Stardew Valley but I made a cult to run my farm

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Stardew Valley is a simulation role-playing video game developed by Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone. Players take the role of a character who takes over their deceased grandfather's dilapidated farm in a place known as Stardew Valley. The game is open-ended, allowing players to take on activities such as growing crops, raising livestock, fishing, cooking, mining and foraging, and socializing with the townspeople, including the ability to marry and have children.
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[@andnowitspython]

If all the cult members married the available bachelors and bachelorettes then you could turn Stardew into one massive cult

[@Cymopolia]

Future video idea?

[@pagebypaige20]

Part 2!!!

[@kencarson666]

the true military genius

[@still_your_zelda]

I call Alex 👀

[@DemianCorvus]

But they would eat the cult members!

[@Lizzy3D]

"It's in a weird way really wholesome" THAT'S WHAT LURES PEOPLE INTO CULTS KEVIN

[@zero_s]

fr especially people who wants to be accepted somewhere

[@memesthednaofthesoul.]

666 likes... it's true

[@kulacute]

he’s truly a cult genius

[@filypa101]

I mean we are all here arent we? Kevin is weirdly wholesome-

[@lemolea9571]

@@zero_s Yeah ik someone who was in a christian cult (obvs they didn't call it that, they called it a community/family) and people are drawn in by friends and loved ones or by the promise of companionship and other lovely things they say they have. In the one my friend was in it all looked like a lovely wholesome christian community on the surface, everyone had to help everyone, you would never be alone raising kids etc. But under the surface the stuff they drill into you and teach at the school all isnt true. Luckily my friend wasn't too deeply christian and was older and educated so realised and left, moved far far away. still traumatised though. shes trying to write a book about her experience though which is cool

[@SomeoneX64]

The fact that it worked out so well and nobody was griefing or memeing is unbelivable, great cult, i mean community.

[@PointsofData]

What are you talking about? This entire thing was memeing. And proof of Kevin's military genius. Reverse psychology.

[@lemolea9571]

There was, he just cut those parts out. If you actually watched the stream there was some really annoying parts but mainly from one or two people. One of which genuinely managed to get Kevin angry and frustrated when he's such a chill nice guy who's normally fine with memeing. I think it's the person you can see following him sometimes in this video. It was a shame considering the rest of the community was so damn nice. I could be thinking of the stream before this one trying out the concept

[@omegalul8466]

​@@lemolea9571i have never seen kevin getting angry. Where did he stream btw? Is the vod still up?

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

@@omegalul8466 he has a vod channel on youtube, and he usually streams on twitch.

[@mesmorrow]

@@lemolea9571 Maybe he isn't as chill and nice as you think if some random player can make him outright angry.

[@brokenice420]

I want 10 of them to marry the marriage candidates so that they're all on the farm

[@maysee2515]

So that they marry into the cult? That's one way to make them join I suppose

[@MaxerV19]

This was way too good to not have a part 2. Please kevin don't abandon this

[@hellothere3038]

And one can have krobus move in too!! A lil monster mascot for the cult

[@nova_kris6366]

Indoctrination of course😂

[@RavynMad121]

Not to mention blue chickens

[@nintendogh0st]

I love how no matter what the game is Kevin will find some way to organize a cult

[@sandymangamin7159]

Not a cult for legal reasons

[@rain.graves]

At this point it has to be in his blood, the urge to lead is powerful

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Hmm is he trying to say something? Nah

[@CJx37]

He's practicing for his future career pivot

[@michaelstoll3796]

Hope he makes it a siereies

[@jamesrandles4824]

For legal reason, we aren’t allowed to describe it as a “cult”

[@DuplexWeevil337]

It's a "ritual meeting group"

[@MegaCatGirl13]

in religious studies you can't use the word "cult", you have to use "religion" unless everyone is dead and nobody can sue you. So this classifies as a religion.

[@lucienfortner841]

It's clearly a community.

