A Very Potter Musical Act 2 Part 2

[@bi_luna_games]

"Now two people are mad at meeee" and "Don't make me laugh - I'm pissing" are some of Voldemort's best lines, hand down.

[@lenaelan1118]

And "How do you propose we get my death eaters into your little daycare center? And don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline, because we've already tried those."

[@halyvan]

Did you say hand down instead of hands down because you’re Snape and you have a hook

[@kiki8792]

I FIND Voldy very funny

[@et-y6059]

I love Voldemort he's great

[@lovepurplepeace871]

Every line of his in AVPM is great.

[@HeySarahdactyl]

"I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces"

[@ajaxbird2348]

+Sarah June I try to hate Snape in this, because I can't stand him in the books, but I just can't.

[@racheld9548]

+Fangirl samee

[@owenjames8575]

Alan rickman made him impossible to hate anyways

[@meganmcdermott6581]

FIND

[@martinah98]

@@owenjames8575 old comment but yes you can actually hate him ( the character not actor)

[@angelmoritz8301]

"If this homemade dark mark won't convince you...."

[@rosejoseph-kevan1081]

Shows arm with smiley face tattoo on it. XD

[@kamemochi2736]

+Rosy Xx lol, i just drew that on my arm

[@LittleTouchOfCrazy]

lol its on the wrong arm

[@axolotl5836]

Princess Gold Boots, “Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come, Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum!”

[@miriaslam5472]

😀 👅

[@Allysha__]

"Lucius Maloy's boy!? You've got to be kidding me?!" "Ma- Malfoy" That was so hilarious

[@rachelko7258]

IKR!!

[@avavaldez2986]

DONT MAKE ME LAUGH IM PISSING

[@Allysha__]

Ava Valdez I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@avavaldez2986]

*@Allysha_ _1028* because I AM everywhere.

[@bridgetadams9967]

My fifth class teacher had the name Malloy/Maloy.

[@lenastorm6280]

I love how Bellatrix sticks her wand into her hair.

[@alyssummichelle]

+Lena Storm Very curly hair is full of wands. And secrets. And maybe some snacks.

[@livepoultryfreshkilled]

+Alyg8tr42 I have Amelia Earhart in here...

[@LvndrHppE2]

+Bellatrix Lestrange You joke, but I've washed my hair and stuff I forgot about has fallen out.

[@Ella-or7wh]

that’s why her hair’s so big. it’s full of secrets.

[@angeliqueriou2660]

@@Ella-or7wh Love the reference!

[@silverdanes6314]

"Tell me!" "I caaan't." "CAN'T! TEASE!"

[@-TGM]

3.2k liked, 7 years old, and no replies, wow

[@averageevil801]

@@-TGM the funny thing is by replying with that you make what you’re saying false

[@ajaxbird2348]

“Now 2 people are mad at meee” might be my favorite line in the entire musical.”

[@abl3232]

imveryclueless same

[@MyrtheCourtz]

i just read this when it came on

[@carolineeasleywilliams6110]

Ya Joe is the best!

[@carriewood3308]

BirdRain relatable

[@RUlYANG]

bitch im not cho chang may be mine

[@amybendel247]

Voldemort: "Oh now two people are mad at me..."

[@porgieM]

That is legitimately me every time I piss people off.

[@kaori1390]

Mike And Amy Bendel All I can imagine at that line is one of the Death Eaters saying, "Um, I'm pretty sure there are more than two people mad at you right now, My Lord."

[@catbees]

That is quite honestly one of my favourite lines of AVPM ever spoken

[@1TW1-m5i]

Only two people yess

[@lunavedette3292]

666th person like this No one can't do that anymore

[@nonbinarynex763]

Don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline. We already tried that...

[@annacarrera5187]

me too

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

One of my favorite lines I laughed like a girl finding out that if you add glue and water together you get slim and then naming it unicorn poop

[@Jess3674]

All I want is a cartoon illustration of Death Eaters hopping up and down on a trampoline trying to bounce high enough over the impenetrable force-field that protects Hogwarts.

[@befaany]

THE VENTS.

[@1994moviebuff]

"You little SHIT! Ooooo that's so EMBARRASSING! That's the SECOND time that's happened!"

[@emmaw2152]

Carson Key am I the only one who wants to know who else did it?

