Steve Reviews: 9

This week Steve Reviews 9. A dark and creepy CGI movie which released in 2009. Rated a 12, this is definitely not a movie you want kids to be watching!
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[@Korvo.420]

"For something that looks like your typical CG kids film..." *centipede with a red eye baby head crawls across screen*

[@tuberculosisterrence567]

OH HI MARK

[@Korvo.420]

I DID NAHT

[@arianamarie8442]

@@tthung8668 the cat thing. I just loved it when I saw it in the trailer when it was lipsyncing with Coheed and Cambria's song.

[@xxgalaxygurlxx8350]

ah shit. here we go again

[@jhalenhanshaw5405]

Cid from Toy story made it lol

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

Minions: Remembered as one of the highest grossing animated films of all time. 9: Forgotten in time Reality is often disappointing

[@fritzlauren7991]

yep, sad :(

[@gingerizard3262]

I never forgot

[@GoofySillyGoose]

Ye 😞

[@potatopeeler2919]

Meep I wouldn’t say 9 is forgotten. Unlike the minions, 9 has a fan base despite it only being one movie and being aired in 2009 it’s still heavily talked about same goes for coralline.

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

People hate minions tho, people don’t hate 9.

[@Kurtsg10]

9 was probably the most underrated movie of 2009. It's a shame that it never got the recognition and box office that it deserved.

[@malice4777]

Agreed. I remember watching it when it came out and I was blown away. I watched it over and over, still one of my favorite spooky movies to watch on Halloween. I was surprised how few people actually knew about it globally. In Canada, (at least in my province, anyway) it got a shit ton of advertising and was really popular.

[@jojoa5868]

Agreed. My favorite scary kids movie

[@AdonanS]

It's not perfect, but it's definitely worth seeing at least once.

[@ginogregory7475]

SAME CAUSE IT IS MY CHILDHOOD!

[@dallasreed5432]

The first movie to give me nightmares it is a 10/10

[@ihategoo8907]

The reason why I love this film when I was a kid, is because it didn’t treat me like I was a kid, like the Batman animated series. I wish more animated kid films were like this nowadays

[@fortheloveofnoise]

Sad state of affairs how it is nowadays.

[@ablueanimator9698]

Big same

[@Solardayys]

I can relate

[@thewholecircus]

I think there's a big difference between children's media and child accessable media. Children's media, like you said, treats you like a kid, while child accessable media is just books/shows/movies that can be enjoyed by anyone, just including children, rather than catering towards them. And I much prefer the latter. (If you want an example, just think of Mickey mouse clubhouse vs. gravity falls)

[@silashurd3597]

The only thing is: it’s not a kids movie (PG-13) but I get you

[@RANDOMstuffanimation]

This was PG 13?!... *WAS MY PARENTS TRYING TO TRAUMATIZE ME? THEY MADE ME WATCH THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 5*

[@cluelesscrusader100]

Glad I wasn’t the only one

[@aestinwaestin6268]

Same, childhood trauma gang

[@jackofalltrades6718]

I remember going to see this as a six year old in cinemas. Hurray, trauma!

[@AwkwardDogeE]

I was 4 and told my preschool teacher she wasn't very happy about it

[@Dos-mv4nv]

Actually, i was the one in the family obsessed with the flim.

[@lennykiller8]

9 is a underated film but a sad one. Plus the fandom wasn’t that bad they actually came up with great theories and how the sequel would be even though the idea of the sequel got canceled.

[@filipbabic4913]

Wait there was a sequel in planning!?

[@kuronaialtani]

I didn’t know this ;-;

[@zan-7282]

9.9

[@kauekairony990]

It got cancelled?

[@lennykiller8]

Yes , there was a plan and if I remember correctly the sequel supposedly it was gonna be about how the remaining characters had to deal what happen after the movie and that there was gonna be a new threat. That’s all I know from what I read but I think it would’ve been to have a mini series based from the movie.

[@rayventakacs4543]

"...Because unlike Minions, this film is actually good." Me: *gives standing ovation.*

[@acommunist1607]

Can someone tell me the scientific meaning of the complicated word she just said

[@rayventakacs4543]

@@acommunist1607 uh....ovation? Is that what you want the definition of?

[@rayventakacs4543]

@@acommunist1607 An ovation is "a sustained and enthusiastic show of appreciation from an audience, especially by means of applause."

