Starship Act 2 Part 3

[@QueenAnneBoleyn6]

"She's an idiot." "Oh I know, she's the greatest." FAVORITE LINE

[@akuhlgirl5550]

I don’t know.... dead Godspeed is hilarious too

[@Laurasyt]

Sitting on Joe Walkers lap and then being carried off by Joe Moses...Julia's one lucky girl hahah!

[@tardisgirl1237]

I do looooooove a bridal carry. How Romantic!

[@kingbaco1233]

Then joe sits on joeys lap and makes 5 references per second

[@James-hr3yh]

@@kingbaco1233 your counting's a touch off, it's more like 17, but I forgive you

[@giraffechild6701]

Now go watch ANI

[@gertrudedanberry8053]

That’s joe Moses!? HIS VOICE IS SO DIFFERENT I COULDNT EVEN TELL

[@kaskarden491]

Just imagine the rehearsals to this scene. Without costumes and everything. I wonder how long it took Joey to keep a straight face :D

[@Fangoddess]

Probably until the first showing

[@sophiesometimessews]

Amy Theis Joey is barely able to keep a straight face when Joe first gets on his lap.

[@JessicaGraceWright]

I mean...Joe once played the part of Joey's dick, so these guys can probably get through any scene together at this point

[@theysaylikewhoop]

...Bug sure learned a lot of good english by watching a few recruit videos.

[@missorville7004]

He had the blue headband on which allows them to communicate, pincer created it

[@ValkyrieCainEpicness]

+Sashaboiis Ron was a bug

[@bonsaigecko9153]

Love your icon pic

[@lumdug22]

@@ValkyrieCainEpicness And i oop-

[@James-hr3yh]

idk Sssshhhhhhhhh don't ruin it with logic

[@tintinnabulation0]

"You have to kill... with your HEART." And so Umbridge was born...

[@emmab4587]

Camille Hebert HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@robloxcutie1371]

ADURDURDURDURDUR

[@thatlibrarysmell720]

Camille Hebert AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@laurenrobinson4508]

hahahahhahaha hahahahah adurdurdurdur

[@emilyberner5580]

OH

[@alliisnotacat917]

I like this scene because it really puts lots of things into perspective. A man doesn't go to war because he hates the enemy in front of him. He fights to protect the ones he loves on his side.

[@maryjanepatton4212]

I really wanna like this comment but it's at 420

[@amityislandchum]

A man goes to war to protect the oil interests of billionaire oligarchs tbh.

[@queenofdirt9082]

@sharksandsheep the reasons wars are started and the reasons people go to war are often very different

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

sharksandsheep you’re thinking of maybe two, three relatively small scale wars in the past half a century. having a larger world view might help put some things into perspective

[@azureflamehealing]

Unfortunately a lot of people go for either of those reasons (and sometimes both)- the moral character of a person dragged into these things is often complicated and messy. But I appreciate your point- it’s understandable to want to protect our loved ones, and many people do have the right intentions.

[@jodicamino2493]

How Joe does this scene with a straight face is kinda beyond me… acting at its finest, I suppose!

[@JessicaGraceWright]

He did once play the part of Joey's dick, so I guess they manage somehow

[@oofers17]

@@JessicaGraceWright I laughed way too much because of this :D

[@jewelswhite5366]

I can't believe Starkid destroyed toxic masculinity in 12 minutes and 44 seconds.

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Minus MAMD Starkid is pretty progressive.

[@antianti328]

@@AnnoyingAsianWitch what do you mean minus MAMD

[@SDIEGO-tv3ri]

Retweet

[@yep4924]

Starkid is changing the UNIVERSE

[@effietrinket5699]

toxic masculinity is lying in shards at my feet where it belongs

[@Syd_Smith]

When Up bounces Specs on his lap it reminded me of when Hagrid did that to Harry in A VERY POTTER SENIOR YEAR.

