Steamed Hams but it's Half-Life Deathmatch

[@LunaPhobos]

Fun fact: I made the server rules in MsPaint. :P

[@HimitsuHiketsu]

waw

[@TheHalfLeft]

LunaScribbles nice

[@mellishbedtime]

Beautiful

[@alliumcepa936]

Mad skillz

[@Dabadi4834]

Lol

[@JorgetePanete]

That isn't Smoke, it's Steam™

[@jomsht7116]

Clever comment that i've never seen, nice 150

[@MrCorroxide]

Steam™ for the Steam™ Sales we're having!

[@Polaris5664]

@@MrCorroxide mmmmmmm Steam Sales!

[@omgcheesy624]

@@Polaris5664 *walks out of the store because they are reccomending bad games*

[@powheadshot7766]

Wooh... *runs to gamestop to buy steam gift cards*

[@zee_hobbyyt]

The mic cutouts really make this a work of art

[@idioticreborn]

CyberneticZ ikr

[@Zontar82]

realistic as shit

[@miksuko]

@@EdgieAlias The creator of the video did that, not the commenter. You can clearly see that.

[@EdgieAlias]

@@miksuko yeah, that's right. I had meant to comment on the other one.

[@Tallzom]

its all real they recorded this in a hl server read the desc

[@2fingacriminal]

That low quality voice chat is super soothing to me for some reason

[@FSM1138]

sm0l Mane its highly nostalgic

[@UnrealNumina]

Just reminds me of carefree times hanging out in my room playing videogames. Good times.

[@bluberiez]

Yeah

[@antidevgodot]

Reminder of home :')

[@paperchaserrrs]

I don’t have any of those memories, I just love the sound.

[@sIeeperagent]

Look ma, my laptop cooling fan got famous!

[@isomericgamer6644]

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

bruh no its mine

[@sml2k186]

Ribbons0121 R121 no that is mine

[@snackermantm105]

I Have this one

[@okaytherebuddy6804]

Same might clean later tho

[@trycoldman2358]

**Repeatedly hitting with crowbar**

[@GreenSpleenSubmarine]

* KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG *

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

trycoldman23 YOU??

[@GalacticHero2068]

I like that profile picture

[@reubenbailey7491]

Am I the only one that phases through reality whenever I hit a corpse with a crowbar?

[@GermanPeter]

THE SOUND FOR THE FIRE TRUCK THAT WAS GREAT Also I love how Chalmer kept cutting off, that was just spot-on!

[@LunaPhobos]

Holy crap! Didn't expect you here!

[@bluscout563]

GermanPeter Your Channel is a shit

[@truji2582]

boi

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

BLU Scout *the

[@moddedgeneration7374]

@@bluscout563 that's gonna get em

[@krychur4956]

You know, these First-Aid Kits are quite similar to the ones they have at DM_Stalkyard.

[@LunaPhobos]

Oh ho ho ho, no. Patented Seymour-Kits. Old-Fashioned Medicinal care.

[@krychur4956]

for First-Aid Kits?

[@sIeeperagent]

Yes!

[@krychur4956]

yes, and you call them First-Aid Kits despite the fact they're obviously Batteries?

[@LunaPhobos]

Y- yknow the... One thing I should... Excuse me for a second. P_ChalmersLover went AFK

[@sabotabo7476]

1:14 Major fracture detected. Automatic medical systems engaged. Morphine administered.

[@spacesponge8732]

*beep beep* _User death imminent._

[@GIJew]

I'd love a suit that automatically gives me morphine every time I jump a few feet.

[@ekmekarascigkofte5792]

Minor*

[@TheRealGears]

_Vital signs, are dropping_ *Moop moop* _Emergency! User death imminent!_

[@shine4o6]

No HEV Suit...

[@arlobo1]

1:13 that fall damage sound really made me laugh

[@KingLich451]

HUEEEE

[@sabotabo7476]

“Minor fracture detected”

[@ahmettay2382]

@@sabotabo7476 "Minor lacerations detected"

[@yourforest1949]

-60 HP

[@showcaase_]

@@sabotabo7476 "Automatic medical systems engaged."

