Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle

Truly epic lightsaber battle in Star Wars!
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[@MrTVCow]

Who's here after watching the new trailer? :D

[@ShadowDragon-cw7wb]

Swiss army lightsaber! Somehow Disney managed to go even further!

[@italyanisa1821]

That nunchuk lightsaber looks dope and weird

[@Model_BT-7274]

Me

[@theofilos9942]

Me

[@--Paws--]

You read our mind

[@sharms_silly]

yes

[@OnlyL3G3ND]

Darth Jar Jar this is awesome

[@berzerk9488]

Aren’t you a little young to be trained in the ways of the Jedi

[@ab-do7li]

Darth Jar Jar YOU FORGOT TO SAY YOUSA

[@Xenon-yx8lb]

Qui Gon Gin hello my masters master

[@vd6070]

@@dwad8710 Yes, Master.

[@TGG104]

2:52 The fact that it’s singing the Imperial March song is adorable.

[@Tmtrnr22]

😍

[@tenryuta]

i think some of combat ready LS come with bluetooth nowXD

[@noblenormie1179]

Lost Halo weirdo

[@Dropdeaddonuts]

Lost Halo they said it was cute, not that they're the only one to have noticed the reference. but hey whatever strokes your ego dude. just know you look like a jackass on that high horse of yours, cause this is just a comedy video about star wars.

[@RyanLeanardoe]

@@losthalo428 do you feel important yet?

[@leyrua]

I love how even the Jawa's rifle has winter gear on.

[@DarthKiller456123]

Well you cant have these metal parts starting to freeze

[@cara-seyun]

Camouflage too

[@jw201144]

I love how he sings the empire theme as he walks away so cute

[@yoshikagekira2311]

"Oh, we're allowing modifications, huh? Gimme a sec..."

[@calebadcock8262]

Graham Smith phineas and ferb Star Wars special

[@demon_xd_]

It’s been two months, what are you making, a cylindrical, bladed space station with the capacity to flail, so it can rapidly slice moons, planets, and stars?

[@nikolasEMT]

me: BOW SHAPED LIGHT RIFLE (?)

[@alexphotiou3607]

So how the modifications going? What are u even making? A penis shaped blade?

[@JonathanTheTrombonist]

It’s a Phineas and Ferb special citation. I watched that film like 20 minutes ago, then searched for this lol

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*Now imagine General Grievous finding out about this..*

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Noooooo

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

Yes

[@overlordb1989]

*(Heavy coughing)*

[@enderthedark5843]

Right Back At You Buckaroo A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION

[@radude4763]

Thibson34

[@battlelord9253]

Not gonna lie, the Sith’s costume is amazing.

[@CaptainFordoAlpha-77]

Yeah, and the jawa's outfit is unironically an awesome idea for a jawa operating on a cold planet.

[@zerombr]

I love how careful the jedi is, spinning that minecraft sword

[@kamieaston3016]

"Old school wins!" *Gets shot in the back* Sounds old school to me.

[@mistamysteriuh]

Jawa shot first

[@sadchild9478]

PhantomKiller76 Star Wars Theories new video.

[@YepsMr]

more like got shot in the front

[@XionXIV243]

So uncivilized

[@apotato5757]

Ok

[@grogonator5485]

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens Star Wars 8: The Last Jedi Star Wars 9: From His Sleep

[@nobodycares6817]

Star Wars 10: To Eat Some Cereal

[@kissingfrogs106]

Star wars 11: and go to the bathroom

[@YanosProductions]

Star Wars 12: then takes a shower

[@sleepyf3827]

Star Wars 13: to get out of the shower

[@lamarkP22]

Star Wars 10: Take a poop

[@literallyeverybody1809]

1:40 Social Distancing Lightsaber Battle

[@schrufix5567]

underrated comment

[@_Killkor]

They knew in 2015, they have prepared in advance.

[@DavidRay39]

The phrase "social distancing" needs to die already. Physical distancing is much better. We as humans socialize a lot. It's quite impossible not to.

