Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

[@lucasmartin6335]

"Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

[@alphahawk325]

Are you having a good day

[@jrrootbeer6336]

Complement

[@thrwawyacct]

At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

[@georgejuddgj]

nice comment

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@ApexBrachydios]

I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

[@realtissaye]

@@platypus6810 Of course good sir; I would love one!

[@shadowranger5907]

This Video is worth more than Skype lol

[@randomgamerperson4042]

you have nice hair today

[@MrSqurk]

Skype can use all the advertising it can get.

[@SlartiBartfast2469]

@@randomgamerperson4042 no u

[@Sraye]

Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

[@pure_potato]

A complement

[@phoenixfront]

A complement

[@phil5592]

Excellent, well done you beautiful sausage x

[@isaacouellette8891]

@@pure_potato Compliment to the compliment

[@Carahan]

Or Delaystarter

[@Skylarking2013]

could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

[@None_NoneType]

That is a good point, you clever person

[@seb_fancysheep]

I like the colors of your profile picture. A very good choice.

[@LocalHolehead]

Gaysex, my good chap.

[@michaelf.2449]

@@None_NoneType "What do you do? I'm not actually sure"

[@GoofyGoober12345]

Interesting perspective good sir

[@TheWOOFinator1337]

"Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

[@ebentually]

Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

[@dylanhodgson7605]

Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@devilsmessanger]

this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

[@hessmess7761]

I like the sound of your typing

[@Jonas-fr3yd]

You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

[@TobiasKremer]

SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@Flemdragon]

You want some tea?

[@DocRobotnik_]

Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

[@mudcrab3420]

Awesome comment

[@TheMan83554]

Technically true. The best kind of true.

[@TylerSantinelli]

What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

[@soulsearcher9620]

@@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

[@ozwilliamTLDR]

A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

[@capuducul]

Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

[@SamTahbou]

A compliment!

[@DrKotes]

Care for a cup of tea??

[@Georgeous42]

I appreciate you insights. Thank you

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@elementalstorm8017]

We'll buy you a cup of tea and a crumpet friend

[@firockfinion3326]

"Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!" "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?" "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!" "... What? I don't-" "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

[@Mexximillion]

Very top comment

[@jasperonapple3955]

Bee 🐝happy

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@matthewseevers3565]

Funny man. Have some tea

[@liebe1099]

I just wanted to say that you look fabulous today ☺️

[@brendanhulse7439]

Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

[@leonevermore4819]

His strategy is infectiously effective. Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

[@azam.rashid]

@@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

[@Kranioklast]

Excellent comment

[@Hopgola]

good comment

[@ultramarsfinest1536]

Remarkable

[@ItsDesm]

I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

[@Jackbusta]

You are an amazing person

[@jaydencohen7700]

Complement

[@SaneNoMore]

I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

[@Colonel_Overkill]

F

[@paulsilagi4783]

Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

[@ninjashot37]

I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

[@Road2Rally]

Well said sir!

[@666kingofhell5]

I love you :)

[@marquisdelafayette3333]

Would you like some Yorkshire Tea Gold ☕️

[@Slouchy-tw1rw]

you look very handsome

[@untreu56f7fhdr9]

@@marquisdelafayette3333 that's coffee and that is not good

[@JustinY.]

Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

[@TheDJayblue]

I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

[@DaroriDerEinzige]

Nice Comment!

[@MrBlazenstein]

What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@rob5795]

@@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

[@phoenixfront]

A complement

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@dandilion8049]

Well done

[@flameofphoenix5998]

Oh you beautiful sausage, you are worthy to be eventually ruled down to your thoughts by the english monarchy

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@astoshanstuerm9475]

Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy." Spiff: 2000 dollars Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

[@mangle9143]

This is a great comment

[@Bloodlyshiva]

2000 dollars when, though? Per week? Per month? One-off?

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

@@Bloodlyshiva one off

[@g.paudra8942]

Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

[@Skywarslord]

I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

[@ajojj]

@@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

[@Lore_Guytest]

A compliment

[@aintheidot9111]

23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

[@Samopesh]

Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

[@randomgamerperson4042]

i like your clothes

[@webcrawler8244]

I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

[@PsychOsmosis]

@@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

[@samvimes9510]

No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

[@workingdemofirsttime4838]

Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

[@UltimatelyEverything]

@@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

[@billrobert3226]

here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

[@parkerlreed]

Wonderful comment!

