Steamed Hams but it's Coach and Nick

[@readyorgormotti4714]

You know a Steamed Hams is good when it includes the firetruck for like 3 frames at the end.

[@MTG_55_03]

Oh shit it's Nia

[@tasertag7513]

Yes.

[@user-ff4pi9dc3g]

18 frames to be exact not 3

[@CerberusMalt]

Aww shit it's best girl with a good opinion yet again.

[@Hypnopotimus27]

Ready Or Gormotti from the simpsons hit and run no less

[@Regulith]

You get extreme bonus points for putting your own spin on the dialog using coherent sentences instead of mixing thousands of individual syllables together into a word-for-word mish-mash.

[@tostie3110]

Regulith Syllable mixing shouldn't be done unless it's a name and takes less than 3 different clips

[@Talz622]

Yeah, youtube poops that do that without pitch shifting certain parts to make it sound like one word are awful to listen to.

[@lapotato9140]

That level of wordsmithing is reserved for RandomAxe Micheal Rosen memes and nothing else got it

[@pillarmenn1936]

@@Talz622 pretty sure that's the point with youtube poops, they are supposed to be terrible

[@dylanj950]

coherent sentences >that's how i used to cook when i played college ball

[@Luimovie]

Whole thing is on fire. "Holy shit! We have a problem!" "Don't worry, that just New Orleans."

[@Homicide187.]

What! New Orleans Coach You Got The Whole City! To That Door Everything Trapped in One room Yeah!

[@Jinx_Birdy]

Luimovie Don’t worry, it’s just the Amazon

[@victorm152]

@@Jinx_Birdy that mad hurts, man 😢🌳🌴🌿🦎🦇🐒🐆⚘🌱🥀🌳🌴🍃🌿

[@PowerSkiff12]

well he could be right

[@aeronautisch]

Yeah we watched the video too

[@Keedisgay]

“Boiled cheeseburger?” “That is so depressing...”

[@WarmRepeat]

Sounds like Gordon

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@WarmRepeat let me guess hotel hell?

[@Somespideronline]

sophia watkins it’s from Half Life

[@hawkeye5955]

@@WarmRepeat : "Boiled cheeseburger? It's bland." - Gordon Ramsey

[@orange_apple2667]

@@Somespideronline probably Gordon Ramsay

[@ApertureMedic]

*What* *New Orleans* *Coach* *You have got* *The whole city* *Through that door* *Everything* *Trapped in one room?*

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

Naw girl, it’s just New Orrlens

[@ViktorLStahlecker]

Can I see?

[@swolie]

My complements to the creator.

[@NicoTheCinderace]

Yeah

[@coach533]

Guys, I got bad news. My house burned down.

[@DoctorLalve]

This is funnier than most shows they try to make on the TV.

[@BenelopeAlmendra]

Hey Doctor Lalve Give me mother 3 already i mean upload something

[@Kiritora321]

I couldn’t agree more Doctor Lalve

[@seibmoz]

Doctor Lalve that's the magic of coach. I don't even have to do much, just put his face in frame

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Doctor Lalve YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@russianuser5926]

Steamed.... Black people

[@doombug778]

Coach! The building is on fire! Nah girl, it's just *New Orleans.*

[@isaaclee3271]

WHAT!? NEW ORLEANS!? Coach, you've got, the whole city, through that door, everything trapped in one room?

[@connorlee3704]

Actually, that's the Amazon Rainforest.

[@waddupjd]

@@isaaclee3271 ya!

[@isaaclee3271]

@@waddupjd *confused pause* Can I see?

[@waddupjd]

@@isaaclee3271 SHIT NAH

[@grimgrinningghost8528]

"THAT'S HOW I USED TO ᶜᵒᵒᵏ WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL!"

[@kazmakazii]

cqueook

[@mackback319]

JESUS ARE YOU FROM HERE??

[@Super-Shafs]

@@mackback319 - nah, I'm from south of the borda

[@1stjesusgamesplushies900]

@@Super-Shafs Really? Never heard of them. Anybody else find this cheeseburger a little terrifying?

[@mr.mann.7519]

“Nuh-uh! If I was having a cookout, everybody on that stuff!”

[@CrashMaul]

I especially love how Nick almost trips when walking down the steps.

[@SkarletShadows]

underrated comment, i agree

[@jayraiden4954]

By god

[@patty1480]

Omg is that really u Crash Maul ?

