Staring At Girls

I like to check them out

[@W00dland_90]

His pickup game is out of this world

[@evanp3962]

Todd The God ok

[@ineedtopoop4591]

Todd The God what the ass?

[@rcash95]

I was checking you out lol

[@bennocarlile6400]

What a legend

[@rowe1756]

WWE Announcer: And now, introducing the creepiest dude in the world, weighing in at 138 pounds...ZAZEF!!

[@Buugzy]

Random 🙃

[@karenmacdonald8434]

How funny. Hilarious. Seriously

[@slugrag]

Back at it again with the great content

[@rhythm3869]

Todd the God wtf

[@ibrahimmohammad5568]

Back at it again with the quality content lmao

[@hollyhamilton6428]

you're actually really fucking fit

[@domo6373]

My homie made it though 😤👅

[@vuvvuv3286]

I have been looking through his videos and saw that he is a little bit weird...Can someone explain if it is somenthing wrong with him?

[@t.t.teaa19]

Bogdanel216 Gaming Disabled

[@nisseranderogregy6268]

No he’s just a troll

[@juicy8297]

Honestly ur really cool and I need advice on how to hug girls too

[@dylanspires9225]

OMG so FUNNY

[@2BAMaster9]

Why is this kid answering the door

[@ChrisJamesWasTaken]

Subbed your funny

[@kaylaanne3281]

Staring at random girls that’s not creepy at all

[@Scottcels]

Kayla Anne t.roastie is mad she hasn't been stared at

[@aresgoated]

Dude this is weird stop

[@elizabethh___]

😂😂💭

[@mlpsunnysprinkles2227]

666 likes

[@brando69weatherandgaming]

MlpSunnySprinkles don’t worry I made it 667

[@mlpsunnysprinkles2227]

than you child U//^//U

[@ashleyjohansson230]

Zazef > Jesus

[@danielgray3498]

This is hard to watch

[@tatsuyatagamiasmodeanrebor5455]

Eddie looks kinda like Bones

[@harthare8767]

I'm on the weird side of KZbin again..

[@caytonhopson3200]

💀

[@storyfail6442]

what are you doing with your life

[@arjunroy9635]

StoryFail staring at girl

[@sheck4714]

this man is a public menace

[@angelm6425]

yes

[@televisedpork7993]

Comment aged like fine wine

[@ITzCHAMPz]

Staring at girls at 99 cent store 😂 I'm weak

[@NoName-od8fd]

You know something you’re not even that bad looking .... actually you’re kinda cute I’m I the only one who thinks this ?

[@andrewcarson6925]

No Name true I agree he is cute just I don't know if it's a character he's playing or is this really him

[@NoName-od8fd]

andrew carson I think he’s playing a character tbh

[@andrewcarson6925]

No Name I hope so cause his videos don't make sense

[@ragnarralle]

@@andrewcarson6925 Nope he unfortunately isn't, he got arrested recently

[@ragnarralle]

@@NoName-od8fd Nope he unfortunately isn't, he got arrested recently.

[@MrRperez10]

Why does the camera guy sound like black guy

[@elcapitan1959]

Because he is black. Lol.

[@carmiechu7799]

He's not black.... he's "chocolate"

[@lamedead9601]

He's black I just thought he was gay

[@MyNameIsMalachi]

Why is Alex living life in 2011

[@anomalous34]

Vortex is dead!

[@Buugzy]

Todd the God lmfaoo

[@toddthegod6790]

