Steamed Hams, but it's the Duck Song

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[@gengarzilla1685]

I deeply enjoy how the structure of this edit means Skinner set his house on fire 5 days in a row. This man clearly can't be trusted in the kitchen unsupervised.

[@MrStanko83]

Yes! It's a regional tradition.

[@SG14ever]

Uhuh. Uh, what region?

[@MrStanko83]

@@SG14ever Uh... Upstate New York.

[@insertepicname5151]

@@MrStanko83 well I'm from utica and I've never seen someone set their house on fire 5 days in a row before

[@MrStanko83]

@@insertepicname5151 Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany tradition.

[@xxsegaxx]

I like to think at 2:15 the narrator was so weirded out for Seymour's response that he broke character and replied for Chalmers

[@matthewisguy7336]

2:16

[@Azuchu]

That killed me 🤣

[@jordanericbaird2724]

then the narrator was so flabbergasted he was like "what?"

[@CheeseMiser]

@@matthewisguy7336 2:15 *

[@steamboatwill3.367]

*she

[@lamenwatch1877]

2:38 The man just stopped Then he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while He said "No"

[@theofficialmemerguy69]

That's my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielwilliams7161]

Every time my boss asks if I want to stay later at work

[@scj6693]

i especially love the flat expression on skinner’s face and the wordless anger on chalmers’

[@Frostblitz96]

It killed me

[@Slipstream317]

I have been sucked into the Steamed Hams wormhole for the past 2 weeks, but this is quite possibly my favorite It delivers in every way you could possibly expect; major props.

[@Mectojic]

Aww thank you! I've been in the Steamed Hams 'algorithm' too recently, and felt like making a contribution.

[@Slipstream317]

:)

[@tbirddddd]

I thought I was done with this. I watch one Steamed Hams and find out people are still cranking out funny twists on this.

[@just_a_dustpan]

Yo same, except for me it's prolly been around a month

[@closethockeyfan5284]

It's been several months for me, and I agree this is among the best. It's the meme mashup the world isn't prepared for but so dearly needs.

[@CinnaSwirls]

How rude of Chalmers to drag out one lunch over multiple days. I hope the steamed hams remained fresh for all that time.

[@stephensnell5707]

Skinner probably preserved them in his Fridge

[@CinnaSwirls]

@@stephensnell5707 I think hamburgers last like a week in the fridge, right? Still, must be annoying, Skinner gets them out of the fridge and reheats them, again. And then Chalmers waddles away, again. Like, dude, I'd be upset.

[@stephensnell5707]

@@CinnaSwirls that would be the only way to stop them going off(in other words to stop them spoiling)

[@SodaPolycarbonate]

I mean, what are we, to believe these are some sort of *snort* magic steamed hams or something? Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

I mean Seymour meant to finally get that roast recipe to work but it just kept catching fire.

[@CloudyNebula]

Gotta love how this unintentionally gives us the explanation for why Chalmers always leaves so nonchalantly despite very clearly seeing that the house is on fire. He just knows that it is the usual everyday stuff at Skinner's.

[@1967rhino]

“Hey. Got any clams?” The man said “no, we just sell steamed hams!”

[@eyweiuai]

"but they're cold and they're fresh and they're all homemade, can I get you a glass?" and the duck said "what? steamed hams are not meant to be cold and they're definitely not meant to be served in glasses" "is that a yes?" The duck said "no." EDIT: fixed an incredibly dumb typo

[@jatoarkanen4435]

and the duck said "and you called them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled"

[@Flygon77]

@@jatoarkanen4435AND HE WADDLED AWAY *WADDLE WADDLE*

[@jatoarkanen4435]

@@Flygon77 TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY PAM PAM PAM-PA-PAM

[@GreenHillSonic_Roblox]

"GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE." "(Bum bum bum)" "Aurora Borealis?" *_"W h a t ?"_*

[@gengarzilla1685]

Even the narrator here thinks that excuse is total rubbish.

