Speed Dating Disaster | S3EP20

[@bradleypage4087]

Ryan brings the best moments hands down, the confusion around the “look”. Christ I’m actually crying

[@parsanajjari7940]

Liked the episode , shared it to 10 of my friends as well. And now I'm writing a comment too. I'm doing everything you wanted Stephen , please give me my son back.

[@lewisshorten4012]

Can you do something about the light reflecting off Ryan’s forehead

[@KieranAtkins]

blinding

[@st420x]

And foreskin

[@sebtaylor7718]

the mighty beacon

[@DannyMoreComedy]

Easier to grant world peace

[@stateofmind91]

Embrace it is what I say... its almost like a halo above him.

[@thatlazguy]

Maxi's Taxis might end up one of the greatest segments to ever grace this podcast

[@hm4654]

Actually nothing short of the truth what a cheeky devil

[@SSJPENGUIN]

“I was a pedophile, at the time” As though he's reformed his life in the week since😫 Can't believe Ryan's gradually becoming my favourite

[@TheLlamaKid]

Classic

[@KieranAtkins]

another hilarious episode, sadly this is always the highlight of my week!

[@nathankay-doney2143]

I know the feeling 😂

[@benking743]

Same, it’s getting embarrassing now

[@coysking9646]

I’ve got a sneaky feeling that all ten of the Series 3 Top 10 moments will be Ryan

[@MegaSlanguage]

27:55 ‘who the fuck’s Shanice?! You can get fucked’ had me in stitches

[@valconix6098]

22:48 is such an underrated joke by Max, also ‘get woke, prick.’ - Sidney Sausage 2022

[@frstmusic7145]

I don’t get it can someone please tell me

[@TylerD2skl4kl]

Brilliant joke!!!!

[@BigMadAndy]

Ryan should take dating advice from his mum. Im sure she’s received some great tips in her time.

[@Mudpluggs]

only 2 quid a time

[@BigMadAndy]

@@Mudpluggs she’s mugged you off there, Ive heard she usually does freebie’s.

[@BestBoyPatrick]

No she’s actually very reasonably priced

[@bigchungus_2806]

Mostly Ryan's tip

[@GreenKimchee]

the channel should be called "Ryan Tries Less". He's a man amongst men.

[@coysking9646]

Maxi’s Taxi’s is already the best segment on this poddy 🔥

[@lewis7316]

Ryans brain needs to be preserved and looked at when its all said and done for him his thought process is holy

[@JayAngles1986]

I know Stephen is famous for his quick wit, double entendres, undercutting everyone, basically his comedy IQ is way up there but seeing him doing a funny funny acting like a nutter is quite endearing. That blind date segment had me laughing so much it hurt my stomach. Just seeing how far you can get Ryan being uncomfortable is the way forward. I’d love to see some more takes on old shows, mr and mrs, countdown, the wall, weakest link, university challenge, maybe when there is a special with more of you. Or better yet isn’t there a Crystal maze place in Manchester? Give us a special with Ryan being in the Crystal at the end but instead of money it being dildos falling down

[@fishstar2974]

Nice fetish at the end. I'm willingly to contribute

[@tomkenny3335]

Max’s taxis is better than any segment Tim looneys ever done

[@sdrummer123]

28:13 Yes, Ryan - you can have another minute with me

[@stateofmind91]

I'm liking the variety of Max's new segments.

[@autonomica]

Ryan is a national treasure

[@BestBoyPatrick]

Maxi’s Taxis is absolutely class

[@matthewjames7159]

Max’s Taxi’s is my favourite segment rn

[@oli3160]

The date may have been the worst yet best moment ever

[@TheLlamaKid]

Ryan needs to be on every week

[@charleyrobinson632]

Max’s taxis is my new favourite segment

[@Mstriker5]

Maxs Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread

[@Tobinator127]

Max's Taxis was incredible

[@billkinard9570]

Looney, Looney! Wednesday is now my favorite day of the week! Up the STP!

[@aaronpalmer4997]

My favourite part of this episode is at 37:53 when Tom slightly chokes on his words, don’t know why it made me laugh so much

[@Big.Joe.Grizzly]

LOL

[@sammyg679]

Absolutely love this boys! May it continue to the far future! 💯

[@Only_Oliver]

First time listening to this episode I was at work. During Maxi's taxis the person I was working next to asked me if I was ok because I was crying (with laughter) Please keep Maxi's taxis and make it a part of every episode

[@ZNJMCC]

Maxis Taxis could have a twist where you pick three ridiculous words max has to use

[@josephglynn9325]

Thought you’d cloned Ryan until looney and max arrived

[@jamesrooke3053]

Lol

[@UncleSheoTV]

That was a “REEEEE” with chest, well done Tom 01:08:11

[@Leadehh]

I live for these reeeeees

[@archiejacob24]

maxi's taxi's is incredible

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

the entire glove bit ffs 😂 and ryans confusion with the word 'luck' . i didnt even know southerners said the 2 words differently

[@Big.Joe.Grizzly]

ryannnn ryannnnnnnnn rryyyaaannnnnnnnn

[@shahhaque5242]

0:12 great start to the podcast stephen

[@burdturgler5600]

this is washed af

[@shahhaque5242]

@@burdturgler5600 what?

[@burdturgler5600]

@@shahhaque5242 this is washed af

[@Jayden-we2on]

The best podcast in the uk!

[@joshuabarns4763]

Happy to see Stephen play Brian’s mum (life of Brian ) when speed dating Ryan

[@Flyndlee]

best podcast ever

[@diegoforlan2324]

1:17:40 awww so sweet how looney is concerned about Ryan getting to work on time

[@Vegetabawz]

"Mandem needs a price check" Max is a gem of a human.