[@yuki97kira]

Its a cultmunnity

[@michaelstoll3796]

Kevinolagy

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I **rly** want to see the full chat logs for this just cuz literally every time the chat is just full of hilarity and theres so much of it that no doubt didnt make it into the vid. Like theres random little funny moments like this which are just hilarious with or without context Bosha: Max did you enjoy being watered Max: It was riviting

[@theboshajones]

I had to water him every day to make sure he grew up big and strong! 💪

[@theskyischill]

I agree about the transcript. 🤣

[@zoura3113]

@@theboshajones thank you for the hard work 🙏🙏

[@-..l]

Guillermo "I will keep you warm" Bosh "The lubrication is high"

[@oranplan1630]

It was... river-ting

[@dargoid]

Never played Stardew Valley before, my thought was 'wow this game's AI is so smart to be able to understand those typed commands'. Then one of them said 'pog'. That's the moment the illusion breaks, and I came to the realization that this is a multiplayer.

[@yukiiimmiii]

im sitting here like, there are bots right ? oh no. real people

[@alexmendoza4072]

Kevin has the amazing ability to create a cult in whatever game he plays

[@thewalkthroughchannel8434]

Copied

[@maenad1231]

I love how so many people commit so heavily to it just for the lulz

[@callumtoland7469]

Kevin could create a cult in Tetris 😂

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Well he did start off doing the work with the cultists, but then after it picked up steam he did not need to do it, therefore he did not. He sees himself on the same level as them for he did the same work, he gave them the nutrition and they got the work done. The nutrition is what gets the body to work, he does clearly know best. And then there's the subconscious bonds formed by the 95% of the brain which is operated subconsciously forming bonds and understanding. Of course he can create one in a any game, when you're good enough at something people will obey.

[@cypherusuh]

@@maenad1231 *or is it?*

[@branthemuffin5872]

I hope this becomes a series! It's actually hilarious witnessing a Stardew cult in action

[@lemonade2879]

especially since they actually made a decent amount of progress id love to see how far they can get 😆

[@somerandomguy6014]

@@lemonade2879 stardew Valley cult speed run

[@thehopelessfanatic8]

i know it was probably hard to coordinate but by the end of the video i was hoping the same!

[@acrossthevioletsky]

Yes, absolutely! I wonder if he could try the same in other games, like Minecraft, or DayZ, or Terraria

[@michaelstoll3796]

Yes

[@RockerChickForever]

"Jamie, you are now the cult jester for the day" Me: well that's not quite how I saw my day going but Yes Dear Leader! 😂😂

[@abadgurl2010]

It's Jamie the Jester!!!!!!!!!! Can I get an autograph? 🤩

[@yawninglion1677]

Tell us a joke oh jester

[@sophiathefurbst]

jesterrrrrrrrr

[@xanthman7528]

where was this organized, could I ask?

[@Cwoissa]

YOU WERE JAMIE?! Well tell me jokes :)

[@vee8101]

Honestly props to the other players for being great role players and improvisers and going along with whatever you say

[@realsilverfox88]

This silverfox guy sure seems like an efficient cult member! But for real this was an extremely fun recording to participate in, love ya Kev 💞

[@Noah-nk5og]

Praise be to the dear leader

[@lauvogel6039]

@@Noah-nk5og praise be!

[@BloodyFourSquad]

you were blessed by the Leader

[@dukeofthedance8062]

His cult members are people in real life? I thought they were semi-intelligent npcs but no? *I stopped watching since I missed last episode of this series and want to see it 1st. Now the beginning of this episode, and typing those commands in, it makes a whole lot more sense. I kept thinking "how can npcs be that smart to understand those commands like work till you die etc? Is this game _much_ better than I think it is??" It's been a long day.

[@jariiii_]

My favorite Frenchie 🇫🇷

[@colbycheese710]

“Your nutrition is important to him and he knows best” lmao

[@MaxerV19]

Proceeds to give sap once and never did it again

[@thewitheredsouls]

Surprised that Jim gave them all their own houses and didn't put down as many beds as possible into just a few houses. What a living quality upgrade from the sims!

[@mychemicaldirection]

I don't putting several beds in one house is possible in stardew x)

[@thewitheredsouls]

@@mychemicaldirection you can. I have two beds in my ginger island house

[@mychemicaldirection]

@@thewitheredsouls ohh, i see. my bad, haven't played in a while

[@Blue-fg8vt]

For this mod, the amount of beds don't matter it's the amount of houses. Evreyone can sleep in one bed if they want too. Keep the dear leader warm and sacerfice themselves when the cows come home.

