Star Wars: General Grievous Theme | EPIC RUSSIAN VERSION

[@samuelkimmusic]

Check out my Russian Version of The Force Theme! You might hear some classic Russian Tunes mixed in the song! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zoa9mZ2lp9F8gK8

[@artempshenin]

Привет

[@turkburk2371]

i heard some bella ciao (italian partisan song) in the end

[@name3166]

Cool

[@mastrobardodalungacque]

what about lotr soundtrack in soviet version?

[@comediccenter7233]

Is this royalty free?

[@bundleization]

He was big, strong, and his eyes were flaming gold.

[@erikin9757]

Underrated comment

[@CamoflaugeDinosaue]

Most people looked on him with terror and with fear, but to CIS droids he was such a lovely dear

[@dv6298]

@@CamoflaugeDinosaue He could swing lightsabers like a Jedi, full of ecstasy and fire

[@theangrywalnut3117]

I love this

[@manishsrivastava4737]

Then one night some man of *Higher* *Ground* set a trap, they're not to blame...

[@BoneDaddy_]

This will make a fine addition to OUR collection

[@leoornstein3963]

Well said Comrade

[@comradekenobi6908]

You have a way of words comrade

[@ussrgeneralgrievous3636]

This Video will make a fine addition to OUR Collection

[@mistau6539]

@@comradekenobi6908 No WE have a way of words comrade

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@mistau6539 true comrade

[@CrazyChristmasCake]

Comrade General Grievous, Hero of the Confederacy of Independent Soviets...

[@ussrgeneralgrievous3636]

Yes

[@CrazyChristmasCake]

@@ussrgeneralgrievous3636 Annnnd we have an account.

[@torahibiki]

Union of the Socialists Soviets Systems.

[@existentialselkath1264]

@@CrazyChristmasCake key word there being WE

[@mathisntmybestsubject8440]

USSR General Grievous - Don’t you mean “Da?”

[@MiroMakhno]

"Capitalist scum !" "I have slained tsar, I have toppled states, I murdered Bourgeois !" "You fool, I’ve been trained to marxism by Chairman Lenin" "Your property will make a fine addition to my kolkhoz" "Time to abandon slavery" "I am the General Secretary of the greatest red army the galaxy has ever seen"

[@blackhawk66]

one of the best comics I've ever seen, well done

[@MiroMakhno]

@@blackhawk66thanks 😂

[@Тринадцатый-х4м]

Ну Царя убили Эсеры, а не коммунисты. А так всё по канону

[@enzoolivari7876]

Hubiese quedado mejor si decías "he asesinado kulaks"

[@joshuaweiler460]

"These will be a fine addition to the people's collection comrade Jedi"

[@Hippie_in_Brain]

Not comrade. Tovarish - it's right.

[@timeless4168]

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition in OUR collection

[@enclavecomms.officer5219]

this one caught me off guard a little

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@datfoxguy4273]

*O U R C O L L E C T I O N*

[@AltezOtto]

Did I just hear Grevious speak Russian... now this is true power.

[@audennewman8346]

Unlimited power

[@RichardRoberts-Effinger]

Imagine just a mad russian scientist creating a Russian male cyborg to attack the US

[@qui-gonjinn8048]

It's even funnier when you hear him speak Italian.

[@AltezOtto]

@@qui-gonjinn8048 Lmaoo, yeah

[@gladiatorone9023]

Oh hoho, you should listen to Obi-van's speech in russian!

[@Rev_9898]

“Some Jedi has a lightsaber” Grievous : *Our* lightsaber

[@АртурИманов-ш3ы]

Vodka, and balalaykasabers

[@ledocteur7701]

lightsaber : *isn't a sickle or a hammer* general Boris Griev*our* : gulag time it is, Tovarish Kenobov.

[@Rev_9898]

Oh hell

[@Gojira41mk11]

*My* lightsaber

[@HeilRay]

*Communism 100*

[@Selectedbasil71]

The transition to the Soviet March at 2:34 was nothing short of perfection.

[@the_hhhh]

its not... its march from red alert 3

[@teedeeart9442]

@@the_hhhh Right, its the 'soviet march' song from red alert.

[@Shiroi_Neko15]

Red alert 3 vibes!!!

[@usuario-66]

Red alert 3 song

[@HumbleTrooper]

@@the_hhhhit’s called “Soviet March” and its FROM RA3

[@ceoofvisayas827]

Anakin and Obi Wan: These lightsabers are our lives! Grievous: Our lightsabers

[@quack708]

This comment have a chance of be on the top.

[@commandercody5340]

@@quack708 It does!

[@caio757]

perfect

[@bluestrategist9aby540]

Don't ruin 999 likes!

[@bluestrategist9aby540]

Damn, ruined

[@starscream8962]

Anakin: “your economic growth is shorter then I expected” Grievous: “Capitalist Scum”

[@lethalfndr14]

Best comment right here

[@darthtroller]

LMAO

[@SarumanOrthanc]

@gstee And he didn't like it. He only wanted to kill Jedi.

[@edwardtaka5010]

You won bro

[@KZND]

The lego cold wars.

[@katherinearipova7819]

“Nu privet!” - “Tovarish Kenobov!”

[@timothyjohnson5699]

I can't read Russian, but I know what you're saying...and I love that.

[@katherinearipova7819]

Cool, right? It’s a new breed of memes ✊🏻

[@BytzDrawz]

It means "hello there, comrade kenobi."

[@eugene2751]

I can imagine this 😂😂

[@comradesoviet]

Ну вы прям смельчак......хехехе.......УБИТЬ ЕГО!

[@tguns1]

Somewhere in the multiverse, there is an antihero version of Grievous who slaughtered Sith and collected their lightsabers instead of those of the Jedi. His blades are red in the blood that was shed for the welfare of the people.

[@shaunmoore4415]

Honestly I would like to see a star wars what if series and that definitely should be one it

[@lightning761]

@@shaunmoore4415 of*

[@motzudomitzu8797]

It's called Clone Wars 2003.