[@GoesByGarden]

Crash Maul bruh, imagine if that was just a glitch in the animation XD but it could be part of the animation

[@zyxkon8235]

Crash Maul 2:42

[@Delak_Antoine]

This is my new favorite

[@retrooni]

You both are awesome

[@ColtComanche]

When’s Gordon?

[@SynthVoice]

My homeslice! I can't wait to see what happens next with Gorgeous Freeman!

[@SynthVoice]

Still, it's nice to know you're a man of culture as well-

[@grindor3279]

pipboy344 agreed

[@VensVids]

"The entire city of New Orleans" is possibly even funnier of a lie than aurora borealis

[@fatman12345678910100]

The way Nick says “the whole city” at 2:21 just perfectly captures this feeling of dread and hopelessness, like he’s entirely convinced in that moment that all of New Orleans has been held captive in Coach’s kitchen

[@TheAncardia]

With that look on his face, you can tell that he's screaming internally.

[@anonecki]

Given the shit Coach has been up to in Tasty Cools, I'm pretty sure he could realistically pull that off

[@aliensguy4291]

i always interpreted it as amazed wonder. like wouldn't you have a similarly wonderstruck reaction if someone claimed to have a whole city in their kitchen?

[@Degahen]

As someone from the NO area, I can confirm, it is.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

When Coach gets hungry, he gets HUNGRY.

[@FinnishGuy47]

"Coach, the building's on fire!" "Nah, girl, it's just New Orleans!"

[@scrubscrub4492]

To be honest, same thing a lot of times.

[@ne0space]

*"I'm from South of the Border"* *"Never heard of them"* This is perfect

[@DatSheep13]

I still can't believe the game had all the voice lines to create this masterpiece.

[@sheacorduroy5565]

Left 4 Dead 2 has an absolutely absurd amount of character dialogue. Rochelle has the least lines of every l4d2 character and she still has over 2,000. The L4D1 cast has considerably less, but even still the lowest is Bill with 1200. If you add all their lines up, there are over 11,000 unique voicelines in game.

[@stug3719]

@@sheacorduroy5565 I'd love to see a Bill/Francis combo or Bill/Zoey. Either way, I didn't realize there were so many voice lines between both games! That's amazing.

[@DylanoRevs]

Valve totally did this so that the community would make some interesting SFMs

[@carolinaarcamo1954]

I still can't believe the game had all the voice lines to create this masteripece.

[@carolinaarcamo1954]

Replies

[@benarchyuk837]

That ending has my crying *OH LORD NO*

[@unfunnylad1866]

BenArchy Uk are you gonna get it back?

[@benarchyuk837]

@@unfunnylad1866 get what back?

[@unfunnylad1866]

BenArchy Uk your crying

[@benarchyuk837]

@@unfunnylad1866 ive just realised what you meant XD

[@unfunnylad1866]

@BenArchy Uk lol

[@papayer]

that 'OH LORD NO' at the very end puts my sides in orbit

[@nateseed2858]

faye it’s the cheese on my boiled burgers

[@gregorydh4943]

Not the firetruck at the end?

[@Mazaroth]

Ikr, my sides achieved escape velocity too.

[@GenerationWest]

That "OH LORD NO!" was just the cherry on top of this work of art.

[@Brandonheat8]

This^ a thousand times this

[@TippyHippy]

Best fucking part

[@TimberJackEB]

Just goes to show that he cares; just not enough.

[@Tomb-bz6tp]

GenerationWest I kept the laughs in up until that moment. Then I died.

[@berrych3wy]

True

[@ReconHunter101]

As someone who lives in Louisiana, That New Orleans gag is more accurate than I'd like it to be.

[@LightningLion]

Don't worry. The fire will get flooded out in summer.

[@ReconHunter101]

LightningLion And Winter. And Spring. And Fall. And basically any time the weather looks at us funny.

[@jerkface7977]

Especially right now during Mardi Gras season

[@papajohnscena8777]

I thought New Orleans was sinking, not burning

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Papa John's Cena during Carnival, it's both

[@ravenaussie3760]

I like how Coach takes off the apron he isn't even wearing.

[@capnlatenight5356]

That's a masterpiece detail. 0:30

[@ravenaussie3760]

@@capnlatenight5356 It really is.

