Speed Dating Disaster | S3EP20

This week we talk about dating, cheating and wrestling. We also get to hear some of Ryan's brilliant stand up comedy
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[@lewisshorten4012]

Can you do something about the light reflecting off Ryan’s forehead

[@KieranAtkins]

blinding

[@st420x]

And foreskin

[@sebtaylor7718]

the mighty beacon

[@DannyMoreComedy]

Easier to grant world peace

[@stateofmind91]

Embrace it is what I say... its almost like a halo above him.

[@alexwenman780]

Max’s Taxi needs to be a weekly segment that was absolute GOLD

[@parsanajjari7940]

Liked the episode , shared it to 10 of my friends as well. And now I'm writing a comment too. I'm doing everything you wanted Stephen , please give me my son back.

[@BigMadAndy]

Ryan should take dating advice from his mum. Im sure she’s received some great tips in her time.

[@Mudpluggs]

only 2 quid a time

[@BigMadAndy]

@@Mudpluggs she’s mugged you off there, Ive heard she usually does freebie’s.

[@BestBoyPatrick]

No she’s actually very reasonably priced

[@bigchungus_2806]

Mostly Ryan's tip

[@MegaSlanguage]

27:55 ‘who the fuck’s Shanice?! You can get fucked’ had me in stitches

[@charleyrobinson632]

Max’s taxis is my new favourite segment

[@billkinard9570]

Looney, Looney! Wednesday is now my favorite day of the week! Up the STP!

[@archiejacob24]

maxi's taxi's is incredible

[@Big.Joe.Grizzly]

ryannnn ryannnnnnnnn rryyyaaannnnnnnnn

[@shahhaque5242]

0:12 great start to the podcast stephen

[@burdturgler5600]

this is washed af

[@shahhaque5242]

@@burdturgler5600 what?

[@burdturgler5600]

@@shahhaque5242 this is washed af

[@jasonmw1471]

Speed dating Ryan's mum should be next episode ™️🚀

[@quentinball7828]

My investigation is ongoing 🔍 Looney I’m onto you

[@lt8599]

Looney the icon had to make the poddy his own with that catwalk entrance the sexy man

[@fishstar2974]

Sydney sausage needs a return "Have you got kids? Boy or girl? Both Oh boy and a girl No only one " 🤣🤣🤣obviously paraphrasing

[@veesvoyages]

Can't lie, Ryan had decent game during that speed dating

[@danieljones6072]

Is Erin out the picture?? 😭

[@benphillips1149]

yh

[@Euan17]

We love you Stephen, WE DO 🥵🔥

[@arjunsrinath8464]

32:25

[@creasyhr]

Iron Man's repulser

[@arjunsrinath8464]

@@creasyhr deflating tyre

[@tomfox541]

fucking great when that dave fella aint there

[@jasonmw1471]

Why don't you set up Ryan's Facebook dating profile basically same as tinder but getting him banned from fb would be funny 👌

[@user-hh5cv1mp7r]

32:00

[@mattytooby]

Ryan again, gonna have to drown him out with some elevator music

[@brendancarey2875]

Could be worse. Could be Dave.

[@mattytooby]

Perfer Dave tbh his laugh actually brings something to it. That being his laugh

[@brendancarey2875]

@@mattytooby His laugh gives me the heebie jeebies. Shiver down my spine 😅 Like marmite I suppose. Either love it or hate it.

[@mattytooby]

Ye that’s fair enough mate I guess 😂 good analogy

[@nathankay-doney2143]

Uncultured swine. Ryan is my hero.

[@United_Wings]

W

[@SSJPENGUIN]

“I was a pedophile, at the time” As though he's reformed his life in the week since😫 Can't believe Ryan's gradually becoming my favourite

[@TheLlamaKid]

Classic

[@bradleypage4087]

Ryan brings the best moments hands down, the confusion around the “look”. Christ I’m actually crying

[@thatlazguy]

Maxi's Taxis might end up one of the greatest segments to ever grace this podcast

[@hm4654]

Actually nothing short of the truth what a cheeky devil

[@coysking9646]

I’ve got a sneaky feeling that all ten of the Series 3 Top 10 moments will be Ryan

[@KieranAtkins]

another hilarious episode, sadly this is always the highlight of my week!

[@nathankay-doney2143]

I know the feeling 😂

[@benking743]

Same, it’s getting embarrassing now

[@josephglynn9325]

Thought you’d cloned Ryan until looney and max arrived

[@jamesrooke3053]

Lol

[@valconix6098]

22:48 is such an underrated joke by Max, also ‘get woke, prick.’ - Sidney Sausage 2022

[@frstmusic7145]

I don’t get it can someone please tell me

[@TylerD2skl4kl]

Brilliant joke!!!!

[@JayAngles1986]

I know Stephen is famous for his quick wit, double entendres, undercutting everyone, basically his comedy IQ is way up there but seeing him doing a funny funny acting like a nutter is quite endearing. That blind date segment had me laughing so much it hurt my stomach. Just seeing how far you can get Ryan being uncomfortable is the way forward. I’d love to see some more takes on old shows, mr and mrs, countdown, the wall, weakest link, university challenge, maybe when there is a special with more of you. Or better yet isn’t there a Crystal maze place in Manchester? Give us a special with Ryan being in the Crystal at the end but instead of money it being dildos falling down

[@fishstar2974]

Nice fetish at the end. I'm willingly to contribute

[@oli3160]

The date may have been the worst yet best moment ever

[@coysking9646]

I may be the first (and last ever) person to comment this but… RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!