[@idioticreborn]

there should’ve been a fire icon at the bottom left when he was getting out of the flaming kitchen

[@LunaPhobos]

Well, he didn't get hit by the fire so no biggie. :)

[@LolMan4409]

Very nice attempt on the VOX man! Just love that little touch. You've nailed everything lmfao

[@LunaPhobos]

Yours too man! I appreciate the comment!

[@vegquick8382]

Yeah!

[@lorenzpacis3249]

By the way, what is VOX? I was playing Minecraft while Deathmatch was popular.

[@skinnybuggo]

@@lorenzpacis3249its the robotic voice that informa stuff on black mesa in half life (simplified version btw)

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

@@skinnybuggo If someone were to make a text to speech version of it, M I'd be happy

[@Barioncr]

That crossfire siren at the end.

[@LunaPhobos]

It's always a sign of bad things to come... ***Nuke***

[@boxcarz]

I just remember it as the anti-mass spectrometer alarm...

[@PaperFlare]

"Excuse me for one second" *Seymour has left the server*

[@perturbthepixel1410]

*Seymour has joined the server* "Just-" "Poop!" *GOODLORDWHATISHAPPENINGINTHERE*

[@MondySpartan]

*Seymour_Skinner:* afk

[@therealceliojunior]

​@@MondySpartanseymour_skinner:*returns* YAAWN, well that was wonderful, good time was had by all im pooped

[@MondySpartan]

@@therealceliojunior Seymour wins the Guinness World Record for the longest AFK spanning two years.

[@therealceliojunior]

@@MondySpartan yes i should be-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[@michaelmiller6408]

The fact that you even changed the foot step noises as Seymour ran outside was awesome!

[@LunaPhobos]

I'm a dude who pays attention to small details, my friend. :)

[@jasonday5143]

The mic cutoffs are artistic. Really good stuff.

[@loveshankme]

>crossfire alarm for fire truck >VOX for the theme song >mic cut outs >actually micspammed the whole script in a HLDM server Art belongs in a museum, not on KZbin.

[@shadowslayer205]

>video about Half Life Deathmatch KZbin gaming: Half Life 2 Deathmatch.

[@LunaPhobos]

KZbin gaming is stooped

[@sulejmaniapologist]

*a b s o l u t e l y d i s g u s t i n g*

[@56styles]

Hldm don't have steam avatar icons in the voice chat

[@LunaPhobos]

​@@56styles Strange. I remember it having those... Oh well, we're all human. : )

[@someshambler5536]

The mic cut outs really bring everything together.

[@theobserver4214]

2:49 the siren of death

[@no-better-name]

IN CASE OF NUCLEAR THREAT [tau cannon and some containers of depleted uranium isotope] BREAK GLASS

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

oh god oh fuck there's satchels everywhere

[@GIJew]

My god the days of playing crossfire and hitting the button. I really miss being a kid.

[@fenrirrising131]

I miss that map so much , hitting the button then trapping the blast door area and shooting all who tried to enter was the best .

[@royalkritz.2840]

Or you can jump with the láser!

[@Shoishe]

This is some quality stuff

[@JGriva]

"AAHHH! Gordon. You must get out a here!"

[@waterdragon2.08]

W-whats your profile picture from

[@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf]

Yeah whats the sauce

[@gentaillahi6153]

oh shit, you still commenting even though it's not a jojo video

[@depressedkermit3752]

FUCK. OFF. YOU. FREAK.

[@Silquetoast]

As a massive Half-Life DM player to this day, I need to thank you for making my KZbin home page feel so catered towards me

[@shephard1225]

Meenah Peixes?

[@LunaPhobos]

What can I sayyyy but you're welcome

[@bishubi]

I love the sudden mic drop-out at 2:27. Really makes the entire thing even more authentic.

[@Axel_Mallory]

Localized entirely within your kid

[@soviet_onion34]

​​Yes!

[@felipef6064]

2:10 the door ahaha

[@onion599]

DOOR STUCK

[@ehm182_9]

0:38 is nobody gonna appreciate this

[@noplesnono9656]

This boi here still hearts comments even after 11 months

[@LunaPhobos]

Because this is one of my only good videos, and good videos require tender love and care from its owner. :)

[@spacesponge8732]

Aww, that's nice.

