stern tells john to abort his first born

[@rustymertz]

This might be the “holy grail” of Stern clips. Great find.

[@bigmoose99]

@@1205Lucy The one where he admitted he slept with Ralph is the one I want. I’ll take proof of wearing a wig second

[@johnpatrick6998]

SJ was a horrible " father ". No wonder Suzanner left him. He's still a non father today.

[@PreCivilWarBlm]

He *could* be a grandmother

[@fraiser3330]

Maybe a good thing considering he’s a drunk!

[@S7232S]

He really did a number on his daughters mental health. Deadbeat John.

[@MrBronx61]

1:57 - "I'm going to be a great father" That comment didn't age well🤣

[@kennytesta9312]

Why?

[@MrBronx61]

@@kennytesta9312 Read the comments below. John was truly a lowlife POS and a deadbeat dad.

[@76_SPZL]

John spent years hiding his income in Florida from his family in LA lol. What an amazing father.

[@DonMon69]

Under a home in his mothers name. Assey is the premier enabler

[@onie4024]

Seriously? I'm not doubting it, but never heard this before. Elaborate please...

[@deejay7060]

John: “I’m going to be a great father”. That didn’t age well

[@Hilz28]

The follow up with the description of the actual wedding from various people. Its the best 😂

[@DonMon69]

John now lives in Cape Coral, Floria.. and his eldest “son” lives in Portland, OR. John saw his first born as a son bc he was/is a sociopathic egomaniac, and his current relationship with this kid is proof positive of the type of father he was. Howard was right.

[@hey_its_travis]

Howard was right. John got tired of the same pizza every night. So he abandoned his family and kicked them out the house they were living in. Didn't pay child support for 8 months. Then the kids.

[@jack-of-all-trades1234]

A very progressive/liberal family dynamic.

[@XYouVandal]

is that what happened? I always assumed she left him once he had some money in the bank

[@freeecountryy]

@@XYouVandalHe filed for divorce.

[@collin2502]

So it’s better if the kid was dead? That’s a bit fucked up dude

[@XYouVandal]

@@freeecountryy wow, Suzzanner really was way too good for him. He deserves everything that has happened

[@jagged6373]

Man Howard hated his wife and kids. Ooof

[@bigmoose99]

He didn’t realize that his family was what made him relatable to the listeners.

[@edub9930]

He literally said you get rid of her when she gets old and get a younger one. & that's exactly what he did 😮

[@inappropriatelaughter847]

Just because you don’t understand his relationship with his wife and kids… doesn’t mean he “hates them”. What a horrible thought.

[@chazzbangerz]

Been cranking out the rare content lately. Thanks man!

[@OHGEEH]

29:50 “I’m not doing a prenup” yeah that went smooth for you John 😂

[@super1234567891011]

If you know how the spawn of Juan turned out, you will find this bit even funnier. 💀

[@bigmoose99]

Sadder*

[@Paterno20]

The reaction at 8:47 the collective “Jesus” is great😂😂

[@MightyHorse01]

Knight’s origin story

[@Angelcynn_]

Howard was 100% right. They had the kid, and John and his fingers turned it into a Looney Troon. That thing now e-begs because it has 80 mental illnesses and can't work or leave it's house.

[@BCA_Cuts]

Howard was very proud to be a bad dad 😂 if he didn’t have all that money his kids wouldn’t have talked to him at all

[@o.hernandez784]

Bit for the show. His kids came out fine. Better than any other celebrity

[@HowieAnderson-jg5yb]

@@o.hernandez784Yea I agree. I think there is a lot of things that happen on this show that are not reality. A lot of “bits” so to speak.

[@trishapastas2961]

His kids love him dude

[@trishapastas2961]

@darrenholmes4213 uh, what? I'm saying Stern is a great Father

[@trishapastas2961]

@darrenholmes4213 yeah, doesn't help that the KZbin comment system is aids

[@gamemason6830]

Lol never heard this keep it up

[@tesstickles1280]

John's kids are doing great because he is not in their lives!

[@bigmoose99]

Howard was so jealous of the single guys on the staff. What did he do after his divorce? He probably was single for a total of a month. Fool.

[@HardCase1911]

Ralph almost admits that john was cheating on Suzanner from jump street.

[@upsidedownflapjack]

"Timmy is missing...." Fred's laugh. HAHA

[@HeyRetodd]

Robin was right to worry about the kid. John's warted mutant maker at work

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

She definitely nailed it. John had his sperm "spun" for his second kid because he wanted to have a son and NOT a daughter. Guess he got his wish. John is scum.

[@ryangilligan40]

Robin never had a right to talk about any relationship.

[@TexasLionVF]

Robin knew she was so messed up that she didn’t marry or bring kids into this world but she was right on telling SJ he wasn’t going to be a good dad and husband. He wasn’t.

[@MrBronx61]

@@TexasLionVF 💯💯💯Robin was honest with herself. John wasn't.

[@jack-of-all-trades1234]

I always enjoyed the immense irony of Howard being so offended whenever Riley Martin or anyone else would dare to call him an insulting name like Golden Jew. The same guy who prided himself on creating a lucrative career based largely upon insulting others with pure nastiness.

[@mrcoliseum]

Rare John Clips?! Im in!

[@bigmoose99]

25:03 Ralph never went bare back with Howie

[@steveknick1978]

@13:30 “Her father’s a doctor” ah it all makes sense now. Reverse baby trap 😂

[@lorenzoaramirez3915]

Interesting how the only two people on that show who never trashed their wife or their marriage on the show and brag about not being there for their kids, are still married to the same woman and have a loving relationship with their kids...