[@w.m.8126]

Shoutout to Fish Daddy (aka Max) and Bosha for being amazing cult followers. I loved how good the fishing team wss and Bosha kept the moral up!

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"The problem is, too much work. Not enough seratonins" Kevin being a relatable lad is just the thing we all need

[@edit6588]

®

[@lucawindmover2]

Considering the CULT in the title, I'm surprised how wholesome this turned out to be, lol.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It really should be no surprise. After all, being wholesome comes as naturally to Kevin as forming cults. Both things clearly come hand in hand. The only surprise is that this particular cult wasnt living in his basement, but i guess an underground farm wouldnt have worked quite the same way.

[@Erhannis]

I mean, aside from all the people passing out from exhaustion and being banished to the mines. :P

[@commandercody1210]

cults are always wholesome wdym :)

[@_foxpuppet]

I genuinely adore how into it everyone was. Like, they were all committed to the cult-munity, you love to see it.

[@thehopelessfanatic8]

we are absolutely insane as a fan(cult) base. watching everyone eat the sap and LITERALLY poisoning themselves for kevin was what broke me

[@thefirstpilot589]

Most people are weirded out when someone makes a cult but I'm weirded out when Kevin doesn't make a cult Edit: I went to sleep and its at 800

[@endermaster5690]

this

[@tigridia6178]

It's just norm for Kevin. I'd always expect seeing videos of our dear leader whenever he uploads.

[@SucculentSpaz]

Good for you. I hope you're proud.

[@kingofravens215]

Fun fact about the giant melon you have a 1% chance of growing one when you put them in a 3x3 sized square! You can also do that with cauliflower’s and pumpkins!

[@daksmyth9320]

just to add on, giant crops will grow from fully-grown normal crops -- as in, they must reach the full growth stage, and _then_ they have a 1% chance to become giant I totally didn't find this out by looking on the wiki after spending hours trying to figure out why my pumpkins weren't giantifying

[@dilemmadnb]

Blasphemy! It was the Dear Leader!

[@Roozyj]

@@daksmyth9320 To add to that: I think only the middle one needs to be fully grown. The ones around it can still be seeds for all the melon cares. Some minmax runs and seedeed speedruns use it to their advantage :P

[@trollisourbriteeggs6282]

@@Roozyj cool stuff. I like learning how to exploit the mechanics of this game

[@minimachomestead]

I find it even funnier to imagine the cult members as npc's that Kevin has driven so insane they've become sentient 😂

[@yaroslavrudyuk8343]

Ok I've never wanted a full-on series on Stardew Valley until now, I'm fully invested in how this might develop, fantastic content like this MUST have come from a god-like mind, praise be to the great leader! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@rachelk9921]

This was so much fun, I was blessed to be a member of this cultmunity day. Thank you Kevin for the opportunity!

[@Noah-nk5og]

Praise be to the dear leader

[@rachelk9921]

@@Noah-nk5og Dear Leader knows best

[@kayladelamora4824]

Omg theyre real people? Thats awesome

[@kr_sh_]

Oww where did he announced the game?

[@Brightstarvids]

It was people?

[@hudsonruff9208]

Rule 8: No looking for frogs.

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Rule 9: No soup shall be consumed

[@Karlusman]

@@PugnaciousProductions But i am eating soup right now, and i did not know the rule. How do i repent?

[@lucienfortner841]

@@Karlusman Off to the mines with you!

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@Karlusman Go into quarantine for 4 weeks and then renounce all soup.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@Karlusman As Kevin stated in one of his videos surveilling the Cult's subreddit: You must atone for your sins by watching his videos while eating potatoes.