[@noplesnono9656]

@@LunaPhobos alrite i feel ya

[@Tomartyr]

After 11 months he's in my recommended, so I guess whatever he's doing pleases KZbin's algorithm. That and it knows I like a good Steamed Ham.

[@appdata619]

I don't know what's with the spontaneous Steamed Hams recommendation, not that I complain tho, really liked the video.

[@TamiyaGuy123]

Well, I read the description and holy shit. I thought you just simulated the voice codec via editing - to actually micspam Steamed Hams in an HL:DM server is some serious dedication. Misplaced dedication, perhaps, but dedication nonetheless.

[@LunaPhobos]

Don't worry. The servers I joined in were mostly empty. Me and my mate, Sleeperagent, were the only ones in the server. :P

[@TamiyaGuy123]

It's honestly more that thought process of "Ah, I want to give this meme an old-video-gamey vibe. Equalisation and render it to 8kbps? Nah. Blast it out of my speakers and put a microphone to them? Nope. Let's install a twenty year old game, go to an empty server, convert the sound file to a format able to be micspammed (or set up Stereo Mix, which is a whole other kettle of fish), then record _that_ and put it in the video." But let it be known that I do not at all mean this in a negative way. The dedication to doing it for the meme is exceptional, and it's paid off. Keep on keeping on, you utter mad lad. And making the MotD screen in _Paint?_ Superb.

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

As much dedication as SUCCwave?

[@Izzywmb]

i like how hes hitting his push to talk while divulging his whole plan

[@floydwoods2639]

Not enough gauss gun or gluon.

[@LunaPhobos]

OP wepom. Volvo, plox nerf

[@spacialawareness]

the mic cut outs, the quality of chalmers, the footsteps, the SQUEEKY DOOR. This is truly a piece of art

[@LunaPhobos]

I did a new video with the Half Life VOX. "Half-Life VOX sings Wonderwall"

[@elpato20001]

how do you use the half life vox?

[@breakerboy365]

+El Pato Reviews using the spk command in the console if you dont hear anything, it's because the word you put in does not exist in the ".../sound/vox" directory so you'll have to work with words that exist to make him say things not in his dictionary spk "black mesa research facility" or you can add suffixes to modify their sound p - pitch (0 - anything really) e - end early (0 - 100) s - start later (0 - 100) t - set tempo (0 - 100) v - set volume (0 - 100) for example: spk "it c(e15) time to(e50) kit(e50) kilo(e7) ass and charlie(e15) to(s20e50) button(e30) b(e15) control(s60) gun(e30) some(s30) but i mister(e15) all out of b(e15) button(e30) b(e15) control(s60) gun(e30) some(s30)" will make it say "i'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum but im all out of bubble gum" you can also use the suffixes by themselves to change everything after spk "(p200) your a b(e15) did(s20e60) go(e10) fast(e30) get" to make it sound twice as fast instead of adding (p200) at the end of every word if you want something other than vox to speak insert the directory of the new voice as the first item in the quotes, same rules apply to new voices, invalid words dont play any noise for example: spk "hgrunt/i! am! sector!(e45) kick!(e20) sector!(e15) need!(s20)" will get the solider to say "I AM SECKSEEEEE"

[@breakerboy365]

+El Pato Reviews alternatively, you can use a sound editor program (like audacity or goldwave) to manually alter the sounds and chain together words (greater precision this way imo) and you wont be bound to the buffer length of the half life console

[@pokemongineer2748]

I don't know why I got this video, but I love it. Also +10 points for Button Mash

[@EdgieAlias]

Whyd you heart your own comment?

[@DeadPollo]

2:19 "good lord what is happening in there?" DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

[@sIeeperagent]

No problem bro, it was worth it, the end result is amazing.