[@jojoa5868]

A Communist I Serve the Soviet Union

[@lvbboi9]

@@jojoa5868 no WE serve the soviet union

[@nukahyatt9802]

I cosplayed 9 once and literally someone said “are you a minion?” I- 😭

[@mikshinee87]

Should have smacked some sense into that person.

[@jigokunohi6538]

Put them in prison

[@xakirax_8864]

rip

[@TaxEvader22]

damn I would ask for a picture but then remembered this isn’t reddit or discord or some shit

[@pennysanchez7656]

That guy should be taking notes and I dunno LEARN SOMETHING!?

[@サム-q2e]

This is one of these films of which you thought it just was a dream but years later it turns out, it was real after all...

[@kqxyz_1721]

I felt this

[@syruponcereal773]

When j was 5 I though the second Harry potter was just a dream

[@Madness-Assassin]

Yeah like the one film with the a pandemic and a guy got shot

[@eggseed6543]

Following your logic, 90% if the people that saw their vids in the feed where like "real shit?"

[@edcaluag7655]

Holy shit thats spot on

[@Finnthecreature]

I just realised that the romance between 7 and 9 is basically the seven ate nine joke

[@galvan_crew9163]

nine

[@digi102]

would’ve been funnier if 7 was 6 if you catch my drift

[@BearPumpkin160]

Shut up

[@Finnthecreature]

VictoryVick why?

[@ae3303]

@@digi102 Oh boy

[@1MCslender]

I saw 9 on an airplane when I was 5 thinking it was The Little Big Planet Movie. Biggest mistake of my life...

[@bigprojects2560]

That's too good 😂

[@dominicthegamingnerd8650]

Comment of the year

[@houseofmalice6952]

Any normal person watching it: What did they do to Sackboy???

[@mrzaro4538]

I thought i was the only person who thought about this

[@bobafett7557]

Same here! But i dint get scared a bit, i though i was missing a sequel game or something

[@cancertourmaline6798]

After Coraline, 9 was the next 'horror' my mom showed me. I think these two really gave me a good look into psychological and sometimes bittersweet horror. Gave me a lot of appreciation for these shows. Even if 9 seems wonky with characters and animation, it still remains a fav!

[@popyoshi0666]

9 to me is like a sci fi coraline, both are gorgeously animated movies that have very dark themes, pretty scary moments and both feel very mature

[@carumsarene]

I totally get the confusion with the character development. Here's what's given: 1 is Fear 2 is Inspiration 3 and 4 are Memory (Long Term and Short Term) 5 is Insecurity 6 is Faith 7 is Spirit 8 is Power 9 is Empathy 7 doesn't solely represent rebellion since we see 9, 5, 3, and 4 do the same. 9 doesn't solely represent courage since we see 1, 7, 6, and 8 have as well.

[@user-lc3on9fd9m]

@Ethan Wilde That's something a lizard would say...

[@carumsarene]

@Ethan Wilde Sarcastic or serious? I've been a writer for almost thirteen years, but don't have any finished stories. A lot of that writing has been me always caught in loops of just constantly improving my work through learning new techniques and then getting sidetracked with background world building. Such as completely forgetting to write for three of those years just to crash course in psychology. The first story I've ever started writing doesn't have a single concrete chapter, yet I've made about three textbooks worth of background lore, culture, biology, and societal structure, which I now have to either recycle or throw in the trash since I don't see a reason to continue with the project.

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

@@carumsarene Could I work with you on it? I love using the elements of a world to make a unique story, but I'm a little weak with world building

[@FordyGames]

I always thought 9 was curiosity....

[@carumsarene]

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 I could definitely help. My telegram is @CSarene

[@julesyano4337]

“And the main character is...” *drumroll* Ad: “My Anxiety got really bad after I started vaping-“

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

For me, it was a Pokémon mobile game ad.

[@lazybabs3864]

XD oml yes

[@MauriceMD3]

I got a State Farm ad

[@foxking1088]

Same but I got a cat getting head scratches at robot hands

[@camdaddy-jones1590]

For me it was Mark Kelly. Damn these political ads lol

[@bush_kit]

And the main character is.. **drumroll** Ad: *Pampers keep babies skin-*

[@meme_market5949]

I got an anti-vape ad

[@rae-rae8005]

PFFFT

[@sullysquid674]

i got a condom ad

[@bush_kit]

the lamb sauce those are scary af

[@meme_market5949]

@@bush_kit not when you get spammed by them 24-7

[@spidyleg]

"Kids movie" Bruh I'm 22 and still in love with this masterpiece lmao, like all this world is so chaotic and bizarre. I've never seen something similar else, love it so much!