[@hairypinapple]

Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

[@mikestone6026]

I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

[@BoopTheSynth]

have a good day you fine gent

[@Didi_Meow_Records]

"Buy him out boys!"

[@marquisdelafayette3333]

What’s the name of the episode

[@ronorchid793]

Great observation would you like a cup of tea

[@ronorchid793]

Great observation would you like a cup of tea

[@austinblackburn8095]

This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

[@reyno5887]

Good comment

[@SaltedRoti]

here take a compliment

[@drshrimpportorico5751]

Very clever

[@mataka7895]

Nice comment

[@brittanyjohnston8575]

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

[@badvoodoo2097]

Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

[@JablecnyMliko]

I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

[@ThePandafriend]

Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it. Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds. And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways. My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction. Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@BrownwaterSquid]

@@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

[@deushamilton2607]

@@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

[@KatanaDen]

Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

[@Jackbusta]

Awesome

[@jrrootbeer6336]

Complement

[@lordcrimson8804]

@@jrrootbeer6336 gz

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@demonchilde6664]

The codex astartes supports this action

[@grihoriko8800]

I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

[@twaniboy11]

I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia. But I think you are beautiful anyway.

[@grihoriko8800]

@@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :) And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

Your mom is nice

[@thekingofming]

Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

[@kinokos8980]

We do as sir spiff demands

[@OzzyDaGoat15]

I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

[@TheNormalToast]

Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

[@pileoweirdness]

I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

[@notalostnumber8660]

Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

[@psyneur9182]

I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

[@brittanyjohnston8575]

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

[@Ubersupersloth]

“Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

[@thesilverspanch]

You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

[@timothybyrne9764]

Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

[@darkm007]

I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

[@A1phaz0ne]

Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

@@A1phaz0ne Did you...DID YOU SAY COFFEE!?!?!? HERESY!!!

[@ArthurLorente]

I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels 10/10

[@chaserowe6439]

im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

[@ProtagonistVon]

It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

[@curtgavin7845]

I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

[@Unasinni]

A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

[@danishgoose13]

Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

[@krock2894]

This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

[@xamrucs74]

Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

[@krock2894]

@@xamrucs74 of course!

[@Nerd-Power]

“A win for civilized countries” Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@EzraColdsGarage]

That is a nice comment and I agree with it.

[@justinwiltner4375]

your comment was the funniest unfunny content, good job!

[@Gilhelmi]

I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite. This is a lovely community.

[@kahnu893]

I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

[@Gilhelmi]

@@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

[@missingnoo88]

Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@aaronfreeman8252]

No, you're lovely!

[@MisterTingles]

Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

[@phoenixfront]

A complement

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@gahmivolka]

you are beautiful

[@SuperLordPedro]

Would you like some tea?

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

You absolute potato of a human being Your choice what that means

[@jaxkommish]

"subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

[@ProtagonistVon]

Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

[@elmadicine]

saucy point you make sir, well said

[@inserisciunnome]

Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@beavaerobravo4360]

I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

[@bouncyy_p9180]

Nice observation fine gentlemen

[@GoofyGoober12345]

What a marvelous comment

[@None_NoneType]

You are sounding and looking absolutely amazing, have a great day Mr B!!

[@brittanyjohnston8575]

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

[@doctorno3912]

Hype, dreams and jpegs

[@Bggujh]

The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

[@alexmorrison3442]

You're an amazing person

[@user-ql6rq3ek4w]

No, you’re amazing

[@bluepegasus1322]

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

[@mhelm7842]

Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

[@intothegame9469]

I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

[@liosstainer5698]

Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@G2GameBro]

complement, ok!

[@SephirothRyu]

In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making). I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

[@MadnessIncVP]

So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

[@phraseology6858]

Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

[@ProtagonistVon]

Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

[@Merudiana-the-local-demoness]

As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

[@martinjrgensen8234]

Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

[@isadoracostahamsi163]

That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

[@Zelinkokitsune]

The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious. Use the flames to help brew more tea!

