Steamed Hams But It's In Fallout: New Vegas

this feels a little rushed but i really had fun making this. fnv is my favorite game if yall didn't already know lmfao.
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[@Cyranek]

masterfully made

[@_101qw5]

Cyranek It was wasn't it

[@BigMeme]

Thanks uwu

[@brandonvistan7444]

Cyranek " What are you looking at?"

[@Javier-rl1of]

Fallout: New Vegas is obviously the best Fallout.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

that wild wasteland interaction. I was dead at this point.

[@Xion009]

The Wacky Wasteland effect for Aurora Borealis was what really pulled this together

[@ExecutiveSonda]

Xion Zalboa Wild Wasteland, profligate!

[@Xion009]

Aw man, someone ruined the 420 likes

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

[per 3/7] wha- i didnt notice!

[@deerymoredeer]

~The truth is, the ham was always steamed. (Gunshot).

[@alexchu2270]

Ham. Ham never changes.

[@dio6942a]

the ham was steamed from the start

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

You should never fuck with the ham that delivers your hams. Now give me my ham back!

[@bungiescams3292]

a v a n t p o p well that escalated

[@amirakhan9731]

Revendigo YT xd

[@Enceladeans]

QUEST COMPLETE AN UNFORGETTABLE LUNCHEON

[@MrBioniclefan1]

Yeah and the best quest of the series

[@a-h1n286]

springfield elementary fame gained!

[@HoboTweety1]

you gotta name it after a song all the quests were named after songs

[@CyberCola1337]

*Beyond the Beef

[@ultrafaroecunt6014]

No Clams, No Steam

[@jessealdous9828]

When he was going out if the window you could have toooootaly had a [hidden] [detected] [CAUTION] and [*DANGER*]

[@zephsuki]

Thats what im saying

[@xgmb45]

[Terrifying Presence] How about you just forget about the hams?

[@dustin872]

[Strength 8] WHAT WAS THAT?

[@dustin872]

*minutemen soldier* [Success] Alright but this better be good...

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

[Luck 10] *door opens* Is that a cazador?

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

do you know de way? [Luck 7] CRITICAL STRIKE ON CHALMERS

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

*Youve gained karma* *Verified*

[@5persondude]

Heres the Stat Breakdown: STR ? PER ? END ? CHR 2 INT 7 AGL 7 (thanks to John.JPG for pointing that out) LCK >5 Speech 64 Survival 27 Sneak 12 Science 100 Wild Wasteland Trait Terrifying Presence Perk How Seymour managed to get Speech so high with low Charisma is impressive

[@accelerator8558]

You clearly forgot mister fantastic

[@Souleater787]

They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

5persondude I started my main good run with 1 charisma to get 9 int and end

[@JohnJPG-gi6tj]

2:13 AGL 7

[@the_wooden_bear]

Prolly those magazines xD

[@BasedPeter]

"From where you're standing this might seem like an odd clam... Truth is, the ham was steamed from the start"

[@yeah4292]

"From where your standing, this might look like aurora borealis... truth is, it was grilled all along."

[@MJuegaES]

BasedPeter Fuck you pocoloco that was horrendous.

[@BasedPeter]

Doesn't matter, I hav luck

[@skeletor6874]

I enjoyed it.

[@johncolasont6195]

[Terrifying Presence] How about you just forget about the hams? [Terrifying Presence] If you don't can it I'm coming up those stairs!

[@bsgfan1]

[Terrifying Presence] How about you stop asking questions, asshole? I’ve had about enough of your questions!

[@hidan407]

Those legit made me LOL

[@willmarsden7657]

[Terrifying Presence] Keep running your mouth and I'll put you in the hams.

[@LucidTyrant]

And so the Courier, who had ruined a roast in the kitchen outside Krusty Burger, burned his home down, and the unforgettable luncheon was forever changed.

[@filthycasual6118]

LucidTyrant Lunch... Lunch never changes.

