Stand-up comedy routine about Spreadsheets

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Stand-up Maths

Stand-up Maths

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Matt Parker’s comedy routine about spreadsheets. From the Festival of the Spoken Nerd DVD: Full Frontal Nerdity
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MATT PARKER: Stand-up Mathematician
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Music by Howard Carter
Design by Simon Wright
Programming by Andrew Taylor

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@noahatlas5240
@noahatlas5240 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been foiled by the refractive index” ah yes, what a relatable phenomenon
@HermanWillems
@HermanWillems 5 жыл бұрын
People with glasses will have this twice a day, once in the morning when they see their wife and once when they get back from work and see their wife.
@nekkowe
@nekkowe 5 жыл бұрын
Foil-ed by the screen protector
@brandononeil6129
@brandononeil6129 5 жыл бұрын
every time. and it woulda worked too, if it werent for those meddling wave form collapsing observations
@thomasmaagaard
@thomasmaagaard 4 жыл бұрын
Working with transparent materials in 3D visualization: yes very much
@ryanr27
@ryanr27 4 жыл бұрын
@@HermanWillems What if their wife is just a spreadsheet?
@Tacticslion
@Tacticslion 3 жыл бұрын
“Two jokes-who knew?” This man creates comedy for a living. What an exquisite time to be alive.
@floppy8568
@floppy8568 6 ай бұрын
He is a stand-up mathematician after all, not a sit-down mathematician
@Qermaq
@Qermaq 4 ай бұрын
@@floppy8568 Could be a crouching mathematician.
@3dpprofessor
@3dpprofessor 8 жыл бұрын
This was a flawless presentation. The timing, the beats, hitting the marks, and even when things go wrong the perfect filler. Not a second was wasted. Amazing.
@gwho
@gwho 2 жыл бұрын
almost everything was excessively drawn out bro.
@Evil_Anvil
@Evil_Anvil 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwho sad what the internet did to attention spans
@Shelsight
@Shelsight Жыл бұрын
@@gwhohe’s not actually a stand up comedian, you do know that? He’s a lecturer & maths tutor. So no, it wasn’t drawn out, as it wasn’t officially a stand up routine…
@Stratoscope
@Stratoscope Жыл бұрын
​@@ShelsightI have to stand up a comment here: He's a standup guy, and he was standing up! Q.E.D.
@mathmechplus
@mathmechplus 2 ай бұрын
Hes such a legend!
@billbingham3829
@billbingham3829 9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I make my bed, I spreadsheets over the mattress.
@molly.dog8brooke792
@molly.dog8brooke792 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Bingham It took me a while to get this... well done
@uuu12343
@uuu12343 4 жыл бұрын
Towsif Hassan KZbin
@MrMashyker
@MrMashyker 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 4 жыл бұрын
BAD
@MrZaranthan
@MrZaranthan 4 жыл бұрын
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
@garmo1968
@garmo1968 6 жыл бұрын
I still appreciate the subtle clever humor of the phrase "i will perform somewhere between 0 and a whole joke"
@fredericapanon207
@fredericapanon207 4 жыл бұрын
With a probability of 1
@Notsosarcastic_02
@Notsosarcastic_02 10 ай бұрын
I confused it with sine's range , and was thinking how can he do a sin in the middle of a comedy show , glad to know I was wrong
@TheRenegade...
@TheRenegade... 3 ай бұрын
And he lied
@garmo1968
@garmo1968 3 ай бұрын
@@TheRenegade... a bad pun counts as between 0 and 1
@hakonsoreide
@hakonsoreide 6 жыл бұрын
Just proves what Monty Python once pointed out: Life's a piece of sheet when you look at it.
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 3 жыл бұрын
Always look on the bright (any number b/w 0 and 255) side of life.
@kartingpt
@kartingpt 2 жыл бұрын
I use python so I don't have to use spreadsheets so we've come full circle
@GladionD.Peirce
@GladionD.Peirce 5 ай бұрын
550 likes
@hakonsoreide
@hakonsoreide 5 ай бұрын
@@GladionD.Peirce Yes, indeed. Thanks. I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. 😀
@GladionD.Peirce
@GladionD.Peirce 5 ай бұрын
@@hakonsoreide is this sarcasm :)
@guilhermesfk
@guilhermesfk 8 жыл бұрын
"Can you believe some people don't use spreadsheets recreationally?" Matt Parker is an EVE Online player it seems.
