Stages of Life Portrayed by Minecraft

[@Dayum]

Dragon Raja download link: app.adjust.com/5puvjsu

[@KingOfIemons]

he is first

[@shasha5387]

Hi dayum I love your vids

[@None09ui]

Hello Dayum

[@Somebrokenglass]

Hi dayum like the vids plz upload more often

[@flagogaming7012]

Op

[@svyazball5288]

"He's going to say his first words" Him: *Quotes an entire ad*

[@YourneighborJade]

Yes! Lmao

[@isarea_]

Y e s

[@sm10_2]

KZbinr's kid be like:

[@kd4n347]

@@sm10_2 KZbinr kid be like

[@sm10_2]

@@kd4n347 my IQ is way too low to understand you

[@andrew13yearsago2]

Parents: "Our baby is saying his first words" Baby: *"This video is sponsored by raid shadow legends"*

[@thanmaygowda2618]

Dragon Raja kidd

[@MartinMizner]

Never mind, this one has really became legend in category most annoying.

[@isarea_]

Yup. I said that too...when I was borned

[@nerymuniz6427]

YEET The Child

[@thoworn817]

Dad: **loads shotgun** We failed him, there is no turning back.

[@triovask1880]

Parents: "Our baby is saying his first words" Son - " Bruh " edit - thanks for my first 1st ever 1k likes

[@nyxoaus]

lol

[@facundomagra9280]

Ify

[@genocide8379]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp2aoJh_d56cnas

[@subujedowszystkichktorzysu5821]

@@genocide8379 whats that link

[@hiletsfight9328]

@@subujedowszystkichktorzysu5821 it is about parent who abandoned their child in a dumpster unharmed tok just threw them away

[@kaileyreyess]

Lol, I love how you called it "magical grass" instead of weed.

[@j0hnballs049]

Cuz it *IS* the magical grass

[@ythewoodpeckerfan5286]

Me if i was teenager in "trying out new "stuff"" i would kick trollface in the face then nutz then face then repeat

[@unsightedshadow2780]

Family friendly edition.

[@Goldfish_Gamer]

DRUGS I MEAN MAGICAL GRASS REALLY MADE ME WANT HIM TO DRIVE 😂

[@TheNoobiestOne]

Magical grass is very funny

[@Chunn01]

*Kid: *doesn't want to do homework** *Dad: Your free trial of life has ended*

[@pupcake190]

XDDD

[@BlockGamingOfficialYT]

You mean mom cus my mom says that and my dad doesnt

[@DoomooDguy]

(pulls out axe) I H O P E Y O U D I E I N A F I R E

[@Chunn01]

@@DoomooDguy AAHAHAHA DUDE YOU MADE MY DAY

[@TheBuilderPro2024]

@@DoomooDguy no idiot

[@slimeyzzz3042]

Baby: “d-d-d-“ Dad: “he’s gonna say daddy!” Baby: “d-d-d- *dragon Raja* “

[@minecraftrockgirl3845]

underrated comment-

[@diobrando5802]

@@minecraftrockgirl3845 afton

[@talkabouteyec4ndy]

@@diobrando5802 I was lost and was afraid I believed all of their lies I believed that I was safe And that I would never die Now I'm all alone I've been hiding in the dark I just want to go home But my deeds send me too far All stay strong We live eternally All is well in the Afton family Lives, they fell to pure insanity All is hell in the Afton family I never did go near 'Cause I know just what I saw Yet on a day of joy My life ended to their flaws Now I'm all alone Fighting monsters in the dark I wish thag I could live But i fear I've gone too far All stay strong We live eternally All is well in the Afton family Lives, they fell to pure insanity All is hell in the Afton family I often do pretend Can't you see I'm broken down I wish this were the end But continue on I vow Now I'm all alone I'm still hiding in the dark As saddened souls, we roam We can only go so far All stay strong We live eternally All is well in the Afton family Lives, they fell to pure insanity All is hell in the Afton family Always begging please Yet the outcome I would dread I've fallen to my knees Let my pride get to my head Now I'm all alone Hearing whispers in the dark I wander through the past Seeing memories afar All stay strong We live eternally All is well in the Afton family Lives, they fell to pure insanity All is hell in the Afton family

[@MrsWhit2010]

