STEAMING CRAP #2 (Rocket Shooter)

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Diction & I continue to plumb the depths of Steam’s user-reviewed multiplayer games with ‘Rocket Shooter’, the fruit of the now-legendary collaboration between Crytek, DICE, Infinity Ward, Treyarch, Epic, BioWare, Rockstar North, Rockstar Toronto, Rockstar San Diego, and Phil Fish.
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ENDSONG
‘Azalea’ - MDK
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*used with permission
MUSIC
‘Toccata and Fugue in D Minor’ - Bach
www.archive.org
License: CC Public Domain
‘Heavily Medicated’ - Splintered Gypsy
License: CC Public Domain
'Brodyquest' - Lemon Demon
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License: CC Attribution 3.0
Additional music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
SOUND EFFECTS
‘Jab’ - Mike Koenig
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‘wooshs 04 (medium)’ - toyoto
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License: CC Attribution 3.0
Additional effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound

[@SuperDi_]

Sark does the opposite of flashy editing. He edits like really small details a lot of people wont even notice, but when you do it's amazing. Like the music slowing down and speeding up when he runs or walks.

[@fawkespryde9183]

Its like a streaker. Not everyone notices the streaker, some even look away. If you point it out to them, it just seems to ruin the surprise. Best not tell them and let them get an eyeful for themself.

[@Asaski09]

Heavily preferable to Evan's for me. I know his vids are more aimed at kids, but Sark's sexy subtlety sends shivers spinewards.

[@marmiteghost]

+Asa A1 aliteration

[@kiernanbailey2796]

Or when he's playing prop hunt and he dims his voice when he's outside to make it sound far away

[@adamloneragan3743]

When I realized that the music sped up when you were running I realized how much of a comic genius you truly are.

[@satansbich574]

Damn just noticed that

[@AzullunaX]

i just noticed that, wow that's truly amazing XD

[@mk_6]

godlike editing

[@GoingGoneable]

Not only that, when he went under the map he muffled the music (8:32)

[@bettyronald8081]

''The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.''

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

The speeding up and slowing down of the music was fucking amazing. The details in these edits are godly

[@DomJaoII]

"We're Hunting Reds." "Yeah, Like J. Edgar Hoover." top kek.

[@NachtDerSins]

Over the course of the video, Sark actually got all two achievements and perfected the game.

[@danjor5749]

At least this game actually functioned.

[@eltrashooter2578]

Probably better then IW.

[@tay-kholdingaglock9946]

+Ahmet Furkan Beyhan its 2016 "your momma" joke aren't funny

[@mrburtbox9446]

Connecting to the master server... ... ... ... ... ...

[@ybh1231]

LMAO, because Sham owns it. So true. HAHA

[@nikoladjordjevic3858]

Papa sham knows the best

[@deltazoom1444]

Hey man Saw is totally the greatest game.

[@nikoladjordjevic3858]

Next Gen toilets

[@old_kitsune2811]

I really want more of this series

[@DraykkeGaming]

I absolutely freakin' love the idea behind this series Sark. This is just gold. And as always the editing is godlike. Keep up the awesome work!

[@joshdudeguy2830]

This is what headaches are made of

[@jebus726cristo6]

Whats with every single unity engine game having too much motion blur and lens flairs?

[@TheMrSark]

This is Unreal, unless they just slapped the Unreal logo on the beginning for fun. Which wouldn't surprise me.

[@jebus726cristo6]

Mr Sark sorry, i got confused, its the assets that are unity i think. i recognize some of them from time ramesside, a game that Sham played.

[@Johnny-Joseph]

Nope, this is the default game that comes with the unreal engine. The textures, weaopons, sounds, movement bindings, and client are all unreal. The 'designer?' has literally just placed default unreal assets and boosted the movement speed.

[@mrpumperknuckles1631]

TheStoryOfJohnny lol

[@mrpumperknuckles1631]

TheStoryOfJohnny have to admit is some pretty good graphics though.

[@hydra7094]

love how sark can play the worst games and still make them entertaining

[@RikStuh]

"Tribes Ascended into the milk." Lol. That gun looks Tribes for sure!

[@TheDiamondHit]

Damn, how'd you get Infinite Warfare?

[@SchrodingerMil]

I know right? Looks way better than I expected.

[@mrpumperknuckles1631]

TheDiamondHit more like infinite welfare XD

[@BennyAndMo]

The slow rockets just crack me up. The game is so fast and then you have those 😂

[@TiltRepairMan]

The rewatch goes on! Love your stuff so much, everything is entertaining and well edited. See you on Twitch, love you and miss you. ❤

[@paolo_gonzalez]

Sark, make this a series where you find shit on Steam and play it

[@anonymoususer3112]

That's what this is...

[@germanas7898]

You could also check out AllShamNoWow, who Sark referenced in the video at 1:17. Dude's playing lots of shitty games for others' amusement and self-torture.