@AuxenceF
@AuxenceF 5 жыл бұрын
Its funny bc its true
@emberassington
@emberassington 5 жыл бұрын
i prefer 18xx games for my spreadsheet recreation
@bukvoj
@bukvoj 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest I was only going through the comments to see if I could make this joke or it was taken....
@UnknownVir
@UnknownVir 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Pokemon Go is the whole reason I started learning them and once you start most games look like they'd be better with a spreadsheet. (OSRS being the one I did the second most spreadsheets for)
@guilhermesfk
@guilhermesfk 4 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownVir I was summoned from a 4 year slumber... May all know the curse of the.... NECROTHREAD!
@Krebzonide
@Krebzonide 8 жыл бұрын
this was the best series of spreadsheets with syncronized air vibrations Ive ever experienced.
@0LoneTech
@0LoneTech 4 жыл бұрын
Those air vibrations were produced by scrolling down a very narrow spreadsheet. ;)
@DHawkBeats
@DHawkBeats 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@joshdambrooo903
@joshdambrooo903 5 жыл бұрын
Man what a beautiful fusion of education and comedy. This could be a whole genre of stand-up lmao
@haitiancreolewithluciano
@haitiancreolewithluciano 3 жыл бұрын
I wish
@tributoandreanicoleb.4529
@tributoandreanicoleb.4529 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. More students would be inspired and invested in learning when you have educators like Matt who mixes the fun and humor in it
@mog398
@mog398 9 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said "red green blue", I knew where that shit was headed
@TunesByAI2024
@TunesByAI2024 9 жыл бұрын
you mean that sheet :)
@mog398
@mog398 9 жыл бұрын
Li Shaoran Badum tish
@zackwinter5532
@zackwinter5532 8 жыл бұрын
aaaaah i see wat u did there
@januszskudrzyk1577
@januszskudrzyk1577 8 жыл бұрын
neeeeerd
@greatexpectations1461
@greatexpectations1461 8 жыл бұрын
David Byrne Mexico?
@NotQuiteFirst
@NotQuiteFirst 8 жыл бұрын
That was fun but I won't buy the DVD...I'll just wait till it comes out on spreadsheet
@matthewrandell5055
@matthewrandell5055 8 жыл бұрын
i think i get it
@NotQuiteFirst
@NotQuiteFirst 8 жыл бұрын
Matthew Randell me too
@starahlava
@starahlava 6 жыл бұрын
Tl má byť zarastený sa v Krjf
@starahlava
@starahlava 6 жыл бұрын
Na prístupe ku y a nech sa uskutoční yhhhjjgfjhgbjbvccvggbhhhhhhhjhhhhhjhhhhhjjhjhghjhhjhhhhhhhjjjjjhhjkjjjkjjjj
@goldsrcorsource2551
@goldsrcorsource2551 6 жыл бұрын
>named first >not first comment >???
@3snoW_
@3snoW_ 9 жыл бұрын
So, since my screen is also a dynamic spreadsheet, and so is a youtube video... I have just watched a spreadsheet of a spreadsheet representing a projection of a spreadsheet picture with Matt and a spreadsheet.
@otakuribo
@otakuribo 9 жыл бұрын
Spreadshception
@EmpressLeana
@EmpressLeana 9 жыл бұрын
+Elliot Grey People keep using that (inception) word, I don't think it means what people think it means. ... Recursion bitches, do you do it?
@3snoW_
@3snoW_ 9 жыл бұрын
***** It's a reference to the Inception movie, where people go to a dream within a dream within a dream.
@EmpressLeana
@EmpressLeana 9 жыл бұрын
3snoW Yes, I know. But inception doesn't refer to the dream within a dream, but to the inception of an idea.
@3snoW_
@3snoW_ 9 жыл бұрын
***** I believe people do realize that the movie isn't called "Dreamception", but by saying "Xception" is like saying "the dream thing from Inception except that instead of a dream it's X"
@elijahfern.
@elijahfern. 4 жыл бұрын
1.9k dislikes are from people who use Google Sheets.
