Star Fox Assault - Abridged

[@NicoleDarling]

Fox: It's to quiet... *Alarm goes off and doors close* Falco: Put back the designer handbag had me dead

[@Tarbtano]

"-enemy milk." "It was being transported to Dairy Queen." "FUCK!"

[@ipwn6]

Tarbtano 😆

[@WiiamGamer55]

I love the friendship between falco and fox in this.

[@stinky.6909]

WiiamGamer55 ikr

[@heheboi2668]

WiiamGamer55 sllllaaaaayyyyiiinnnggg thhhhaaatt poonnnnnn

[@distilled_water9156]

Slippy's dubbed voice makes me crack up everytime he talks.

[@faby6515]

Fox getting parred off here lol

[@DouglasMeloche]

The Slippy WE DESERVE

[@takeshiC1]

Gotta love those 'incoming messages' from Falco after Krystal says something suggestive xD

[@driftninja_468]

Yeah me too

[@ImCookieSparx]

takeshiC1 yeah, but they were awesome lol.

[@TheNineFiveSeven]

Falco's incoming messages were great haha Slippy's NAHHHHH cracked me up lmao

[@faby6515]

12:07 NAHHH FUCKING DINOSAURS AND SHIT

[@vvvxt]

@@faby6515 INNIT?

[@Zenvizigaming]

"I'll tell you what it isn't.. Liverpool"

[@heheboi2668]

Zenvizi Games what shitole

[@noahhamilton5974]

WHA' A SHITHOLE

[@greenjade4395]

I showed this to my boyfriend and we have officially concluded that this is one of the best things on the internet

[@DouglasMeloche]

you and your boyfriend are wisest of all beings

[@noahhamilton5974]

These certainly aren't liverpooooolll

[@Jetblast01]

It's true...they are ALL shit at flying, it's a wonder the Starfox team are so good when the rest are just bait while Fox does everything.

[@draxthewolf6511]

"Scoping that poon you monster?" Everyone scopes Krystal's poon

[@hirosukearisato3259]

"You're all shit at flying."

[@ipwn6]

Hirosuke Arisato characters trait: everyone but fox is shit at flying

[@cjvscripter]

BUT DID THEY EVER GET TO DAIRY QUEEN?

[@Duffinimo]

cjvscripter The images at 21:53 are probably real yes

[@khalilyaboi187]

Fox: destroys thing Peppy:I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk Fox: so what it was enemy milk R.o.b: it was being transported to Dairy Queen Fox: FOCK!1!!1!1

[@partybarge]

............ok this should have more views

[@DarkFox64]

"Falco are you gaaaaaaaay?" I lost it.

[@mashakseh]

21:39 Fox: Everyone Falco: Yoo... Slipy: Whats Up? Krystal: *"Cute Voice"* Yes Fox? Peppy:Hmmm what now fox? Fox:My Frends ....You're Shit At Flying...

[@faby6515]

What a way to screw everyone lmao

[@Celicam]

Ya'll excited for that new club going up on Aquas? Heard it'll be tight.

[@Duffinimo]

+Celicam heard the tunes will be grimy wayyyy

[@jaybugg3r225]

Celicam I'm so down

[@hanzzoezekiel]

Fuckin' tune it up to Titania's radio station for more kickin' bass and Dairy Queen Chillers lol

[@DemonPikachu]

Too roight man ooar

[@andych8425]

you mean the waterway cabaret ? :D

[@zacwollervoiceninja5136]

At 1:49, “I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk…” “So? It was enemy milk.” “IT WAS BEING TRANSPORTED TO DAIRY QUEEN.” “FUCK!!!!!!!!!!”

[@lonewolfofflame]

PEPPY: I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk... FOX: So? it was enemy milk. ROB: It was being transported to Dairy Queen. FOX: FUCK!

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

Moral of the story...dairy queen is love, dairy queen is life...

