wholesome and genuine. As someone who played this game, thats basically how the game was too!

[@unlimitedpower1385]

Can confirm: I do tell the homies that I care for them and it does make things better

[@CarlosRoyalTiger]

Exactly. Appreciate your bro(s).

[@27182818284590452354]

Men don't cry for help, but they still need it. Support your bros without a prompt. Free your love from exploitation by merchants and degenerates.

[@MrSergayfgtxd]

my mom told during a car ride while we were talking about how my alcoholic dad wasn't responding to any1 for two days that the only thing she basically did to help him cope and get over his addiction was "to drink a little and save the rest for later". I love learning that my life got ruined in such happy and wholesome ways x3

[@Raichiyu]

I see Daddy gave you good advice

[@r0br33r]

@@MrSergayfgtxd You were retarded right out the gate, no wonder he drinks

[@MrSergayfgtxd]

@@r0br33r dude, my sister is vegan, retardness is in our blood, it just shows up in different symptoms

[@blipboigilgamesh7865]

Fascist "Merchants and degenerates" really? Fuck off. Maybe you're not depressed just because you're afraid of acting gay in front of your "homies"

[@AestheticCapybara]

Established Titles' Head of Endorsement watching this video, realizing the management bullet he just dodged.

[@zoiberg1996]

Isn't it a scam to begin with?

[@jennareynolds1403]

Yeah

[@frds_skce]

Established Titles was already doomed to begin with

@@zoiberg1996 they even changed the site many times now due to videos calling it a scam and now they are going with "it's a gag gift, nobody would believe you actualy becomes a lord and actualy owns land"

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@ do they not know the wayback machine exists?

[@DoofFing]

You can tell Sseth has been guzzling the Yakuza lately and I love it

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

The editor. Not Sseth

[@dmitrisemenoff6455]

@@EminemLovesGrapes um he called his main character kazuma kiryu?

[@Casshio]

@@dmitrisemenoff6455 And even dressed him up and made him an alleged traitor. Lovely details.

[@WomanSlayer-69]

Sad that he didn’t make majima to make the ultimate gay couple duo

[@frds_skce]

@@EminemLovesGrapes Sseth has editor?

[@Darluk]

You had me at "7 foot tall orc GF". Please keep making videos where you break into weeping laughter at your own jokes, they make me so happy 😆

[@d1g1beastpr1me7]

Ah yes, a merchant of some intellect I see

[@jffry890]

Amazonian muscle girls yes please

[@OffscreenkillVA]

For real

[@WiseOwl_1408]

​@@jffry890ever try just to be gay? Why pretend?

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

​@@WiseOwl_1408ah yes tall muscle woman or just a guy, truly the same thing.

[@bravo-kilo230]

I have never seen Seth break character this much. It is hilarious

[@SnoutBaron]

It's nice once in a while but I hope this isn't the new aesthetic going forward.

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

@@user-gs1hh8nj7oIt’s funny because in the beginning of the video he was talking about people hating on self-improvement

[@USERsubject0]

He probably started watching Max0r's content after collabing with him a few times and realized that can actually add to the comedy of some lines

[@SnoutBaron]

@🌸 𝐄𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 🌸 Arguing like a baboon, sweet. You mean his style of video that made him as popular and big as he is now. Pretty rtrded to change that now.

[@SnoutBaron]

@@Top_Hat_Walrus Self-improvement IRL has nothing to do with changing the style of posting meme reviews, a style that got him to where he is now.

[@knightornstein5902]

Sseth has gone fully off the meds and is now speaking from the heart. It's been a whiplash of an experience, but I'm glad to have been following your channel all these years. For real though tell your homies that you care.

[@digarak]

​@@cloudycolacorp isnt seth the "doktor" 🤣

[@nanovox9418]

Cringe inhibitors man the furry community could use some of those >-

[@nanovox9418]

Also the levels of sus are unfathomable

[@AriesDusk]

Sobering message about men's mental health. It was powerful to hear him talk about it even if it made him a little uncomfortable, the cuts of him laughing being left in were a nice touch too. I've been watching sseth's videos for a long time now I guess, and I still rewatch his league stuff when I'm nostalgic. I just felt strangely grateful, that he still makes these videos and they still feel so enjoyable. I guess I feel like I've always took this channel for granted, but I was always grateful that even when things were awful the voice and humor of these videos gave me a place to escape for a bit. Anyway Merry Xmas everyone love you guys.

