Stay Strong King: How Long Do You Last?

[@stevie_emerson]

best way to support production - check out the bloopers, scripts, and behind the scenes on patreon 💪

[@tanzeelhunny5639]

I m sorry its hilarious

[@BenQotsa]

who is this?

[@tanzeelhunny5639]

Tunzeel from Karachi Pakistan

[@javiernunez8947]

Now we need a video of the Friday night at 7 where he double booked it with like all of the people he asked out in the stay strong king videos

[@313FLASH]

make another series

[@JustinRabackoff]

“Why do you need that information?” Gets me every time.

[@BianicEpicVideos]

Exactly. Same formula but damn it what a great formula it is...

[@MajorHomeless]

" “Why do you need that information?” Gets me every time." Gets me every time.

[@theanalyticalrevolutionary3415]

"I'm sorry?"

[@terminaterjohn]

if the formula works

[@MartinisnOlives]

Same! 😂

[@LANGI902]

This man better be careful he doesn't double book himself Friday night at 7 😂

[@nonamer29]

@LANG1902: With his track record he'll be free.

[@Krish32332]

From what I counted it’s atleast 3 potential dates on a Friday night 😂😂

[@tomato2517]

He doesn’t ever have to be worry about that😂

[@mod2]

Always quadruple book to make your golf, car, powerlifting, and medical dates fight for the cherry on the top

[@KINGVONFRM063]

💀

[@SanjeevKumar-hd7mq]

"Can I be honest with you?" cracks me up all the time 😂😂😂😂

[@b34rcr4ft]

Honesty is all I want

[@jognfong8557]

same energy as "not be (something), but ..." and then proceeds to be that 😂

[@noctisocculta4820]

@@jognfong8557 and "I have Black/gay friends, so I don't mean _all_ of _them!"_ lol

[@ZDY66666]

I will forever watch the same jokes but under different context from Stevie for the rest of my life

[@terminaterjohn]

same

[@timurradman3999]

@@terminaterjohn Sign me in

[@superman9772]

so true... he's made this his trademark... and it works every time

[@iamthoys]

Until he suddenly puts in a plot twist

[@neppe4047]

@@iamthoyspeople will go crazy lol

[@tryingtodogood]

127 hours of inception (3 layers) comes to 57.15 seconds. Kudos on the accurate calculation.😂😂

[@schoki1446]

It‘s in reference to the movie „127 hours“ about the climber, he even says something about hiking right after. The inception thing is coincidental

[@orchestraoverseer9426]

@@schoki1446 this is still peak writing regardless

[@Daniel-Weaver]

57 seconds? Are you Superman?

[@izhamsham843]

​@@Daniel-WeaverI know, right? Why he's running a marathon? Making us Olympic level sprint timers look bad 😤

[@lethargic.]

​@@schoki14461:42 ?

[@JoeVirella]

I love that when Stevie asks “Why do you need that information?” It’s followed by a perfectly valid reason.

[@funnyvids8119]

That "I am sorry" always gets me 🤣

[@tomstiel7576]

saw it coming

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

It's, "I'm sorry?".

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

@@gamingturt More, and higher quality, in a typical month than you've had in your whole life. LOL

[@robbytherobot1]

"minute man mikey" 🤣 You know a nickname is coming and it never disappoints

[@tomato2517]

I was waiting for the dude who comes in and exposes him at the end😂😂

[@ScarFlame]

Steve is a 5 pump chump.....lol

[@taliesinmusic]

the "I love you, bye" gets me every time!

[@anothergenericgamer_]

“I’m sorry” something so simple but it makes me laugh so much 😂

[@Liriq]

I'm sorry

[@johnsimon810]

Killing it with the script twists - great piece - not overplayed or too long - timing is perfect. Thank you.

[@Houlgravely]

He will break the curse at last if he pushes for Friday at 8 instead of 7. 😁

[@macsifg2]

the “im sorry” and the “why do you need that information” will always kill me 💀 😂😂

[@daemon2880]

The long delay to answer, then shift of head position proceeded by the famous: 'I'm sorry?'....Is what gets me everytime 😂

[@chance7108]

Alright, here’s what we know about Steve: He’s sorry He asks why they need that information He tells bunch of random things He’s worried that if he tells the truth they’ll not go out without him The plot twists are just the best part😂

[@marcp.1752]

...and this doesn't happen for the #1 time here. 😂

[@alonsogonzalez6700]

He speaks on the phone pretending to be friends with a guy who is expert in the talking subject

[@Idunnoanymo]

He can always perform a thematic song relevant to the subject!

[@jg7731]

I love Stevie but I think this skit has been beaten to death already!

[@StratoHari2]

He is free Fridays night at 7

[@veetour]

I already know the formula, but it's great to see all the scenarios you can do.

[@leechrec]

She's a great actress. Her facial expressions are on point.

