stede & izzy trifling each other for 4 minutes

[@shelby8032]

When you rearrange the letters of “trifling” you get “flirting”

[@nandermonation1881]

screaming at this, you’re SO right

[@theladynim2]

🤯

[@soapeating_simulator]

that’s literally what i thought it said at first 😭

[@orange_leaf4913]

LEGIT READ IT AS THAT WHEN I CLICKED

[@gloriauwu5984]

Lol I thought it said flirting at first 😂

[@end_this_time2058]

Stede with everyone: I'm sure they are good people Stede with Izzy: peace was never an option

[@everett5963]

As he should 😌💀😭

[@bustedkeaton]

Theyre soulmates but for contempt instead of love

[@dance_ofThaDEAD]

Good instintsinstincts

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

@@bustedkeaton This is such a perfect description! Nemesis-mates? There must be a word for two people or characters who are destined to hate and thwart each other forever. Like Batman and the Joker.

[@NeoNovastar]

I'm so glad he refuses to take that abuse. So good

[@iota1175]

literally nothing funnier than izzy more or less being a guy from a Serious Drama Genre who wandered onto the ship ran by a guy in the comedy genre and getting endlessly pissed about it

[@MuttonchopsOfJustice]

someone described izzy as the one human character in a muppet movie

[@binoodle511]

@@MuttonchopsOfJustice bloody perfect lmao

[@neuralmute]

Izzy is also the one aggressively cis/het dude who just accidentally wandered into the middle of a Pirate Pride Parade.

[@Zephirite.]

@@neuralmute Haha…bold of you to assume he’s straight, not an internalized homophobe.

[@neuralmute]

@@Zephirite. Yeah, I've changed my mind on that opinion. He's just the world's biggest closet case, with a toxic sadomasochistic crush on his boss. Pretty sure he was hard when BB bit his toe off. Weird little wanker.

[@Sharpe1502]

I love how Stede is so courteous to most people when he first meets them… except for Izzy.

[@ashleighcalvert8937]

He knew he was after his man before he even met his man

[@Anaaewp]

He could smell the homophobia

[@roguejester4986]

In fairness, Izzy starts it the most.

[@thisisjamsomewhere]

I can't get over Stede repeating the "Or is it?" and Izzy suddenly getting confused and not knowing how to respond. I love their interactions because Izzy is the one person Stede is never nice with or polite to 😂

[@DeadBore]

Izzy just generally has no clue how to handle Stede. To be fair I don’t think most people do

[@seekersatori212]

Because the are love rivals.

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

@@seekersatori212 BINGO!

[@miloreyes4713]

oh my god (disbelief) oh my god (heartbroken) oh my god (homophobic)

[@four1629]

this is my favorite fucking comment trend on yt LMFAOOO

[@sunflower-yj3mv]

I CANT EITH THISSS 😭😭😭

[@wings2465]

LMAOOOOI

[@therealopaartist]

“I quickly became homophobic” -Izzy

[@CROWIIC]

@@therealopaartist Then and there

[@briar_rose7569]

Stede really is a terrible pirate unless Izzy in involved. Then he suddenly becomes competent... the power of jealousy, I guess? As seen with Calico Jack.

[@somestuff7468]

Gosh i love their banter so much, stede literally don’t give a damn about being gentle or kind towards iggy

[@aduckinlingerie]

Cuz he’s a lil shit (affectionate)

[@izzy5283]

It's Izzy

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

@@izzy5283 whatever, I don’t care

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

@@breadcrumbhoarder This is one of my favorite lines from OFMD!

[@SpaztasticSheep]

@@breadcrumbhoarder the best scene

[@misterbumbast1k]

"Stede Fucking Bonnet, I Fucking change you to a Fucking duel" is the most dramatic line in cinematic history

[@girgal73]

I read this comment right as that line played in the video 😂

[@katevolodina229]

focking

[@rkah6187]

*in cinematic fucking history 😂

[@annakuch9108]

SAME ​@@girgal73

[@verdantb9845]

Stede's power to take down arguably more competent, powerful men by annoying them until they snap and do something stupid is fantastic.

[@FeministCatwoman]

That's some epic bugs bunny energy somehow

[@therealopaartist]

He burned down an entire ship by just being honest and savage.

[@jessicaryan1678]

They're both two different types of dogs fighting over the same cat

[@pptonto]

That is... the best description Ive ever read

[@cassiefromooo]

golden retriever and angry chihuaha

[@luxill0s]

I’d argue that Izzy is more a Dutch Shepherd and Stede a Tibetan Spaniel but

[@jessicaryan1678]

Rat terrier vs pekingese, ed is a ragdoll or maincoon

[@EricaVeee]

@@jessicaryan1678 or a Norwegian Forest cat

[@sarahsander1181]

"bonnet comes along and he's like, oh blackbeard, i really love that- i love the way you dress, i love the way you hair - your beard and all that" - izzy hands really underrated rambling tbh izzys just so bamboozled this idiot came along and successfully seduced his boss lol

[@afreshloafofbread629]

mans projecting just the liiiiitlest bit in that scene. it's both funny and sad at the same time 😭

[@Maura555-f9f]

@@afreshloafofbread629 projecting that is so that right word for it XD

[@angelaliz9983]

Yesssss, this is SUCH an underrated part!

