“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special

Tim Dillon brags about his sales acumen, reminisces about being from Long Island and bemoans the frozen yogurt store experience.
Original airdate: October 19, 2018
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[@ls_812]

Straightest gay man of all time

[@BPF80MCar-vi1pg]

Hes for real straight now

[@thehackmusician]

Lol I always thought he was fake gay.

[@Malouco]

He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens

[@DAWAXFAX]

me too 😂😂😂​@@thehackmusician

[@flowrestler7528]

There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer

[@briansays1277]

He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

Just like you in the real world vs the internet

[@mrreemann3739]

After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢

[@SONOFABITCH]

posting a 6+ year old special tells us how well Comedy Central is doing.

[@tylerphillips503]

They've been posting new and old specials since 2020. Bo Burnham's first special went up a few weeks ago

[@BFantana]

Complaining about free standup? Why?

[@JohnnySplendid]

This is a KZbin channel

[@yu_uhglee]

you mfs are gonna post this same comment on every one of them huh? the original air date is in the description

[@sshuggi]

It's fake business

[@Dylan-Dead]

“Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭

[@KuhmKnight]

Watch your mouth

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

That part destroyed me😂😂

[@MrViciousway]

That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂

[@maximusmilo6388]

It has me crying🤣

[@tarico4436]

I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

[@teasquare]

shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol

[@ryanowns5]

Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod

[@carolyntalbot947]

You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.

[@slurricrasher9923]

@@carolyntalbot947 Fucking love this.

[@np494609]

Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled

[@Sargedawg-mh6ne]

The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea

[@kevin.harter]

He’s fr a genius

[@user-ye6os3eg5s]

Thank you, professor.

[@aracnadei13]

That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.

[@jamescoleman5238]

Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end

[@tarico4436]

I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.

[@CornyBum]

Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money (but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)

[@tarico4436]

Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.

[@derekdcomedian]

I almost never belly laugh to comedy on KZbin, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.

[@OctobersOblivion]

“Full special” >multiple cuts

[@jyo9735]

it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks

[@OctobersOblivion]

@@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.

[@jyo9735]

@@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?

[@ryanschroeder8263]

I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of

[@xenriqueheraldox]

I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years

[@youlovejenn1]

Oooooo! This gets me excited

[@sebastianhernandez7434]

I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it

[@biggordo482]

because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.

[@Anhelswagg]

I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery

[@sebastianhernandez7434]

It what it is I guess

[@alo4912]

​@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

@@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well

[@michaeloftaoism]

It's a real knife fight out there...

[@PagIiacci]

we wish him well on the stage

[@michaeljohn8905]

Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.

[@tzarp4345]

Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special

[@devod123]

Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!

[@Bandzz268]

Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?

[@OGzoose]

it’s riff.

[@Bandzz268]

@@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties

[@parthgupta8881]

This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now

[@TheSubwizzle]

I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷‍♂️

[@jaredmarrero5251]

It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.

[@sheefree]

First time watching his standup. Loves it❤

[@michaelbahlman1368]

Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day

[@DCgreen87]

Tillamook is the best Ice Cream

[@ColoRADbro420]

Agreed

[@007NowOnline]

I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.

[@DCgreen87]

@@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.

[@trevorsmith5505]

Nah graeters not even a competition

[@primeapegaming4277]

From my home state

[@touchyssubjects364]

I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings

[@touchyssubjects364]

They have the same cadence and timing

[@user-nz6mv1eu3y]

Love you Tim!!! 🤩

[@alias7343]

Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.

[@TheCrawf28X15]

10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂

[@PhaedruS007]

That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.

[@tarico4436]

I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

[@user-br1mq1ue9b]

I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂

[@t.n.patronis4098]

I love Tim Dillon.

[@likemy]

Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years

[@andanotherone6301]

10/10 a real hero

[@Brett101792]

I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol

[@learnhistoryandeconomics3690]

So damn good Timmy❤😂

[@Wodenson5150]

Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.

[@chieftain5571]

God the first half or so of this set was gold. Delivery was like, just one of the guys you know, talking, but funny AF. The crowd work on ice cream didn't hit.

[@stoptimestudio85]

Tim is great!!!

[@humaj19]

"I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao

[@tingtang9302]

good stuff

[@g2h0]

love him

[@bradschultz1470]

Love Tim!