[@destinyandchicken761]

what's the matter harry? harry? harry? what's the matter?

[@emmab4587]

SydneyM Smith me too!

[@rensie9941]

Me too

[@alexashley9140]

Yeah! Me too!

[@wriggleby]

Darren destroyed his acting career in that one scene

[@Xhoose]

Im still shocked that critics didnt like this musical. The scenes are genius, the songs are brilliantly written and preformed, and the plot is amazing as are the props! Brilliant!!! And so much time was put into this.

[@grayalien48]

I consider it a slow burn musical, it's alright the first time you watch it, and then you start listening to a couple songs, and then it slowly consumes your life

[@effietrinket5699]

also the acting is incredible. that one scene with joey and denise never fails to choke me up.

[@aryak9564]

wait, there are critics out there who review starkid musicals?

[@starkidchild7412]

Green Bean i want their job

[@heatherrockwell9012]

I think it's because, even though there's a lot of good stuff in the show, there's also a lot of mediocre stuff- it watches a lot like the first script of something that would've been edited later on. I love it, but there's a lot of stuff that could be better written or cut without a huge overall loss to the story.

[@Jane.Drop12]

Commander up would be an amazing grandpa

[@lisenkahagedoorn5340]

I WANT COMMANDER UP AS GRANDPA

[@AliceWOT]

Lisenka Hagedoorn SAME

[@emmab4587]

Lisenka Hagedoorn and Joe Walker as a friens

[@ashlynnheller8400]

As much as I love my sweet old grandpa. I want a bad ass Grandpa like Up.

[@bigbori8716]

IK

[@anerd6211]

Oh my dead god, Joe crying about the song is one of the cutest noises I've ever seen

[@jemspeller4519]

👌👌👌💜💜💜

[@emmab4587]

OfficialPhangurl yeah! Love him

[@lumdug22]

This comment hurt my brain for a good few seconds

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

I loved it SO much he got like this little twelve year old boy rasp and it was just so pure and innocent.

[@amandagreen5619]

I swear these two create their own fanfiction stories. The way they are always snuggled up together. Here and in MAMD. Not that I'm complaining, it gives some nice visuals.

[@grayalien48]

No fanfic writer can beat the details starkid puts in their own shows.

[@rachelgordon8330]

I don't know if I prefer Joe, Joe, or Joey.

[@17byeol]

I love all of them but im usually talking about joey but thinkin about joe walker and mostky watching joe moses one man shows

[@rosie7453]

Every starkid fans problem

[@17byeol]

yeas true that

[@daninmills]

Rachel Gordon This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom

[@emmab4587]

Rachel Gordon JOE WALKER. HES MINE

[@amybendel247]

Vertically. Like hotdog style, not hamburger

[@tylerhadar719]

+Jake Lily It's like elementary school all over again!

[@rascal342]

With no context this comment is a lot more interesting. 😂

[@ruby._.romanoffx7778]

Tyler h well for me it's like primary school all over again

[@BackwardzAckwardz]

A mama protecting its babies? Killing for love? Sounds like UMBRIDGE!

[@carolineh648]

Wow! That's awesome. I'll love Umbridge forever :D

[@sdagoth3037]

+Caroline Hicks Ha, now that is something I never thought I would see anyone say after reading the fifth Harry Potter book!

[@thatlibrarysmell720]

I can't imagine her loving anything but a student screaming in unbearable pain.

[@Dani-it9vc]

ADURDURDURDUR

[@bellatrixlestrange7844]

I am woman hear me SMAASH

[@elizabethdragonclaw2916]

"You need to kill with your heart" Do you love them enough to scold them? Yes Do you love them enough to hurt them? I do, Mama Do you love them enough.... to kill them? I think... I think I do. Yeah...

[@Syd_Smith]

lol

[@enigma1326]

Uh-oh Momma...am I going crazy?