[@gardenerguy2.065]

Perhaps you may enjoy Little Nightmares

[@spidyleg]

@@gardenerguy2.065 Definitely yeah !

[@lovelylaurenyoutube]

I watched this when I was young. I couldn't remember much the story afterwards because it confused me. Surprised it's not very well known.

[@jardaysolar33]

Why am I not surprised? 😂

[@maccychee3858]

Honestly I see you watching it

[@spacelemon4559]

Same, Hi lauren!

[@CRAB_CRASHERZ]

@Chicken & Nuggets why wouldn't she? She lives for spoop

[@CRAB_CRASHERZ]

@Chicken & Nuggets SPOOOOOOOPS! But yeah I do too

[@d20dicing44]

Little big planet + salad fingers = 9

[@tuberculosisterrence567]

holy crap

[@phoenixthegrandanomaly236]

Somebody got a little to exited In sandbox mode

[@Kibaheart]

Abyss_ Pumpking thank god I’m not the only person who thought that

[@thegamingcat265]

You're right

[@Wacksmacked8898]

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[@angelofsorrows]

The short film actually made all of the characters mute (I guess? They didn't talk, and only communicated through gestures). Now that you mentioned it, it would really make 9 a better character if he was mute.

[@DamageMaximo]

Yeah I got a bit dissapointed when he got voice but still liked the film

[@hardlinedart5717]

I only remember the bits where he didn't talk so i thought that he was mute for the longest

[@dustygalaxy8946]

I remember watching 9 as a kid and being absolutely obsessed with it. I remember drawing the characters because of this and my mom found it kind of strange that a 4 year old was into such a dark movie.

[@Artizap_]

Steve: “The main character we’re following is...” Random fking ad: “THE CHEESE YOU CHOOSE”

[@omarcarlon3968]

This looks familiar

[@doomslayer84]

@@haywood5621 you do realize you can edit your comments right? See? Edited

[@haywood5621]

@@doomslayer84 My little brother type that, stupid dude made a KZbin account under my email and named it frost sqaud, spelled like that and posted him playing with sock puppets and I had to delete it

[@doomslayer84]

@@haywood5621 o Ok

[@TaxEvader22]

@@haywood5621 lmao

[@isolatedhazard1741]

Interestingly enough when this film was being released an account for the scientist was released on Facebook (or twitter can’t remember) and he posted updates for a few months before the film was released, regarding his creations. Talk about advertisement eh?

[@squash2610]

You know even when I was younger when I watched the movie I still wonder about the time before ever thing ended and I watch the movie like a 100 times and when I got older I found this movie and paid attention to the newspapers the posters the building ever thing and I would want a movie of the war leading up to the apocalypse of 9

[@cyberwolf_1013]

It was Facebook and the account is still up. According to KZbinr 'The Theorizer' (vid-Amazing Secrets of 9) the account spent years being dormant after the movie came out but in 2016-2017 there were some new posts from the scientist.

[@Josh-ez3mb]

I also recommend that theorizer video. It was fantastic.

[@EderdragonTV]

Yes, it was a very interesting and informative video.

[@unwiser]

They made that so people could look into the lore

[@madsvigan2898]

My personal thing, is the whole idea of how the humans died, and the machine wanted the professors soul, is because it was incomplete, and that drives it insane to gas the human race. Then killing the small dolls, so it's own soul can be complete when the human element to its design finally is there.

[@setsers1]

That's a stupid idea

[@olliegardner4901]

@@setsers1 Maybe for a neanderthal like you.

[@bacteria2901]

@@setsers1 that wasn't very nice

[@setsers1]

@@olliegardner4901 oh fuck off.😠😆

[@setsers1]

@@bacteria2901 😟Come On! This Movie SCREWED with me!

[@igfferftygee2194]

Interesting fact: in Russia dub was changed and whole story was changed, fairly saying multshow was given meaning. So you even could do review on rus story

[@oknmlk]

Funny coincidence, that changes for russian dub was made by popular russian writer Dmitry Glukhovsky, who wrote the Metro 2035 series. He also made a book about what happend before the movie "9" Sorry for my english, i`m not a native speaker

[@dad9979]

Could you give us some further details in how the overall story change din the Russian dub?