[@pure_potato]

A complement

[@Zelinkokitsune]

A complement for your complement

[@adammudd]

This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

[@petercook3706]

@@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

[@ailexx3377]

Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

[@mrj5256]

I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

[@stogucheme]

You have a nice username!

[@SuperVoodude]

Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

[@adamlev9566]

You make incredible tea.

[@Whinterfell]

I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

[@thebestuser9765]

As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

[@nicolasyoung8241]

I compliment you

[@mycelia_ow]

@@nicolasyoung8241 Yes

[@nicolasyoung8241]

@@mycelia_ow yes

[@namelastname766]

You are a lovely person.

[@nicolasyoung8241]

@@namelastname766 who

[@skyford3663]

“100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

[@SwanADolphin]

A compliment

[@NerdyBernie66]

Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly. Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

[@09ddtt]

A compliment :)

[@Plasmuh987]

yes

[@blacksarlacc91]

Very nice comment. You did great.

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

Your hand is beautiful

[@giovanne2143]

Very good name indeed

[@HarleyMaebry]

29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

[@dingoes8mababy595]

😂😂 good one.

[@amperekelvin5789]

But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@tugzplays]

@@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@halodountsj7541]

"I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

[@phoenixfront]

A complement

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@JohnHummel502]

I love your comment. Please accept this latte as my thanks.

[@vincentbarwell5943]

I don't even think it is worth 8 thousand.

[@Cr1msonFir3]

As a registered user of Star Citizen I deeply appreciate the jabs at the development choices. Also think Spiff is secretly a backer 🤣

[@joe.beasley]

compliment

[@Grumplebumple]

I agree with this comment! Many compliments to you!

[@DR-7]

You're very pretty

[@doctorno3912]

Your tea is ready sir

[@maybe5824]

Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

[@carriehigh1879]

You look great today

[@thesologoldfish]

I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

[@janheinzel9013]

@@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

[@thevictor180]

would you like a cup of tea?

[@SpeedyGg55]

Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

[@NeahSheMaeve]

as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

[@parsleytaylor8361]

Would you like a cup of tea in this trying time?

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@sgtfluffy4262]

you sir are a good person

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

You absolute potato of a person Your choice what that means

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

You absolute potato of a person Your choice what that means

[@RealDids]

Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

[@gsjxbxbxhdhs5352]

Dids nice comment you lovely did

[@Dreadnought1867]

You have fabulous hair!

[@andymitchell2146]

Good effort on making a comment.

[@ansambel3170]

And 3d Ship assets are not a game

[@thekingofming]

Ansambel could I offer you a nice cup of tea?

[@gogokowai]

21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

[@miniminininja538]

You’re pfp is very nice

[@zKaltern]

Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

[@HHdrummer100]

A genuine compliment to you.

[@russelpattison4020]

@@HHdrummer100 well done to you what a lovely comment to a comment

[@OverdriveGamesAnime]

You're incredibly handsome

[@zKaltern]

What a strange thread...🤣

[@PointsofData]

Cool What's RSI

[@roticet]

What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

[@derkhan2205]

That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

[@datpudding5338]

How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

[@guillermomonroy7319]

Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@forgottensnecko4631]

replying because spiff told me too you wonderful person

[@OfficiallyR3levant]

I would like to congratulate CIG for running theirs in this fashion.

[@rintintim344]

I like the sound of your voice

[@Altair00rion]

@@rintintim344 me 2

[@Т1000-м1и]

Shoutout to this British man for supporting rising musicians with his organ business!

[@shak5628]

Good comment! Would you like some tea?

[@blackkaiser7757]

No one: Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

A proper take on a classic meme! Well done!

[@cin2110]

It isn’t an error spiff just slows down time itself 10x to develop more sites for trickstarter

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

His reflexes are that fast

[@overTVS]

Good comment bro. You are awesome

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

It's an imperial conversion.

[@kaballfs]

Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air. You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

[@phraseology6858]

Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

[@kaballfs]

@@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

U have big brain

[@johanneskivikangas8710]

It's not much and it isn't honest work.

