Stardust Crusaders Out of Context Part 1

I give up watching JoJo, I like over the top anime, but this is just too campy for me.
Part 2 • Stardust Crusaders Out...

[@tylregor5481]

1:33 "Killer Queen already touched that orange"

[@thegamerguy6634]

I was waiting for a comment like this

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@thegamerguy6634 01:36 " *KA-BLAAAM* ...🍊💣💥!"

[@user-sf1sg4fu9e]

OINGO!!!

[@AtomicGolem]

Japanese Translation: キラークイーンはすでにそのオレンジに触れています。

[@lucuador1992]

@@rahadianaryo5979 KONO POWA

[@Gaming_Hub_UK]

7:05- this was like a fourth wall break where the stand user announces it to the viewer that part three is over since Jotaro was defeated

[@gone7734]

Oop

[@fiascothe63rd]

I’m pretty sure that’s a quirk of the Netflix subtitles

[@Gaming_Hub_UK]

@@fiascothe63rd nah this also happened in the manga and Japanese version 😅

[@fiascothe63rd]

@@Gaming_Hub_UK Different versions are less blatant, in the Crunchyroll subtitles he just says 'Your adventure is over'

[@johnnyguitar8067]

@@fiascothe63rdbruh he says 第3部 which literally translates to Part 3

[@ReweOwner]

2:10 lets seal our love with a kiss Jotaro No NO No

[@YourLocalAzazel]

Perfect placement be like

[@aryabintangkalea9406]

@AdeefLoL _ This is litteratly what gay people were thinking aka average JoJo fan

[@Raihan_Badat]

@@aryabintangkalea9406 YAKAMASHI!

[@part4jotaro379]

@@Raihan_Badat that’s my line

[@therealstolencookie]

@AdeefLoL _ 5:45 That's it! I'll possess the cow! And Then... Jotaro: ..........

[@lennyface5314]

3:36 Star Platinum screams and dissappears

[@rahadianaryo5979]

" *Ooooaaah* ...😫" (Disappears...)

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

when you stub your toe

[@dissapointedpancake1449]

He so proud of himself

[@whyam1thisway]

He's afraid of dolls

[@ramoussess3660]

When you lose your minecraft hardcore world

[@epicboxx3838]

1:52 it feels like the cherry triggered the fanblades

[@B3RS3RK3RAH]

Kakyoin's possession power in a nutshell

[@vxy.5393]

Ayo what

[@samarius_art_and_games]

1:45 Kakyoin spat out the cherry so hard the fan flew off.

[@Jestiii]

That wasn't kakyoin tho, it was just an shapeshifter

[@samarius_art_and_games]

@@Jestiii my joke still stands-

[@Jestiii]

@@samarius_art_and_games well I was just correcting but I guess I ruined the joke-😅

[@KawaiiLolipop216]

@@samarius_art_and_games “stands” get it?

[@frank8917]

@@Jestiii yup, Yellow temperance with Rubber Soul

[@eunsie]

I LOVE JOSEPH'S ENGLISH

[@eunsie]

@MaskedChoujin3000 I was gonna say that

[@FireAndIceGaming]

the "HELP ME OH MY GOD" sounding so desperate makes it soooo much better lmfao

[@rosaragnvindr6198]

Everyone

[@izzy5274]

He is bri'ish

[@FireAndIceGaming]

@@izzy5274 BRI'ISH???????!!!

[@luciano__565]

0:46 Basically Suzie Q when she found out about Josuke

[@JP_413]

Plot twist: there’s a d4c user in this universe and brang an alternate Suzie Q for some reason

[@politedonut2637]

@@JP_413 oh u mean *Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Prize*

[@siek4015]

HEP ME O MAI GOD

[@saulgabeavilla5160]

@@politedonut2637 oh u mean *Dirty Acts For A Fair Price*

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@saulgabeavilla5160 Oh u mean *I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$*

[@notdaredevil8809]

Joeseph:*screaming about how he'll die* Avdol:*has he finally gone senile*

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

idk maybe

[@Ari_28]

8:55 DIO's line is golden! Very inspirational indeed~

[@Ari_28]

Meanwhile Shigechi:

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

@@Ari_28 oof

[@MajinObama]

God dammit

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@MajinObama 0:10 Old Joseph: "W-Why is this happening 😢?!" 0:21 Pet Shop 🦅❄️: "Oh *hello there* , Iggy...🐶"

[@seeforkat]

he sounded more pissed than scary

[@lazy24]

0:29 i love how jotaro just watches a student just get his eye stabbed in this scene

[@godlayon8235]

You mean at 0:29

[@lazy24]

@@godlayon8235 oH

[@getthegoons]

He kinda just watches a lot of people get fucking destroyed in this part with 0 reaction. He watched Rubber Soul straight up eat a dog.