[@dutchvanderlinde2531]

6 years later disney be like: LET’S DO THIS BUT IN ANIME

[@omaygot5331]

Also Disney: I also don’t give a fuck about legends

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

@@omaygot5331 legends ain’t that great; it had some good stuff, but I don’t mind that it got scrapped

[@celex1341]

Lol

[@brodybrown6921]

@@cantthinkofaname5046 yea a lot of stuff in legends was pretty wacky. I did like the force unleashed and some of the boba fett comics tho

[@Firemast]

@@brodybrown6921 Matter of taste I guess. I liked Thrawn and the Yuuzhan Vong.

[@Haydenlax_34]

Everyone gangster until jedi pull out a Minecraft lightsaber

[@GattToDaChoppa]

Lmaoooo

[@RoProReal]

*insert revenge here*

[@someonesomewhere8869]

[REDACTED]

[@lvbboi9]

that happened, this vid has earned It self a dislike

[@DiamondHoe]

LVBBoi no u

[@nickirmen6671]

I thought they were speaking hutt-ese until i remembered starwars fans exist in russia as well

[@demaorban6504]

He doesn't say anything on german , it's all because of his voice

[@enterthehyuver4747]

They are speaking Minions not russian

[@mo-s-]

@@Lex36020 lol. Do mean the word that sounds a bit like *Scheiße!* ?

[@sirskitariibush5570]

@@Lex36020 can you tell me exactly when he says "sheiße"? I can't hear it

[@sharpener3864]

@@Lex36020 He said "Чёрт..." [ch'ort]. That translates as "Damn". As Russian I can say, that there was no German language at all.

[@mistertwister2000]

Oh yeah, back when everyone thought Kylo’s crackling blade was what all the lightsabers would look like in the sequels

[@danydady6851]

In their defense, that's what half of them looked like

[@aguy7566]

All the lightsabers? Wdym there’s only three😂

[@guacamoledolphin]

The Joke when the force awakens came out they thought every lightsaber would be all crackly

[@aguy7566]

4 - lom yes I am aware haha. I wasn’t exactly an infant when it came out.

[@guacamoledolphin]

The Joke ok i am sorry have a good day or night

[@HexterXD]

(clacking sounds get louder in the distance) (coughing gets closer) Jedi: “Oh lord not agai-“ General Grievous: *”THIS IS A FINE ADDITION I SEE!!”*

[@AJLord]

A fine addition to my collection.

[@kater2310]

A FINE,FREAKING,ADDITION TO MY *cough cough* COLLECTION

[@Kriz10010]

A fine *cough* to my collection indeed

[@tomatogenesis]

"proceeds to slaughter the jedi"

[@c3por2d29]

"I will deal with this Jedi slime myself"

[@schlenderman1589]

We need more snow jawas. This needs to be a thing

[@SickVoid]

Snow Jawas ARE a thing. They arent much different from the Jawas on Tatooine tho.

[@jedediahgordon4064]

the snow jawa was badass, so wanna see that

[@stevenkimdmd]

(In Christopher Walken's voice) Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Snow Jawas!!

[@daffygoose784]

With a purpley red long lightsaber and a a BFG gun

[@priestly8164]

Snawa.

[@melonlord7443]

the dark side of the force is a path way to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@sumdud2129]

Have you ever heard of the tale of Darth plagueis the Wise? It's not a story most Jedi would tell you

[@Salieri01]

Eli Babad could you guys atleast quote it right

[@sumdud2129]

@@Salieri01 sorry

[@thatdude3230]

Right you are,

[@kvolmVID]

Эмммм... согласен... Я: чо это

[@netfan7117]

My favorite part is when the Jawa takes the saber, looks at it and says "Old school! Just like Darth Vader's"! Suddenly, my heart feels warm.

[@fishecllub3652]

i like how he put on protective eyewear and the other guy stands there, chivalry and bill nye levels of safety, i must say that this is worthy of an oscar

[@Lots17]

In soviet Russia you don't fight with a lightsaber. The lightsaber fights with you!