[@Galaxaria_The_Playzer]

Child: dad can we have cult of the lamb? Dad: we have cult of the lamb at home Cult of the lamb at home:

[@adamallen8787]

I want to see Kevin do this in Minecraft doing that villager challenge but with cultists

[@adamallen8787]

@@CallMeKevin_1 A wise Irish man once told me to never take advice from another Irish man, especially a bot

[@RustyNips]

Hard-core mode Wanna see if he can get them to protect him all the way to the end. maybe even see them get rich and make some beacons around his castle to help protect him even more lol

[@Drayton226]

30 minutes of Kevin making a Cult in stardew Valley this is going to be great!!!

[@SmoothieD00d]

30 minutes of Kevin is going to be great!

[@redmist6630]

I mean its all fun and games until jim makes everyone buy nike decades

[@curtgavin7845]

And it was 😊

[@FloraMHorta]

Aye, 'twas. xD

[@still_your_zelda]

Thank you cult-mmunity for whisking me away from the college dungeon and into the Kevin Stardew cult for a day, even if I was super confused. 😅 also I was hooked on Stardew when I found keivn’s channel in 2018 so thank you for the full circle. Despite his war crimes, Kevin is the best cult leader. :) 🎉🙏🏻

[@still_your_zelda]

(I’m sure he won’t see this which is fine but i appreciate how deep this community is to reach out to me despite being in school full time now and not as active 🥲)

[@still_your_zelda]

This was posted while I was painting. Not in the prisoner basement but tbh it would probably help me focus more. 😪 Ok I’ll stop talking. Thanks cult and Kevin for the cool opportunity. 🥲

[@imbald9089]

Wait I’m confused this isn’t a mod then? How did you get picked?

[@anaionescu8913]

@@still_your_zelda what cult? 🤔

[@still_your_zelda]

@@imbald9089 it is a mod and we played it a certain way. :) the way I was recruited however is a secret lol.

[@sawyeroaks]

kevin’s cult is literally him being a project manager 😂 I love this. also, this cult probably does wonders for this town’s economy. let’s be honest ahahah

[@nickyoudontgettoknow8291]

I'd love to see a "speedrun" with the cult. Just to see how fast you can do everything

[@jamie0325]

i’ve been so excited for this! i had such a great time playing with you and the (cult) community!! thank you for inviting us ❤

[@Noah-nk5og]

Praise be to the dear leader

[@jadelilly420]

I was wondering if this was a mod or actual players, seems like fun

[@jamie0325]

@@Noah-nk5og praise be 🙏

[@jamie0325]

@@jadelilly420 no it was us! it was very beautifully janky, so much fun

[@jodic4823]

Were you the same Jamie in charge of jokes every 4 hrs?😂

[@k_tubbs]

This was genuinely my favorite Kevin video to date.

[@zoura3113]

why are you dating videos? /j

[@MaxerV19]

Then marry it /s

[@noraloewenberg-hp6zu]

12:13 Bosha said "i like the mines 👉👈 punish me dear leader" , 😭😭😭

[@patrikdrug6443]

It shows how Kevin is so good at heart, that when he is acting as a cult leader, he subconsciously says please to the real people playing the game when he wants something.

[@KiwiMan5S5]

I had a pretty bad day today, but getting a notification that Kevin uploaded always makes my days so much brighter,

[@egygizda]

same

[@MarySunshine25]

Same! I hope tomorrow is better 💜💜

[@thenameisalie6]

Definitely! :D

[@pearheadperi]

never have I seen someone’s eyes light up as bright as when kevin says “cult”

[@Ritzbits1456]

I think Kevin should make this a series where he has his cult carry him all the way through the skull cavern mission

[@WarlandWriter]

When he's making friends, Kevin truly flourishes

[@unnamedmuffin]

Cut to a few years later when Kevin, dressed as Jim Pickens, starts a real-life cult

[@RustyNips]

When Kevin is old man and completely fluent in simlish (the language of the gods) he better dress like Jim and start a real cult

[@sof0099]

@@RustyNips Sul Sul! Yabadoo, peebo mir ades? Yebs oira noi. Dag dag!

[@LilyoftheLake14]

@@sof0099 Looks like Google can't translate simlish (yet?🤨) 😄

[@TheYesMan856]

that's amazing, kevin should definitely do more videos where he plays with his viewers. especially the games where you can make big servers, has great cult possibilities as proven here.

