It’s Impossible to Hide a Snack from a Kid - Matt Bearden - Stand-Up Featuring

[@gamingwithmaya502]

Legit caught me off guard with a couple of those jokes. I definitely would watch his standup.

[@DarkSector6247]

Hes good. He runs a comedy show here in Austin called Punch. Also great comics in the line up and they pull no punches. Also on an afternoon talk show called Dudley and Bob with Matt. Check them out.

[@AFishNamedBob]

You just did. ?

[@jaidenarias5912]

Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through!

[@patricelincoln5773]

These jokes were the first in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Mark Normand.

[@NeimanMarkiss]

dude was funny he had a few haymakers tucked lol

[@captain26]

Bahaha! Legit haymakers that will even catch avid stand up fans off guard.

[@alexhead227]

Matt Bearden killed my kittens with a shovel.

[@bigred5494]

Dale snitched on me for smoking

[@williamprice9363]

Bob looks tired

[@Salty_Sprinkles]

William Price 😂

[@eddique]

Kitties!

[@cmart8156]

At least he weened them off first 🤷‍♀️

[@JCGossII]

Funny man Matt Birden

[@FearAgent89]

Hopefully we see more Bearden on Comedy Central

[@davidconte5955]

Funniest standup I've seen this month. Smart, surprising and with just the edge you need. Amazing work!

[@Files102]

This dude is so awkward but has some really good jokes lol.

[@kellenhowell]

Love Matt Bearden.

[@skelton1962]

Good set, looking forward to seeing more

[@taylorglover2717]

Dudley and Bob with MATT rules!

[@Ramberta]

Decent clip, hope the whole set is on par with this cuz if so that's pretty good!

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

That one laugh in the crowd😂😂

[@russkinyon9856]

Absolutely hilarious! Love his comedy!

[@KLBJ937]

Now you know why he has the smaller name on our van.

[@RYANinYOURface]

Dammit, I did the same comment. You know your call is being monitored.

[@dmo8843]

DUUUUUUMP

[@estelafairbanks4876]

Really funny and original!

[@SkyAcre]

KLBJ D&B Austinite listener since the 90's, that was legit man !!

[@christinefigari9805]

Me too SkyAcre!! Proud native Austinite!

[@aaricwallace3648]

This guys hilarious. Need more of him.

[@etxkevin7452]

Dudley & Bob......................................................with Matt.

[@ethanconnelly8231]

Great standup

[@tarrytowndesign6182]

Oh that's just our local Austin icon... borrowing his wife's shirt

[@alwaysplusone]

Loved this guy. 🤣😂

[@Gamerdude9317]

Holy crap, Matt Bearden from 101.5!

[@lslewis]

That line at the end that his kid says is legit song lyric-potential

[@dunkelmonkey]

It's also impossible to hide MY snacks from my puppy... She always knows when I'm stuffing my face, and always wants some lol

[@cmart8156]

Love Matt Bearden!! Xoxo

[@TazCStorm]

This dude was hilarious.. I enjoy how this man thinks

[@madmartigen]

That is a good set, nice work!

[@mekkalekkah]

Matt is so funny!!! My fave Austin comic!

[@Nicholsk]

Matt so funny love him!!

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Solid

[@heywhitebaby]

i wanna see the full show! loveyoulovetheshow

[@howieeeee503]

This guys is fucking hilarious

[@yurjhr1662]

"It me" is a meme. Lol

[@LycanLink]

Anybody else here think he sounds a little like Billy West (voice of Philip J. Fry and Stimpson J. Cat)?

[@ThirdEyePried]

More Bearden dammit!!!

[@summer_glazed2818]

I had on a face mask, while watching this. It was a challenge trying not to laugh, to keep it from cracking 😂

[@summer_glazed2818]

Phresh King That Aztec clay mask is a bitch 😂

[@jasonsmith2759]

Should have shared your cherry smoothie with your daughter

[@DRS0395]

Good gahd this was good! Normally I just leave a like and go about my way but damn... watch this!

[@danielmccarthy2445]

Hilarious

[@andrewcampos10]

Funny

[@RYANinYOURface]

His name is the smallest on the truck. Just sayin'.

[@mrod5732]

Funny dude!

[@DTM4000]

haha

[@fritz6462]

He’s pretty funny :)

[@teaganna5970]

I burned my finger grilling some grilled cheese. I'm pissed. I'm a hand model.

[@Zqppy]

Dont agree with his politics, I still laughed my ass off

[@AE-lw1ug]

🤣🤣

[@Voices333]

Hi

[@abodnar]

Reminds me of a fatter Pat Dean.