[@meganmcdermott6581]

FIND

[@mamabear1394]

Bellatrix

[@brookbrook9985]

probably dumbledore

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

*quiet shameful chanting* Quirrelmort Quirrelmort Quirrelmort

[@elhardo5862]

Kaliya The Kitty *loud proud screeching* QUIRRELMORT QUIRRELMORT QUIRRELMORT

[@mediocreteenartistpodcast8154]

Kaliya The Kitty *The Fat Lady Voice* QuirrelMOOORT, QuirrelMOOOORT, QuirrelMOOOORT

[@LAPIDOTSHIPPER]

Fox Face *pokes head through window* QUIRRELMORT!!!!!!! QUIRRELMORT!!!!!!

[@missmysticmessenger3091]

**eternal pterodactyl screeching** DRARRY DRARRY DRARRY ALSO QUIRRELMORT IS FINE TOO I GUESS DRARRY DRARRY

[@Lynx-um1dq]

Qurellmort Qurellmort

[@kelseytaylor1297]

"now two people are mad at meeeee" kills me every freaking time

[@Audrey-gx7uv]

Oh my gosh! I'm wheezing right now! "You little shit! You got me! You got me! That is so embarrassing!"

[@musicalmegan1401]

And that was all improvised too

[@th3stripeddoll404]

@@musicalmegan1401 There was nothing improvised.

[@georgesmith4307]

@@th3stripeddoll404I think it was improvised in rehearsals then written into the show, I'm not sure tho

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@georgesmith4307 It was improvised in the first show, then they added it to the script, this being the second performance they did (which is why Voldemort says it's the second time that's happened) if I remember right

[@cjones2756]

Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come! Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum!

[@annaitoi9036]

XD ;D

[@harrypotterfan2463]

0:59 We Hufflepuffs are very good FINDERS!

[@miakylehamilton578]

2:52 this has no meaning I just wanted to come back to it

[@Jenny-tr5vr]

Draco Malfoy, you shut your mouth this instant before I hex off a rather delicate body part

[@genuineinterest]

BUT THE FACT THAT LAUREN'S LINES DURING THE HANDSHAKE WERE IMPROVISED AND THEN SHE DOUBLES OVER ALL DELIGHTED LIKE 'I DID IT! I PULLED IT OFF!' AND JOE WALKER ADAPTED TO THE SCENE SO BRILLIANTLY AND JOE MOSES WAS JUST AT THE BACK FANGIRLING

[@george-vk8ke]

Iti so hard for new ppl (who just started watching today and don't read descfiptions) to understand that sentence.

[@genuineinterest]

Alexis Brown Lauren Lopez is the actress who plays Malfoy, Joe Walker is the actor who plays Voldemort and Joe Moses is the one who plays Snape. And I'm referring to the part where they make the Unbreakable Vow. Better??

[@george-vk8ke]

Much better! ;)

[@MOKITE2]

it wasn't improvised. if you watch the cast watch-through brian says it was his favourite line, no one mentions that it was improvised which i'm sure they would have if it was.

[@genuineinterest]

MOKITE2 I guess, but that's still speculation, and my comment was based on other commenters on the full video. Honestly, if you watch the scene closely it's open to both interpretations... if I ever find out I'll let you know.

[@anerd6211]

Friendly reminder that the, "anD YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR A WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW!" moment was improvised.

[@AtlanticGiantPumpkin]

Actually it wasn't.... That's a myth.

[@missorville7004]

+Josie Alyvia yeah Brian said nothing was improvised in this

[@devo_g1247]

Josie Alyvia look at the band they are surprised

[@parkereve]

It was improvised in a rehearsal and added in like in hamilton "where have you been uhhhh France?" Was improvised but just now considered part of the show

[@julian-n9z]

Improvised in the rehearsal, then they just added it in the real show. Which you have watched

[@MisguidedLullabye712]

'Now TWO people are mad at meeeeeeee'

[@lunalovegood2383]

RayaFrost awe

[@ThomasG_]

Psst, Voldemort... If you can't deal with two people being mad at you, terrorism probably isn't the best career path.

[@annakarmenzind3615]

My whole life

[@kiki8792]

I FIND this very funny

[@fillername7974]

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I freaking love Joe Walker.

[@musicalmegan1401]

And that was all improvised as well

[@damonswoosh3526]

That was the best part XD

[@kazulian1762]

THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THAT'S HAPPENED

[@elizabethpage9262]

Does anyone else really want to hear the rest of that Pigfarts song?

[@Emisop]

Me! 😃

[@maisywilliams2128]

Me

[@pyrootouka2216]

Definitely!

[@fleur5145]

Elizabeth Page Me!!!!!!!

[@quantumgirl3047]

Yes pleaseeeeee!

[@unerosejolie]

"But first, we must discuss the subject of payment." why does that oddly remind me of Poor Unfortunate Souls?

[@aminadaifi6762]

Oh yeah! Ursula goes "And we haven't discussed the matter of payment. You can't get something for nothing you know."