[@andrewsheridan612]

lame...

[@thevoid3246]

just two glowsticks smacking eachother with some fleshy meat sticks

[@lilholm9446]

The lightsaber fights with *US*

[@IsabellaaaRider]

In soviet Russia you don’t fight with a lightsaber. You can’t afford a lightsaber..

[@dsennack7792]

Bandit Da Lil Drug Dealer ak 47 much better anyway

[@strangevision99]

When he said old school wins, I thought the camera was going to pan up and reveal a lightsaber Death Star.

[@kennethpolk8565]

jason bourne

[@fot6771]

+Landale Star same

[@xinfinity8532]

Light saber Death Star?

[@UsernameXOXO]

+Landale Star I was hoping it would just go on forever, cleaving the whole planet in half when he swung... can't always get what we want!

[@samufinland5765]

+KingZub That was exactly what I was thinking

[@leyrua]

This is reminding me of how the Jedi Corran Horn had a trick where he could triple the length of his lightsaber... except for that time he did it and accidentally shorted the whole thing out and nearly died because he had disarmed himself. 😂

[@nadiahapsari3359]

oof 😂

[@leyrua]

@@nadiahapsari3359 Yeah, the only reason he lived is because he was REALLY good at that trick Vader used to absorb blaster bolts.

[@vettelfan17]

Okay but the dual saber was pretty cool though, Corran used it brilliantly in the first Dark Tide book (goads a Vong to charge at him then increases the saber's length to kill him)

[@Bapll]

Have you ever seen the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars movie? They do the exact same thing XD Nice visuals btw. They look really good. Also the sound design.

[@omegaoverl0ad]

I know right!

[@ItsADud]

first thing i thought of after i saw the thumbnail

[@diffdimgamerseven9986]

A lot of fine additions to my collection tbh

[@FrancescoDondi]

Hey, remember when we thought a silly lightsaber design was the worst thing they could possibly do to Start Wars? Those were good times.

[@alexeiharp7676]

Now it's part of what can happen best.

[@marlonaleman1036]

But the war has been going on for years

[@koopagrandfleet]

Glenn Merkle I do too

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

you know that in the expanded universe they used lightsaber WHIPS? Also do you understand that lightsaber is a silly concept per se and that those Jedi morons use a weapon meant for stabbing as a bokken?

[@jnoirj3124]

@@MrJerichoPumpkin Yep, but the new Star Wars is still shit.

[@bullsquid42]

No, what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!

[@unlimitedbreadsticks885]

His baby pictures.

[@johnconnor654]

bullsquid42 trainload of coke

[@mikhailkirichkov66]

bullsquid42 You don't need it.

[@knallpistolen]

bullsquid42 no, no ,no . .. :P

[@brobra4752]

bullsquid42 vodka

[@ReincarnatedGhost1]

You know I half expected him to activate the lightsaber that extended to the of the trees. When he dances around with it, he inadvertently cuts a branch from the tree and it crushes him. I can see I’m disappointed lol but great video!

[@neptune-op4dj]

"Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection"

[@vsGoliath96]

"What's in the box?" "A weird knife that lines up with the wreckage of the second Death Star, but only from a very specific angle, with a ruler attachment that points to one room where you can find a poorly written mcguffin that helps you fly through glowing red space cancer to reach a hidden planet where a zombie who shoots lightning lives." "That sounds fucking stupid. I don't want the box anymore."

[@BusinessWolf1]

Is that the new movie plot?

[@thetimebinder]

@@BusinessWolf1 Yes

[@evandevore2627]

That might be the best summary of it I've ever seen

[@SaintVakos]

Wasnt it mcmuffin?

[@calamatuz]

Why u calling palpatine alightning shooting zombie lmaooooo

[@SDesWriter]

LMAO....I love when they had laser people on the end of their blades fighting each other.