Bugsy Siegel Lisa's Stinky Poop Party By Todd the God Lisa was elated. Her 9th birthday was in 2 days and Marge was letting her pick ANY THEME SHE WANTS for her party. She agonized over what theme to choose for a long time, it had to be perfect. Lisa bolted downstairs to the kitchen, she had FINALLY made her desicion! "Oh hello Lisa, have you decided what theme you want for your party?" "OH YES MOTHER", Lisa replied, "I've put alot of thought into this, and I finally came to the conclusion that I want my 9th birthday to be FECES-THEMED!" "Well...that is a very strange theme Lisa but since you have been so good this year I will do anything to make your birthday special. I suppose you will want all different textures of shit from hard to soft, so I will take away Homer and Bart's stool softener privileges and give myself several enemas!" "Oh mom you're the best!!" Lisa screamed. Marge went to the enema cabinet but she noticed they were out of enemas! so she decided to use the garden hose instead. She walked out into her backyard naked and then coated the hose in hot sauce to use for lube. However things did not go as planned, the hose would not fit into her butthole! No matter how hard she tried she could not relax her sphincter enough to allow for insertion, and the hot sauce stinging her sensitive anus did not help matters...she decided that she had to destroy her sphincter. Even though it would mean that all her feces would just fall out of her for the rest of her life, she had to do it for Lisa's party. Marge went into the garage and grabbed homer's large power drill. She placed the tip of the drill against her anus, braced herself and then turned it on. She crammed the whirring drill as far as it could go up her rectum, wiggling the tip and tearing apart her inner bowels. Slowly but surely the drill crawled into her, even going past the drill bit and eventually only the handle was outside of her. Blood and a thin layer of liquid feces coated the garage floor. Marge eventually felt the drill burst the layer between her inner vagina and rectum, destroying her cunt completely and preventing her from ever having a child again. She did not care about the immense pain she was in, all that mattered to her was making her daughter's 9th birthday perfect. The memories of Lisa's day would make it all worthwhile. Marge used a wet vac to suck up all the blood and feces soaking the garage and then emptied it into a small inflatable kiddie pool into the living room. Then she spent the next 3 hours going around the neighborhood collecting different kinds of animal shit such as the droppings of dogs, squirrels, birds, cats and others that you would find in suburbia. When she got home she hid them all around the house like easter eggs. Then she forced Bart and Homer at gunpoint to take big shits onto a pan and then put the turds into the oven to harden them. Marge also took all of Maggie's diapers out of the garbage and put them into a blender one by one, to make a personal smoothie for every part guest. Then she forced Grandpa and Homer to ass rape eachother over and over again and then cum fart into dixie cups to use as refreshments for the guests. And lastly, she paid several diseased homeless men to cum and shit all over a slip n' slide. Marge had done all kinds of preparations still felt like something was missing so she decided to order several pounds of elephant dung to be shipped overnight to the Simpson house. To afford this she drained all the family's savings, including money left aside for emergencies and all three of her children's college funds. She also took out several high-interest loans she could not afford. The entire Simpson family will be in astronomical debt long after their deaths. Marge completely coated every inch of every wall in the house with the elephant feces. She also packed it into garbage cans on the roof, and set them on fire to add to spread the pungent odors of their household across the entire town and cover their block in a foul brown smog. The day was finally here, Lisa had been staying at Patty and Selma's so as not to see Marge preparing the house and ruin the surprise. Patty and Selma were driving Lisa to the Simpson house, but all of a sudden a drunk driver ran into their car and killed them all. Lisa never saw all the things Marge had done for her party. It was all for nothing. The surviving members of the family all had diseases and were millions of dollars in debt for no reason. None of it mattered. Marge's efforts were all wasted. The End.

[@Buugzy]

Todd the God my god, that wuz the greatest story evr

[@pc_gameplay_vids]

Hey zazef, just lettin' you know I appreciate the new edgy content. Keep up the good work.

[@tenzo4351]

Is this da same dude that got hugged by a girl

[@milfhunter-qw7nm]

justin Bentley yes

[@chasitytorres8840]

IT WAS HIS COUSIN

[@painz4218]

You deserve 50k subs

[@sidneyasiegbu]

do you have a life?

[@painz4218]

WolfBane X Are U Talking To Me Or The Guy Who Typed that Fanfiction

[@sidneyasiegbu]

The guy who typed that para

[@painz4218]

I don't think he has a life cause he typed that shit in 1 of my vids on my channel

[@muratkalmaz3489]

Sup bro he got 50k now, are you still on youtube in 2021? 😂

[@nolanxd2085]

U r a god

[@albertoleon4175]

Hey ZaZef I dare u to pick up girls while ur eating, on ur Next video....

[@rhythm3869]

Todd The God holy

[@evanmcdonald1799]

best thing about this video is when the camera man talks and the wind covers it up

[@Livhet]

Zazef lives in Sacramento

[@rcash95]

아이유 how do you know?

[@cmjz765]

I thought it was Alabama, because I just watched a video of him talking about kissing his cousin

[@bigfoot1433]

This was great lmfao

[@awesomeguy9573]

Hey, in your "I'm still sexy" video, what was the jacket you had on?