[@anna-dg8zc]

i love how everytime stede sees izzy he's like '''UGH, IT'S YOU'' 🙄 his mood changes so quickly its so funny

[@509Gman]

It’s like Blackadder and Darling

[@anna-dg8zc]

@@509Gman idk these characters where are they from?

[@nandermonation1881]

@@anna-dg8zc Blackadder! BBC show from the 80s starring Mr. Bean himself, Rowan Atkinson

[@soyboysupreme6190]

"how goes the fuckery?" ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (1:54)

[@gonzosidaryc1424]

It really was hate-at-first-sight for these two, wasn't it?

[@kangaroo9816]

Stede: You taught me well. Ed: Not THAT well- Stede: *slaps Izzy’s ass instead of stabbing him while he’s got the chance*

[@cassiefromooo]

1:57 izzy just standing in the shadows KILLED me omfg

[@bluewolf6323]

I didn't even notice him until it was zoomed! I was wondering where he was! Why is Izzy so extra?!

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Just a pitiful little guy xD

[@Whippu_woppu]

Plus being so short, he looks like an angry gremlin hanging out in the shadows

[@thescarvedinsect]

My cat bothering me about food for the tenth time today:

[@TheSonWhoCums6669]

He looks so mini

[@claudenoelle3724]

Love how Izzy goes through all the stages of grief with his oh my gods when he thinks he hears Steve and Ed going at it 🤣🤣

[@neuralmute]

Ah yes, disbelief heartbroken homophobic ... and the last one that he never reaches. All the usual stages of grief.

[@insertwittyusernamehere3082]

STEVE

[@your_fbi_agent7691]

My mans was CRYING 😭😭

[@izzyoranges8005]

I think Izzy should get to hate kiss Stede at least once…as a treat

[@neuralmute]

@@mm-xl8eq Maybe a pity f*ck from Pete and/or Lucius?

[@kangaroo9816]

@@mm-xl8eq I want to see Lucius sketch him lol

[@mikeoxlong4556]

@@kangaroo9816 I kinda ship him with lucius and black pete

[@kangaroo9816]

@@mikeoxlong4556 me too! But only if Izzy stops being such a meanie lol

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

Do people ship them?

[@sophovot5079]

izzy's literally just trying to do his job and not get killed on the high seas lol and all he gets is "haha izzy i am fucking your captain"

[@plutospulsar]

stede gaslighting izzy in the forest is the best scene ever

[@marianmayuga1338]

I like Izzy bc every single scene he's in makes me laugh. It doesn't matter whether it's a serious one or comedy, somehow Izzy always makes everything funnier

[@poppyonline4034]

I know me too. I hope there’s lots more Izzy scenes next season.

[@emmanandoca8591]

Right? All my friends hate him, and don’t get me wrong I do to, but u can’t help but laugh at this shambling heap of garbage pretending to be a person. Idk, he’s just funny

[@cocktailonion696]

He’s the only human in an all Muppet cast.

[@showandtell1313]

stede slapping izzy on the ass w/ his sword is just 🤣

[@rozbessel]

that "IZZY 👹" at 1:04 gets me every fucking time i'm dying

[@random_boi_5006]

I’ll never get over how Stede just blatantly dislikes Izzy Everyone else even the Badmintons he’s generally polite to but there is not even a façade of civility with Izzy it’s so funny to me XD

[@popcrimezzz]

1:43 he was fucking crying???????? THE TEAR

[@Savarode]

the homos̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ phobic tears

[@girlwiththegreenhair]

tbh I would be crying to

[@Bread-pu7rq]

..oh..

[@ZS-gd9zh]

I was crying too, tears of laughter especially when I saw him tear up 😂😂😂😂

[@sophovot5079]

Con's acting choices are everything to me

[@ghostgfmaterial]

Are we really going to ignore Stede's millisecond of confused excitement at being grabbed at/manhandled in 1:21 (because he was probably thinking it was someone else... wonder who else wears black leather on that ship HMHMM) before his face drops with disgust and he goes "UGH, IT'S YOU" because. it makes me feel 3 different emotions at the same time

[@smol_hamster_]

I adore this 😂 those dramatic zooms *chef kiss* We absolutely need an episode in S2 where Izzy and Stede are stuck together and have to work together. Top tier comedy

[@harrypotterfantng]

Ed puts them in the Get Along Shirt

[@screamingcryinghelpimdying1375]

the sheer amount of cursing would be worth it

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Yess! Especially if they're literally stuck together, like that movie with Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis and the handcuffs. If season two doesn't include something like that, I'm going to write a fanfic of it.