[@kairyavila9401]

Love. Love. Love. 10000000000000000000000

[@codychambers3311]

There called stick men NOT laser people

[@thanhdanhvu5886]

Cody Chambers Laser men since they’re made from laser

[@theredpillneo2296]

Dan Velman HOW DO U ALL KNOW THERE MEN

[@thanhdanhvu5886]

OH NO

[@obamagaming1270]

The guy working on his saber at the beginning is like when Phineas skywalker had the battle that decided the fate of the galaxy with darth ferb

[@kiwirageleedong9247]

177013

[@user-bv8gi5qo6x]

Говорят, что в коробке лежит нормальная трилогия сиквелов

[@Евгений_Пилявский]

Не, сынок, это фантастика.

[@G0rguleR]

Годная шутейка...

[@Alg0r]

Мало нам загадки, что лежит в чемодане из "криминального чтива", так теперь это))

[@mehrunesdagon3906]

А этот ситх похоже дарт маус

[@rebeccacummings6697]

ummmm I don't speak russian

[@avoughtf4u-4corsair19]

I bet that box has an embarrassing photo of Spongebob's Christmas party.

[@randommemerguy5070]

Jaminator it does

[@user-kr6uj9zh5t]

I'm really Rassiun Comunist

[@garrettsattem4799]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SPONGEBOB!

[@MiloMcCarthyMusic]

Nice pfp

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

No, it's Marecel Wallace's soul

[@freakycookie101]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

[@OmniRadio]

some stuff what kind cool stuff get loot crate every month

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

+freakycookie101 Spongebob's embarrassing photo taken during christmas.

[@freakycookie101]

Sumgai I like you. ;)

[@Firestar4041]

A better question would be: who was he taking the box to? also I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!

[@Zerpderp0]

Vhat's in the box? How much of vhat's in the box is worth? Storage Vars. heheh

[@unfadingtoast1]

Holst’s Mars really ties this together, considering The Planets is where John Williams got his inspiration for the Star Wars ost

[@user-nf3kz9ee2n]

It puts together Mars and Venus. This is a musical masterpiece!

[@unfadingtoast1]

@@user-nf3kz9ee2n Oh, dang, you’re right! One word for it: *nice*

[@Theonetruewonderfly]

I'm looking at when this came out, and I actually consider this a lovely snapshot of a moment in time: Back when we had the promise of new Star Wars, all we had was a teaser trailer, and the biggest complaint was the look of the bad guy's lightsaber. Lots of fun speculation and no bad plot twists to ruin our memories. This was good times, in January 2015.

[@FrostAzgori3167]

Blaster fire is red The death star is round It's over anakin I have the high ground Edit: 1 year later and thx for the likes. Nice poem guys. Also i know it was copied but why do u care? I doubt the guy i copied it from even made it. Edit: 2 years later and 18k likes, damn.

[@thegamemaster479]

Toxic Frost hahahahahahaha

[@FrostAzgori3167]

man of culture

[@jacquelineoleary8132]

What...

[@kingquality1484]

Roses are red I wanted to be a father Obi-Wan you fool You underestimate my power

[@alanhiding1471]

Beautiful

[@soundwave8466]

Cold War in a nutshell

[@JohnDoeKek]

And the US, won! :)

[@ethanmouloudj8750]

John Doe Neither won, despite the US saying it won, but yeah, kinda, I suppose...

[@flameconvoy7424]

John Doe neither really did anything

[@JohnDoeKek]

@@ethanmouloudj8750 Why neither?

[@creditsunknown7974]

@@JohnDoeKek because Peace, a truce happened, no need to use those 10000 missiles america, go for korea, we only have like 100, ....... please

[@horrible15]

The fact this video 7 yrs old and looks this good

[@thenutstealer]

1:32, ok, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

[@bruhjustreadmychanneldesc.5131]

Nobody: Disney trying to impress the SW community:

[@pudimjogando1198]

Technicallythetruth

[@akam9919]

*SJW

[@micaha.9756]

The only thing is, Disney didn't create the cross guard lol. It's been in the EU and legends.

[@Theycallmethek3]

Fuck off

[@sketchydude8431]

@@micaha.9756 What's the point in a lightsaber Cross guard if there's that gap exposed between the blade and the actual cross guard?