[@malcerne7496]

@@shaunmoore4415 Star Wars Visions! XD Now let's just hope an episode for that! XD

[@Undead192]

he'd probably murder both jedi and sith

[@liamprestidge5125]

Obi Wan: Hello there Grievous: генерал кеноби, ты смелый!

[@Orangeidiot2001]

Liam Prestidge obi wan:what did you say?

[@Hippie_in_Brain]

Генерал Кеноби! А ты и впрямь смельчак! It's right ↑

[@EMPEROR1993]

*Да ты и впрямь смельчак

[@EternalColonialEmpire]

Hromosoma4ka Сталин

[@liamprestidge5125]

I used google translate, so if it’s entirely wrong, blame google or something 🙈

[@shakedone679]

Cold Wars: The Red Menace Cold Wars: Attack of the Winter Cold wars: Revenge of the Soviets Cold Wars: A New Comrade Cold Wars: The Reich Strikes Back Cold War: Return of the Union

[@alohasnackbar9478]

Cold Wars : Red bear awakens Cold Wars : The last stand Cold Wars : The Mortherland rising

[@lintlicker8221]

Thanadon k. Those movies bad

[@lilloaf819]

@@alohasnackbar9478 Cold Wars: Red One

[@shakedone679]

@@lilloaf819 Cold Wars: Red One: A Soviet story

[@maoad_dib]

Cold Wars: TOGETHER: A Soviet Story

[@kaiser7013]

Soviet Wars: The Kaiser Menace Soviet Wars: Attack of the Germans Soviet Wars: Revenge of the Bolsheviks Soviet Wars: A New Comrade Soviet Wars: The Nazis Strike Back Soviet Wars: The Return of the Comrade Soviet Wars: The Cold War Awakens Soviet Wars: The Last Comrade Soviet Wars: The Rise of Michail Gorbachev

[@thereformist8718]

So what the Soviets become Nazis?

[@f.8809]

Would be The Germans*, since they attacked russia on WWI

[@kaiser7013]

@@f.8809 yes that's better

[@autogaming8324]

Return of/to the Motherland, The Last Soviet, The Rise of Moscow

[@Игнатурусбиенко]

Бляяяяя.....

[@bouncydachon]

Plot twist: The germans were fully prepared for the winter… what they weren’t prepared for, was the monster that lurked in the snow…

[@AlexanderThePerfect]

Now i want a horror film with that kind of scenario.

[@nineisamagicnumber]

Love this. This is my dream scenario...just hide in the snowbank with a sniper rifle and start popping german heads

[@PrimericanIdol]

Imagine Grievous obliterating the Wehrmacht like he did that group of clone troopers in Clone wars.

[@ronswimss5808]

Movie Idea: Soviet Grievous hunts down all nazis having them as there collection high rank officials to solidify his hunger participating in Battlefields afraid of him but, one nazi Solider must survive

[@PrimericanIdol]

@@ronswimss5808 THEIR* collection. The only acceptable type of Nazi, is a GRAMMAR Nazi. 😎🤙

[@JeffrevinYT]

"Comrade Kenobi! You are a bold one!" "Nyet, comrade. *We* are all bold ones."

[@Yoisaki_K.]

*OUR lightsaber*

[@thesenate4630]

@@Yoisaki_K. **ROBOTIC ASTHMA COUGHING INTENSIFIES**

[@Yoisaki_K.]

@@thesenate4630 *WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR BLOODY HEAD W A N K E R* (no offense its a tf2 reference)

[@Hippie_in_Brain]

Not comrade. Tovarish - it's right.

[@comradekenobi6908]

You called Comrade?

[@Toporshik]

That is actually is one of the best "soviet" arrangments I have ever heard on KZbin.

[@zerere_]

Кстати да

[@robbuc5275]

Russian theme sean murray

[@driftingclaw8035]

Ага

[@daimyo_Ikigai]

“This will make a fine addition to my collection.” “You mean our collection.”

[@generalgrievousgaming416]

Fine additions to our collection

[@canaldesativado1333]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aouVhIyLj6mJmbM

[@leonoraekaterina5838]

Our collective

[@hannahkim352]

hello there

[@trondj1320]

id like, but its at 666

[@nattanankitanan7921]

Star wars : Clone wars ❎ Star wars : Cold wars ✅

[@tsuraji]

Cold Wars: The Red Menace Cold Wars: Attack of the Winter Cold wars: Revenge of the Soviets Cold Wars: A New Comrade Cold Wars: The Reich Strikes Back Cold Wars: Return of the Union Cold Wars: The communist awakens Cold wars: The last Soviet Cold wars: The rise of Stalin Cold wars: Red one- A Soviet Story Cold wars: We- A Soviet Story Cold wars: The Soviet war

[@Sherlock_Kots221B]

@@tsurajiЭто офигенно

[@tsuraji]

@@Sherlock_Kots221B I know right

[@kapooyahkid4386]

Imagine you're just chillin' with your fellow nightsisters and then you hear this booming in the distance, getting closer and closer.

[@jimboringo9958]

Imagine being shaak ti and getting killed while this plays like 20 times

[@lazulenoc6863]

Imagine you dare think it is not the people's lightsaber.... *cough*

[@bestboi2945]

Why do i hear boss music?

[@Мирэнас]

pindos you have head problems

[@panzerthatjager]

Oh gosh just reading this gives me shivers but imagine the Russian Confederacy of Independent Systems

[@quack708]

Samuel: **Posts a Epic Russian Version music** Soviet Grevous: прекрасное дополнение к моей коллекции. ( A fine addition to my collection )

[@kellen5042]

Our* collection comrade

[@quack708]

@@kellen5042 You're correct, comrade.

[@darkiler6663]

Luke Skywalker you are Brazilian ?

[@darkiler6663]

Luke Skywalker BR ?

[@darkiler6663]

Maaaaaaanooooo vc é inscrito do André young kkkkkk 100% br kkkk

[@MrVlad12340]

Fun fact - post-soviet conglomeration of countries is actually called "CIS" "Commonwealth of Independent States".

[@froid877]

Well thats a suprise to learn

[@stephenquinn7931]

So grievous wants to reunite to CIS in the Soviet union?

