Steamed Hams but Chalmers is quicker on the uptake

Skinner's excuses aren't flying this time. I don't normally post memes on this channel but this was a fun editing excercise, though I could have done a lot better if I had the dedication. Also Skinner tries a bit harder to keep his story straight.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Me: "Wow! This video has exploded in popularity in the past week, hitting over 3,000 views per day now, but I'd really love to draw your attention to the rest of my channel. I make original short films and have done one feature length, as well as videos about filmmaking and have recently started doing some video essays, now working on one about Game of Thrones and have almost finished another short film called 'Paranoia'. If any of the above topics sound interesting to you, I'd love if you could have a look at my channel (the main page is neatly divided into categories for you) and maybe subscribe to see the future content I've got coming out, which I'm working on making more frequent and better than what I've ever done before." Everyone: "Just steam the damn hams!"

[@1x5x7]

Damn we are late

[@justaprinny9940]

Sadly jist memes work I was thinking in steam hams but chalmers is the one who lies

[@bigdummy3443]

This meme will never die

[@brandonyouth5241]

U have an awesome channel here my guy. Keep up the good work. Here's my subscription, good sir

[@DysnomiaFilms]

@@brandonyouth5241 Thanks so much!

[@bigfatcarp93]

I love how much creativity "Steamed Hams" has brought out of people.

[@StrangeQuark]

ppl used to poop all kinds of stuff not 1 clip

[@Ausfaq]

its good writing... usual story lines should do this.

[@official_rown]

2nd Longest Video Meme in existence?

[@nuggies48]

@@StrangeQuark The restriction of the one clip squeezes every ounce of creativity from creators, people still make good edits. Look up "liver and onion Simpsons"

[@nunyabusiness7858]

@@nuggies48 steamed hams but it's basket case by green day blew me away.

[@G0ATFAC3]

Steamed Hams, but it's on hard mode.

[@johngoodman5976]

G0ATFAC3 Try expert mode where he already knows, so you must avoid him altogether as to not get fired until you find an explanation.

[@gravitybreaker1]

@@johngoodman5976 just don't answer the door and stay in the living room lmao

[@kirbycreep]

@@gravitybreaker1 Chalmers: *breaks the door*

[@Puppyjuan_1970]

"Well, I made it, and i must say: YOU'RE FIRED!"

[@Whatever-pb2dy]

@@Puppyjuan_1970 savestates

[@ZeldaOdelta]

"They're Krusty Burgers, Seymour." I love how done he is

[@stanleybochenek1862]

yea

[@jackkemp7256]

Superintendent: "You call 'grilled' 'steamed'?" Seymour: "It's a regional dialect." Superintendent: "Then why was there steam coming out of your oven, Seymour?"

[@thejynxedlynx5570]

*Ace Attorney music starts playing*

[@gastonbell108]

....one thing I should....

[@faether1429]

@@gastonbell108 ...ya see, there's just one more thing I should add...

[@greenyhobunkr6774]

"That was a grill"

[@Zoinksu]

@Greenyho bunkr Oh no, it was a steam grill. New tech, came out recently... my mother bought it for me.

[@JoeH_sapporo]

Alternative title: Skinner and the Superintelligent.

[@natsumi_tunic]

you call grilled steamed

[@Cutejess2407]

I was gonna like this but you had 696 likes 😂

[@charlesharwood5705]

Skinner and a normal human being.

[@SalaciaYT]

Skin and the superintendent

[@c0zmozys]

i somehow read superintelligent az fucking neurodivergent i genuinely have no clue how

[@MadmanmadisonYT]

It's always hilarious when Chalmers goes back in the kitchen after Skinner leaves the house.

[@dylanhultman3922]

He has been caught in the act before he could make the act.

[@auroraSLAP]

Bonus points if Chalmers just leaves again without a word.

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@auroraSLAP And when he enters the door backwards 😂

[@anarchy_79]

Mmhrm..

[@speedracer2008]

I like how this version makes it seem like Chalmers is playing dumb when he asks Skinner questions, like if they're having steamed clams, because he's able to tell from Skinner's disappearance and the smell of the smoke coming from Skinner's oven that Skinner's bullshitting him.

[@dougtheghoul2845]

More importantly you don't cook steamed clams in the oven. You cook them on the stove

[@speedracer2008]

@@dougtheghoul2845 very true. Seymour didn’t think his lie through.

[@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top]

@@dougtheghoul2845It’s a regional recipe.

[@pancakeperson8905]

@@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

[@ShDynasty_Comma_To_The_Top]

@@pancakeperson8905 Uh, upstate New York?