[@lancetheking7524]

Remember when Disney made the umbrella Saber that blocks minigun blasters

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

That sounds disgusting but how did it look?

[@Verg887]

@@curtismcpsycho8212 I dont remember correctly, but it looks like 4 sabers spinning on a special handle which looks like umbrella. To be honest its looks disgusting.

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

@@Verg887 I hope I don't ever see it

[@lotusluminance5872]

*"Your lightsabers, shall make a fine addition to my collection."* - General Grievous finding out about this, probably

[@wwlb4970]

In Soviet Russia force awakens YOU!!

[@sadplatinum6786]

XD

[@ZTFProduction]

+Valdemar Butor HAHA !

[@TotalRookie_LV]

+Valdemar Butor Don't know about being awaken, but people there are mostly *forced* for pretty much anything, that right.

[@wwlb4970]

SwineNahNah Well, I live in a deeply post-soviet country and that's mostly true.

[@TotalRookie_LV]

Valdemar Butor I was born and grew up in USSR, but at least I don't live in Russia, what they have done in recent years was really surprising and unexpected, why would anyone want to return to 1990s or even earlier. It's insane! Perhaps the answer is - that's not what they want, but their leaders are too stupid to evaluate the consequences of their own actions. Besides, likely we should have expected it, like in Germany of 1920s and 1930s in current Russia revanchism is a strong driving force.

[@carsonkacirek4612]

In soviet russia, lightsaber fights lightsaber.

[@mrjukeboxparty4563]

Arcorior in Soviet Russia you don’t fight with lightsaber lightsaber fights with you

[@wryb7507]

In America you fight with light saber * Brody clip * in Soviet Russia light saber fights with you * another Brody clip*

[@GODDEVA]

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16❤️😍 🙏Say this quick prayer: Dear Jesus, I admit that I am a sinner deserving of Hell. I am guilty for breaking your holy commandments. I believe that you died on the cross to pay for my sins, were buried, and bodily resurrected three days later. Please forgive me of my sins and take me to Heaven when I die. I now believe upon You alone, apart from all self-righteous works and religion, as my personal Savior. Thank you. Amen.🙏❤️😍😘🛐✝️

[@thanos_6396]

Arcorior INCORRECT IN RUSSIA LIGHTSABER FIGHTS YOU!!!!!!

[@Julianicos]

@@DifferentVid yes we are

[@ElisonTheDuck]

We need a 2022 edition where the duelists stay 2 meters from each other at all times

[@Itosalix]

This was better then the entirety of the last 3 Star Wars trilogies.

[@chase1146]

the battle axe saber is fucking epic

[@overaptordude6161]

+chase1146 Don't swear

[@chase1146]

Overaptor Dude ill swear all i fucking want dude

[@khorndemon6077]

+chase1146 it looks ridiculous .But not so ridiculous and stupid like garda on lightsaber.

[@Wirelord]

+Khorn Demon Wtf, it's not used as a guard, it's used to balance the lightsaber man.

[@Wirelord]

+Neg Ative It's not there to be a guard, it's there to balance the lightsaber.

[@jesseholywood1161]

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOOOOX?

[@galelululu]

Porn.

[@ourtube4266]

Oh shit, this is turning into a sex thing real fast. Pack your bags kids, we're leaving the Internet

[@AWSOME91000]

Embarrassing photos of spongebob at the Christmas party

[@Karv3r]

PUT THE GUN DOWN DAVID!

[@Charlgun]

You don't want to know what's in the box

[@nehvrashscrohtumvakle2479]

Gota admit, the lightsaber reveal when the teaser first came out was jaw dropping. Totally blew me away. Glad it was used sparingly opposed to making it a trend.

[@Sir-Raph]

[Shifty Hooded Guy]: "What's in the box?" [Sketchy Jedi Dude]: "My new pair of *_Jedi Nikes-_* I mean, piss off! Go eat a _deathstick_ and rethink your life..."