[@Whippu_woppu]

@@itzakpoelzig330please do, I need it in my life now

[@Room142]

After seeing the s2 trailer that is totally happening!!

[@brutuscatapang3307]

that scene where izzy is just peeking around the curtains "how goes the feckery?" is so funny to me

[@Nogofickyourself]

When ed is hanging and Izzy yells at Stede, when Stede walks away he says "looks like there's trouble in paradise"

[@rkah6187]

What a petty bitch Stede can be 😂 I absolutely love it

[@abbiezur]

ʰᵒʷ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳʸ?

[@MeanderingFox]

This has a 'Translate to English' option and it just changes to "goes the fuckery?"

[@dylsaster]

him standing like 🕴️

[@veggie8942]

reading the comments before watching the video, this one made me go 'hehehe.' but when the scene came up in the video i LOST IT visualizing the tiny text 🤣

[@veggie8942]

would be incredible if the closed captions did that to his line

[@FlameExecutioner]

I read this in his voice.

[@skrelemor]

1:32 this look stede gives is so cartoonishly hilarious XD

[@ljm792]

1:01 Stede's so mean AND I LOVE IT

[@Elias-zx6di]

I hate Izzy so much (affectionate)

[@xXBarbDwireXx]

0:12 You can tell izzy at least knows how to spell his name because he cuts the letters into Stede's shirt

[@binoodle511]

"How goes the fuckery?" and Stede's repeated "Or is it?" are two of my most favourite lines from this show. Of course there are too many to choose a proper favourite lmao Edit: can't forget "good.. cuz I kinda enjoyed it". Gotta love their trifling

[@poe1948]

this whole thing is SO well edited and hilarious. the closeups, and careless whisper and clown music being put over those scenes, PLS

[@bustedkeaton]

The "clown music" is the benny hill theme hahaha

[@meganlynn4213]

1:12 I love how here Stede is basically saying doesn't give an f about what Izzy's 'captain' thinks. But BOY little does he know what's about to unfold.

[@stan_dinghere]

i will never get over izzys jealous face when he thinks ed and stede are trifling with one another

[@lynkhart1108]

The careless whisper fucking broke me XD

[@20Grosh]

"This isn't over, Mr. Bonnet" "Good, cause I kind of enjoyed it" When I tell I need them to hook up next season, just to see what happens-

[@aidashahirasuhadi9809]

Lmao Stede is certainly not keen on being gentle when it comes to Izzy

[@teammeteamus.8315]

I love Jim giving silent fighting tips when Izzy and Stede were duelling!

[@synnesilentweb]

omg I never noticed that's so cute

[@clara33355]

1:57 I always laugh at this part because why is he peeking around the corner like that?? lmao

[@xanthe4547]

izzy wandered off the set of black sails

[@weewoo4066]

I love the prissy little flick he does with his head at 1:16

[@poppyonline4034]

I just noticed that- thank you! Amazing!

[@bluestarthestar]

And the way he goes to drink the nose juice dramatically then thinks better of it

[@UrgentCabbage99]

Literally I think Izzy is just jealous that Stede wasn't into him lol

[@soup8685]

I love the scene at 0:30 when Stede says "I've already ruined one man's head this week..." Izzy's defiant expression just drops. XD

[@Kayla_V]

2:21 had me dying ✋😭

[@justpassingthruskdjb]

GOD, ME TOO 😭🤣

[@maddsgrace8018]

i cannot take their duel seriously AT ALL with the chicken dance in the background

[@509Gman]

It’s “Yakkety Sax”, there is a difference

[@ConradTwigs]

I'm losing it at the zooms 😂

[@ShutUpSylvie]

3:46 DOES FRENCHIE CALL HIM "JIZZY"!??!?

[@nandermonation1881]

sure does

[@thekittyburger3175]

Oh my god I never noticed! XD

[@ahobbit1273]

I'm so glad you caught that because I never noticed lol

[@Allegro11Maestoso]

the growl when he corrects Iggy into Izzy always cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@rocioperez8321]

OH MY GOD, that last bit with the music was AMAZING, it synced up so well im dying

[@briedoll2075]

I TOOK A SIP OF WATER RIGHT AS CARELESS WHISPER STARTED AND WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

[@neptuneknox7729]

1) "unleash h̸͇͑͝e̸͙̺̊l̷̻͕̾̑l̸̫̟̈́̚" almost killed me, 2) you picked the best possible music to put over the duel

[@1Vix1]

