Star Wars Attack of the Clones was the Best Star Wars Movie | Video Essay

[@prod.fullright8319]

Revenge of the sith honestly ruined this masterpiece by making anakin out as the bad guy. His only crime was being extremely based.

[@Sefuss]

You got it

[@meme2514]

Facts

[@IguanaDestroyer]

Based

[@VitrixYT101]

R u fkn joking ROTS made this movie look good if not for ROTS it would still be shit

[@obscure.reference]

Vitrix YT george lucas be like “i’m fucking gay i want a 45 minute fight scene that in no way communicates how based everyone who doesn’t die(everyone) is

[@yoloco231]

The great beauty of the prequels is that they were based. But the general audience didn’t like it.

[@geckomoriadaimyoofwano7157]

This is such a based comment

[@mania4270]

Because they were bad and we had better shit to watch back then like lord of the rings, the matrix, pirates of the Caribbean, spiderman, and x men trilogies. Nobody gave a fuck about star wars back then because they sucked. And I wish it was still like that. I miss when star wars was dead. Now I hear idiots talk about this shit everyday.

[@king_supreme1102]

Below average movies that audiences were initially right about. I don’t care how much nostalgia Gen Z has for it.

[@noobnibbler88]

This review had soul, anyone who disagrees is soulless.

[@noobnibbler88]

@Chuck Buskee I love you too

[@Sefuss]

love to see the love in the comments

[@Sefuss]

you both have soul

[@kordellcabe6]

I’ve never been more confused by a channel. You say things that could be legit or ironic, or both at the same time 😂

[@dylanfoster7883]

Fr I can't tell if he joking and he didn't even reply to your comment he just liked it so confusing 😂

[@jaimelannister1797]

@@dylanfoster7883 it’s satire bro come on

[@epicphantom589]

@@jaimelannister1797 he actually does make some good points though

[@archangel8444]

@@epicphantom589 he creates a story within a story, its golden comedy

[@MadMax22]

That's the point

[@MadelineSawyer]

Not many other reviews of this masterpiece mention its relevance to 9/11, I'm glad you're saying what we're all thinking

[@nuclear5124]

Yo these are some extremely high quality videos. I'm about to binge watch the rest of your videos tomorrow while at work

[@pumblegrump]

What kind of work do you do that allows binging youtube videos

[@pumblegrump]

Because I wanna work there

[@nuclear5124]

@@pumblegrump I work in accounts payable for a Nuclear power company. Currently working from home bored af

[@hFactorial]

Can't wait for these to become mainstream and for boomer film critics to collectively descend into tribalism while Eddy Murphy keeps getting more oscars for Big Momma 2

[@cbx0lastname81]

so your critic is "boomer"

[@odiadordeisrael]

It's funny how you ironically said some great praises.

[@antonhallergren588]

I love attack of the clone don’t care whatever anyone says.

[@space_monkey5662]

I don't love it but I think it's actually pretty fine Idk why they r criticizing thus movie

[@DarthEyesDragon]

@@space_monkey5662 Usually because of the dialog. Which was written by George. A lot of the talking that takes place, like the last one, revolves around politics.

[@JonDoe42069]

I love all *6* episodes. Don't listen to any haters! 😊

[@thanos_6.0]

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

[@jekw23]

I feel I need to defend this film somewhat. I really like the first half….problem is when it gets bad it gets really bad. Still better then Phantom Menace

[@retardosphere]

Dude you deserve so much more praise than what you have received. It is insane how much effort you put in to these videos. Love it. Good job, you earned my sub.

[@Sefuss]

really appreciate it

[@abhishekchaudhry80]

That is norman bates right

[@retardosphere]

@@abhishekchaudhry80 the profile picture?

[@cl4709]

I think what makes this and the breaking bad vid (all I’ve seen so far) so good are the lines of great satire followed up by lines making good points being said in the same tone. Like 11:03

[@purplesamurai5205]

But that would be an all satire point because the video is "Why Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie" and not "Why the sequels suck and why Attack of the Clones is slightly better"

[@OctoZombieMom]

Lightsabers are just big deathsticks

[@Sefuss]

Now this I can get behind

[@red_sniper7826]

Finally someone who understands Attack Of The Clones and the prequels.