[@WolfWraithGames]

The series is called "Steaming Crap".

[@MongoPizza]

I love the change of music you edited in while you were running to the tower on the second map. Also Peer Gynt is an excellent choice.

[@tesslarka3609]

thank you for still uploading, your humor and editing is the best. Early morning for me but I get to start it with a good laugh :)

[@YeOleBorther]

sark is love, sark is harambe, #DicksOutForSarambe

[@ivanknjezevic4840]

#DicksOutForSark #FuckHarambe

[@MrKrampenDamp]

+Ivan Knježević who?

[@MrKrampenDamp]

+John Santos stop it with these obscure jokes!!

[@TheComander5]

I like how the low-health sound is ripped straight from Ark xD

[@Redralphred]

Please continue this series, it already is my favorite one on KZbin xD

[@giloball8876]

I'd love to see this series return.

[@roweproductions9424]

As annoying as that blur is, surely they could do a Flash tv series mod. Then the running at stupid speeds may work. Great vid sir!

[@justin4jj677]

I fricken love this series, keep it going please

[@obeycarter98jc]

Your videos always make my day. When I'm not watching new Sark I'm watching old sark

[@lars4738]

This is truly a masterpiece of the rocket shooting genre

[@fire97xs]

When you are hurt in that game it sounds like the same sound fx they use for Ark Survival when you are wounded in that game.

[@raginggalaxy4788]

your hilarious funniest youtuber

[@sebestianritter7097]

*you're

[@killerkueen]

He was talking to me

[@tibarion]

Going to need more than a "you're*"

[@coachmetro4860]

One of the best series on youtube

[@sarkazam_]

Blair Witch movie ad in a Sark video? Coincidence? I think not

[@weaponizedturtle1270]

I actually thought there was something wrong with my resolution while watching this. That's how next level this motion blur is.

[@FaYtxFaTe]

9:40 Why take drugs when Sark's editing can do all the dirty work for us?

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

The facial expression after 8:55 legit cracked me up so hard

[@kreme9694]

Haha! They have used the weapons UI display, the weapon models and the health pickups from the Unreal engine ShooterGame project you can download to check out :D

[@Kvast]

Love how you speed up the music when you're sprinting! xD

[@otissandyrus5768]

Like Christmas morning everytime I get an alert

[@TastesLikePanda]

1:20 those guns remind me of ones in Quake 3 Arena, I think they were rocket launchers too.. Didnt play it in a while so I wouldnt remember properly.

[@roberthenry6910]

please do more of this sark!!

[@Lachdanun]

Love Sark. Epic attitude and all

[@briddenattech]

Gaming PC = 1,200$ Rocket Shooter = $6.99 Jumping off the map and causing an underflow error, Priceless.

[@Vishouse48]

Just love the Sound-Edit

[@jordanrosemanmusic]

Sark change the description to make sure there is no profanity to get rid of the KZbin censors. Have a great day!

[@GeeNo_]

You prefer the stupid meme bullshit like Harambe to people complaining about shit that actually matters? Really?

[@youisa1]

+Bullet739 Harambe did matter

[@jordanrosemanmusic]

+Simon Peggle lol I'm looking out for sark to make sure he doesn't get dicked over by KZbin.

[@skillerftwerr]

Simon Peggle is stupid af. Are you looking for something to be pissed off at?

[@statiq1941]

+skillerftwerr How is he stupid? The idiots are the people who don't understand the new terms and cons.

[@noahwatson2346]

The heavy breathing sound when heavily damaged is the exact same as the one in ARK-survival evolved.

[@0010eldar]

4:41 sounds like ARK: Survival Evolved, its the sound when you're low on health haha, its exactly the same sound

[@akumuryuu]

To be fair, with a decent AI and a bit of polishing/fiddling with speeds, it could've been a really good game.

[@damo3923]

"A bit"

[@0ion]

I wish Sark uploaded more often. Forget taking care of the kids!

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Damn, nice shout out to Tycho there, Mr.Sark. Gotta laugh out of me.

[@TheAkashicTraveller]

That's the low health sound Ark uses

[@stillschonchin]

I believe it's something called a "heartbeat".. not quite sure what it is but I've heard about it.

[@bestpapertowelintown9008]

Its a stock asset. Both games use the same engine.

[@goldiesloth]

I salute you and Diction for doing us all a favor and sifting through the shit of Steam so we don't have to.

[@KPater-mf4je]

Don't forget Sham! He's practically their mentor, the commander-in-chief of garbage games on greenlight :D

[@goldiesloth]

Simon Peggle Yeah, it takes class like Sham's to pre-sort such abysmal games.

[@derekmeyers7675]

is shoveling shit better than Machinima?

[@michaeljohnson5167]

You just asked if Machinima is better than Machinima.

[@BrownsNJ24]

Thanks Sark for being the best!