[@caligulasaquarium5032]

IN PAIN, IN NEED

[@meganmcdermott6581]

FIND

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I just wanted to help

[@greylazovalcarcel5394]

what the hell is a hufflepuff

[@johannastone3637]

Me

[@hopestarr1008]

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

[@dewey3030]

It's true tho the only main characters are in the other houses well there was Cedric but he did not last long

[@greylazovalcarcel5394]

I FIND that hard to belive

[@MissLovebat]

+Marr smith Nymphadora Tonks was a Hufflepuff...

[@alyssummichelle]

"I'll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces." Beautiful.

[@MagicalDuckling]

I hope to one day have the attitude and sarcasm that Snape has in this.

[@reeganmiller3945]

I love snapes face when Draco said the slave thing

[@crissy4445]

+It'sActuallySpelledRachel in rehearsal, not this production

[@Deathlygunn]

+crissy4445 I heard it happened in one of the rehearsals and they laughed it off, and it was never done again, then the night of the performance Lauren did it again, hence the line "That's the second time that's happened to me." Not sure if true or not.

[@berryblossom9322]

It was genuine lol

[@tarajackson601]

Just thought I'd say, Darren Criss' twitter location still says 'Pigfarts' xD

[@annacarrera5187]

me too tbh. it's my location on Harry Potter Fandom.

[@sashaklepner]

Still is, hopefully always will be

[@kev568]

Still is :)

[@palak9465]

Its my location on Wattpad lmao

[@mace8770]

I love that it’s still like that even today

[@dominicking4964]

This guy is such a great voldamort

[@fiopsonly789]

Joe Walker is perfect isn't he

[@esejsnake1503]

Yeah. Better Voldemort than the actual Voldemort.

[@esejsnake1503]

Yes, he does

[@AyeshaKhan-oh3po]

Voldy and Draco are my favourite characters in this😂

[@auriolly]

Of course they are the best characters

[@nourishedbug5847]

oh same, i'm literally pissing myself from laughing when they appear on stage *whisper* pun intended

[@404kasha]

And Quirrel!

[@nourishedbug5847]

HarryPotter Lover oh hell yes, especially quirrelmort, thanks to this I have found my ultimate otp

[@fatherpeggy]

Ya know, if Voldemort was this funny, it probably wouldn't be so bad to be a Death Eater ...

[@musicmonkey7992]

That.Guy.Peggy DONT GO TO THE DARK SIDE

[@meganday1711]

I think voldy would be hilarious

[@Blipy]

But nobody could take him seriously.

[@tsuyuasui7813]

"and don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline, because we already tried those"

[@yeahboiii6895]

Draco and Voldemort are on the same stage thERES TOO MUCH FABULOUS

[@Batman-sr1ul]

movie Voldemort: a psychopathic murderer that is just an ass in general musical Voldemort: a pansexual/ bisexual bean that just wants to rule the world with his friends/ partner

[@kirstenkolkman6758]

And tap dance, he also wants to tap dance

[@candi_daemon378]

Book Voldemort: A psychotic murderer that was a whole new layer of jackass and bigotry.

[@kage3069]

I love how Lauren's height really sells the hilariousness of Draco's entrance

[@alexandrahodges9163]

lauren singing pigfarts was my ringtone for literally two whole years im having such nostalgic flashbacks rn

[@afiaoduro-manu2349]

Alexandra Hodges tell me how you made that your ringtone😂😂

[@RecursiveSystem]

A friendly reminder that the "and you have to be my slave for the whole day starting now" scene was improvised :)

[@loranysgellantara1]

Haven't heard that before. But if it was that was awesome! Probably my favourite part :) Other than "Going Back to Hogwarts" of course!

[@calvinthedestroyer]

That's the second time that's happened to me!

[@smizzacorn7114]

That bit was hilarious!!!!!!!!

[@rebeccafriedman3502]

Legithacksour I think it was improvised in rehearsal and then added to the show

[@michimelody4036]

4th time I've seen this comment. It was NOT improvised on the stage during the show. It was improvised in the rehearsal and added to the script.

[@colleenmaloney6428]

"Don't make me laugh I'm pissing" story of my life.

[@leximarie1751]

Now, two people are mad at meeeee.

[@SayaCeline]

I think I'm just always gonna enter rooms the way Snape does :D

[@oak1350]

SayaCeline yes please

[@alexisjurado6004]

Same

[@wokeupnew]

i do lol

[@maiamoore7188]

Me: *watches this at 3am* Mum: *knocks on door* what are you laughing at? Me: I'm just... breathing... heavily... Mum: ooookayy?