[@duplicate8297]

@@garetheckley7018 ?

[@Archtew]

Yeah it was weird actually hearing his laugh but its more human.

[@thomasdawe1837]

please stop forcing me to confront the fact that sseth is not an african memewarlord but an actual human being

[@Girthbrooks715]

Sseth breaking character and showing a fraction of humanity by laughing shows he’s actually off his meds. Good vibes I enjoyed it

[@polkjmsb]

hearing sseth break character and laugh is actually amazingly refreshing and hilarious

[@wojciechjamiokowski2885]

Like, he was having fun

[@r0br33r]

It's so cringe to see how sheltered and social-arded you permanent internet dwellers are. Why do you even get out of bed to experience basic human emotions while staring at a screen?

[@DBDenzz]

@@wojciechjamiokowski2885 unironically named Wojak, lmao

[@Aovelius]

@@DBDenzz Nah hes just a polak

[@Jajalaatmaar]

The only world premiere I care about.

[@wealthybone2990]

Agreed it's a blessing to witness this.

[@solidskullz5736]

Daddy African warlord sseth is about to hit us with some more high quality gamer content while showing us a gif of an obese woman and losing more and more of his mind as the video goes on

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

Praise toucan

[@whatevenareusernamesanymor7715]

@@moshymosh My question is. Sauce?

[@dkaratas]

seriously tho, I need a link for that gif

[@wackpendejo3000]

@@dkaratas seek jesus

[@moshymosh]

@@dkaratas I've been trying to find it myself.

[@miloother3661]

It was your message at the end of your video that made me reach out to my friends and my life has been much better. Best advice

[@ZackofSpades]

I love how Sseth's editor is keen on leaving in his laugh-breaks mid-line. It makes me wonder how many times Sseth has cracked up at his own jokes before but cut those takes to keep up the jovial masochism of his usual monotone.

[@theprimetyme0451]

If you check out his old streams he would crack up for minutes over a dumb joke he found amusing 😂

[@andrewnicon]

I don't really like it. I prefer him to be portrayed as some kind of non-human agent of chaos.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@andrewnicon a true non-human agent of chaos would suddenly cackle for a full minute, refuse to explain what they found funny and continue with what they were doing.

[@t_y8274]

As long as we still have the usual monotone statements I like it. This video is a bit more underedited pace wise though, I never had to pause to read anything really

[@wnyduchess]

@@andrewnicon u can bounce then bucko

[@Bohnant]

Sseth is truly irreplaceable. I'm happy that his channel has grown so much in those long years and I hope he doesn't neglect his well-being - if only because, without him, KZbin would never be the same. Happy Holidays, stay safe.

[@Boa796]

+1 for the wholesome paragraph -1 for "holiday" instead of Christmas

[@Fullmetalsoup]

"Large men punching each other to compressed power metal is peak literature" I absolutely agree to this while I'm sitting here in a Blind Guardian shirt and Beast in Black hoodie.

[@5uperM]

@@discountskeletor3326 Breedst

[@Kirkenburer74]

BLIND GUARDIAN RUUUUUULES

[@onewingedangel2479]

>Blind Guardian Truly a cultured man.

Beast in Black

[@randomcultist398]

what's your furaffinity nickname

[@umbra9472]

9:02 hearing Sseth break character due to his own joke has restored a bit of my humanity.

[@randomcultist398]

bros hear me out it's not gay if you cover it in innumerable layers of irony

[@rb98769]

Yeah! I just play it ironically haha

[@Xbalanque84]

Wait, then what does imply for Drew Pickles?

[@AB0BA_69]

Bros, can I raise my testosterone by having a stronger man cummy in my bummy?

[@__-tp4tm]

Is it possible to romance women in that game tho? Don't know, but that would probably make it way more appealing rather than having absolitely none.