[@schlatta-dirtydeeds9351]

This actually looks like it could be a lot of fun!

[@teejaykaye]

So this game relies on Skyrim's mountain scaling physics. Brilliant.

[@TheAratine]

I like how they put in the low health sounds from ARK xD

[@CaptainNabber]

What if it was just the game

[@Brodolf_Gainzdeer]

is just a standard store asset. Ark isn't original with the sound either.

[@CaptainNabber]

+Josh Peace I think that was ingame sounds not edited

[@Brodolf_Gainzdeer]

+Captain Nabber yeah, both ark and rocket shooter got the sound off the asset store. along with a lot of other cheap shitty games. lol

[@CaptainNabber]

+Josh Peace lol

[@Gir0107]

make more of these please oh my GOD theyre the best

[@masonwebb6445]

Bro I love your channel, keep up the good work bro

[@theonlyrealjohn2110]

After a single semester of game design I could have made both of those maps in unity. This seriously seems like a first year project for a couple of design students who just put ridiculous physics in there solely because they knew how to edit gravity and sprint speeds.

[@mojoJoejo15]

I didn't expect to see a sequel to the refunders haha

[@wakewka7931]

The God, the legend, Mr Sark is back!

[@ronaldogonzalez3616]

I wish you could upload more but these videos are great so its worth waiting

[@longmink]

I had to go eat a bottle of tums after watching this vid. 11/10

[@dominic2009]

Hey at least this game worked unlike the other three but please do more of these they're hilarious

[@Tylerjb123100]

when your health was low for a few seconds I thought my brother was playing ARK

[@Zerginblubber]

Rofl right when they started to think the first game was gonna work well, my wifi cut out for a sec and the video failed and it was fucking perfect.

[@MTMAJORGAMING]

PLEASE MAKE SOME MORE OF THIS SARKY SARK

[@Combaticus101]

The sound the character makes when you get damaged is from ARK survival lol... xD

[@megamario6425]

2 maps 2 modes 2 guns 2 players 2 buyers 2 hours of your lives that no one will give you back.

[@Trident1321]

I have never had a game make me feel this sick. That motion blur is a hell of a thing.

[@delokros7902]

@1:07 Diction looks just like the Alien in the movie Battleship. +Mr Sark

[@Austin-xn3cd]

Being that this video is a Mr Sark video, it should not have any dislikes

[@isitonpc5299]

what a refreshing series :)

[@professionallyclueless2395]

Compared to the games last episode Rocket Shooter is game of the year.

[@pizzadude400]

They copied the ARK low health heartbeat xD

[@WolfiePlaysYT]

I was just about to put this ^^ XD

[@AsXSharDzZ]

not copied, its a stock standard effect. straight off the assets store

[@BoarhideGaming]

Funnily enough, they have the same rights to the sound as ark has

[@molly1211]

Oh, I love Sark. He manages to make the shittiest games entertaining.

[@TheATLASO]

Sark said that he 'tribes ascended' while I was downloading Tribes Ascend

[@DaScrubbalo]

I love how even at 1080p it looks like 144p

[@JunohProductions]

This is what happens when you have so many games at your disposal. I've done this when I was bored. I looked at the games I owned with the lowest rating and tried playing them.

[@BenjaminLund5]

You're not my general, but you make great online video content, so thank you.

[@MBCz_XtRMn8ToR]

Can you do more of these videos please

[@AlcoholicGoblin]

AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS MORNING MOOD

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

It'd be awesome if you can do a Funhaus collab Sark! But no pressure

[@chadwick5838]

This gameplay made me feel like I was on acid

[@tomasgarau5338]

Moar!!! omd this is better than christmas, dude XD

[@justenufftolose]

Can I play with your Gooch in a tub of molten gold while you play the entire Batman Forever soundtrack on a Kazoo until we go into the ether together for eternity

[@TheMrRockalong]

i fucking love this series.I love shit like this, all over me

[@Marko-hx7be]

This game looks good as long as you don't move.

[@jriffle2011]

I love this series xD

[@derekmeyers7675]

Sark is a proud example of boredom

[@BananaFuhrer]

Nice right on time 👍🏻

[@ryancampbell7441]

Once again a video full of laughs and an impressed me

[@UkPeters95]

Please do more, really good series, hahahaha

[@RizzMiamiNetwork]

Fire now. I'm out of rocks, I only have the one rocket

[@christovonbaron]

Everything you post I love it

[@ZerglingPack]

Damn that second map gave me a headache with that crazy amount of motion blur.

[@Awesome_Gee]

Imagine if you shot your rocket WHILE running at full speed - that shit could sink whole Japan

[@demopan6759]

rocket shooter's map looks like a remastered gmod map

[@deadreaper-sx1gw]

Mr Sark keep up with the good work and cool videos have a good day.

[@passwordis12341234]

Instantly clicking the video within seconds