[@Danganraptor]

I think it's modified a bit- he picks his ear instead.

[@capnlatenight5356]

@@Danganraptor I think you're right. I had to watch in x.25 speed. Sharp eyes you got.

[@IDHLEB]

"Look, what difference does it make?!"

[@flamingcroatan3739]

...You have got....the whole city...through that door...

[@aliensguy4291]

Everything trapped in one room!?

[@SeñorFajita]

Yep!

[@marcelocalazans6734]

Can i see?

[@SeñorFajita]

Shit nah!

[@marcelocalazans6734]

Couch the building is on fire

[@Xenunnaki]

I like how, of all the lines you were able to make work, there was no line at all relating to coach doing any sort of stretches or workout of any kind

[@Xenunnaki]

Yes, that's what I always say to my friends when they catch me with 1 leg out my window.

[@WGoodall]

*And of course, the milliseconds of a Fire truck*

[@laihela]

*New skill learned:* _Copy-paste popular comments to gain a few likes. (+22XP)_

[@shepheard16]

Authentic fire truck at the end!

[@themostthankfulegg9140]

Laihela what a coincidence that you have 22 likes

[@potsy5263]

@@themostthankfulegg9140 Not anymore, its 23 now >:]

[@fether835]

@@potsy5263 Not anymore it's at 29

[@hypergrad2254]

Notice how coach doesn't try to say he was exercising, ain't his style

[@problemtf2532]

this is beyond thinking

[@JohnnyCasey]

"Goddamnit, I knew I shoulda lost some weight!" --- Coach, being hanged on a ledge.

[@TrajGreekFire]

"He got me fair and square"

[@eyeblech2001]

"Nick i was just uhh, duhh....just grabbin pills over here, care to take them?"

[@herkko1960]

"You look like a man who knows a cheeseburger."

[@acidicali7776]

“Owns a cheeseburger”

[@DivineThug]

@@acidicali7776 its actually "knows a cheeseburger"

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

He sure does.

[@camelat7228]

positively

[@Super-Shafs]

Yes? Well Coach, why is this not boiled?

[@nobleluna3990]

"Naw girl, it's just New Orleans"

[@louiscz6784]

,,Coach !! You have got...the whole city...through that door !? Everything trapped in one room ?''

[@cloudunknown]

WHAT?!

[@cloudunknown]

NEW ORLEANS!!

[@cloudunknown]

COACH!

[@Venom-yh7vb]

YOU HAVE GOT

[@EEEdoman]

i fucking died when he said new orleans was in there, jesus christ almight this is pure gold

[@aarontheextraordinary1]

“Don’t worry that’s just New Orleans”🤣🤣

[@thebreadbringer]

I love how evil overlord coach heavily compressed and trapped the entirety of New Orleans with all its citizens in his kitchen

[@vintagememelord8168]

May I see it?

[@thebreadbringer]

...No.

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

And if the firetruck is any indication, *they gon' have an early flood season*

[@GermanPeter]

Always a 10/10 for me when they include the firetruck at the end.

[@AlfredJonathanKwak]

Interesting thing to like in the WHOLE GOD DAMN VIDEO...

[@AlfredJonathanKwak]

Btw I like your tf2 channel

[@dannypicacho]

Great taste in memes and games huh peter

[@comatox8782]

What the hell are you doing here?! GET BACK IN YOUR CIRCLE!!

[@vortexas-a-gamin]

Hey I remember you from the live strea- HEY I REMEMBER YOU, THAT KZbinR

[@BlessedTomato]

This ain't Boiled Nuts, this here is Boiled *Cheeseburger*

[@fatmatweedell7747]

Thinkable 420 “That’s what ai keep sayin’!”

[@BlessedTomato]

@@fatmatweedell7747 boiled cheeseburger? That is so depressing

[@firesauce9016]

@@BlessedTomato *This is how I used to **_C O O K_** when I played college ball!*

[@EEMMOsGaming]

JESUS ARE YOU FROM HERE

[@BlessedTomato]

Elilenk EdwardMMOs nah, I’m from south of the border!

[@FalkVonKrone]

"No girl, it's just New Orleans" seibmoz you're doing god's work, really, I think I speak for all of you'r fans when I say that we appreciate the work you put into these animations

[@coach533]

Der dasMann I really gotta figure out how this Seibmoz guy keeps getting in my house and recording me.

