Holy Musical B@man! Act 2 Part 4

[@bexclearly]

can we talk about how the caption when batman screams is "batman screeches high-pitch like a bat"

[@saintyboi9258]

Becca Ohm XD

[@robertjoe9396]

Perfect

[@laurence17400]

Good perfectly cut material

[@cannae920]

Becca Ohm Echo location obv

[@pepper12399]

doesn't joe do the captions aswell😂

[@heaventoms8759]

Anytime anyone ever says "butthead", I shall let out a five second long shrill screech.

[@Sharkip]

Heaven Toms *Same! 😂*

[@foodafen6367]

butthead

[@cjwarsh4289]

Fintendo Mii 4:06

[@justsomeamerican5283]

BUTTHEAD

[@doklodeazly]

@@justsomeamerican5283 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@slytheringirl1327]

"I'LL NEVER WALK EVIL WATSON DOWN THE AISLE"

[@evilpansy]

That killed me.

[@jas8748]

they ship it

[@lucameyers13]

i was literally just about to comment "were they shipping johnlock before it was a thing?"

[@Snowleaper]

awkwardlily 13 dude, people have been shipping Johnlock since Doyle wrote the books.

[@lucameyers13]

Snowleaper true tbh

[@styxnstones98]

Only Joe could do a manly girlish scream

[@wolf09980]

Actually if you read the captions it’s supposed to be a bat screech

[@tranquil4_]

EpiclyNoob who’s joe?

[@potatobug5136]

@@tranquil4_ *breath in* Joe swanson

[@dreams5528]

@@tranquil4_ *JoE MAMA*

[@Gerzsilah]

@@dreams5528 its joe swanson idiot. Me can has yes Yes

[@percy445]

the inherent homoeroticism of fighting your rival superhero while arguing over who is more of a man

[@toothfairy10133]

while sharing a cigarette??

[@BigAL68xyz]

and pulling down each other's trunks

[@pistolshrimp7775]

"WARNING: Holy Musical B@man! contains adult language (Yes, we mean swears)." butthead AAHHHHHHH

[@CaptainHatecrime]

Pistolshrimp 777 Lol yeah

[@shillinhite3911]

Shit... i mean... shoot. They've gotta watch their damn mouths around us little bastards.

[@SprintToggle]

Pistolshrimp 777 *gasps*

[@jennasmythe7109]

pistolshrimp 777 screaming at butthead and then listening to an entire song where the main chorus goes "fuck you" has the same energy as lupin & the kids in avps

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

bro the song goes "fuck you, i'm gonna beat your ass"

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Almost missed that "f**king Candy for free anytime" line lol.

[@emilyschick5007]

I just understood that for the first time 😭

[@Alicat2911]

I've been laughing at the "Oh but you can do that for free anytime you like" for the past 30 years

[@shahala6655]

hahaha same here🙌

[@Angie-Way]

Same

[@AaronWachs]

I didn't get that joke until a year ago

[@eXtremStraightstone]

please explain the joke

[@Alicat2911]

Insane Bros No

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

This whole part is so damn iconic. Joe screeching like an offended banshee, the juvenile fight, the song, Brian being carried in by Jim...just, damn.

[@lunamalfoy7]

How did Brian keep a straight face when he was being lifted?

[@sigurdgram]

+Riley Ann Barnitz simple. the man...is a PROFESSIONAL.

[@sigurdgram]

justanotheralto the peculiarity of his profession doesn't make him any less of a professional.

[@halli8665]

I am 100 percent convinced when practicing he didn't!

[@kl-1447]

+Halli Nguyen probably not, I'm mean, look at some of the bloopers that they talk about with starkid. there is not way he didn't laugh at this

[@thenaturesystem]

Also, can we just appreciate how strong that crew member must be to keep him up that long?

[@benjaminwambeke9458]

This song better be played during the ending credits of the Superman Vs. Batman movie.

[@benjaminwambeke9458]

I don't even remember commenting this

[@connorcraig483]

@@benjaminwambeke9458 do you remember commenting that you don't remember?

[@qkpnuyeyo4]

This is WAAAAAY better than the movie.

[@MJT-DA]

@@connorcraig483 do you remember commenting asking him if he remembers a comment that he doesn't remember commenting?

[@connorcraig483]

@@MJT-DA do you remember commenting asking me asking him if he remembers commenting a comment that he dosen't remember commenting?

