How to Not Get Murdered When Hooking Up - Natasha Vaynblat - Stand-Up Featuring

Natasha Vaynblat describes tutoring New York City children, attempts to explain a woman’s surreal makeup and shares her strategy for how to safely hook up with a stranger. (Contains strong language.)
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[@ryanbuell4587]

I like how conversational her delivery style is. Like she's not making a big show of being on a stage/holding a mic. She's just telling funny stories like we're her friends.

[@CCartman69]

friends? Oh shit, did she just teach me shapes? That bitch! ;p

[@savanahstrange]

I hope to have that comedy style one day lol

[@TheNews1990]

Agreed... but the fucked up part is she just suggested what Winestein, and a whole bunch of others over the past year have done as a viable option for dating someone. They all had Air P-in-Vs... They even called them that. Just like she just did. It sounded like some sort of sexual assault cult. He "time shared" an apartment he owned with Mario Batalli (and a few others), and that's how they found out they called it an Air P-in-V.

[@cp_digital]

Ryan Buell it was an okay set, didn't find it lol funny. I Prefer standups like jb Smoove or Brody Stevens. I like when comics get animated, it keeps me engaged. different strokes for folks, I guess

[@Vomitcake]

I don’t need anymore friends

[@omnium_gatherum]

"Thank God you're here. He's.. SO small" 😂😂

[@farskies5045]

Yeah that was orig.

[@talentlessdxseo]

Story of my life

[@Jesse__H]

That opening joke killed! Had to stay for the rest after that.

[@omnium_gatherum]

@@Jesse__H Right 😂😂

[@royalalchemist6939]

Smol *

[@yahkovfreeman5720]

The “burly homosexual man” part got me😂

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I _definitely_ need to hire a bear as a bodyguard.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@confusedwhale, I mean I know you were trying to be funny and all, but have you never heard of the concept of shifts?

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated what's a shift?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@dOVERanalyst, you know, like a work shift. A bear does a few hours, then another bear comes in, relieves him of duty. So there's always _someone_ there, but it's not the same person all the time.

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated ah, right right...my bad..I work in shifts, myself. I'm an RJ. But, suddenly the bear thing got me somewhere else... Thanks for taking the time to explain! Instagram.com/rjmrunmayee

[@brettabraham]

I love her delivery. It always feels like there's another part of the joke coming and keeps you listening intently

[@9034833838]

and it never comes

[@romanisakson8752]

but it never comes..

[@adamcochran1309]

She dresses like a 90's teacher. I didn't know those shirts still existed.

[@MCAndyT]

It's in again. 18 year old college students dress like this now!

[@civildissension]

Young ladies dress like old pedophiles now. It really confuses the pedophiles.

[@thomasbarchen]

@@civildissension Yeah, now who would have thought that pedophile fashion would be the thing today?

[@nyknoco2866]

What are those shirts called?

[@HerveBoisde]

She makes the mom jeans look kinda hot too.

[@Dazyet]

“Is this the man of my dreams or is he going to put me to sleep forever” 😭😂😭

[@lemaygaming6952]

@Badger BadgerBadger Seek help.

[@Ameborl]

Haha! Yea first time I went to a guy’s apartment I didn’t know very well I straight up told him “Hey, my sister has your name & address and if I don’t check in with her at a pre-set time she will call the cops.” You never know who you can trust first time.

[@phrogtime1513]

I thought she was gonna say “is this the man of my dreams or just my soulmate”

[@veronicastandridge4541]

Or third or fourth time.

[@margaritam.9118]

Badger BadgerBadger ok I’m gonna convince you you’re my sugar daddy, open your wallet, sir 😌

[@Noble713]

Re: her "AirP&V" idea ....the Japanese have already mastered this, they are called "love hotels". Basically hotel rooms with condoms, karaoke machines, mood lighting, and opulent bathrooms that you rent for ~3 hours just for hook-ups. Great for keeping your Tinder matches from knowing where you live.

[@drunkenrobot3976]

But what about the burly homosexual man?

[@mellodees3663]

@@drunkenrobot3976He's listening in a conjoined room.