[@samgamgee6508]

Death Pocky

[@obesemonkey7313]

Disney do be making toy lightsabers look like this

[@electric_creeper]

There's a mix and match lightsaber i bought. I can mix different lightsabers with special connectors.

[@Egtard]

@@electric_creeper Blade Builders

[@electric_creeper]

@@Egtard Yeah, Starwars Blade Builders.

[@A_HollowSoul]

i legit would by the minecraft lightsaber

[@edgemaxxer1573]

Looking at you blade builders

[@vicctorree500]

When the 2 smart kids have different answers:

[@Valentina-uc2sr]

Then the teacher tells them they're both wrong

[@vicctorree500]

2:27

[@immersegrafx]

Ratatubies XD you straight up copied the top comment on the “duel of the fates” video smh

[@vicctorree500]

Immerse Grafx ?

[@immersegrafx]

Ratatubies XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp28dKuYd7-Iebs scroll down until you see a comment by “Wyattblue”

[@dewit5883]

This just happened to get in my recommended exactly 6 years after this was released

[@matthewlee8667]

2:02 That Jedi is insane! He's channeling the power of The Dark Side of the Moon!

[@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek]

They literally made toy lightsabers like this tho lol

[@dujeanhickling61]

Oh yea I remember

[@jacidstorm2592]

@Anon Commenter those are still a thing

[@hplaserjetprom501dnprinter5]

The box contains a stash of prequel memes.

[@tsonava4223]

Its over Anakin! I have the high ground!

[@mr_lucif3r823]

*Aggressive Yoda MMMM*

[@hoogis]

It contains a bunch of embarasing photos of Grevious in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit

[@liar2k5]

Linctonamor ....

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

Many Bothans died for those memes

[@user-zq1tc2yh4l]

Приятно, что соотечественник или товарищ с постсоветского пространства (страна в описании канала не отражена) делает такую годноту!

[@emi8679]

*This will make a fine addition to my collection.*

[@adamdaniel1704]

Never get in the way of a jedi's new pair of shoes.

[@tanningbed4bred]

*Yes* 😂

[@jabberwocky1707]

Doc Martens?

[@TheBoozer1975]

StormJordans

[@singleproppilot]

The music is the “Mars” movement from “The Planets”, by Gustav Holst. This symphony was a huge inspiration for John Williams when he composed the music for Star Wars.

[@robbparker805]

Emerson Lake and Powell did a cover of this one their only album together.

[@123mickymouse123]

Holst has had huge influence on modern symphonies and music in general. Parts of the Star Wars soundtrack are near identical for example, and Lost woods from Zelda is based on parts of Jupiter I believe.

[@Markbro101]

Love how the jawa sings the imperial march

[@CamelotGaming]

The lightsaber umbrella in visions isn't all that crazy now...

[@spiderjerusalem4009]

plot twist : modern lightsaber battle is showoffs, there is no spinning or even fight

[@superp1904]

What r u talking abt? 1:40 there was a fight

[@kraxusgaming9483]

@@superp1904 like for a second but your not wrong

[@user-df7px1tg4b]

It’s a battle of who can out flex the other

[@darthvader7375]

I wish we had those lightsabers back then...

[@ProjjectDelta.]

Back when you were Anakin so you could protect your wife or...well I assume that

[@gaushaus]

Or rule the galaxy...

[@MrX-ok3jq]

Would it of been .... wizard?

[@kyloren6258]

I agree

[@_DuongNamKhanh]

You can always teleport to modern dayXD

[@ChristianWario]

I can't believe that 5 years ago I thought this was leaked scenes from the force awakens. Still a good video!

[@emiliemelody]

Oh my god I'm so happy I found it!! I've been searching for this since soooo long! I remember I watched it when I was young, I was searching for the Force awaken trailer. And then I wanted to see it again, because that was really funny, and I never found it... until now. Thank you for that moment of joy.

[@finhudson2938]

This reminds me of the phineas and ferb star wars special

[@skolped-7781]

Fin Hudson yes!