[@honeythedeer]

The only content creator I've seen make it worth your while for being a member, playing with their own community. I loved watching this so much

[@TasteThaKayla]

i hope he does this again. this video was so wholesome and funny. i would watch a dozen more of this exact video

[@AdamPersson]

I hope you'll actually complete the game with everyone. Can't imagine it'll be that difficult to complete the collections with that many people working on it. Excellent video!

[@Opalthedoor]

Oh my gosh, please make this a series or do another video, this was one of my favorites so far!! I was dying laughing the whole time, and it felt oddly wholesome

[@bun__]

ya'll should acquire the Mayor's golden statue into a sacred room and put the lucky purple shorts on an altar surrounded by torches ablaze.

[@MaximusMuleti]

Kevin the type to role play a cult into a very real cult

[@animasol907]

Kevin must really love not leaving the farm

[@somerandomguy6014]

Probably Stockholm Syndrome

[@Damerja]

I’m already scared, weary, horrified and stressed, yet I must fulfill the duty to the leader, I rate this experience: a pine tree out of a pineapple

[@blinkandrhcp]

I would LOVE more of this series on Cult Valley. I wonder how fast the "completed" ending could be done?

[@kaylagriffin2487]

This is so funny The fact that everyone was so coordinated is killing me 😂

[@kamabokogonpachiro5038]

Finally, I've been waiting for a cult since this whole stardew series began.

[@rainbowhighwayunicorn576]

"they are just so programmed they're not even thinking" Me at work.

[@CorruptedSiren]

I really hope this becomes a series. I'd love to see the chaos that would come from 'I made a cult that played 1 year of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm'

[@docette2015]

That was the cutest cult you've made yet! XD And yes, clearly you were blessed by the creation of the BIG MELON -- seriously, wonder how that happened? Everybody watering it so efficiently?

[@marsdes6856]

My face hurts from smiling for the entirety of this video! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!

[@cobaltfeathers]

Half an hour felt like only five minutes. Was having a bad pain day, but this is the distraction I needed. Praise be the Dear Leader!

[@mionejr]

Can confirm, the fishing team did have the most fun 🎣

[@savannahfuller8335]

“I now declare you leader of the fishing group” “PRAISE BE! I have purpose” 😂😂

[@miloshpro5820]

Someone should make a playlist of all the cult related videos, just to see how many there are at this point

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It would take a couple of years, but its a worthwhile endeavor.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 I mean if people can not only count but even show every clip of videos which feature Jim Pickens murdering someone, this probably wouldn't take too long. Few sims videos actually feature the cult, it would mostly be looking trough his RP videos to check if he made a cult at some point, and adding the Plague Inc one, this, and the Sims videos in which he uses the Get Together expansion (Otherwise it's not a cult, it's kidnapping) to make people work for him.

[@ForemostCrab7]

Kevin is so good at establishing cults that i am awaiting the day when he does so outside of the games, i got my picture of the Dear Leader already on my wall!

[@uhm-ff8xk]

Cult Rule 2 makes me convinced that Kevin is an actual cult leader… too accurate.

[@morganarndt3219]

That one player just ALWAYS carrying a shell

[@Nightmarefuel66]

My day is not complete until I hear the words "Hey there friends, my name is Kevin". Love ya Kev!

[@krx7864]

you gotta give your editor a bonus for that amazing thumbnail

[@robobryan]

Stardew has such a cool modding community that I had to check the comments on whether this was a mod or actual people playing 😂

[@DBswag_]

Just when I thought Kevin was done playing Stardew Valley, he comes out with this masterpiece! I'm genuinely, deeply moved by this community & what we've managed to accomplish together 👏 😭

[@Rachelsummers24]

Just what I needed after a long day at school: 30 minutes of Kevin being Kevin

[@Lammington2]

There is no logic to why I am giggling at a Stardew Valley cult on a Saturday morning, but here we are.