[@howdypartner8326]

@@__-tp4tm You can't actually get laid in-game with anyone, at least as far as I know, and the highest form of intimacy you'll share with another outcast of society is them confiding in you/being friendly by a campfire (this is one sequence, and there are no follow-ups I could find). Followed by a thanks and a pretty basic accessory named InsertName's Bond (it's always Lucky and has Lifeguard). This process is one you can repeat with any recruit regardless of race, sex, intelligence, etc. That's about it though. Friends and homies. I figured since you could craft a Diamond Ring that maybe there was a way to get engaged/marry a recruit, even if it's just a box of generic text followed by minor bonuses when questing with said recruit. But no, apparently. It's more of a "Escaping Prison Island with Fantasy Homies" simulator than any sort of dating game. You _can_ help other characters (NPCs) in their... matters of love, though. Bring two other people together, maybe.

[@yreva5454]

I bought this game when he streamed it and picked the "forced cuddler" as his crime, great game.

[@toolatetothestory]

Of COURSE he would

[@rizkyyulianto54]

Where did he stream it?

[@demetritek]

Wait he still streams ?

[@solidhyrax]

@@demetritek No. It was like a few weeks that he streamed and then he stopped.

[@solidhyrax]

@@rizkyyulianto54 On youtube, but I know there is an archive of the stream over on bitchute.

[@whitephosphorusmilkshake]

sincerest congratulations for climbing out of the pit, you're the boss and you've done a service to your soul. it's incredibly tough but you're a role model to so many. best christmas wishes, king

[@olegoleg258]

Question: what did I miss? Because of the pit part

[@lucktyluke5580]

Wow never thought I'd hear Sseth get so real but 11:06 really hit me hard. Sometimes we find inspiration and help from where we least expect it. Today, it was Sseth who reminded me to be better 🤣🤣

[@Lord_Malkior]

I really appreciate the seemingly recent inclusions of Sseth breaking out into laughter, even for a second or two. It helps me cope with how amazingly absurd these review videos can get.

[@adamfrisk956]

@griffy ye Begone, ruffian!

[@turnoverhd435]

Sseth is doing an excellent job holding back my psychopathic tendencies

[@PyReDZN]

​@chaduserforrealfuck off retard your spam channel isnt even funny

[@AveSicarius]

The man gladly pays for our sin's. He embraces the madness so we can see the light through him and pretend to retain some degree of normalcy in this strange plane they call the "World".

[@GarkKahn]

Then he failed as a youtuber, his objective is to let it loose

[@Tacoinhalo117]

That section of personal talk from Sseth was a nice change of pace and very heartfelt and genuine. Thank you Sseth

[@voidtremor6329]

I agree! It was unexpected but I really appreciated it. The comments section so far has been pretty chill too. I hope he can continue to remain somewhat positive.

[@pillcosby9790]

Sseth has always been a Wholesome 100 heckin Keanu Chungusurino. You can see it in his streams he did for that one crytpo streaming site.

[@RedKincaid]

The first 30 seconds of this are genuinely great advice for enjoying what you enjoy without letting other people ruin it for you for no reason

[@Lezarddd]

Sseth breaking character and genuinely laughing over and over is a true Christmas gift.

[@MeatMonsterMan]

Him laughing during the streams was the best thing, Seth's laugh could cure cancer.

[@shakes5847]

That was a legitimately sweet ending.

[@toolatetothestory]

Ikr? I hereby send some love and appreciation to you, fellow gaming enthusiast :3 Have a merry Christmas!

[@wayfa13]

@@toolatetothestory

[@sureokk]

I just texted my bro

[@1000niggawatt]

*Illegitimately sweet

[@velveteensallet949]

To love your homies without reservation, that is the mark of true manhood. I have never met any of you, but I hope you guys have a good time this Christmas.

[@planetbob6703]

The sponsor at the end was amazing. Too bad they bailed out... No idea why they would!

[@OrgusDin]

agree sounded like a really good scam

[@velveteensallet949]

They deserve everything Sseth did and more. God bless this man.

[@theawkwardpotato264]

Every time I hear Seth laugh, it makes me happy that he's enjoying himself.

[@dedrereads1474]

There's a really good video out there about how Aragorn is the epitome of masculinity, in that he can kick butt and clean up shop when he needs to and is always trying to improve himself as a person and his skills, but also openly cares deeply about his friends and loved ones, and also can balance the more delicate stuff like kindly but firmly turning down someone else who's interested in him because he's good, thanks. I think that's along the same lines of what you're talking about. Everyone should just be more like Aragorn, and I mean men and ladies; just be Aragorn. Everybody can be more like Aragorn.