[@king_supreme1102]

Understands the story. No matter how much you understand it, it doesn’t change the bad dialogue, directing, effects, and acting. You know, just the fundamental aspects of film.

[@peanutsinacup]

Attack of Clones is so good. Probably my favorite movie of all time. Also people who didn't like it think about the seismic charges, I mean wow.

[@quartzparchmentshears8368]

Man, you must have seen some really, really awful films.

[@peanutsinacup]

@@quartzparchmentshears8368 Help I forgot about this comment

[@Romeo42334]

@@quartzparchmentshears8368 Are you still pretending this film is bad. after watching this video?

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Never before have I seen a review with so many comedic shitpost takes and so many actually pretty legitimate takes at once. Unrelentingly based.

[@amduck4883]

As a kid I used to watch this all the time and the awesome clone scene is actually one of the reasons I joined the military because I was fascinated by how cool they were

[@ArgerasCZ]

That's so cool

[@quartzparchmentshears8368]

Yes, war is super cool.

[@kazakhstancountryball5221]

@@quartzparchmentshears8368 you don’t get it

[@odethious5639]

I mean it was easy. Star wars is all about lightsabers, so just the fact that this movie has the most lightsabers of any star wars movie should propel it to the top. You also can't say star wars without war, which this movie has. There's stars too. Perfect movie.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Yes.

[@quartzparchmentshears8368]

So, more lightsabres equals good? Riiiiiiiiiight.

[@sectorgovernor]

I always thought Prequels are the most 'Star Wars' - ish movies. OT had the lack of technology so it is much more simple when it comes to World building. Sequels are just somehow 'different'. Sometimes there is the 'Star Wars feeling', but sometimes it just looks out of this universe.

[@MimMdance]

"The technology caught up to Lucas' imagination" What a great quote.

[@king_supreme1102]

@@MimMdanceand it looked fake

[@king_supreme1102]

The original trilogy did not lack in world building lmao. This is such a strange criticism I hear. It seems like all prequel fans care about is lore and world building. That doesn’t make a story good, not in the slightest, it’s just a bonus. The Original Trilogy laid out all of the world building, they just didn’t show you all of it. And since most people lack the mental fortitude to connect the dots it goes over peoples heads. The original trilogy introduced the fucking force, lightsabers, The Jedi order, Sith, the SW underworld, the clone wars, Anakin’s mysterious past, force ghosts, force powers. The original trilogy literally laid out all of that shit. Everything fundamental about Star Wars. The prequels just elaborated on it. Don’t tell me about this world building shit, the OT built everything. Everything the prequels did stands on the shoulders of the OT. In fact if you really think about it, the prequels are just lore for the original trilogy.

[@moonmonkey5182]

I think the only reason it would feel more 'Star Wars-ish' is because most of the more notable star wars content that came after the prequels focused on prequel time period

[@baffledwaffle6319]

Attack of the clones is the first star wars movie i ever saw and it was amazing i loved it so much that i got mad wen it ended

[@dapeopleinsidetv7418]

12:54 hahaha 😂 Anakin's fucking laugh. Like he knew "I'm not pulling out my dude"

[@GiacomoVaccari]

I just finished watching this movie for the first time in at least a decade and wow what a great film. Lots of themes in it

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

Ironic or not, I'll take it. I agree with almost everything said here. You've earned a sub!

[@likechat]

It was the most based Star Wars movie for sure

[@youtubeman2001]

THE PHANTOM MENACE: 7.5/10 ATTACK OF THE CLONES: 8/10 REVENGE OF THE SITH: 9.5/10 A NEW HOPE: 9/10 THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: 9/10 RETURN OF THE JEDI: 9/10 THE FORCE AWAKENS: 4/10 THE LAST JEDI: 2/10 THE RISE OF SKYWALKER: 2/10 ROGUE ONE: 8/10 SOLO: 5/10

[@thanos_6.0]

Agree 1000000%

[@_MasonH_]

Revenge of the Sith is 10/10, and a New Hope is not better than Attack of the Clones

[@guatquins]

Feel like I stumbled upon a gold mine with this channel lmao. Just been binging your shit all day since I saw your breaking bad essay. Keep it up, these are mad funny

[@StapleStone]

Finally someone who recognises that awesome sound from Bobas bomb.

