StarCraft 2: PLANETARY PROBLEMS! (Florencio)

[@thiagooshiro4857]

A SCV chasing a spore crawler sounds like the beggining of a joke.

[@thalanoth]

scv = spore countering vehicle, dontcha know?

[@zes3813]

wrr

[@jeybeyon6643]

Kinda like when someone ask "is your refrigerator running? You better go and get it!" "Omg that spore crawler is running! Better kill it" Im bad at telling jokes ._.

[@ToadstedCroaks]

More like a super trucker story being told at a bar by a really loud operator about how he took on an ultralisk single handedly as it was racing towards the city. Then someone who was there pipes in and explains how Bob spent half an evening slowly following a 3 legged crawler with his welding torch, screaming into the com system the whole time.

[@calebprouty288]

An SCV walks into a bar...

[@HenryLevenson]

That had to be one of the most painful games of Sc2 I’ve ever watched.

[@L3monHope]

Poor Plat player getting butchered.... Fun commentary from Lowko! But I don't love this kind of troll game were it's basically just mmr smurfing

[@pavel9652]

It had to be someone very young playing, otherwise, they would be thinking straight and not repeating the same mistake again and again...

[@amanwithdope]

Yah lol. If the Zerg has just taken like 5 bases with the nydus and pumped out lings he could have won.

[@jkobain]

@@pavel9652 "No WaY ThEsE TwO ArE MaßtEr lEaGuE!" ©

[@TheKenji2221]

@@pavel9652 Looking at the apm. I doubt it's someone that young. Or maybe a spastic kid

[@pavel9652]

"The donkey should not be knocking its foot against the same rock twice." Powerful words xD

[@Tempe1919]

Haha lekker bezig met de spreekwoorden

[@KiIIerQueenboom]

if the donkey kicks the rock hard enough the rock will eventually break lol

[@LetsBuildThatApp]

I feel they were both eating cheeseburgers while playing this

[@joshjosh1386]

speaking of, i'd love a good cheeseburger right now.

[@cuxsia]

and they got high with those burgers new crazy additive

[@azimuthkenarium1665]

hey nice to see u here watching SC2 cheezy games😂 i like ur kotlin videos btw

[@smaakjeks]

[Realisation] M! m. Mnhokhay okhay. [burger down] M-hm. Shoulgh tahke hish barrachks gnow. [swallow] Fly, my minions! Fly! [sideways glance at burger]

[@vietnguyenquoc9173]

@@joshjosh1386 With some beef and shrime as well, those 3 go well together and with some salad too

[@joshuafarrell879]

The dislikes are from the swarm hosts that died in that nydus.

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

Some of them, anyway.

[@saintmayhem9873]

You mean from their families. Those hosts are still buried underground in decaying nydus worm innards.

[@alfstewart22]

He did the math

[@nguyentrandanghoang8094]

I don't even play this game, but i really love watching it, idk why. And i see florencio i click 😂😂

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

25:50 that was onPURPOSE!!

[@Rath_9]

I tried playing it again a few months ago and hated it lol

[@TaisharEnder]

I play super casual. Campaigns and vs AI. Custom melee games and free for all’s. But I couldn’t do ladder. Doesn’t mean I don’t love watching it tho!

[@randomzergling]

69 likes, dont ruin it

[@Rath_9]

Oh I’ve always liked the campaign I’ve been playing it and rts campaigns since wc2 came out. I just can’t stand the ladder.

[@RoseAbrams]

I had a dream that one day Lowko would upload a video with both “planetary” and “Florencio” in the title. And then that dream came true.

[@theotherguy4456]

you misspelled nightmare

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

@@theotherguy4456 Nah this is a dream come true man

[@BaufenBeast]

25:39 Wanna see Zerg lose 41 supply in one attack?

[@octav3k]

51

[@mgaus]

Nyd-@$$ worm

[@douglasrowe675]

I love at the end when you watch the APM, it just plummets to zero after that nidus kill. I can imagine them banging their head on the desk, and then he just ggs. That was pretty funny

[@shinyshiny82]

"He's a master at baiting" Well played Lowko, well played.

[@Lightwait321]

@25:18 lol

[@CaptainWheezy]

The best english equivalent is probably the "definition of insanity" colloquialism: Doing the same thing multiple times and expected different results each time.