[@MrVlad12340]

@@stephenquinn7931 i always thought that Union was a Sith Empire and CIS is wel... CIS.

[@Infernal460]

@@MrVlad12340 You have been playing too much Hoi4 Red World.

[@generalgrievousgaming416]

@@stephenquinn7931 yep

[@Борис-н3о]

Хорошая работа, товарищ. Партия благодарна тебе. Родина тебя не забудет.

[@CopiRater]

Привет

[@ugertio]

но всё равно отправит в гулаг, только тихо

[@Михаилсоколов-л1з]

@@ugertio Нет, его просто расстреляли за неудачный штурм Корусанта

[@hellsing7310]

“Run, Axis scum, run. You are only delaying the inevitable.” General Grievous watching the Nazi retreat after the Battle of Kursk, circa 1943

[@aidanrowland611]

Stalin: The end of the war is near. Grievous: But the loss of millions of Soviets? Stalin: Their death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have new soldiers, ones far younger and more powerful.

[@joaomiguelmoreira6363]

Towards Coruscant my fellow comrades, we shall get the Galaxy rid of those fascists.

[@thepiousskull]

Soviet Grievous vs Fascist Vader is something I really want to see now.

[@seleukos-5700]

"The end of the republic draws near It's time has come to an end The end of an era is here It's time to attack!"

[@colbyuetake130]

@@seleukos-5700 hey I understand that reference!!

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

"I am the Politburo!" - General Secretary Palputin

[@Dragoon876]

Palputin omfg I'm crying xD

[@wowza3629]

Wowza, The Senate was quite wide.

[@chocchip4172]

*Song for Denise starts playing

[@КонстантинМакаров-ю3х]

Зачёт)

[@D.V.McAwesome]

*W I D E P A L P U T I N*

[@misterbiscuit3706]

“General Putin. You’re wider than I expected.”

[@Commissar_Yarrik]

Ха-ха

[@_pachecoo09_]

Underrated😂😂

[@kaiser_Haux]

“Zhukov I expected someone of your reputation to have a few more medals”

[@qwattyeet4027]

To the gulag with you

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

B-1 to Super Battle Droid: you are Thicccer then I expected!

[@Karburator357]

Исторические каналы в 3 часа ночи:

[@antanter4648]

Рен ТВ 24/7

[@ksepera]

смешно, чуть не подавился

[@TaurielTheElf]

Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" Anakin and Grievous: **Getting wasted on Absolut Vodka in a corner**

[@larsuppling981]

Sry friend.. but AV is Swedish.. 😆🇸🇪🇸🇪

[@TaurielTheElf]

@@larsuppling981 Oh well, at least it's still an absolute 😂

[@larsuppling981]

@@TaurielTheElf true 😆

[@John_Doe87]

Therapist: Comrade Grievous isn't real, he can't hurt you. Comrade Grievous: * cough * Nyet

[@nunyabusiness168]

John Doe Commissar(

[@JohnDoe-if8bz]

Imagine being named John doe 💀

[@John_Doe87]

@@JohnDoe-if8bz Holy Shit 😲

[@zoro115-s6b]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@zoro115-s6b]

@Your Therapist Dude I told you.

[@lfp._1883]

There would be just two episodes: - The Barbarossa Menace - Revenge of Stalingard End of the empire.

[@8vantor8]

you forgot one -Attack of the T34's

[@Grey11s]

@@8vantor8 "You fought in the Patriotic Wars?"

[@theengineer_0]

"This is our empire"

[@krisgordon3116]

The Rise Of Kursk The Return To Germany

[@theengineer_0]

@@krisgordon3116 what about the rush b in berlin?

[@alexbobenrieth3888]

Is no one else going to talk about how clean Grievous looks here? It’s like a Star Wars Anime version of him, and it looks dope as freaking hell

[@mooron394]

Oh come on why does any slightly animated looking thing have to be animated

[@dominiccampbell7227]

@@mooron394 the reason an animated thing has to look animated, is because it's animated

[@mooron394]

@@dominiccampbell7227 anime does not mean animated and it just annoys me how so many people talk about so many things look like anime it's just kind of dumb

[@dominiccampbell7227]

@@mooron394 well, cause anime has a certain style

[@dominiccampbell7227]

@@mooron394 also what? anime does mean animated, an anime has to be animated to be an anime.

[@ManOfTheWeek596]

"But the death of comrade Lenin?" "His death was a necessary loss, soon we will have a new premier, one far younger and far more ruthless"

[@lokithegodofmischief1485]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Trotsky the wise?

[@theperson8040]

Loki the God of Mischief I thought not. It’s not a story the Americans would tell you.

[@Luna-dh6yt]

Lol you have the same profile like me but a little bit different 😂

[@ManOfTheWeek596]

@@Luna-dh6yt Weesa Twinsies?

[@NB-or8rs]

The Larry “enters the bureaucrats, the true leaders of the Soviet Union and on the payroll of comrade Staline I might add. This is where the strength of comrade Lenin will disappear.” - Comrade Trotsky

[@ReedyJRsup]

Stalin: Had the biggest army during his time Grievous: Had the biggest army during his time

[@yaeilmazloum6149]

Im beginning to see a pattern that i dont really like

[@gabenewell3955]

@@yaeilmazloum6149 I love this pattern

[@drmustacheofficial]

Coincidence? I think *NOT* !!

[@KarmanicMizery]

I love this pattern

[@ghamdi7077]

This pattern really rushes the adrenaline

[@jamesmordecaiwebb9646]

"The Command post is surrounded!" Clones: *Panik* *Sees a blue lightsaber* Clones: *Kalm* *It has two blues and two greens* Clones: *PANIK*

[@audennewman8346]

Watch those rist rockets

[@misfitgaming106]

"Nein not za face!!"

[@MoonBeamLaser]

Pain peko

[@vmurky]

nvm its just pong krell wait

[@misfitgaming106]

@@vmurky *after the battle of umbara* Clones: panik!

[@elierayd7]

General Grievous speaking in flawless Russian makes it even more epic

[@commando232r]

Ah Anakin Skywalker a little younger than expected!