[@sickkid1992]

The part about the number of light sabers has me in tears LMAO

[@richardcheese4680]

Given the state of the world right now this is the most coherent stuff I’ve heard in a while.

[@jack6944]

i just found your channel and im surprised that you don't have a lot more subscribers and viewers. your editing is great and your writing is to the point can't wait for more great videos

[@ronswanson7150]

Here before it blows up when KZbin recommends it to everyone in 6 months

[@xanderfoley6641]

I love this one too it’s my favorite prequel in my second favorite Star Wars besides return of the Jedi

[@MrGoodMan111]

Yo this channel is so underrated

[@jackdipompeo7732]

Please post your discord. We need to talk. Im not mad I agree with you. I just want to be friends with a future famous youtuber.

[@Sefuss]

dont have one yet, ill have to get on that!

[@frankiepizzurro]

@@Sefuss You have what it takes. Drop red pills. Keep anime out of it though that shit is degenerate

[@DarthEyesDragon]

Attack of the clones: Starts off with 2 assassination attempts. Speeder chase. Lack of jar jar because of the hate. Reveal of Jango fett who got to do more than boba did in 2 movies. Bobba Fett origin. Origin of the clone wars talked about in the original movie (a new hope). First battle of the clone wars. Reveal of count douku. First time seeing yoda wield a lightsaber AND fight. Anakin killing the sand people(his first turn to the dark side) And the loss of his arm (parallel to Luke in his second movie) First time you see more than 3 lightsabers on screen at one time (double bladed is one weapon) The entire arena scene. The jango obiwan space battle. The marriage of Anakin and Padme. C3po gets his first outer body? Armor? Shell? The first purple lightsaber. Obi gets his beard. Attack of the clones has so many great things that hit you so fast and some shitty things sprinkled in between that it’s hard to notice.

[@thanos_6.0]

You know, the more you think about the prequels the better they get. The more you think about the sequels, the worse they get.

[@bullymaguire1493]

I loved this video, it's sad how the majority of ppl base their opinion on the opinion of others and the critics of butthurt boomers who can't grow up and appreciate this new art.The movie is a masterpiece and it's fans fault that lucas sold his work to disney.

[@jaydengraham8303]

Isn’t this a joke?

[@fletchergillespie3242]

the video is a joke bro 😭

[@thanos_6.0]

Lucas didn't sell Lucasfilm, because of the prequel hate, since right after the prequels he started working on TCW. He sold it because he just got remarried and wanted to spend more time with his family.

[@Alex-yy5wo]

I absolutely love Star Wars episode II attack of the clones. It’s my favorite movie out of the prequel’s, and my second favorite Star Wars movie

[@thanos_6.0]

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you.

[@danielz1666]

What's your favorite?

[@Alex-yy5wo]

@@danielz1666 ANH

[@ThugRalsei]

awesome

[@yaboicatman4611]

It’s not the best Star Wars movie (that goes to return of the Jedi) but it’s the best prequel. And it’s really underrated it’s definitely the 2nd best Star Wars movie

[@virgogaming6488]

Return of the Jedi is overrated.

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

Return of the Jedi is about as good as Kathleen Kennedy, which isn't saying much.

[@randombro89]

I know who your satirizing and it’s hilarious and I hope nerdstalgic sees this review. Your voice even sounds like him You nail the impression 100%

[@DownfallSweden]

I love how the arrow points in the wrong direction when you’re talking about the hat.. Just found this channel! Subbed!

[@Sams.Videos]

I can't figure out if this video is ment to be taken seriously or is a joke. The ambiguity is unbelievably well balanced. Congrats!