[@venommagnus]

Hams Do.....

[@nintendoman12111]

+Gaius Magnus87 Through the way they are steamed.

[@boonietunes1412]

And this Luncheon... has reached it's end.

[@jonathangoward2100]

Y’all are making me laugh my ass of right now thank you!!

[@pensamiento3867]

From where you're sitting at it must seem like an Aurora Borealis. Truth is... the hams were grilled from the start.

[@Diamond1234548]

Missed chances for "DANGER" when Chalmers entered the kitchen, and "Reputation gained" at the end

[@Niheet2000]

Draven A. And the roulette loading screens when exiting the house or opening doors

[@justataco1776]

I fucking loved that "Wild Wasteland" sound at the end there XD

[@blackopsguy1023]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a steamed ham.

[@Iamafishproductions]

When I got this assignment, I was hoping there'd be more steamed clams.

[@toaster9922]

+Iamafishproductions i hear those ranger vets are coming from baha. never seen ond but i heard they chew steam and spit hams

[@T-Jex]

Ave! True to Steam hams

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Ave true to Chalmers

[@mrbubblestea]

Aurora Borealis... just thinking about it makes me nervous.

[@thebobby6827]

Why hasn’t oxhorn gone through this quest yet?

[@somethinsoup777]

(Its okay buddy, I get it)

[@modigamin4119]

Don't worry I will message him to look in to it

[@troyr1489]

Alien Plays haha

[@thewingedpotato6463]

It doesn't have a wikia page he can narrate off of.

[@alepepperoni2563]

@@thewingedpotato6463 he reads off wiki pages?

[@baifomet6425]

That was more intense than the speech checks against Legate Lanius

[@IncultaWolf]

Baifomet Yes

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Chalmers is Lanius' ancestor

[@ohmanyourecool1]

Ave.

[@eselesser669]

Nice mask, can't wait to take it as a trophy.

[@Theoneandonlybay2345]

Even Ulysses is no match

[@RandomGaminginHD]

Why am I just seeing this classic now. Excellent video

[@OnxGrid]

pog

[@TheSoundSpell]

Finding the Steamed Hams isn't the hard part. It's letting go.

[@curierfromxibalba1155]

Jokes on you, I manage to crawl myself to the elevator full of steamed hams!

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

Or you could do that glitch where you just drop them next to the laser wall and they teleport through.

[@admiraldazed9993]

LesserPlanes How long ago? I did it just fine recently

[@tunnelsnake420]

Fuck. Dead. Money.

[@gabrielsantana6161]

It's letting go... It's letting go

[@loups3190]

Next time do a low intelligence build as homer

[@crossbones116]

**

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

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[@Rowcan]

A group of crows is called a murder.

[@ianmason96]

Only complaint: When Skinner saw the roast was burning, there should have been a notification box. >Oh, ye gods! Your roast is ruined! >Survival 10/90: Attempt to salvage the burning roast. >Find some food elsewhere...

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Don't forget, inventory screen pops up. -Ruined Roast -Pilot light

[@daedriccheddar]

And so the Principal, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Springfield, cheated death once again, and the 20th Century Wasteland was forever changed.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Daedric Cheddar the old skinner family house was burned to the ground by skinners incompetence, later that day he would kill himself by jumping off the edge of the hoover dam...

[@daedriccheddar]

He was eventually found clinging to life by a lone Securitron, who took him back to the city and had his personality uploaded to the Lucky 38's mainframe. There he ended up becoming a Securitron, who was assigned as the Courier's personal chef. While making dinner for the Courier, he accidentally burned the Lucky 38 down. (As a side note, he went all the way from Springfield to Las Vegas, Nevada just to kill himself?)

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Daedric Cheddar the new chalmers republic was amazed at the cooking skills used by skinner, so they anexed the strip to get to skinner so he would tell them the recipe...