[@reggaemuffin838]

we have those in argentina, with mirrors in the ceiling and jacuzzis

[@sparecoochiemaam2562]

It’s about time. I’m tired of meth heads threatening to murder me and my family after I didn’t answer my phone when we sposed to hook up

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

@@sparecoochiemaam2562 I was actually excited about dating but after reading that, nevermind dying alone sounds good

[@platystrophia]

I LOVE a good cubism joke!

[@MCAndyT]

100%

[@professormancaptain4210]

Heather McC that shit was gold.

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

Niche market

[@invisiblebully171]

The tutor joke was very clever and witty I lol

[@TakeAsNeeded4Pain]

Ya, that joke would've killed if she was doing a set at the Home for Seniors or in a teacher's lounge.

[@bluestrife28]

I just decided I love her. The bear twist joke at the end sold it. She has a deadpan way like Wendy Leiberman one of my childhood fave comedians . New fan!

[@marching27]

was drinking coffee when she did the bear joke-- almost choked and died. Sold.

[@zyxwut321]

Boomboxes, e-mail, high waisted mom jeans, oversized glasses, drab page boy haircut. Did I stumble upon a particularly well preserved 1990s comedy routine?

[@eleanortaylor4768]

I guess the look has come back in cause im 19 and this is how me and all my pals dress, didn't know it was a 90s style, huh.

[@queenannsrevenge100]

In the 80s teens were imitating some 60s styles, in the 90s they were imitating some 70s styles, in the 00s some 80s styles - we just keep recycling pieces of decades over and over again 😁

[@USBEN.]

Bruh u saw a real wahmen .

[@GundamGokuTV]

@@queenannsrevenge100 It's the 20/30 year nostalgia cycle. Think about it. What's really big in media right now? IT, Stranger Things, Blade Runner, they are remaking and recreating what people remember the 80s as. In the 70s it was the 1950s, think Grease, the 80s it was the 50s and 60s Back to the Future and Hairspray for example. In the 90s/00s you had people looking back to the 70s. That 70s Show ran from 1998-2006. Boogie Nights and Dazed and Confused take place in the 1970s and were released in the 1990s. Right now the 80s are nostalgic for a lot of people. But I can already see the trend of 90s nostalgia coming to the fore front. As someone born in 1993 I love stuff from the 90s and I've seen plenty of kids on campus wearing Blockbuster and Polaroid T-Shirts. Soon you'll be seeing more 90s inspired movies. Give it 5 years and the 80s trend will have been replaced with the 90s trend. It's weird we are a people that are always wishing for the good old days.

[@Kazekoge101]

GundamGoku (scoffs while driving away in rickety 2003 Camry)

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

"not like a grizzly bear, but like a burly homosexual who will wrestle him into submission" I'm in tears and my family doesn't know what's going on because a can't breathe to tell them 🤣

[@Grayyv12]

2:06 I could only think about “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s clinical depression”

[@mennaebrahim4930]

OMG same!!

[@sonquatsch8585]

i thought totally maybe it's maybelline. but her 90s late 80s get up had me in that era already.

[@ahxel8173]

she said "maybe she invented cubism", not clinical depression.

[@donloxy24]

Holy shit she used to teach atmy high school. I had her for my third period English class

[@nicksheerin6520]

Was she cool

[@danpina17]

Sorry you hate making friends now

[@vadaski5038]

Did you smash...

[@donloxy24]

pineappledaddy lol huh?

[@donloxy24]

Nikki Sheerin one of the coolest teach upped her humour game too

[@YayaIsSilly]

Was not prepared for a bear joke 😂

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂 🐻

[@mynameisntleo]

This lady is great. I hope she gets an hour special, I'm sure she deserves it and could easily fill it with material.

[@JasonB95]

Her delivery was spot on. The conversational tone and pace made it way more interesting. I found myself chuckling nonstop even between the jokes.

[@realnovadamus]

Her flow is excellent.

[@Seapatico]

That was fantastic

[@jacobtech7]

I think she could have really good dry comedy if she tried to. Not many people like it dry (phrasing), but I think she'd rock it

[@JiBenJiBee]

I really enjoyed it as well.