[@benroddison]

I laughed too hard at you know these hamburgers are Krusty Burger.

[@joshpeterson7187]

That was my favorite part

[@anthonypena336]

OBVIOUSLY FIRE!!! Did you just call me a liar??!? *casually* no, I said obviously fire.

[@Zack_Attack_X]

Oh. That's much worse. *hiccup*

[@nathansultimatechannel9307]

Does that mean Skinner lost his job, or was he referring to the fire in the kitchen?

[@chezcake256]

Nathan's Ultimate Channel idk

[@chezcake256]

Tyler makes stuff Hey look, there’s me!

[@natsumi_tunic]

No, you're fired. oh-- thats way more worse- NOOOOOOOOOO

[@user-gy6fq3lu7q]

2:47 That one time when the main character in the movie says the movie title:

[@KINFIN123]

Steamed Hams... huh... Ending kills me every time

[@joeb7325]

I never noticed this until now but Superintendent Chalmers has a gift of making his burger that he just bit into grow back again.

[@SRBAnimate]

Infinite food glitch

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

Without even any editing either too

[@legendaryra3590]

Missed opportunity to end with "what an odd fellow" from Chalmers

[@Bluesit32]

Quicker on the uptake...stays in a burning house. Okay, sure.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

He's got time to walk out the door, he's not rushed.

[@CrizzyEyes]

I think it would have been very funny if he took the remaining hamburgers, bottle of wine and left, but unfortunately that wasn't animated in the original scene.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

@@DysnomiaFilmsWhat about Agnes?

[@juneguts]

Is anyone else suddenly getting recommended these again?

[@zSTALKn]

All because I wanted to watch my own meme again

[@ohnoitschris]

I haven't been able to escape them for about a year now

[@furbyguy]

I am. Not complaining though, Steamed hams is one of the best meme trends that's ever happened, IMO.

[@stardust_falls]

I know right

[@quikesuarez7299]

Just now

[@DysnomiaFilms]

You know, these hamburgers are Krusty Burger.

[@juliehudson3556]

DysnomiaFilms pin the comment I’m commenting in

[@DysnomiaFilms]

@@juliehudson3556 ..............No.

[@juliehudson3556]

I meant pin yours so that others could see it, but I forgot u already pinned another

[@ronalddg9369]

"Obviously fire" "Are you calling me a liar?" "No I said obviously fire" Was amazing, super creative!

[@TheLilacButterfly]

"You know these hamburgers are Krusty Burgers." I died. 😂

[@melonmode4128]

It still bothers me that Skinner didn't put out the fire in his oven. He could have easily said, "I am so sorry Superintendent Chalmers, but I seem to have burnt the ham I prepared for us, please forgive this mistake."

[@keefer3536]

Exactly

[@JMandJJ7797]

Or could say it was a grease fire from the "Steamed Hams"

[@zskr257]

"Skinner with his crazy explanations,"

[@tychopanda]

I always questioned why he couldn't have said that he browned them before steaming.

[@d0nnyr0n]

Or he could have said "Sorry, I have burnt the roast."

[@Valetravelgames]

2:11 i don't know why but the quick munching followed by "They're krusty burgers, Seymour." got me xD

[@legendgames128]

Luncheon 1: Chalmers is very unlikely to investigate anything and is generally unintelligent Luncheon 2: Standard Luncheon 3: Chalmers has a slightly higher probability of investigation and is slightly intelligent Luncheon 4: This Luncheon 5: Chalmers will do a lot of snooping and is smart Luncheon 6: Chalmers is very investigative and very smart and clever Luncheon 7: The custom luncheon experience where his ai can range from 0 to 20

[@Kribyking]

Five luncheons at skinner’s

[@mistertagnan]

“The way Chalmers’ AI works is every time you speak, a random number from 1-20 is rolled. If this value is less than or equal to Chalmers’ AI value, he will press you for information,call you out for lying, or investigate on his own. Should Chalmers manage to gather enough evidence of you lying, he will fire you on the spot - losing the luncheon. If you can get to the end of the luncheon before he becomes too suspicious, you will beat luncheon and move onto the next one. Additionally, his AI level will increase by 1 when he gets suspicious enough on luncheons 1-3, and by 3 on luncheons 4-6. Setting an AI level of 20 will cause him to question everything you say, and investigate everything. You must invite him in or he fires you on the spot. However, due to an oversight in the programming, his AI counts frames instead of time elapsed, so setting the FPS to 1 or 2 allows you to run down the luncheon timer with him outside, which results in you beating the luncheon.”