[@willyodi5]

"It ends to night batman or should I say BUTT TRUMPET" (How that line should have been)

[@nataliecook8530]

+TheExtremeTaco I thought it was going to be like that! lol

[@NathanOhsure]

I really wanted to comment that and then I saw this

[@Syd_Smith]

lol :D

[@tall_peasant]

No, that's absurd!

[@allisonthejoker4777]

Who looks stupid? You do! (A reference, you’re not stupid lol)

[@James-hr3yh]

Can we just talk about how well Brian goes from "you literally can't hurt me, I'm a fucking GOD" to "oh fuck kryptonite" to "damn I'm vulnerable and my ass is being kicked and I'm kinda woozy" I honestly love Brian Holden so much and his acting is always so awesome.

[@wormin_around]

FRRRR oh my god it's actually insane how good his acting is

[@gimmeabreak5857]

remember the innocent days when StarKid beeped out the f word? Now they have songs composed entirely of "F you" 😂😂

[@IfLaughsCouldKill]

+Lauren Lopez Fan Starkid And dysentery.

[@all4spite]

+Daisyjohnson _rp It's much better this way

[@kl-1447]

and dream a little harder (twisted)

[@lucameyers13]

oh yeah we can't forget about twisted probably breaks the record for most times saying the f word

[@kl-1447]

true, no one remembers achmed has to be the record holder

[@pompommerman9830]

04:00 for "or should I say.. BUTTHEAD" *screaming*

[@jellyshonagon]

*OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!*

[@vcvcf1896]

[BATMAN screeches high-pitch like a bat]

[@panzeroige]

_[low noises turn into demonic screeching]_

[@TheBrokenOwl]

"You're in my way, now get out of it or I'm going though you.."

[@doklodeazly]

Hahahaha. You want to fight me?

[@anerd6211]

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THE "All the money spent on f#cking candy!" JOKE XD Why did that take me so long?

[@Goat_boii]

I don't get it

[@Rasen-pf9vq]

@@Goat_boii Her name is Candy

[@Goat_boii]

Lol

[@waterlillymiller3207]

O H I DIDN'T GET IT UNTIL NOW

[@chirrupted]

oh no

[@MrTifhunyy]

the new batman vs superman looks amazing

[@IfLaughsCouldKill]

+Tiffany Kim Did you hear some company called DC is doing a parody of this?

[@left8277]

+sassmaster3000 I don't think it's half as good.

[@chloewool]

Joes scream... how is that even possible?

[@Alicat2911]

It's Joe Walker

[@chloewool]

True just... Joe

[@Peaslepuff]

chloewool I got so distracted by that...I honestly thought it was his way of summoning other bats as back-up.

[@Peaslepuff]

chloewool I got so distracted by that...I honestly thought it was his way of summoning other bats as back-up.

[@ztslovebird]

He's the goddamned Batman.

[@mollysmith283]

Brian pulling out a cigarette "Yeah I'm smoking pot"

[@thatdisabledprincess]

I actually went searching for this comment. 😂

[@Raghhhhhhg]

*Looks like junior is all grown*

[@professorrock4698]

@@Raghhhhhhg - up

[@normalakman3145]

@@professorrock4698 and I’m haViNg a blAst

[@Kylie_h]

@@normalakman3145 blowin sh;/ up

[@Izzy-Maurer]

If that is Jim holding Brian when he first comes on, and I think it is, then Jim got out of his rouge costume and into black clothes in less than a minute. That might just make it one of the fastest Starkid costume changes ever.

[@george-vk8ke]

Ikr I kept thinking that too!

[@Alicat2911]

Note that the video is edited so transitions are shorter than normal

[@Izzy-Maurer]

But there were people on stage acting the whole time that Jim would have been changing.

[@Alicat2911]

OddUndeniably True

[@Blackout5871]

Or, a third option, the theater has stagehands on call and one would be strong enough to lift that twig.

[@Alicat2911]

I completely forgot about that scream. I'm actually crying.

[@hannahmarie3871]

Brian and Joseph beating each other up in tights? I love Starkid :D

[@AnarchyintheUK1]

If Batman Vs. Superman looks anything like this, I'll definitely watch it.

[@IfLaughsCouldKill]

+Andy BCE I'm convinced DC is ripping off Starkid on that one.

[@tylerhadar719]

+Andy BCE I saw the trailer and they literally include the quote about being a man! "It's time you learn what it means to be a man," is the exact quote from the second official trailer. its at around 1:58.