[@lonecolamarine]

So many noble sacrifices... NAAAAAHHHHHH

[@faby6515]

I fucking died xD

[@jesterthemeowstic8085]

that underwater stipclub sure is great in all but there is one downside...THERES NO DAIRY QUEEN UP INIT

[@vvvxt]

NAAAAAHHHHH

[@trace6314]

falcos voice is perfect. you should do one on star fox zero.

[@Lumakid100]

I’d volunteer for voice acting there.

[@DeevDaRabbit]

@@Lumakid100 Me too. You should listen to my impressions.

[@StarFalcc]

Happy 8th anniversary to this masterpiece

[@mryomamaitisanhonor3799]

Gosh I still enjoy watching this video I can’t even believe it’s been so long you really are a unique content creator on here.

[@rumor-936]

I love how everyone here is a proper lad. Especially Falco.

[@malloray]

Falco kills me every time

[@omegaleonidasxv3693]

Remember the good old days where we could make jokes like this without worries?

[@DarkFox64]

You guys should do Star Fox Adventures abridged!

[@demi8547]

This made my day put me in a way better mood

[@Duffinimo]

Good to hear! :^)

[@demi8547]

+Duffinimo :)

[@lJohnTheDreamerl]

This is actually fucking brilliant.

[@falco_lombrodi6727]

this is probably the dumbest shit I've been recommended and I fucking love it

[@jeenjerdong4701]

This is literally the best thing I've ever watched

[@danielramsey6141]

Best of Falco 0:44 4:11 4:20 5:30 6:40 7:13 7:34 7:48 8:16 10:05 10:30 to 10:38 12:19 to 12:21 13:30 15:40 16:30 16:43 to 17:11 to 17:14 18:22

[@faby6515]

Rip 5:59

[@decepticon2013]

I DIED at the enemy Milk part!!

[@namachef]

Slaaaaayinnnnnng all the poonnnnnn...

[@tailedgates9]

Goddamn Falco. XD

[@tailedgates9]

The underwater strip club conversation was the best. XD

[@anarackWarriors]

Thanks to this video I've got a new catchphrase "PURE SCRAP" Love the video man You deserve more subs

[@Duffinimo]

Thank you but don't use that phrase in public, Slippy is the worst character

[@anarackWarriors]

Duffinimo don't worry I don't XD But still the voice you gave him makes me laugh every time

[@anarackWarriors]

also im going to make this a meme if it kills me just as long as you get some more exposure twitter.com/AnarackW/status/873242002380533760

[@projectTyrasa]

15:02 Catch my Boy Professor Frogs new mix tape it's dat Fire

[@Kingdom-Arts]

I know that I’m extremely late to this, but not only is this one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen here on youtube, I would absolutely love if you guys could do an abridged version of Star fox adventures

[@Diavlijo]

*sicc rhymes* 2:53 (2:58) 15:00 16:21 *UH*

[@Buckio]

Why doesn't this have more views than it currently has?!???

[@nickflinn9816]

15:01 Top 10 rappers even Eminem was scared to this

[@bowiehunter]

This is hilarious. You sir are a genius.

[@azurestarseliph5926]

"I think you blew up 59 gallons of milk" "so, it was enemy milk" "it was being transported to diary Queen" "FUCK!"

[@ThatLunaticFeline]

This is fucking fantastic

[@anaktis]

Now I want to go to Dairy Queen....a full hour and twenty minutes after midnight.

[@BirdRaiserE]

Severely underrated channel

[@SA-xt1gd]

I just love Falco

[@RJ-pr6mj]

Can't wait for Starfox Zero

[@rexolve1032]

6:50 I need a loop of that or something 😔

[@smac2394]

Cathrine OST - Yo

[@aeroblu2002]

I actually like the idea of an underwater strip club. Well...I just love water in general.

[@DeevDaRabbit]

I love when Peppy says lol.

[@somekindaperson6751]

Fuck, now I want some DQ. (9/27/2020 edit): I've fuckin' watched both of the abridged Star Fox videos so much, I can almost quote half of both videos from memory. I love these videos. Please make more.