[@scottski02]

The Springfield elementary suburbs continued to be ignored by the rest of the Wasteland. With the help of the Principal, neither of the three warring factions discovered the nuclear generator beneath the school ruins, ensuring neither faction would have any interest in the seemingly resource-sparse region.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

scottski02 the followers of hams, boosted by skiners knowledge of steaming tactics helped in dealing the final blow to chalmers legion...

[@chev555]

"Yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?" "Aurora Borealis." [S C I E N C E 1 0 0]

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

A-Aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen!?

[@riley5722]

Yes!

[@somebodyfamiliar6476]

....May I see it?

[@alexaasmr3035]

No.

[@necromancing8405]

Ain’t that a kick in the ham

[@squalo5218]

So simple, yet so good

[@raziel6304]

like the intendent said ,quote, "ain't that an aurora borealis in the kitchen!"

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Delivery of the platinum chip is non-negotiable. TELL ME QUICK, BOYYY AINT THAT A KICK, TELLL ME QUICK, AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HAAAAMS

[@Pigmedog]

Sure is deano, it sure is.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

I h a v e N o M o u t h B u t I M u s t M e m e there before them laid the ham on the GROOUND

[@taylorcortez613]

*You chose to lie to Superintendent Chalmers. After that day, Skinner would go on to open a steamed hams restaurant in New Vegas. In weeks it became more profitable than even House’s Casino, the events of today will benefit the wasteland and the NCR for years to come. But the question still remains, what happened to you?*

[@ChazMcGutter]

Skinner >It's a regional dialect. Chalmers >uh huh. What region? Skinner >southern California. Chalmers >Really? Well I'm from the Boneyard and I've never heard the phrase "steamed crams." Skinner >Oh, not in the Boneyard, no. It's a Junktown expression

[@thewerewolff7248]

Chaz McGutter [Succeed] I see...

[@hamburgersteak7215]

Truth is Skinner...the roast was rigged from the start..

[@imaghost2961]

Ian the guitar dude That is perfect. 😆😂

[@padoin5332]

I thought we were having steamed Cram

[@OMGBEARS]

PADOIN oh no no, I said steamed hams, that’s what pre war America called hamburgers!

[@josephschu7969]

Ohhoho no, I said steamed caps. That's what I call bottlecap mines.

[@DioAureo]

You call bottlecap mines "steamed caps"?

[@i_am_dgg]

Yes! It's a regional dialect

[@bukoshakezula8652]

Uh-huh. Eh, what region?

[@YourBoiBread]

And so the courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside goodsprings cheated death once again, and the town of Springfield was forever changed

[@seh4610]

Which faction will The Principle choose: Mr. Burns, The New Springfield Republic, or Flander's Legion?

[@commando7238]

SE H you forgot about yes Bart

[@scottski02]

Yes Bart is the one true path

[@commando7238]

scottski02 indeed

[@glidershower]

As much as he distrusts him, he'll probably go with Yes Bart.

[@vaultboi704]

What about the Homers of the Apocalypse?

[@ForgetfulHatter]

so many speech checks! :O are we playing old world blues? :)

[@natehall3131]

who are you

[@AdrianOkay]

Hello?

[@FM-zh5hm]

Laughter

[@zaneort]

breaths

[@SPCHC]

Jeezus

[@GhengisJohn]

Really well made. And the fact that you cut out the Skinner responses because the responses in New Vegas aren't voiced was inspired.

[@brandonvistan7444]

GhengisJohn If he was voiced, it would've had less of the RPG element like Fallout 4.

[@GhengisJohn]

It was not a criticism of New Vegas.

[@brandonvistan7444]

GhengisJohn I was making a joke.

[@GhengisJohn]

Ah, sorry man. It's hard to tell things in text sometimes.

[@brandonvistan7444]

GhengisJohn I should've added context because lots of people misunderstand my comments.

[@goldenraptorgaming1143]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for steamed hams.

