Stardew Valley NPCs I Could Beat in a Fight

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Maybe: Salem

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@asmrtpop2676 Ай бұрын

Laughing so hard at how you can’t see poor Kroby

@kaicube5967 Ай бұрын

i don't think it's necessarily wrong to fight birdie, i simply feel like she'd give you one (1) disappointed grandma stare and your soul would explode into a billion dust particles. she wouldn't have to do a thing and you'd still be soup psychologically

@sniff.. Ай бұрын

I am certain that Penny has so much pent-up frustration about her unsatisfying life hidden under all her shy, sweetness that she would transform into an unstoppable hurricane of claws and teeth given the tiniest show of physical provocation. Like a cat meeting bath water. Girl’s got something to unleash.

@lizdee3243 Ай бұрын

God i needed some good, unscripted, manic yet strangely soothing Salem nonsense content tonight

@citrinethecorgi Ай бұрын

i like vincent and jas tbh, but if i genuinely had to? i would not hesitate to punt one of them

@happy_crocodile24 Ай бұрын

This is the type of content I live for

@BigBadSkullBoss Ай бұрын

Salem is back on tiermaker, Kesha released an extended remix of joyride and the heatwave is going away tomorrow. Life is good we are so back

@animekitty6460 Ай бұрын

Also-I humbly disagree with the comment on Sam's hand-eye coordination: he skateboards and plays guitar, both requiring quite a lot of in general coordination. I do, however, agree with everything else you've said about him, especially the fighting part: he seems the type who could maybe fight well if he put his mind to it, but... no. I can't see him wanting to get into physical fights. (Maybe he'd try some sneaky and nefarious shit, but only if paired with Sebastian.)

@bartomiejgryziak7926 Ай бұрын

the way you talk about stardew tingles something in my brain and i really enjoy it it’s something i didn’t know i needed but now i’m on life support and those few stardew videos you’ve made are in my oxygen tank

@liselotte5452 Ай бұрын

Putting an apple next to Harvey is SENDING me 😂

@rin-eri Ай бұрын

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@amielmorris2549 Ай бұрын

10/10 content. Also birdie definitely has grima morgue energy from the cruel prince series and would be offended if you didn’t want to fight

@nathaninkenbrandt1000 Ай бұрын

Your tier lists are the best on the internet 😂

@byrrnitdown Ай бұрын

See I think Sam would be down to fight, but the first time he got hit I think his response would be a lot like Captain Hammer’s - confusion, fear, and chaos

@gardeningclown5528 Ай бұрын

Yet another amazing video thank you Maybe: Salem. I agree that the Dwarf could absolutely soup someone, not just you but definitely me as well. That guy sells bombs, I think I'd get exploded and turned into ash and he'd make it out without so much as a scratch.

@imjustelm 26 күн бұрын

I absolutely loved this video. I’d put Jas in Refusal to Fight and Vincent in Obliterated With My Mind

@biscuitbcat Ай бұрын

Hat mouse. Could you do it?

@citrinethecorgi Ай бұрын

i would never.

@lilaott6495 Ай бұрын

he would obliterate me with his mind

@mx.benzedrine Ай бұрын

Wow, barely any Elliott slander in a Salem Stardew video? Wild. /lh But actually, that ranking is valid. He states in canon that he works out in his shack to keep himself fit. He also repaired the boat next to his home and dragged it to the ocean himself for one of his later heart events. No way peepaw Willie helped him drag that thing out. It isn't stated anywhere, but I totally imagine him picking up his spouse (me :3) and holding them bridal-style just for the hell of it. He is *such* a romantic, you can't tell me he didn’t do it on their wedding day at the very least.

@xTheRainFallsx Ай бұрын

idk how youre able to be this funny this consistently its crazy

@blastymcsplode8265 Ай бұрын

Yet again a 10/10 video. If your looking for more tier list ideas I’d like to kindly recommend either ranking the the stardew bachelors by flavor (like how you did with the ACNH NPCS), or ranking the dog villagers in animal crossing. I don’t remember if youve ranked the squirrels or not but that’s another idea.