[@igfferftygee2194]

@@dad9979 it would be hard to tell about everything that were changed so I would tell about main differences. In russian dub there is twice more dialogues than in original and story has more Christian motives like 9 is the chosen one, also if in original dolls just soul of scientist just different sides of him, in russian vers every doll have part of people souls that was important to scientist, like 1st is soul of dictator shown in the beginning and big doll had soul of his bodyguard, twins are scientist children and there his wife (sry I don't remember their numbers) and one of them is scientist friend etc. Also in the end their redeemed their sins and there monologue about who they were and what their understand in the end (like 1st sacrifice himself and redeemed his soul)

[@pureheartbat760]

This movie was special to me for a very specific reason. My birthday was 09-09-1999 and this movie came out on 09-09-2009, I was 9 turning 10. Best birthday movie ever xD

[@crocketonfire1595]

wow that is really amazing

[@griffinhoffman6746]

*tch* noice

[@Halo1Light]

Looks like I'm not alone here, as I was born on 9/9/1997

[@GuyNamedBarry]

HOLY

[@lightningspirit5695]

And Cirno's birthday is 9...

[@johnmoreno6903]

I just realized something, if 7 represents rebellion and 9 is courage, then it makes sense for them to be attracted to each other To rebel means to have courage and to be courageous means to have the will to rebel, one cannot truly exist without the other

[@ambiguoussarcasm]

Good take op

[@trollsome]

But then 7 ate 9

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

@@trollsome ayo?

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

But one thing I don’t understand is why 7 is female. The scientist is either gender fluid, or 7 is trans.

[@johnmoreno6903]

@@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan or it could be that rebelling means to be different from the crowd

[@nibbi5476]

"And the main character we follow is..." "New airflow mega mascara."

[@whyamihere6522]

Lol had the same ad

[@ohdgeiscjvj]

I got recroom

[@chilled_waffle3129]

@@ohdgeiscjvj you got lucky then

[@ZEthanEZ]

Bro lucky you get to look nice

[@wolvesrock9296]

This is one of my fav films since I was a child. This movie just stuck with me, I was never terrifed by this film. I was actually amazed with the action sequences, it was so gorgeous. It is ashamed it is so underrated. This movie will always hold a special place in my heart.

[@LividLivie]

"I know they're called 'stitchpunks" Me: *has watched the movie too many times* THEY'RE CALLED W H A T

[@D1GTL-D1L3M4]

THATS ME TOO??? like ive only seen it once cause my gf was like WATCHITTTTT and im just...thwyre called s...stitchpunks

[@sillykitty234]

@@D1GTL-D1L3M4 the beast is called "Cat beast" the centipede is called "Seamstress" I can't remember the others sadly.

[@pissfrog]

I was way too into this movie when i was young, and active on deviantart and fanfiction.net. even then I thought "stitchpunks" was dumb

[@jamesvelasquez2236]

Yes it's a cyber punk film . Lowkey It's a film about the calamity of technology (EVIL ROBOTS) and it's negative effects on the world it had so there in the post apocalyptic world and the punks or rebles ( being the sticked dolls ) aka stitched punks

[@saultfry501]

I just called them ragdolls or dolls, I never knew they were called stitchpunks, and this was the film I grew up with

[@irrelevantperson785]

Further proof that animation is nOT just for kids. Be it Flash animation, CGI or hand drawn.

[@necrowmancerowo]

Eh, no one questions that. What they have trouble with is when non-child targeted animation isn't just for laughs (like Seth Macfarlane's animated series and similarly premised shows or movies).

[@d.l.claxton9421]

Ah yes. "9", also known by my parents as: "Alright honey, how are we traumatizing the kids tonight?"

[@RZG2001]

I was so fucking scared when i watched it

[@Real_Genji]

@Oi Josuke Ok that would scare any parent lmao

[@seadragon4425]

5:20 that “10 seconds later” made me burst out laughing. Such a depressing movie and then just happy music and back to depress

[@nicklasveva]

I watched this movie when I was like 8 or 9. Scary stuff, nightmare fuel pretty much. PS: My grandma always managed to show me the worst movies as a kid. She rented watership down, Good will hunting and 9.

[@___pollene2534]

watership down.....

[@suicidenotespellchecker]

you have any awesome grandma

[@gantzllat]

Yer grandma wanted you to be strong

[@AlfredSoul]

I mean, the way the "Somewhere over the rainbow" scene progresses, definitely validates the underlaying discomfort...

