SSS: Self Suck Saturday Ep #37: Sketch Tournament Finals - 5/22/2021

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[@bekkamanson8849]

Going through and rewatching some old SSS tonight. RIP Trevor. We love you.

[@zacrusk5274]

It’s a nice thing to do from time to time, I’m right here with ya 🪆👅

[@erjo2567]

1:51:40

[@clairefaulkner2603]

I feel like Darren was so quiet in the beginning of the streams and he's really blossomed and seems to be having a blast with this, he's so sweet.

[@evellis4495]

I could listen to Trevor explaining memes excruciatingly slowly all day long.

[@olekalashnikov]

Welcome back lunar elephant or whoever is uploading these again. You've been sorely missed 🤧🙏

[@michaelchristof2959]

Seriously what was with the draught?

[@olekalashnikov]

@@michaelchristof2959 I believe the uploader (lunar elephant) went on vacation

[@michaelchristof2959]

@@olekalashnikov oh okay gotcha.

[@classoforion]

Darren edits and uploads the vods but he has been on vacation

[@classoforion]

DARREN is lunar elephant lol

[@SpiceBear]

my mood is stabilized by this

[@wwb2081]

Sometimes you don't know what you got till it's gone 🙏

[@Wetknees]

Lol what? This channel disappearing for weeks at a time?

[@JesusHComedy]

@@Wetknees Exactly.

[@gregerfulgerman7802]

;-;

[@wr7662]

Yep.

[@AyQueChiquita]

Oh cool Darren! I'm actually drinking an Aha now. I love the ones with caffeine, especially the black tea and mango one. Also, it's weird watching these since I wasn't all caught up before hearing about Trevor's passing. So it still doesn't feel like he's actually gone yet. I'll miss that guy a lot.

[@tarynmestek9189]

“To Long Island, to Long Island, to Long Island” Every time I go back home and visit my family, I know who to blame for all the dead babies.

[@Hotcodservedwarmly]

Honestly, the most relatable a human fun has been brought to me by you guys - still keeping me joyful and sane, years after lockdown! You're perfectly hilarious and smart, all of you. Let's go to fucking Mars, Dolllickers. GFYSDL

[@blacksheepmartialarts9595]

Always falling asleep to SSS :,(

[@mac9983]

SO GLAD DARREN CUT A RUG AS DOUG FOR US.

[@CrimsonLolita_]

I have never been more jealous of an animation studio than hearing about the virtual joystick

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

I love the "Thats just the THX Logo" Intro. It's perfect, and a great tribute.

[@Blindbarber699]

The music part in courtroom stripper with all the whistles and hoots kills me everytime. The last whistle is so cartoony it’s like out of a 1920s burlesque club

[@hardspumoni6940]

Finally thank you! I don't want anything to do with Twitch. This is the only way I can watch it.

[@trent_k]

I think you mean the only way you *choose* to watch it haha, but yeah it is nice to be able to watch them on KZbin as well

[@hardspumoni6940]

@@trent_k Okay Karen.

[@trent_k]

@@hardspumoni6940 they keep the replays up twitch, so you don’t have to watch them live. If you wanna wait until they get uploaded here, that’s fine, it’s your choice :)

[@snafu700]

@@trent_k little known fact you can only go on twitch if your iq is below 80

[@pocketthefool1728]

I still can't believe you guys put my Modest Mouse meme on your Twitch Stream ❤️

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

Woah

[@mikerotch8375]

Trevor rocking that early 2000's Margera hair

[@lilfemto]

thank you vod guy i love you

[@BP9000]

I feel like a heroin addict that after months finally got his next hit. Thanks uploader!

[@bradivany7008]

Wow that commentary looked like it was awesome

[@shameyaeger1795]

You beautiful bastard! May we all sacrifice our 1st borns in praise of the slightly less than triumphant return of the whitest adults we've ever known.....also thank you dude for coming back to the grace of god and delivering the gospel once more.

[@DONKMCLEAN]

PRAISE THE HIPPO WE'RE BACK BOYS!

[@kendalladams7062]

So glad these are back too

[@low60000]

1:31:30 lmao i never noticed Darren trying to hand his glass to Trevor during the sexy sister sketch, his panic is amazing

[@JesusHComedy]

Horses Love Stegasauruses was cheated!!! Change my mind 😂

[@luckyxcat]

Yes mommy want selfsuck VODS KEEP EM COMIN BROTHER YES YES

[@Zeldaftw]

OMG THEY UPLOADED SOMETHING

[@emilychampagne4751]

You guys rock. Please stop making me laugh to the point where...

