Stanley Cups and Fancy Hats

[@Bay4G]

Didn't know you made longer videos too!

[@woke_karen]

Yep 😎

[@jadejaguar69]

Low key love you for this

[@CookieCutterSharks]

Ikr new channel to binge watch

[@roryadie9158]

I blame the KZbin algorithm. They like to prioritize their new Shorts feature. I honestly prefer longer form videos

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

​@@roryadie9158 It's calmer too, the creators aren't rushing like in shorts

[@mike.c.2113]

Long Form woke karen? Something I never thought was possible

[@connordarvall8482]

This didn't make me reconsider the modern economy, it made me reconsider TF2 lore and how perfectly fancy hats fit the industrialism gone mad theme the whole game has.

[@mr.wiggles7135]

I love how he somehow started going on a rant about the Hudson bay company in a video about Stanley cups

[@Bananax60]

The short he made on this video managed to stop my death scrolling, thank you!

[@c-bass2777]

Oh wait ur right 😂

[@mcdonaldtrump7635]

Hey man just wanted to say I appreciate your content it genuinely is informative and better than most news outlets I see, and it’s paying attention to what ACTUALLY matters. Appreciate you man, you’re making the world better.

[@DeadBore]

Like beaverskin gentleman’s hats

[@mcdonaldtrump7635]

@@DeadBore precisely

[@destructionor]

he posts literal propaganda without citation and confirms bias while providing zero context and showing you pictures of food i couldnt think of a worse person to get information from

[@Nirm814]

@@destructionorthis needs to be said louder

[@theangrycows]

No sources though

[@kenzcore_]

I just knew the only connection was going to be consumerism. 💀

[@rattled6732]

No shit Sherlock

[@tagranon6927]

And intoxication of the working class for the benefit of the wealthy?

[@тоска-р1о]

Mm lead

[@Scraps-nt6xy]

At this point. I think we can all safely agree; capitalism needs to go away. Yesterday.

[@ThomasMendoza-xz9hw]

Not a single example of communism failing is an example of communism.

[@OneEvanescent]

@@ThomasMendoza-xz9hw It's not, it's an example of extant and powerful capitalist interests being threatened by a system that would both strip their power, and appeal to their constituents.

[@Scraps-nt6xy]

@@OneEvanescent 💯 this person understands Ariel historical context and nuance. Every time communism failed, it was because of the intrinsic capitalistic intrests that sabatoged it

[@Regular_Gambler]

this is peak capitalism-

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@ThomasMendoza-xz9hw As a communist I gotta say... do we have to LEAD with this? Is this the first point that has to be made when talking about capitalism? 😭 I don't even disagree but it isn't very compelling it to non-communists

[@AriWazhere-li3rz]

Dawg just wanted to talk about hats and beavers and I respect the hell out him for it

[@thebloke4664]

watching this while high hope there is nothing scary

[@thebloke4664]

Dinosaur,,,,,???

[@oriomotodo2975]

@@thebloke4664 Don't worry, the dinosaur is (probably) not real.

[@RandomTyrannosaur]

Count your fucking days

[@oriomotodo2975]

@@RandomTyrannosaur oh god i was wrong

[@Awidferd]

@@RandomTyrannosaur💀💀

[@0nyx_0n_Pawzzzzzzz]

“One day we will be studying Stanly cups like we do crystal pepsi” - idk i think you said it but i love this

[@rileyhumphrey9865]

Fun fact: the Hudson company would “gift” blankets covered in small pox’s and other diseases to indigenous communities and all of a sudden Hudson company had more land!

[@Zachmxyzptlk]

Average KZbin prank channel.

[@disjaibled]

1:43 Just a little correction here, it was not a mixture of mercury and salt, it was a mixture of mercuric salt with water. Specifically mercuric nitrate. A salt is a more general term for a neutral ph chemical formed from ionic bonds which can dissolve in water (there is more to it but thats the jist)

[@Backinblackbunny009]

No one normal knows the word mercuric. He's trying to get info across without scaring the normies.

[@disjaibled]

@@Backinblackbunny009 "Mercury-based salt" or Mercury Nitrate is still correct though. I'm all for not scaring the normies but when you include trivia or tidbits in posts, being correct on the details is still important.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

@@disjaibled is it worth being a pedant tho? That's how you end up bitter and alone

[@Spookatz.]