[@greatdayforpizza6974]

He doesn't feel like he should give a shit

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

That looks like a thermometer to me.

[@princesslucilenanong3076]

3:36 When you kill the hardest boss in the game

[@DeanRocks-kr7wv]

You know the funny part I know the context for every single one of these And it doesn’t make it any less bizarre

[@duckel9231]

Bizarre? Is that a jojo reference

[@ramoussess3660]

@@duckel9231 that you funny valantine

[@itsyaboykarly]

Bro,I totally forgot that there is a Tom & Jerry reference in JoJo 7:13

[@mrahaman0307]

Yeah the good old Tom and Jerry Manga

[@sovietdeathstroke6713]

2:45 I wonder if Avdol know old Joseph long enough that when he saw him screaming helplessly, his mind, “Oh shit, here we go again.”

[@CaptainGancena]

4:45 One of Iggy’s golden moments. 4:47 My reaction.

[@ExplodingSteve]

*theme music rolls in*

[@mr.mcnuggies]

Same with me

[@part4jotaro379]

Sorry for throwing you Iggy

[@thepassionatericelover123]

YES!

[@randomspideyisstress2663]

3:35 *Woaaaaahhhhhh* goes to Brazil

[@thatman69]

"OOAAAAAAAAHHH!!" ascends

[@Monsterconnoiseur]

Imma ruin the 69, just did

[@ThinkingCrimson]

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA! *v a n i s h e s*

[@titanium6737]

1:17 This part looks like the stand user of Anubis is the Cow lol

[@oofman1999]

even with context you're technically still not wrong

[@DIAGOLDBEAST_YT]

You are not wrong the stand is a sword stuck in the ass of the cow. Lol

[@GalekC]

Well, yeah, it could almost be at that point

[@Not_Sutomu]

8:47 just cracks me up

[@StarPowerVA11]

5:57 that makes me laugh when they laugh

[@caderyan07]

@meme shitposter funnier valentine

[@frank8917]

2:42 here we have a 69 year old man acting like a 5 year old child And if you are asking yes, I watched the episode and why Joseph was there

[@hentedguitar]

I ask yes

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

avdol got coronavirus then he recovered from it in 1 second

[@frank8917]

@@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice Muhammad Avdol?

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

@@frank8917 yes

[@frank8917]

@@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice I AM

[@germygerm_]

i like to wonder how many outtakes it took kakyoins VA to go “lelleeoeleoleoeoeleoelo”

[@YourLocalBobloxPlayer]

6:18 D.arby: i love when he tells me about the people he murdered. Kakyoin: *_" tooks that as a funny joke"_*

[@PhoebeLovesCharSiewRice]

Wdym? It’s funny.

[@guguluwu]

4:48 looks like enyaba didn't understood a thing of what Polnareff said.

[@rahadianaryo5979]

05:04 Enya "Enyaba" Geil 👵🏼: " *What the heck* are you spewing, *imbecile* 😠?"

[@samuca2009]

00:00 giorno: use the G.E.R jotaro: thats the same type of requiem as star platinum

[@josukehigashikata5720]

Underrated coment💀

[@Boringguy0001]

The timestamp isn’t working bro😭 what did ger do

[@masoncontreras2979]

0:26 when kids dont wanna go to school

[@harpoonin]

0:28 when kids got caught doing it by their parents

[@user-ug9dw7ic8j]

4:47 when you get away with it

[@ramoussess3660]

When your mom catch you at 4.30am still playing all the night

[@aydanparadis254]

0:45 this scene even with context feels out of it.