"What about it, I don't care" Ah yes, pure gold

[@buccy9841]

0:34 *the editing lmao this is a masterpiece*

[@vickucollins7934]

I FUCKING DIED AT THAT "hELL"

[@_eternal.body.butter_]

god i love this fandom sm

[@odoe8110]

This is one of my favourite videos from the fandom, it’s so well edited and it’s so funny! I think one of my favourite things is the fact that when Stede’s going “you’re trifling me!” It’s the exact same energy as the scene from Night at the Museum 2 when Kahmunrah is having a rant at Larry because he touching the tablet. 10/10 amazing

[@dawnmayflower4422]

OMG thank you! I knew it reminded me of something lol. And you’re totally right ;)

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

Trifling legends fr

[@ashleynef4913]

this had me in tears, thank you for that

[@GuntherAMVs]

I deeply appreciate how well the duel is synced to the benny hill song LOL

[@nandermonation1881]

thank you for noticing :’)

[@pastthepointofnoreturn6412]

I absolutely love that Izzy is never seen entering the scene, he always just appears in a corner somewhere and it kills me EVERY time😭😭

[@roxfoxreal6882]

"upon my signal, unleash 👹👹👹" THE VOICE EFFECTS SENT ME 😭💀 HE SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING BUMBLEBEE FROM TRANSFORMERS AGSGDHASJGJDAGH

[@Eliquiss004]

You had me with that music between their duel I'm cackling like an idiot

[@samalamamama]

the audio edits and zooms are so simple and they make me LOSE it

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Did Frenchie just call Izzy 'Jizzy' at 3:48? I love that for him.

[@pink-mo9kw]

Having careless whisper over that scene is so funny 🤣

[@RPGDesignatedPaladin]

You put Yackety Sax into their sword fight! The Comedy Gods must be inspiring you and smiling upon you. I genuinely laughed.

[@baronreeves9232]

Our flag Means Death is the only show where I find bearded men attractive.

[@enchi6138]

I need to watch this every day to keep my sanity

[@marchrabbits]

I love their banter 😂 amazing editing and music choices!!

[@ridgeranch4]

Oh lord that sax music made the duel 1000 times better 😂😂 And the record scratch?? Brilliant! ✨👏🏻

[@adiaheuser2622]

POCKET SAND!

[@Bebe-rn2fh]

This show is basically ten dudes fighting over Edward.. I mean, I don’t blame ‘em

[@buumbaby]

watching these scenes without ed's longing glances is really odd i've got to say

[@lochlanpage4327]

The benny hill music over the duel is inspired, I’m actually crying from laughing so hard

[@ememem2952]

THE TALENT IN THESE EDITS!!!

[@laurengrennen3849]

Omg they need to just make steddyhands canon already! Just because all 3 of them need it!

[@nandermonation1881]

speak your truth

[@meganlynn4213]

This video/edit is P-E-R-F-E-C-T. It looks like they're just fighting over Ed.

[@Zephirite.]

*When Stede’s about to throw hands with Izzy Hands.*

[@angelaliz9983]

“Careless Whisper” had me wheezing! 😂

[@bustedkeaton]

2:04 im crying

[@abrahamcardenas2938]

These 2 were destined to hate each other

[@ferallavendersoap]

i desperately need you all to know that izzy is pronounced the same way as the finnish word "isi" which basically means daddy... i cackle a bit every time i hear stede say it:D

[@l.g.2888]

honestly what does it say about me that this video finally made me understand gentlehands

[@itzakpoelzig330]

Now looking for excuses to say "what a perverrrse misuse of space."

[@valentinaosmanforero7549]

I am the only one that thought Izzy was about to cry when he misinterpreted the stabbing scene?

[@Allegro11Maestoso]

😂😂😂😂 the duel montage with Benny Hill's music 😂😂 this is brilliant *dries a wee tear*

[@mrbathory]

The editing is absolutely flawless, pissing myself

[@dreamcraft6822]

That head tilt at 0:57 is BABYGIRL

[@clara33355]

your music choice for the duel was *chef's kiss*

[@MicahRion]

Izzy is my favorite thank you so much for making this

[@doyalikejazz5251]

0:21 is so funny to me bc I remember Izzy was only like 16 at this time lmaooo

[@IguessImight]

The way Izzy says perverse........

[@velvittbunn624]

As a person whose name is also Izzy, this was an absolute rollercoaster

[@nandermonation1881]

“i’m very sorry to have to tell you this, IGGY-“

[@purplehood8418]

Just me standing around reading Stede/Izzy/Edward fanfic hoping it comes true 😭 I just feel like The Revenge is naturally polyam. My head cannons are Stede/Izzy/Ed and Izzy/Lucius and Lucius/Black Pete (Lucius being more solopolyam). Also Jim/Olu and Jim/Spanish Jackie.