[@TacticalFlukie]

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me

[@crazymoogle]

"If your strategy relies on the other player being bad, it's probably not a very good plan". The irony in a Florencio game.

[@VladVladislav790]

Lowko, you actually left out the best part: Florencio staying in the game after the opponent leaves

[@krowpan799]

Sanest Sc2 player

[@hrfjio7455]

This has given me confidence to play ranked

[@celestrius9197]

What's funny is i thought the same thing. Then I accidentally saved for college and lost to a guy below 2k mmr who played his first game in 5 years against me..

[@richardcox8409]

thought the same thing but then I read what Celestrius said. I have played SC since it was invented and I love watching SC2 vids but haven't played in a long time and it was a wake up call comment. I would end up on Winters BLHs

[@matttully3178]

Lowkotv: "we don't have any dangerous creatures in the Netherlands." Also Lowkotv: "our donkeys have 7 legs!"

[@TheRealStoku]

Those 5 amazing APM by the Zerg playing are overwhelming

[@kkirlin07]

“So the donkey has broken all 7 of its legs” -- LOwKo 2020

[@Verjox]

Nobody: Lowko: *trying convice you florenzio is one person and not a whole team*

[@xv9021]

"florencio" is just lowko's alt account

[@Vlagstaf]

« When you kill both the ass and the mouth of the nydus worm, all the units die » I had a shitty day, but hearing this made me crack up like crazy! Thank you Lowko

[@BrentPhoenixGaming]

I don't think I have ever seen a scouting Spore Crawler before haha

[@carlhenrylico4138]

I don’t mind speeding up the viewer-submitted games on lull moments.

[@ballboys607]

Platinum players never seeing planetary rushes? You give us too much credit.

[@MrClashPlay]

subtle flex

[@RoyScot]

@@MrClashPlay looooool in sc2 plat is not a flex :D

[@MrClashPlay]

Sarat Roy lmao I can’t get passed gold

[@RoyScot]

@@MrClashPlay >_> sorry bro, but good luck!! I believe in you.

[@goblingrenadex4946]

PrincePlaya: NO No.. You CAnt Just Cheese with planetary Fortresses! Florencio: Haha planetary goes brrrrrrrrrrr

[@PresidentialWinner]

no Don't copy other people. Copy Florencio

[@guess317]

Hilarious ending !!! He took 30 seconds to realize where are my units??? Lololol

[@PotatoMussab]

When I see the zerg player in this game with 8 drones 4k floating minerals and 200 APM Im just wondering where is all this APM going?

[@whitecat1441]

i love at the end of every videos lowko always said "dont forget to smile" really make me happy inside

[@maiszek9467]

Amazing upload schedule... Love these vids

[@pavel9652]

26:25, Zerg player - former Swarm Host owner, finds out he can't find them ;)

[@GR33NAXE]

"So the donkey has broken all 7 of its legs!" Cracked me up right there.

[@calvinjames5027]

“The donkey has broken all his legs” Me: laughs in Chernobyl

[@AlexanderVRadev]

No one: Literally no one: Florencio: "Go for the butt!" ;D

[@jordandavenport5784]

I want to get the lowko announcer pack, but if it doesn’t say “Build overlords, more stuff beats less stuff” then I’ll be a little disappointed.

[@kurtender02]

The guy must be like "No" pause 30 seconds, then GGs out hahaha

[@imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406]

Ravagers? Wat dat? Floencio: picking on noobs for our entertainment.

[@cakedeliveryboi3283]

"the master at baiting so far" lmao nice choice of words lowko 😂 25:18

[@PeterBressau]

when you're 17:00 minutes into the game and so sure of yourself that you can leave half of your economy doing nothing - THAT IS THE ACTUAL PRO MOVE HERE Lowko!

[@goliathmb18]

he could have just put some drones in the overlords and expand all over the map without any issue since the start, but idk what the heck his thought process was..........he even knew half the map was clear and where Florencios only base was.....

[@ScienceCat888]

Take a shot every time lowko says “bad boys”

[@river7591]

ok that was a massacre

[@Treksh]

Hahahah what a game man, the last moment really sealed it!