[@r0br33r]

The fact that you actually think women have it in themselves to "be Aragorn" just shows how locked in your permavirgin status is

[@themarlboromandalorian]

You're not wrong.

[@andrewnicon]

Yeah I'm not gonna learn to be a man from a book about a midget delivering jewelry

[@lucascoval828]

@@cloudycolacorp A male who shows emotions. Groundbreaking.

[@Kirkenburer74]

I'm not half immortal via my age. I'll pass and just not be a cunt

[@Basedologist]

Every year I watch sseth he gets exponentially more based. I fear we are approaching critical mass, gentlemen

[@zachdavis8251]

I never thought I would see confronting toxic masculinity be described as “based”, but I’m totally here for it.

[@sergio4660]

@@zachdavis8251 he said it for his anti-semitism

[@superheriber27]

@@zachdavis8251 Go back

[@zeronikku3549]

Bold of you to assume that Sseth has an upper limit like the rest of us mere mortals.

[@ordice6317]

There's nothing like hearing Sseth's earnest laughter. Stay safe King.

[@JF-xj3cu]

it's been a year but still , this monologue at @11:15 hits like a bullet. literally wiping tears out of my face. gonna tell my bro what he means to me now.

[@kareshy6549]

Hey hey Sseth, person here. Your speech about being more open as a path to more happiness is completely correct from my perspective. While I have never personally subscribed to the idea of being stoic or emotionally withdrawn, there was a time in my life where I became increasingly bitter and isolated due to a variety of circumstances. Even now many years later it pains me to think of the daily misery I put myself through. While recovery and happiness was far from a single change or moment of clarity, I can say with confidence that much of the happiness I have today comes from being significantly more open with my feelings toward those I love and care for. Love, romantic or platonic, is an enriching experience, and it need not be limited to one person in one way. It is further all the more enriching when expressed. It's not every day, it's not all the time, but as often as it feels right to do I make sure to tell the people I like that I like them, and that they are good and I am proud of them. I do this for entirely selfish reasons, as it makes me do the serotonin on a scale not even Gacha can compete with. I highly recommend it as a life policy. That said, I hope you and your viewers have a wonderful holiday season. You weird, weird man.

[@quantumhawk806]

Bottling up is something that way too many men including me do.

[@hughwotmeight2453]

Skill issue

[@Lordodragonss]

Very happy that many men are opening nowadays. My dad has problems because he never speak up to my mother.

[@monsterfurby]

TIL the commentary section of Sseth's videos offers better life advice than some psychotherapists. Came for the thoroughly inappropriate lulz, left with an important realization about life.

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Stocism is still a good trait in a man. If it is bad for you then you have done it wrong, it is not about bottleing up, it is about not being controlled by your emotions, rather you are the one in control of them. Being open with your gratitude and love for people is positive though but do not be too eager to share negative emotions with a woman (unless it is a relative I guess) there are many stories about men opening up about their feeling to their parters and getting dumped by them shortly after. If there is something you must get of your chest tell a brother. This is just some advice that I’ve heard, been sloppy with putting it into practice myself but I will get there.

[@CaptainPrincess]

I was not expecting Sseth to come out swinging with the real feels

[@Dude-vq3oe]

I liked Sseth’s breaks in character in here along with the message of it’s ok to tell your male homies that you deeply care about them(maybe even love them).

[@DerpASherpa117]

"Thralls are essentially unpaid interns...but for life." Ah, so that's where 4chan's janitorial team comes from.

[@Morty143]

4:53 this is the most emotion I ever saw Sseth showing

[@GranularClouds]

This man's humor is staying the same, yet, somehow gets better and better. Thank you, Sseth.

[@hiho9149]

It might be that everything else is getting worse and it seems better in comparison.

[@wolffang489]

It's aging like a fine spirit.

[@Brother_Aniki]

This world didn't deserve Aniki, and we are ever so slightly darker without him.

[@Jiggllips]

The rare time Sseth gets a bit serious and shows actual feelings makes my heart kinda warm. I imagine it's what it feels like when your father says he's proud of you, and that he won't use the belt tonight

[@Mariodash23]

It feels more like to me the crazy homeless bum giving helpful and supportive advice to somebody at their low point. It's unexpected, kinda scary, but overall helpful and appreciated.

