Steamed Hams But it's Dramatically Narrated

[@HogisGuy]

Close your eyes for enhanced experience.

[@namingisdifficult408]

HogisGuy interesting

[@rgill6231]

HogisGuy wow

[@theorisingmatrix_mouse8991]

I'm frightened by what I saw

[@bidoof367]

i did that and i forgot where i was

[@Ultra289]

Be blind for 2x better experience

[@HEWHOTAWNS]

So this is what the Simpsons would be like if it was an audio book

[@Burgerzaza]

Hot Sauce I'd buy it

[@HEWHOTAWNS]

The StoryBook Tree hella would but it

[@jaren4637]

This video is sponsored by Audible

[@VAzzo-wz5oh]

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[@CaptainWardi]

Hot Sauce I would purchase fastfood.. I mean audiobook of this excellent fellow.

[@HighSkiez]

Simpsons for the blind.

[@randomt_1468]

Celestar then you eat your tv. But obviously if you can read this you don't need to.

[@evaangrion4416]

Celestar Steamed Hams but it's visualized version

[@korvo3427]

I think the scene would work perfectly well for a blind person without a narrator since it is very dialouge driven.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@Celestar Someone can make a series of touchable sculptures and braille descriptions of each scene and display it for the deaf and blind people.

[@reintaler6355]

May I hear it?

[@IMCR8Z]

Previously, on Steamed Hams...

[@ccook1800]

The Shotgun Gamer Next time, on Steamed Hams...

[@kfchero2]

We now return to Steamed Hams

[@funnyguy6387]

We will return to Steamed Hams after this break

[@music-channel69]

Steamed Hams will be back after these subminimal messages. (BUY THESE PRODUCTS!)

[@draphking]

What if I took a Simpsons gag and heavily edited it for comedic purposes Delightfully devilish Seymour

[@JorgetePanete]

MrZurata you forgot the question mark

[@hayyanazam5854]

Uh

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

Steamed Hams: The Novelization

[@cheese4g]

Can we take a second to appreciate how perfect 2:29 is?

[@DeadFishYTP]

Cheese4G ...no

[@runawaycat4594]

DEADFISH, THE SYNCHRONIZATION IS PERFECT!!!

[@JTKatz07]

i just came buckets

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

And at "steamed a good ham"

[@aaronstark5060]

I don’t get it.

[@waffleless]

Steamed Hams: The Novella

[@wannyyydilliamsss]

waffleless Fifty Steams of Ham

[@namingisdifficult408]

wannyyydilliamsss Brilliant

[@JorgetePanete]

The Nutella*

[@radium6962]

50 Steams of Ham

[@bgrace94]

It's shitposts like this that reassure me that everything is gonna be okay

[@alexbaribeault]

bgrace94 Aw. If I was the creator of this video, this would be my favorite comment by far.

[@Laezar1]

Meanwhile 5years later the world is more on fire than seymour's house =p

[@VestinVestin]

@@Laezar1 No, Laezar, it's just the Northern Lights!

[@johnappleseed8369]

Now, write a 30,000 word essay on the Steamed Hams incident and it's cultural implications

[@elliottknifton8902]

30,000 words is nowhere near enough to describe the brilliance of Steamed Hams and its impact

[@Ttegegg]

@@creeperdailey2075nah. A KZbin essayist

[@seronymus]

I love how the narration is so well-synchronized. This is brilliant.

[@zoomspilo6798]

DeadFish, you're an odd fellow, but you meme a good ham.

[@organicrobot6425]

👍

[@yacobgugsa2524]

This program is presented in Described Video for the visually impaired

[@Azrael__]

I love all the moments when the narration matches the characters' words.

[@dafyddkeen4741]

Oh my gosh this is reminding me of the old VHS Train videos when I was young by what are you narrated with your lovely tone of voice.

[@Daniel_Nye]

What's to say Skinner was attempting to save his mother? Maybe he was packing his stuff to leave her to burn. Good lord, I have a dark mind

[@edwardspencer-small7021]

Well, as we all know she isn't actually his mother. He's probably felt a lot of passive aggressiveness towards her over the years with her constant nagging and put downs, exacerbated by the fact that she is of no relation to him. I wouldn't blame him if he just left.