[@mistertagnan]

Did I really spend several minutes writing a parody of the FNAF 1 AI explanation, including the cheese strat to beat 4/20 mode for steamed hams? Yes. Yes I did

[@youisiaint]

Obviously smoke

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Did you just call me a liar?

[@loopzoop5508]

DysnomiaFilms no I said you're fired

[@LiamLLP]

No I said obviously fire

[@subscribetopewdiepie6914]

Steamed hams but Chalmers is a genius

[@AlmightySmorg]

2:37 That is the face of a man who has been called out on his bullshit

[@dougtheghoul2845]

If he was really quick on the uptake he would call out why he was cooking steamed clams in the oven instead of on the stovetop

[@John-jl4dl]

"I'm not going to put out the fire, or try to save Agnes, I'm just gonna look kind of disappointed in the fire for existing."

[@MagyarGaben]

2:11 - Krusty Burgers have the innate property to grow back parts if bitten down

[@leeroyjenkins6061]

"Obviously smoke."

[@heddalee]

Skinner really gets "grilled" in this timeline.

[@legendgames128]

This Skinner is a smarter one at times.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

He's being put on his toes more

[@legendgames128]

@@DysnomiaFilms Yeah true.

[@lalnablehector1285]

i fucking love that "no i said obviously fire" in the most deadpan voice xD

[@franklinfalco9069]

I wonder if Chalmers really believed Skinner or if he was just taking pity on him.

[@ChubbyRoseQuartz69]

One of the writers said that Chalmers is the only normal person in Springfield, aside from Frank Grimes. Difference between them is Grimes questioned too much of the illogical nature of Springfield and died whereas Chalmers knows not to ask questions and just really goes with the flow. He’s learned to not care because it’s more trouble then it’s worth.

[@erinhollow773]

The unimpressed monotone of "They are Krusty Burgers, Seymour" is my favorite part

[@DR---]

With how many times Chalmers has had this luncheon he was bound to catch on eventually.

[@dh9605]

1:52 Yes and you show me a whole burger despite the fact it was obviously bit.

[@Aluminum.K]

Even as the house burns Chalmers is still in awe at the ridiculous lie of "steamed hams"

[@bartallen6849]

Chalmers: takes a bite Also Chalmers: shows the hamburger and the meat doesn't have the bite mark

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

Animation error. Lol

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

When you have speech one hundred

[@AlpheccaMeridiana]

Great way to gain attention to your channel instead of clickbaiting

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Martin Tomík If this is sincere I agree haha. I made this out of love for the meme but I do also hope people have a look and maybe want to subscribe for the less memetic content I produce.

[@Toooooaaaaad]

@@DysnomiaFilms this sticks out like a sore thumb on youre channel lol

[@DysnomiaFilms]

@@Toooooaaaaad You may have a point... Though I have a few dumb/joke videos lol

[@TheRealGears]

"obviously fire" "did you just call me a liar?" I wasn't prepared for that new joke. heh.

[@ErinGoBragh07]

Did.... did Seymour just jump out the window?

[@technopathic7599]

*Y E S*

[@Mothlord03]

It was near the ground. He'll live

[@shadowgaming6660]

Steamed hams but it's popping up in my recommendations a year later.

[@shadowgaming6660]

And then 3 years later

[@mayhair]

try 5 years later

[@Mykenai]

Idfk why but this was so funny.

[@Red0991]

“They are Krusty Burgers, Seymour”

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

This is amazing. This truly is the scenario on hard mode.

[@mega_micro]

2:11 chalmers glitched out the text in the corner by eating

[@bragsaint7824]

Canonically the second loop, he already knows this but doesn't want to assume he's in a loop

[@cisinti]

Steamed Hams: Medium Difficulty

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Hard difficulty is possible, I can't even get past the window.

[@cisinti]

Mash the buttons. Maybe that will help.

[@legendgames128]

The hardest difficulty is harder than supreme calamitas! Seriously! I always get fired before I escape for krusty burgers!

[@cisinti]

Mash left and down, Making you roll through the floor then hold left. Making you go back to the house.

[@Pr0jectFM]

Hardest difficulty: Skinner's kitchen is on the second floor of the building

[@RyanGotReal]

"No. It's obviously fire." *staring* *runs away*

[@Ambipie]

"You called them steamed CLAMS." And it began to roll down the hill

[@unstoppableExodia]

I have decided to add this to the esteemed hams hall of fame. It is unique enough and funny enough on its own merits to justify a place there.

[@ismaelreyna5399]

Steamed hams? Meh... *burns to a crisp* Pretty seamless editing too if I might add!