[@AliceWOT]

Elizabeth Dragonclaw spooooooky

[@emmab4587]

Elizabeth Dragonclaw hahaha

[@Dani-it9vc]

MAMA UMBRIDGEEEE

[@kookyss64]

How can this possibly be sad and funny at the same time

[@BadWebDiver]

Brilliant writing...

[@justaperson9754]

That’s the power of starkid it makes you laugh through your tears

[@sMiLeS1325]

Even in another lifetime Joey and Dick find each other...

[@jakeflemming]

So Joey has no balls now?

[@laurenadams3447]

Oh, no no. It's a new life so they switched spots

[@spicycamels7950]

"The world always looks a little bit brighter...from a on top of a lap." -Commander Up

[@grayalien48]

Grad quote alert

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

I've been looking for this comment

[@faithjonas9580]

I desperately want that Eskimo kiss to have been improvised.

[@JoTheAnomaly]

Faith Jonas Me too, but I would be shocked that Joey kept his face straight if it were 😂

[@kaelinm]

"here's a warnin, im gonna bounce ya!"

[@emmab4587]

Kaelin Cook yup. I still wanna be sitting on Joe's lap. Bouncing or no bouncing

[@onlypandorashope]

Joe Moses is so much stronger than he looks. He's the one doing all the lifting!

[@MagentaCartherWrites]

Joey's face throughout this entire scene is PRICELESS!!!! "And if she's gonna meet Jesus, she had better have some new goddam shoes!!!" XD

[@toontownrules413]

I had to try not to burst out laughing at the lap scene so that someone didn't walk behind me to see what I was laughing so hard at. How are you supposed explain your way out of watching a grown man sitting on another grown man's lap?

[@dorrolorro]

Just say you're watching an awesome show that you really can recommend! :D

[@emmab4587]

WolfyGrace show a picture of Joe and all will be forgiven 😍

[@emilyhaught6724]

WolfyGrace It requires no explination. If they don't understand the coolness, then they aren't totally awesome!

[@grayalien48]

Me: laughs Everyone:... Me: I'm just watching this REALLY GREAT show...

[@flonase666]

(tHE NOSE TOUCHES. I'M DEAD. SO MUCH CUTE) starship is such a great musical. man. man. wow. that's all the constructive stuff i have to say. you go, starkid.

[@cas7356]

OKAY GUYS SINCE MEGA GIRL LIKES TOOTSIE AND JUNIOR WANTS TO KILL HER BC SHE CAN FEEL EMOTIONS. DID STARKID PREDICT DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN?

[@oofers17]

@@cas7356 oh my dead god im now sure that starkid can predict the future!

[@cas7356]

@@oofers17 THEY'RE LURKING

[@dorrolorro]

I just want to acknowledge Joe's monologue, it was really really good! I don't know if he wrote that himself or not, but it's very well written and truly well played. I would try to reenact it in my acting class, but I'm a girl with no balls, so the joke wouldn't work

[@maddieclarke258]

What do you mean it wouldn't work? You have no balls! You are perfect for this monologue!

[@emmab4587]

Dorothea Linnaeus I love him

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@maddieclarke258 LMAO

[@wizardgod4325]

@@maddieclarke258 THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@hannaevans1934]

*fails to not be awkward and comfort friend* *comforts friend using bug metaphor*

[@emilyward9797]

Up would be the best dad ever

[@emmab4587]

Emily Ward yeah

[@evievalerierogers5246]

it’s actually INSANE how good of an actor Joe is, it makes me so sad that he isn’t more well known and gets bigger roles, his acting is proper award winning

[@danielmorrison2376]

DAMMIT STARKID I'M SIMULTANEOUSLY CRYING AND LAUGHING

[@conibal5045]

"That's why you're being so crabby" :DD All these people aww-ing in the audience are me right now

[@AJPwny]

Commander Up is officially my favorite.