[@fatcat2093]

*Steps on an orange* *Fricking explodes*

[@marusaurio]

And don't forget the little "ª" in the middle

[@yolocsmoloc]

Welcome to JoJo's bizarre adventure

[@ashmeetsingh2685]

Killer Queen already touched the orange

[@convictedgamer5834]

Kira queen first bomb go

[@Darkoriax17]

6:40 Ok, I really like this part. The fact they did their research to get these. (The Weird Al one isn’t that hard but how many zoomers even know who Bo Derek is?)

[@Lampboi-jp6dt]

Considering that the manga's part 3 was created between 1989-1992, all the "dated" music references by today's standards were probably way more prominent at the time. lol

[@Darkoriax17]

@@Lampboi-jp6dt That’s my point.

[@samarius_art_and_games]

@@Darkoriax17 because the anime is adapted from the manga. Which this line is in.

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

7:46, pretty much me, just writing 7:57, every day I write 8:10 also me, after all these years of endless drafts

[@simple__sigma3287]

Respect

[@liamvega5566]

“HELP MEEE!!! OH MY GOOOOOOD”

[@shahidkarim9910]

1:10 those aren’t camels those are elephants the average camel’s height is 6’5 or the same as Joseph’s these are definitely much taller like 8-9 feet tall

[@2hru627]

Camels are taller in Jojo universe

[@arneshpal7702]

Umm no

[@colk5373]

well there’s camelops, which are giant

[@shahidkarim9910]

@@colk5373 well i would’ve said fair point but they’re extinct so yeaaah they went extinct 11 thousand years ago so that ain’t it chief

[@shahidkarim9910]

@@arneshpal7702 🤡

[@theflyingtomato4521]

0:49 well she ain't worng tho

[@BigChungus-hv6sd]

He finally got what was coming to him

[@Crowbar-sr6zk]

2:10 perfect transition

[@rahadianaryo5979]

02:11 Jotaro: "Do not *WANT* ...😣😫!" 02:59 *Oh S-H-I-T* 😮😲! That's so *disgusting* ...😱!

[@rahadianaryo5979]

03:45-03:52 "Oooohh, baby..." (And that's definitely being the G@y3st moment in Stardust Crusaders anime yet...🌈)

[@ramoussess3660]

2:10 and the next second made an context when jotaro say "no no no" that look he don't want polnaref kiss his girlfriend

[@PacmanLickThisGuysAs]

1:06, those camels gotta be like 12 ft tall because the first 3 joestars are freaking 6'5

[@sams3454]

2:10 " let's seal our love with a kiss " " NO NO NO NO NO "

[@valentinagjidoda1022]

“TN: Rero is an onomatopoeia for rolling the tongue.”

[@Andrew-qs6ml]

5:40 i have watched enought anime to know waht is happening to her

[@mettat9062]

Her?

[@alexanderantonov785]

It’s not even a her

[@marusaurio]

But he looks like a her

[@yajatgaming1642]

@@mettat9062 Tequila Joseph

[@kynonerize]

@@yajatgaming1642 😳

[@anguirus6803]

Joseph failing from orbit on a giant rock : calmly excepts death . Joseph about to be crushed by escalator: oh noooo !

[@itsjustjai.6568]

Joseph saying help me oh my god is gold 🤣

[@Gblock4444]

8:54 that punch was smooth as hell

[@imanhaziq2442]

3:51 ayo this scene sus

[@pp-on5ob]

Y E S

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@pp-on5ob 03:56 Polnareff: "Jotaro, let's see who can *eat a whole orange faster* 🍊!" "Jotaro" (actually Oingo): "What...😨?!" (Not even knowing that "Jotaro" Polnareff's been speaking with was in fact being *Oingo* all along...😅)

[@kazuma8486]

"Put a sock on it"

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@kazuma8486 05:04 Enyaba: "What the heck are you spewing, *imbecile* 😠?"

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@kazuma8486 05:08 Jotaro: "This *dirty flarking ape* 🐵🦧 thinks he's *already won* ...😠😁"

[@hahahawiththemusic]

1:53 this implies that the cherry went flying out of his mouth and struck the ceiling fan, which struck jotaro

[@thetreeinthearea]

i love how this comp makes jotaro look goofy for people who dont know

[@balairtrmmblokg]

3:24 ok this is preety scary for me

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Yea no shit!