[@anthonytorrissi6511]

Oh yeah, that scene was legit scary for me once the machine started chasing 5

[@AlfredSoul]

@@anthonytorrissi6511 The moment, when the viewer realizes with them, that it's rising, is really well done, as the machine being able to operate outside the factory makes it seem totally invincible at that point. Paired with the music, it looks quite terrifying to me aswell.

[@pokaay3163]

Yes, that scene along with others like it in the movie really showcase how dangerous their environment is, and by not shying away from death the stakes are never lowered. It’s as if they’re making the audience wait for the next machine to find them. A moment of rest in a movie like this doesn’t truly give the rest everybody needs, because they either don’t last long enough or always end in peril. It’s really awesome, how they could twist the atmosphere behind a “break” like this.

[@jokerwayne6358]

I kinda approve the idea of having 9 mute, because i kinda accidentally watched the whole movie while muted and it kinda gave much more mystery

[@christianmillemalinao2147]

"kinda accidentally watched the WHOLE movie while muted" Up next on things that didn't happen.

[@jokerwayne6358]

@@christianmillemalinao2147 watched it on an appliances store where the tv it was playing on is muted

[@Duality2222-2]

Watch the og short film. Only 9 and 5 are shown but they are both mute and show a lot more expression per say.

[@wongledongle340]

@@jokerwayne6358 lol I used to watch movies like that in the TV section at stores all the time when I was a kid and my mom would be shopping for hours

[@jokerwayne6358]

@@wongledongle340 Ikr sitting on the floor watching all kinds of shit being shown there

[@r.c.9790]

I absolutely loved the looks of "The Machine" which can be seen here: 4:18 The steampunk vibe, the electricity erupting from its eye pice, everything about it is cool.

[@Filiplego1]

If 9 was actually mute: "I think giving him a voice would be much more interesting and won't feel dead and boring"

[@cjcathead2468]

If 9 had more character and personality: "Wow this movie is really good." :)

[@empirehypnosis]

They could've done what Pixar did for Wall-E

[@insertfunnynamehere6552]

9 was made the year I was born. (Creepy music plays in the background)

[@iverson64_]

@@insertfunnynamehere6552 So you're 10?

[@antoniofanning2736]

We're 3 and 4 not mute

[@dgavinin]

When the enemy is already defeated but there is still 40 minutes left

[@THawkMedia]

*chuckles* I'm in danger

[@setsers1]

WTF

[@aroachyboachy4716]

The scene with the song over the rainbow was supposed to give you a sense of false hope like they survived

[@yoelazar3935]

It was genius to have the song still play as they reveal the machine survive. Gotta love some mood whiplash. :)

[@fallen_vague28]

Just wondering, but did you listen to the commentary?

[@handsoap1097]

@@fallen_vague28 did you read his comment or watched the movie?

[@diego5079]

@@handsoap1097 I think they mean the director's commentary

[@jackfrost1075]

I watched this when I was 9 And that’s the first movie that made me scared at night

[@signaturelookofsuperiority6481]

I cried after watch this movie

[@mindurownbusinessnosey3846]

U wimps I watched it when I was 6 and I wasn't phased by it

[@jellybloom9258]

Bruh I watched it at 6 and was terrified. The soul sucking dogs keep me awake for so long .

[@randomfandomcreator2376]

lol I watched it when I was 9 too, kind of ironic right? Except it didn't really scare me

[@nightmare.6851]

@@mindurownbusinessnosey3846 same but i was 5

[@jiroproduction8831]

Movie age: 12. Me: *𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛?!*

[@Reid_Kisamore]

*13

[@PrintTech-3D]

@@Reid_Kisamore Its for 12 ages too in other places

[@aa-ms8bf]

@@Reid_Kisamore He is British.

[@chimp5411]

This movie traumatized me

[@lewiscoates96]

Movie age:9 GET IT !!!!!...get it...get it.

[@izzie2312]

" Go watch 9 " Me who's parents showed the film when I was 3: " Im 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you "

[@reznorslesbo]

Omg that was my favorite movie as a toddler/kid

[@pluto3194]

@@reznorslesbo Honestly 7 year old me loved this movie. It's pretty great

[@viktorijavaicekauskaite1994]

Same! My parents are the CEO of not reading the age limit

[@scoutl4t875]

Bitch my mom and dad made me as they watched 9 and she watched it again as she gave birth to me, they make me watch it every year for my birthday. Beat that

[@plushieshows3847]

Brooo exactly the same as me lmao

[@Lemon.pk3]

When the movie plays over the rainbow it kinda sounds like something that would play on the radio in fallout

[@logistixmanipur2245]

I searched for that song last night..