​@@Backinblackbunny009it's not a bitter act to share information. If your emotions are disturbed by someone offering a good-faith correction then you may end up more alone than them.

[@MustardMan560]

Not me thinking he was gonna talk about the NHL 💀

[@Father_Qese]

Loved finding this channel, just watched your video on anime and found this one and I’ve got to say you make great content. Also just remembering your point on attack on titan and I’ve got to say that when I see it now it kind of reminds me of Palestinians living in a walled off area where a painful death is very likely while being oppressed by a stronger force.

[@joiscode3832]

I didn't realize you made long form content but im so down for it, enjoy another sub

[@level3bard630]

Great video. I was expecting another "LOL look at these girlies and their cups" video. Glad there was a lot more interesting content here.

[@Veryvoidlove]

The things "hashion" is doing to my autism. I almost cried when you said i dont know anything about fashion or hashion hdidhdidj please i swear i do it is still my biggest special interest

[@joca3885]

Sea Otters shared a similar fate to Beavers. Otters have about a million hairs per square inch. They were hunted to near extinction on the West Coast and only really survived in areas too dangerous to reach them.

[@SketchyDoodles]

love this video! but if I may say, the tv gif + stock footage + green screen is a little overwhelming in some shots. You obviously don't have to listen to a random commenter but it may be a bit easier if the gif was a still image instead :)

[@idiotsavant9490]

Idk it's unique enough that other people would have a hard time cropping him out to steal the video 😮

[@flicnerdy4385]

​@@idiotsavant9490 It's not talking about stylisation of the video it's mentioning the bright colour and constant movement can be irritating to people. This could be from sensory and processing issues from neurodivgency and some other visual issues could cause this :)

[@idiotsavant9490]

@@flicnerdy4385 yeah I can see what you mean now. Kinda gives Pikachu use thundershock vibes. Flashing colors and bright lights are a fun way to spice up the video with a Lil seizure

[@ryanbacon4070]

Man, I’m a hockey fan and a Karen fan, this was a bittersweet symphony of emotions

[@Greatwhitenuke]

i fw ur yt shorts bc ur one of the only people i see without absolutely psycho takes but i’m done w yt shorts aka brainrot crack so now i gotta watch these yt videos so pls make more fire videos that talk about topics ppl r psychotic about like the shorts

[@AlexanderScott66]

I still just use a Nalgene. Sure it doesnt keep my drink cold for 3 minutes longer, but that thing has been literally thrown off a cliff face and hit with the blade of a freshly sharpened axe and survived with nothing but a few cosmetic scratches. It's the Nokia of cups. Plus, It's perfect for camping and using iodine tablets and doesn't contain the one big no no that is lead.

[@The-sleepy-cow]

I thought this was the hockey tournament

[@tallguy3]

This man def has a major in something politics related

[@Awidferd]

Real!

[@Nirm814]

He is dumbest least educated person

[@gamingwookie4248]

I see Woke Karen, I click

[@connortoth4362]

Also excited to learn you make long form content 😸 Stellar stuff stud!

[@elishuster5943]

Where's my air strike?

[@Space-Milk]

I think you should do more long form videos, i like your voice and i like hearing your take on things

[@bigeatah_official]

The music in this video is from legend of Zelda wind waker, never thought I would ever hear that again honestly

[@SadMegane]

More, Daddy, please, my neurons are firing again. This is all I have left.

[@M00N_MEGADEATH]

we was actually leaning about this in school pretty interesting life they had back then it makes me grateful for our insane society we have today

[@cloudyyybear]

this was the perfect amount of all over the place for my brain! thanks you ☺️

[@idiotsavant9490]

Soooo at 6:24 i started to hear castle crashers in the background which is the same time you showed the fort in Vancouver and it looks kinda like a castle a little bit. Very much appreciated 👏 😂

[@idiotsavant9490]

Spanish walts is my jam. Alright back to hell divers 2 gota go spread democracy

[@AtomicWizard527]

I thought it was from guacamelee

[@idiotsavant9490]

@AtomicWizard527 no its Spanish walts

[@Collectiveofworms]

Been loving the short form stuff, really excited to see the long form stuff in the future!