[@aaronlea9559]

Thanks Derek

[@anderswl916x2]

The boys are back!! Wow Zac

[@tahirravat131]

Wow, I thought they were dead

[@octavefuzz.]

They're live on twitch almost every day

[@tahirravat131]

@@xvvxvvxvvx yea this comment aged poorly :(

[@tonywords6713]

Its so sad hearing them saying MARS will be out by next year then looking at the date and it was like four years ago

[@Mejayy]

Why did they cut the vod at 53:10?

[@stilesna123]

We back baby bring it in.

[@erjo2567]

The story behind "Old Folks Home" was interesting

[@jynnf6864]

It made me so sad to see chat be so mean to Allegra :( she was in chat and she saw all of it. I hope they bring her back for a show [maybe the flagship!!!]this guest was awesome, but there was no need to be mean! dollickers b nice

[@wkukVODS]

She's a mod now!

[@residentevil4freek]

@@FTJan yass queen slay

[@allegra6939]

@@wkukVODS AND I’m crushing it! ;) lol thank you, Jennifer! I’m totally okay with people not liking me, that’s totally valid! But I agree, there’s no need to compare fans, any of us, because we’re all different in our own ways :) have a wonderful week!!!

[@allegra6939]

@@FTJan I’ve only been a mod for 2 weeks or so, I gotta slowly build up my power and then abuse it ;) lolol thank you!

[@INTRO173]

@@allegra6939 You rock!!

[@cyrisssmith8830]

Just finished Trevors Show with his sister and then finished what I was doing when it ended. Hopped on here, glad to see this video.

[@andracatheduckking257]

i got to appear on a stream and half of it got muted :( oh well it was still awesome

[@wkukVODS]

sorry bud! unsure why, it was muted on twitch before we were able to download the VOD

[@andracatheduckking257]

@@wkukVODS i know, its not your fault, it's sarah mclachlan's

[@octavefuzz.]

WOW ZACK

[@diggs86uk16]

Well its about fckin time!! 😂 welcome back bud and cheers for upload been dyin to watch these again. 🇬🇧

[@deezashmeeza3062]

Trevor's take on Israel Palestine is unironically hotter than he knows

[@thegreatrestart7356]

They Live!

[@branc2795]

HE HATH RETURNED!!!!!!!!!

[@pusyliqr138]

HLS should be the new Rick Roll

[@shrump87]

You guys realize that the KZbin crowd are the ones that kept loyal interest in you guys for years and then sprung to attention when your pandemic material emerged. Glad you guys are making it on twitch, but... please upload... we love you

[@Wetknees]

This is run by (one) fan in their spare time. I totally agree with you but I feel for the guy/girl. They should definitely consider splitting the work load.

[@BozalliCopter]

@@Wetknees Yeah the fan has done fantastic work. But ultimately it's on the guys to sort, either themselves or by delegation, and it is a shame they've not kept it up as they've been missing out on hundreds of thousands of views in recent months, which could be $$$ for MARS

[@browncity23]

Why don't you volunteer to edit, upload, and do literally everything the one person that uploads the stuff does while he takes a vacation? Not gonna step up?

[@Xeroforte]

@@browncity23 Yep. Seeing a lot of complaints but not a lot of stepping up.

[@PimpMacSlickBac]

Holy fuck, they did it

[@AK907guy]

Yes!

[@zarthus2623]

IF what they say is true can chat help spam them to play the Kool-Aid The movie sketch?

[@Jess-fm6qo]

The audio cuts out a bit dudes

[@mikerotch8375]

Should premier MARS at the RNC.

[@GR33NDAYFAN13]

I feel like a fucking crack addict I feel so happy now welcome back fellas

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Fuckkkkkkk I miss Trevor.

[@ommurg5059]

Is there where i come to whine about no uploads like y'all did it to hurt me personally?