@villamilish
@villamilish 4 жыл бұрын
Buuut..... Google Sheets are also spreadsheets. 🤔
@akshaytati
@akshaytati 4 жыл бұрын
@@villamilish google sheets don't excel at it
@ekat3
@ekat3 4 жыл бұрын
Don't @ me like that.
@peterbayonet1266
@peterbayonet1266 4 жыл бұрын
Me, using Libreoffice : Noob
@UnknownVir
@UnknownVir 4 жыл бұрын
Don't lump us in, I still liked it :(
@luca_bc
@luca_bc 5 жыл бұрын
6:37 Matt: "One, two, three..." Everyone: "spreadsheeeets" Goat: "MUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH"
@ankavoskuilen1725
@ankavoskuilen1725 5 жыл бұрын
There is always a goat. 😂😂😂
@UFBMusic
@UFBMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Man when I was a kid, you could see pixels on a tv screen with the naked eye!
@kevinhuang8763
@kevinhuang8763 8 жыл бұрын
When was that?
@UFBMusic
@UFBMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Well I was born in 1988, so that would have been the mid 90s.
@aev6075
@aev6075 8 жыл бұрын
We had one of those monstrosities aswell :D
@UFBMusic
@UFBMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Back when hanging a television on the wall was the fever dream of a madman!
@aev6075
@aev6075 8 жыл бұрын
UFBMusic And modern day ikea crap would crush underneath it.
@jesusirizarry4493
@jesusirizarry4493 7 жыл бұрын
"when I take the picture say spreadsheets" that one guy: "AAAHHHHHHHHH"
@wallyhackenslacker
@wallyhackenslacker 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: what's the most important thing you've ever done with your life, son? Son: I got about a hundred people to pay to hear me say a pun about Microsoft Excel at a comedy club. Dad: I'm so proud of you.
@DanTheStripe
@DanTheStripe 9 жыл бұрын
I laughed way way too much at the "Exceled" joke. That was absolutely brilliant.
@artemisDev
@artemisDev 2 жыл бұрын
i almost awakened my whole family
@alexanderpowell6823
@alexanderpowell6823 2 жыл бұрын
omg neek
@leonie9102
@leonie9102 5 жыл бұрын
"back in the day, right, when we had overhead projectors..." German schools: oh you.. don't anymore?
@icy_rane
@icy_rane 5 жыл бұрын
luxembourg too haha
@luisclaro3386
@luisclaro3386 5 жыл бұрын
Ahahah
@QqJcrsStbt
@QqJcrsStbt 4 жыл бұрын
Miss the OHP. No expectation of high production values. A pack of five coloured pens, a pile of foils and packs of the kind that you can ink print/laser print and photo copy onto. You can put your presentation together anywhere, even sat out side in the summer sun in Brisbane. No temptation to try to pack too much info on one foil. Forced you into some good habits. Stick a blank foil over the top, scribble, annotate and highlight on the hoof without destroying the original. Cannot say I miss the punched paper tape or the teletype. Think it is quite recent that NHS stopped using Fax, Boeing are phasing out 3.5" floppys (rather the old 747's that have them) and DoD have retired 8" floppys from missile defence after about 50 years. B-52s are all older than 57yrs and are not due to retire before they hit 90yrs old
@ninjacell2999
@ninjacell2999 4 жыл бұрын
Still do some places
@sebastianjost
@sebastianjost 3 жыл бұрын
There's not much wrong with OHPs. They are a lot cheaper than many more modern alternatives and are pretty reliable. I have never seen a school or university classroom, where every computer and it's ports worked perfectly. OHPs o the other hand are much more reliable
@evilcam
@evilcam 9 жыл бұрын
Spreadsheets all the way down. Matt is doing it right.
@MrRolnicek
@MrRolnicek 9 жыл бұрын
+evilcam Where exactly is the "It's turtles all the way down" originally from?
@soilcredibility
@soilcredibility 9 жыл бұрын
+MrRolnicek Why not google the answer and you'll have it in seconds.
@A-Star0218
@A-Star0218 9 жыл бұрын
+howdj in a beautiful spreadsheet format displayed on your screen
@zamsaraguth
@zamsaraguth 9 жыл бұрын
+evilcam Your Avatar pic is subtle but great
@autumnrayne9522
@autumnrayne9522 8 жыл бұрын
Favorite joke of the set XD
@Starter61
@Starter61 9 жыл бұрын
Just EXCEL-lent !