[@gazialfaizi2099]

Ave true to steamed ham

[@friedrich.-2302]

Joshua Graham true story

[@Trint3e]

Joshua Hams

[@seano_4319]

Friedrich .- xD

[@aperson6505]

The Burned Ham

[@Sherbert7688]

GOD PROTECT ME!!!

[@friedrich.-2302]

Worthless Narrator The steamed man

[@zmoon9764]

Seymour's mother: "Help! Heeelp!" Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire Seymour's mother took 4 damage from the fire Seymour's mother took 3 damage from the fire

[@strivingtooth76]

New Quest Added: The Steamed Lie

[@Greasymarsupial]

If I collect all the saspirilla star caps do I get the recipe for steamed hams ?

[@Yeyo-gg2db]

danger doggo no you have to get the Krusty blue star paper wrap for that

[@Greasymarsupial]

RandomDeamond That wasn't In my guide. Can I see it

[@EggEnjoyer]

danger doggo No, it's a patented family recipe

[@creepyscorpio6081]

Hmm no

[@makonyr]

gotta love how no one here can spell "sarsaparilla" please go back to school

[@mizzetv]

[Science 100] Aurora Borealis.

[@PanzerMan332]

And with that, Superintendent Chalmers walked out of Skinner's Home, and back to the gathering storm of the Springfield Wasteland.

[@shadymedhat9372]

Well that's a truly underated comment

[@nateseed2858]

Truly true

[@jahredmonroe]

To you, it might seem like a 18 karot run of bad luck, but truth is, the hams were steamed from the start

[@roddydykes7053]

Man, those other dialog options fit the tone of Obsidian’s writing really well! Quest complete music would’ve been nice, and the sound of a flamer or incinerator being used during VATS in the kitchen

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

when you have speech lvl 100 and the enemy general just leaves

[@keryrodriguez]

>no johnny guitar 0/10 not enough repitition

[@BigMeme]

+real nigga I figured id save y'all the trouble of listening to it again

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Big Meme PLAY IT AGAIN, MY BIG MEME.

[@imafishbish1346]

You forgot to pause every second with the DLCs loading in

[@curierfromxibalba1155]

Still better writing than Bethesda.

[@argimirosotelo4098]

but obsidian wrote new vegas

[@ac1dP1nk]

thats his pint

[@vmp916]

Yeah OP was quart funny.

[@snowrider289]

"What the fuck are you looking at?" Seymour has entered vats The guy who said it: "Shet"

[@HealedCoyote997]

Pretty impressive for two guys from New York to make it to the Mojave.

[@vaultboi704]

If the brotherhood can presumably make it from California to Massachusetts I think they’ll be fine

[@edman9953]

Kiotor Kellogg and Harold made it from san Francisco all the way to the east coast, so it's not entirely impossible.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

edman9953 plus, skinner is a vietnam veteran

[@vaultboi704]

minutemen soldier doesn’t that make him really fucking old? At least 200 years?

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Vault Boi umm... You see, skinner was in the vault 111 experiment, you just did not see him!

[@alphix7228]

Steamed hams Survival:75/75 Ham Pressure cooker SEC

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Thank God for New Vegas Anti Crash.

[@benphone7430]

Intergalactic Human Empire anti crash ? Install more mods, were gonna run this baby in the ground, one kB at a time

[@kevray]

Anti crash is useless with the amount of mods I have

[@admiralmudkip9836]

for some reason my game works fine without anti crash

[@CarlJohnson-mf4qd]

@@admiralmudkip9836 how?!?!

[@admiralmudkip9836]

I really don't know it just works... Perhaps I fixed it by accident?

[@nikoreferelden9916]

"I love two things, steamed hams and pretty dresses."

[@deltahalo241]

The Caesar has marked you for death! And the Legion obeys!

[@unconscious7219]

Ready yourself for an unforgetable luncheon.

[@LetwanCherry]

The Superintendent has marked you for an unforgettable luncheon! And the Skinner Obeys!

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Letwan Cherry (pulls out anti-material rifle)

[@LetwanCherry]

ncr veteran ranger The superintendent might want to reconsider...