[@jazzaiyana]

Damn. I want Joey Richter to look at me like that

[@emmab4587]

Jazzaiyana I want Joe Walker to look at me like that

[@clareann8912]

In fear and confusion?

[@pantheraviva]

Clare Ann 😂😂😂

[@idontevenknowwhy3655]

SALLYS UNITE!

[@ficklecasey]

JOEYs face while joe is on his lap is priceless

[@blooblis642]

"Someone's being a little CRABBE-y"

[@roseczer]

AHAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE CONNECTION! lol

[@alexashley9140]

LOL!

[@ashlynnheller8400]

THATS WERE IVE SEEN HER.

[@mkz2250]

OMG I think you just won the internet with that comment

[@madelinerossell5859]

omg the nose kiss was the cutest thing ever.

[@emmab4587]

Madeline Rossell I wish I were Joey in that scene

[@Operettenbitch]

ER Bram I wish I were Joe. Sitting on Joey's lap, being comforted by him, nose kiss him... 😌

[@doctorwho1884]

Madeline Rossell I wish I was sitting on joeys other lap and being hugged and nosed kissed by both of them 😍

[@emmab4587]

Linda Schanzenbacher well, I'll be there. I love Joe so much

[@teenagemutantgirlys]

That chair needs to be put in a museum because of the history made!

[@Kristiekins2]

"Sgt. Sandman needs sleepy little soldiers like you to lead his teddy bear platoon." that's like my favorite line.

[@AngelLove890]

This scene is really deep all jokes aside. You have to be true to yourself people could like you ether way and if they don't who cares.

[@QueenAnneBoleyn6]

That's what i love about starkid. There are so many great messages beneath the humor :)

[@alexashley9140]

"Now you know Bug. I ain't got no balls." Lol Commander Up.

[@ksmthy369]

This scene is kinda referencing MAMD. He's got no balls, just a heart

[@oofers17]

And the best of all joe played joeys dick (im going to die in the corner now)

[@jennasmythe7109]

also the part where he was like a nut-less old sappy old something old whatever kinda reminded me of when brian was telling the old snatch off yk

[@kelseytaylor1297]

"a nut less old, sappy old, washed-up old softie" DEAD GODSPEED

[@alexashley9140]

When Joe Walker is bouncing Julia on his lap I had a flashback to AVPSY when Hagrid is bouncing Harry (Darren) on his lap!

[@wriggleby]

Actually flash forward

[@cowboyry]

Its ok, Joe! I cant listen to the Christmas Shoes without crying either ...

[@Nimardrian]

I just watched the christmas shoes and cried

[@ashtuatara]

It's my favourite Christmas song, and I cry every time.

[@kelseytaylor1297]

when Up cries all I hear is Umbridge.

[@ahashi1927]

When Umbridge cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries

[@mek2023]

OMG Joey and Joe too cute

[@emmab4587]

Mary Elizabeth Kane Joe is MINE

[@ginsvariation2248]

Commander Up is the most chaotic good person I’ve ever witnessed.

[@uhhyuck4568]

JoMo pulled a smug face as he was carrying Julia

[@beyclark3848]

Joey's trying so hard not to laughXD

[@QteaTheSwag]

W

[@dominicking4964]

Imagine "the wizard of oz" being; no balls, no fear, and no emotions. And Dorothy just wanted to get away from home.

[@kp4692]

........ heck yes

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

I can NOT believe that Joey managed to keep a straight face throughout this entire scene omg truly a legend. (And of course Joe is an icon for being able to perform that). Based on his face, I legitimately think that Joey had to think of his most frightening memories/become scared of Joe to not burst out in laughter lmaoooo props to them for that scene

[@HelloLittleBooktuber]

I swear they got the lap scene in AVPSY from this...

[@HelloLittleBooktuber]

that's what I said. That scene in AVPSY came from this scene.

[@becca2861]

LittleBookAddict no I thought this came out after AVPSY. I meant to put a question mark.