[@felicityirisjones5014]

"and ill have my rocket ship?" "yes" "and youlll be my slave for a whole day starting now YES!!!!!" check out snapes face on 7:56 and 7:57 hahhahahaha

[@ameliapyle3329]

That was because Lauren Lopez improved that on the spot.

[@kurowwx3069]

I love how the previous part ends with Dumbledore being like “Snape has nothing to do with Voldemort and that’s it” and this one begins with Snape saying “All hail Voldemort”. 🤣

[@sadewest7307]

"YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU GOT ME OH THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING!" 😂 killed me

[@lunasong8416]

Ik right that is my favorite line in this scene it was so funny.

[@TheForlove13]

You can tell Lauren's vow was improv by the band's reaction haha

[@cassidyhamill1312]

Voldemort: How do you propose you get my Death Eaters into your little day care center? And don't, and don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline...Cause we've already tried those. Lol.

[@deluneth]

Joe's laughter when Lauren walked in is like the best thing in the world. This whole scene is the best in the play XD

[@deluneth]

I think Lauren does it to show how Malfoy is so dramatic in the series XD Or it's just how she wanted to play him. Either way it's hilarious!

[@winterelton2442]

+Zita Šantel I always thought it was because Lucius it's always dancing and Draco is just trying to imitate him

[@godoffabulousness8410]

'Don't make me laugh, I'm pissing!'

[@princessolivia61]

You don't wanna know how many times I've sang to my very annoyed BFFL, "Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!"

[@LesBugsDeGue]

I literally laughed to tears when Voldemort said "Oh now two people are mad at me..." .

[@secretstuff9694]

Ok so: VoldemortXQuirrel SnapeXDumbledore MalfoyXHermione PotterXGinny RonXGiant bar of chocolate

[@braden722]

Secret Stuff beautiful

[@wokeupnew]

sorting hatxscarf of sexual preference

[@gamingdemigodxiii5630]

@@wokeupnew I'm guessing the Scarf of Sexual Preference is a scarf that functions like the Sorting Hat but is actually a gaydar?

[@wokeupnew]

GamingDemigodXIII yep it comes in avps

[@gamingdemigodxiii5630]

@@wokeupnew Should have known that a Chekhov's Gun would show up in a Harry Potter Musical...

[@kitkatkid1399]

Draco: Rolls around on the floor and wears a diaper Voldemort: "Now two people are mad at meeeee" Conclusion: All evil characters in the Harry Potter world are secretly cinnamon roll toddlers

[@Trailtracker]

Bella

[@curiouser-curiouser]

"Now two people are mad at meeee." Voldy's so cute.

[@TheAceUpYourSleeves]

I now have a headcannon that Draco is occasionally uses the vents of Hogwarts to get from class to class and Crabbe and Goyle are just sitting in a room and Goyle says “where’d he go?!?! He vanished!!!”

[@abhijiththampi]

I like that the bellatrix actress is not getting any reaction from the crowd and she still commits fully to her performance

[@lexiguthrie8880]

I died at "Lucius Meloy" XD

[@brazilianchild3398]

joe trying hard not to laugh when draco tricked him with the unbreakable vow is my new favorite thing

[@chwatermelon]

The last part when Malfoy starts to sing but gets cut off is iconic.

[@Musicvideoslikeapro]

"Don't make me laugh I'm pissing!" I died 😂

[@RightInFromDenmark]

the three best characters xD

[@Izzy-Maurer]

8:01 is Joe W trying really hard not to laugh while Joe M is wetting himself.

[@eshap6851]

Homemade dark mark

[@loverboymadita7811]

"There's nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child." PREACH IT BROTHER!!! XD

[@LinkedWithZelda]

0:07 Everything looks better from on top of a lap!

[@rebecca0liverx]

I LOVE HOW THE SLAVE PART WAS IMPROVISED ITS HILARIOUS JOE AND JOE'S REACTIONS WERE GENUINE

[@eis364]

It was only improvised in the rehersals, not in this video/in the real thing

[@-ultsyusra5580]

Draco screaming that you have to be my slave for an entire day. Improvised. Someone get Lauren an Oscar

[@meredythwithay5187]

Fun fact: The slave thing was improvised. That's why Joe reacted like that.

[@fionacostigan3881]

Why was I attracted to Voldemort???

[@silverkyre]

Because Joe Walker is a sexy mofo. Have you seen A Very Potter Sequel yet? cause He's still sexy as shiz when he's playing Umbridge.

[@quantumgirl3047]

Because those eyes and cheekbones..., also, he loves Quirrel. Too sweet.