[@FaFaFoFoBawth]

Greatest title to any video ever on KZbin

[@BlurnGanston]

And no dumb photos! 👍

[@carter4597]

It’s okay. Robin is alone enough for everyone in that room

[@hoggers7572]

She is a sociopath after the guys lost interest in her cans they ran for the hills

[@peacefrog9306]

the OBs 💀

[@simplenough]

Stern and John might be my favorite comedy duo since Abbott and Costello

[@falcon3405]

1:36 your way of saying congrats 😂

[@davecorbett3924]

He went off to LA and proved everyone right😂

[@oldcountry7065]

Howard Is talking to himself

[@bigmoose99]

Imagine Howard’s family listening to this? Obviously he is talking about his own selfish regrets. The lowest. Lower than John even.

[@inappropriatelaughter847]

Little bit. We all do it though. You just don’t notice your own

[@inappropriatelaughter847]

@@bigmoose99what show are you listening to 🤡

[@snotgurgglingjohn]

If only John could have named his first born Oscar. He would have sobered up and quit smoking to be the best example possible for his dream child. Only a garbage narcissistic father is drunk and wacked out on whatever else when he is around his children.

[@bigmoose99]

Timmy!!!

[@evieearley7341]

Wow! Has “sweet love” heard this??!! I’m sure him saying things like this had Nothing to do with his 1st divorce from Allison… “you have it made ‘John’ [convincing him not to marry Suzanna] as soon as you are sick of her, used her up, and she has aged, you can get rid of her! WTF?! Allison HAD TO HEAR THIS and just want to die! What an asshole!

[@toniputin1096]

I love that Robin is old, fat and alone.

[@popeyedoyle6360]

So is John

[@XYouVandal]

she was always headed toward that fate

[@ellan.124]

you spend all your time listening to her on youtube even though you hate her so I'm betting your life isn't any better loool.

[@freeecountryy]

Weird thing to be happy about. Says a lot about you.

[@Johnnythemudman43]

She may be those. But she is also neighbors with. Whoopi Goldberg in north jersey. So she is probably doing ok actually.

[@BottomlessBen]

Howard was right…aborting would have been for the best given how that piece of debris turned out

[@mulemule]

_"debris"_ 😂🏆

[@bigmoose99]

Or he could’ve supported his “friends” and maybe they would have led better lives.

[@mulemule]

@@bigmoose99 You mean support like featuring him on America's most popular radio show for _15-years_ (which led to both a recording contract AND a million-dollar payday on "The Tonight Show.")?

[@bigmoose99]

No. I mean emotional support

[@nialllappin4159]

​@@mulemule🤣🤣 leaving the show for more money isnt Howard supporting

[@adamjones2721]

The Beginning of the END for Stuttering John ....., WoW smh

[@TowGunner]

The way the first one came out, Howard was right.

[@lorenzoaramirez3915]

Funny they were all treating it as though John was gonna become a responsible father... Never happened...

[@jumpinjojo]

No they weren’t. Quite the opposite.

[@bigmoose99]

You are joking right?

[@reddwood4971]

Rewatch the video listen closer

[@lorenzoaramirez3915]

I guess I worded the whole thing wrong: It's funny they were all EXPECTING John to grow up and be a responsible father...

[@manifestgtr]

Yet another reason we NEED time machines. This clip would be 100x funnier if they knew what would become of Stuttering John and that family of his lol

[@RicArmstrong]

Turns out Howard was the worst father out of them all. He never did anything with his kids.

[@rustymertz]

SJ is a thousand times worse. He’s a bloviating alcoholic who uses his kids as shields while reading $2 insults about them. He didn’t pay child support and only requested more time with them only to get that bill lowered.

[@reddwood4971]

They seemed to have turned out remarkably well considering. Idk if that’s any reflection on him but at least it seems he didn’t screw them up badly like many parents do

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Hey. How do you find these clips? through the radio archives?

[@quiksix25]

Anyone that would listen to an angry, bitter, narcissistic psychopath that needed to sit in a therapist's office 4 times a week is truly crazy

[@popeyedoyle6360]

He was spot on here, dishwasher.

[@XYouVandal]

​@@popeyedoyle6360Dishwasher 😂

[@PreCivilWarBlm]

Is it just everyone or should Robin just have kept her

[@suzianderson4203]

I thought SJ and Suzanner used IVF

[@zacharyhoffman5252]

I hope that " It " Knight comes across this video.

[@bigmoose99]

So a kid has a horrible father and childhood and you want that to continue? Cool.

[@reddwood4971]

I’m sure It already knows how much of a scumbag It’s father John is

[@Somepepper]

11:16 😂😂😂

[@mrbill9248]

Its insane that John left Suzzanne and not vice versa . The story he tells is he just wasn't attracted to her anymore.

[@James-ui4ed]

John is the biggest narcissist. After being part of the dabbleverse for years I’ve never seen a more despicable person than John Edward Melendez. The baby is his “son” Knight.

[@albertoprudencio5481]

Wow classic!!!!

[@TexasLionVF]

Howard told John he shouldn’t be married since he was trying to find ways to cheat in his wife or bring in another girl to their bedroom. SJ kept denying that.

[@uggggggghhhhh]

I feel bad for Robin. She clearly had a crush on Fred then John and she was so bitter when both of them got married and had kids. Its obvious shes jealous because she immediately puts them down and Howard just aounds like he regrets settling down before he was famous

[@reddwood4971]

Is it clear? First I’ve heard of her having a crush on Fred but maybe there’s old clips I haven’t heard to support this? And John always tried to convince everyone that Robin had it bad for him but I think she’s just full of herself and wants guys to dawn over her

[@Idol76]

I don't feel bad for Robin at all about anything that happens to her.

[@Vub.]

So this is the kid who became Trans. Or does John have 2 kids

[@MrBronx61]

John has three kids