[@edwardgamerx9061]

68th year old Joseph would kill to have Josuke on he's theme, just so he doesn't need to break super expensive cameras.

[@edwardgamerx9061]

I just noticed / realized something, Empress says "I'm Joseph Joestar, *an American." Beeeeetch, he does live in the USA but he's British! And your next line will be: (in Young Joseph's voice) Wait a minute, you are actually correct! That is surely a plot convince."

[@alexpresso243]

​@@edwardgamerx9061have you considered that maybe, empress is lying? there's a reason joseph gets surprised when empress talks about having a thing for nurses

[@cheolminkwon2694]

3:37 i love how some people can think that star platinum is dying cause its screaming and it disappeared

[@sloppybuiscut3693]

jotaro was impaled by a fan thrown telepathically from an orangutan whos stand is a giant ship.... jotaro: did u just throw a fan at me tf 😐

[@wendigogorilla7823]

3:14 I think a lot of guys will like this scene

[@SpavyDima]

My only comment:🍆🍆🍆 Now i understand Yoshicage Kira

[@DanteCrowlley]

Fun fact, Joseph can actually make the camera work normally, he just don't know that

[@TheMoccasin]

7:07 I don’t think many pepole know but that’s a 4th wall break scene

[@tearusmidnight313]

Everyone knows ._.

[@hentedguitar]

@@tearusmidnight313 "No, I don't think I will."

[@hazing1433]

Man is confident part 3 is over lmao

[@alyssapassy8974]

Bc in the french sub they didn't put that

[@ahmaddejaeger657]

POV: you're doing the stretch after getting up from sleep. 3:36

[@oxlyyykxvin]

Jotaro:Gets hit by a fucking fan in his shoulder Also Jotaro: Oh no... Anyways.

[@phn1084]

02:40 BRO AVDOL'S "OHOM" IS HILARIOUS (i never watched part 3 japanese dub before)

[@Randomstuffthatiwanttodo5946]

It's not a dub, it's the original/the sub.

[@phn1084]

@@Randomstuffthatiwanttodo5946 yeah, sorry about that

[@marnic0004]

1:41 the sudden change of the situation-

[@CreepyFrawley]

At 3:36 we see that Star platinum's only weakness is a fear of dolls

[@ExplodingSteve]

jojo relationships after part two 2:07 no no no no 3:48 yes yes yes yes

[@user-zq6rb2nx7k]

I'm laughed so hard XD

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@user-zq6rb2nx7k LOL U 🤣🤣🤣

[@noirangel6416]

Me: (Kills cockroach) Cockroach: (Keeps moving and sprouts wings) Me: 2:11

[@wastelandlegocheem]

You just squished the Lovers

[@BigChungus-hv6sd]

Ultimate Lifeform Cockroach

[@rishanochannai5182]

2:08 jotaro doesnt like romance huh

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

3:46 he likes bromance doe

[@farisabdullaabdulazizabdul7248]

The fact that when hol horse and polnereff laugh then they say “die”

[@uwukid8770]

“Let’s seal our love with a kiss.” *”NO NO NO NO NO NO”*

[@chaoguy37]

i love subbed joseph speaking english

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Help mii! Oh my gawwd!

[@sfsguy9761]

Help me oh my gawd 1:00

[@treva4eva467]

notice how a large amount of these scenes involve joseph

[@rahadianaryo5979]

Absolutely enough....😁😄 (Seems Old Joseph in Stardust Crusaders is practically being the goldmine of these *OoC scenes* yet...👍)

[@mangetout8525]

2:04 doesnt this look similar to piccolo taking off weighted clothing

[@celestemoyano7743]

5:39 JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[@gabro_2824]

8:20 gritos de agonía

[@cheezaroo]

Los mismos gritos que hice cuando vi esto con mi primo a los 10 años 👍

[@kudosbudo]

Goddamn Iggys english dubbed voice fits so much better than his original voice.