[@theaccountofalltime1]

"anybody else find this cheeseburger a little terrifying" -Nick

[@mr.mann.7519]

Nuh-uh! If I was having a cookout, everybody on that stuff!

[@tuckercarlson8743]

Your serious, aren’t ya!

[@mr.mann.7519]

Is this some kind of sick joke? This is Burger Tank!

[@tuckercarlson8743]

Hahahahaha! No, this here cheeseburger is mine, bitch!

[@mr.mann.7519]

I trust ya, you look like a man who knows a cheeseburger.

[@BurnoMachinimas]

That moment when this Garry’s Mod animation was animated beyond better than that one SFM version lol

[@RaxoFilms]

sfm is soulless

[@CJojo_13_]

Raxo a lot of Gmod animators such as Dr. Face moved to SFM, with successful results. Blame the content creators, not the tools.

[@TheG_Boy]

Burno WAIT THAT WAS GMOD!?

[@LandyRShambles]

but this IS sfm :s

[@Rezuaq]

I'm not seeing anything about the video that makes it look like gmod? looks like SFM to me

[@bulkbogan2242]

1:24 THAT'S HOW I USED TO cook WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL!

[@Aflay1]

IM DYING

[@GoogleBot-fx3nn]

Bulk how are those mooskles?

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

I love how he's aware of how off it sounds so he just makes Coach's mouth droop when he says it.

[@squidyy2k]

"Probably some cushy Ivy League school"

[@Homicide187.]

Jesus are You from here!

[@chaenko]

Boiled cheeseburger? *That is so depressing*

[@maddog564]

THAT'S HOW I USED TO cook WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL

[@gravydaddy9603]

If you think about it, it's kind of true

[@hehitmeinthekneegur1551]

bread man if Gordon Ramsay could see it he would get pissed.

[@gravydaddy9603]

@@hehitmeinthekneegur1551 look at that! It's like a bison's penis! What is that shit?!

[@Simplypsychedelic]

@@hehitmeinthekneegur1551 He has, its in an episode of Hotel Hell, the owner had the hamburger meat boiled.

[@dcmurphy5157]

1:09 “Burger Tank to the rescue.”

[@Super-Shafs]

Good news: I got the *Cheeseburger* looks like it's time to eat

[@pastaytspaghetti2083]

What the he LL are the boiled nuts?!

[@pastaytspaghetti2083]

Where*

[@lizuca456]

Nah this ain't boiled nuts this here is boiled cheeseburger

[@drmmrptr]

thats what i keep sayin

[@opossuwu]

the "New Orleans" part got me, i think im dying

[@MadDawgEnt1]

opossuwu Its just New Orleans lmaoooo 😂😂😂

[@cuddlemari]

"Thanks, Coach, that was holy SHIT! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" "Don't worry, that's just New Orleans." "What?! NEW ORLEANS! You have got...the whole city...through that door...everything trapped in one room?" "Yeah!" "...Can I see?" "...SHIT, naw!"

[@opossuwu]

this is easily one of my favorite "steamed hams" memes.

[@unnamed715]

Nick: Can I see? Coach: ...Shit nah!

[@calmweaver27]

"Coach! The building's on fire!" "Nah girl, that's just New Orleans"

[@iraqiraqi5475]

I like how they use similar quotes instead of making Coach and Nick actually say what was said in the original.

[@MiorAkif]

Iraq Iraqi exactly

[@gelatinocyte6270]

That's the power of a true dank meme!

[@gelatinocyte6270]

Unlike those *predictable* ones

[@CJODell12]

The most original remix of the Steamed Hams meme I've ever seen.

[@Jellybean_Enthusiast]

"Boiled cheeseburger that is so depressing"

[@Super-Shafs]

*THAT'S HOW I USED TO* c o o k *WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL*

[@EnoughCactus]

Jesus, are you from here?

[@lavarockgaming12]

Naw I’m from the south of the border

[@thomastellechea1760]

Really? Never heard of 'em

[@lavarockgaming12]

I was having a cookout and everyone was on that *S H I T*

[@Cyranek]

this is a magnificent work of art

[@-Titann-]

Cyranek sure is

[@LindenLounsbury]

I guess You could call it, koala-ity content

[@skinnyzachfilms]

I dunno who you are... But your verified so "Hi!"