[@crazyrabbit23]

The grunt not going through because its too short, and the LOADING screen absolutely make this for me

[@ShasOSwoll]

in a modern server you would be forced to watch a 200 second ad at max volume while you just stand there getting killed

[@tmp64]

Luckily for us, HLDM is too old for that kind of stuff :D

[@DarthKain0]

How in the name of GOD did I miss this video a year ago? This is the best one of the bunch.

[@LunaPhobos]

KZbin suck dicc

[@perturbthepixel1410]

@@LunaPhobos I agree

[@moritzzz1]

The gld src engine sound effect are still unrivaled to this day

[@Adamek1926]

This deserves to be a lot more viral

[@LunaPhobos]

Thanks man.

[@FlyingDelorean1]

The door squeaking noises at 2:12 made me realize how many times the door swings back and forth in the original video

[@skirdus367]

My favorite part has to be Skinner taking fall damage after going through the window. This is amazing

[@shmittergaming8221]

I didn’t expect this be such high quality you are a genius.

[@LunaPhobos]

Thank you!

[@LUISDooMER]

These "LOADING..." screens always get me. XD

[@420shrekit5]

The amount of detail form the audio to loading and even the health sound is crazy good

[@Jensen7603]

Spot on! This brings back memories from when I played HL1 Amazing work

[@LunaPhobos]

Same. (I grew up with TFC and the VOX stuck with me due to how funny the voice is)

[@lemmys.kelton8183]

Hey Tony

[@Jensen7603]

@@lemmys.kelton8183 How the fuck do you find me?

[@afghanistan2536]

amazing lmao all of the nice details like the cutouts, etc and the fall damage when he jumped out the window just made this truly beautiful

[@terriblyterrified8742]

steamed hams but chalmers bans skinner for rdm'ing his roast

[@LunaPhobos]

Yes...

[@ProfessionalGold]

uh- *LOADING* Skinner and the superintendent

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

This is amazing... too good. Even the VOX was a nice touch

[@LunaPhobos]

thanks dude. i like your music too!

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

LunaScribbles I came back to visit this video and forgot I commented this. Didn’t know you listened to my music.

[@snaetos]

The fact that skinner has better mic quality because its his perspective makes it that much better

[@vrabo3026]

The mic cutouts and sound effects were already fucking amazing.. But the medkit sound effect that played when they took their first bite made me wake up my whole family from laughter!! XD

[@dude1567]

Skinner trying to convince an admin to not ban him

[@rexjolles]

I like how you can hear Chalmers' computer fan in the background because his shit windows xp PC can handle it, most likely because is clogged up with Bonzi Buddy

[@LunaPhobos]

Renegade Awesome lol

[@SnekJase]

I am convinced that this was the birth of the current HL SFX memes, good on you mate.

[@Fr4ncM]

Despite the noob Superintendent's camping Seymour managed to win the match.

[@LunaPhobos]

It's that damn Gauss Cannon, I swear!

[@Skiivin]

The klaxon sound from half life at the very end was so insignificant but it made me so happy that you incorporated it

[@frankgrimes1411]

Why did we lose this beautiful genre of videos? There was still so much to be done and it’s so good still...

[@Cysco8575]

I miss those 3 player matches on Stalkyard or Corssfire with my friends after school days, this video hits me hard with nostalgia.

[@CSGhostAnimation]

Thanks youtube for suddenly decided that a good video is good...

[@saiyamkhare320]

He should have said "glad to abide a fellow scientist" at the end...

[@wales2k4747]

I absolutely love the rules at the beginning menu of the video, and then realizing that Skinner basically broke all of them lmao.

[@alterrapda9057]

When you are playing Half-Life Deathmatch and you find a steamed hams Easter egg.

[@lassekongo189]

Watched this multiple times now, still laughing. This is top shelf!

[@nobodyhere6915]

I was literally grinning for the whole video for no reason.

[@souvv666]

This is art. This is the best steamed hams video i ever watched

[@Slenderquil]

My favorite part of this is definitely Chalmer's mike clipping out. This is a work of art

[@kretduy6959]

this is master piece, every little detail makes this video, truly, a sight to behold, loved the alarm at the end

[@LunaPhobos]

Thank you!

[@commo8087]

This is pretty much the only Steamed Hams meme that wasn’t annoying.