@ragicansmith5046
@ragicansmith5046 9 жыл бұрын
LOL very nice!
@dave28lax
@dave28lax 9 жыл бұрын
+Starter61 Word!
@MrNateSPF
@MrNateSPF 9 жыл бұрын
+dave28lax Good PowerPoint!
@donpicklle2663
@donpicklle2663 9 жыл бұрын
This comment chain has a "computer" OUTLOOK on life
@SponkadonkaAKABuggy9000
@SponkadonkaAKABuggy9000 9 жыл бұрын
Stop with these Microsoft jokes. I will end you if you make another joke. You have my word.
@8ytan
@8ytan 9 жыл бұрын
As video titles go, this is a good one.
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
It may be my favourite yet.
@RobertHeadley
@RobertHeadley 9 жыл бұрын
+John Reynolds This is obviously a spreadsheet, not a video.
@8ytan
@8ytan 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Headley Same thing.
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 9 жыл бұрын
+MrHappyBollox If String Theory is correct, the Universe is made up of discrete points, so you might be onto something there.
@nottobe2916
@nottobe2916 7 жыл бұрын
It's clickbait
@TomlinsTE
@TomlinsTE 5 жыл бұрын
This guy has amazing comedic timing to make a ten minute spreadsheet lecture engaging and hilarious.
@npc6924
@npc6924 6 жыл бұрын
0/10, I was promised anywhere between 0 and 1 jokes, and was delivered 2.
@thebloxxer22
@thebloxxer22 5 жыл бұрын
The two hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 5 жыл бұрын
I get you 10 was 1 more joke from what was promised.
@genroynoisis6980
@genroynoisis6980 5 жыл бұрын
1.9 repeating?
@toatrika2443
@toatrika2443 5 жыл бұрын
10/01
@icouldeataknob
@icouldeataknob 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, technically even 1 joke was over-delivering on the promise of "between 0 and 1 jokes"
@MattTheMagician23
@MattTheMagician23 8 жыл бұрын
"I have really Excel-ed myself." Way too funny. Awesome.
@UKVampy
@UKVampy 5 жыл бұрын
Good job he didn't laugh too hard he could have sheeted himself
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын
I used to own stocks in a spreadsheet company. When there was a dip on those stocks, I had to cell, cell, cell!
@aknopf8173
@aknopf8173 5 жыл бұрын
I think you found the Formula to success!
@newbarker523
@newbarker523 4 жыл бұрын
So you bought high and sold cheap. Rookie mistake. Sits back and waits for the Whooosh comments...
@ChaoticNeutralMatt
@ChaoticNeutralMatt 4 жыл бұрын
@@newbarker523 obligatory /whoosh/
@bibekgautam512
@bibekgautam512 9 жыл бұрын
You were a little beyond what I expected. Great as always, Matt.
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
I always strive for expectations + ε.
@hadinossanosam4459
@hadinossanosam4459 8 жыл бұрын
How on earth did only 22 people understand this joke???
@JosephTaber
@JosephTaber 5 жыл бұрын
These jokes were kind of a tough cell. I’ll show myself out...
@neilruedlinger4851
@neilruedlinger4851 4 жыл бұрын
May be tough getting out, there are no doors and the window panes may be frozen?
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
As a prisoner I would tell jokes to pass the time. When no one laughed I'd say, "Tough cell!"
@nattodatto
@nattodatto 8 жыл бұрын
thumbs up if you're watching this on a spreadsheet
@JacobRy
@JacobRy 5 жыл бұрын
Yes I'm on excel++
@firefish111
@firefish111 5 жыл бұрын
Me. The comment section is limited though
@FalseProphet92
@FalseProphet92 5 жыл бұрын
No-one else watching on an overhead projector?!
@najroe
@najroe 5 жыл бұрын
bb ASCII graphics and monocrome screen would be interesting experiment for this vid
@Off-Brand_Devin
@Off-Brand_Devin 5 жыл бұрын
The title of this video is anti-clickbait. Thanks for that.
@powergannon
@powergannon 8 жыл бұрын
I knew where this was going when he said 0 to 255.