[@anjusaloniya3633]

👍

[@jaidenarias5912]

Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through!

[@PROZOblivion]

Guy sounds like fry

[@dmo8843]

This guy looks like he works at a place where his boss does not shut up about his medical problems as soon as he walks in and makes him talk about it for an hour.

[@herksmodelworks165]

WHAT !?! 🤦‍♂️

[@andrewcampos10]

Second

[@lisa-im4kv]

Those were HIS jokes! I'm tired of hearing different versions of the same jokes (tweaked here and there to put a spin on it). He said new stuff, and thanks for the treat!

[@juliansruiz]

Hilarious

[@things_i_say5951]

The title's topic doesn't do this guy justice. He's a scream! SO FUNNY!

[@jaidenarias5912]

Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through!

[@clifffarrell]

Matt brings the funny every day in Austin!! WTG Matt! Great set!!

[@rohypnotist6263]

Matt should post more on YT .I wanted to see more but there isn't any

[@jonathanraymondi713]

I can't his comment on adopted children getting beaten!! Just kidding I can take a joke lol

[@BugoHossBH]

He just blew me away... This type of delivery just cant be rehersed. He is my discovery of the month.

[@rohypnotist6263]

It's also brutal for step children , specially the ginger ones .

[@milesjohnson1352]

I feel sorry for the soulless bastards

[@ssgssbeet4133]

Oh, you mean the devils children

[@bigred5494]

Speaking as a literal red headed stepchild (5X thanks dad...), I can vouch for this. My saving grace was I was bigger than my dad since the 6th grade

[@deafmx]

damn, Comedy Central couldn’t afford Pop Cop or what?

[@missamdan]

You know what Matt? Maybe you're wrong!

[@mikecooper9460]

Haha!! I have to hide in my closet to eat kind bars. Still single hiding from my dog. :D

[@Salty_Sprinkles]

No shoes no shirt ain’t no other show like it in town.

[@keithcarlyle2264]

4 more years comedy central

[@rolandogamez]

The conversation with a daughter is 100% accurate!

[@surfakimo2674]

“Funny man, Matt Burden!”

[@michaelreilly5505]

So good. Bearden crushes it as usual.

[@wittedcow7292]

Love you love the show, glad to see one of yall make it to a major market! This even got my wife to say "oh he is funny"

[@matthewmendez1136]

Funnyman Matt Bearden! He's the best

[@jankelley4537]

This made my day! It's always good to see your face instead of just having you in my ears.

[@djwhitehair5756]

Great stuff...miss seeing Matt at Punch.

[@beauxjones8793]

Beardo putting DUDLEY & BOB w/matt and AUSTIN COMEDY On the Map

[@bobhall8068]

Dude kinda sounds like the professor in futurama.

[@dmo8843]

Seriously though, have loved Matt for years. Dude is hilarious.

[@templeglow7756]

Brilliant. Great stuff. More please.

[@rrprz4914]

KLBJ Austin, The Coyote, is the his radio show

[@damonbaladez3575]

Lmfao 😂🤣😂

[@2gritty]

😂😂😂 yeah I'll def watch him

[@Leigh8]

Love this guy! Always makes me LOL 🤣

[@frankgonzales81tx]

THIS GUY NEEEDS HIS OWN SITCOM!

[@enjoiNirvana]

Is this Lazlo from GTA?

[@giovannirincon9218]

Wtf a sugar glider

[@evanmorgan1209]

Is that a green screen?

[@Chattychatty512]

#moremattplease

[@Ntk61]

Hack

[@alexhead227]

When did Alex Jones start doing comedy?

[@DanielDriverA]

Damn stealing my joke ver batim. God’s watching, Alex. You’re going to burn in hell

[@NoiseThatLaughs]

So many dudes have the big torso/skinny leg combo. That’s a heart attack body. Really funny guy.

[@osirow]

Holy crap, this guy is hilarious!!!! Had me rolling. Hope to see him more often.

[@lukemartinek]

I bet this dude got punked by Jamie Kennedy at the after party tho

[@cooterduke3605]

So this is what happens when a "Monk" grows up! Great job, Matt!

[@evoldoer6229]

Yes, yes... but when is he gonna do the jokes with the puppet?

[@charlesjones32787]

lol i do that to my son all the time

[@stephenkubica9829]

This fella is funny !

[@hazedwonderthe9988]

👏👏👏 killed it my guy.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Decent last third.

[@johnnygogo22]

Nailed it!

[@marilynparilla6565]

Nice