[@rosiebentley3945]

I want more of Kevin making a real life cult

[@casno2013]

This is the most obedient group on modded co op I have ever seen, it’s amazing

[@alliewantstogohome]

I’ve been having a really rough time lately for a lot of reasons, and your videos have been a major comfort for me. They never fail to cheer me up with how ridiculous they are, and no matter how many times I rewatch them it always feels like a big hug. Thank you for being here and for all the awesome things you do :))

[@Tricks_99]

He's back with more stardew! And of course it's another cult, about time 🤣

[@sillypplproductions2]

I like the "EAT THAT MEAT" callback 😂

[@charlietheuncreative6737]

Honestly, this looks pretty fun. The village looked so nice at the end. Wish I could've been there to join y'all lmao

[@tatato1345]

i would absolutely watch a series like this !!! imagine achieving perfection through a cult in stardew !!

[@thebonnielass5640]

I thought they where npcs at first

[@BubblyShip]

Are we just not going to acknowledge how wild it must be for the npcs. Just imagine an old grampa you knew going "Ah, my grandson and some of his friends will be taking over the estate..." and then a HOARDE of like 30 people come rushing from the farm the next morning shouting praise to their leader

[@chrismarxwell7304]

OMJP I actually learnt how to be better at organizing on my farm, if I was ever lucky to be able to join "The Not a Cult" farm, I would obey the Fish Daddy if I was chosen to be added to the fish team

[@ManOfShadow]

ConcernedApe: I will make multiplayer so they have fun together Kevin: “make a second cult for Jim Pickens”

[@broskijoeski127]

This has to be one of my favorite videos, please create more cults in the future Kevin

[@joukeschat2486]

"Bring your furniture" That one guy "are we....supposed to have furniture?"

[@jojol.2630]

You may have been robbed

[@aFuckinToaster]

This was so clever, Kevin never seizes to amaze me with his cult like mindset

[@Binary-]

Kevin won't let being unable to control the NPC's stop him from making cults. Amazing, I love it

[@Autism_Forever]

You have casually turned Stardew Valley into Amish community.

[@thetower8577]

I want a book called 'My first cult' and it has Jim holding puppet strings over the towns folk. Also Kevin is a cultist genius.

[@leosanctuary9109]

Ah yes. My daily dose of Kevin at 4am. Perfection.

[@GingerNinja-os7lj]

How do you create a cult in these games man I'm bloody impressed

[@pinktribble]

With friends, Twitch Mods, and KZbin members...

[@DushnyiNikitka]

This video is so unique. I wish more Stardew Valley youtubers had such great ideas for roleplaying.

[@kikiwheatz6387]

I wish this vid was a whole real time series. I would watch 30 seasons of it.

[@beegod255]

Day *723* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911]

Yes

[@user-me3ge8de4o]

A

[@DavidGogginsLover94]

Kevin has shown he is a religious genius. Absolute sigma

[@OliviaRedmond-kj7kl]

As soon as i saw Cult in the title i immediately knew that Jim Pickens has emerged from the Sims once again

[@RedAlpha101]

Easily one of my favorite videos you've made. Hope this turns into a series

[@nightdust6953]

I just wanted to say that my English teacher asked who we wanted to be president (sans political figures) and I said CallMeKevin, as he would create chaos and make everyday a lil more interesting. Several people wrote down the channel name and I'm glad this was today's video, a good look into what to expect for the rest of the channel XD

[@dcp0102]

Bro is straight up capping 😂😂 you could atleast try to think of something more believable

[@elisgeorge2420]

this was such a fun experience! it is cool to hear the commentary bc on our end it was just chaos (in the best way)

[@kkrup5395]

Imagine a movie about small village where farmer dies and leaves his farm to a grandson so it stars form a scene where villagers wait for their new townmate on a bus stop, the bus finally appears on the horizon, but wait... There is 3 more busses behind it. As they arrive the area gets flooded with people in robes with empty stare and one man comes to you with a slight grin reaches his hand and introduces himself: "Hi, I'm your new farmer Jim Pickens". As the area gets deforested Jim's overgrown plot of land transforms into a town of its own and with many other problems the conflict between villagers and cult rises. And the movie becomes hardcore horror from this point.

[@leslieviljoen]

The harder you sacrifice the more you love the cult.

[@Oncelost21]

So... when are we collectively sending Kevin to rehab for his sap eating habbits...🌱🍯