[@matthewbyrom5394]

It's terrifying wat it is

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

Grievous: "Your lightsabre will make a fine addition to MY collection." Commissar Dooku: "OUR collection, General." Grievous: "BLYAT!!"

[@Gamerguy826]

Perfect, comrade. XD

[@Ed_JFM]

😂😂

[@kaceysmiley7917]

I don’t know why, but General Grievous as a Russian Communist is even more terrifying than the original.

[@CrazyFlyingMonk]

same

[@nicholaslopez6384]

It seems more realistic, somewhere in deep Russia a mad scientist tickering away trying to make the ultimate machine for motha Russia

[@Darthwgamer]

@@nicholaslopez6384 Some secret old soviet labatory in the harsh colds of Russia underground is where a old scientist still thinking the country he's serving is still alive and makes this creation to serve to spread communism.

[@catshark6822]

Here is how it could be:He was a russian from long ago being found and enanced with cybernetics to make the ultimate machine to take over the world for motha russia

[@orkface234]

You should see his 2003 cartoon version.

[@AhnaldT101]

A surprised to be sure but a pleasant one, Comrade! The small Red Alert 3 homage at 2:35 was so EPIC!!!

[@kyrios443]

I agree with you

[@lordmagnus3947]

I noticed that sounded like Red Alert music. I love those games.

[@lordmagnus3947]

KIROV REPORTING

[@Hobnob21]

Hi ahnaldt101 love the videos

[@spectra5407]

Kirov Reporting

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

_"Another satellite state to add to my collection!"_

[@musictop7630]

🤣🤣🤣

[@George_Bulkin]

Meanwhile, at general secretary Palpatine's place: "In the name of the Galactic Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, you're under arrest, comrade" "Are you threatening me, commissar?" "The council of people's commissars will decide your fate" "I AM THE COUNCIL!" "Not yet" "...It's treason, then"

[@infinitespace2520]

Blyaaaaaat 'Spins madly in the air'

[@artyurad]

@@infinitespace2520 haha so underrated

[@sevaschurev2986]

@@infinitespace2520 Guys, this is hilarious, thank you. :-)))))

[@volodymyrboitchouk]

I think it should be "...it's counter revolution, then."

[@George_Bulkin]

@@volodymyrboitchouk Oh fuck, that's true, and I missed the opportunity. Bollocks...

[@Mr-Medium]

Trotsky: The politbureau will decide your fate Stalin: I am the politbureau Trotsky: Not yet Stalin: Its goolag then

[@threepoint14159265]

*720 degree spinning icepick attack*

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of philosopher marx the wise? No I thought not it's not a story the cappies would tell you

[@mr.p241]

I believe it's gulag.

[@zakariaali8864]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 It's a socialist legend. Philosopher Marx was a Supreme Leader so smart and so wise he could use a few words in a book to influence the hearts and minds to create...international revolution.

[@zergling6802]

Master, I just learned a terrible truth... Stalin is a communism Lord.

[@goddarken]

Obi wan: Privet Grievous: Tovarisch Kenobi!

[@tylermech66]

i believe russian for general is still general so.. Obi Wan: Nu privyet tam Grievous: General Kenobi! Or since this is soviet Grievous: Tovarisch-General Kenobi!

[@darthmalrawn9227]

Uh ... aren't you doing the same thing as the guy one post above you, except he did it BEFORE you did?

[@goddarken]

@@darthmalrawn9227 Now its OUR post.

[@tylermech66]

@@darthmalrawn9227 I was attempting to make a correction to the russian use

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

@@tylermech66 he's asking the OP about posting almost the same thing as another comment from a day prior to this one

[@Milkins943]

За такого НАШЕГО Товарища как Генерал Гривус - готов идти на передовую в штыковую, ведь за нами Кали! (Где родился сам Гривус)

[@maxonlistov7465]

Кали стоит! Kalee stands!

[@kolyangirlstraxer9152]

Кали-нка

[@c.e.r.n.8385]

​@@maxonlistov7465 Кали стоит - Гривус защитит

[@Shlyapnikov]

Командир Гривус!

[@Trazin765]

​@@c.e.r.n.8385почему люди восхваляют разумного, ксеноского сервитора? Это же по всем пунктам ересь!

[@shockwave-e7g]

Therapist: Russian Grievous isn't real, he can't hurt you Russian Grievous:

[@redraptorx1066]

Russian Grievous: *has always been a thing*

[@МаксимКомаров-к8ш]

Russian Grievous: *cough cough*

[@Planeteemanatee]

@@МаксимКомаров-к8ш COUPHING WITHOUT A MASK

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@Planeteemanatee "BACK AWAY! I will quarantine myself!"

[@zoro115-s6b]

@Russian Grievous Hello there.

[@bluedoflamingo9015]

• Episode I: The Fascist Menace • Episode II: Attack of the Partisans • Episode III: Revenge of the Nazis • Lenin: A Communist Story • Episode IV: A New Winter • Episode V: The Third Reich Strikes Back • Episode VI: Return of the Bolsheviks • Episode VII: Communism Awakens • Episode VIII: The Last Comrade • Episode IX: The Rise of Stalin

[@crazyandlazy2669]

Pierogi One

[@bionmccool]

@@crazyandlazy2669 pierogi is not russian and it is never soviet.

[@crazyandlazy2669]

@@bionmccool It was worth a try though. (Yes, I know it's a dumpling, but the way "rogi" is at the end just felt more fitting.)

[@moo9557]

Rouge(red) one

[@bluedoflamingo9015]

@@moo9557 what do u think of MARX ONE

[@disclaimer4211]

it's General Rasputievous, He survived getting all his limbs getting chopped off and nearly survived death maybe twice

[@dealgonewrongthefucker]

Wait, this description looks like Darth maul

[@dealgonewrongthefucker]

Or even Vador

[@antongrigoryev6381]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZSop6p5eqiMos0

[@olorinmagus4479]

He survived grievous injuries

[@Игровойканал-р1ч]

"Ради обеспечения мира и безопасности в галактике, Империя будет реорганизована в Союз Советских Социалистических Планет"

[@ВиталийПаньков-п6у]

Скорее не планет а систем

[@friz193]

@@ВиталийПаньков-п6у СССС? XD

[@kingofcherries4357]

"I promise not to get political guys." *Three beers later.*

[@isellseagullsfor1dollar729]

*Our* clone troopers

[@theless-than-goodhunter7019]

Three *vodkas* later...