[@somestuffonweb]

crappy microphones INTENSIFIES

[@drifter402]

The way his voice cuts off is such a nice touch

[@oil_moon]

How am I only just seeing this months after the Steamed Hams meme was big? Really well made btw, I enjoyed it.

[@nahummurhey7467]

"Poor predictable bart, always uss impulse101" "The good ol' impulse101, nothing beats it."

[@poodloo2180]

Wonderful video! I am disappointed in youtube for not recommending this to me sooner.

[@thelamergamer1894]

It's amazing he didn't get banned at the mere mentioning of clams.

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

The mic is too good to be realistic

[@TheJayson8899]

It was actually done in-game lol. No effect

[@carrotbluecheese5607]

It’s a joke

[@bruhmomento2985]

This is the best montage of steamed hams i ever saw in my life

[@olibearws]

I'm glad youtube decided to suddenly recommend me this almost 1 year old video

[@diuxwarson8287]

0:38 I love this part

[@xdxdxdxd3753]

Can't believe it's been over 20 years. Alot of memories from my childhood

[@lolpez]

Thank you KZbin recommendations, very cool!

[@WonderlandWarGaming]

0:15 I wouldn't be holding my talk key on this part especially since it is against the rules.

[@sarcastic2731]

I love how every single rule was broken.

[@barmbailey6934]

Diggin the mic, effects XD

[@zaburinaburi1705]

I love so much this variant of "Steam Hams". Cant explain why, its super enjoyable, even after few times...…. LOADING..... Seymour!!!!!

[@caduguardrailkingowo]

I am addict to this old meme :v

[@zaburinaburi1705]

@@caduguardrailkingowo me too

[@taylorcosley3804]

This boy hacking eating the burger but the meat dont have teeth marks

[@LunaPhobos]

infinite health hacks.

[@Touhou2006]

This video made me cry. Thanks alot

[@chinoyomaji288]

0:00 still a very satisfying sound that made it my ringtone for a whole year

[@shiba2ndworlder]

Aurora borealis dissapeared in some mysterious consequences. It's not rhe northen lights

[@AreYouThreatinGMe]

Aurora "Borealis"

[@gabrielmohammadi8500]

the superintendent sounds like Ghost radio

[@tailsthegreenninja2003]

Yes, I would like a copy of Half Life thre- oh, wrong place!

[@charlieyourboi2686]

Pretty damn well edited. the effect you put on chalmers. Like if hes like "yeah.." there is no audio but there is background sound for like half a second.

[@charlieyourboi2686]

first ever favorite from a youtuber. Thanks.

[@Architector_4]

Dayum. That's a neat amount of work. P.S. Have you, by any chance, happened to see my HL1-oriented edit of Steamed Hams?

[@LunaPhobos]

I have actually. I love the 3d models you used for the heads.

[@Architector_4]

Aye! Thanks! Although just saying, if you'd ever want to make more YTP edits involving HL1, you can just ask me to help with audio or something. Or maybe figure it out yourself, because I think the reverb is one of the most essential things in such videos!

[@LunaPhobos]

Thanks for the offer! I'll be sure to ask help when needed. :)

[@Skiivin]

The half second of alarm_klaxon1 really makes this whole video

[@Masterwar15]

As a personal upgrade I think the alarm sound effect should've started playing just a moment before Skinner entered the kitchen again lol

[@MarcusG480]

I love the sound of the mics on gmod

[@theobserver4214]

I didn't know Half life's voice communication was that low quality. I thought they made it better when the Steampipe update rolled around

[@RaymondTracer]

It was pretty bad 10 years ago, and I can only imagine even worse 20 years ago.

[@isomericgamer6644]

The steam pipe changed source only not goldsrc

[@greenymcarmor146]

The fuckin intercom bit is flawless

[@jswp5]

Why the hell didn’t I see this 11 months ago

[@AraiDigital]

Recommendations sometimes bring to me glorious places.

[@f.b.iagent5575]

Hl2:dm still has a pretty small but active playerbase and it's still just as fun

[@Poop-nu1so]

OPEN UP