**insert dragon raja in the style of Flamingo Earraping You while saying it here**

[@diobrando5802]

@@talkabouteyec4ndy YESSS

[@matthewseryOLD]

"Bullying" **YT Premium ad shows up** Me: why u bully me

[@S4BT00NZ]

unserrated comment

[@jacobw1780]

@@S4BT00NZ noooo

[@skystrike8955]

Lol

[@knucklestheechidna5564]

Me after this content becomes kid friendly : y u no turn on comments

[@stiveneft490]

Omg same

[@sadtayo3333]

Baby: Thank you Dragon Raja for sponsoring this video. [baby sounds]

[@prinskaidou4126]

In 'finding a partner' she rejected the dude because she knows it was him who bullied her in classroom lol

[@Penitus-Rimor-Interiorem]

Lol

[@evolutionkingshorts7512]

I didn't noticed that😂

[@danielpopadic4314]

freindzoneeeee yoooooo

[@frostythewolf8290]

Too bad , I'm the kid that got bullied during teenage year , but i didn't give in to the bully. I could just report him to headmaster.

[@Mantojourn]

Axolooot help me im fighting the guardiaaan

[@poptart3yearsagoonamondayn766]

When the “having kids” part come on I was like “Oh no”

[@tirpitz3273]

Lol waddya expecting 😂😂

[@Xaydex87]

*oh no*

[@Potato-yx7ym]

@@tirpitz3273 we ain’t gonna tell you ;)

[@tirpitz3273]

@@Potato-yx7ym jokes on you already know that

[@tirpitz3273]

OMG nobody broke the 69 like k?

[@Angle.]

Parents: our baby is about to say his first words! Baby: only a small percentage of my viewers are actually subscribed

[@heidilynnw5917]

Lol

[@liamsstudio_44]

Parents “Burn it”

[@zydesniumb5722]

This video is sponsored by ShadowNordDragonVPN

[@galaxy_lada9164]

Wow

[@Crazytenispro]

Dream as a baby be like

[@Mpumezable]

Mom:he's going to say his first word! Him:*turns into an ad* Me: he ain't sayin' his first word words he's saying his first ad

[@RandomPerson-vn9vj]

Omg his first words were: this video is sponsored by Dragon Raja

[@lailasheiman8947]

LOL

[@sungsiatling5311]

Yes

[@sonjalorde9185]

It's so funny like he's about to say is first words but really he's got a sponsor voic in his first words

[@Vein777]

WUT?! WUT THE F*CK

[@markogamer8650]

Bruh

[@elayna___]

Parents: Our baby is about to say his first words! Baby: Hello everyone this is YOUR Daily Dose Of Internet.

[@Mooonwithanextrao]

Parents: Whathavewedone

[@kreekyfan7147]

This is the healing process of a cut

[@kreekyfan7147]

@frøg & wôłf YES

[@haydnsymphony]

That yt channel is good

[@kreekyfan7147]

@@haydnsymphony yes it is.....yes it is

[@iijace9138]

screen: bullying **ad suddenly appears** me: yes the ad Is bullying me

[@Tarkrat-s9d]

It happend to me too

[@marieperez1453]

Same lol

[@Tarkrat-s9d]

@@marieperez1453 i think everybody gets the ad

[@Tarkrat-s9d]

@@sackaboulians128 who cares

[@comert89]

Why do you look like GRIAN with blue shirt.

[@maryiumamir3636]

I like how dragon raja can make you have a kid with this entire video being about growing up

[@XPForever]

"Hes going to say his first words!" *makes a entire anime fight*

[@ig_maika00]

Lolmao

[@markdaniel4885]

a entire? what

[@BarpenterCroot]

@@markdaniel4885 don't judge people by their grammar he must've been from a foreign country or some kind of type

[@jericklee5313]

Soo acurrate Lol

[@AnaClara-si2dm]

@@xoxolan i never seen "💅 😂" on my dictionary Mds falar em inglês é difícil

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

The baby’s first words “THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY DRAGON RAJA.” epic first words.