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Electro swing too

[@fallen_vague28]

I think the song was meant to give you this good yet uneasy feeling.

[@LuminousLuna01]

One of my favorite movies of all time, first watched it when i was 12, the monsters were awe inspiring and terrifying, each death was sad and held weight. I remember crying when 6 died, it soiled 'Over the Rainbow' for me for a couple years. It's a cult classic these days, I still have the dvd and tshirt in good condition.

[@beaughtoonz]

*hears Tim Burton produced 9* Me: ....that explains a lot....

[@chunkymonkey3364]

GlitchProductions . Ikr

[@Knuxkles]

It really does make sense why it’s scary as hell.

[@BetamaxFlippy]

He was "kinda" involed in the project but merely as support

[@quinnlaforme5675]

Oh hey , i found u again

[@mamboo0743]

*"Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response."* -TV Tropes

[@darthsol658]

When I was a kid I watched this movie, and the funny thing is I never got traumatized. I actually enjoyed the movie.

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Same here! Like I watched it ALL THE TIME"

[@Store_64]

same, i watched a lot of mature movies as a kid and somehow i'm a normal dude

[@darthsol658]

@@Store_64 cool

[@numbah1catfish_stephen]

same bro

[@Worstthingiseen]

Same here XD

[@ladyuh77]

I watched this movie when I was eight, and loved it. I remember getting hyped for it when I saw the trailer for it. The creature designs actually inspired some of my monster designs for a comic I’m working on. So yeah this film is very dear to my heart 😊

[@ardoronro6677]

To this day, I still want to solve the mystery and history of that world.

[@UltraZombie115]

Apparently the Scientist had a facebook revealing more about the lore

[@2.nonchalant894]

uu7u7 uh u7j

[@2.nonchalant894]

@@UltraZombie115 uuh 7

[@judah217]

yo same

[@jellyfilling7827]

Pretty sure its post a world War that ended all wars, but thats all I got from from the movie- but thats my personal perception of it..

[@officialrenegades9590]

“The main character we’re following is......” Ad: *H O T L I Q U I D M E D I C I N E*

[@Neilapolitan08]

It was a different ad for me.

[@swiftyjess6627]

I got stadia

[@bluebunanimates6590]

I smell an Unus Annus survivor!

[@ncrt.e.d.d9072]

Ad: have a whiter smile

[@cadethecrustycreature]

I didn’t get one :(

[@samualrobertson393]

Brooooo you missed the best joke. You could have said you rated it a 9/10

[@helix5441]

Samual Robertson 9/11

[@samualrobertson393]

@@helix5441 lol ikr

[@erniegangmember4445]

Yeet

[@jarjbarj]

@@erniegangmember4445 FLEET

[@someonewhocommentsonyoutub3779]

Should've rated it 9/9

[@nomikomaryu5049]

I still remember when I watched this movie when I was 8. To this day, it still holds a close place to my heart as a movie from childhood. Still being top 20 (most of the spots being taken up by Harry Potter, studio ghibli films, and Lord of The Rings). If anyone questions why I still hold it in my top 20, here's why. 1. The world of 9 is just something completely different and to this day no one has done it. I know it's a dystopia, but none really do it like 9 did and usually has more of a hopeful look to them. While 9, there was honestly a sense of dread. 2. It was actually my first time getting scared from a movie yet enamored at the same time. Even with how creepy and dreary everything was, everything had a sense of awe and wonder. Everything making you wonder what happened to make it turn into what it is now. 3. It was my first short I ever watched. After the mo ie was released to DVD, my parents got it for me and included in the DVD was the short. Of which, the short just made me wonder more about the world. 4. As you can tell with some of the movies that beat 9, I love movies that have a wonderful world to explore and it's world building is nothing but fantastic. On top of finding out more about the world, there always that sense of "If I find out more, there will be more to discover" 5. The fact of there only being the 9 who are the survivors. That really set the bar for how dangerous of a world it was. That each robot could come up to surprise you at anytime, that any if them could die at anytime. There was no certainty of good things to happen. 6. The art, the art is gorgeous. In particular the robots design and environment. The robots design were scary and moved so weirdly since, well it was a robot. They were just so fascinating to look at and watch. The environment on the other hand, it could tell a story all on its own. With the everything in decay and ruin, rust overcoming metal, and destruction being seen at all corners of the movie. All in all, yeah it is a wonderful movie and I'm happy I was able to see it