[@tictac4063]

Ikr

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

superman better beware of the batbulge

[@PrestonK_Productions]

Are we not going to talk about " *Smy-THER-RhYNES* " and "Intensive CarrRRrrRe"

[@samanthap7115]

THANK YOU! Im dying here

[@KTr0ck]

every time i come back to this musical im just even more convinced that this is hands down THE quintessential starkid musical. every song is a fuckin bop, the production is the perfect amount of silly and colorful, everyone is beautiful and amazing in their roles. its so much fun. the HP trilogy may be starkid's claim to fame but b@man is something special in its own right

[@omarsalem1219]

Ummmm twisted

[@KTr0ck]

@@omarsalem1219 i go back and forth on which one i think represents starkid better, between this and twisted. rn i happen to agree with u bc i just recently watched it again haha but both hold a very special place in my heart…

[@auquamarine12]

Imagine how long it took to do To Be A Man without laughing xD

[@daisyhuck2704]

FAVORITE SCENE. YES JOE WALKER YES JUST GO AHEAD AND SEDUCE EVERYONE

[@Andyhimself87]

I though this would be cringy. I am actually very impressed by their acting, especially sweet tooth.

[@horrorhistory7342]

Yeah team starkid is amazing

[@darcypower4680]

"Not to mention all the money spent on fucking candy!" "You can do that for free anytime you want" Bit cheeky :')

[@oakendawn]

That scream caught me totally off guard I had to rewind and re-watch it and I'm still laughing then Batman vs Superman happened and I lost it completely.

[@horsezrule610]

"You look cool in your tights" "Thanks" XD these two are THE BEST!!!!!!

[@ultraawesomegirl]

He said "I'LL NEVER WALK EVIL WATSON DOWN THE ISLE!", right?

[@marianoflibrarian2401]

HE DID HE DID

[@emilyreinl4775]

The Langs ship my OTP! Life complete!

[@mypinkdolphin701]

"I'll never walk evil Watson down the aisle..."

[@barbaro267]

Even though I enjoyed BvS, this is definitely superior to BvS.

[@emmab4587]

barbaro267 which one is that?

[@barbaro267]

ER Bram Batman vs Superman

[@danield.8233]

Lol don't agree, but this is definitely an experience

[@moviesandtvseriesclips1619]

4:00 alternative line: Superman: "it ends tonight batman, or should I say Martha!" (Batman screams like a girl) Batman: "Why you said that Name?"

[@bonniedensley5526]

Superman and granny

[@joyajohnson2216]

How can you call yourself a maaaaaan? best part.

[@RosanneEs]

Joya Johnson Nope. Pretty sure Joe's Junk is the best part here.

[@jasminesmith2474]

Rose Fae tbh I'm pretty sure he had a boner

[@hannadebarr9686]

Rosanne Eschweiler Ive been laughing for the past 56 years at your comment

[@mikeym1121]

How did only you comment about this? it was so good

[@bonberryproductions7955]

6:57 best part

[@jessbellis9510]

Years ago, the greatest Batman V Superman was created. Now, in 2016, a poor imitation was released.

[@laurencrisp9904]

IS SERIOUSLY NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE BASICALLY SAW JOE AND BROLDEN'S JUNK???

[@harambethegod3772]

Lauren Crisp No, sorry, we were all just in trauma from Joe's scream. ...By the way, do you remember writing this comment after two years? If you do, you're way better than me, like, damn.

[@404kasha]

THIS WHOLE DAMN SCENE!!! I'M DYING

[@abidivino]

Saw it while reading this comment lol

[@jennasmythe7109]

ok but like joe got a new pair of under(over?)wear in like 10 seconds like ok stage-wise but canonically ????? does batman just carry around spare underwear in case that happens or ????

[@SandwichYum-23]

@@jennasmythe7109 Most likely, yeah

[@leavemealone1468]

4:40 -was anyone else mentally chanting "kiss kiss kiss!"

[@francesrehak569]

+Alexandra Danylyszyn yes!!

[@Sharkip]

*YES! ;3*

[@ministerofnothing240]

I kinda ship them in this musical

[@sadiegibson5973]

YES YES YES I SHIP IT

[@vvvvinvasion]

Me lmao!!!