[@twistedbus344]

This is by far the best one I have seen

[@riely94]

“Sounded unlikely” hahahahaa

[@Tyminator502]

Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.

[@DatSheep13]

Finally! I found it.

[@DumbassDoggie]

Thanks!

[@music-channel69]

Thanks. Glad to know my ears weren't working this video.

[@LENITYZONE]

Audio for the blind AND reading for the hearing impaired. The duality. 🤌🏽

[@emiliomurkmere]

Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.

[@AlyphRat]

Simpsons for Intellectuals

[@DingKosh]

*His roast was ruined.*

[@ThunderTHR]

You need to do more dramatic narrations, this is great.

[@soulsilversnorlax1336]

Skinner, and his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears more dramatic narration... There'll be trouble in town tonight!

[@far_away_rhys]

That narrating voice is amazing, I need more.

[@venrakdrake]

Is adam neely then narrator?

[@hotrodjmanofficial448]

He does sound a lot like him.

[@goonyougoodthing]

if it was adam neely the theme song would be replaced with the lick

[@MisterAppleEsq]

This video is actually a harmonic polyrhythm.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+kevs musicandstuff For 5 hours

[@goonyougoodthing]

+MeowTheRainbowX A-Dam Nee-lys Burnt Lun-Cheon

[@callumclogher3774]

Why is this so funny

[@JorgetePanete]

RedShamrock you forgot the question mark

[@rapconnoisseur957]

I honestly think this one is the best

[@corncrab]

The steamy parable.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Crap! Another reference that I get! Who are you people, and why are your viewing habits the same as mine?!

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

This is the story of a man named Seymour...

[@shadowzone2588]

Sounda like something you would hear in a criminal investigation show.

[@ThePolarBearProductions]

The new Simpsons Audiobook is amazing!

[@max-rdj9741]

Better than expected. Great narration!

[@UnusualPete]

Amazing! =D The best steamed hams edit ever!

[@michaelwhite6966]

This is slowly becoming my favorite meme

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

your voice is beautiful, please make more dramatically narrated memes

[@HFeyn]

Best one I've seen yet.

[@fredericksmith7942]

This is like the scene in a mystery movie or tv show when the detective is explaining the case after having just solved it.

[@matthiasbachetzky3085]

Thats also awesome when you think about, that you always need to talk but the video dont pause so you need a short but still detailed narration.

[@creepyguy9082]

This is the best Steamed Hams Meme video I have ever seen

[@llSuperSnivyll]

"Good lord, what is happening in there?" Superintendent Chalmers asked calmly.

[@cjg8763]

Hahahahaha. I made a similar joke on another steamed hams video just a few hours ago. Another meme that never gets old!

[@SaltyPeanut]

Your voice is perfect for anything Litterally anything.

[@rickrennyoneill]

All these steamed hams memes makes me really want a Krusty Burger hamburger

[@stephensnell1379]

That's never going to be ever possible as Krusty Burger is fictional

[@thatrandomguy2385]

when someone asks for you to read the police report on the steamed hams incident

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

*this is true art.*

[@aydntheoddguy9936]

I remember the first time I watched this scene, my mom couldn't stop laughing

[@maximus4765]

I hope someday that you make a narration in the style of a Dr Seuss book

[@DuelaDent52]

Indeed, what was happening in there? Let's find out what lay behind... the Scary Door.

[@beakedmonk3981]

This is very well done, legit. You could do audio books.

[@noahpen]

Steamed Hams but you're reading the script

[@HedgehogStudios1]

People are making jokes about this being good for blind people. Well I am, in fact, blind and this video was very enjoyable. Good job.

[@scroll_serpent]

this meme gets logarithmically better every week

[@helloworld1682]

I never knew how badly I needed this..

[@tonygunk8157]

This is amazing

[@plasmabanana8914]

I didn't knew before I needed this. Please tell me you do more of this stuff.

[@cosmicpopstar]

Skinner x Superintendent fanfiction?

[@IARESMART8]

You could easily pass this as a paper for creative writing class. At least a solid B.