[@mumbus1180]

Naw girl, that just New Orleans.

[@cosmicoandromeda7195]

If Cyranek says that, it's because you achieved something waaay higher than you originally though so.

[@SpacemanFGC]

"That's just New Orleans." I can't catch my breath after hearing that!

[@Owiion]

I come back to this video for that part

[@michaellin4553]

pfp checks out

[@DunkleCheese]

pfp says it all

[@perrisavallon5170]

"You're messed up, but that was surprisingly good" My opinion on the video

[@cheezyfriez12]

So if Coach and Nick were having dinner, and Rochelle was upstairs, that means that Ellis was driving the fire truck!

[@deutschlipinoblazer3976]

Not sure but the truck glasses aren't transparent and low-poly model So in my opinion ellis maybe didn't added on the film

[@Bone8380]

"One time, my buddy Keith accidentally got a job as a firefighter and I had to cover for him on a weekend."

[@gutierrezfrancisco8854]

@@Bone8380 not now Ellis

[@kabumek]

@@deutschlipinoblazer3976 he appears briefly in the "coach and the nicholas" bit actually! in the shot where coach pulls a knife on nick. he's lying dead in the background. coach has killed and he will kill again.

[@D_YellowMadness]

Ellis: "Did I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith were firefighters? Third degree burns over 90% of Nick's body! Oh, you were there." Nick: "I hate you, Ellis."

[@YaBoiFindoy]

Am I the only one who legit thought this was just another redub of an overused meme, only to be caught off guard with surprisingly smooth lines that mimic the original? 10/10

[@GabelHUN]

Yup my thoughts exactly + my reaction to the video at 2:38 Even the firetruck at the end, absolutley 10/10

[@symposiummm]

no you're not alone-

[@Mike14264]

Yes, it feels like it's its own thing, it's amazing!

[@ItsAnH]

@@melonsickle3053 The original meme is Steamed Hams, and it's from the Simpsons.

[@roshangupta1403]

Nah, you're not the only one, but anyone else find this cheeseburger a little terrifying?

[@halberd5298]

THAT'S HOW I USED TO *c o o k* WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL

[@Chrim_]

Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy.

[@Pomlithe]

I’m not one of those New Orleans pansies. I could break a tank in two... with my bare hands!

[@oliverhilton6086]

*JESUS, ARE* you from here?

[@doctorbodacious2598]

Pomlithe Well we sure as hell didn't use guns!

[@yozzzeh]

Don't fuck with this Coach!

[@nanchoparty]

This is definitely the most inventive steamed hams spoof

[@therogueshadow7516]

“Holy shit! We have a problem!” “Don’t worry. That’s just New Orleans.” “Coach! The building’s on fire!” “Nah girl. It’s just New Orleans.” G o o d

[@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374]

you got the whole city through that door, everything trapped in one room.

[@NicoTheCinderace]

Yeah

[@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374]

Nicodapeek2 can I see?

[@nopenopenopesomuchnope4137]

...Shit no!

[@marioandloveyaplushmasters3374]

nopenopenope somuchnope coach! the building's on fire.

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

The house is on fire! Nah girl, it's just *N'ORLEANS*

[@thetarr2]

Nah girl, it's just January 2020 Australia.

[@zuko1569]

I miss these two and Left 4 Dead

[@GrandTonka]

and valve making single player games

[@Knights_of_the_Nine]

Left 4 dead 2 is still SUPER active

[@britmachine722]

I wouldn't say SUPER active, but people are at least still playing it

[@Grim_Pinata]

BritMachine If the Workshop community is any indication, then I'd say it definitely is still very popular. It probably has one of the best Workshops on Steam. You could spend dozens of hours just browsing all of the mods and add-ons.

[@prophetofgrunt2088]

Grim Piñata best workshops on steam? I think I’d give that to gmod, but left 4 dead’s workshop is still pretty good

[@HelixSquareTires]

What?! NEW ORLEANS?! Coach... You have got... The whole city... Through that door? Everything trapped in one room?

[@Hellfiredeath9000]

"Boiled cheeseburger? That is so depressing."

[@savin0279]

Deviouz "That's how I used to cook, when I played in collage"

[@A_Storyteller]

Played college ball*

[@NeonStreaks]

It kinda is XD

[@brickedmyphone1189]

That is so depressing alexa play desprescito

[@madsthomsen8106]

"Jesus! Are you FROM here?!"