[@Ornochestror]

*steamless

[@natalijadjokic7837]

Skinner just straight up leaves at the end *Odd fellow*

[@VannyBeumer]

Well chalmers was too distrusting because he was wrong at the end. That was aurora borealis

[@philospider]

He still has to accept it's an Albany thing. Albany's got its own way.

[@silas9673]

You call *grilled* steamed Y E S

[@crimsondynamo615]

Steamed Hams…myeh.

[@anikealamp9570]

This is no mere weak and flimsy hard mode... This is... S T E A M E D M O D E

[@superc.j]

Hey everybody, I'm embarking on an adventure across KZbin to watch every Steamed Hams post ever. Number of hams steamed: 18 Just gonna sit there where the house is on fire eh Chalmers? muuuh.

[@nameofthename]

make a playlist of them so i can watch them too

[@georgiykireev9678]

How did this adventure of yours go? Did you finish it, or did you give up? I want an update

[@fnln3011]

Chalmers just calmly sitting in a burning house because he's done with this shit

[@waffler-yz3gw]

the last portion of this video is absolutely golden, cannot express how much i love it

[@Vanta526]

“Hams is clams”

[@Aumber00]

I highly doubt anything I watch today will top this

[@Danny-yw5jx]

xD The fact that I've now seen this AND the Tasty Cools parody of it, has me so VERY happy with myself!

[@trugray1327]

Uh we watch this in its purity yet the lettuce is red

[@ncedwards1234]

Select Your Difficulty Chalmers is Sherlock Holmes Chalmers has a functioning brain

[@SoulCore413]

I love how this either implies that Chalmers didn’t have a brain to begin with, or that Sherlock is dumb.

[@-Rens01]

I love how he just jumped out the window

[@mlg8605]

“Steamed Hams but charmers is smarter then the average human.”

[@medien5148]

1:56 bitemarks disappeared

[@francis-gk8bn]

1:03 press x to doubt

[@Carlito998]

lol

[@harribo2005x]

You know these hamburgers are Krusty Burgers.

[@TurkeyTueky]

I just realized chalmers only bit the bun of the burger

[@autisticsponge8311]

He took a bite from the burger but as he moves it the burger becomes round again.

[@Shadowwolf-1337]

finally, a steamed hams meme video that's actually well edited

[@MiracleMachine-vrsalrt]

2:47 STEAMED HAMS....EH 🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@0ttimo]

Steamed Hams: The Telltale Series

[@mirrorblue100]

"Look!" It's Haley's Comet!"

[@music-channel69]

"did you just call me a fire"

[@danzai]

“Did you just call me a liar?” No, you’re fired” you should have also included the part from that source “oh, that’s much worse”

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Along with the hiccup.

[@ncedwards1234]

Chalmers: You called them steamed clams Skinner: *stammers* Skinner: I have a cold

[@stuartstuart9072]

so you hear hams as clams

[@gengarzilla1685]

Steamed Hams New Game +

[@ourhandsaretied]

The "Obviously fire" bit was really clever

[@thomasjames5757]

"I thought we were having steamed clams." "Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers." "You called them steamed clams."

[@TRJ2241987]

i laughed so hard when Chalmers went back into the kitchen

[@mathieuleader8601]

*AHH SUPER observant CHALMERS*

[@theomnihero8221]

Alternate Title: Steamed Hams, but Chalmers is a master chef.

[@PerpetualSheep]

The good ol' memes back in the recommended feed

[@caldercockatoo2234]

“Guinness world records | 9 days left”

[@madamoochi4405]

I just noticed when he took his first bite he only nibbled on the bread

[@yellowbrossproductions]

1:28 why does that make me laugh

[@HylerMusic]

I suppose it’s appropriate for the meme that the “roast” looks far more like a cured ham than an actual roast.

[@Andresitum]

Most used on this Meme = Did you just called me a Liar??

[@AmarilloMusicAB]

*sees house is on fire* *Goes back to sitting down*

[@Armentitron]

It always bugged me how quickly the roast caught fire, like he was away from the oven for 10 seconds, max

[@mho...]

that was just brutal to watch

[@CanadaPlayz48]

I like how skinner runs through the fire to escape

[@utubeaccount126]

Idk why I keep watching these but it’s always funny.

[@samnoble1654]

I want Chalmers grunt to be my ringtone

[@JZ5U]

"Y'know this hamburgers a Krusty burger." LMFAO straight to the point.

[@DrOctagonaduck2]

I love that this suggest if Chalmers had pressed Seymour just a LITTLE more then he would’ve crumbled lol. Also quicker on the uptake is the best way to describe that.

[@carskin1894]

Part of me wanted Chalmers to say something along the lines of "I saw you leave the kitchen, Seymour." 😂😂