[@Cammyd4fun]

I mean all of their episode streams are on Twitch for free

[@Wetknees]

1:36:20 what about “Martin N-sayse

[@LummyTum]

Do more music commentary

[@zildjiandrummer1]

I love watching these but... y'all need multiple people to manage this channel, because letting the ball drop like this because of one (albeit great and much appreciated) volunteer going on vacation is pretty bad honestly

[@trent_k]

You gotta admit it’s pretty on brand though

[@thedrew24]

NO sound starting at 53:11 and back up at 59:11 why? exactly 7 min.... this a hidden message? or did u have music in the background?

[@notstanley9204]

Sam was saying some very incriminating stuff about his futurama porn addict that he didn't want to get out to the public

[@thedrew24]

@@notstanley9204 oh ya, he revealed that a couple months ago....

[@wkukVODS]

thanks for the heads up! unfortunately it is unrecoverable since the mute was on the twitch VOD

[@clairefaulkner2603]

Oh God I haven't seen the Stork Factory since it first aired. 😬

[@INTRO173]

Same. Completely forgot about it, still holds up.

[@Stuharris]

@officialwkuk, on the horses>stegosaurus subject: Here's the deal, the Lincoln sketch comes from a different room in y'alls house of comedy from both Grapist, and HLS, which at least exist in some common areas. It would be ridiculous to have to choose between the bathroom and the bedroom, both are places where hilarity is conceived, but they serve separate purposes. Therefore, HLS v. Grapist would objectively be a better matchup. Though I'm all in on the HLS being the absolute GOAT mutha' fukah' Also, I've got the Sundance angle covered too; fuck the oscar's, this shit is high art, we make films not movies 'round here son. So, u get Verner Herzog to narrate a mini doc, on the history of mankind's knowledge of the love that horses have for stegosaurus's. For the sake of the joke, in this reality it would start in a sorta primitive, tribalistic period where we me have already or are about to be domesticating horses, and then there's also stegosaurus's hangin' around for whatever reason (it's for the bit dummy). It should be on the production level of an old H.Channel reenactment; pre buttfucking by Ice-Road Trucker Crabs. More slow moving still shots, than full on live action kinda thing. So you play that first, as the primer, letting the audience enter the world, so that when Darren's character playing what would seem to be the straight-man roll when asking 'why the fuck would I do that?' Is immediately flipped and seen as the odd man out; why would he not be aware of this seemingly common information, that has apparently been well documented .

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

This, my friends, is what a HLS supporter looks like.

[@fuzzer]

darren said he got bricks for 2k

[@WforWrath]

just watched the z rock episode. wow that show sucks. you guys were great on it tho!

[@Aphixx]

Trevor @ 1:11:10

[@wesdegallo42069]

Wait these guys still upload?

[@wesdegallo42069]

Plus look how much fun they have without timmy.

[@CountEjacula69]

13:55

[@arronknox2884]

i'm sure yall have a lister fans. just ask em

[@chriswoods8712]

Holy sheet where ya been bud? My lifes been in neeeeed

[@chriswoods8712]

Audio issues, sideways eight

[@uluvboobz1269]

2:58 when trevor comes in

[@manfredwilson4475]

This show should be called self suck silence

[@manfredwilson4475]

Finally

[@clairefaulkner2603]

Also, Trevor calling out Morrissey fans lmao.

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

Fuck if only Trevor was anywhere else, but home alone drunk… fuck

[@aleksrozum1594]

Trump was a bit too. don't give up.

[@scuzo471]

gotta say i kind of hated sams intro, and really miss the longer version of the song... when u like something u want a longer intro... u only want short intros when u watching shit tv...^^

[@clairefaulkner2603]

Darren as Candace McNerney from Opus is the hottest lady character lol. Also, unpopular opinion but I think Shoshon is the weakest sketch. I'm prepared to get dragged.

[@Michael_______]

Shoshon is amazing. You dragging your self there lady.

[@stevem.o.1185]

Nah I agree that Shoshon is among the weakest. The song is catchy enough to redeem it though. I would say stork babies is the worst. Honorable mention to sub on a sub for just being painfully dumb.

[@clairefaulkner2603]

@@stevem.o.1185 Oh man I haven't watched Submarine Sandwich since it aired. The guys are right Ninja School and Religious Cult also kinda suck lol.

[@robertjamesuf]

nope, too late I'm not a fan anymore

[@Crowball36]

Instilling Trevor's intro while he was still alive was a good way to let him know they were fond of him

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

What?