[@NunyaBusiness66]

Oh no i'm not brave enough for politics

[@SardonicJosh]

Beer too weak, ONLY *VODKA*

[@mountainplayer6916]

Three vodkas later: My alliegance is to the soviets! To the WORKERS!

[@justsomechapinatophat5517]

00:00 - 02:34: Ah yes a fine addition to my Star Wars collectio- 02:35: *spits out tea* IS THAT BLOODY RED ALERT 3'S SOVIET MARCH?!?

[@themightycat7238]

*spits out vodka

[@Fae-Fey]

and 3:00 is Bella Ciao if you missed it

[@Ven52422]

The amount of times grevious said JEDI in clone wars 2008 👇

[@gabrielnoblat8017]

OUR Star Wars collection!

[@nabrworsdreod5730]

@@Ven52422 why would you like to beg for likes like this, and in comments of an another comment

[@slendveny7191]

Imagine that, as grievous stands on his balcony and yells down, and the camera pans to reveal millions of droids.

[@captainfail9051]

No, Billions

[@rakishpotato4783]

Quadrillions

[@ericprosser159]

No centillions!

[@slendveny7191]

@@ericprosser159 freaking tridecillions.

[@zealousdoggo]

Quattuordecillions!

[@user-zj8mz3iw2w]

Your country shall make a fine addition to my collection

[@darthrevan7686]

Obi Wan Kenobi: Privyet Grievous: Comrade Kenobi

[@StarWarsStory]

I almost read Kenobi's line in a screaming Ross Gellar voice XD

[@SwtorDarthRevan]

nice revan

[@maul6096]

Darth Revan This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@caedes4367]

Maul yeah

[@benjaminokonski9186]

@@maul6096 Make it three.

[@sirshotty7689]

Everybody gangster till the Cossacks ride into town.

[@theflyingsquid]

R.I.P Finland

[@Matt-bg5wg]

Underrated comment

[@bobafett9348]

@Odin The Cossacks were actually employed by first the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth and then the Russian Empire till the end of its existence... Not like I've heard of them being used by Commies as a special unit however as it was done by the PLC and RE previously.

[@AlexanderCheff]

@@bobafett9348 The soviets tried exterminating them and the British helped them.

[@erubadhronbjornson8540]

The cossacks were not related to rus people, They are descendants of turkic tribes, Which got christianised through the time, The word cossack comes from turkic word "kazakh" Which means free man or free warrior. You can search it on the net, its an officall info

[@AltaiSolder]

Генерал Гривус - герой своего народа, ветеран партизанской войны, гениальный стратег и первоклассный воин. Кавалер ордена Мужества, медали За Отвагу и ордена Красного Знамени. Наградить медалью Золотой Звезды и учредить званием героя СССР посмертно...

[@ademchick7035]

Эх, жаль товарища... Отважно погиб, сражаясь с выскочкой гнилого капитализма по имени Оби-Ван Кеноби...

[@vavuse9805]

@@ademchick7035 джедайская лицемерная погань

[@hrzmann]

В классической советской экранизации Звёздных Войн, комдив Гривус наркому Дуку на картошке и курительной трубке разъяснял, как флот Конфедерации Народных Систем должен совершать атаку на белогвардейский Корусант.

[@Stardustttttttt]

Si

[@antiobzor2853]

@@ademchick7035 my name is Obi-Van. I’m 30 years old and I from Republic. I’m an jedai, performance jedai

[@ch4rlesiv115]

I just love how the Star Wars fandom all universally agreed that Grievous is Russian

[@Meisterxxd]

He is not Russian, he is a citizen of Union of the Socialist Soviet Republics! Hahahahaha

[@yustin8232]

Russian? Soviet!

[@generalgrievous3731]

Your lightsaber will make a fine addition to *OUR* collection **cough** Time to abandon capitalism!

[@Ven52422]

*HEY COMRADE*

[@ceooflean5248]

I am at your service, general's.

[@Ven52422]

U dont have to be on *our* service U can rather be *our* friend

[@SynValorum]

Sharing is Caring

[@Antraxx997]

lmao i died

[@tb5378]

"I love socialism." ”I love the United Soviet Galaxy” @ Palputin, General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Galaxy

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

The socialist soviet galactic republic would work too

[@neytananderson942]

Privet tovarish ! Привет товарищ ! :)

[@erenetik9156]

@@Bruh-hq1hx Union of Soviet Socialist Galactic Republic

[@alastor_red]

Палпутин до слёз))

[@gyrow1684]

lmao palputin

[@amt1179]

Ww1 trilogy Soviet wars: The German Menace Soviet wars: Attack of the Workers Soviet wars: Revenge of the Reich Ww2 trilogy Soviet wars: A new Front Soviet wars: The Axis Strikes back Soviet wars: Return of the Comrade The Cold war trilogy Soviet wars: The Arms Race Awakens Soviet wars: The Last Comrade Soviet wars: Rise of Putin

[@silversvault]

You mean return of the allied powers

[@amt1179]

Ok thanks imma edit it

[@jedimastertitaniumdickmana2939]

Very well done though the bottom 3 will always be non canon

[@spencerjones7809]

That last one is a prophecy...

[@jedimastertitaniumdickmana2939]

seel the soviet communist EP 7 8 and 9 are so unoriginal it’s cringe worthy i could do better no kappa

[@Archivist001]

People seem to forget this constantly, but without the Russians, we'd be missing about 50-65% of our musical culture as Humanity, due to their contributions, such as Tchaicovsky, The Red Army Choir, the very CONCEPT of Ballet, and of course, their folk music. Just thought I'd nerd out here. Cool music, my guy. Have a great day, fellow autists of the interwebs.