[@quarterbrownder1585]

I hate how i know its ironic but you bring up good points

[@ClarkElieson]

Beautiful! I saw you said that you were inspired by my channel, and am honored that this masterpiece was born out of such inspiration haha

[@Sefuss]

dude!!! thanks for the comment. Keep up the great work on your channel! Im starting a new book now

[@MrTimmy23]

can't tell if satire or serious video lol. Your video makes some really good points while also being really funny

[@Lifespark2000]

This is an underrated channel I have spoken.

[@rmh941]

He makes a lot of great points, there I said it

[@thenerdybrigade1237]

I knew you were shitting me for awhile but the reference to TF2 trading hat community was what really got me good video man subscribed.

[@P90XGetRipped]

9:19 I lost it at this point 😂

[@LeoTheMuppet]

My favorite part is when it starts, and than when it finishes

[@JihadiFemboy]

This video would be funny if AOTC was actually bad but the movie is good lol

[@ThugRalsei]

george is one of best to ever do it

[@imspecial5503]

I don’t know why but seeing these movies in a flipped perspective gives me a headache.

[@LH74]

It’s a great movie from a great time.

[@swissaviation]

11:55 THIS. This right here is one of the main reasons I hate the sequels. The alien designs are absolutely horrific, they all look like ugly fat monsters. It feels so disconnected from the previous movies. Rogue One, Solo and Mandalorian all did a great job with the aliens but I don't understand why they had to create such horrible looking aliens for the sequel trilogy.

[@thanos_6.0]

Really great Video. Immediatly sent it to all my friends.

[@leander9263]

ill have to disagree with the bug scene defence. jabba throws his enemies into a pit for 1) personal pleasure 2) boredom 3) to make an example because he is like a powerfull drug lord. ALSO jabba is in control of the situation (at least in his mind) because they are his prisoners already AND have nowhere to go. the attempts on padmes life are executed by an assassin. that is completely different and should be done not for spectacle but with efficiency and sufficient certainty. the bugs were stupid in this context and scene

[@samalexanders7280]

The prequels capture perfectly what the sequels tried so hard yet failed to do

[@thestarkknightreturns]

I understand the general criticisms over this movie, but it's perhaps one of my favorite Star Wars movies ever. It is one of the Star Wars movies with the most amount of small elements in it that I like.

[@universalflamethrower6342]

Recently saw this movie, it ties with the Empire Strikes Back for me.

[@tras500]

totally agreed a true master piece

[@iloveyourgyatttt]

Episode 2 is a beauty! I love this type of content.

[@ffff-qw7sp]

top tier content though i kinda wish a completely serious channel made one of these videos once just so everyone can get their confused screaming

[@MrHowliboy]

I'm not sure if this video is entirely satirical or not. There are really good points then something is said that makes me question everything said lmao 🤣

[@SheevTalks]

Jordy never misses

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

Core ship crash is an Executor throwback.

[@Ollyiswild_04]

Attack of the Clones is (in my opinion) the most underrated Star Wars movie

[@rivlx]

Keep up the video bro cause ik you gon blow up love your vids I had to sub

[@jessicapinkman-hd4bw]

i seriously can't tell if he's joking or being serious in most of his video's

[@baffledwaffle6319]

Sequels aliens in a nutshell: small eyes, big mouth, weird nose

[@EddyTheMartian]

this channel is high tier kino

[@virgogaming6488]

Its a great movie actually and an improvement over Phantom Menace.

[@speckysteven]

My favourite part is definitely jango fett he is 100x cooler if you've played the game

[@ludrixte1938]

God tier channel

[@cricket5747]

I agree about the bugs! I thought I was the only one!!!

[@legoangrybirds8630]

where were you when these movies needed the most support from you😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@MadMax22]

My guy you are genius. Making real points and fucking around all at the same time as if to say yea this all matter but at the end of the day who gives a shit.

[@wj2429]

Do you have a jpeg of the reading list? I wish to truly appreciate this masterpiece.