[@rexolve1032]

T r u e

[@luxi5742]

Those messages alert are so fucking funny

[@sethdefranc2693]

Slippy: nahhh fuckin dinusaurs and shit. Fox: fucking assholes killing dinosaurs and shit. hahahahhahahahha

[@hassanbakhsh2440]

1:49 omg that was so funny XD

[@thatguywiththepie01]

standby, dying of laughter

[@TimelostFlare]

"It was being transported to Dairy Queen... FUCK"

[@Baldwin-iv445]

I thank this video for introducing me to Benjamin Button.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Also Beltino is best Rapper.

[@shadou1234567]

if i keep watching this every week because i genuinally think it is that funny, does it help the creator?

[@maskedwhambam3316]

God I love Falco's roasts.

[@alankolar6031]

"It was being transported to Dairy Queen" FUCK.

[@burritogod9562]

13:08 is my favorite scene.

[@SolidSneakers]

2:22 I couldn't stop thinking about this video when Benjamin Button showed up in my PARCC test this morning.

[@burritogod9562]

2020, still fucking good, funny, and therapeutic, still waiting for the final sequel (?first?) Starfox Adventure, and wanting to see what nonsense you will come up with.

[@animeist72]

I.... didn't know what to expect, glad I stuck around

[@hectorluis7630]

Damn Beltino really slaps whit his Raps

[@nickflinn9816]

5:57 every time I laugh at this scene

[@joellam2785]

It's 2021 I wanna go back

[@Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf]

Holy fuck this was five years ago?! HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD NOW AAAAAAAAAA I still quote the ‘enemy milk’ thing to this day

[@Kowalski089]

10:48-10:54 XDDDDD Also, glad to see I wasn't the only child traumatized by Pigma's aparoidification.

[@CreativeGamer1646]

Man, this is hilarious! XD You deserve more subs man.

[@sinthtoaster3979]

I have this video on my light list and I watch this like 1000 times and it still makes me laugh it never gets old

[@chaosvolt]

This is what happens when you snort powdered aparoid.

[@stardogdc1408]

I hope you do more of these game abridged videos there hilarious

[@Gypsy-Tongue]

EVERYONES CRAVIN A FROZEN YOGURT TODAY INIT

[@hokage1997]

4:30 it's a counter UAV from black ops 3

[@PowerMetalMemes]

This is absolutely brilliant!

[@exoplanet4905]

Not going to lie when I left this KZbin video and somebody came back I was expecting almost a million views

[@kutu4567]

Thanks for the laughs :D

[@DifferentLOL]

Shit, I nearly died :D

[@Splashzone263]

4:35 voice acting acting funny

[@jmvaldez05hotmailcom]

dude i died with the underwater trip club in aquas 10/10

[@masterofblight]

I love how slippy talks like Ali g

[@mr._otis9840]

I'm mad that I didn't find this sooner.

[@TrueJediHero]

Me too

[@nuclearnonsense2274]

I can't stop coming back to this.

[@Gypsy-Tongue]

To this day they are still looking for a dairy queen

[@The0ptimus]

That stripclub bit was great XD

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

This was absolutely brilliant, 9/10

[@Prometheus20X]

Kinda wondering if you ever did StarFox Adventures, would it be as funny as all your other content? 😂 That is, if you want to. Great job on this. 👍

[@Jennyholloway]

the first time I saw this I was in fits

[@mollyford-williams4268]

This video is magical

[@SAVUFILMS]

damn pigma scared the crap out of a crap out of my crap

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Slaaayyyyyin the pooooooon! lol

[@sugdolomar]

10:38 next time she'll scream like that it'll be-

[@sinthtoaster3979]

That goose bumps reference was perfect

[@Cthusiest_jeff]

The dialogue is brilliant and it's funnier with the English accents. Go Dairy Queen. I got the coupon!

[@crazyjedi5994]

15:44 yesterday that song (I don’t know that name) was on Classic FM, and I instantly thought of this scene.

[@azurestarseliph5926]

Flaco: that makes us even! Fox: no it fucking doesn't.....

[@allenguevarra8203]

Keon Bennett Flaco, Falco's skinnier kid brother.