[@Wasitworthit12]

Wtf is this

[@lolcow_president]

I forgot how weird this kid is lmao

[@toddthegod6790]

For those who are unaware, zazef uploaded a video promising if he got 200 likes he would upload audio of a death he recorded. He got more than 200 likes but HAS STILL NOT UPLOADED IT AND HAS NEVER GIVEN A REASON. He has set the video to private, but luckily I have saved it and will upload it as proof on my channel soon. ZAZEF AT LEAST GIVE US A REASON YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE AND DIDN'T UPLOAD THE DEATH AUDIO

[@aryonnahamilton2400]

I would stare at you back until you stopped 😂

[@thataccentgamer]

Back in my younger days id probably do stupid stuff like that with him too.

[@yngeeddiee]

Nah sayin

[@uglyfennydesperatlyneedssu7797]

Todd the God why tho?

[@gdust6579]

Girls should be staring at him 😉

[@ulyssesmedina1132]

The vortex is dead people ok bye 😂

[@bwc-chvd]

Zazef an OG from Sac

[@cuak1235]

Give me a ❤

[@madelienehartman9125]

❤️❤️❤️

[@cuak1235]

people call me osas but you can call me tonight

[@ShamarRapu]

Todd the God Lmfao

[@kyphobic]

Still cant believe his glow up

[@Jstakitten]

Literally just found your acc this morning and bitch I'm subscribed now

[@jwellnofine1476]

This guy gets hella hate but like he’s funny and he’s actually a nice ass guy that deserves a lot more subs guys a beast

[@buttlicker6496]

Glow'd up?😂💀

[@andrewcarson6925]

Is this dude KZbin channel a character or does he really act like this that I see in his videos

[@Bendoo_]

Beautiful video

[@destroyerultimate69erk41]

Comedy 10 outta 10

[@keltieshay9383]

Funny lol.

[@andrewcarson6925]

Keltie Shay Amen I agree

[@bigbleach9369]

Keltie Shay If I had a dollar for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I'd have one dollar.

[@XxBeastmodedxX]

Keltie Shay no.. you start respecting his hobby instead of imposing what you think is or isn't a hobby. The rest of the people on YT are going to like your comment,but not because they think you have great ideas and input,more so because of your appearance.

[@keltieshay9383]

+Corey Britt, you are right, what truly matters is what makes him happy. I do see that others in the video do get a kick out of his silliness. He is just being himself. It's none of my business of what others do, and it is best to just appreciate that they are perfectly happy at what they are doing. I just need to lighten up a little. Well, I honestly don't think my appearance is always perfect to others, but I do value giving my input. I'll make sure that my input encourages the best in others without criticizing them so harshly. Thank you for calling me out on that.

[@keltieshay9383]

Nah +Big Bleach, not on the inside. I was being rude.

[@illusiveman5156]

We love you Zazef

[@illusiveman5156]

Todd the God lmao nice

[@londonspade5896]

Alpha as fuck

[@149_benny9]

I don’t think that’s how you do it

[@taurus-ug3fp]

This man needs to blow up

[@Spazz-gk7yq]

u god 😂😂😂

[@melissa.alienn]

*not gonna lie you are attractive*

[@lindykerry8209]

I KNOW THAT SUPERMARKET

[@mute3744]

You got some balls cuz

[@thosebastards4279]

Ay thanks bro if it wasn't for u I wouldn't have any idea of how to pull bitches haha my dad left me btw

[@usefhaslem6643]

The vortex is dead 😂😂😂 Always cracks me up

[@joel2973]

You cool

[@dipanjanneogi701]

I tried to do the same stuff and got caught up by a feminist gang...

[@Surfacekilla1]

Legends

[@dipanjanneogi701]

I tried to do the same stuff and got caught up by a feminist gang...

[@lilsmokey5553]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOS

[@raccoon351]

ahhahahahha what a creep lol

[@Notlaylay]

Lmaooooo

[@MemzinioTheGamer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trewatts5820]

lol zazef you are so funny

[@Blueyp24]

Why is he at a 99 cents store? 😂😂😂

[@hladnopivo9995]

How to keep your virginity 101

[@SoftieQueen679]

Nice video btw I subbed to you

[@desvicious69]

what a legend

[@TikiFoamy38]

1:07 To him, it's like in a movie.

[@Uprising771]

play on playa!

[@thisisthefirstimeieverchan3607]

Gives me spree the movie vibes but irl

[@erin9859]

That glow up tho

[@Buugzy]

Zazetistic 🙃

[@aionzurvan3136]

these teenagers...

[@leomocika2419]

Creep

[@t.t.teaa19]

😭😂💀

[@aoifefinn330]

Meeee

[@kiozzo.9481]

[@SupahAsians2]

Who filming though

[@sephirothsbigasssword9887]

Oh dear