@ghostmutt4265
@ghostmutt4265 7 жыл бұрын
Timothy Y. i still dont know where he went with it
@0123mandatory
@0123mandatory 7 жыл бұрын
Timothy Y. talk computing to me
@jaqian
@jaqian 7 жыл бұрын
For some reason I was thinking of IP Addresses lol
@eightiesboy
@eightiesboy 6 жыл бұрын
@@jaqian Ditto...
@clintoncook6082
@clintoncook6082 6 жыл бұрын
Ironically, the only thing I was thinking was that he was OCD or something and he liked a LOT of large numbers in an excel document. When the colors came into play, I thought, "How is he going to see some of those values if they're so dark?" The best part is I'm a photographer. I guess that showed where my head was.
@RuthDChin
@RuthDChin 7 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend (now husband) wooed me with a spreadsheet. Dead serious.
@jetison333
@jetison333 7 жыл бұрын
Ruth D. Chin story time?
@flyingskyward2153
@flyingskyward2153 7 жыл бұрын
Woo!
@austinpundit6321
@austinpundit6321 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think we need to hear this story!
@WisamSafi1978
@WisamSafi1978 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone wants this !!! Make a video on this
@Nolooo
@Nolooo 5 жыл бұрын
Ruth D. Chin yah I think we need to hear the story Ruth
@The-Bloke
@The-Bloke 8 жыл бұрын
Awesome routine. Making a spreadsheet of a photo is such a clever idea. One of those ideas which is so obvious in hindsight (for anyone who understand RGB values and spreadsheet conditional formatting.) But I never would have thought of putting those two together, or imagined it would end up looking so good. Matt really has a gift for providing entertaining demonstrations of technical and mathematical concepts.
@tfbiv427
@tfbiv427 4 жыл бұрын
@TheBloke I truly was a little nervous that it would crash during his routine.
@stellarfirefly
@stellarfirefly 9 жыл бұрын
In the end, I laughed heartily. But now I also really, really want my own portable, computer-compatible microscope.
@berryzhang7263
@berryzhang7263 2 жыл бұрын
If you look at his expressions he’s either playing and teasing with the audience or just laughing from how much fun he’s having on stage, and you can really tell how much he loves performing❤
@saltyllama3137
@saltyllama3137 4 жыл бұрын
*Comedy about spreadsheets* 2.5 million people: 'Ight, why not
@ponivi
@ponivi 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he gets someones phone for a second, and just straight up takes a selfie.
@luigivercotti6410
@luigivercotti6410 4 жыл бұрын
When he said how someone might get where this is going, only then I immediately realised where this was going
@phisch95
@phisch95 7 жыл бұрын
why is this funnier than everything else I found today on KZbin?
@pascalanema3377
@pascalanema3377 5 жыл бұрын
His excel file was called "spreadsheets all the way down" 😂
@racool911
@racool911 4 жыл бұрын
This is so educational, I thought it was a Ted Talk
@md7ishere
@md7ishere 3 жыл бұрын
same
@lifeasanactor
@lifeasanactor Жыл бұрын
still one of the best shows I have found online ever!
@rahuld0219
@rahuld0219 8 жыл бұрын
Matt be like : "I heard you like spreadsheets so I made a spreadsheet in your spreadsheet which shows a spreadsheet in a picture made of a spreadsheet."
@Benny_Blue
@Benny_Blue 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the guy who cheered for "But now, I've automated the process" at 8:40.
@phitsf5475
@phitsf5475 6 жыл бұрын
"Stand-up comedy routine about Spreadsheets" - Now this is something I just know I'm going to enjoy
@WisamSafi1978
@WisamSafi1978 Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this, especially the “one joke” I get a nerdgasm
@eastmeetswestpresents6923
@eastmeetswestpresents6923 5 жыл бұрын
This is basically art, math and science combined into one fun video - if only I can translate this into a format that teenagers in high school can appreciate (or heck students at the tail end of elementary/primary school)
@almoglevin
@almoglevin 9 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you Matt Parker, I really needed cheering up today!
@almoglevin
@almoglevin 9 жыл бұрын
That kind of looks sarcastic... it isn't! :-D
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
+Almog Levin Glad I could help!
@74oshua
@74oshua 8 жыл бұрын
Almog Levin Yes, exactly 1 cheering up.
@Reth_Hard
@Reth_Hard 8 жыл бұрын
I just realized how you can make the people laugh just by talking the same way as the other stand-up comedians. You don't even need to have good jokes! All you need is a subject that can be a bit interesting and then talking like any stand-up comedian and then, you have a stand-up comedy show!