[@InfTlr]

Percentages pulled out of your ass. I doubt it's anymore than 5%

[@mad0hattr]

I mean, the Red Choir, Tchaicovsky, and lots of Russian music are great contributions, but 50%+ is quite the overestimate imo. Ballets had existed for quite a while in Europe before Russian even adopted it, though it's pretty obvious that their contribution was quite a large impact on how we experience ballet in modern times. It's unquestionable that music probably wouldn't be the *same* without Russia, but 50% to 65% *missing* just doesn't seem quite right to me, especially when you consider that a lot of those artists and contributions save for the Ballet stuff wasn't until the 19th century.

[@Happysecret180]

They did tetris

[@Alan-nt9qe]

Movie:"based on a true story" Also movie:

[@insane2105]

Kkkkk

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I want to see this movie.

[@thecoronavirus1819]

*A Cyborg with Tuberculosis joining the USSR.*

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

COMRADE GRİVEUS best movie ever I watch

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

@@thecoronavirus1819 What? Griveus haven't got tuberculosis.U mean Lenin?

[@nikolaradic1724]

2:35 That Soviet march style tho

[@duhfallenone8347]

its not really easily identify as russian theme without that iconic tune [coughs, red alert]

[@cormacmcnees1810]

I hear that red alert 3 music

[@sofiapavlovic9785]

Srpski?

[@Marine_Animations]

1:16

[@cormacmcnees1810]

@@Marine_Animations he isn’t talking about when it start but about when it becomes super recognizable

[@stative5159]

Youngling: makes a lightsaber General Grievous: Our Lightsaber.

[@revan4767]

That's a good one

[@thebananaking6824]

copy of cybersnake854 854's comment?

[@adivaidu252]

@ulrich stolz Absolutely

[@stative5159]

@@thebananaking6824 No who?

[@phucphangiatoan4873]

A fine addition to OUR collection

[@spacecat_2476]

"Хороший мужик был... Он умер очень...больно."

[@mauricio8187]

🌚

[@democracytherepublic5451]

"i love communism, i love the soviet union!" - general Secretary our dearest comrade Chievevitch Palpatinov

[@democracytherepublic5451]

@Metroid Hatcher it is

[@leonardoluglie6532]

That's like how stalin betrayed the revolution

[@democracytherepublic5451]

@@leonardoluglie6532 well, Lenin already wasn't the most faithfull to Marx's teachings... many communists turn a blind eye to the fact that Marx revised his ideas in great parts when the end of his live came near. For example, he condemmed the idea of a violent revolution... Lenin: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that.

[@leonardoluglie6532]

@@democracytherepublic5451 Marx gives only the theory, revolution need violence because of the radical changes that will brings in the society. Like the Old bourgeouse french revolution. Radical changes need violence. Stalin was only a dictator that brings only Russia to capitalism because of his ego and populistic politics.

[@democracytherepublic5451]

@@leonardoluglie6532 so you are another trotzkiist i guess? Btw. i am not a communist, i am apolitical...

[@Skyrain315]

"This will make a fine addition to *OUR* collection. "

[@ThisIsWhereTheFunBegins8588]

недооцененный

[@JaredZaragozaa]

🧢

[@dimitrypetrenko3470]

Soviets finding Nazi Scientist and "high tech" German toys be like:

[@dinosolder6454]

Communism to the end of the line comrade

[@c0smosage804]

You must realize WE are doomed

[@Mr.HeisenbergTheCook]

"Privet." "Comrade Kenobej. You're a socialist one!"

[@natatish4375]

Привет привет Гривус

[@Valkins-uj1dp]

Здравия желаю , товарищ Гривус

[@mycelia_ow]

Bolshevik*

[@obi-wankenobi3719]

Net ti

[@VerifiedM-an]

Cold Wars: I. The Red Menace II. Attack of the Germans III. Revenge of the Capitalists IV. A new red dawn V. America Strikes Back VI. Return of Stalin VII. The Manifesto Awakens VIII. The last Communist VIII. The rise of Lenin

[@GebTheNerb]

“I LEAD THE LARGEST COMMUNIST DROID ARMY IN THE GALAXY!” General “Stalin” Grievous- 2020

[@Infernal460]

*Special thanks to the Tecno Union Army.*

[@CrispyChaos38]

I’ll do ya one better. “I command the grandest legion of proletariat synthetics!” - comrade “Iron” general grevious 2020.

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

2020? You mean 18BBY.

[@shakedone679]

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Stalin mean steal as well? If so then then that name is 5 times better

[@adge5182]

@@shakedone679you are right, It means the man of steel

[@justcristo6427]

Everyone gangsta till a cyborg with 4 arms wielding 4 ak-47 rolls up in a tank (Edit): thank for 1k likes

[@baggiestshelf5822]

In an IS-2 with magma guards in T-34s behind him.

[@kokocutedog1368]

Just Alex grievous with 4 ak47 would actually be more effective than him with lightsabers

[@dabitz6167]

4 Kalashnikovs

[@rynodragon2316]

2 PTRS-41’s and 2 PPSh-41’s, I’d say that’s good enough.

[@williamh530]

And vodka

[@noaika5342]

Russian in their history book: * normal * Russian in almost every other countries' history book:

[@DVXDemetrivs]

Yes, unfortunately, when foreign authors write something about Russians or shoot “Russians” in their films, it always stinks of low-quality alcohol

[@v.t1947]

Russian is pretty normal in Vietnamese History book tho

[@lani6647]

Yes, but mostly because of the spanking they’ve handed various people’s over the years

[@scaleofperspective6211]

@@lani6647 Have you read about Polish people in Russian history books?

[@lani6647]

Nope, never heard of polish people. I’ve heard of Polish people though.

[@Maximillion111]

Советские войны I - Скрытая контрреволюция Советские войны II - Атака красноармейцев Советские войны III - Месть царей Советские войны IV - Новая теория Советские войны V - Буржуазия наносит ответный удар Советские войны VI - Возвращение товарища

[@Sherlock_Kots221B]

Советские войны VII - Пробуждение Ленина

[@terry12fins24]

Stop being creative, guys, my hand hurts from liking all your comments!

[@londomollari1082]

Finding something creative in the KZbin comment section takes a lot of time nowadays.