[@fhaladjian]

Still Tim Dillon 😂

[@apolo2177]

this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.

[@SwaggerPacker]

Man that was hilarious

[@Vega.pdf35mm]

Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦

[@HlifeRomania91]

Thanks Tim

[@k-1llmatic832]

You gotta be evil😂

[@learnhistoryandeconomics3690]

Face and stomach rolling check😂

[@everquestfan]

Bra AD in Tim's standup 🤣

[@lukebobb]

Hilarious!

[@natepotter666]

I've never understood why he's an icon in the comedy business.

[@tarico4436]

His podcasts from late 2019 through August 2022 kept many people sane during the pan. But then he fired Ben Avery, and his pods have taken a nosedive.

[@dariushorton9418]

Bro bit about losing weight 😂priceless

[@amiracleone2803]

Tim Dillons mother's painting of the secret police would be amazing.

[@Robin-Feldman]

That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious

[@coreyhill8841]

the triage entertaimnet reminds me of my 90's turtle movies, the F H E, family home enterainment logo

[@terryerdos1713]

Shout out Tim Dillon

[@tarico4436]

I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

Oh my gawd, he nailed Pennsylvania Yep, he gets it 🤭

[@MattLong90]

This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.

[@ConanDuke]

"I'm Valencia".😂

[@CERTAIND00M]

I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.

[@mcmays22]

He's one of the few actual funny comedians in the Rogan Sphere.

[@Steven_Grey]

This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast

[@dereklaw6698]

I love how the crowd under appreciated this 😂😂😂 I WAS HOWLING

[@crownthesun3128]

Never rly was into this guy but this was fkn hilarious

[@Cruzaman4040]

New Orleans crowds always suck

[@tommyaudio]

LMAO

[@geekdiggy]

this rivals gary gulman's hierarchy of cookies

[@jahigains9201]

1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂

[@gershonhopster]

“Equality and you’re not allowed to ask what’s inside” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ross_Antonich]

Ahahahah I remember seeing this a grip ago!

[@mmegdaniel]

Funniest comedian of our time

[@weouthere2082]

It’s definitely cold stone

[@theconsciousobserver6829]

I'm Valencia! Lol

[@kellymichaelskelton913]

Wish this was longer! Tim Dillon rules!

[@brdaily2311]

Ice cream genius

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

Tim came up with 5 minutes of content so he could talk about ice cream for 15 minutes 😂

[@torrenhinsley7509]

Tillamook for the W

[@user-ui5mb2cd8r]

“Welcome to cold stone I get my daughter back next week”. 😂

[@tomasliebel8731]

🔥

[@ajtaylor889]

Haven’t laughed once I’m 6 minutes in should I finish watching or go take a nap

[@Mpeterson1286]

How much was edited out?

[@theconsciousobserver6829]

Baskin Robbins joke was funny af lol they always are partnered with a weird company lol

[@88playmkr]

Turkey hill is the best ice cream

[@seanhiggins84]

Tough crowd.

[@PrecambrianLullaby]

dude, i'm a millenial and i'm turning forty-three this year.

[@MrProbstandrew]

isnt this way ages old? tim dillon s standup is more evolved now, this is more when he started

[@thatgingerannie]

Are they gay ghosts😂😂😂 So corny I'm dying

[@alexanderchippel]

Tim needs a new special.

[@nicklira467]

This only hits if you were raised in Nassau county Long Island

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

You must be young

[@nicklira467]

@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 not young enough my friend

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

@@nicklira467 long sigh…

[@sardi4204]

Saw him in milwaukee twice once at improv once at riverside theater both shows fucking killed

[@mk-gd1gi]

I’m straight but Tim could get it

[@thothasterianinfinitelovet2765]

Joe bi den is spanking it to the ice cream part

[@densidste9137]

setting the bar low for the sphere , 20 min special lol thnks Tim.

[@thomasenglish1172]

Colombia’s finest

[@swivels]

Everyone from the northeast knows the answer is Stewart's

[@sstanford1331]

I like his stand up, ppl over critical as always when it comes to comedy central

[@TheGreekSneak]

🔥🥃💯

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

"I don't know about what...probably not Brexit"

[@karenchamps9087]

Amy’s Ice Cream in Texas

[@MitchellMillerJr]

strauss!