[@thewhaleconspiracy4547]

Also forget the muses I just need the cast of Starkid to sing "Fuck you" as my life's soundtrack

[@leadingladynicole1959]

Sweet Tooth: "Not to mention all that money spent on FUCKING CANDY!" Candy: "But you can do that for free anytime you like;)" I've watched this musical no less than 4 times, and this is the first time I noticed that joke XD

[@jillturley6442]

o_o I can't name how many times I've watched this show and I never noticed it!

[@joshuar2582]

leadingladynicole AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@miritskeen]

this was my first time but i screamed out loud when it happened

[@local2515]

4:38 NOW KISS Okay 4 real. Why are their faces so near to each other

[@local2515]

***** A person who likes Phan and starkid? AM I DREAMING

[@local2515]

***** Aw the phandom truly is everywhere

[@haygirlhayy]

I for one really appreciate the music in this show. I love the western undertones, really sets the tone for the exchange between Superman and Batman. Excellent arrangements in combining that spaghetti western genre with synthesizers. Brian's interpretation during his intro (5:00) is so smooth and fits like a glove. Musicianship is top notch this show.

[@fredlatterlegh7622]

Best.....Scream... EVER!

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

It sounded kind of like Dumbledore's scream when he found out that Umbridge is a woman

[@Peertje304]

nevermind the batman vs superman movie, it ain't ever gonna beat this

[@HannahSmith-kr5jh]

I feel like the fight choreo in this show is so constantly overlooked, it's incredible!

[@gracebosley8802]

The little "uh" that Brian makes when the kryptonite happens is so cute!

[@apollosprideandjoy]

Omg i only just got the joke and i'm dying XD "Millions of dollars spent on Fucking Candy" "Well you can do that any time you like ;)" Omfg omfg XD

[@apollosprideandjoy]

*For Free

[@IDKijustlikebooks]

I legit just got that joke just now and it's like my 9th time watching this.

[@apollosprideandjoy]

Haha ikr!!!

[@skyesimmons3362]

I just got that too, I've also watched this a lot of times.

[@TheAnseup]

+Fangirl Gaming. good god three years and i finally get the joke...

[@cjpolodo]

Oh my god, the "fucking candy" joke. Brought me to tears. XD

[@TheCutiepatoote]

Thought I was the only one who noticed that haha laughed so hard ;)

[@emily67246]

Wow this is my favorite trailer for batman vs. superman

[@elizabethdragonclaw2916]

Who else expected Superman to call Batman a butt trumpet instead of a butt head?

[@Chloeen]

2:40 Is no one gonna talk about Jamie's literal spot on Harley Quinn impression right there lol

[@_GalKestis_]

If this song isnt playing during the Batman vs Superman movie, I am going to be very disappointed.

[@jasminesmith2474]

Marvel secret: this is the soundtrack

[@disneydork100]

+Jasmine Smith batman and superman are DC not Marvel

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

Welp were you disappointed

[@caseyhoolahan8209]

To Be A Man is my favorite number in the show so far. Too funny!

[@jasminesmith2474]

MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT ON FUCKING CANDY You can do that any time you like - hilariousness that went over everyone's heads

[@MaevieTheSongbird]

"I'll NEVER WALK EVIL WATSON DOWN THE AILSE!!!" AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! ASDFGHJKL *insert other fangirl sounds here* Also, THIS is how Superman vs. Batman should be. You better be taking notes, Hollywood

[@avajones6835]

Did nobody else think there was some kind of sexual tension between Batman and Superman with how close there faces got, and with how Batman was holding Superman when he had the kryptonite? No? Just me? Okay

[@krishnajha.5305]

Batman literally spanked him. 6:20

[@Annie-pz5cr]

If I could ever do this musical I would want to play either Robin or Sweet Tooth. This whole thing just looks so much fun. All of their musicals do!!

[@george-vk8ke]

I'd be sweet tooth even though i'm a girl, he's just such an amazing part'

[@androzani84productions85]

Annie I’d be Alfred/Lucius/O’Malley/Quon Li/Spider-Man.

[@aqualucy_4817]

I'd be Poison Ivy/Candy/The Flash.

[@milkycat6901]

I love how they casually share a cigarette together

[@emery7331]

"See how quickly I made society crumble? Brought the city to its knees. And all it took was a Facebook pole and some guns!" That hits different after January 6th

[@TheNeiraaa]

There is nothing that Zack Snyder could do that could beat the awesomeness of this musical. I don't think that Joss Whedon directing the Justice League could top this.

[@QueenMegaera]

Neira F Woah, you predicted the future! O.o

[@nakachokos6751]

DID HE JUST SAY "I'LL NEVER WALK JOHN WATSON DOWN THE AISLE"???