[@commentcat8927]

uno reverse card

[@SamPaste928]

OUR posts.

[@andreyegoroviphone8455]

April 30, 1945. Commrade General Grievousov and his Red Army (РККА) approach the Führerbunker. “Nazis! You are surrounded! Your army is decimated. Make peace with the swastika, now! For this is your final hour. But know that I, Towarishtch General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare!”

[@michelveilleux1275]

This is awesome too me. 😅

[@nullfleet9808]

[He shoots himself]

[@justarandompersonininterne6583]

*Entering the Coruscant

[@CommonCommiestudios]

No one: Non-russians trying to add letters to spell товарищ: Random bullhorn go!

[@BobbleheadLuck]

*some nazi* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs full speed and gets crushed by a Slav squat*

[@shouldntreallybehere69]

Jedi: "That's my lightsaber!!!" General Grievous: "наш световой меч"

[@clonecommondogrimm]

Alright Death Squad, turn on your helmet translators. *Sees translation* Welp, at least we get to keep our blasters... right?

[@agianmcf2191]

@@clonecommondogrimm O U R ?

[@clonecommondogrimm]

@@agianmcf2191 MY Squad's blasters at least.

[@magomedkhoretlev6536]

NotGreyEisenwolf *Ваши

[@clonecommondogrimm]

@@magomedkhoretlev6536 I might get r/whooshed for this but wth. I'm pretty sure he's making a joke about the the fact that Grievous states "A fine addition to my collection." However since it's a Russian style of his theme he made a communism joke.

[@spinlok3943]

"Ukraine will make a fine addition to my collection."

[@SolaireOfToast]

HJAHAHAHAHAHA

[@reptile501]

@@tylergarrett7572 lol didn't read

[@LairOfLair]

@@tylergarrett7572 even more people just dies everywhere every day. Stop being a hypocrite.

[@wexxiv813]

@@cruximperator are you sure?

[@wexxiv813]

that epic

[@SkkiterSkkater]

Grevous: I will deal with this capitalist pig myself. Kenobi: Your move. Greivous: You fool, I've been trained in your capitalist arts, by Leon Trotsky!!!

[@Azrael_Equinox]

Then how did Grevious die?

[@thegoldcreeper]

@@Azrael_Equinox Shot him 'til he was dead.

[@suleyman9199]

@@thegoldcreeper Eyyy

[@fatmaaltintas8313]

rasputin wasnt in the times of USSR, this is just wrong.

[@jerkanerm]

Rasputin didn't care about politics, he simply wanted to fuck the Tsar's wife, and also, imperial Russia was capitalist.

[@priestly8164]

This legitimately sounds like it would be in a Russian war movie.

[@Tekna_Kitsune6248]

Oh yeah totally

[@Toporshik]

Nah, we don't do that anymore. Now we just copy Hanz Zimmer like everyone else.

[@Knight-Artorias]

Honestly it also sounds like boss music for Skyrim or some other RPG.

[@madaheder4098]

Ikr

[@monkeytime3169]

YES! 2003 CLONE WARS THEME FOR HIM IS UNDERRATED!

[@Сайтамен]

It is from the movie too.

[@melancholymelon5316]

I absolutely love that theme it's so scary like a horror film and intense 2003 grievous is amazing

[@The_Barroth]

Still the best character of the prequels. Heck, he’s up there as one of the best Star Wars characters of all time

[@cjlewis9228]

General Grievous: I'm no errand boy. I am not in this war for Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerful droid army the galaxy has ever seen. Obi-Wan Kenobi: An army with no loyalty, no spirit. Just programming. What have you to show for all your power? What have you to gain? General Grievous: The future. A future where there are no Jedi.

[@VicEntity]

Where is this line from? So badass...

[@toren_viii3246]

Etneciv Lego It’s from an episode of Clone Wars, I’m unsure on the exact episode though.

[@titantantisunthorn9222]

OUR army

[@VicEntity]

@@toren_viii3246 I have my issues with Grievous portrayal in TCW, but holy cow does this line encapsulates his character well

[@cjlewis9228]

Season 2 Episode 9 I believe is where it’s from

[@dimitrivukasin6867]

The ironic thing about this is the confederacy was peak capitalist.

[@壬晴六条]

Sadly, most of commentators don't understand this.

[@derdovil5520]

Ironic.

[@programmedgamer7101]

Star Wars in the prequel era is very deep for mainstream criticisms of politics. George isn't perfect but when he gets it right...

[@Thane3999]

LibRight vs LibLeft, that was orchestrated by AuthRight

[@randomusername3445]

Yup, right down to the governments being planter wide megacorporations

[@shengyi1701]

“Back away! I will deal with this Capitalist slime myself.”

[@ryankelley5160]

But aren't the Separatists Capitalists? They literally have a faction called the Trade Federation.

[@hallerlucas]

​@@ryankelley5160 I think they are fascists; capitalism has nothing to do with state totalitarianism

[@cjon6898]

@@ryankelley5160 It was a J O K E man no need for analysis

[@danielelombardo8196]

@@hallerlucas *china laughing in the corner*

[@Adamxcf]

Скажу так, песня идеальна подходит Гривусу и самой вселенной Звездных войн. Слышны такие инструменты как баян, аккордеон, клависин, скрипка и тяжелые ритмичные шаги На 2:33 слышен отрывок из Sovet march 3 alert

[@Hairy_McClairy]

dude, the fact that this is in 3/4 timing means it's perfect for a waltz. And you know what waltz is the most popular waltz?? A bridal waltz. You could totally have greivous' theme as your first dance at your wedding lmao

[@elibus-di3ye]

Or you can marry Grievous

[@velixo4197]

It's not in 3/4?

[@savary5050]

It kind sounds like a waltz a bit at parts

[@mrcookedbacon324]

Velixo no it for sure is

[@Edible_edibility]

Ima do it in 20 years

[@aidanlin4176]

At the height of the cold war, the Soviets were growing powerful. They put a massive amount of funding into a project codenamed Project Separatist. The goal was to create a superhuman cyborg to strike fear into the corrupt American's hearts. After years of arduous research, they finally succeeded. This cyborg was a 7 foot monster of steel and Russian pride. It embodied everything the Soviets wanted, a ruthless terrifying monster with no hesitation in killing. He. Was. General. Grievous.