[@rowandoggo]

I use a Yeti because cover it with stickers and its damn near indestructible

[@chasewallace2002]

Im disappointed that it took me this long to relize you made more than just shorts

[@themelancholyofgay3543]

fr

[@supamayn17]

Damn, I grew up in Vancouver wa and that Fort Vancouver rant hit so hard 👌

[@Sleepy-Shortcake]

Genuinely would watch hours of your long form videos pUh-lEaSe Actually you scratch my brain

[@Legowest77]

I love your long form content! I would love to see more! Also just want to say that your videos have helped me through a hard time in my life, as one of my former friends that I've known since kindergarten recently became a peusdo neo-nazi. I live in an area that is very right leaning, and your videos have shown me that I'm not alone. So thank you for that.

[@Nirm814]

This is a lie,you don’t have freinds

[@Legowest77]

@@Nirm814 fuck is your problem?

[@Legowest77]

@@Nirm814 Why do you feel the need to comment this? Also I never claimed I had freinds, I said I had a friend who became an awful person. In future, you shouldn't reply to people saying "This is a lie" when you A. don't know the person you are talking to, B. are being a complete jerk. You should also turn on spellcheck so that you sound coherent, rather than sounding like a starved parakeet. Be better.

[@Nirm814]

@@Legowest77 Neo Nazi=opnion I disagree with

[@Legowest77]

@@Nirm814 Cool story bro. Neo nazis are bad, and real. People like Elon Musk encourage this behavior on platforms like twitter. It’s a really easy pipeline for young men to fall into, like my former friend did. I’m talking about a personal experience.

[@heatherzespra]

damn it i was just about to get off youtube for the day but you pulled me backj in

[@dingledongus]

Consumerism my beloved.

[@coleblove2133]

Found you from your beth the baker short and I'm glad i stuck around

[@theovertyrant2620]

Sea shanty 2 in this video is a bop at all times

[@love.lily.y]

More long form videos plsss😊

[@lokonu]

that runescape tune at 4:00

[@senthemink]

God I hate the fur industry. People nowadays generally are more aware of the concept of mink fur coats than they are with minks. You know, the animals the fur comes from.

[@AlexRose-qd3or]

Wait… was I clickbaited by a Stanley cup rant into watching a rant about the European fur trade? Did I enjoy it?

[@Awidferd]

I did lol

[@impactthegamer7550]

This man hit us with the Castle Crashers music at 6:26

[@idiotsavant9490]

Hell yeah I was looking for this comment. Anyway gotta go spread democracy in hell divers 2

[@impactthegamer7550]

@@idiotsavant9490 good luck soldier

[@Awidferd]

this is my first long form woke karen video!

[@MegaWolf0]

If those paragraphs could make people insane, that explains why one king thought he was made of glass on, but I want to encounter somebody who thinks they’re made of plants and worships the sun

[@juanitachristblaster4252]

Every kid in the Portland Metropolitan area had to take a field trip to tour Fort Vancouver at some point in school.

[@Mochi-Munchie]

HEY KAREN, WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUU, you the only justified karen out there

[@moosey6265]

I'm going to say it. Hydro flasks, Stanley cups, they're all the same and i HATE them! What's the fucking point? One is a glorified canteen and the other is a thermos with a fucking straw. And every time people are always blown a way by by this cool new drinking vessel even though these things have existed for over a century in the case of the thermos, and for several *millennia* in the case of the canteen! The only thing that's changed is the fancy consumerist brand that they slap on the bottle and how long it can hold your drink at its desired temperature!

[@rileythequeer2046]

industrial revolution and its consequences mentioned, good video

[@AlphaPenguin95]

5:00 Just want to point this out: Prince Rupert of the rhine was only partially a Nepo baby, he actually was a pretty good soldier, and throughout the english civil war won some battles against all odds.

[@c0r4lin4]

omg long format Karen, am i in paradise??

[@Yesbulborbscool]

8:14 the pikmin music caught me off guard

[@kimf1993]

Did gentlemen have junk cabinets full of last seasons hats?