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@alasdairsinclair916]

Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

[@D1machaerus]

Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

[@nympheanexus2006]

That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

[@wta1518]

At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

[@phroggu]

Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

[@stan5794]

We like 400 ping clearly

[@mattdunlop6056]

"Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

[@CatsMeow_]

Great comment!

[@-.-...---7]

@Bobe Bob Outstanding reply!

[@susamogus8331]

@@-.-...---7 Breathtaking comment!

[@DauntlessAdonis]

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@snarfymcsnarfface2323]

No Have a great day!

[@Frankenmuppet]

Nice 'stache!

[@indominusrex1652]

And not warm ice tea

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

"Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." Oh my. That one hits close to home for most people I think. lol

[@digitalnorth]

Here is your cup of tea you are a good gentleman

[@bigboi1988]

Hello there

[@hawkeye5955]

A certain former president, who is under investigation in multiple states, is most definitely made of loans.

[@Theorak]

I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

[@mathewbarnes4388]

Exactly

[@redstyle6492]

You look great today

[@ThePandafriend]

Kinda reminds me of the dotcom bubble my wonderful sir. I wish you a great day!

[@silverhawk2291]

Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

[@EJFreelancer]

Have a lovely cup of coffee!

[@peazeralus]

lololololol It's funny because it's gonna happen.

[@bofast]

...twice

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

E A _tm_

[@jaeusa160]

I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

[@jaeusa160]

@@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

[@SourCreamOnion_]

Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

[@davasg96]

The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

Good idea old chap!

[@benjaminbourdeleau5128]

actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@sirstupid5857]

This is the nicest comment section I have ever seen. My faith in humanity has been restored. Thank you British fellow.

[@ThijmenVlieg]

what an awesome comment! love it ❤️

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

7:51 "That's not even a product; no one would buy into that!" *Kickstarter's unofficial motto*

[@GabrielShitposting]

Yes _I am complimenting you so I may not suffer Spiff's wrath_

[@drago3732]

Have some tea my friend

[@Manitari_Nova]

I hope that you have a wonderful day fellow human.

[@jimmyc3030]

What a wonderful and accurate comment. I commend you good sir :D

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

I compliment thee

[@niall21]

Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

[@kimberlyvandiver6724]

That's funny. Good job

[@inserisciunnome]

You are AWESOME :D

[@thejekky_br5022]

You are a good person! :)

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@beastmaster5209]

I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

[@Johnnythat1dude]

That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

[@blacksarlacc91]

This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

[@smolwavingsnail9028]

Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

[@BadDayLp]

@@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time? All of you are wonderful sausages.

[@smolwavingsnail9028]

@@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

[@erdrick8670]

Is it crazy to anyone else that even with all his power, Spiff failed to make as much money as the actual Chris Roberts? By quite a margin too as spiff is down 400Mil before he catches up. Wild world we live in.

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

I must compliment your facts, they are factual

[@EricBurns1]

should've been "Dosney Minus"

[@worldglobe8891]

@@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

[@alop53O1]

Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

[@The_Dr_Fate]

ddosney minus

[@westleypierce2833]

Every time Spiff says "Twatch", it sounds like he edited that in after the original recording. Like those customizable audio books back in the day. "Then TWATCH threw the ball. 'Why did you throw the ball so hard, TWATCH?' Sally cried"

[@thesillysausage1105]

This is a complement, you can now pass on the happiness

[@SmorjaGrus]

Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars Me: Downloads skype for free on their website Stonks

[@pure_potato]

A complement

[@ultrablueberry2420]

*STONKS*

[@phoenixfront]

A complement

[@mrfreshginger379]

Nice hair bro 👍

[@DarkSword3125]

*Sells skype app on the internet* Pirat

[@gabebell924]

Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

[@Demonsmith42]

COMPLEMENT!!!!

[@KingMatthewXV]

Yes

[@edgemastermork2268]

I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

[@AntonRudenko852]

you're beautiful

[@TheGoebel]

Excellent comment!

[@HenryHarcsa]

Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

[@ThunderExpress]

Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP

[@movingparts6270]

*Spiff:* "A win for civilized countries around the world!" *Me, an American:* "He-- nah you're right."