[@deadsec4216]

"09/09/2009" Me: THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

[@watchforever1724]

Lol

[@shrekonion8307]

publisher: "WE CANT RELEASE THE MOVIE LEFT WE HAVE TO DO IT ON THE NINTH OF THE NINTH MONTH ON 2009 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SYMBOLISM"

[@markrael7635]

Yep I was thinking the same thing

[@lord_destros2188]

I thought... that was obvious

[@ryatt9365]

When I was younger, I thought the monsters in this were made by Sid from Toy Story and that the two movies were somehow connected. Also, the human-created robots look like something from Dishonored.

[@julianarstrp]

Ryatt Yeah I thought they looked similar to that one baby head on a spider

[@lord_destros2188]

*Toy story cinematic universe confirmed*

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

Dishonored huh? i see your man of culture

[@morganf7310]

Lord_ Destros but that cuts into the Pixar animated universe that is only a fan theory but still.

[@lord_destros2188]

Morgan Fielding r/whoosh

[@laynecoe]

OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FEVER DREAM FROM MY CHILDHOOD I THOUGHT IT WASN’T REAL I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS YEARS AGO I MUST’VE BEEN 6 OMG

[@masterbison8957]

Same.The only difference is that I was nine.Yes,really.

[@bookbook9495]

My dad showed it to me on August 9th when I was 9. I get it, now.

[@astralangeldragon]

It gave me NIGHTMARES the first time I saw it

[@calypsosystem3726]

omfg same i watched this at like nighttime so thats why i thought it was a dream and plus it was on a dvd

[@Subswithvideos-uf7tj]

69 likes

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

I think that the reason 1 has the only character ark in the film is because he is the bad side of the scientist, and the reason 9 doesn’t have an ark at all and is just a hero cliche, is because he is the good and naive side of the scientist

[@AgentSkidZ]

I remember having a seriously unhealthy obsession with this movie.

[@dualitygrief576]

I USED TO DRAW 10 AND 11 AS A KID *sobs*

[@KIEAN]

BRO SAME

[@legosans926]

Same

[@markflewwelling8000]

S A M E .

[@EndertheDragon0922]

I liked this movie a lot as a kid (still think it’s fantastic) but I obsessed over Coraline to the point my parents would punish me by not letting me watch it. They thought the reason I’d yell “you’re not my real mom/dad!” Was because of it but I think it was because of this stranger danger video I had seen as a kid. Don’t remember much but I remember the lady telling kids that if they’re being forcibly taken by a stranger to scream “THIS IS NOT MY MOM! THIS IS NOT MY DAD!” Fortunately I didn’t say those in public so we didn’t get in trouble with the law lmao.

[@Par-fr8vb]

Another reason it's not very well known was because focus features came out with coraline which came out the same year and people were more excited for that, mainly kids

[@TummyHissell]

I read that too fast and saw "future features came out with cocaine." And I'm ashamed that my first thought was "Well, when in Hollywood..."

[@ollie2111]

😭😭 but they were both SO GOOD

[@bruhstudios1569]

I love 9, and I watched it like 3 times, but Coraline, I watched it like 26 times.

[@watchforever1724]

True

[@ginogregory7475]

I bet kids screamed when they saw both.

[@playeroide1354]

for me the most traumatizing part is when the damn scorpion thing use the body of 2 like trap

[@jzombie1744]

The scariest part for me was when there souls were taken but yes that part did freak me out

[@melonpie105]

that was my favorite part

[@societyender6666]

I love this movie.

[@playeroide1354]

O boy 317 likes thank you all for that really

[@angymushroom6956]

@@melonpie105 same mate

[@redactedoktor]

Stitchpunk sounds like an awesome band name, and one of there songs could be called ragdoll!

[@Pyro_dragon]

That actually makes sense XD

[@arielnatalene3006]

How about ragpunk

[@thesasquatchgamer9713]

This was actually one of my favorite movies as a kid, strangely enough.