[@HelloLittleBooktuber]

oh... well either way, they probably got the idea from the other play.

[@missorville7004]

+LittleBookAddict starship was 2011 AVPSY was 2012

[@HelloLittleBooktuber]

oh, well it prolly was the other way around then

[@morningowl43]

I didn’t think I would ever picture old solid snake being cut with a circular buzzsaw in half hot dog style and loosing his balls by Optimus Prime but here we are

[@rebeccasullivan2897]

whenever people talk shit about joe walker i think about his giantass monologue here and i just nope

[@kaylovesyou16]

I can think of Joe being a mother spider without thinking of him as Mama Umbridge😂

[@christineliew209]

Seriously can't stop seeing commander up and bug as just joe w. and joey richter as much as they're in character.

[@idkimoutofideas33]

Wait... what happened to Up's actual right side? Is there another half of him out there with a left side that's a robot?

[@Fangoddess]

They left it there to rot

[@sdagoth3037]

An evil one with balls but no heart.

[@jennal8335]

SDagoth Sequel idea right there

[@emmab4587]

SDagoth starship: the other half

[@thegreatestmage4801]

Evil Up. He has balls but no heart

[@garrettpode2212]

I know up crying is supposed to be funny but it actually breaks my heart to hear him cry 😭

[@maritessa]

I'm still amazed by Joe Walker *-*

[@Scerotic]

I don't know why, but this conversation actually hits me straight in the feels..nice piano

[@zacharyo_connor]

This is the best scene in the ENTIRE Starkid franchise. Nothing has or ever will beat this scene.

[@ajaxbird2348]

Commander Up crying about the Christmas Shoes song is my favorite thing.

[@peytonbeaumont354]

It's official. This is the most wholesome scene in any musical ever.

[@mattermatters1013]

That dang Optimus Prime always ruining things with his buzzsaw!

[@PossumCuber]

"DEAD GODSPEED!"

[@rabidpixie3281]

I love that christmas "Shoes" song!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALONE, COMMANDER UP *SALUTES*

[@AJPwny]

I can't make it through that gosh-darnedable song.

[@grayalien48]

Scrolling through the comments I'm just here still not knowing what that song is.

[@bethany2810]

1:02 "that's why you're being so crabby." Guys. She played Crabbe in AVPM

[@wriggleby]

AH YOU'RE RIGHT

[@TheUnknown3399]

10:34 KISS KISS KISS.... damn it.

[@LouiseBrooks-vt7jh]

“Well, your not usually on top of a lap, are ya.” Awwww!!! 😁🌟❤️

[@antonsantiago8487]

Joey’s smile after “I Like you because of your big heart” is adorable

[@harrypotterharrypotter1153]

Up: A nutless old, sappety old washed up old...Me: OLD SNATCH

[@jemspeller4519]

The nose rub. OMG 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@finn8460]

Honestly I relate to Up a lot. I used to have really heavy walls, with a lot of defenses: watchtowers and turrets and barbed wire and all that metaphorical stuff that really only means I didn't cry for a decade and damaged my emotional health. And now that I'm on the other side of it, I can't even take a small insult. It makes me feel weak. But finding humor in the situation, being able to crack jokes and see yourself in other places, even if it's a parody (though it's a darn good one. Cause StarKid is just fantastic) really helps. Thank you, Joe. And Nick. And everyone who helped on this show. There's a lot of meaning in these shows, sometimes in the strangest places. But I appreciate it

[@Catz1a]

I was just watching this like: Ok we've got Joe, Joe, Joey and Julia?

[@emilyhaught6724]

I'm serious, now I rewatch this just for Up and Taz

[@Starkidfan27]

I get the feeling that when Up puts his head down to cry at 6:24, Joe was laughing so he could do the rest of the scene without breaking character.

[@DaneOMight]

"When it's brood is threatened, that spider becomes so vicious... nothing... not even a 6 pool zergling rush is a match for it." The StarCraft reference here makes my heart so happy.