[@PanzerKatzeWagen]

This is it... Luncheon's just upon us

[@brodaviing6617]

AND SO THE COURIER WHO HAD STEAMED HAMS, CHEATED DINNER ONCE AGAIN *AND THE MOJAVE WAS FOREVER CHANGED*

[@sweetwheatsy]

That was goddamn beautiful. 100 Science for Aurora Borealis. I think one difference I'd have made is when Seymour stammers and goes "excuse me", it should have been a failed attempt at something, instead of a neutral choice of it's own. And the Terrifying Presence-ones could have been even more terrifying; "keep that up and I'm gonna steam you aswell". Minor things, really, good shit.

[@yosefyonin6824]

well why would the player ever pick an option he knows its going to fail, unless there is absolutely nothing else he can say?

[@sweetwheatsy]

'cause it would represent what Skinner does in that situation; fail his speech-check as he's got nothing to say. A neutral option with the stammering would be quite weird.

[@Refloni]

Yosef Yonin There might be a situation that all your options are going to fail. Or just for fun. I once had a character that tried to deliberately fail all the speech checks he encountered, and it was hilarious.

[@yosefyonin6824]

huh, that does sound funny, should try it one day, coupled with low intelligence

[@gabrielsantana6161]

"What about we forget about the hams? "

[@kgldude]

"Dear Hearts and Gentle People" wasn't in F:NV. Perception check failed.

[@TurnAGundam]

Was it Fallout 4?

[@TurnAGundam]

@Matt Gotcha, thanks for the info.

[@DJWarwing]

[Lie] Yeah it was, it was playing on one of the radios in Goodsprings, you uncultured noob! [Science 50] An honest mistake. The ambiance and aesthetic of the soundtrack and song are very similar to one another. [Terrifying Presence] Only things failing here are your organs.

[@avising8574]

[Speech 49/50] Fallout 3 song in beginning isn’t in Fallout New Vegas

[@dustin872]

[Terrifying Presence] Why don't you just forget what song is from where

[@crashnburner187]

he's using a radio mod, so shhh

[@Panzerbunn]

Avising [Science 37/50]

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

crashnburner187 [speech 70] dont get in the way of the republic... OR YOU WILL BE STEAMED

[@Artcaneon]

It hurts to see your comment all the way down here. This fact alone made me enjoy this video drastically less, and it is also proof that "FNV fans" in YT are mostly plebs.

[@sorenfontes]

Superintendent Chalmers is fleeing!

[@MagneticMoustache]

Steamed ham on his hiiip...

[@soupalex]

♫steam the guitar... steam it again, my hammy~

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

soupalex he said it didnt matter, he was after the steamed haaams (the steamed haaams)

[@vaultboi704]

Like a fella once said, “Ain’t that a steam in the hams?”

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Vault Boi LIKE THE ONE THEY CALLED SKINNERS HAAAAAMS

[@vaultboi704]

*says steamed hams repeatedly to “lazy day blues”*

[@braylonmayeaux9159]

2:37 (science 100) nuclear winter wonderland

[@joeycommet45]

Chalmers:I thought we were having steamed clams? Skinner:Truth is, the steam clams were rigged from the start

[@R3dMatador]

That Wild Wild Wasteland perk activation was masteful! I laughed non-stop!

[@ChazMcGutter]

It sucks that in Skinner & the Superintendent 4, they gave Skinner a voice. It completely ruins the immersion.

[@dustin872]

1) Agree 2) Disagree 3) Sarcastic 4) Why? 1. Yeah I feel you, totally could have done without the voiced protagonist In the new one.

[@MrChickennugget360]

[INT 1/10] Fallout New Vegas was shit compared to Fallout 4

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@MrChickennugget360 [Intelligence -7/10] "Bruthurhud ov Steelll betur than fall out for"

[@Artan9000]

2:50 Masterful use of the Wasteland perk, I forgot about it until now.