@marcalvarez4890
@marcalvarez4890 Жыл бұрын
Full Frontal Nerdity.......is a BRILLIANT name. Also your last joke.....Its spreadsheets all the way down....Brilliant.
@bretttaylor4840
@bretttaylor4840 8 жыл бұрын
that joke was excel-lent
@milk3275
@milk3275 8 жыл бұрын
Joseph Anderson why have you done this? What am I doing on a saturday night?
@pawelkomarnicki
@pawelkomarnicki 8 жыл бұрын
you mister have a (Power)Point ;-)
@Leo1239150
@Leo1239150 8 жыл бұрын
Paul Komarnicki Word!
@joshuarainey5297
@joshuarainey5297 8 жыл бұрын
I'd like Access to this nerd herd
@Mikeological
@Mikeological 8 жыл бұрын
This Sucks on Ice you need to have a more positive outlook
@Wulisso
@Wulisso 7 жыл бұрын
I just went to your think maths site do do a picture, then browsed the other downloads. I think you will be happy to know that I experienced a physical shiver of excitement while reading the names of some of the spreadsheets.
@jackdog06
@jackdog06 4 жыл бұрын
Me when I first watched this: lol, who would use a spreadsheet recreationally? Me now, playing D&D in quarantine with a google sheets character sheet: ....oh....
@NFITC1
@NFITC1 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched thousands of spreadsheets about spreadsheets. I was not disappointed
@RacingAtHome
@RacingAtHome 8 жыл бұрын
I never thought i'd ever see comedy about Spreadsheets.
@averagejoey2000
@averagejoey2000 Жыл бұрын
I heard 255, knew this would be pixels, wondered what the image might be, saw an eye, and thought I was being rickrolled
@K0Tik82
@K0Tik82 5 жыл бұрын
Man, I wish there would be school and university teachers like you! Then studying would be easy and lovely yet very effective! Thank you!
@Cog_In_The_Gear
@Cog_In_The_Gear 6 жыл бұрын
I sent this video to my mom, a career human resource department employee, who taught me how to use Excel and spreadsheets. I have since been disowned.
@MrTomkimber
@MrTomkimber 9 жыл бұрын
"I really excelled myself" - brilliant :)
@bellidragon540
@bellidragon540 4 жыл бұрын
So, we're watching this video during online-classes. All of us are sitting there with funny hats... It's wonderful.
@LarryPanozzo
@LarryPanozzo 8 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this even more than I thought I would. And as a super-nerd I knew I would enjoy it.
@phoslurperr
@phoslurperr 4 жыл бұрын
What joy I have stumbled into!
@FFXfever
@FFXfever 9 жыл бұрын
Matt, I am glad you're doing these shows. I loved your goofy personality back in Numberpile.
@mataogearsky5353
@mataogearsky5353 6 ай бұрын
At 4:24, Steve looks so _alarmed_ after popping his party popper, and for some reason that's immensely funny to me.
@LLHLMHfilms
@LLHLMHfilms 8 жыл бұрын
"Stand up mathematician" so he doesn't need to sit down to do math?
@blubb9004
@blubb9004 5 жыл бұрын
That one is so bad....exactly my taste. Thanks
@numberapollo6909
@numberapollo6909 5 жыл бұрын
It makes me uncomfortable to do math sitting down
@MariaMartinez-researcher
@MariaMartinez-researcher 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently not. There is a Great Big Story video about mathematicians' love for a certain brand of chalk. So it seems many prefer to stand up before a literal chalkboard.
@coolboy9979
@coolboy9979 4 жыл бұрын
Why are math people always so good damn good at speaking and being funny. Every single math teacher I had (except elementary) was the coolest and funniest teacher
@avacyn2916
@avacyn2916 Жыл бұрын
In order to be engaging one must first truly love what they are presenting. Matt Parker (and your teachers) have a beautiful love for the field. I wish all teachers could reach this level of excitement!
@TheSwiftStriker
@TheSwiftStriker 9 жыл бұрын
Is that one of the guys from Numberphile?