[@TheNews1990]

Agreed... but the fucked up part is she just suggested what Winestein, and a whole bunch of others over the past year have done as a viable option for dating someone. They all had Air P-in-Vs... They even called them that. Just like she just did. It sounded like some sort of sexual assault cult. He "time shared" an apartment he owned with Mario Batalli (and a few others), and that's how they found out they called it an Air P-in-V.

[@SmilingJack100]

Entire set was 100% worth it just for "Air P in V" such a good pun!

[@0Y0L]

Really clean funny jokes. obviously intelligent. she's very sweet, with dark crazy side possibly/hopefully. Definitely one of the top ones from what I've seen lately.

[@han7era]

2:53.... SO ADORABLE! I love her giggle so much, I love her so much??? Send help, I’m swooning.

[@c.d.b.1010]

That was a super fun watch. She was IN her performance. Like in that flow, you know? Her style is just so... pleasing. She is a master storyteller, for sure.

[@Gravyman]

At first I thought she was dressed in a 90's outfit for fun, then she mentioned kids with a boombox and I was completely mindfucked! "Was this actually filmed in the 90's?!?! She looks like a female Seinfeld. It can't be, but she looks so young though. How the fuck is the video quality so good??" Then she started talking about Facebook posts and I was relieved.

[@cmays7094]

90s style is back!

[@samc4201]

I didn't expect this to be as funny as it was

[@lunafrankenstein2566]

Hilarious and very well written, can't wait to hear more.

[@NomNomGirl1]

This should have more views. She’s really funny

[@ColoRADbro420]

It will get way more views. It was just released today. I agree though she is funny

[@Sammipewpew]

She’s wearing the bisexual uniform

[@gwynneio]

Oh yeah I have that outft. And that haircut

[@tanvikejriwal1]

I had that outfit since before I realized I was bisexual. My body knew 😂😂😂

[@martinpotts]

She’s good 👌🏻

[@wetflowers]

she’s so good! clever and genuinely funny. she seems like a great friend to have :)

[@michellea.4243]

That was suprt enjoyable, I hope i get to watch her again!!

[@supakawaii69]

Flawless set and delivery !! Love her !

[@jordancarey8907]

I'm totally stealing this "is this the man of my dreams, or the one who puts me to sleep forever"

[@KevinTKeith]

First time I've seen her. She's just great!

[@briannahile2417]

She is hilarious, I could have watched her tell jokes for an hour! Wish the video was longer.

[@opiyomack5754]

This is golden!

[@kspooks]

Burly homosexual man that will wrestle him into submission got me 😂😂

[@zionakinjide650]

you can't not be funny with her sense of style...love it.

[@markmcgwincomedy]

This chick is fantastic. I'll have to keep my eyes out for her. Maybe one of the funniest up-and-coming comedians I've seen in a while

[@alexbirch7665]

Fantastic comedy, also I'm distracted by your beautiful shirt. I want it so badly 😊

[@nvaynblat]

Alex! That shirt is one of my favorites, so glad you spotted it! I got it at a thrift store in Brooklyn.The brand name is Sybill.

[@hkskings]

Natasha Vaynblat congrats you got a new sub.

[@nvaynblat]

@@hkskings Amazing!

[@zuzannatomaszewicz6420]

We need more of her ! She is great 😄

[@AndreJungermann]

Air PnV XD that was wonderful

[@nightcoresubliminals2038]

I made the bear joke in my head and then cried laughing when she said it XD

[@MrTacoSr]

What a natural style! Good jokes, and even better delivery

[@Kuskdk]

Loved that cubism joke - very intelligent

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

"No thanks I got enough worksheets" i Lol'd

[@bearfamous_]

She's so charming

[@MsZephyra]

Laughed out loud - good set and delivery!

[@zeroxeroFX]

She’s so smart. Wish there were more comedians like her.

[@rainbowslushy223]

i'm really liking the support for female comics

[@hasseaouled6032]

She has the most adorable delivery lol

[@lizchehovskaya]

That's soooo hilarious!

[@hxshxt3530]

Great delivery, great content, amazing job

[@Ramonerdna]

The cubism joke is on a whole other level though

[@TurdSandwich12345]

That was great!