[@nepspartan-7597]

6:05 POV: you're a newly hired lobcorp agent facing down Mountain of Smiling Bodies on your first day

[@セキウン]

Sseth lost composure 3 times in one video, that's gotta be a new record.

[@Quarataia]

You know the game is great when the content creator broke character several times. Also, yeah, let's invade Iceland. Update: Alright guys, we have a 3-1 force ratio, as said by a fellow soldier, the invasion is currently being planned. Update 2: The first stage of the invasion was successful, over 500 soldiers have infiltrated Iceland through the holidays, with other 300 arriving by the new year's eve.

[@TheStilf]

206 people agree with this so far. 44 more and we can match their forces!

[@Quarataia]

@@TheStilf And we now have equal forces. Let's see if we can get twice for better chances.

[@Skyte100]

Yeah fuck Iceland. Lets rename it Greenland and not change Greenlands name.

[@Kuba_K]

@@Quarataia remember for succesful invasion you need minimum 3-1 force ratio

[@Quarataia]

@@Kuba_K True, we already have double, let's go for triple.

[@reddeath707]

The segment at the end where he was talking about truly caring for your friends/loved ones was 100 percent accurate. It's nice here and there when Seth lets the mask slip a bit. Seems like a solid lad in and out of KZbin.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Sometimes we need to be reminded of these things... God knows I do! I'd thank the guy myself if I ever met him!

[@TheUbercharger]

Let's go! Merry christmas merchants guild

[@tielknight6873]

Hey Hey People, Merry Christmas.

[@aunnamedinternetuser9362]

Don't you mean happy holocaust

[@krovlood]

I love how he cracks up at certain phrases like "breedable"

[@drewbocop]

I don't, it makes him sound like every other KZbin kid commentator that pops up overnight and suddenly collects 100k subs

[@nerath639]

@@drewbocop mimimimi

[@krovlood]

@@drewbocop I guess, I was won over due to the rarity of such behavior

[@Fandirek]

6:29 Sseth's mock german accent is the stuff of nightmares. Truly wonderful.

[@adam1984pl]

Subtitles says: You need to acquire more labens realm. LMAO.

[@Tobiichi]

To all my homies in real life, and all my homies also rewatching Sseth videos on repeat for some ungodly reason: I love you man, keep it up, you got this.

[@SirusDiarota]

I think there's a moment in one's life when you read a line in the script and think "What am I doing?" Real men say fuck it and continue anyway.

[@dangerface300]

Eventually you just have to start ignoring the voices before you can hope to live a healthy, functional life. Which voices, you ask? The voices *they* can hear too. It's not conformity, it's collective delusion and I'm *not* going to let them work out that I've caught on... this time.

[@eugenedmarchenko]

Man, this moment has been already experienced a long time ago... have you seen the video for Evenicle?..

[@serencefrostbite3362]

@@eugenedmarchenko never invoke the name of the forbidden video ever again

[@LocustxXxLocust]

Well, once the celling light started speaking to me. That was 10 years ago now.

[@AveSicarius]

@@dangerface300 Collective delusion? Or Eldritch Beings composed entirely of figments of human imagination? You can't trick a being with a billion imagined eyes and knowledge of every fetish known to man (and wo-man). Embrace the voice's, listen intently, and give in to the lunacy that is societal expectation, for only in this madness does communion with the Dark One's begin. Conformthulu is real, and it's coming for you.

[@MrDeathbyzombies]

I would not be where I am today without my friends looking out for me. I love those guys so much. I owe each of them an impossible debt. Thank you Sseth for this lovely upload. Merry Christmas.

[@ayylmao2190]

SSeth is Jewish, we expect 10$ sent to the Soros Open Societies Foundation as recompense for this egregious error

[@Reversecurse125]

Finally a video that all us bosses of this gym can relate to.

[@1000niggawatt]

yea, smartass!