[@jcb3393]

yes... the face is what everyone is looking at... (I know that is by design)

[@JimmyMon666]

@@jcb3393 Yeah she has a beautiful neck. Graceful.

[@michealbadmus2146]

The fact that we are quite familiar with the plot and still builds our anticipations of the outcome. He is good.

[@joguestin]

there's always a person who interrupts him as he's about to finally answer, and each and every time, i don't expect that interruption!

[@somtirtha.m]

0:58 I'm sorry? 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah right rofl

[@jhriscenkins1195]

the long pause before the "I'm sorry" kills me every time

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

1:57 he never said which Johnny, she pulled Johnny sins out of absolute nowhere

[@anjonlee]

😂😂😂 I'm actually wondering that

[@uriahdowell4851]

The Office reference of Michael Scott tenure minutes is just pure love from us Office Fans, thanks Stevie!

[@generals_n00b19]

I am so glad someone else noticed that!

[@ItssFootball]

​@@generals_n00b19 same! Was searching for a comment on this hahah

[@loganpeck5084]

That's from the musical Rent. The Office workers used the song and changed the minute number for Michael Scott's career.

[@YnotGoodVibez]

They would actually run out of film before I could finish. LMFAO! Great Shit!

[@aneurysmfun]

You know, I watch these sketches and they're so funny, well casted, well acted, ect....BUT am I the only one who really hopes they get drinks friday?😂😂😂

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

I think it's safe to say that Stevie's plowing all these actresses in his sketches. That's probably how they get casted in the first place.

[@suecli8131]

​@@Cosmo-KramerI think he has the looks and personality to plow them regardless of wether they get casted or not

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

@@suecli8131I think what you're trying to say is that given Stevie's looks and personality, he'd still be able to plow chicks this hot if he was just a regular joe, and had nothing to offer them career-wise. Well, maybe. Depends on his height. I have a feeling he's like 5'7, and that's a dealbreaker for a lot of hot chicks who have their pick of guys. Even girls who themselves are short, like 5'2, it can be a dealbreaker because she doesn't want to be the same height as a guy when she's in heels.

[@user-wx4nv8xr3d]

@@Cosmo-Kramerand then there’s the issue of penis size

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

@@user-wx4nv8xr3d That'll help a guy keep a girl, but not really get a date with her in the first place.

[@Brandtphenom]

The way he throws in “127 hours” cracked me up even more. Such a great skit

[@MrCenanuff]

"525,600 minutes" fuckin killed me lol

[@luke8003]

I'm a simple man, I see my boy Stevie has uploaded I watch it

[@justinjones110]

when he started singing🤣🤣🤣

[@dushanedavis9027]

"U can put awhile" I'm dying 😂

[@bl_official_]

"Represents an entire nation"😂🖤

[@isaiasantoniolirianomadera4390]

"I'm sorry" is always the best part .

[@AlexLee-dc2vb]

"I love you" had me screaming in tears on the floor I just subscribed

[@rakmo]

This is by far the best one! Both characters were spot on!

[@tsp8855]

at least his dopamine level is healthy

[@esdev92]

This premise will never get old

[@HaveFun2002_]

Why Stevie is the Best: - I am sorry - Why you need that information - Can I be honest with you

[@vibhasa5900]

Now comes the plot twist at the end. The blank space..

[@RobertPatus]

60 second is quite impressive, nothing to be ashamed of, by the time I drop my pants I'm already done

[@Sickness2310]

For me it’s throwing in “I love you” every time at the end before running out 😂

[@kaushikdas47]

"Still drinks Friday at 7". 😅 Come on now, we need a compilation.

[@ThePakman90]

The doctor was smooth asf with those lines

[@lad4694]

Steveie out here teaching his followers breath exercises. I be holding it in till the epic line.😂😂❤

[@dirty_mayor]

I love these. The I'm sorry gets me everytime.😂

[@EricPudalov]

Stevie, I discovered your channel and all the associated ones by complete accident, and you're one of the best things I've ever seen on KZbin. Keep up the amazing work 👏

[@AlekleahZ]

Bro will never get those drinks Friday at 7

[@mthathephakathi]

😂😂 I think Stevie should suggest drinks at 9pm on a Friday cause 7pm is clearly what keeps causing these dates to unravel.

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

2:14 - "look, this is taking a lot longer than it has to" - clean play on the context

[@SambitSahoo]

For my man, Stevie. For the algo!

[@asiaforlife]

Minuteman took me off guard 😂

[@hfaceyjr]

I am going to need some merch with "I'm sorry?" with the face! 🤣🤣🤣

[@usern90210]

Acting was supreme on this one 😮 the tension was real and the suspense was killing me

[@realgator]

I started thinking he is finding these girls from clubs and bars

[@Jaynyina]

I'm always waiting for the "Friday night at 7" line. Love it 🤣🤣

[@charlie8458]

I respect the endless supply of babes you hire for this show. Godamn

[@ninja4O5]

Minute-man-Mikey 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarkHogan994]

It's funny cause I never actually know how long you "should" last. Like a lot of stuff online makes it seem like you need to be able to go 20 to 40 min non stop but in reality I'm pretty sure that's not really possible for like 99.9% of guys. And if you're doing proper foreplay beforehand your girl shouldn't even need that long (assuming she can orgasm from penetration at all). In my experience a 5 to 10 minute session is already pretty good, if the foreplay and build up has been done right.