[@things_i_say5951]

Yay! A funny woman that looks like a human being. Jeans, tennis shoes, comfort. Loved her jokes.

[@Ls20]

"looks like a human being" ..... as opposed to what?

[@things_i_say5951]

@@Ls20 Barbie

[@Ls20]

@@things_i_say5951 I guess you haven't watched a lot of funny women then

[@flacidhouse350]

@@things_i_say5951 Yeah, Jeneane Garofalo and Paula Poundstone really set an unattainable standard of beauty.

[@josyjump]

@@Ls20 point was she isn't all fake eye lashes n tits out.. I'd imagine..

[@crimsonraen]

Hahaha This was so great! :D

[@shethewriter]

Oh man she’s great. Will watch more!!

[@estebeerwinkel6198]

Brilliant, with useful tips 💯

[@kathleent6150]

Lol, I do the bread crumb thing too 😅

[@EH012]

She's so gooooood! More funny content there than in half an hour of other comics

[@sportyjen62]

real witty set!

[@David-su2lb]

She's awesome

[@OldRaver]

Love smart humour. More!!

[@KittySnicker]

“Thank God you’re here. He’s so small.”

[@alisky8551]

That was refreshingly funny!

[@ThrifterPickerShipper]

Love her comedy, she is great!

[@meadowshorerecords8138]

Great set... Shes great!

[@Shinyshoesz]

Loved it. Enormously creative :)

[@polarisgemini52]

Female Comedian: H Men in the comments section: SHE'S BETTER THAN AMY SCHUMER

[@jrod1845]

Love it. Nice job

[@professormancaptain4210]

That pool in money joke at the end is great.

[@emmywillow6599]

Actually got a few chuckles from me.

[@paulleisureman6189]

Great set, super funy

[@r.s.mendoza8085]

Solid set. Nice flow. Where's the rest?

[@LukeAurio]

Man. If only we could see more of her work Every. Damn. Day. *Hmmm*

[@lafitatafita497]

*SHES HILARIOUS*

[@idrisnewton4552]

I love the voices she uses to mimick people 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@PedroCarvalhoLC43]

her stories kept being better! i'm hooked!

[@carolyngraham1407]

Love it...maybe it's because I am into painting!! :)

[@margaritam.9118]

I fall in love with her watching Your Worst Fears Confirmed.

[@LaurenRamz]

I know it’s a joke, but I have a legit fear of being murdered by a hook-up. I also practice in leaving “breadcrumbs” for friends and family. Glad to know I’m not alone, even if it might seem like a joke. Not alone!

[@CountryWatchdog]

maybe just don't hook up then... ? Seems simple enough.

[@JGirDesu]

Keep it up! Those were some funny jokes :) I love the lettuce part Lol

[@vaughnkavon3993]

***** Five Stars for sure. Moves quickly through her material, has that quirky look and cute at the same time. The audience was right there with her all the way through. Great stories.

[@dmitriykozmin3091]

amazing!

[@alainaswoveland3022]

3:12 is so relatable though, like even with everyday things like I'll smile and wave at a stranger passing by (if I'm in a safe location obviously I dot need that going wrong) and in the back of my head i just go "what if that lady/guy is a f ing serial killer" they now know I'm friendly,dammit.

[@kinsmed]

Super smart stuff. Trust the glasses.

[@PassiveWealth]

AirPnV haha that is amazing

[@daniellolp]

This is really good stuff

[@hiroshir]

Love all the art references. Liked!

[@Lollita23]

Air P'nV😂 great set! Smart and fresh

[@JavierFernandez01]

How did I not see this yet?!

[@WorldWideAmbient]

Witty comedy. Love it

[@dearchloe3175]

Omg, YES with the teaching NYC kids

[@Alefiend]

She's good. Gotta find more.

[@vivekrambharadwaj5338]

THIS IS HILARIOUS. RIGHT ON POINT :D :D :D :D :D :D

[@clumsiii]

good shit!

[@JJ-mu3um]

Just awesome

[@taurusDIVA1979]

Air P in V...LOLOL I love it lol

[@aazhie]

Breadcrumbs for the Police is such a real thing XD