[@GlinB]

@@gengarzilla1685 4th wall destroy

[@stephensnell5707]

​@@GlinByou prune,there is no such thing as the 4th wall

[@Miniskirt29]

w h a t?

[@Max_The_Flower]

I love how Gary and Seymour seemingly scheduled multiple unforgettable luncheons back to back and for each one Gary would leave as it was just getting started, also since whenever Gary arrives the house isn’t on fire but whenever he leaves the house is on fire we can conclude that there is a different fire on each day.

[@IAmElectrospecter]

Multiple unforgettable luncheons lollll

[@jellywillreturn]

There’s something viscerally wrong with calling Chalmers by his first name.

[@thehousecat93]

Gary? That’s Super Nintendo Chalmers to you, pal.

[@xXBlueSheepXx]

I'm just replying to say I didn't know his first name was Gary.

[@SteamPaladin]

op knows chalmer's first name but doesn't call skinner armin? lolwut

[@Duckchimney]

Actually takes out all the tension of the scene

[@tbirddddd]

Seymour! The house is on fire! No, Mother. He waddled away.

[@galebourn]

Only because Skinner didn't have any glue.

[@BBoy4040]

I don't know how much tension a scene can have when one character believes every single a lie another character tells.

[@llarmstrong783]

I'm your 200th like

[@BAS19.6]

I thought we were having grapes. No no I said lemonade!

[@DatShepTho]

You call lemonade grapes?

[@dracojim6537]

​@@DatShepTho "YES" "Yes, and you call grapes lemonade despite the fact that they are made from lemons?"

[@steamboatwill3.367]

So it's grape lemonade?

[@nate_river_]

Oh dear! I was not expecting to laugh that hard. 😂 I must say... You steam a good duck. 👍

[@windowsfan95]

Same here

[@matthewisguy7336]

*grapes

[@eyweiuai]

DUCK NOOOOO!!!!!!! lol

[@ELEcomments]

I shouldn't have laughed that hard... but I did lol

[@ViciousFriendlyFish]

A Superintendent walked up to an old woman's house And he said to the principal, running the house, "Hey" bom bom bom, "Got any steamed clams"? The principal said "No, we only have steamed hams, it's an old family recipe, I'm sure you'll be a fan, Care to join me for your fill?" The Superintendent said "They're obviously grilled."

[@mint_marigold1229]

The principal said, "Dfjsdfkdhf um... y'see um... one thing I should... 'scuse me for one second."

[@napoopy]

@@mint_marigold1229 He walked in and out, "that was a good luncheon I reckon!"

[@eyweiuai]

@@napoopy "but I can't seem to find a good rhyme for reckon"

[@yazidefirenze]

The principal stuttered, he coughed and he sneezed He stood up and he left, he started to wheeze "I think we're done sir," The principal said "You steam a good ham," praised the Superintendent.

[@NickAdams1981]

...then he waddled away...til the very next day...

[@lforster2]

The bit where he said "No" was absolutely perfect

[@clumzoninjo8205]

And Skinner just stopped. Then he started to smile, he started to laugh he laughed for a while he said… Skinner: No

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

The narrator being confused as Skinner's answer fucking killed me

[@thompsonmatthew]

This is insanely creative. Holy cow.

[@JamesMSmithsDeadYouTubeChannel]

The “WHAT?!” caught me off-guard.

[@madness1231]

Made me genuinely bust out laughing at the "What?" at 2:16 lmao

This is absolutely the best Steamed Hams I've ever seen. I love the duck song, I've listened to it countless times. I would have never expected to see such a crossover. If you kept the music even during the dialogues, that would have been perfect!

[@Mectojic]

I considered it, but it was a little tricky to make it work.

[@onlyjoeking9591]

I thought we were having Steamed grapes

[@isaacdulek6411]

This. Everything about this is so good. I love it. My favorite part is the narrator breaking character at 2:15, I'm sure it was probably accidental but it makes it so much funnier

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

Chalmers gave Skinner so many chances to get it right and he still couldn’t properly cook his roast smh

[@AW-sx8hm]

He steamed a good ham though

[@jatoarkanen4435]

A Series of Unfortunate Luncheons

[@NFITC1]

Steamed Hams has become the "Guile's theme goes with anything" of memes now.