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

*"Coach you are messed up* but that was surprisingly good" Sums up my reaction to this video

[@Gust2000]

Nice profile pic bro ;)

[@Cybersharky_]

Degenerate

[@slumjum90]

@@Cybersharky_ nah

[@shnkoo6302]

help help

[@daweevil4308]

I main pip 🗿🗿

[@governor_explosion]

Anyone who continues to make L4D and TF2 videos nowadays should be cherished, especially when they're as high quality as this one.

[@ZappahVideo]

Like a good translation of foreign-language media, it doesn't just take the source and directly translate it (sentence mixing), but instead finds similar, applicable idioms and turns-of-phrase. seibmoz managed to make the greatest Steamed Hams meme by being true to the spirit of it, not the "letter" of it. This is one of my all-time favorite KZbin videos. Thank you.

[@lenshibo]

best version of this meme. its a real shame youtube took so long to show it to me

[@droppedcroissant4291]

Right behind ya

[@gatolf009]

same

[@thowhy4964]

Fantastic profile picture

[@FockeWulfFW200]

This meme is eternal anyways. It gonna remain as a legacy from humankind or something like that

[@smileyflux]

agreed

[@AntagonistChan]

Somehow, New Orleans is even funnier than Aurora Borealis.

[@medinaalangabriel]

The fact that Nick remarks how absurd the whole idea is what makes it way funnier for me.

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

And the fact that New Orleans in the Left 4 Dead timeline is as burned and charred as the kitchen? It all makes sense.

[@kirinjojo8590]

More accurate too

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"Coach & the Nicholas" I like how Coach is the name and Nicholas is a noun.

[@skinnyzachfilms]

The Drunken Coward That is gold.

[@scorpius319]

The Drunken Coward Nicholas is a noun.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

It is, but moreso yet it is a name. And of the two names Coach is only a nickname based on his job, while Nicholas is the name of the man and you don't normally say "the Name".

[@scorpius319]

The Drunken Coward But you just did.

[@zonetropper]

Vinesaucer

[@Evanski]

The idea of masking the fire as New Orleans rather then The aura borealis makes it a thousand times funnier

[@kwerx]

*that is so depressing*

[@gachibass934]

AlbertDanniBoy alexa play despacito

[@TwinkieMouse]

That boiled cheeseburger is so depressing

[@goob_goob_gooby_goob]

kwerx my life in a nutshell

[@beypopphi7464]

THAT'S HOW I USED TO *cook* WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL

[@Super-Shafs]

@@beypopphi7464 - Jeez, are you from here?

[@QueenKaijuPixel]

One thing I will always love about l4d sentence mixing is that they're always needlessly shouting.

[@tostie3110]

ChimeraCorp I mean for sentencemixing, this was relatively seemless

[@coach533]

Well how else we gonna get the point across?

[@5persondude]

Yes, you call it boiled, despite the fact that you obviously *_deep-fried an entire goddamn cow_*

[@lancestryker]

1:45 is so underrated why do I never find a comment talking about: "This here cheeseburger is mine, *B I T C H* !"

[@FFXI_Addict]

I rewatched that bit 40 times like a dumb kid rewinding a VHS tape.

[@barsaf9989]

Fnny I found a comment about it as well as my thoughts exactly. No other comments, weird.

[@seibmoz]

All your kind comments are the fruits of my labour, thank you. Why not subscribe and send me more sweet comments on my other videos?

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

seibmoz Great job!

[@b-rock2337]

seibmoz this coach tooth is still missing did he get out of jail or is he from the future 0-0

[@swolie]

My compliments to the creator.

[@redjarman]

I'm already subscribed WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[@deadpoolsoldier8627]

This was great keep up the amazing work

[@halopro8958]

"Anyone else find this cheeseburger a little terrifying?" IM DEAD

[@pikminpro6692]

Boiled cheeseburger? That is so depressing. Best line

[@SmallGreenPlanetoid]

the level of animation detail on this is fantastic, everything from the ear flick to the jaw wiggle at 0:53. It just makes the whole thing even funnier.

[@BigBoo64]

“This is Burger Tank” “ahahahaha *NO* “ such intensity

[@DarkWolf608]

Hex Entertainment Bitch! *Terrifying smile*

[@mr.cuddlesworth3144]

Okay, who is that girl in your profile pic and where's she from? I'm seeing her everywhere and I'm getting terrified that you're one giant hive-mind.