@joshuahadams
@joshuahadams 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@znloshea3962
@znloshea3962 9 жыл бұрын
+ESoro25 yep
@anqied
@anqied 7 жыл бұрын
He does the calculator unboxings
@1996Pinocchio
@1996Pinocchio 5 жыл бұрын
@@anqied And Parker Squares.
@m.douglas8492
@m.douglas8492 5 жыл бұрын
yup.
@InvitingShores
@InvitingShores 9 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how witty you can lecture about those nerdy, yet intelligent, stuff.
@ArchonPook
@ArchonPook 8 жыл бұрын
Spreadsheets are fantastic for organizing your life, particularly with hobbies and past times. I use them frequently when running tabletop roleplaying games with my friends. They're really quite handy.
@matthewrandell5055
@matthewrandell5055 8 жыл бұрын
Truee, I used to have one for TV shows I was watching
@daledo8604
@daledo8604 8 жыл бұрын
Matthew Randell you're watching too much TV if you need a spreadsheet
@matthewrandell5055
@matthewrandell5055 8 жыл бұрын
Dale Russell The problem is I was watching too little and never finishing a series so I needed to keep track of which episode I was on
@DavidRTribble
@DavidRTribble 4 жыл бұрын
The one joke is at 4:15, which ironically is 255 seconds into the video.
@tatertatertatertatertater
@tatertatertatertatertater 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@TetroLancer
@TetroLancer 8 жыл бұрын
So this is how I spent my time at 1:30am
@vadipp
@vadipp 5 жыл бұрын
3:00am
@johnmeredith8385
@johnmeredith8385 4 жыл бұрын
Literally watching a 1:30 am 🤨🤨
@toky0line
@toky0line 4 жыл бұрын
"Matt Parker with American accent isn't real, he can't hurt you" Matt Parker with American accent:
@whitherwhence
@whitherwhence 8 жыл бұрын
I've watched this -l4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17- 18 times. I'm gonna update this comment every time I watch this.
@SreenikethanI
@SreenikethanI 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, now that's dedication
@MaxLennon
@MaxLennon 6 жыл бұрын
Better yet, conditionally format it to lighten the color every time you increment the view counter.
@iansullivan9738
@iansullivan9738 5 жыл бұрын
Should have gone with primes
@satibel
@satibel 5 жыл бұрын
reminder to watch the video.
@byron1401
@byron1401 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's time to watch it again @Oaky Oak
@Tundra-ec3ii
@Tundra-ec3ii 4 жыл бұрын
I was having a bad night and while this thing obviously didn’t fix it, it certainly brightened up my evening just a little bit. I’m glad I remembered it and I’m glad you did it. Thank you if you see this.
@jyak27
@jyak27 9 жыл бұрын
i knew the "bit" ;) about 255 because of the book 'code' by charles petzold. its a great read for the layman who wants to know about the innards of computers
@yellowbelly7863
@yellowbelly7863 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't think I had the capabilities of laughing at a joke about spread sheets.. but I continue to be amazed..
@The_Unholy_Nerd
@The_Unholy_Nerd 6 жыл бұрын
Want to know the difference between a Geek and a Nerd? Ask them this: Complete this phrase: May the force be... Geek: with you Nerd: equal to mass times acceleration That's the concrete way to tell the difference
@megandunnett7900
@megandunnett7900 4 жыл бұрын
What happens when someone is both?🤔
@QuakerDragon
@QuakerDragon 4 жыл бұрын
@@megandunnett7900 Sheldon Cooper is a good example
@megandunnett7900
@megandunnett7900 4 жыл бұрын
@@QuakerDragon 😂 I like it.
@llamafromspace
@llamafromspace 7 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so good! My husband questioned why I was watching a calculator review, and now "it's maths all the way down"
@stefanilserbo2
@stefanilserbo2 9 жыл бұрын
I knew you are funny, but having a stand-up comedy like this... never expected! Amazing! I had a lot of fun watching it! p.s. why should I ruin hours and hours of fun using your picture ulploader, when I can do every picture I want by myself (yeah, years and years of fun!)
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
I do work as a stand-up comedian as a living. :] And yes, don't let the automatic converter rob you of hours of tedious fun.
@bennylofgren3208
@bennylofgren3208 8 жыл бұрын
If he were a professor at Nottingham, could he perhaps title himself the Spreadsheriff of Nottingham...?