[@TheLlamaKid]

One of the best episodes

[@philjohnston9889]

Dave is often called the dumbest on this podcast but I’m sorry that poor lad is getting that label when clearly Ryan holds that proud title 😂 the man never knows what is going on/ what they are talking about and gets stuff constantly wrong 😂 still love you though RYYYAANNN! 😘

[@nathankay-doney2143]

I think he’s in a constant state of “high as fuck”

[@Mitchell4691]

Ryan's hair looks really good in this episode ;)

[@nathankay-doney2143]

Not usually a massive fan of Max’s style of segment. (I’m assuming they’re purposely ironically bad? Who knows.) Max’s Taxi’s however? Golden. All hail Ryan.

[@quentinball7828]

My investigation is ongoing 🔍 Looney I’m onto you

[@lucasdurand428]

I won't lie max completely fooled me with the glove bit. Was about to write a complaint 😂

[@slippy3429]

After listening to speed dating, I couldn’t wait to see it

[@fishstar2974]

Sydney sausage needs a return "Have you got kids? Boy or girl? Both Oh boy and a girl No only one " 🤣🤣🤣obviously paraphrasing

[@jasonmw1471]

Speed dating Ryan's mum should be next episode ™️🚀

[@sammyg679]

Funniest blind dating ever 😂😂😂

[@lt8599]

Looney the icon had to make the poddy his own with that catwalk entrance the sexy man

[@veesvoyages]

Can't lie, Ryan had decent game during that speed dating

[@macca696]

Stevie wonder would complete a crossword with more accuracy than Ryan's speed dating answers

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

Hello Stephen lad

[@Euan17]

We love you Stephen, WE DO 🥵🔥

[@KateFromingsAuthor]

Who else likes the new video before the intro's over? I don't care what they're going to talk about, STP deserves a 'like' just for getting me excited in the morning. Not in that way you dirty-minded little man.... Maybe a bit in that way

[@danieljones6072]

Is Erin out the picture?? 😭

[@benphillips1149]

yh

[@coysking9646]

I may be the first (and last ever) person to comment this but… RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!

[@arjunsrinath8464]

32:25

[@creasyhr]

Iron Man's repulser

[@arjunsrinath8464]

@@creasyhr deflating tyre

[@Charlie-d4b7v]

was a bit confused that it was only stephen on at the start

[@Mechrissyg]

RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

[@jamesnuttall2614]

Max wheezes at 32:27, it deffo needs to go in some sort of hall of fame because that sound is sexual

[@benphillips1149]

Can you get ryan to wear his beanie again? His forehead looks unstable. Thanks.

[@hamish5178]

Damn, Sidney Sausage got me acting up. Who's got her @?

[@ethanstorey5007]

Sounds like Brians Mam off Life of Brian

[@jamez477]

Why was Ann Tique undercover as Sydney Sausage....?

[@aaronmoorhouse6107]

this is the best but worst podcast in existence. I have an unhealthy Addiction to it watching this shit lol

[@user-hh5cv1mp7r]

32:00

[@harrykelly1890]

genuinely feel sorry for Ryan now

[@tomfox541]

fucking great when that dave fella aint there

[@flip7139]

Looney Tom shops at charity shops? He’s never mentioned this before…

[@tullzz2]

Top 100 already I’m smellin big things. The states are talkin

[@Samsonfs]

Watching as all of you slowly lose your sanity

[@harveygibb4734]

Alright stephen, by any chance do you have Sidney Sausage’s number? Asking for a friend. I promise

[@jasonmw1471]

Why don't you set up Ryan's Facebook dating profile basically same as tinder but getting him banned from fb would be funny 👌

[@ZsiZsiSzabad]

This video should be edited to start at 6:35

[@bangandthedirtisgone5536]

That’s the Tom looney I know

[@MrAshbo93]

Nice

[@joelg10605]

I miss wax max

[@mattytooby]

Ryan again, gonna have to drown him out with some elevator music

[@brendancarey2875]

Could be worse. Could be Dave.

[@mattytooby]

Perfer Dave tbh his laugh actually brings something to it. That being his laugh

[@brendancarey2875]

@@mattytooby His laugh gives me the heebie jeebies. Shiver down my spine 😅 Like marmite I suppose. Either love it or hate it.

[@mattytooby]

Ye that’s fair enough mate I guess 😂 good analogy

[@nathankay-doney2143]

Uncultured swine. Ryan is my hero.

[@nothinbutgood]

Didn’t like max stealing looneys spotlight with the news

[@stateofmind91]

Ryan's forehead is looking particularly shiny this week.

[@hayweb866]

0.07seconds > Jim Mooney has lost some weight xxx

[@EmoTurtle9521]

Damn, female looney gonna make me act up

[@United_Wings]

W

[@TKM12]

Ayyy

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

First comment

[@zacgray4278]

the tate fans were so annoying on your most recent vid

[@dannykember]

Don’t bother bringing back the podcast just bring back maxis taxis, I got so much insight on the taxi business game, ps someone tell Tom looney to put some effort into his segment instead of just spouting Wikipedia facts!!

[@DK-tt1zt]

Queen's jubilee cost £28 million? So that's 42 pence per person in taxes, what would you do with the extra 42p Stephen?

[@mattiegale]

not really, not everyone in the uk pays tax

[@BC-rx9iz]

I might be pointing out the obvious, but people pay different rates too 😂

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

man please get ryan off, he's not needed every episode

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

bring in dave instead please

[@foreverseongnam]

@@Akshat-zw9gr dave makes the podcasts unbearable with his caveman voice and laugh, i cannot listen to any episodes with him. at least Ryan has a normal voice