STALKER: Chernobyl Pizdec

And yet again i deliver another annual stalker video for you bandits! This time i've got my hands on Call of Chernobyl mod, put some mods into that mod (Xzibit, hello) and recorded footage. Enjoy!
Music:
1) Faction - The Wild Card (0:02)
2) XS Project - Bochka, Bass, Kolbaser (0:29)
3) DragonForce - Invocation of Apocalyptic Evil (1:44)
4) Sub Pub Music - Cutlass (3:13)
5) Bob Marley - Stir It Up (4:02)
6) Blue Stahli - Superhero Showdown (I guess so)(4:50)
7) John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom Boom (6:44)
8) Despicable Me Game Soundtrack - Track 10 (7:10)
9) Cyril Watters - Crepe Suzette (8:19)
10) Shellshock - Saturn (9:08)
11) Naruto Main Theme (10:00)
12) Mark Petrie - Globus (10:26)
13) REMOVE KEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB (10:46)
14) Uziko Kolo - Branimir Dokic i Zoran Rakocevic (11:00)
15) A Great Nig World & Christina Aguilera - Say Something (13:22)
16) Pacific Rim meets Metal (14:01)
17) Yes - Roundabout (14:40)
18) Stalker Clear Sky OST - Bandits Radio (14:46)
19) NWA - Fuck the Police (15:00)
20) Toxic Recordings - Future Warfare (15:02)
21) Goosebumps Theme (15:40)
I hope that Gunslinger or Sigerious Mod 3.0 will come out this or next year...

[@LifeofBoris]

doctors sausage tribute - the universal sign of mourning in stalker

[@remgl5431]

BORIS WHERE IS MY VODKA? I THOUGHT U OWE ME ONE!

[@user-so3mn3in4f]

Борис, в каком городе ты живешь?

[@weirdogiant6886]

XD

[@avanboy5426]

did he load rubber bullets too like you did?

[@cheezburgrproduction]

RIP Blue Scientist may we never forget his fire streak.

[@Uni-Coder]

Remember his... mmm... no-face

[@YungLev]

dude, please, never stop

[@ttalentlessl]

Тот самый лох который покупает женские угги у Генки Буки

[@dus907]

Жалко синего мужика((((

[@user-zn9jz1qt9c]

dus907 Ничто и никто в этом мире не вечны...

[@user-im1nk3ji3i]

Эх такой помошник был.

[@dgt2389]

dus907 он сталкер обсирает

[@user-ly1uw5lg5q]

рип синий мужик 11:06 - 13:14

[@HellcarDS]

@@ssenkradlive3540 buddy означает "приятель", "кореш".

[@marchello8348]

I feel almost bad, your content is up to par with youtubers 100 times your size man. We need to make you better known for your great content.

[@UncleBoom]

I hope you are a social media marketing agent saying "content" TWICE in a sentence where you are referring to what we commonly call "videos"

[@leshiy2043]

gets machine gun - puts it on single shot - expects not to die

[@Rob-326]

10:46 "Do not try this at your house" Is it good if I try this at Vadim's house?

[@user-nt8hz4kr9r]

Блин клёвые видосы , лучше многих зарубежных про Сталкер без банальных Чики Брики и в Дамки. Продолжай в том же духе !

[@alexdeath7789]

это Американское видео,не?

[@alexdeath7789]

ЭТО ЗАРУБЕЖНОЕ ВИДЕО,АЛЛО

[@VaasYanovich]

Alex Death алло, я русский. Какой иностранец будет говорить на чистом русском в своих *других* видео?

[@locomotivebreath9364]

Какой муриканец будет играть с ру$$кой локализацией?

[@russiancarpet]

что и требовалось доказать.

[@emvg685]

rest in peace, boddy(((

[@Yetipfote]

this was so funny and sad at the same time. when he put the jellyfish artifact in his grave stash it was really sad :.(

[@Xsyara]

Russian community likes this! Keep goin', bro!

[@kartonka2285]

Адам Дженсен а ты что тут делаешь железяка?

[@moneymaker778]

Так создатель видео сам русский..

[@soufiwhvh]

ууууу сука

[@ВадимТищенко-ц9в]

схс

[@maynard555]

Он сам Русский:DDD

[@user-ld5ni1xq5b]

Рест ин пепперони, парень в синем экологе

[@LesbianJumpscare]

Say what you want but if you play as an ecologist and you lose a buddy it breaks your god damn heart... most members i had were 3 and they all ran out into an emission and died

[@jerichosamurai]

Human NPCs ignore anomalies by default, it can turned off.