[@AceTechn0]

I thought he was gonna say raid shadow legends lol

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

@Acedman190 same

[@kevinanimation1307]

@@AceTechn0 sam

[@RealMysticalMan]

@@AceTechn0 that game sucks because it is scamming KZbinrs so no more raid shadow legends they say they will give you money so you do the sponsor and then you dont get it and i sw an entire video of it and that's why I know

[@kesavaveerareddy]

@@RealMysticalMan7juh

[@goofyknight_9693]

The baby’s first words were so smooth I thought the whole sponsership was just a very long joke

[@GoNo0513]

I'm never gonna give you up I'm never gonna let you down

[@coolgamer0834]

@@GoNo0513 never gonna run around and hurt yoooou

[@Surfbot_animations]

@@coolgamer0834 never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye

[@coolgamer0834]

@@Surfbot_animations Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@vivaanmahato8789]

This game looks cool but I can download because I have many games

[@wmatheson1611]

“He’s about to say his first words!” Baby: *quotes a ad for a sponsor* Dad: am disappointed in you

[@windestruct]

**realizes that he gave his own child like 30yr old homework**

[@peacefultime3244]

I think the homework in the trash can that he gave to his son was his son throwing it out.

[@hamsterboy4732]

Lol

[@Emzyna._.Officiall]

Yup true

[@ghwsted]

@@peacefultime3244 yeah I think so

[@nikim_short]

6° comment are you kidding me

[@redaxtyd5986]

Lazy Dads be like: Uh, life

[@DEVTHEGREAT636]

u cant comment in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6eUlWiHlLmioqM

[@ifardedveryloud420]

I read as fine

[@justarandompotato7500]

Plot twist: his partner was actually the kid that he bullied

[@tatianacondratiuc7621]

That's.... Why he got rejected

[@basicallysnake]

That’s the same exact girl. That’s why he got rejected

[@countrygirl1902]

I notice that too

[@brightax7502]

Rip

[@scribbler1316]

If a sentient tree asked you out would you end up saying yes or run?

[@dav46266]

I love how he uses villagers as background people

[@Werpworpwerpworp]

Bc they *are* background people

[@michaelmcnamara8839]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@shyamnarayanvishwakarma120]

1:29 his dad: **confuse screaming**

[@pinksky0957]

He's like "I'm a human, my wife is a human, BUT MY BABY IS A TREE"

[@DEVTHEGREAT636]

u cant comment in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6eUlWiHlLmioqM

[@doul107]

@@pinksky0957 she’s been getting pounded by a tree

[@pinksky0957]

@@doul107 WHEEZE

[@fakerake707]

Baby: throws carrot away Mom: beats the baby to death

[@ahnohneubank8658]

C h i l d a b u s e

[@Kenplayz_roblox]

Yea hcild abuse xD

[@sakuraku7961]

Hello, child services? I'd like to report a crime 👁👄👁

[@洛杉矶三宝妈妈JED]

wow rude

[@sakuraku7961]

@@洛杉矶三宝妈妈JED how is that rude? That was just a meme lol

[@pacomatic9833]

0:20 "How does he already know english?" "How is he making a sponsor ad?"

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@Jad Jamal - EIS MYP 2 He did that because

[@Loggog]

Because

[@petethecateyy2125]

BECAUSE THATS WHAT A 1809 YEAR OLD WOULD SAY BECAUSE ITS A BABY IN DISGUISE

[@bul6457]

Becuase

[@piyushpiyush5800]

@Pacomatic Because hi is not Indian

[@Da.Gamer.Yep11223]

Parents: hes gonna say it Dayum: This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja

[@kirbywithaknife1722]

I want to see a “zoom classes portrayed by minecraft”

[@CancerDeBolas]

Up

[@ig_maika00]

Yes

[@DEVTHEGREAT636]

u cant comment in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6eUlWiHlLmioqM

[@rohann173]

@@DEVTHEGREAT636 STOP

[@blocksurfer1234]

@@DEVTHEGREAT636 Your right. We can't. So we won't go there.

[@roshandissanayake5792]

3:25 I ve got a bad feeling about this.

[@chinmayjoharle9065]

Memories They r coming back to me

[@mr.mexican1886]

With the Friz NO WAY!