[@Sefuss]

Yeah ill post it or somethin

[@Sefuss]

or actually message me on the discord, the link to it can be found on my community tab

[@epicphantom589]

Still haven’t convinced me it’s the best, but yeah, it is good

[@johnnyboyspero5470]

What always bothered me was that Anakin was having nightmares about his mother yet waited long time and did nothing. I know Jedi rulesbut come on,its his ma and you knew he was gonna do something, I mean what kind of person who has abilities to forsee and does nada

[@michaelstark8720]

Anakin went to see his mother ONLY when he got his first alone assignment. Jedi and Obi Wan would stopped him. When he got assignment to protect Padme, he got free time to see what is happening. Also jedi actively taught him to forget about his mother

[@JonDoe42069]

While I wouldn't say it's the best... It is most definitely not bad. I still love it! 😊

[@Fleyk1707]

0:34 ЯATZ ZЯAW

[@Sefuss]

YES! Glad someone noticed

[@Borntoride125]

Saw it in IMAX when I was 7 years old. To me, it will always my favorite. Jango vs Obi, Natalie fricken portman in spandex, cute tiger kitty lmao. For real tho, love it

[@theminecraft2516]

We need attack of the clones 2

[@funkymunky]

Peak Poe's Law. Tedious.

[@JonDoe42069]

"Just because the Disney trilogy is bad doesn't mean "Attack of The Clones" is good." Me: (looks at title and what he's supposedly talking about) _Wait-_

[@Daygoth]

The lack of agency is a motif not a flaw to be criticized.

[@starwarsin66seconds59]

Ohh god... I think I'm gonna sub

[@cobatsqui]

Excellent video dude !!!

[@tariqari]

It's funny because a lot of the points made are actually legit good points.

[@leander9263]

9:58 i give you that. luke was always whiny

[@ryandeshazo]

This channel deserves more cred lol, I didn't click on the Breaking Bad vid that was being recommended to me bc I thought it'd be some dumb take but I finally clicked and it was great. Keep it up!

[@antonioribeiro3077]

you can see how bad the sequels are by the fact that not even sefuss can come up with a positive review for it and have to go for the prequels

[@thefinne6737]

Nirvana

[@self4797]

I'm glad you convinced me

[@jacobbrickner8832]

What angers me about your videos is that if you didn’t understand internet culture you would 100% think these are all serious and in the midst of top tier autism you make actual valid points in support of the dumbest takes possible Your brain is running at 99% capacity and I am in awe of it

[@Art_-oi9xb]

Holy shit the breathing thing and the suit was like true and fucking deep

[@jordanquinley2471]

It's a great movie and this is a great vid.

[@mrsticky005]

Anakin Skywalker is cooler than Darth Vader There’s no contest. Darth Vader seems bad ass in ANH when he is blowing up planets, choking fools, flying Tie Fighters, and voiced by James Earl Jones But then he is revealed to be The Emperors lap dog in TESB and much of RTJ. Meanwhile Anakin... In TPM he is some random slave kid But then he is building robots pod racing Loves his mom Doesn’t go to school Hangs out with Jedi Hella smooth with Padme And blows up a space station and saves the day basically by accident In AOTC He is doing Jedi shit Chillin with the villain bangin a princess Dual wield lightsabers Not afraid to show his emotions The Tusken Raiders had it coming Still loves his mom In ROTS Bad ass scar Doing more Jedi shit Knows the Tragedy of Darth Plageius Believes in justice Loves his wife Sees through Jedi bullshit Perfects the art of being edgy The younglings had it coming Do it? He did it. Doesn’t even care if he has the high ground Survives fucking lava Cosplays as Darth Vader It’s not until the very end of ROTJ that Darth Vader grows a pair becomes Anakin and kills The Emperor who by then is just shitty upper management Sure Anakin was being manipulated by Palpatine but Palpatine had a point about the Jedi being kinda lame in a way. Hence why Anakin is the coolest

[@danielbergholtz5761]

My favorite will always be The Phantom Menace. After I read Darth Plagueis by James Luceno it got even better.

[@henryswint7792]

you are my hero

[@fridaynightnicktoons6885]

Attack of the clone is better then 4/5/the Disney films for me.

[@QuickPoker]

appreciate this video alot - love ep 2 - all the ppl who jumped on the red letter media bandwagon and trashed GL and ep 1,2,3 are posers and they are the cause of George selling SW to disney which led to the Sequel trilogy not being properly planned, what coulda been.... sucks know one stuck up for George now its too late