[@MALICEM12]

Nice to see Sseth back to his old insanity

[@Koupip]

that ending statement hit deep sseth, i have watched a few homies sink into alcohol and drugs in my life thinking that it would make the pain of existance less bad but we all know that's not true and now they are lost, having to cut out one of your friend because you know they are sinking you with them is awful, never forget to tell your homies you love them since you can never truly know how they feel inside especially in today's climate that makes emotion seem like they are unatural and should be kept hidden. thank you for the video sseth merry christmas and happy new year, see you in 2023 hopefully the year where thing stop being so awful

[@infiniminer7677]

you make a good point, i will tell the few homies i have in my life that I appreciate their presence and I'd be in a much darker place without them. merry christmas sseth

[@lukoscreyden]

Its always a good day when my favourite political role model uploads some cursed new content on youtube. Bless you, Sseth. I hope you are keeping well. Also, what he says is true. Offer love and support to your bro's. Fuck social expectations and stereotypes. Real Kings take care of their people. (Yes that sounded cringe but fuck its true.)

[@Negniwret]

No. The entire concept of cringe is in your head. Purge it, be happier.

[@tamukih119]

thats the hardest line ive heard all year, nice one my man

[@SirBalageG]

fuck the cringe man, I say kiss-kiss to my homies on the phone, we ain't gay, we just love each other, tho I'm not sleeping with my ass towards them lol

[@Hamanito]

@@Negniwret everything is in our head. Doesnt make the second hand embarassment any less real

[@KomboEzaliTe]

"Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes."

[@J0NW31R]

11:00 was a pretty wholesome and relatable speech, I wish as a guy that showing compassion for my fellow men wasn’t considered awkward on a societal level.

[@AverageMichaelJordans]

I've thoroughly enjoyed these couple minutes of Sseth trying to keep a straight face

[@MegaMrMinecraft1]

My favorite thing about this video is how Sseth was finding it impossible to keep his typical stoic persona up and just broke down into laughter more than twice at the very least.

[@OfficialDJSoru]

My guess is Lifeless, the new writer he got wrote those and he didn't check them before recording. If my belief is right, then those laughs are the most genuine ones.

[@maciejbala477]

if you watch some of his older videos with friends, he actually laughs a lot around them, probably more than an average person. I guess it just sounds better in a video when he doesn't, but i suspect he has to try really hard not to haha

[@skeletonking2501]

It's jarring and yet I like it. Maybe it's because laughing is contagious.

[@BBasiliscus]

never expected sseth to: -laugh -give me the positive reassurance I need right now thanks man.

[@lv1543]

Watch his streams

[@SleepWalkerWW]

What a brutally honest gigachad you are Sseth. I admire your ad integrations almost as much as I admire your gaming videos.

[@kea7119]

I played Bastard Bond YEARS ago. It was great. It is still great and it will remain a great game. ^-^

[@Thermalfusi0n]

YEARS ago? Wow you're badass !!!

[@rando5638]

I'll be honest, I've had this sitting in my library for about four years and barely touched it beyond the tutorial zone. Would never have thought it'd take our favourite warlord of all people to get me to take another look, but I've got no right to complain considering that I'm now playing it in earnest and having a lot more fun than I had any right to expect.

[@tsuna666]

Same. The fucking jrpg joke had me in stitches 😆

[@fallingintime]

Pirated a while ago. It's a great game. Was to embarrassed to purchase and keep on my steam library though 😅

[@kea7119]

@@thotslayer9914 I am not. But then again it's 2023 in a couple hours. What would it change? I'd still be alone and miserable anyway. xD

[@Matt_the_pirate]

Damn, I didn't expect Sseth to talk about healthy masculinity and mental health but I really fucking appreciate he did. Take care y'all, it is perfectly normal and healthy to show feelings, and it does not take away from your masculinity at all. Thanks Sseth, and happy holidays to you too

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Depends on the feelings. Love and gratitude are very good to show and express. But if a man shares negative emotions with his woman it can end badly for him. Despite the fact that plenty of women say they want men to open up they don’t find emotionally volatile men very attractive, that is one of many reasond stocism is a good male trait

[@Matt_the_pirate]

@@Top_Hat_Walrus that's what the culture of toxic masculinity conditioned these women to perceive as attractive. I personally know many women, queer men and non-binary folk who value the ability to process and be honest with one's emotions.

[@seandephillips6213]

This is so homosexual and weird. I love it. I may play just because the systems and the meme. Every game I've played because of Sseth has been great. Don't knock it till you try it as they say

[@baraka629]

True, some do have steep learning curves tho.

[@AB0BA_69]

Does this game have any hereto sex? Or is it all gaiiii?