[@ryanventura4277]

Yeah. I've read somewhere that NPCs were set to be invulnerable to anomalies so that quests don't break.

[@lasarousi]

@@ryanventura4277 even with that a group of NPCs can bump each other on the anomaly path.

[@1Djmagnumx1]

This is hilarious, I already watched two of your vids - call of blyat and cyka edition. Keep making these videos! :D

[@dap809]

"What if it'll vanish me too! " "NO" *DROPS GUN QUICKLY* HAHAHAHAHA

[@leshiy2043]

I never understood why do they sneak up behind me when they just shoot me anyways, do they want stealth kills? i don't get it.

[@user-oc8jp2bk2y]

They have more chances to kill you in close distance cause of their shitty aim.

[@clover2418]

the ai is designed to do that sometimes ive died almost 30 times to fucks coming up behind

[@leshiy2043]

it's especially annoying when you're sneaking, and you hear little footsteps but you think that's you and then he just spams the whole clip in you

[@audixas1]

What's the HUD you're using? Looks awesome.

[@VaasYanovich]

Audixas I think it's standard CoC hud. I've just downloaded CoC, put Arsenal Overhaul mod and some misc mods for better experience.

[@audixas1]

I see, thank you!

[@user-rb3kq3eh9g]

Nano HUD

[@mauzer4457]

isn't that the same hud sgm 2.2 uses?

[@TLKwarrior]

da

[@aguyinlove]

2:56 it actually doesn't say "with knife"....

[@MarioPawner]

What does it say for those of us who can't read Cryllic?

[@raiderfox7229]

It just says he killed a Snork, doesn't state with what.

[@cryuls7482]

nu i pohuy

[@manuel_ybud_mehya2194]

Sergei, this is a Russian channel, u can say in Russian

[@datboi2250]

Dodging mutants while going through "conflagrator" is the most Stalker experience ever...

[@NohorseRU]

Охуенный видос, 10/10, и мемасы чёткие и в тему)

[@vladimirshulztz6366]

Nohorse я тут тоже русский забрел кудато

[@manuel_ybud_mehya2194]

Pain Tendo потому что это русский канал -_- у него калкана русском да и сам он русский

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

that cut at 14:01 is the stalkerest of stalker

[@bigtiddygardevoirgf2037]

13:22 RIP Buddy you will be missed dearly

[@TheRogueWolf]

17:05- He was just a normal pseudogiant, until the fateful day he was bitten by a radioactive spider....

[@LiquicitizenAntoine]

Please, never stop making these! I never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@adamofblastworks1517]

4:15 this is the VERY clip that I remembered and what caused me to start piling loot into bodies and then dragging them around once I finally started to play Stalker. I both love and hate you for giving me this knowledge.

[@IsotopeC12]

As a Serbian where „kolo“ 11:15 is nearly our national anthem, I’m pleasantly surprised, maaaan you killed it !!

[@orlandocabrera2558]

that headshot at 1:54 is beautiful

[@soulzshredder5931]

Dude at block post was like: "yeah you can shoot me with that watergun, but another will cost you your life by my boys" haha

[@emperoralexsander6478]

A high quality 17 minute stalker video, wtf

[@DragonKing9500]

Pfffttt oh god the launch force of shotguns in this mod is hilarious...its almost like launching opponents in Super Smash Bros

[@jerichosamurai]

The Snork's claws go through the body of that trailer and hit you with ease.

[@anhnguyenhoang210]

That feeling when your trusted bro died, as if the whole Zone betrayed you, it hurts!

[@onionman500blin8]

Chernoblin never changes

[@0ne_jellyfish567]

12:43 " I was just looking around here.. " *yo we´re in trouble get out of my way*

[@antarct1c279]

Покупает ПКМ - стреляет одиночными. Покупает СВД - не видит вплотную. Достойно лайка.

[@Gwinbleyd1990]

What mods you using except Arsenal Overhaul?