[@crazedfangirl5654]

I can't help but imagine Taz walking in on Up crying on Bug's lap...

[@juniperw3613]

literally every sentence of that monolouge was a surprise

[@justnikkyxo]

I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THIS: was Joe actually crying / how did the tears come onto his face / am I imagining things ???? SOMEONE ANSWER PLEASE !!!

[@lukaward5225]

Idk, but when I fake cry like that, real tears come out 😂

[@harriepie]

I know I'm very late to this, but you can really tell how invested the audience is in the story when they gasp in shock and then remember that it is funny

[@a.k9676]

Scrolling in the comments, I was wondering if someone would put *Every girl wishes they could be sitting on Joe Walker's lap, like that...* So I said it *c:* And then Joe sat on Joey's lap. How could they not laugh? Okie bye.....

[@loonloonlikemoonmoon1577]

Every girl? I swear half of starkid's fanbase is no, myself included :P

[@shamidkpzd]

I admire Starkid's ability to be completely ridiculous and heart warming at the same time.

[@kp4692]

"Good, I like Taz" in my personal opinion, he definately means romantic love here, I hear it as "good, you dont like Taz like that because I do" it's not "good, btw I think Taz is pretty cool" its "good, we dont need to compete for her"

[@alisonmicahtillery3814]

why is this just the most wholesome scene? like, up having a vulnerable moment, and bug making him feel better... it made me want to awwwwwwww the entire scene

[@katsmith1469]

Joe and Joey are my new OTP

[@george-vk8ke]

We'll call it: joey!

[@EBWgreen]

What about the third Joe?

[@KeepCalmAndWatchUz]

I want him to be with Julia just because of that scene...

[@jikkebouma5512]

george or Richter, no, Walker, wait....

[@lexingtonkennedy4750]

Lol at 10:39 Joey's face looks like Meredith's!

[@mkz2250]

Rewatching this in 2019 and I'm seeing the parallels between TGWDLM- no wonder Joey was able to keep such a straight face with Robert, he had plenty of practice from Joe in his lap!

[@cantsleepanything]

if you think about it, bug has no way of knowing what song commander up is talking about when he says he cant get through the "sir can i buy these shoes" christmas song without crying and is probably very confused but being very supportive anyways and i find that both hilarious and adorable

[@julianneludlow9062]

who else ships krayoner and specs

[@kickitupanotch3230]

Julianne Ludlow They were supposed to have a plot line, with a kiss and everything, but it was scrapped.

[@jennasmythe7109]

@@kickitupanotch3230 HOW DARE THEY I WOULD WATCH THE FUCK OUTTA THAT

[@Gills-wh8nq]

I love how this scene was handed. They managed to balance emotional exposition with comedy, not only in the same scene, but the same conversation. That’s hard to do.

[@ThatCrazyFaerie]

"Well, you see the thing is I like this girl.." "It isn't Taz, is it?" "No." "Good, I like Taz." I SHIP IT SO. DANG. HARD!

[@sarahmiller2413]

0:54 Moff "Jeffery" Tarkin and Emily, together again.

[@aliceswayer9979]

Bug is the most adorable Starkid character ever fight me

[@goldfishhandsanitizer144]

This scene is so legendary. Like Ohmygod Joe and Joey are just amazing. And also 10:33 Ohmygod Why is this so sad, funny, and cute all at once

[@anubisgodofdeath420]

Bug: * doesn't understand human culture and how to be human * Sit on my lap :)

[@zlomeczek]

"what if someone likes you, a lot, but they only like you because everything they know about you is a lie?" Dear Bug, I'm sure Evan Hansen would also like to know that

[@yeshevishman]

Omg, I forgot how amazing Joe Walker's monologue is here. Probably one of the funniest.

[@artrubbish]

That was so adorable! And weird. Always weird. LOVE IT!