[@CABRALFAN27]

Close, but he said evil Watson, either way, Johnlock FTW!

[@kaskarden491]

I'm part of the stage crew for my school's musical company and let me tell you, there was almost certainly someone waiting backstage with a pair of underwear for Joe to basically jump into at 6:26

[@ministerofnothing240]

"Hey, who turned out the lights?" Doctor Who anyone?

[@JWLDB]

4:05 why batman shouldn't leave his voice changer at the cave

[@CAT-ve1tm]

Sweet Tooth is such a compelling villain. Would never expect a jokey candy guy to be so well executed.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

I love how at 7:12 Superman's supposed to be all macho-confident, but his expression is straight fear

[@Mihoshika]

Took me a while to figure out the actor doing Sweet Tooth. Then he had that transfer into insanity, and I realized it was Jeff Blim.

[@jacobadelsheimer9645]

Person: Who’s your favorite Batman? Me: Joe Walker Person: Who’s Joe Walker? Me: 4:06

[@captainmidnightgaming]

The way he said one of Batman's most infamously silly and mocked lines was actually amazing.

[@JustAnotherDingus]

Which line?

[@hurricanecatrina9548]

why did this song elevate the hotness of both of them by 800000

[@frogislord3702]

4:40 why is all i’m thinking of Mrs. Mega singing “move a little closer, move a little closer” these musicals are taking over my brain

[@DevelopingCharacter]

I will not stand for Candy abuse. Especially when she is being clever.

[@Dani-it9vc]

I'm literally still laughing at "RUN FOR YOUR NINE LIVES"

[@violetmorris5677]

this is perfect my two favorites in a fuck you dance battle

[@butterflytaster5553]

5:05 I didn't know Superman was _The Bandit Kiiinggg_

[@baiblackman8214]

Butterfly Taster THIS IS SO GREAT

[@sayerayounus3586]

Superman: or should I say butthead Batman: *annoying scream*

[@thomasgodridge5945]

3:30 It will never cease to amaze and amuse me how much budget constraints fuel comedy.

[@musicbyella3769]

“I’ll never walk evil Watson down the aisle!” How did I not notice that before?

[@EmmaBonn96]

10/10 much better than Batman vs Superman

[@devdeath69]

Bakorafanboy13 I totally agree!

[@samanthachurch6781]

This is definitely my second favorite number in HMB :) That moment when he says "how 'bout some kryptonite tonight" is somehow awesomely sexy

[@graceandersen8402]

"or should I say... Butthead." *SCREECHING*

[@lannenlare3766]

joes screech has the same exact energy of aj’s pterodactyl call in mamd and i’m living for it

[@aron1089]

I love Superman's intro is just him being held by someone else. I need to see this whole thing

[@roharper7168]

can we take a moment to appreciate the knee high converse?

[@nekonao9471]

I love how half of Joe's lines are: *grunts*

[@meredithmitchell8921]

After seeing the screen caps a few times, that scream was so much better than I imagined

[@currentlyeatingrocks8954]

at 4:08 you can hear the audio warping because of how unholy batman's screeching is

[@Foodgamez]

lol Sherlock holmes "I can't walk Watson down the aisle!!..."

[@spdbabbler]

"What it Means to be a Man" is by far my favorite song of the musical! They did such an amazing job all around!

[@yeboiboiyeboiboi3319]

Critics say: A timeless classic for the whole familly

[@kilian-one-l]

Is it weird that I now want to see Jeff Blim as the Grinch? Something about the way he moves and talks in this makes me think of the grinch.

[@lunavixrn5651]

omigod brians stunts like, he's good at beating up batman but when he's being attacked, his flinches and physical reactions are SO FUCKING REALISTIC and it's really impressive

[@2ndRoman]

4:06 I can’t get past the fact that he sounds like the chicken from Moana

[@makennacook1110]

Brian’s harmonies on “fuck you” are the best

[@person954]

The candy joke at 0:59 is underrated

[@BelleMacFarlane]

I love how when Brian is beating up the doll you can hear Joe backstage going "ow. ow."

[@angelicarodarte7073]

Jeff Blim is just awesome

[@NidorinoAlliance]

Batman needs to say "No f*ck you!" to more villains halfway through a monologue.

[@weapponofchoice]

Superman: It ends tonight Batman. Or should I say... butthead Batman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH