"I'm not even in Silver League and I'm way better than these guys." -Marcus Aurelius
@lordtraxroy3 жыл бұрын
me to although i'm in sivler league and play way better than those guys
@MadMan-79783 жыл бұрын
@@lordtraxroy yes my friend, thats the point. You actually think your better whilst you aren’t because you wouldn’t be silver if you were
@TheAgamemnon9113 жыл бұрын
@@lordtraxroy I am better than those guys and I don't even play Starcraft.
@ballboys6073 жыл бұрын
"No way these guys are in platinum league" -Lowkius the Elder
@pavel96523 жыл бұрын
@@MadMan-7978 Dunning Kruger effect might be in place ;)
@sciencetube45743 жыл бұрын
"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them." Dude, even Marcus Aurelius was a fan of skytoss.
@csmlouis3 жыл бұрын
"When you are ahead, get more ahead" - Marcus Aurelius - Lowko.
@ballboys6073 жыл бұрын
Finally some REAL StarCraft 2 gameplay
@bananadream11963 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@enzomigflores3 жыл бұрын
LMAO yeah!!!!
@krioni86sa3 жыл бұрын
so what are the fake sc2 gameplay?
@ThaSPAWN3 жыл бұрын
@@krioni86sa Look at any games by player named: Clem. Micro and APM happening is totally fake and photoshopped.
@pavel96523 жыл бұрын
Real StarCraft for real people, not these alien prodigy kiddos from SK ;)
@Monkeyheadtpc3 жыл бұрын
"When you meet a random fool, hit him with the old 12-pool. Does he warp in canons then, hit him with the Mutas, man." - Marcus Aurelius, 178 A.D.
@dire_chinchilla45033 жыл бұрын
11:27 He could make 44 more roaches with the vespene gas he had.
@PenguinIceDelta3 жыл бұрын
7000 minerals is also 280 lings (140 supply x2)
@RaspbrylZ3 жыл бұрын
"I've never even heard of Starcraft before today and I could totally outplay these guys." -Marcus Aurelius
@lickenchicken1433 жыл бұрын
True he was a brilliant ground warfare tactician and understood how to use his available forces efficiently over long campaigns. The rest of all y'all be throwing your GI-Joes under the Tonka Trucks of your enemies in the hope the mound of corpses will form a wall most games....
@bb-im6hf3 жыл бұрын
awsome professional games are nice, but nothing beats the viewer submitted games in my opinion, there is just something really enjoyable about seeing those absolute random strategies somehow work (or get countered by even more random strategies)
@inflatablewolfie3 жыл бұрын
What I really like lately is that the pros are "experimenting" with different builds it seems. Like that game between Maru and Zest, was it, where Maru went for the turret forest and viking and lib army. That was an absolutely awesome game. When it's just the same builds over and over and over, it does get a bit old..
@bb-im6hf3 жыл бұрын
@@inflatablewolfie yeah, professional + experimental is the best kind of pro-game in my opinion too.
@alwayssunnyincalifornia92723 жыл бұрын
Random? You mean aimless without a build order?
@fckihate69jokes3 жыл бұрын
bruh you call those things pro's do "Cheese"
@bins21232 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm aweful at SC2, so I make all these mistakes..... so watching it is not as enjoyable to me, but it's great that Lowko has different types of games he casts
@jkobain3 жыл бұрын
- So wait, here's the thing! _Someone's sent this replay…_ I've been waiting for this line, really!
@JinFreeks3 жыл бұрын
"You have power over your mind, not outside events." is just a genuine great life lesson. Good Job Aurelius.
@jkobain3 жыл бұрын
- _Let's cringe together!_ Any day of the week, sir!
@GuardianofKH3 жыл бұрын
already out of popcorn. need more
@carlg45443 жыл бұрын
38:50 Carl the Colossus, a fitting name -From Carl
@thez88243 жыл бұрын
37:16 Imagine if someone clip that laugh. That's gonna be a meme. I can also imagine that Patton's post on how Random always cheese and need to buff zerg and all.
@eggeggy47433 жыл бұрын
These lower rank games show that even if a player has a better army, he is scared to engage the opponent, beacause he DOESN'T KNOW. Intel is a really deep part of strategy games. The fog of war is really scary when you are not very experienced. Cool.
@Rama11183 жыл бұрын
Lowko's turning into the disappointed Starcraft daddy, and I like it.
@AlexanderCsorba3 жыл бұрын
He always was, the true form of Lowko is finally coming to show
@harrysoumen61223 жыл бұрын
I really love the Viewer Games. The commentary is brilliant, I'm just surprised anyone still sends games to be mocked ;) We also learned that Lowko is fun of Marcus Aurelius and apparently studied philosophy.
@darkruhtra3 жыл бұрын
"In Starcraft, there are two types of Cheese. Some are respectful, like the ones played by Has and Bly. Some are dispicable, like the barcode guy playing Terran, telling his opponent going for two gateway canon." -Sun Tzu -Lowko approved
@Diver136663 жыл бұрын
Not in the mood for cheese? No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!
@gokublack83422 жыл бұрын
The Terran may have been cheesy but believing anything your opponent says is your own fault and incredibly naive
@illt3ck3 жыл бұрын
"That planetary fortress has no chill" I died, lol.
@tnasty92093 жыл бұрын
I love listening to you roast these players and then cackle immediately after.
@facelessone32012 жыл бұрын
"It was at this moment... that marcus aurelius realized ... that he wasn't gonna GG" :D
@davew4723 жыл бұрын
7000 minerals of zerglings…is mar sar all over again
@ele61333 жыл бұрын
okay at one point i will send my worst match on the ladder so Lowko will say in his video: so thats the thing. someone send this video so they must be proud of something in the match
@stalwart56k3 жыл бұрын
Game 1: sad times. Game 2: Marcus Aurelius quotes by Lowko only redeeming factor. Game 3: best one, but also the upteenth time Lowko has lectured us on when to play Mutalisk
@OtherHarmony3 жыл бұрын
Lorvarz was saving that cash for retirement. He was STACKED. Brenda has limitless knitting material now
@ldn_rumrunner3 жыл бұрын
31:50 is the single greatest moment of SC2 I've ever seen
@1un4cy3 жыл бұрын
Dang a bunker instead of CC would have been huge at the start.
@dustinle87803 жыл бұрын
36:31 It's "All bark, no bite." But close enough Lowko lol
@bryanbracke93043 жыл бұрын
These viewer games are basically like watching football, you sitting on the couch or on a chair with a bag of chips, yelling at the screen : what the F*CK are you doing!
@arahelis20383 жыл бұрын
Lowko being the kindergarten teacher, teaching kids to be nice to each others and to play together nicely on that last game
@moinulhaque11273 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh lowko’s pain it’s all relatable for a viewer game
@MrBlorp-sf9ye3 жыл бұрын
Yo that kinda rhymed
@moinulhaque11273 жыл бұрын
@@MrBlorp-sf9ye yeah I know
@SkorianDnb3 жыл бұрын
Why do i love this if it hurts so much? The Marcus Aurelius quotes were the best, Lowko. Thanks for casting those games!
@chat_omic81433 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh cool, a new video from lowko My brain: Rip lowko
@oscaraguirre72023 жыл бұрын
Now this... does put a smile on my face
@Noximien14 күн бұрын
"A lion growling is intimidating, sure. But it's just growling and you'll probably get out of there." -Lowko, 2021
@nathangamble1253 жыл бұрын
Mutas can be fine at 2000 MMR, as long as you use them in at least _vaguely_ the right way. As in, attack your opponent's workers and run away, rather than faceplanting them into a wall of stalkers and cannons.
@mathismohr13563 жыл бұрын
Player: *predicts the same Voidray strategy Lowko predicts for this game* Lowko: You donkey!
@agloggen3 жыл бұрын
Games like these is Lowko at his best!! Thank you for 41 minutes of laughing.
@grzegorzkowalik36523 жыл бұрын
To be fair in Silver League barcode names are mostly to avoid the shame that these strategies would bring to them, their family, and their cow.
@Venkintus3 жыл бұрын
"I GET IT", shut up nappa (sorry)
@fordorth3 жыл бұрын
"Everything is on fire" that sounds like every one of my games!
@TITAN_1013 жыл бұрын
When it comes to dealing with the "Growling Lion" scenario, it's usually the fact is a god damn Lion that you leave growling or otherwise.
@weabooavatar3993 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR THE VIEWER GAME.
@ThePeteriarchy3 жыл бұрын
16:11 Okay, I know I joked before about being masochistic for enjoying how these viewer-submitted games hurt me, but now I'm starting to think the folks sending these to you actually are masochists. LOL
@RockyLXXXVIII Жыл бұрын
“Put a Queen on the high ground, or just ignore this whole thing and go kill him” “No, I refuse to do either. Imma save up my money and make no units.”
@DJelreydelsur3 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks Lowko should just start a whole video series just roasting people from the ladder ??
@danielskrivan69213 жыл бұрын
If I ever get good, I want to be known as the random player who says the wrong race. Then in a tournament, I will say the right race every time.
@peoplespigeon28422 жыл бұрын
Art of deception hitting them with the Protoss opening as Terran
@bchoward00003 жыл бұрын
The stoic commentary was priceless!
@pavel96523 жыл бұрын
No one is going to copy your "double barracks into lying to your opponent into a planetary fortress on the other side build" because it sucks. - Lowko 😂
@fnglert3 жыл бұрын
"I;m pretty sure what I'm seeing is a pylon" - c'est ne pas une pipe.
@Boedullus13 жыл бұрын
Come for the Starcraft, stay for the Marcus Aurelius quotes.
@lynk59023 жыл бұрын
Almost the entirety of that last game, I was pulling my hair shouting at my computer "MAKE DRONES!!!!!" 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@anima943 жыл бұрын
the "nexus gambit" is how I always play toss lmao
@Amoeby3 жыл бұрын
Man, the barcodе player shows one of the basics of life: never trust anyone. I like that he won.
@PenguinIceDelta3 жыл бұрын
I mean zerg player definitely deserved to lose for not spending his money. As neither were ranked I won't crucify him for just not thinking he could just kill his opponent's economy/main base, especially with the threat on his doorstep; but there were so many other bad decisions made.
@Vanta_Blue3 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see a player called "Make fun of me Lowko" getting featured.
@minhoquang60683 жыл бұрын
lowko: im speeding up the game me: speeding up the clip of him speeding up the game
@CubeItself3 жыл бұрын
"once upon a time caster viewer games i was very nice i promise, but.... i am like an odd man now, i've seen the world of starcraft, i've been out there i've seen things, dipecible things, things you dont wanna talk about, and this is one of them..." sounds like a bedtime story about the great legacy of void warrior and how they used to have dreams bigger than their minds can handle, not sure where i am going here but this sounds like a great story to tell for sure.
@johnnhoj23913 жыл бұрын
40:28 the only time the zergs done what they are supposed to haha
@jamespeterson32883 жыл бұрын
I love how that SCV at 6:03 just sat there for 4 minutes, not doing anything. So just under 150 minerals were lost in that time. To these players, it probably means nothing, but it hurts my soul. You know what? Everything about this hurts my soul.
@harrypothead3 жыл бұрын
hey its me jojo! i played sc since the original. stopped in 2010. got back into a couple months ago, watch your vids of the pros all the time to get better. thanks for posting me!
@Maadhawk3 жыл бұрын
"Come into my parlor" said the Spider ChessMaster to the fly Aurelius.
@lumbok29063 жыл бұрын
I really love all these viewer games
@canebro13 жыл бұрын
11:29 okay I'll do the math Minerals: 5915 / 75 = 78 roaches Gas: 1111 / 25 = 44 roaches Supply (200-59) / 2 = 70 roaches He could make 44 roaches, have 2615 minerals left over, and make 8 hatcheries. PS: 7000 minerals could make 580 lings, assuming no supply cap.
@1un4cy3 жыл бұрын
JoJoDaMunky has to wait until the hatch goes down before placing the photon cannon, you also have to wait like 40 seconds so they can't just cancel it.
@maddog23143 жыл бұрын
Lol Lowko I think that saying that they're the wrong race is funny. A lil cheeky banter.
@REDandBLUEandORANGE2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about playing any game on a ladder is that your win rate will always end up around 50% because the more you win the more you lose to better players
@SomeGuy-ty7kr3 жыл бұрын
... I think we found the guy who falls for the obvious "I'm protoss" mind games ;)
@dinjoe8283 жыл бұрын
I'm in silver too and these guys play way better than me.
@PenguinIceDelta3 жыл бұрын
If you're struggling and need direction might I suggest Vibe's ("vibe lol" on KZbin) Bronze to GM (B2GM). It does a really good job on teaching macro fundamentals. You can build off of it once you feel comfortable with strategies/playstyles that are more comfortable to you as well; but just make sure you understand the "why" for everything he teaches you (i.e. if Zerg why expand fast, why go for Lair before Ling speed in his builds etc). He does 1 for each race.