[@AmigoInstructor21]

26:13 one min of silent for all of them who died inside... 😥

[@Quadrolithium]

1 zerg lost =1 braincell died... that's how I feel about this...

[@asdfgoogle]

I wish I could see the look on his face when he realizes he doesn't have anymore swarm hosts xDDDD

[@johndoerayme7064]

Donkeys, Mermaids, Rocks, and a hero scouting spore .. oh, that Flo magic has arrived.

[@mechm1nd]

Now I just want to see a game of Lowko against Florencio under new smurf accounts so they'll not know about it. And since Florencio sometimes sends replays to Lowko directly it will be a nice surprise

[@RandomCommenter955]

This was one of the best viewer casted/florencio games XD so much premium content in this one

[@nguyenvpicipmu]

SOOO MUCH TO LEARN HERE GUYS! seriously, this is super interesting. A good break from mind-boggling strategies and actions of god tier battles with the like of Maru and Serral. I think there should be more of Platinum casting. Very funny.

[@lukenel29]

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

[@zhoumadeit]

Lowko: “Donkey” *GORDON RAMSAY INTENSIFIES*

[@Alexey-qs6nr]

these viewer submitted games are pure gold

[@the3pista1c]

25:18 "He's been the master at bating this whole time..." ;)

[@malthael966]

I always have such a hard time believing Florencio and his opponents are in Plat, the games are so incredibly bizzare haha

[@Mirari1986]

Best of 5 Lowko vs Florencio, would be cool :)

[@capkarr]

Awesomeness! Great game indeed. I discovered that I like the medium level games with crazy opening moves like fortress rushes etc.

[@KY-qy3kn]

Ah yes, the master baiting factory.

[@Quadrolithium]

That sounded awkward after reading it fast enough

[@endcancerouspisslam6666]

*Fun fact:* If you build the nydus again, you can get those units back. They remain in the black hole of the nydus

[@generalrex9387]

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me is the best equivalent.

[@anarchistlilia]

both painful and lovely so I love it

[@TITAN_101]

o.O didn't I watch this yesterday? must have been a accidental upload, will watch again

[@LowkoTV]

I accidentally posted it yesterday for about ten minutes. Nice catch!

[@GG-bi8tb]

i watched it as well, tried to comment but the video was gone

[@oneidiotoneblog9915]

Daygaview

[@Vest-one]

Lowko said: „oh, my god. oh, my god…“ and then silence for some time…

[@ottojagenstedt9740]

the florencio videos were better before I think, the later ones just really feel like the opponent is a dog who never played the game

[@thefirstk6331]

I mean its Platinum in an Game that is not played by that much Player so its most likly just an casual Player that plays probably 4-5 Games a week for fun you cant expect much from that. But i agree would be fun to see some losses from Florencio aswell vs actually decent Opponents.

[@dblackconductor]

It's fine to speed up the playback when there's a lull, I'd say.

[@lightdx7008]

That last attack to that Nydus is what a total disaster looks like for zerg players.

[@RequiestofElysia]

Best equivalent to the donkey saying would be "Banging your head against a brick wall"

[@kurofelix]

You can hear how lowko hearth breaks when all those units die when the nydus was destroyed

[@davidholland4713]

Once again Florencio reveals the inner beauty of platinum league SC2. Proud players, hold your heads high :-)

[@Larsgman]

Lmao when he blew up the nydus worm the dude straight up gave up and went gg lmao

[@sharrick1208]

That nydus dying was the most satisfying thing I think I've ever seen

[@TobyHollowaaaaay]

imagine that Florencio is actually like 12 people, explaining why he uses so many names

[@HayEnju]

I'd like to see the lowko facecam when he casts these. the number of times he sounded like his soul was in pain in this video alone hahaha

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

9:42 a little bit of breeding room... how appropriate for a zerg^^

[@Roamingfirebat]

I don’t PvP in SC2 but damn this was entertaining. Maybe I should start watching more PvP lol

[@Axton-gq9qv]

Dude i just came back to starcraft 2 and now im still having nostalgia playing it again

[@sage0x]

Lmao, the Zerg processing in the end.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

14:00 he couldve killed all those scvs 3 times over with all that swarm host attacks... Omg the nitus conclusion was glorious.