[@BigBoo64]

Mr. Cuddlesworth Hex Maniac from Pokemon X and Y.

[@mr.cuddlesworth3144]

Hex Entertainment That was the most fastest reply I've ever witnessed in my entire life. I literally, no joke, just left to watch Steamed Hams but in Hotline Miami.

[@BigBoo64]

Mr. Cuddlesworth Well it appeared as a notification and I felt like spreading the good word of Best Girl

[@ryanennis3796]

At 0:35, Coach is missing a tooth. This therefore is canon to the tasty cools lore

[@coach533]

Ryan Ennis I was thinking of cooking Nick but then there would be no one to eat with. Except Rochelle. I swear I ate that woman ages ago.

[@coach533]

I’m not sure. Next time there’s a fire inside your house, just tell people it’s New Orleans.

[@simbachvazo6530]

Honestly I have to call this the best version of Steamed Hams I will ever see. It's just so wonderfully unique and original but not a complete off-the-rails recreation, it's true enough to the source but with a perfect deviance. Bravo, sir, bravo.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

*"THAT'S HOW I USED TO* cook *WHEN I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL!!!"*

[@joeyvenal7304]

*Boiled Cheeseburger? That is so depressing*

[@sixtocortescastaneda4169]

Jesus, are you from here?!

[@chesney7050]

Rhombulusღ naw. im from south of the border

[@sixtocortescastaneda4169]

Really? Never heard of ‘em. Anybody else find this cheeseburger a little terrifying?

[@dt1343]

if i was having a cookout, everybody on that shit!

[@drrapture1579]

A new masterpiece has come into existence. Edit: I find it funny that Coach actually dressed nice for this meet while Nick is wearing a filthy suit.

[@coach533]

Dr Rapture Your face is a masterpiece.

[@meatcrimes-42069]

I'm from *south of the border* "Really? Never heard of em"

[@aesthetical97]

Yes

[@herkko1960]

Yes

[@nkeias]

Yes

[@apexhivemind8948]

*Yes*

[@herkko1960]

*Y E S*

[@grimreaper6060]

I hope Zoey is okay. She is my favorite L4D character, after all.

[@benedictscheekbones6770]

"Don't worry- that's just New Orleans." Coach, 2018

[@blackrav3n659]

The voices are actually pretty well edited unlike most sfm's

[@Cybersharky_]

Gmod animation's*

[@NovaProspekt19]

​@Cybersharky_ since gmod uses source it's virtually indistinguishable with the way some people animate

[@Jothomas214]

2:11 - 2:16 I love of how Nick’s mood changes very quickly 😂😂😂😂

[@Retired21147]

Well Seibmoz you're an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good meme.

[@Mooselag]

You meme a good ham

[@joshuaskousen9864]

Dammit, line taken. XD.

[@ThirdBirdTurdthatIdiot]

Supermegaspidermoon steam a good meme?!?! that's my line!!! ok i know a lot of people have already made this line.

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

This is so smooth it hurts.

[@evelyngravatt3198]

It really is. Nice Channel Picture btw bro!

[@Kevbo2040]

"You are messed up, but that was surprisingly good!" I think this sums up the entire video, honestly. This may be the best Steamed Hams parody using Valve assets yet.

[@Strike86]

I can't believe how perfect this is. The fact that you used the characters' own dialogue to add their personality to this scene. This is high art.

[@alstinson]

"Look, what difference does it make?!" Like Skinner, Coach is too defensive of his lies.

[@harribo2005x]

"Well Coach, why is this not boiled?"

[@firestar1230]

Did anyone else notice he added his own part about nick slightly stumbling as he leaves? That attention to detail is very impressive considering

[@wilfur3077]

firestar1230 considering what?

[@AnomalousMats]

Naw, this ain't boiled nuts. This here is boiled cheeseburger. That's what I keep saying.

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

@@AnomalousMats Boiled cheeseburger? That's so depressing.

[@poodoodrilldick7757]

@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 Thats how I used to _cook_ when I played college ball

[@real_osaka_thebiteof87]

Me

[@mileslange5797]

Looks like we found out who's cooking tonight.

[@ThatAnnoyingBird]

That reference. I know it. You have my upvote.