[@elliotburns4961]

Fiona Costigan Was?

[@hufflepuffgirl6794]

Joe Walker is literally my husband

[@marcielaw8962]

Fiona Costigan WAS?!??!???

[@rooksilver]

“Oh, now two people are mad at me” is such a mood

[@AdeleBath]

I THINK LAURAN MAKES THE BEST DRACO EVER AND JOE MOSES MAKES SNAPE THE COOLEST TEACHER EVER LOL XX

[@warriorisweird7642]

Voldemort And Malfoy Are My Spirit Animals

[@annacarrera5187]

Lauren is mine. And Starkid Maloy. I mean Malfoy.

[@mathilde3157]

The best three characters of the play in the same scene. I love this so much

[@tjthegamer2204]

LOLZ. "YOU LITTLE SHIT" XD I'm dying.

[@Lpsgirl-ve5hy]

Favorite part at 7:20 or 6:20 "And you have to be my slave for an entire day starting now"Draco " you little bleep that's the second time that's happens bleep" valdemortz XD

[@kathrynreitenbach8139]

For some reason “what business do you have on mars?” Is a favorite of mine. He delivers it so well.

[@pipmarshall1124]

when malfoy got voldemort to be his slave for a day i laughed so hard i fell off my chair and im STILL laughing

[@Blipy]

FOR 5 YEARS? Dayyymn that's a long time to be laughing, but I agree.

[@HeyyFaye]

This whole scene is fucking golden. The fact it's Taz and Up (my ultimate ship) makes it even funnier.

[@lapiwii]

Does anybody agree that this is the dad Scorbus deserves?

[@eli7718]

"vents!" Starkid predicted Among Us

[@LiyemEanapay]

I strongly believe that the words 'pig', 'farts', and 'yum' should never be together in the same sentence.

[@kurtsiecolferites2160]

I love Lauren so much she's so funny. And Voldemort, too. Two of the funniest people in the play for sure!

[@EmmaMortz]

When Malfoy did the slave thing I just couldn't help bursting out laughing

[@aly5s1a]

“Don’t make laugh, I’m PiSsInG” AVPM summed up in a sentence

[@rainbow.rivers]

Draco: you have to be my slave for a week Voldemort: you tricked me! That's the second time that's happened! Lmaooo best improv

[@Angie-Way]

But he's not Lucius Molloy's boy!

[@amorsanchez3397]

"now two people are mad at meeeee:((" AWW VOLDYYY😭

[@animatorireenie8319]

"And don't suggest a giant slide or a trampoline. Because we've already tried those." 😂👏

[@thetherrannative]

I absolutely love the way they humanized Voldemort. He might be a villain but man, I'm sure rooting for a happy ending for him.

[@randombox1817]

Pig farts pig farts here I come pig farts pig farts Yum Yum yum Killed me 😂

[@joanna9089]

5:08 THE VENTS *that kinda sus, malfoy*

[@DoctorGEM477]

Okay dude, I wouldn’t think this possible but being Voldemort is a good look for you. ❤

[@anjalyvarghese3672]

"Now two people are mad at meeeeeeee!"

[@helenthomas8811]

When Draco said "But first...", I thinked "Let me take a selfie".Then he go next to the Dark Lord with his phone :')

[@c0llinray]

Thinked?

[@helenthomas8811]

*thought.Uff, I'm italian and my english is bad, sorry :').

[@leximarie1751]

I still can't believe Starkid was right about Bellatrix and Voldy fucking😷

[@elizabethpage9262]

Omg, when Draco says that Voldemort has to be his slave!!!! Lauren Lopez improvised that part!!!!

[@chizzy1611]

Forever watching Joe Moses in the Unbreakable Vow scene

[@EternityWantsToSleep]

*heartbroken voldemort voice* - "Now TWO people are mad at meeeeee..." oh my goD STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR VOLDEMORT

[@addisonmarkocic]

I kind of pity Voldemort at this point, I mean hes trying. But the `Now two people are mad at meeeee` was hilarious.

[@oliviabrink4361]

'Tired of sitting on dumbledoor's lap?' DYING

[@user-gg9ee6ni8u]

Why is nobody talking about “if this homemade dark mark won’t convince you?!” 😂

[@aaliya7504]

"Homemade Death eater mark" I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@sheaelliott942]

THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THAT'S HAPPENED!! You can tell by Snape's and Voldemort's reactions that Draco's line was improvised. Which makes this SO MUCH BETTER. I love AVPM SO MUCH :)

[@shiningfennec2360]

6:06 Voldemord being fully intrigued and invested when Draco starts to sing is outrageously funny