[@SleepyPitou]

Love what you‘ve done with your hair, looks great

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

Your head is beautiful

[@firstname4097]

*liberian border conflict noises* (this is because liberia uses the U.S. Customary system too... :/

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@inserisciunnome]

You are American? What a Beutifull country! Say hi to It from me!

[@AsteroidWrangler]

Spiff, you're /slightly/ off on your server response times. But who needs to count when you have money?

[@jordanhowe1899]

Well noted you beautiful chap!

[@therealnoodledog6660]

I love you

[@CGamesPlay]

And those kooky Brits say metric is so easy.

[@Juno101]

@@CGamesPlay because it is

[@jasperonapple3955]

Bee 🐝happy

[@benaihara]

The saddest thing is that 4 years later Star Citizen is in the same state.

[@creedoflies]

I love that this is an actual real life strategy to make money. This is literally most tech startups.

[@aidananderson9695]

i'm proud of you for knowing that you are very smart

[@joelhaggis5054]

28:56 "We're up to level 90, which means we can have 1.7 Users"

[@cadenwright5170]

That’s epic

[@therealnoodledog6660]

Great comment!

[@urbanllama4208]

When can I expect to receive my custom personal spaceship?

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@seaweedstache1501]

Here’s a complement while you wait.

[@0DEADZERO]

I like your profile image. Looks neat.

[@urbanllama4208]

@@0DEADZERO thanks!

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@ardillasecreta]

I love the subtle hints...we all saw that coming when it was all a kick starter "product" with pretty pictures!

[@maartenofbelgium]

Well said, Sir!

[@lavaleader3455]

"The game default to Celsius" *shows UK flag* Sweden: Hol' up

[@Shadowlink4546]

You have a really cool profile picture

[@AlunBridges]

Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

[@Dalzombie]

I don't get it

[@minnumseerrund]

@@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

[@jqsm1neS]

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

[@machomanalexyt5736]

"Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." I couldn't come up with a more true statement if I tried.

[@Kirply]

May you be complimented my good man or woman

[@ShooterEXE]

Motivation package in every corporation: coupons, fruit mondays, integration party Spiff motivation package: 2,5k $ raise

[@AgentTasmania]

Pretty bloody motivating I'd say

[@Lyze]

This is so much the 90s-00 internet startup gold rush era.

[@prodigy1605]

Brilliant observation!

[@eagleeyes221]

spiff: "a win for civilized countries around the world" me in America: "hey, what's that supposed to mean" Also me: looks at todays news headlines, Oh.....

[@grosuvlad1055]

have a wonderful day, fellow viewer

[@alex2005z]

You are right

[@ellieblaber4243]

your comment will still be applicable and work for quite a while im betting

[@theemeralddragonyt9315]

this is a compliment

[@defensivekobra3873]

Nice self burn, very cool and comedic (what have they done now??)

[@strictlypubg1410]

I almost died when he sold that website twice THAT FAST haha. I just happened to be eating at the time and laughed and before you know it I couldn’t breathe 😂

[@user-cr1xn5yk7g]

U r amazing! have some tea.

[@bullie86]

Nice comment!

[@Sebal007]

Honestly, this is realistic. After all you're not selling the product, you're selling the Userdata tied to your product. Just like in real life: Buy the product, grab the user data, trash the product. The only error here is, imo, that users are atracted by Frontpage only. Or at least a good frontpage is too effective,

[@SaphDegatzlXl]

Thank you for this info!

[@aaronzylla4932]

3 years ago. love it. Star Citizen is great and the jokes are funny! S42 by spring sounds great

[@beammeupscott3032]

Agreed, may I offer a cup of tea to a fellow person of good taste?

[@aaronzylla4932]

@@beammeupscott3032 I'd rather coffee, but tea is acceptable :)

[@jacknephew1849]

This video is great but I'm really here for this wholesome, compliment filled comment section

[@WeirdDragonDTR]

And I hope You wholesome desires were successful, you wonderful person.

[@SaphDegatzlXl]

Same! Got lost scrolling through to see if anybody got missed, lol.