[@brettdawson7236]

i was so focused and taking in every word....then castle crashers music.

[@imnotedgy1080]

Please don't airstrike my house

[@HPsawus]

Please compile your shorts into long videos so I can watch them while sipping from my stanley cup

[@ldblokland463]

Loving the longer videos

[@Smugly33810]

I had to do a timed right in english about a trend. I overanalyzed how stanley cups are forcing consumerist values in children. Good video.

[@SkateBake4Life]

Long form woke Karen is the manager asker we all needed 🫶🏻

[@Guidingleech]

TF2 is not just a war themed hat wearing a simulator, but according to this. It's not entirely unrealistic in having teams of mercenaries mow down thousands to obtain some really cool looking hats.

[@kranglethecheeselord2602]

It’s very fast paced I would enjoy seeing a more laid back video in the future. However this is your style and it works well with your personality. I liked the video good job!

[@HollowZenin]

We’re remembering the old days of castle crashers with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 6:25

[@HollowZenin]

Because this is the shop theme of the game

[@thestickmahn]

i watched this while eating

[@siggivonmahlmann6482]

I bought a Stanley french press a year ago for my boyfriend for Christmas. It was just an impressive size and keeps things cool or warm for 9+ years. Thought it was great! Now that it's a fad and it's come out there's lead in them, we've decided we need to throw it out.

[@NotMe-f5l]

“Mr Woke, could you wear one of these hats for a video please?”

[@fatpigeon3404]

6:46 CASTLE CRASHERS MUSIC LETS GOOOOO

[@Bryer106]

Bad take about the cups. Seeing the videos of people going crazy in the stores remind me of the old black Friday rampages back in the day. Nostalgia.

[@Thechosenone0323]

Bro needs to run for president

[@mohammedmahfuri1078]

Finally more long form stuff

[@saltoftheegg]

Ive just always assumed Karen was Canadian until this video where he talks about Canada but doesn't say hes Canadian.

[@CartoonCastro]

when I read the topic I thought you would be talking about hokey

[@Anonymouspinkhat]

Hashion is my new favorite word😂

[@Awidferd]

He said that just as I read your comment🤣🤣

[@Anonymouspinkhat]

@@Awidferd lol

[@somethingapproaches64]

how fancy

[@woke_karen]

🎩🧐

[@AnonymousAnarchist2]

Well damn. I was going to return to hat-making.

[@kylegamer48]

I'm watching this on the new razr and I feel attacked.

[@bretttracyprofessionalshoo2227]

I love your videos

[@Likethesurfaceofaclock]

So you’re telling me THE MAD HATTER WAS INSPIRED BY HAT POISONING

[@TruestLovely]

I Am so Grateful Your videos made it into My feed. My house is safe. Ashe 😄

[@LenniND]

Y'all are wild, I've never even heard of those in Germany

[@Tacticaledits]

Love your vids

[@IzzyKindaFizzy]

great first video koran!

[@kzatx5350]

God I’m so into this guy

[@EviePontecorvo]

And meanwhile I'm out here drinking out of my s'well like an IDIOT!

[@kin3702]

This video is common knowledge if you went through the Canadian public school system

[@luciferrodriguez9225]

he went back to the carpet store lmao

[@l4dfanatic11]

i bought a stanley cup years ago, keeps cold things COLD for like 12 hours at least...still use it today, idk abut that lead poisoning thing tho >.>

[@Ex0tic_Cat_nah]

I have no clue what the fck a Stanley cup is I’m British 🇬🇧

[@Awidferd]

it's a cup that the internet is obsessed with :(

[@Mrgarry13]

We got a new Karen vid before GTA 6 dropped

[@TiredShark5]

That tv animation through the entire video is too much for my adhd brain

[@Tiny_Toast]

I found you on shorts and i had no clue you made long from content 😅 i never clicked on a video so fast

[@deredere2096]

I took your dare. Alright, that was pretty entertaining. Thank you

[@withdoug93]

This guy is like Noah Samson videos with a Nakeyjakey vibe

[@Bluetypo]

Pikmin music 8:03 🥲🥲🥲

[@fioregiallo]

**Derrick Comedy flashbacks**