[@Mick_92]

Isn't "Guile's theme goes with anything" the "Guile's theme goes with anything" of memes already?

[@CKru8789]

@@Mick_92 I must see now if there’s a Steamed Hams with a Guile’s Theme now! Time to hunt the inter-webs! Also waddle waddle.

[@Laezar1]

@@CKru8789 I checked and... yep there is =p multiples

[@AndrewAmbrose]

I burst out laughing when he said "No." xD

[@MannyBoy96]

I love how this was set up and how it progressively got further into the skit with each passing day. Amazing work.

[@Duckchimney]

All I needed on my day off work

[@bushbasher85]

Why? Why hasn’t this gone viral yet?

[@UltraHylia]

I like the description of Chalmers "waddling away", or coming back for numerous luncheons

[@raydaypinball]

I was NOT expecting this to be so THIS good! Also was not expecting it to say it was posted only 3 weeks ago!

[@Seidl-im5dv]

superintenduck chalmers and the man with the steamed ham

[@AW-sx8hm]

This is an amazingly terrible idea and it's amazingly well done. I love this so much.

[@kittybeans8192]

Okay Google, define Art. Google: Art. 1) Steamed Hams, but it's the Duck Song

[@theofficialmemerguy69]

2:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theofficialmemerguy69]

I must say you steam a good grape/lemonade/duck/video.

[@ms.pirate]

Bruh, you got video editing talent!!! 🤣

[@TrateMusic]

It's so delightful that after all these years, I keep finding a new favorite edit!

[@matthewisguy7336]

I have a theory this video was inspired by the part in the original Steamed Hams when Chalmers walks away like at 0:21 it looks like he's _waddling away_

[@dorobokino]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS

[@matthewisguy7336]

0:18 😂

[@toyotaprius79]

There's something wrong, there aren't hundreds of millions of views on this.

[@dolanvskaney]

This is absolutely perfect. I'm continuously amazed by people's creativity with this meme. It never gets old.

[@kingdonut6675]

This is a historic moment as it is my first steamed hams video of 2023😭

[@JvanEdits]

Then he steamed away

[@Mectojic]

Omg! I love your vids man!

[@DavidJamesHenry]

Genuinely the funniest Steamed Hams edit

[@mint_marigold1229]

This is art. ART.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

It's hard to believe how upset I was before seeing this, and now I'm laughing. Amazing job. 😂

[@DaGreatOzzie]

Gosh my face hurts 😂😂😂 I think this may be the pinnacle of this meme, of course I’ve said that before

[@thecedarriversnag]

This is exactly what the internet was made for.

[@damien__j]

HEY GOT ANY.....CLAMS?

[@Volteer]

This is one of the best ones so far. I must say, you steam a good ham!

[@crunchyfloor5455]

Two masterpieces combined

[@_CinnamonKitty]

That was utterly glorious and a lovely trip down memory lane, thank you :3

[@adamriggs2698]

Hey! Got any steamed hams?

[@user-jq1kq9hy1t]

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: *_SEEEEEYYMOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR!!_* just how I remember it

[@Peepimus]

Wait, this is actually genius.!.!

[@MisterVercetti]

2:44 Chalmers just looks so goddamned offended that Skinner won't let him see the aurora borealis.😂

[@Macedonian_91]

0:47 the duck said "UHH..." WHY AM I DYING AT THIS BIT 🤣

[@danktorvosaurus]

Forget Endgame, this is the crossover of the century

[@robiginal]

A man walked up to Seymour's house, and he said to the man in the house: "Hey!" bom bom bom. "Got any steamed clams?"

[@Solid_Hank]

Lmao "and then he waddled away" and it shows Chalmers walking

[@BladeCrossEXE]

This is spectacular. I'd love to see this pitch corrected and with an instrumental laid underneath it, kinda like Steamed Hams Inc did.