[@facebruh3243]

Kid: Yeets carrot on ground Mother: Your free trial of yeeting has ended

[@sudhahealthyfoodpoint]

who is kid watched this video i'm middile schooler

[@patricklaverty88]

LMFAO

[@MukeshKumar-hm6uw]

Accurate

[@skamtebordv]

He's about to say his first words. Baby : This video is sponsored by world of warships

[@thatwasinteresting...8978]

Me: presses leave bed Everyone else at the funeral:

[@gaymanubaglopezful]

Me who is at the funeral :AAAAAAAAA

[@thomazplays9305]

@@gaymanubaglopezful yoshi song plays*

[@CanalNoMuyDivertido]

@@thomazplays9305 lol

[@CitrusStarzz]

Me at the funeral:RuN hE iS a ZoMbIe!!!!!!

[@devitt89]

*The Undertaker's theme song starts playing*

[@UMIF001]

Baby: Peacefull mode Child: Normal mode Teenager: Hard mode Adult: Hardcore mode

[@carljohnson8348]

Spoiler

[@flagogaming7012]

Op

[@Somebrokenglass]

@@carljohnson8348 Bruh Watch the video first then comments

[@Somebrokenglass]

@@carljohnson8348 Yea I Know On mobile you can’t hide the comments

[@Somebrokenglass]

@@carljohnson8348 But Dayum is the top comment so you would need to go down in the comments

[@70Lu07]

Kid: doesn't eat the carrot Mom: [starts punching the toddler]

[@phantom_ofvengeance]

Magical grass is better ;)

[@kokiiouma3820]

Balanced as all things should be.

[@idostuff6721]

@@phantom_ofvengeance yep

[@randomdude8907]

Nah Kid: doesn't wanna eat the carrot Mom: *starts murdering the child first by punching it then pushing it to the back of its chair so it cracks it's skull*

[@infernics8706]

@@randomdude8907 really... descriptive...

[@v.versite]

The best minecraft item should be Dad's Belt Dad's Belt - Instantly Mines Stuff - Instantly Kill Everything - Teleport - Infinite Range - Walk Trough Blocks - Fly - Cant Take Damage - Bridges When Falling - Can Get Any Item Ever - Shoots Fireballs -Climb Up Walls -Speed

[@x4242x]

Kid: _doesn't eat vegetables_ Mother: your free trial of living has ended

[@ifardedveryloud420]

AHAHAHAHAHA BRUH

[@superlemonyshark]

Mom: hey guys welcome back to my channel. I'm going to teach you how to say YEETUS to an already born fetus

[@gaysriharam4501]

@@superlemonyshark kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXTFo2Wje82morM ☝️

[@bananasundae8345]

Just give the Magic Grass

[@spyro3604]

That mother is abuse to her living threat

[@sayruahs]

Parents: Our baby is going to say his first words Baby: My life is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

[@kittyplays_uk1729]

Baby : Wait before we carry on with my life, I would like to say. My life is sponsored by raid shadow legends

[@vaughnsigfredvinluan4418]

@@kittyplays_uk1729 almost every game i play in among us: this is sponsored by *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@arandomgirl306]

You mean the mailman?

[@gaysriharam4501]

@@arandomgirl306 hey hey hey kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXTFo2Wje82morM

[@arandomgirl306]

@@gaysriharam4501 he replied XD

[@gaurdianwolves200]

5:10 sounded so real like it was right next to me, and made me jump LOL

[@L1abilityy]

Mom: eat a carrot Me: chokes to death Also mom: now have another

[@andrewwebbsheisabad1751]

Ice mhm ice

[@xeroglitch3738]

@@andrewwebbsheisabad1751 shut up idiot it's a dead meme

[@洛杉矶三宝妈妈JED]

relatable

[@burstrow]

@@xeroglitch3738 you shut up dipshit you got anger issues it’s just a meme

[@hutao4088]

Reletable so me

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

On the bullying part you should’ve named the emeralds “Lunch Money”

[@ghost-cathybrid]

Yea lmao

[@sigmaster68]

Yea true

[@kvngu]

Well he used the money for drugs so idk-

[@Cheseyhead]

in america

[@the1nxd]

@@kvngu weed not drugs

[@PseudoLlama]

"He is going to say his first word" "This video is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends"

[@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337]

@The Lol Ugly Doll r/woooosh

[@deedatbogabong7415]

@@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337 r/woooosh

[@genocide8379]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp2aoJh_d56cnas

[@spikybanana7123]

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE RAID SHADOW LEGENDS BUT IT WAS ME DRAGON RAJA

[@genocide8379]

@@spikybanana7123 yes

[@Re_chaos]

“Our baby is going to say his first words!” Baby: *starts freakin advertising*

[@marcx853]

Baby: "drinks a bucket of milk" Child services: write that down, write that down

[@jarinlatifa]

Charles the french dialogue?