[@TheMsr47gaming]

I do subscribe to the belief "Don't knock untill you've tried it" I did how ever find it hard to walk the day after.

[@Okxyd]

"the systems and the memes"... riiiiight... 😏

[@AB0BA_69]

@@Okxyd Bro, just because I can find other bros attractive or aesthetic does not mean I wanna efff them D:

[@drdank_phd9147]

"Funny, gay sex Baldur's gate". Ah, you mean Baldur's gate 3?

[@YurificationTrademark]

That monologue near the end was heartwarming. It's good that after all those MG incidents you're still trying to stay positive, helps me out as well. Thanks Sseth, Happy Christmas.

[@Lotvk]

mg?

[@sanitykeeper_2395]

@@Joe32553 what incidents?

[@Steve_Johnson_]

What incidents?

[@Lotvk]

@@Joe32553 damn, did they stop funding and bankrolling these videos?

[@YurificationTrademark]

@@Joe32553 goes deeper than that. It goes from complaints about head jannie to full-blown doxxing on both Sseth and the head jannie. There's been various versions of MGs JUST because of the people on general being dickwads

[@daddyespressodepresso2207]

Hearing Seth break character to laugh at his own jokes is a rare gift indeed.

[@daskaffeetschal8635]

Dear seth, you bring joy in many people’s hearts and much entertainment. I hope you are doing well in the dark times of winter/ your mind. Really appreciated the call to genuinely talk to your friends; that you like them and are thankful for their existence. There comes a point for everyone when they would like to hear that Best of Luck in this world, a fan of your videos.

[@kevinrafael2318]

6:05 Sseth you've been hinting Lobotomy Corporation for quite a while I think it's about time you make one about it

[@svenneumann2816]

I'm currently in the hospital after a "surprise" surgery, so this notification came at the perfect time, since the opiates don't actually feel nice. Thank you sseth and merry christmas. P.S. tell your homies you love them.

[@zachdavis8251]

Sseth’s videos are much better for pain relief than opiates. I wish you a speedy recovery, fellow internet stranger.

[@svenneumann2816]

@@zachdavis8251 the opiates work well enough for pain relief, but apparently I'm one of the few people who feel sick instead of just high. Thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it.

[@magmat0585]

​@@svenneumann2816 Hope you feel better, the holidays are a hell of a time to be put out of commission.

[@velveteensallet949]

Hope you recover swiftly and have some enjoyment with your family and friends.

[@svenneumann2816]

@@magmat0585 it's not exactly fun, but everyone is really nice. thank you.

[@PlasturTheCaster]

It’s nice to hear sseth laugh. Good stuff as always dear warlord

[@runecowman]

Guys take care of yourselves and find someone you can open up to, even if it's a therapist. If what you are doing now isn't working try something else, k can't promise it will get better but it can suck less. Stay strong kings, we're going to make it!

[@NorwegianNoLife]

Hopefully this means more frequent uploads. Genuinely one of my favorite channels

[@Tir33nts343]

sseth is so ironic that he is unironic and now has a thing for big burly men

[@ticklemytoesjohnson]

being bisexual truly is a blessing

[@Foogi9000]

Same

[@Foogi9000]

@@ticklemytoesjohnson Absolutely, strong dom mommy waifus and big bears of men equally make me down bad. Bless bisexuality it's pretty based

[@tunja7162]

​@@Foogi9000 my brother in Christ, I'm sorry but that's just being gay twice.

[@Foogi9000]

@@tunja7162 I don't care.

[@Silverbolt0953]

I wonder if Seth has played any of the Yakuza games. If not, he should. They're pretty fun.

[@GoodNegative]

Sure looks like he has

[@GarkKahn]

If he makes a video he needs to call himself sseth-chan

[@eggumeggu]

This video looks like the outcome of a Yakuza binge

[@dovakinsteve9517]

@@GarkKahn He did his intro in japanese in one of his videos after he said it in english(I can’t remember which video as I am typing this though). He didn’t say Sseth-chan but that might be as close as it gets.

[@grimeyes]

@@GarkKahnI can already hear it: Hey Hey People Seth Chan here.

[@megcomb8838]

Just hearing Sseth's little giggles is enough of a fantastic christmas present

[@AlanStryman]

4:45 I realized sseth is a real person and not the voice in my head