[@danielbloemer]

I was already speeding the video up when you finally decided to do it...

[@RocZi]

A SCV chasing a Crawling Spore Crawler drilling its drills into the Spore body is the best thing that can happen inSC2. The 2nd is the player trying to locate where their buried-alive creatures are when their nydus mouth and ass are destroyed.

[@CrazyHeavyDude]

27 minuts lowko and florencio, and im in a bus. Hell yeah

[@jkobain]

Be glad you're not in that worm! ;D

[@CrazyHeavyDude]

@@jkobain hahahahah! 50 supply gone instantly

[@adrianquintanilla850]

"So when you kill both the mouth and the ass of the Nydus worm, thats the best way to describe it ok, all the units inside of it actually die." LMAO!!!!!

[@cestlezooicimw]

What kind of build was the zerg doing? He didn't do an overlord before 1:30

[@finns23653]

every florencio game "mister macro king not living up to his name AT ALL"

[@kialburg]

"Beating a dead horse" is the English idiom Lowko was searching for.

[@ccggenius]

No it isn't. Beating a dead horse is using the same idea so much it no longer accomplishes anything. He's looking for a phrase that means "trying something that doesn't work, then continuing to do that same thing in the hopes that it WILL work". I personally like the expression "throwing good money after bad", but other people have listed other idioms that also work.

[@cedardmd]

Epic ending gg got me laugh out loud in amazement!

[@Smearone1]

@Lowko: the English equivalent is "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"

[@jkobain]

I thought they say «Snipe me once / neural parasite me twice», no?

[@Agora2021]

Wow, what a great game. Very intense.

[@TammuzKay]

Lowko's focus on bogus low cost locusts provokes us.

[@PresidentialWinner]

9:45 Maybe the most florencio/lowko moment i have had. Just the regularity of it

[@Sidicas]

25:55 He's thinking at that point.. Where's my dudes? Wait... Oh nooooooo..

[@ukaszkoznski4772]

Lowk-ust... Locust, with Lowko faces... Dont mind me, Im drunk xD.

[@jkobain]

Lowkusts and Lowkers, yes. Any day of a week.

[@hunganhtrinh1775]

bro, “master at baiting” literally gets me cracking every time :)

[@charlieawerbuch5352]

That plan to break out with the nydus worm and the swarm hosts wasnt a bad idea, it was just implemented so badly.

[@ecotechpestservices]

Love when you cast Florencio

[@viktorzhang4209]

Look at this mad lad. 200IQ plays. Making a PF play to force a swarmhost respons in order to kill them in the ASS of the wOrm thing

[@zcr4tim]

Looked like the zero player killed the engine bay with the locusts before loading them up at the end. That was why they were on cooldown.

[@Firnen718]

Name a better pair: lowko and lunch. Ill wait.

[@Celdaric]

The day they make Planetary Fortress able to be garrisoned and fired from like a bunker, will be a fun day :D

[@Telhias]

I think liberators may be a nice counter to swarm hosts. Their air attack seems to 3 shot the locusts in a massive AOE. Three Unsieged Liberators could've protected that planetary surprisingly well.

[@Zulu4impi]

That nydus kill with Yamato was just horrific. Damn sick Sewermermaid.🤯😈🤯

[@mileskeller2003]

13:45 Just watching them fail for the third time, all I can think of is, "boy, if only he had killed like 2 SCVs, that Planetary would be ash.."

[@gokublack8342]

The English version of the saying is "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result"

[@kevingarnett1255]

Lowko! I came here from Harstrem! His video was hilarious, and I hope it was all in good humor. EDIT: this game was awesome to watch, and your commentary was on point.

[@TheBritishMelonn]

Welcome back to BRROOOOONNZZZEEE LEAAAAGGGUUEEEE HEEERRROOOS

[@Boyscout533]

Dont remind me of him. My wounds have not yet healed.🤣😢

[@jamariirobinson725]

@@Boyscout533 Winter starcraft does them. And they're just as funny.

[@maxime4086]

except Flo is Masters, this game as Lowko said is in Diam/Plat

[@TheBritishMelonn]

Makes me happy to see that even master ranks make low league mistakes

[@Tristonien]

I love any game florencio plays, hilarious shit