[@brunobrx3599]

Ah yes, the best Star Wars thing Disney has done

[@saswhodareswins1621]

Me too

[@KurtDoesStuff]

Tf are you talking about isn't this the special right here? Shorter then I remembered

[@Mr_Storm_22]

@@skolped-7781 Rouge One?

[@kalmac6255]

Groovy! What's really messed up is that this video has better special effects and sound than 99 percent of the sci-fi movies produced in the 70s.

[@Platinums-World]

NOSTALGIA! I’ve been looking everywhere to find this again.

[@GSCBrowning]

But what's in the box?

[@OJtheModerator]

You don't want to know.

[@Zichfried]

You really do not want to know what is inside the box. But I think it is a pizza.

[@euphoricbacon]

Its a loot crate

[@charliegodwin3607]

Oh. youre verified

[@Tracer_Krieg]

A head... Of Cabbage!

[@PRIMOTUBE]

So.... what's in the box?

[@miguelisaurusbruh1158]

*You don't need to know what's in the box*

[@user-tr5rl9kc5i]

@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 ты не хочешь знать что в ней.

[@miguelisaurusbruh1158]

@@user-tr5rl9kc5i understandable, -have a great day-

[@user-tr5rl9kc5i]

@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 Удачи.

[@reliant1701]

LootCrate, probably

[@wolframsteindl2712]

I love how these fan projects always use Gustalv Holst so they aren't copyright infringing on Disney/Lucasarts.

[@matyastaller159]

I love the little Jawa dude at the end. "Oldskul, meepmeep, oldskul!" 😀

[@irefusei9716]

What inside the box? Its an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the christmas party

[@Oizio606]

Refuse | Gaming Channel lol I watched that episode

[@19TheFallen]

+Refuse | Gaming Channel Wanna know what's inside the box? The cut of the first three star wars movies where Anakin Skywalker is actually a competent, skilled and lovable Jedi up until the moment of his fall instead of the cut where he is a whiny, wimpy idiot who was ripe for turning to the Dark Side right off the bat that we got!

[@CRAZY-M6641]

YUP

[@cmderfox5396]

Refuse | Gaming Channel it's next month's lootcrate early.

[@MultiNaruto900]

1:31 That's literally just a large fan.

[@Farcry5AttackersGamesLegacy]

Lmao

[@anomaly395]

1:11 - 1:48 This whole segment has me dying LMAO 🤣

[@vvgamer4568]

“Another fine addition to my collection”

[@jasonkeats931]

0:51 so we're allowing modifications huh? gimme a sec

[@goodblueblox]

Lol, Phineas and Ferb Star Wars!

[@Jezzibolt]

Star Wars RPG characters after the DM says you can use mods

[@RoboBlue2]

This ended up being better than the new movies.

[@hassaneeen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA best comment

[@l0sts0ul89]

True.

[@catoboyproductions7098]

Not really...are you just so nastolgic of the classics that your blind to the new? There was a few dumb things like the purple hair bitch but the new movies are fantastic.

[@PS3SniperDude1998]

Catoboy Productions 😂😂😂, no, the new movies are not fantastic.

[@catoboyproductions7098]

@@PS3SniperDude1998 LOL yes they are

[@The_SteelNerfer]

the third episode of visions be like:

[@obiwanswat]

This is still the greatest KZbin video ever, even after 7 years

[@viktorrhee6149]

That was actually pretty good. I have had REAL low expectations going in.

[@TheKonch]

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX

[@hoatangnhu4091]

Feferffere

[@ThePowerfullEnergy]

It's my dick in a box

[@Wistbacka]

The cake from portal

[@timomastosalo]

You don't need to know.

[@FR4NzIT]

Marco

[@lordstarscream01]

I love how the jawa just sings imperial March while walking away

[@S.A.MTheMan]

Honestly at this point it doesn't matter if you have an actual good lighting it just matters how cool it looks

[@itsalinz8646]

How the hell did this guy craft an emerald sword i want one

[@mo-s-]

How the hell did he craft the lightsaber??