[@kenichifujita4050]

jotaro stand:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Hellokittybumbum]

4:42 made me have nightmares 😢

[@StarPlatinum7912]

7:05 🎶 LET THE VOICE OF LOVE, TAKE YOU HIIIGHHERRRRR 🎶

[@ehnymos_MTB]

0:27 it's incredible how they cannot notice he is not jotaro even if he has 30cm long hair

[@kaiofzm]

i like to imagine that they did know, but they collectively decided to troll lmfao

[@WosatoTheMoron]

​@@kaiofzmthat would make sense considering it's Joseph, the same guy who decided to troll his grandson by pretending to be DIO even after his grandson lost most of his friends

[@kaiofzm]

@@WosatoTheMoron indeed, jojo's troll moments are never to be doubted. looking at dio moving polnareff down the stairs

[@user-no4fq3dt7d]

​@@WosatoTheMoronyou thought it was Dio, but it was me , Joseph!

[@Cl4udio92]

Anubis: That's it! I'll possess the cow! Jotaro: -_____-

[@AquilaMeno]

8:55 Me when my cat jumps off the window:

[@jotarokujo6602]

2:20 Sailor Man 1 fucked up.

[@catsr2741]

op but what if jotaro did'nt play and joseph did, would the baseball player just be vines

[@warudo5911]

3:36 Joot be like: go scream at other place

[@levanahonia113]

until now I’m still very confused how those villains disguised their selves via different body. I really can’t stop overthinking. Good thing it’s bizarre

[@GalekC]

3:16 The Little Mermaid vs All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989, Bizarrized)

[@user-ph9fw2ef8d]

3:42

[@GuretoDaze]

2:20 bro this beat is amazing!

[@BigChungus-hv6sd]

Are ya ready, kids? Aye aye, Captain I can't hear you Aye aye, Captain 3:36

[@IgottaHu-GO]

1:38 Hol Horse Screaming in pain 1:45 Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero

[@mrmeg8044]

Holly: OH MY GOD JOSUKE IM STUCK CAN U HELP ME that was what I thought of when I learned about Joseph’s affaire

[@junjierbx_2]

Star platinum: OOOOOORRAAAAAAAAAAaaa... *now that's a screaming and disappearing moment*

[@ten_mei]

i love that in the every jojo without the context video there are more moments with joseph, than with anyone else

[@dark-wg5jt]

Mr.Joestar if you move like that... Dio: "YES YES YES YES YES"

[@Chair_hater]

That's not...dio

[@samgomez9942]

7:12 lmao I'm so glad this part was included

[@mettat9062]

Send this to someone who didnt see jojo

[@absol102]

That 8:28 segment BWHAHAHAHA

[@hermitcard4494]

Kakyon licking the cherry is the most OUT OF CONTEXT shit even watching the full episode. No wonder he said he didn't liked other people's company and was alone.

[@intruder9127]

1:38 lmao

[@SHINBLOSHONBLO]

*screams* also star platinum just dissolving into air

[@penguinman2233]

This implies that it makes sense even with context.

[@CS-110]

So my thing is how do you figure out that your ability can see into the future by smashing a camera but not just that more specifically an expensive one

[@justleorio]

i was thinking that same thing lol

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

Trial and error

[@93dmwyatt]

@@self-proclaimedanimator do u going around breaking shit to see?

[@LeftyPencil]

Wondering if he was angry a camera wasn't working and poof, photo showing something else appears

[@junjierbx_2]

Japanese people speaking fluent Japanese: Jotaro, Kakyoin Egyptian pperson speaking fluent Japanese: Avdol British-American person speaking fluent Japanese: Joseph French person speaking Japanese: Polnareff British vampire speaking fluent Japanese: DIO Dog speaking fluent Japanese: Iggy

[@Personnamedscott]

2:00 I love jow jotaro is like: Y A R E Y A R E D A Z E

[@04-cindyleonora5]

Kakyoin: Rerorerorerorerorerorero Iggy: *GASP* Jotaro: YES! NOW READ KAKYOIN'S PART AND IGGY+JOTARO AS TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[@bigpoppa02]

Basically a doujinshi

[@lol.imnobody3518]

2:08-2:14 perfect timing

[@xwolf9410]

0:46 I love knowing that Joseph does canonically receive a type of karma for cheating on Susie Q