[@MrJahka]

Ten minutes of actual fucking is a long time. Around 5 minutes is about right.

[@gl1tch923]

The usual "I'm sorry?" just makes my day Man watching some of those big channels out there, i get the feeling that Stevie is going to be really big one day once his Content really gets Discovered, this channel is legendary 🤣

[@mightyflamelord]

I like how he randomly inserts musical theatre pieces in his skits 😂

[@qwertyuiop.]

Every skit has the same formula: 1. Starts flirting 2. A sensitive question is asked 3. Avoids answering (talking over others, calling friends, etc) 4. Can I he honest with you? 5. Someone walks in and just blurts out the information he was trying not to reveal the whole time.

[@adamlewis5765]

...I'm sorry?

[@prod.mohomid]

classic formula never fails

[@Ag47-Bullet]

If it ain't broke... You know what follows

[@SeanChukwuezi]

And the person asked stevie the question gets passed at his shannigusns 😅

[@iTransfiguration]

The Friday night.... at 7? always gets me

[@ritviktanwer]

That office reference 😂😂😂

[@doriancaillaud4500]

I fucking knew he was going to call either Johnny Sins or Ron Jeremy hahaha Priceless ! Thank you Stevie !

[@jjrank7144]

Every time him look at her and say I beg u pardon 😂

[@DCR_RANG]

I love how these two are almost shouting the whole time and the guys in the background don’t even notice them haha

[@sacredsoliloquypod]

The I'm sorry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheporestrepo]

JOHNNY, yeah man “ deep breaths” LOL, this dude knows things😭😭😭😂😂

[@drshepherd6567]

the "I love you" had me! LMAO

[@seandillon3340]

You REALLY squeezed the last drop from this script idea LOL

[@stinkyray5372]

Iam sorry?😂😂😂😂 never gets old

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

Bro was even taking a phone call 😂

[@jamirimaj6880]

What's with "Friday nights at 7" that he always uses it in skits? haha

[@chadashley2026]

“He’s a really sweet guy, but he’s quick.”

[@iblockthxt4433]

Stevie got real Rizz forever at that point

[@ADBorrego]

Stevie's the BEST!

[@6Twisted]

The random "I love you" 🤣

[@BT-ns4xl]

Him referencing Harry Potter and Inception, my two absolute favorite things. Only reinforces this being my favorite channel forever.

[@nairocamilo]

"I'm not putting in the Harry Potter franchise as a number." That has got to be in a list of unexpected phrases

[@pageperpage]

Dude started singing rent, seasons of love 😂

[@SimplyWaffleOfficial]

I liked how he sneaked that "love you..." at the end

[@nickvlahos7072]

Following up the name drop of Johnny Sins with the main score from Rent… You win Stevie

[@7xshadowxerox7]

Damn Steve can last 60 seconds but I can barely last 10 😭

[@jtravelz8197]

with or without the pill? 😀😃

[@7xshadowxerox7]

@@jtravelz8197 I don’t wanna talk about it 🥲

[@tommymaddox6785]

Hours?

[@MaximumPrime]

More like 60 million years

[@thatmidnightlife]

The best production team out there

[@santiagoochoa354]

This literally gives the same vibes as the bench press video

[@martykaspik]

"Why do you need that information?" straight to the t shirts!!!

[@cheporestrepo]

“Im sorry”? 💀😭 always get me

[@Cole_Owens]

"That's a sign of really healthy dopamine levels"

[@canam2436]

To be fair, that is a tough question

[@french_toast223]

The "im sorry?" Is the best part of these videos

[@jh230377]

Boy he’s quick. LMAO 😂😂😂

[@C.Malefac]

Slipping in "127 Hours" like that was brilliant 😂

[@tommymaddox6785]

How can someone make literally the same plot every single week and it doesnt get old

[@NaudVanDalen]

It took him longer to tell her how long he lasts than how long he lasts.

[@stever23]

"Boy is QUICK." Those eyebrows I'm dyin

[@kylecurryyt]

525,600 minutes! 🤣 😂😂😂

[@ib_ra7im]

Its the " i am SORRY" for me everytime😂

[@steivene2hot915]

When he sang "500 50 thousand mins" reminds of that episode from The Office US!

[@nathandomke2721]

"Basically by the time Harry is officially a real wizard.....at that point I'm pretty much warmed up."

[@user-ti2xi9bd4u]

the "i'm sorry", you know its coming