[@ItsFelixPlayz]

1 iron 4 emeralds

[@DriverNeku]

Mods

[@ItsFelixPlayz]

@@DriverNeku Just craft them in survival

[@bakurasplanet4502]

*It's dangerous for a lone Jedi to transport his new NIKE LeBron 17 shoes through the woods nowadays.* That Sith Lord and Jawa were Jay & Silent Bob *"What's In the Box?"*

[@josephge4223]

Mind trick worked on that Jawa

[@Flat-Bob]

I love the part where the light sabers have stick figure light saber duels on the end of them 😂 too funny

[@SavageMexicanBoi]

This gives me Lego Star Wars vibes :) especially with the humor and humming

[@Draug0]

Hilarious! I thought the light saber in the movie trailer was kind of ridiculous, especially considering that the metal part of the cross guard sticks out from the pommel, making it functionally useless. This is a great parody of that.

[@Proterragon]

it isnt used as a hilt, it's an exaust vent where the unused energy from the blade goes out. Lightsaber form the trailer for SW VII is used as a regular lightsaber it just has more power (wihch im not sure what that exactly means,i mean should it cut trough ,,usaual''sabers or what :P ) trust me after endless disscussions on 9gag SW nerds finally came to an agreement :P

[@Draug0]

David Janjic I don't care how you explain it or try to rationalize it, it still looks ridiculous and unnecessary.

[@Proterragon]

hey i just tried to help u understand...it's ur opinion and i respect it u can worhship unicorns if u prefer it idc. but also-it's their universe and they can do whatever they like it and bunch of ppl seem to go with the crowd on hating new star wars,just like they did with prequel's... and that's sad

[@Draug0]

David Janjic I'm not hating on Star Wars because it's the in thing to do. I simply think that light saber looks ridiculous and this video parodies that perfectly. I know a lot of people are complaining about the black storm trouper, as they are all supposed to be clones of Jango Fett, or the R2D2 head playing soccer, but I really could care less about those things. That light saber just looks ridiculous, simple as that. And people didn't like the prequels because they were poorly written and directed and just shitty in general compared to the original series.

[@Proterragon]

i think that nostalgia is the problem but w/e also black stormtrooper is balck bcs empire started recruting ppl into their army cuz clones aged too fast and kamino was destroyed (not featured in movies i think,not sure)

[@quillette4130]

Me and the boys when we find sticks in the woods

[@FShani]

Jawa needed to ride away on a lightsaber horse in lightsaber full plate armor.

[@xenonmusic4080]

My man put mars of the planets as the music. Gotta love it.

[@FangsofYima]

This reminds me of the one intro scene in Worms Armageddon where they try to out-do each other in weapons

[@yagzyigitgursoy7873]

Fangs of Yima

[@joshkaminsky9772]

Fangs of Yima p

[@bestworldolive8384]

Fangs of Yima k

[@tick1691]

Fangs of Yima it's a dick measuring contest

[@johnperez4556]

Fangs of Yima kk

[@commandercody7594]

Jawas on an ice planet? Seriously?

[@MrShackleforth]

Hell yes

[@commandercody7594]

Johhny Shackleforth Dats what I like to hear B)

[@liamtzinch5225]

Its russia

[@commandercody7594]

Лиашер Тзинч lol its RP so it is not Russia :)

[@AlexzeyAbebrus]

Maybe on Tatooine's now winter))

[@mishadoumnov]

using Holst on the soundtrack was a nice touch

[@moethedog6816]

This is my favorite video on KZbin!

[@justas423]

I think they're speaking Russian...

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Yes. It's a space language called Russian.

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Using a doll, can you point to the exact spot on the butt where the internet hurt you?

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Goodness. Snarky remark that backfired, failed attempts to cover it up by claiming you made a joke, and now this, trying to deflect your problem on others. You have my complete sympathy. _Poor Rosita. Poor, poor Rosita._

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Oh no, now you're annoyed that you still can't sell it! _Poor Rosita!_

[@zurabsiradze7822]

@@Ni999 what is your problem dude? Why so salty?