[@manufacturedpie4118]

@@jarinlatifa *yes*

[@NalanzFCroadsaviationetc]

@@jarinlatifa *yes*

[@sxdapxp320]

@@jarinlatifa *yes*

[@thisisjustfornormalvideo1622]

Charles the french : OH WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@evyleen3068]

i only came here for the “dad’s belt”

[@5soda]

Me too 😔✋

[@ShadowKittieHatesEverything]

Same

[@century3225]

Me too😅

[@iancanonsrt]

Same

[@idk_what_to_name_myself10]

That part is to relatable

[@minecraftorroblox2668]

Mom: Our baby is about to say their first word Me: We've been trying to contact you about your cars extened warranty...

[@jjthezombiekings.c.5502]

Lol now that is extremely funny

[@AdolfDriplerr]

WHY EVERYONE IS DOING THIS

[@levipirate8647]

Burn the baby

[@ShurikenGamer]

Wow!! After along time I watched a full video! Without skipping it. This was just a perfect example of what life of a average guy is 😢

[@Spifel]

2:43 so this is where derp learned how to survive the blocking dead I see.

[@glomos5887]

yea from black plasma studios

[@zaphynoob9275]

dude that is true xd

[@Kuraeggd]

Interesting

[@Kahridk]

Yea

[@wofty33]

Adulthood: *still closing the fridge slowly to see if the light turns off* Edit: i accidentally pressed the button...

[@stoneblock9468]

I can confirm the fridge light turns off when you close it.

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

@@stoneblock9468 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE *SNIFFS*

[@atpiss]

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry OML **SNIFFY SNIFF SNIFF**

[@vcommandarv5916]

There is a button that when pushed turns the lights off, i discovered it after many hours of research and observation 🧐

[@rk_19]

@@stoneblock9468 Za Warudo?

[@catznip6751]

0:01 - 0:02 intro 0:04 - 0:15 pre birth 0:16 - 1:35 infancy 1:35 - 1:59 toddler years 2:01 - 2:30 eating habits 2:32 - 3:02 childhood 3:02 - 3:33 homework 3:35 - 3:41 puberty 3:41 - 4:02 teenage years 4:02 - 4:18 bullying 4:18 - 5:00 trying out new stuff 5:00 - 5:20 adulthood 5:20 - 6:36 financial freedom 6:36 - 6:59 finding a partner 6:59 - 7:17 getting married 7:17 - 8:07 middle age 8:07 - 8:42 going out to buy some milk 8:42 - 8:57 old age 8:57 - 9:16 outro

[@Tom_says_hi_]

I liked that comment

[@Noone-gv4jm]

👍

[@Pebbles.3]

Thanks

[@holeastroud3899]

Ty

[@gameroryx3517]

Unuseful but thanks

[@jimmyplayz6341]

Parent: Ong hes gonna say his first words! Babby: *becomes an ad* (Babby and ong were on purpose)

[@emerybrown6145]

Parents: omg he's about to say his first word! Baby: d- d- da- this life is sponsored by nord vpn Parents: ...

[@evolutionkingshorts7512]

Our baby is youtuber 🤣

[@jeinzvr1510]

Our baby is about to say his first words! Baby: Only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed. Parents: *loads gun*

[@Qbxyz-_l]

Wait that to okay there parents are going in jail

[@sanjidarakhi5606]

@@Qbxyz-_l no police is going to give them money since they eliminated a big threat

[@superduperrandomjunk4379]

@izuku hizashi midorya ikr

[@saturnsaturday]

shoot it.

[@raxanimations7215]

This is so *accurate*

[@lunaparajuli6775]

Ha nice joke

[@lunaparajuli6775]

@xNospac1to ya its a joke because its accurate

[@weebmomment8184]

Yes saying a add as your first word relateable

[@renthebread]

Kinda accurate

[@retrolego6621]

Чо?

[@alessandrolodi2608]

Parents:our baby is going to say his first word His first word:an ad of a dragon game

[@DUCKARMYHEHE]

I love it that he does the sponsor after mom says "our baby is going to say his first word!"