@dinjoe8283 жыл бұрын
@@PenguinIceDelta Thanks, will look into it :)
@PenguinIceDelta3 жыл бұрын
@@dinjoe828 if Terran I think his 2019 is mech based, 2021 is bio based. Not to risk overwhelming you if you get to a point where you're maxing out by the prescribed time for the league above you you could also trying mixing in some of Winter's low APM play (for micro) as well. Otherwise Vibe is just have a significantly stronger economy and just "a move" your opponent, and constantly working on remaxing as you lose army supply. At least until diamond. I've been following vibes guide exclusively and it got me out of silver and to having a good amount of success against plat players
@dinjoe8283 жыл бұрын
@@PenguinIceDelta I'm Zerg, reached Silver 1 by 17 pooling vs T/Z and 12 pool vs P because canon rushers. Reach 100-110 APM in long games. Stuck in Silver 1 for a while now. Already started watching the entire playlist of B2GM 2021 for Zerg and have already picked up a few things from the bronze episodes :)
@PenguinIceDelta3 жыл бұрын
@@dinjoe828 he actually deals with a cannon and bunker rush as well as a 12 pool as Zerg (I think in silver or gold). We won't ever be able to make up for knowledge he has of the game and how to respond to every situation, but there's a metric ton of useful information that can at least get you through a few cheeses. One thing I would say as well is try and use ctrl groups instead of F2, F2 is a really really hard habit to break. His discord he operates also has a pretty active community that is very insightful and helpful.
@renogunzddragon19002 жыл бұрын
lorvarz had the resource to make an early army...but his brain cant even compute anything to win his ass off
@a2d6503 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why people send you more replays now compared to your past casts where in you were "nicer" is that you are blunt, no sugarcoat, they can learn more from a blunt teacher who points out mistakes and learns from them than a nice teacher who just sugarcoats everything.
@Midnight26303 жыл бұрын
the marine protected by the minerals and barrack is great.
@whoosher93903 жыл бұрын
Nothing brings out the anger in Lowko like a viewer submitted game
@Big5ocks3 жыл бұрын
Lookout at 7 minutes: fk man, I fking swore, and now I need to fking censor myself! Why do I make more fking work for myself?! 😂
@keizan51323 жыл бұрын
Glad to see a chess referrence here, and what a referrence. Nice video as always.
@Alexey-qs6nr3 жыл бұрын
38:50 toss limit following a single drone
@chrisdaignault9845 Жыл бұрын
“Vibrating in your footwear” I believe is the original idiom.
@joshuahitchins18973 жыл бұрын
"If they're doing something weird, just go fuckin' kill 'em." -Marcus Aurelius
@darthlightous30923 жыл бұрын
I love viewer submitted games. Your comments are gold 😍
@lmao_nope3 жыл бұрын
15:55 Many people in lower leagues know they objectively suck, they don't care, and they can laugh at their failures.
@PotatoMussab3 жыл бұрын
Nexus after gateway is actually pretty viable in PvP especially on maps that have a ramp. Few things are off (not having a zealot and his opponent not blocking) but that was kind of close to standard. Maxpax most notably does 1 gate expand in PvP very often.
@beardsvseveryone453 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh I'm so happy the protoss won at the end
@emgee23 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss! I found your stuff recently and I'm running out, been watching old games lately because I'm running low no the 2021 stuff.
@timbaleno92693 жыл бұрын
As of 11:35 he could build 45 roaches. I did the math for Lowko
@tomwhone98042 жыл бұрын
The barcode (red) player's clan is Flotz. Isn't that Florencio? Smack talking a 2-gate cannon rush while being Terran sounds like something he'd do too.
@MikeSpuches3 жыл бұрын
There was a lot of character development with both players in that last game.
@LoudWaffle3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I thought that the first game was gonna be the only game in the video. Like "this shit goes on for another half hour!?"
@everacalm84103 жыл бұрын
DirtBag Lowko is the best and funniest Lowko out there.
@anthonyp34523 жыл бұрын
After he cursed and got bleeped I had an ad pop up with the first scene being a rated 18 warning for the game lol
@solidzaku23 жыл бұрын
I don't even own Starcraft and I feel only PAIN watching that Zerg match
@jonnyboy64533 жыл бұрын
Lorvarz would have had 40 roaches, 3k minerals and 100 gas left.
@danielskrivan69213 жыл бұрын
I had a player PF rush me as Protoss. Between immortals and a super battery, I lost 0 units the whole game.
@CalciumChief2 жыл бұрын
16:13 It's not even the "make fun of me" it's more about making you suffer. Once again, people love to laugh at others' expense, so when these games cause you "pain", it's a good source of laugh. Wouldn't be surprised if that barcode guy trolled the game on purpose just so you'd get mad.
@REDandBLUEandORANGE2 жыл бұрын
7:07 damn it why he gotta bleep it. I want lokow to SWEAR
@jerryanianwu4173 Жыл бұрын
39:57 if he didnt do a 12 pool he would have been photoned...
@AlexGraettinger3 жыл бұрын
the nose laughing is worse than the old intro but i still love lowko
@rearnessfactorof113 жыл бұрын
Petition to call all future bar code players "Mr. Smith"
@hirzo62873 жыл бұрын
Carl the colossus, i love it
@cplhicks47443 жыл бұрын
As a gold 1 Zerg player that first game hurt my soul