[@cookingbencechild9872]

as a stalker fun cheeki gopnik myself, i found it really good :D keep up the good work

[@ObeCmonBoneMe]

Why do I never get bugs like this in Call of Chernobyl 😢

[@Rob-326]

You don't have enough addons installed. xD The more,the better (higher chances of bugs,maybe?). :)))

[@DragonKing9500]

@@Rob-326 Not always the case....some mods in particular are much, much more prone to bugs than others...its not just the size of the mod/mods or add-ons, it can also often be what files they modify...a small mod could cause a lot of bugs if it, for example, made major changes to the games physics, modified how ragdolls work, make changes to character and npc skeletons and item attachment points, change third-person animations, make changes to maps WITHOUT updating said maps navmesh (*). Changes to the game's physics can cause things to float (due to improper gravity settings), including corpses, killed enemies might be sent flying, etc. Changes to character skeletons can cause character model warping and such.... Of course the launch effect shown here with certain shotguns could also probably be achieved by just drastically increasing the settings for how much force shotgun projectiles (or any projectiles really) apply to objects, like the corpses of enemies killed by said projectiles, as well as changes to the direction that force is applied (not sure if that last bit is something that can actually be changed). I seem to recall that the projectiles created for each ammunition type can be modified to change stuff like projectile speed, projectile model, projectile size, total projectile range and drop-off (modified by the range of the firing weapon), projectile trail, projectile travel sound, projectile impact sound, projectile impact effect (sparks, flames, etc, modified by impacted surface), projectile impact (bullet hole, scorch mark, etc), and physical force applied to struck physics objects and corpses. (Not sure about all/most of that...but I'm fairly sure those settings appear somewhere in the games files) *(the NavMesh is the part of a map file that tells the game where its A.I. characterd can and cannot go, as well as how they can traverse the map without getting stuck or without glitching, not having a proper NavMesh can lead to the A.I. walking into objects and getting stuck in places if those objects or terrain changes are added without a NavMesh change. And it gets worse if you make a new map and don't actually make a NavMesh, as without one, the AI will often just stand still and never move)

[@Rob-326]

@@DragonKing9500 I was thinking about the fact that maybe by installing let's say...50 addons...they might interfere one with another and create huge bugs? And I remember messing around with the Impulse stat...Thought it increased damage...Lo and behold enemy corpses either turned into a infinite 2D thing, they flew to the other side of the map or they crashed the game.Or all three of the previous things. xD Good old days of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl.

[@PolishPsycho2704]

LVL 1: Blind Dog LVL 5: Snork LVL 10: Mutated Pig LVL 30: Pseudogiant LVL 40: Poltergeist LVL 45: Pyrogeist LVL 100: Controller *Thats how Mutant City works.*

[@Uni-Coder]

Bandits are very proud birds. They don't fly until you kick them

[@jerichosamurai]

Allies allow you to shoot them at least once because let's face it. Sometimes they run into things, except it seems to be useless because if the shot actually kills them then you get blamed and sense a shotgun has multiple pellets it renders each pellet as an individual pellet so basically the AI things you just shot them 9-12 times and then it instantly goes hostile.

[@vladkruglov7719]

Pro stalker tip: if you stay away from the dogs they usually wont attack you unless you come too close to them and disturbe its one of not many that have this feature

[@Demetriusz]

I love this montage and those popping words especially at 15:54

[@Demetriusz]

and sounds are always in time

[@Demetriusz]

I love this vid overall actually

[@Alinarotster]

13:57 Does that explain why we find a Ecologist's suit in Shadow of Chernobyl?

[@KilaBOK]

15:46 Boris, what are you doing in Zone? XD Борис, ты что в Зоне делаешь? XD

[@xXMapleVodkaXx]

And thus the corpse looter becomes the loot corpse that must be dragged. Such is life in the Zone.

[@187Ares]

Wow a Spider pseudo Giant.. these creatures evolve to fast!!

[@redactedredacted1713]

Fantastic work, keep it up friend You have a new subscriber I do want to know what the song is at 8:55 It was not on the list in the description

[@TommyTarkov]

very entertaining i like youre editing style good work.

[@austonbrady792]

actually amazing

[@TheM4Dr1Zz]

Best vid ive ever seen "From your 200th subscriber" :D

[@VaasYanovich]

Thanks, just to be clear i make stalker montages 1 per year.

[@DeinFerm]

Don't ever stop won't stop CAN'T STOP Soooooo goooooodddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@deviatedseptum748]

6:39 The suppressed p90 made it sound like you slapped the guy lmao

[@markusfpv1349]

I've seen gold but this is fucking diamond, subbed

[@user-ij1re3li6f]

This game is awesome, we love its bugs and weird logic.

[@93Beefcake]

this video is some quality content

[@ygorschuma3059]

4:17 Someone knows the name of that scream? It was heavily used on Counter-Strike 1.6 custom maps.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Spider Giant, Spider Giant, does what ever a Spider Giant does. Can he swing? No he can't because he's a Pseudo-Giant. Watch out! Here comes the Spider Giant!

[@Torgo1969]

I hear XS Project in the background! Goalie!