[@v0y0o30]

Lol

[@babyfathamster6291]

Loooooooooool😂

[@dr.moumitahomoeopathy8568]

XD

[@terraria_pog2355]

i thought that was for the funny but its an actual sponsor

[@corylear5066]

Me too

[@linerislined02]

Everybody noticing That when he gets older he gains more health

[@Iwillnevermissthis77]

I just noticed that

[@OGuiBlindao]

I did

[@balkaranbassi5474]

He dosent

[@kaishin6222]

he does

[@vampykwittie]

Balkaran Bassi he does

[@CrazyhungryPouSukuna]

"The baby going to say his first word!" Baby:Ammoo ggus Mom:instant regret

[@raindoset5408]

Dad: omg amogus referenc 😳😳😡😱😱😳😮😮😮😳

[@cookiebro78]

XD

[@Cooldzin]

"oh no hes retarded"

[@onerandomyoutuber6534]

Parents have retarded baby, instantly regrets it

[@Shxnerr]

Yup. . , . O

[@bobotapologo900]

"our baby is about to say he's first word" Baby: this video is sponsored by *DRAGON RAJA*

[@Chillfeild431]

Mom: our baby is gonna say it’s first word! Dayum: *Says five million words*

[@MrCatoo76]

also its sponsored ad

[@DiNi4o2AydenGamer]

@@MrCatoo76 yeah no shit.

[@zack2080]

“Our baby is gonna say **its** first words”😭😭😭

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

@ maybe +

[@ArtsyAriaHehe]

@@MrCatoo76 no shit sherlock

[@gravytiles8807]

Parents: Our baby is about to say his first words! Baby: *Dragon Raja*

[@janecobb6263]

D- d-d *dragon raja*

[@XPForever]

*Sponsors a whole MMORPG game experiencie*

[@jijithirdeye]

Lul

[@tayminator_BS]

Dragon raja its the worst game its better fortnite gta and Among us

[@爪丨-丂卂几]

*Gets paid to do a whole sponsorship as an infant..*

[@bonbonted8646]

Parents: our child is going to say his first word Child: This birth was sponsored by raid shadow legends

[@whuman8621]

lmao

[@proco_501]

News : Baby found in dumpster.

[@ifardedveryloud420]

Dragon raja*

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@ifardedveryloud420 Joke

[@Vlad544_]

@@ifardedveryloud420 r/woooosh

[@ItsSpookiEpiccc]

Mom: "Our baby is going to say his first word!" Baby: "ThIs ViDeO iS sPoNsOrEd By DrAgOn RaJa"

[@TydothOld]

Mom: "He is going to say his first words!" Baby: "This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja, There is many things to do like raising a baby, Building a house and so much more! Download it in link in discription!"

[@allanhanan]

Dad: "You are an failure"

[@maheswariduraipandian5721]

It's funny how he had full 10 hearts during the prebirth stage and not in infancy

[@zoeypetticrew]

Lol

[@spiko7]

He was happy and healthy there but the real world hurt him Moral of the story: don’t live..... i guess?

[@PeayBx̆̈rr]

Babies are indestructible 😂

[@rosalinarin]

^ the clothing hanger: *am i a joke to you?*

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Lol-

[@marcellofp7465]

Him: *Eats “magical grass”* Vision: *Insert death note intro 2*

[@princeeun6812]

That was literally marijuana

[@gachamarshmallow9058]

i just like that it's called MaJiCaL GrAsS

[@redeyegamers2]

Light write his name.in his note

[@THEREALsinisterbreak32]

@@princeeun6812 the law, law will banish us

[@shirleygonzalezthebestatcr2621]

I love ur vids

[@Funkin2003]

Kids at their first day ever in school: THIS IS AMAZING! Kids after years: what our parents did...

[@Its_Harvo]

Mum: “this baby is gonna say it’s first word!” Baby: punches Parents: “oh no, I know what’s happening” Baby: “this video is sponsored by-“ Dad: “how is our son getting sponsored already” Mum: “does that mean, my baby is gonna be a KZbinr?” Dad: “I’m afraid so” Baby: “-thank you for sponsoring this video” Dad: shakes his head no

[@allaboutsboyzz4737]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qX6qYqGihs5omMk ...,,

[@weziwilmamsanide1247]

@@allaboutsboyzz4737 hu

[@Its_Harvo]

@@allaboutsboyzz4737 that’s cute

[@galahadwr2587]

Very realistic: Your boss saw you not working and then he comes to you with an axe in his hand.