@nauticalwife2841
@nauticalwife2841 4 жыл бұрын
This may be the best video I've ever watched. My passion for excel is fulfilled
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 9 жыл бұрын
:D I love this! I know that you're busy often, Matt, but can you please upload more standup comedy? You are brilliant!
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
The problem with 'real' stand-up comedy is that it is really hard/expensive to film. But I'll put up other bits from this Spoken Nerd DVD in a few months.
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 9 жыл бұрын
standupmaths :D Thank you, Mr Parker! You are the best.
@raisavaz
@raisavaz 4 жыл бұрын
"...there's plenty more mathematics to keep you happy" could be a t-shirt quote
@ryano.5149
@ryano.5149 7 жыл бұрын
Boss: "What are you doing?" Me: "Oh, just looking a these spreadsheets." Ha ha ha!
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 9 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves spreadsheets and uses them recreationally, thanks! I immediately sent this to my sister, who is as nerdy as I am.
@gredangeo
@gredangeo 8 жыл бұрын
1:49 well that was weird. I coughed at that exact moment, and saw that spike, and was wondering if it was my heart or something.
@newbarker523
@newbarker523 4 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@BenjaminWirtz
@BenjaminWirtz 6 жыл бұрын
Messing around with spreadsheets is one of my favorite recreational activities, I kid you not.
@QueenFondue
@QueenFondue 9 жыл бұрын
Matt. You are hilarious. Do more of this please XD
@RichConnerGMN
@RichConnerGMN 3 жыл бұрын
oh hey it's you again
@doublestufpenguin
@doublestufpenguin 9 жыл бұрын
You remind me so much of classic Michael Palin in this one, Matt. Speech and look are similar. Hadn't noticed it before. Excellent routine too! I'm glad I got to see you three in London a couple years ago.
@joesretrostuff
@joesretrostuff 6 жыл бұрын
There’s something very Michael Palin about this guy’s mannerisms
@skoomatik
@skoomatik 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you for being you and for what you do.
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
It's not like I have a choice!
@alandouglas2789
@alandouglas2789 9 жыл бұрын
Awesome stuff, really love your work
@standupmaths
@standupmaths 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I really love your comment.
@chiepah2
@chiepah2 Жыл бұрын
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets - Weird Al Yankovic
@Nijadj7
@Nijadj7 8 жыл бұрын
On a scale of 0 - 1 I give this a 7. I loved it!
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 8 жыл бұрын
Michael Boullon That's not the point of scales
@Garf2O
@Garf2O 8 жыл бұрын
id give it a strong 7 light 8
@TM-ui6wx
@TM-ui6wx 8 жыл бұрын
All lectures should go like this.
@WHS64
@WHS64 9 жыл бұрын
This is great fun.. Although I wonder why you spend a weekend on applying the conditional formatting. You could've added a column with in all cells the formula: "=IF(MOD(ROW();3)=0;3;MOD(ROW();3))" - then you would have been able to filter the matrix for all the R,G or B rows. Then select visible cells only and apply conditional format. Could have been done in less then 5 minutes. But I don't want to be a wiseguy, and hey; now you were able to spend more time with your favourite spreadsheet! Which is great on itself. Love this kind of useless (with all the respect) usage of spreadsheets... Greetings from the Netherlands!
@legendhero-eu1lc
@legendhero-eu1lc 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome!
@byusaranicole
@byusaranicole 7 жыл бұрын
Stand up comedy + spreadsheets????? Yes, please!!
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo 4 жыл бұрын
Well this is the best comedy routine i've ever seen. And did I just send my friends a spreadsheet that's a Rick roll? Yes, yes I did
@carlosapiang8256
@carlosapiang8256 8 жыл бұрын
What an excel-lent video!
@RacingAtHome
@RacingAtHome 8 жыл бұрын
You almost Accessed my laughter.
@matthewrandell5055
@matthewrandell5055 8 жыл бұрын
word
@daledo8604
@daledo8604 8 жыл бұрын
The Outlook is good.
@RacingAtHome
@RacingAtHome 8 жыл бұрын
That's a very Power(ful)Point!
@daledo8604
@daledo8604 8 жыл бұрын
It's getty a little too punny in here, I'll have to call my Publisher soon.
@jonnyblade3234
@jonnyblade3234 3 жыл бұрын
I expect Rick Astley, I was sorely disappointed
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