[@jojojo5145]

*Oh dang, I got it too*

[@Koogai]

God the memories...

[@NoctisAxtonAurora]

Miles Lange If there was a squeal to that video I think this would be it XD!

[@Sandstorm366]

My man!

[@insert_name_here6593]

I don’t even know who these people are and I’m wheezing

[@queuedjar4578]

Coach and Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 if you need your curiosity satisfied.

[@InvaderWeezle]

@@queuedjar4578 Oh my god I'm such an idiot. I spent this whole time thinking that these were the New Girl characters Coach and Nick.

[@lora1002]

@@InvaderWeezle I’m glad someone cleared this up for me- I thought it was a weird dynamic to choose out of all of them.

[@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638]

@@InvaderWeezle 🤣 new girl 👍

[@Aeroshifter]

This is still the absolute best Steamed Hams iteration.

[@zaneheaston8254]

What about the Metal Gear Solid one

[@DrasticFox2004]

Aeroshifter True

[@Jothomas214]

Zane Heaston True and the Ace Attorney one is also true

[@Galvatron102]

Ghost Trick one rules

[@jeresjolly7224]

You used none of the original dialogue but it all fits in perfectly...amazing....

[@noelnoel3636]

the facial animation is just amazing

[@andrewponder3855]

"Poor food never stood a chance... but I ain't stupid neither, the Burger Tank is right across the street. We coulda already been there and back by now. He he he, don't think we got much choice in the matter." I love how the things they say are functional but counterintuitive, like they are not the words I'd expect real people to chose even though they still convey the intended meaning.

[@tcscomment]

all while still keeping the same Coach irony. this is so good

[@MRSEVILKANGROOEVILKO]

1:44 "Hahaha, no. This here cheeseburger is mine, BEITCH :D!

[@freddykrueger1699]

"I trust ya, you look like a man who knows a cheeseburger."

[@guilhermehank4938]

Freddy Krueger "Positivity!"

[@freddykrueger1699]

@@guilhermehank4938 "Yes, well coach, why is this not boiled?"

[@guilhermehank4938]

Freddy Krueger "...Look, what difference does it make? Shit"

[@pamikokitty]

WELL YOU FREE TO MAKE A NEW BURGER HERE IN THIS ROOM *NICK*

[@benclark567]

"that was surprisingly good" no snarky comment from me today. summed itself up pretty good

[@Calebfire10]

2:13 When you are having a conversation with an npc and their danger script kicks in

[@Jothomas214]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

Fallout 4 in a nutshell

[@wakingthegargoyle359]

“Don’t worry. That’s just New Orleans.”

[@wakingthegargoyle359]

What? New Orleans? Coach…you have got…the whole city? Everything trapped…in one room?

[@albertobellini98]

"Thanks Coach that was- *Never should have come here!* "

[@roland.w]

This is one of the most creative Steamed Hams parodies I've ever seen! New and unique dialogue, perfect sentence mixing, the works! Also bonus points for Burger Tank, just beautiful!

[@mariabobia69]

i like that you didn’t just splice the audio to recreate the original dialogue, and instead made a new dialogue using unedited clips which is actually way funnier because it fits with the characters and sounds more genuine

[@Medachod]

I'd love another version with the original dialogue, though.

[@reverendneko8512]

Honestly with the kind of quality here we would need to wait like 10 months for that

[@goodbyejeffery]

Anytime a woman tells me something is wrong I'm going to respond with "Naw girl, that's just New Orleans!"

[@mjtraeger_official]

_Coach! The building's on fire!_ *Naw, girl. That's just New Orleans.*

[@Super-Shafs]

well coach, you are messed up, but that was suprisingly good

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

Help! HELP!

[@renegator66]

OH LORD NO

[@Super-Shafs]

*Firetruck arrives*

[@Ikeamonkey12]

Read it right when it happend

[@TheCrippledEgg]

I love how Left 4 Dead came out like a decade ago but still lives in the hearts of memers.

[@AndreNg]

You even animated him taking off an apron when he's not wearing one? 10/10

[@seibmoz]

Andre Ng yo he picks his ear instead

[@Reznor1974]

You even had the half a second footage of the fire truck, absolutely perfect.

[@Razurus]

Holy hell, the face Coach makes at 1:24 with "College BALL?" is spot on. When even your own lie seems completely absurd to you. This is a treasure.