[@possiblymatt7970]

Dayum: **gives 2 emerald to drug dealer** Drug Dealer: Here, have some _mAgIcAl gRaSs_

[@danielpopadic4314]

nausea plant that will make you question why have you bought it at first place xDDD

[@Varietyvibe_comedy]

If he would have kept the emarald he would have been able too aford food since "magical grass" is expensive as f

[@theactualpoopooman7086]

And white stuff

[@unknownlyricshub151]

*3

[@arandomgirl306]

@@theactualpoopooman7086 snow!

[@Toothpick-Roblox]

parents: *our baby is about to say his first words!* Him: *Quotes an entire ad*

[@ahlamkastiro3154]

ITS GETTING TOO REALISTIC, THE DAD WENT TO BUY MILK-

[@Fluezany]

And took years to find

[@ggyt4267]

And came when he won the lottery

[@Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek]

Those people could not be called ,,DADS''. Just monster can left kid behind!

[@superbro100]

@@Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek you are right

[@geckocraft7948]

Lol, I go get the milk. Can’t fool me DAD!

[@Zarr1r]

The baby : was trying to telling about sponsor What his parent heard : goo goo gaa gaa goo goo gaa goo ga

[@andreyciron9279]

Gagooo

[@inrea2770]

Wtf

[@clarissealcantara5979]

@@andreyciron9279 lmao

[@andreyciron9279]

😂😂

[@zetsu0737]

Lol

[@kaiaellis976]

teenager: doing drugs stal: *recorder noises*

[@jonathanrunde1687]

Financial freedom shows Boris Johnson 😂

[@FromGodsPerspective]

This weirdly hit me with a wave of nostalgia

[@ordamatic7555]

The four horsemen of scaring kids: Dad’s Belt Slipper Cane Homework

[@QuangNguyen-hc5nd]

Broomstick B+ Pe class Parents

[@gayporn557]

The homework is mad

[@tinayang4789]

And dentist

[@indiescoped]

Its not just a slipper its the chancla

[@underfellsans1946]

And KZbin kids

[@cykablyat9165]

Dayum: T tt th t Mom: he is about to say his first word "This video is sponsored by Dragon Raja"

[@janecobb6263]

D-D-d He's gonna say daddy! *Dragon Raja

[@nabhanhossain8616]

"He gonna say his first words!" Dayum: *says an entire advertisement instead of mama or dada*

[@ab_4583]

Being in the teenager stage makes me wish to go back to the prebirth stage

[@jayarnold28]

Then the hole opened

[@fulookin6701]

Just wait till’ you’re an adult

[@mydadleftme1972]

You just thought hmm I want into womb again

[@Stars.Are.Cool.1111]

Same

[@bananabread6284]

It makes me want to go back into the nonexistent stage

[@acb44gabriel78]

Imagine giving a bucket with milk rather than giving him a bottle urself

[@lunar7318]

Oh yeah? Invent those things, bitch. /j

[@Yesimyildirim35]

@@lunar7318 j

[@acb44gabriel78]

@@lunar7318 :|

[@carljohnson3845]

@@lunar7318 /j

[@carljohnson3845]

@@lunar7318 lol

[@Ashsergiu]

0:10 Pre Birth 1:26 Ponsor 1:55 Toddler Years 2:28 Eating Habits 2:57 Childhood - school 3:30 homework 3:37 puberty 3:58 Teenage Years - being problematic 4:14 bullying 4:55 trying out new ''struff'' 5:16 Adulthooh: 6:32 -financial ''freedom'' 6:53 -finding a partner 7:12 -getting married 8:03 Middle Age - having kids 8:38 - going out to buy milk 8:54 Old Age 9:12 ountro

[@bertleviathan]

"ponsor"

[@NisGamer]

*ÿœû mîßßęd ßœmë œf thė pærtß brœ*

[@NisGamer]

*î kñœw mÿ rēpłîē îß ßpœœkÿ dœñt qüëßtîœñ ît*

[@AmirulIslam-sz1yg]