[@PaoloReaper]

Missed the orange-ish tint from the game 5/7 perfect score

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

Use of wild wasteland during the aurora borealis line had me rolling on the floor

[@thejourney2point0]

Fallout New Vegas but you had a Fallout 4 song playing at first. Caesar has marked you for death.

[@Linty]

That’s the new Vegas intro

[@ryana.g.p.7760]

Linty He's talking about the "My Hometown" song you pleb.

[@thejourney2point0]

Ryan Guillen Yep.

[@folbykleetwood7462]

Ryan Guillen Its called "Dear Hearts and Gentle People" you pleb.

[@gage5484]

Actually it's a Fallout 3 song, they just used it in Fallout 4 too.

[@TheDKing67]

I can't believe Skinner has 7 int and 100 science...

[@Stevothehuman]

I wonder where Skinner got the Terrifying Presence perk.

[@randomedd4234]

Stevo the Human Vietnam.

[@billyspencer7325]

Vietnam is literally where he learnt to be a skinner!

[@irllcd13]

Skinner was in Nam. That's where, probably.

[@thatrandomcrit5823]

Stevo the Human From the perk selection screen.

[@jakeholmes4572]

ino I'm sure you need a 70 speech skill or higher

[@shadzep2701]

7/10 didn't crash at the beginning

[@petarcukic6264]

Superintendent Chalmers Fame Gained Completed: Steamed Hams LEVEL UP 34____________35

[@stm7810]

Level 34 and his stats are still that bad?

[@moldymayonnaise2700]

*Ham. Ham never changes*

[@Waxer3929]

I was really hoping for a "You've Lost Karma" or experience gain message but otherwise really impressive.

[@rocknepoovey4381]

Five out of five. The added detail of skipping through Chalmer’s “I See” was brilliant. Love this.

[@moralitiesaspook168]

Ave true to Chalmers

[@moralitiesaspook168]

minutemen soldier sorry making shit role play games is all I’m good at

[@pepis_cola1416]

>minuteman soldier >asks Hodd Toward to not fuck up the next Fallout

[@juice5355]

They both changed their names so this makes no sense lol

[@legatevi]

They both changed there names

[@nicholaslonnon7509]

it sounds like ave but it is actually spelled salve

[@Jeush]

I love how this man has the terrifying presence perk

[@tbotalpha8133]

...Please tell me that you actually statted out Seymour, and kept his stats consistent throughout the video. fake edit: Ha haa! You did! Here are Seymour's stats, as far as I could discern: STR: ? PER: ? END: ? CHA: 2 INT: 7 AGI: 7 LUC: 5 Science: 100 Sneak: 12 Speech: 64 Survival: 27 [Terrifying Presence]

[@vamatti220]

need to do me a new vegas playthrough with these stats

[@Eggbutts]

You can only get Terrifying Presence at 70 speech...must be modded

[@roguishpaladin]

Eggbutt Maybe he has a Cha debuff active?

[@Nova-lx3rj]

You forgot Wild Wasteland

[@cum4986]

Kind of strange for the Vietnam veteran to have such low Survival skill

[@TehDenizenz]

I love how this showed up in my recommended right when I started to play Fallout: New Vegas

[@roadmansteve3537]

Seymour has the wild wasteland perk

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

kenny clyed who doesnt

[@roguishpaladin]

Given the wackiness he deals with on a daily basis, are you surprised? I mean, Treehouse of Horrors alone...

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more steamed hams.

[@squiddiefiddler4930]

Benny took my Platinum Chip but what he really missed out on was my Platinum Hams

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Norville Shaggy Rogers WHAT IN THE GODAMN

[@ouitup4707]

+ncr veteran ranger what in the steamed ham

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Ouitup lmao

[@ItsCrayon]

The way it cuts off before superintendent stops speaking is the greatest detail I have ever seen.

