Star Control II: Orz Dialogue

Star Control II: Orz Dialogue
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Hello extremely! I hope you like to *play*.
Some campers are not so good for *games*.
Is it time for playing yet?
Yes, of course. Difficulty. Problems are difficult.
Let's be special together. Spicy games are always fun.
Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy people energy from the outside.
Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*.
Can you come together with Orz for *parties*?
Here is bright and smooth*. The other place is *hurt Orz too much tired for keeping together.
Other place is *frumple*. Orz are here now, but almost not yet.
Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with *parties*.
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
Now smooth place all the time, and after now never going back to *outside*.
Never!!
Androsynth are not here. Orz are here.
You are not the same too much like Androsynth. You are *happy campers*.
Do you want to see our suprising *toys*? No!! Do not!!
Androsynth are so silly. We do not tell stories a lot about them.
No more Androsynth *stories*.
Ahaa! I am told other Orz cousins you are connected for *camping*.
I am so right!
It is happiest days to not care about Androsynth anything.
So now we can be together for friendly *dessert*.
I am so right. I will tell them again.
Yes. Yes. We are too friendly.
Extremely happy sisters should correct each other for *celebration*.
So much enjoyment!!
Shall we come to your house so that we can be *relatives*?
Jumping *peppers*! This is smiley time!
You are campers after all!
We will start alliance parties for better enjoyment!
You are a silly *camper*. I am always Orz.
If I was not Orz, then I would not be, but of course I am Orz.
We are from the outside*. Also the Airlou *quick babies are from *outside*.
It is the same, but not.
Orz are from *below*, Arilou are from *above*.
Orz does not like Arilou. Arilou are too much trouble.
We can not have parties when Arilou always *jumping in front*.
It make Orz frumple so much.
These are fat words. Do you want to play this some more?
That is funny*. You think you *see Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*.
Maybe you think Orze are many bubbles too. It is such a joke.
Orz are not many bubbles like *campers*. Orz are just Orz.
I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*.
My fingers reach through into heavy space and you see *Orz bubbles*, but it is really *fingers*.
Maybe you do not even *smell*?
That is sad.
Smelling pretty colors is the best *game*.
Yes! We do! Goodbye is the *game*. Hello! I am only joke.
It is funny enough. Do not forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!!
Taalo is not anymore the *heavy space*. They are not here.
To play with Taalo, Orz must spread into *pretty space*.
There are so many good places for this here, Orz are happy.
Of course you do not know Taaol. You are *campers*.
You cannot going into *pretty space*. Too bad.
Yes. Yes. You say words, then I say.
It is fun *in between*. More fun than *dancing*.
Many gravity centers in heavy space make good *party places*.
This is why we like the new town*. So many *campers and then what?
Even the *playgrounds*! Such a surprise!
At this *playground*, Taalo are making *time jokes*. It is too funny for the Orz.
Taalo are in heavy space and next what?
They spread to pretty space because Dnyarri are chasing them.
Now Dnyarri are sleeping, so Orz can chase them.
Then we can have a party*. They are even better *campers than you.
Do not feeling bad. You are good enough *campers*, but not yet.
You are ask if Orz are upset? Orz are not upset.
You are happy campers*. Certainly you are only *slow time *walkers*.
It is not fun on the surface of *slow time*.