Noice👍😉

[@the_lorax535]

damn thanks i didn't know i needed that

[@jamescoloma1365]

1:29 Dad:uhhhhhh son Dayum: (looks at bed) Both of them:(BRUH)

[@nashad978]

My dad left me so thank goodness i never got "the belt" but my grandma however

[@9xraven]

Sad

[@mogusbogus4961]

o lord

[@indrapamilangan8572]

Ok

[@pamelahilbert8070]

I'm sorry buddy

[@nashad978]

@@pamelahilbert8070 na dont be sorry

[@BirbBoiYT]

"Going to get milk" should have had him instantly walk into a portal.

[@franciskleinlaluanyt4631]

Thanks for the video! Now i have an idea for the life stages!

[@innominate343]

EVERYONE: *WHAT BABY DREAMS?* BABY: *DRAGON RAJA*

[@gihun2548]

Right

[@probanity]

Better than Raid: Shadow Legends!

[@melissaardon2294]

The “Ok boomer” part got me

[@snico_]

As a teenage I can say three full size cakes fit in my pockets. This is definitely true.

[@milesedgeworth6711]

Yes, same.

[@meganajt439]

Good profile puc

[@meganajt439]

Pic

[@LuteyBooty]

me too

[@LuteyBooty]

i can even fit my entire fridge

[@andyngo8223]

"Going out to buy milk" Most important part of a dad's life.

[@genoteerdekoe]

Parents: our baby is going to say his first words Baby: no im not

[@MrCatoo76]

well he did say his first words but he should have better said nothing then saying what he said

[@MrCatoo76]

he should have shut

[@Justin0ty]

@@MrCatoo76 bruh

[@suffering9481]

@@MrCatoo76 r/whoosh

[@Suspressable]

8:45 *Ok, Get In.*

[@Dantheman5127]

HAHA

[@TeamMean09]

AHA

[@countchompula1896]

Spongbob?

[@senorfryingpan9685]

Mother: Our baby is going to say his first words! Baby: *Let's thank our sponsor*

[@bojo_master]

*Raid Shadow Legends*

[@anoobthatdoesyoutube8568]

XD

[@cucumbersurfing2474]

His sponser is his mom

[@FinnaBusssssssssssss]

@@bojo_master lol

[@SANSYYGAMESFAKE]

@@cucumbersurfing2474 how did you misspell sponsor

[@ERINJOHNSON-b9c]

Mm magical grass scene start 4:15

[@anthonypaupe2445]

Mom:he’s going to say his first word Dayum:*speaks in a male man’s voice*

[@poggersmonkeyman7580]

oops i thought it was a female man's voice thanks for clearing that up 👍

[@snowfish7294]

And then starts to get sponsored

[@frozenweevil4022]

Hmm yes a male man

[@Tisha_132]

@@poggersmonkeyman7580 😂👍

[@nameless4091]

@@poggersmonkeyman7580 ikr I couldn't tell if it was a male man or a female man

[@riantly]

Parents: Our baby is gonna say his first words! The baby: *This video is sponsored by Genshin Impact.*

[@kiankhe5357]

Because she/he by some big bed duh

[@scarymapping4262]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh awkard

[@epicdud5905]

This baby is sponsored by RAID shadow legends

[@TheWagonroast]

this ideo is sponsored by raid shadow legends

[@Adamharroukfr]

@@TheWagonroast the earth is sponsered bye raid shadow legends

[@scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7]

Teenage Years in the vid: * exist * 17 years old me who never did none of these watching this: maybe I am an kid

[@kittyplays_uk1729]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[@randomlightstand]

Yeah you are totally *an* kid

[@clobusbobus1144]

*an kid*

[@clobusbobus1144]

*an*

[@maxstone6545]

@@clobusbobus1144 you came back 20 hours later to say “*an*” once more ahahahah 😂 and leave them alone spelling sucks anyways

[@DaydreamSK8]

Parents:he's. Gonna say his first words: him: *this video is sponsored by-*

[@izzychen8661]

Poor girl from the bullying stage though-

[@MrAK-lm4xu]

Well when that poor girl become adult then she refused his porpoise

[@RubyPiec]

@@mehmetkeremsulaksu5907 bruh you dont get bullied as a teen its only a 50/50 chance