[@Thecrazymerio]

This is my new favorite Steamed Hams. Thank you! Thank you so much!

[@Prince-Bucket]

Reasons for the duck waddling away: 1. Refused to have an unforgettable luncheon. 2. Didn't want steamed clams. 3. Hates it when people call hamburgers steamed hams. 4. The steamed hams were grilled. 5. Was refused access to aurora borealis and was offered a grape.

[@AcousticNRG]

and one more question for you..........got any hams?

[@inybisinsulate]

Several layers of puns not counting the music, beautiful.

[@windowsfan95]

Then he waddled away. waddle, waddle. Then he waddled away. waddle, waddle.

[@stm7810]

Pure genius!

[@ethanlivemere1162]

2:44 The look of outrage on Chalmers' face

[@caroldefender4144]

Lyrics: Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: "Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions." The man said: "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" The duck said: "Yeah." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle 'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand: "SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!" (Bum bum bum) "Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?" The man said: "Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!" The duck said: "Uh-" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle 'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: "I thought we were having steamed clams." The man said: "Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers." The duck said: "You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?" Then he waddled away, waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle 'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: "You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger." The man said: "Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!" The duck said: "Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle 'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: "Good lord, what is happening in there?!" (Bum bum bum) "Aurora Borealis?" "What? Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!" Then one more question for you: "...May I see it?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped, then he started to smile He started to laugh, he laughed for a while He said: "No." So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck and the duck said: "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away, waddle waddle

[@TheCosmicChicken]

This explains why Skinner is so unconcerned about his house being on fire at the end of Steamed Hams. Apparently that's a normal occurrence that happens every day, and it's always miraculously extinguished by the next day. His mother is senile and forgets every time, and he knew Chalmers wouldn't believe him if he told him the truth, so he had to come up with the aurora borealis explanation.

[@veronicavaes4581]

I'm so glad this meme still pops up occasionally.

[@ZealanTanner]

This is the funniest one I’ve seen so far

[@PhazonOmega]

I don't like the duck don't, and after seeing the original Steamed Hams I was done with it. Then months later I saw this recommended and knew I had to see this combination. It's brilliant.

[@penelopemurfitt6974]

2:42 All of that smiling and laughing for nothing...

[@redeye4516]

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: *fire truck siren*

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I thought this meme was dead, but this has elevated it to new levels

[@strangescottvoiceacting5351]

I made one edit on my second channel. Similar to this it uses another ancient KZbin meme, Llamas With Hats. Kudos to you for appreciating the classics.

[@theflyingkipper42]

Crossover we all need, but didn't deserve

[@jeremyusreevu237]

This made me laugh harder than it should have. Great work!

[@Super64Legend]

2:46 - 2:49 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 “walked to the store”

[@joetwist]

I don’t know what the duck song is 😢

[@JillofTrades]

This is perfect lmao

[@daniel69]

Possibly one of the best videos of all time

[@MyStolenAimbot]

Every day chalmers comes to skinners house, and every day Agnes burns to death in his house.

[@mrtoowhite1]

Finally. We are on the correct timeline.

[@hoffer_moment]

this works surprisingly well

[@danielsantoro6332]

The waffle house has found it's new host.

[@gazeros69]

This is my favourite one yet, so fuckin’ good.

[@TaylorTCarlson]

Got any orange drink?

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

2:11 This synced well lol

[@rome5628]

This is my favorite steamed hams

[@jokar9129]

This is the weirdest steamed hams video so far

[@cruelpulse]

You still got it, Steamed Hams.

[@angelplayz5783]

This one is my favorite so far! 🤣

[@j.k.8773]

This is fucking cursed

[@dave0754]

Do you have anyyyy.. Hams?

[@potomax]

Simply genius !

[@AstroTom]

I didn't know I needed this in my life. I feel like my life has purpose now. 2:37 this bit made me laugh out louder than I think I have in a long time.

[@neptune9647]

2:15 Aurora Borealis? *♪ W h a t ♪*