[@UncleSheoTV]

That was a “REEEEE” with chest, well done Tom 01:08:11

[@Leadehh]

I live for these reeeeees

[@tomkenny3335]

Max’s taxis is better than any segment Tim looneys ever done

[@sdrummer123]

28:13 Yes, Ryan - you can have another minute with me

[@coysking9646]

Maxi’s Taxi’s is already the best segment on this poddy 🔥

[@lewis7316]

Ryans brain needs to be preserved and looked at when its all said and done for him his thought process is holy

[@GreenKimchee]

the channel should be called "Ryan Tries Less". He's a man amongst men.

[@ZNJMCC]

Maxis Taxis could have a twist where you pick three ridiculous words max has to use

[@benphillips1149]

Can you get ryan to wear his beanie again? His forehead looks unstable. Thanks.

[@philjohnston9889]

Dave is often called the dumbest on this podcast but I’m sorry that poor lad is getting that label when clearly Ryan holds that proud title 😂 the man never knows what is going on/ what they are talking about and gets stuff constantly wrong 😂 still love you though RYYYAANNN! 😘

[@nathankay-doney2143]

I think he’s in a constant state of “high as fuck”

[@Only_Oliver]

First time listening to this episode I was at work. During Maxi's taxis the person I was working next to asked me if I was ok because I was crying (with laughter) Please keep Maxi's taxis and make it a part of every episode

[@autonomica]

Ryan is a national treasure

[@Mstriker5]

Maxs Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

the entire glove bit ffs 😂 and ryans confusion with the word 'luck' . i didnt even know southerners said the 2 words differently

[@harveygibb4734]

Alright stephen, by any chance do you have Sidney Sausage’s number? Asking for a friend. I promise

[@matthewjames7159]

Max’s Taxi’s is my favourite segment rn

[@sammyg679]

Absolutely love this boys! May it continue to the far future! 💯

[@aaronpalmer4997]

My favourite part of this episode is at 37:53 when Tom slightly chokes on his words, don’t know why it made me laugh so much

[@BestBoyPatrick]

Maxi’s Taxis is absolutely class

[@nathankay-doney2143]

Not usually a massive fan of Max’s style of segment. (I’m assuming they’re purposely ironically bad? Who knows.) Max’s Taxi’s however? Golden. All hail Ryan.

[@Tobinator127]

Max's Taxis was incredible

[@aaronmoorhouse6107]

this is the best but worst podcast in existence. I have an unhealthy Addiction to it watching this shit lol

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

Hello Stephen lad

[@hamishcraig5178]

Damn, Sidney Sausage got me acting up. Who's got her @?

[@stateofmind91]

I'm liking the variety of Max's new segments.

[@TheLlamaKid]

Ryan needs to be on every week

[@joshuabarns4763]

Happy to see Stephen play Brian’s mum (life of Brian ) when speed dating Ryan

[@Jayden-we2on]

The best podcast in the uk!

[@Mitchell4691]

Ryan's hair looks really good in this episode ;)

[@KateFromingsAuthor]

Who else likes the new video before the intro's over? I don't care what they're going to talk about, STP deserves a 'like' just for getting me excited in the morning. Not in that way you dirty-minded little man.... Maybe a bit in that way

[@stateofmind91]

Ryan's forehead is looking particularly shiny this week.

[@Flyndlee]

best podcast ever

[@jamez477]

Why was Ann Tique undercover as Sydney Sausage....?

[@flip7139]

Looney Tom shops at charity shops? He’s never mentioned this before…

[@joelg10605]

I miss wax max

[@slippy3429]

After listening to speed dating, I couldn’t wait to see it

[@sammyg679]

Funniest blind dating ever 😂😂😂

[@ethanstorey5007]

Sounds like Brians Mam off Life of Brian

[@hayweb866]

0.07seconds > Jim Mooney has lost some weight xxx

[@nothinbutgood]

Didn’t like max stealing looneys spotlight with the news

[@lucasdurand428]

I won't lie max completely fooled me with the glove bit. Was about to write a complaint 😂

[@Charlie-d4b7v]

was a bit confused that it was only stephen on at the start

[@harrykelly1890]

genuinely feel sorry for Ryan now

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

First comment

[@Samsonfs]

Watching as all of you slowly lose your sanity

[@EmoTurtle9521]

Damn, female looney gonna make me act up

[@macca696]

Stevie wonder would complete a crossword with more accuracy than Ryan's speed dating answers

[@bangandthedirtisgone5536]

That’s the Tom looney I know

[@tullzz2]

Top 100 already I’m smellin big things. The states are talkin

[@Vegetabawz]

"Mandem needs a price check" Max is a gem of a human.

[@Mechrissyg]

RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

[@diegoforlan2324]

1:17:40 awww so sweet how looney is concerned about Ryan getting to work on time

[@zacgray4278]

the tate fans were so annoying on your most recent vid

[@ZsiZsiSzabad]

This video should be edited to start at 6:35

[@TheLlamaKid]

One of the best episodes

[@TKM12]

Ayyy

[@MrAshbo93]

Nice

[@jamesnuttall2614]

Max wheezes at 32:27, it deffo needs to go in some sort of hall of fame because that sound is sexual

[@DK-tt1zt]

Queen's jubilee cost £28 million? So that's 42 pence per person in taxes, what would you do with the extra 42p Stephen?

[@mattiegale]

not really, not everyone in the uk pays tax

[@BC-rx9iz]

I might be pointing out the obvious, but people pay different rates too 😂

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

man please get ryan off, he's not needed every episode

[@Akshat-zw9gr]

bring in dave instead please

[@foreverseongnam]

@@Akshat-zw9gr dave makes the podcasts unbearable with his caveman voice and laugh, i cannot listen to any episodes with him. at least Ryan has a normal voice