[@horrorshtick6229]

His voice reminds me of the narrator from "Stand By Me".

[@syllogism2034]

I like how you say the quotes as the characters do.

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

ah Steamed Hams audio book, I'll listen to it

[@DHAdArchivez]

This needs to be on a radio

[@MKtheinstrumentalist]

Now get Keven Brighting to do it. "This is the story of a man named Seymour..."

[@mdudegamer]

Just one more thing would've made it perfect: if the ending was "and then a fire tru-"

[@Maniac4Bricks]

It sounds like the start of a court case of Skinner's mother vs Skinner for burning the house down.

[@ropeypossum3313]

Steamed Hams but it can be purchased on Amazon for Audible.

[@josephcarmelo9185]

This video is for the visually impaired

[@hotrodjmanofficial448]

I feel like this is essentially a build-up to a mindblowing theory or dark secret of The Simpsons.

[@psychotakudust6627]

Skinner didn't form a devilish plan... He formed a DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH plan!!!

[@drake52]

this feels like watching a movie with descriptive audio

[@wooflord]

Having your voiceover on its own would sound like a creepypasta reading

[@hudsonball4702]

If The Simpsons were books on tape, this is exactly how this part would go.

[@MortalAnonymous]

Aww. I was so disappointed this didn't end with a stinger just saying "...fire truck."

[@garyt.s.368]

I have actually been wondering what a version of the Simpsons where it was described in immense detail would be like. It’s just as amazing as I had hoped! I wish that it was an audio book or even a real book.

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Very well timed.

[@pedromesquita6647]

HOLY SHIT 2:30 IS PERFECT

[@boboesq3994]

steamed hams but its an audio book

[@kuntasor]

Why is this so good?

[@sourlemon360]

I think i have a theory about this meme. Seymours cooking was ruined and burnt a lot, which ripped time and space that led to other parallel universes. Skinner decided to go tell every universe that his roast was ruined, but failed and was stuck in a room of portals in a magical realm called KZbin. These portals led to the so called "videos" as the vision of that alternate universe. Since ripping time and space caused real Skinner to corrupt, he felt that he is more than one person. He turned into multiple persons. Which led to this plot twist that we, the viewers are all Skinners going trough different universes.

[@mr.krinkle952]

I just noticed when he held the burger to show him it was grilled the bite mark was gone

[@polrealfake]

This is a reenactment of Skinner violating US copyright laws as recorded by a cop show.

[@ohnoitschris]

2:40 Bravo for syncing your voice saying "Steamed a good ham" with Supernintendo Chalmers

[@mergieismoronic]

Audio description from streaming services or cable providers. These are common features.

[@Ihasnotomato]

this is so well timed, holy shit

[@tasertag7513]

Sup.

[@plushblueep]

Perfect timing for the “No.”

[@axe07]

“when skinner came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left”

[@sodaddict]

Steamed Hams but its an opening testimony.

[@XBLspartanx170]

steam hams, but its an investigation discovery special

[@FireController1847]

When you load up a DVD and choose captions with director's narration

[@red-hot]

Top-Notch Shitpost.

[@Spar10Leonidas]

That's strange, I never noticed that Skinner ran back into the house at the end before now.

[@YourWishes]

Your voice is amazing.

[@mr.wetdream5277]

Hey this isn't WatchMojo!

[@UnrelatedArchives]

Arrested Superintendent.

[@Mokujo]

Steamed Hams but it's an episode of Dragnet

[@gull1265]

This must be Recap Thursday.

[@yotta1743]

This is basically how all kids shows work.

[@braydentaylor4639]

Beautiful.

[@ipeters61]

0:31 What happened with the window?!

[@TomTheMystik]

ipeters61 uhgghhh... an auroraborealis

[@TheHopkinsesOfficial]

Audible.com presents "Steamed Hams"

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love how *_'Isometric Exercise'_* was synchronized.

[@simoncharman8267]

after all this time I dont know why Skinner never turned off the oven to stop the house burning down

[@Z2Y6OS]

This reminds me of when I was a kid, I would watch shows or movies on Netflix with audio description turned on for no reason

[@mememagic2884]

Coming this summer...