[@sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003]

Still better than my 12 men squad all die to a single storm and emssion

[@bartoszlautenszleger9772]

You are doing good stuff man ! Keep it up !

[@sombreroalien5121]

Is this mod that buggy? Cuz i want to install it i heard it's great but if it is like this it sucks.

[@CurledSun]

Dang this looks like serious and horrible fun

[@TheVanillatech]

ENB's always make games so dark they are unplayable. Literally, unplayable. I remember installing 100 MODS into Skyrim and sure it looked AMAZING during the day, at night it was a black screen.

[@thelightside77]

haha

[@sirpseudonymous5555]

God I love that autistic breakout at 12:08

[@nano-ep9ih]

So AMK basically changes goofy-ass animations and gun parameters in CoP? Man this makes me wanna blow off the dust from my CoP retail copy and play it again

[@beepboopmyass]

So glad u play this in 2018

[@munsterotaku3058]

Now on last ver you get guy's praising a Shiny Rock and Cheeki Breeki Hardbass expert at faction playable

[@dzonemanarmy]

Fuck ... that sound was like in Front of me 1:03 More realistic than real life :P

[@Ram-xw4kj]

STALKER the game where you load and save more than you play and i would not want to have it any other way!

[@soulflysmart381]

14:48 - чуть не поперхнулся от смеха

[@jerichosamurai]

I highly recommend you install better weapon damages. Call of Chernobyl has a bit of a... "Sponginess" problem.

[@Based_Papa]

Not if you play on Master difficulty

[@buffalo2344]

You mean rubber bullet problem

[@nutshell1368]

Годно!

[@loiseaudelamort7238]

7:57 True Spetsnaz tactics right there

[@DeepDante]

Определенно стоит продолжать подобные видосы. У рашн комьюнити таких видосов мало, а зарубежные не рубят тему русских мемасов. Лайк однозначно.

[@vinniejones504]

Что за звуки у оружия? Впервые слышу) Подскажите название мода , пожалуйста.

[@tonapewnonieja8126]

If it would give such a 2:56 churn in a normal stalker, i.e. without speeding, I would only go with a knife.

[@Be_Youreself]

Хорошая сборочка с элементами мемов.

[@topndope4455]

Here, sir, have a like. It was well deserved.

[@Kasi-u-ru-ru]

Годно.

[@p1llbi]

0:34 Magic outside hogworts

[@richardfromhotline130]

3:55 ok=нормально And the mounted LMG...

[@NikolaZagorac]

I once killed a pseudogiant with my knife after I wasted all my shotgun ammo, green rifle ammo, light green rifle ammo and pistol ammo. Oh, and one rocket

[@rodrigo2748]

this is gold

[@manua6133]

Hilarious vids. Really nice ! Cheers !

[@laurinschafflick2550]

Which Mods are you using?

[@luciojaimes4827]

How can they suck your blood if you're in an exo?

[@Be_Youreself]

Решил посмотреть снова - 17 : 44 - когда потянул мышцу на турничке.

[@rustystealberg4198]

What mods did you put in call of chernobyl?

[@dantles]

nice, how much time you need for something like this?

[@DrunkenM0nkey87]

the best part is the text editing at 15:45 xD

[@scarecrow2097]

do you use any other mods apart from arsenal overhal?

[@mrWhite...]

F for Buddy

[@hadeseye2297]

3:53 Taking a leak in the Zona.

[@barosso2627]

Love the edits!!!

[@gamertime1947]

What was the appearance mod you used

[@soldiersandstuff9607]

Appearantly I spoke to the wish granter and I’ve never gotten a crash, even with all of my mods and highest settings. I’m kind of scared now because people will come after me saying I’m a witch and throw me in a psudeodog pit.

[@kyucumbear]

I won't throw you into a psudeodog pit, but I will kick you into the nearest vortex anomaly if you don't provide your game folder and setup details. Thank you for your cooperation.

[@soldiersandstuff9607]

Kyurae Minasaki I’m sorry Stalker, But that is classified information, unless...

[@kyucumbear]

@@soldiersandstuff9607 Unless I do a stupid fetch quest that requires me to run around a radiated shed to get a stupid rifle? Sure, why not.

[@soldiersandstuff9607]

Kyurae Minasaki no no, 180k rubles by the end of the month, or no info, I will sell it to Sidrovich.

[@kyucumbear]

@@soldiersandstuff9607 ...Get out of here, Stalker.

[@alexvelyky]

What MOD and setting for FOV+Camera???

[@KeKeLuSucc]

What addons you have there?

[@void5655]

А для какой аудитории это предназначалось?СНГ или зарубежной?