[@johngleeman8347]

I love that most of this game is Spiff eye-poking the big companies while swindling everyone from the comfort of his boiler room! X3

[@callumr1998]

Nice comment.

[@JiltedPecan]

wonderful comment

[@ash12181987]

Me, an Actual Star Citizen fan: *Standing applause*

[@vitalik38815]

Glad you understand, outstanding human being, keep on keeping on!

[@Johnnythat1dude]

This is a wonderful comment! You should be proud, I am proud of you!

[@mauriceelet6376]

me too. i have spend a couple hundred on SC. still enyoing a good pun about it.

[@janheinzel9013]

@@mauriceelet6376 Is it actually THAT bad? My friend wants me to buy it but I feel like it's paywalls that cost hundreds of dollars locked behind a paywall of minimally 45 dollars

[@mauriceelet6376]

@@janheinzel9013 if you want to play the ships now you can get most of them with a little grind. not permanent bc update resets. i did it early on as a support. the problem that i have with SC is, that now they market new ships hard. of course its in the lore and stuff but honestly they should not make a cool fime and work on the game in that time. you can enjoy SC with only the starter ship but i would invest around 80$ or so to get an avenger titan. you have good cargo in a medium fighter as a good starter ship. the bigger fighter have huge draw backs if you dont want to fight all the time. you can also look into things like a smal crew ship but i would grind that in the game. I got my carrack and a coulpe of smaler crafts that i like. but in no means you "need" to buy them. id rather spend the money then play hours on end if the game comes out in some shape or form.

[@geordonworley5618]

Thank you person that replied to this comment.

[@happypyromaniac8997]

And thank you, random citizen!

[@aaronkuzniewicz8908]

watching this while playing star citizen. my most meta move

[@Ludwig_Ahgren]

My compliments and a like for this comment

[@UrdustheAwful]

Just logged off Star Citizen. I think a certain walking British stereotype is a little salty.

[@agonyaunt6325]

@@UrdustheAwful would you like a nice cup of tea?

[@janheinzel9013]

Is it a good game or just paywall behind paywall? A friend wants me to buy it

[@UrdustheAwful]

@@janheinzel9013 you have to buy the game once to play it, and everything else is easily earnable in-game. It's very immersive and lots of fun. That said, it's an alpha and buggy as hell.

[@LoDawn]

British : yorkshire tea. Me : Home made tea. British : Wait, that's illegal

[@zyrax4450]

Very nice comment!

[@therealnoodledog6660]

You are one sexy person

[@2007Shockwave]

At least it isn't coffee. *Said while holding a coffee cup*

[@Perzyn]

British Empire would like to know your location.

[@marianoclerici3986]

If you're from Yorkshire it could technically be legal, and that's the best form of legal.

[@lucabaker5563]

When you realise he put in as much effort for his page than Todd Howard did for skyrim

[@matthewberryman6609]

You sir are a remarkable human being.

[@dylanbourdon2185]

@@matthewberryman6609 Thanks for sharing!

[@yaboi7239]

compliment

[@mycelia_ow]

@@yaboi7239 Yes

[@danielhomant2832]

That moment when Spiff becomes Raid, Shadow Legends. Email for free.

[@Joe_did_it]

What a fabulously lovely comment

[@dogebertduck2832]

Who needs Star Citizen? *laughs in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey*

[@platypus6810]

You are truly correct dear wonderful tea-drinking citizen

[@hackergaming6372]

I should play that game more.

[@danestrenton]

I love ED but it is such a slog, is Odyssey any good? I know you can leave ships but why? What do you do off the ship? Look at it? Did they expand on the illegal activities you can do? Are there ruins you can explore?

[@loooongstory]

5/9/21 the glitch still works lmao. Thanks for this I am now Bill gates

[@baappletheapple1885]

You can keep going even when the world is against you!

[@darkmage07070777]

I sense that our intrepid Brit is looking to break into salt mining XD

[@xImaginereal]

hey, i hope you’re having a great day!

[@therealnoodledog6660]

You are fantastic, good sir.

[@CaaaaamOnYT]

Oh shit I’ve just realised you could macro the sell company buttons for big bucks

[@Nojnoj]

I have never seen someone as cool as you