[@Raven-Glock]

Ultra-Luxe in a nutshell

[@Johannesburgus]

He even put the "Terrifying Presence" in the dialogue, that's such wonderful

[@sevencarsonfire4505]

i didnt crash 15 times during this video this isnt correct

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

seven cars on fire dont run the game on the grannys toaster

[@ImFangzBro]

Skinner has... 64 Speech 2 Charisma 7 Intelligence, at least 5 Luck, at least 12 Sneak 27 Survival 7 Agility Maxed Science Terrifying Presence, meaning his level is at least 8 and Wild Wasteland.

[@unconscious7219]

Play a guitar,play it again, My Johnny...

[@ArsonRaboot]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@deadaccount4221]

*"I thought we were having steamed Deathclaw Meat"*

[@scottski02]

Oh no I said steamed gecko

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

scottski02 so you say its steamed gecko, despite the fact that is obviously iguana on a stick...

[@scottski02]

minutemen soldier [Speech 17/40] Uh, yes well, uh....excuse me for a moment

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

scottski02 hey put the gun away (vats sounds) HEY OVER HERE!

[@scottski02]

minutemen soldier *Targets head* *95% chance to hit*

[@pano9540]

Ham, ham never changes

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

Ever since early man discovered the power of ruining roasts, fast food has been purchased in the name of God. riches or plain simple devilish disguising.

[@bigfatpandalaktana2747]

>new vegas >dear hearts and gentle people ...

[@ConnorJaneu]

Best use of this meme format I've seen. Absolutely hilarious.

[@TheAzureNightmare]

I wonder what the best options would have been? 1. [Speech 75] "Glad you made it, though might I ask for you to wait just a second longer? I have to make sure the Hams aren't blackened." 2. [CHR 5] "Superintendent, I need to get the hose! Turn off the oven for me, please?" (Proceeds to extinguish fire. Now clear to go to Krusty Burger.) 3. [CHR 5] "Elsewhere in New England I'm sure; probably Maine. I hear they've gotten more twisted since Derry and Silent Hill merged their collective dark energies." 4. [Survival 40] "I actually remember doing a thesis project for College after 'Nam that involved making an easier Burger to manufacture. Though I did start it off by improvising IN 'Nam." 5: [Survival 90] "And how do you know that a Steamer doesn't have Grates? I just put a pan underneath one of the top ones. The steam rising from the dripping fatty oil, dropping from the cooking meat, doubles the flavor of the food! Everything else I'll admit was store-brought of course. Fries included." 6: [Survival 65] "... Like I said. Oily Steam from the Steamed Hams."

[@stm7810]

I love those choices! now only the AGI 9 is a mystery.

[@TheAzureNightmare]

@@stm7810 Blast! What time?? Also forgot a couple. E1: [Sneak 50] "As it happens, so does Agnes, don't you Mother?" E2: [Sneak 75] "Mother, are you telling me you and Father made this recipe in a Grill, before you sold it to Krusty Burger?"

[@stm7810]

@@TheAzureNightmare Thanks!

[@TheAzureNightmare]

@@stm7810 ... Any suggestions for AGL 9?

[@stm7810]

@@TheAzureNightmare AGI 9/9 I'm assuming he has a trait similar to the timelord or Protien Modded trait to represent that he has already changed identity before.

[@toasterstrooder8628]

Those extra dialogue options are wonderful! They make this feel almost exactly like a Fallout encounter.

[@djg9394]

*c h a l m e r s n o i s e*

[@TheDrawdex]

This meme is becoming masterful and it seems to only increase in production value and quality.

[@sidneyk.8443]

When I saw that option I was in stitches, well done!

[@DerpyDosh]

Oh my god, these alternative response options are killing me. Excellent job.

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

The fucking Wild Wasteland proc

[@clueless4096]

Quest Added : Steamed Hams Retrieve burgers from Krusty Burger. (Optional) Tell the truth.

[@cheesewizard3965]

[PER 5] Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

[@jacksonelh]

My favourite game and my favourite show together. I love you.