[@xeraphyx7903]

underrated comment

[@flabbergastedpicklerickrol8204]

He went over seas to pursue those who he thought lazy an corrupt. Crashing through the defenses. They stood no chance, a real legend.

[@SpecteR3145]

General Grievnev ;)

[@kennethha416]

Probably some sick ass 80s movie in an alternate universe

[@Adrians_Ideas]

Why are all these comments not getting the recognition they deserve?

[@heinrich-johannvonwallenst6034]

От имени Конфедерации Советских Социалистических Планет и Рабоче-дроидской армии лайк

[@zillasw3096]

Who else doesn’t know what this means but liked it

[@heinrich-johannvonwallenst6034]

@@zillasw3096 In the name of Confederation of Soviet Socialistic Planets an Workers-Droid Red army I give you my like

[@user_andry]

Ты должен был бороться со злом, а не примкнуть к нему!

[@heinrich-johannvonwallenst6034]

@@user_andry ты про то, что сепаратисты - либертарианцы?

[@user_andry]

@@heinrich-johannvonwallenst6034 именно

[@poseidon907]

This fits this year

[@grunt2376]

*Even I'm scared by my youtube recommendations*

[@СоветскийМемер]

*pathetic*

[@generalgrievous1401]

This is magnificence

[@domcar222]

I searched it myself.

[@richardched6085]

Grievous does have a Russian accent in ROTS so this fits perfectly

[@dtxspeaks268]

His accent is Romanian, not Russian

[@ForsakenDreamer7]

@@dtxspeaks268 Pretty sure it's Russian.

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

@@ForsakenDreamer7 So it's slavic to be sure, then? I seriously could never tell what his accent was. The heavy respirator effect really muddled out his vocal tones.

[@fredonline1]

@@PunishedVenomDrake General Grievous was supposed to conjure up everything the intended and primary audience (Americans) found unnerving or "evil". Thus the masks and turbans of the kaleesh (and grievous' freedom fighter/terrorist past). His accent is just "generic eastern European", since that to us (whether rightly or wrongly) conjures up images of tyrants, war criminals, and cold, uncaring warlords who throw away their men as easily as bullets. Lets also not forget that the prequel trilogy was created around and slightly after the Chechen Wars, in which the Russian province of Chechnya tore itself apart in Jihad and revolution and the capital city was leveled twice.

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

@@fredonline1 I see. My thanks for the elaborate clarification, fellow community member.

[@frogsnidget_7345]

The memes and jokes are mint in this comment section. But we need to talk about how good this song is, god damn

[@hoogis]

Like how theres a bit of Red Alert 3 Soviet march at 2:34

[@kenjiroumiyamoto1432]

sorry.. I must do this piece*

[@dmitrash-0962]

Оби-Ван: ну здравствуй. Гривус: Товарищ Кеноби. Ты храбрый. Убейте его! … Ты дурак. Буржуа Дуку обучил меня вашему джедайскому искусству.

[@nightsregalia8641]

Man, General Greivous would be scarier if we couldn't understand him

[@redactedseed7114]

Ikr

[@LordGarryk]

Eeeehhh...but then we just have a cheeki breeki asmatic cyborg. I dunno if I can take that seriously

[@baronmunro1494]

@@LordGarryk wheeeeeeeeze

[@LordGarryk]

No dont take my walking stick!!! I know it's cool but it's a part of my collection, not yours!!!

[@josiahmeece3381]

*"Why do I hear boss music"* -Czar Nicholas II, 1917

[@nabrworsdreod5730]

Oof, Nicholas... Is that how you call Nikolai in English?

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@nabrworsdreod5730 Yes, that's the english version of the name.

[@nabrworsdreod5730]

@@zoro115-s6b i feel offended, lol

[@zoro115-s6b]

@@nabrworsdreod5730 We also turned "katyusha" into "katie", so it could be worse.

[@nabrworsdreod5730]

@@zoro115-s6b no, that's sounds ok to me

[@AndersonMallony-EricCF]

One of my favorite characters since I played LEGO Star Wars in my PS2. It was the best playable character by a long shot because he uses four lightsabers. My friend and I used to fight to decide who would use it in the game. Besides, his voice is cool af.

[@combo_4234]

Товарищ Дуку обучил меня твоему искусству джедаев. (i have been trained in your jedi arts by Comrade Dooku.)

[@edwardtaka5010]

Thank you

[@kylonoob1813]

More like capitalist arts

[@Аноним-д3я]

Неплохо Эйдан.

[@TastyTamales1]

*OUR* Jedi arts

[@AnHiddenPriority]

прям русская душа пошла

[@fillingthevessel8091]

- Во славу Коммунизма. Запускайте дроидов Т-34. - Понял , понял.

[@StarKhan]

*НЮ И ГХДЕ ЖЕ НАЩИ КАТЬЮЩИ?!*

[@romto1359]

Понял, понял, товарищ Какие-то у вас не правильные дроиды, товарищ, я сообщу об этой ошибки куда нужно, товарищ

[@romto1359]

@@StarKhan это старые дроиды, их сняли с оброта в 4943 году, товарищ

[@MrSquidoid]

uuhhhh

[@chipmathis712]

For the MOTHERLAND!!!!!

[@ДмитрийКерн-ж9у]

Вечная память генералу Гривусу! Ура! Ура! Ураааа!!!!

[@benjithecorgi5714]

Ура Indeed

[@fdred357butimnotsure]

слава конфедерации независимых систем! слава всем кто боролся против коррумпированности республики

[@МаксимБорисов-у5з]

Согласитесь, Сэмуэль-гений!)

[@SlavicDoom]

Опа

[@TheHouseAIwaysWins]

@@fdred357butimnotsure AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA BRITAIN FRANCE SOUTH VIETNAM GERMANY TURKEY uhm MONARCHIST RUSSIA >:)

[@UryahMcCasland-xx2si]

This will make a fine addition to everyone’s collection.