[@lextheboogeyman7633]

same here brother,

[@maepatriot1776]

Same

[@cementchewer]

Yeah, this was a really cool and kinda creepy movie

[@eziocooper2704]

I found my people

[@RespectingTheRespectful]

Yupp

[@RicardoHernandez-ue5kx]

If you wanted 9 to be mute and be unique and represent actions speak louder than words. Did you forget about 3 and 4? They don't say anything at all throughout the movie. If 9 would've been that way it would've just been like 3 and 4. And they already represent exactly what you wanted from 9.

[@thatgermanicguy]

Ricardo Hernandez, I understand what your say but 3 and 4 didn’t have much screen time as the other characters did

[@-Lola.]

Skylynxify Reborn What if they spoke like a unintelligible gibberish that only they themselves could understand??

[@simonblackwell3576]

Skylynxify Reborn to me that would make them too similar to 6

[@saylorcassady1163]

Switch the character personalities then!

[@thatgermanicguy]

Simon Blackwell, you may have a good piont

[@TrisketsCheese]

Man, what you said about 9 being a silent protagonist, God bless you! I've been saying that for nearly a decade.

[@allendunbar6983]

I acually thought i accidentally muted the rv with my remote

[@pinballking2archive790]

So about 9 years? XD

[@demontorch]

Also the trailer was pretty cool too. Who knew Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria was fitting for a post apocalyptic setting

[@imfunnyiswear1490]

Actually they're called stitchpunks. I wasn't going to comment, but then you told me not to.

[@genera1013]

Your profile pic just makes this comment perfect! XD

[@danielmedina4276]

Jerk

[@dannyrpg92oak]

Your username and profile picture makes this comment absolutely perfect and straight-up comical. XD

[@tiredness7294]

👌

[@corgen5448]

U sure

[@angusbisset3221]

This freaked me the hell out when I was younger, I probably shouldn't have watched it as young as I was though

[@RW1A]

I watched it when i was around 9 or so, loved this movie.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Lol I was 9 ironically

[@asp1g214]

Same I watched this when I was really young. It scared me but I had no clue what it was about because I was a dumb 10 year old lol.

[@Marrowrealm]

I watched this when I was around 7 and ended up traumatized Plus I own the DVD for it ;)

[@angeldust3676]

I watched it at age 4 and kept watching it as I got older.

[@diegobareno5820]

I always thought the reason why they had different personalities, voices and genders dispite coming from one soul is because they were based on the ancestors of the scientist.

[@ammagon4519]

That's a really cool take, I don't think tho that's why they have different voices and "genders" is because of the voicebox they got from some random scraps.

[@acemagalor2519]

That’s actually pretty accurate to the Russian translation

[@olgacostin7355]

@@acemagalor2519 that's what I thought, in the Russian translation, yes they all are a part of the guy's soul but I always thought the actual dolls are the representation of the people who the scientist was close too. It's like his soul was made up of the people he held dear and then separated them into the dolls. That's why at the end 9 says like, we have the wife (7) the children (3 and 4) and like the general, I'm pretty sure who is 1.

[@TurKlack]

10:07 My friend... These ragdolls are lighter than humans. Of course they don't walk "weighty" They literally can't. :D

[@shadowX-rh3sf]

"Unlike minions, this film is actually good." *MOTHERS OF FACEBOOK UNITE!*

[@squidwardbutwithafetish9653]

Lmao

[@Error0101]

"I'll form the head!"

[@pixnyx9836]

Minions are overused. They were cool and unique once but now their just dumb

[@shadowX-rh3sf]

"single mothers of facebook our army has been completed! We shall strike at dawn while the mighty Mark Zuckerberg still sleeps and post our memes that have nothing to do with minions but still have them in the pic to facebook! They shall rule the day they messed with the new facebook group, *MINIONS FOR MOMS!*

[@alucard3689]

shadowX1312 lol

[@painfall]

This is literally the coolest movie ever.

[@PixelMindProductions]

Yandere_ Kun you are right this movie is badass

[@legosans926]

IKR

[@giulyanoviniciussanssilva2947]

Aos 11 anos eu senti isso assisti muito.

[@severeking9570]

Ikr

[@ptootie5657]

I got nightmares when i watched it cause i was like 5

[@dannyb2815]

I was 7, when I watched this and I don't remember it being this horrifying. I was probably still recovering from 'Coraline'.........that movie still scares me.

[@1nfernalicious474]

same

[@Deflexis]

that movie gave me nightmares so many times when i was younger

[@paulpofussel9042]

i had nightmares for so many years. i dont wanted to watch that movie but my father said if i watch it than i can play PS3 xD

[@houseking9211]

I thought this was worse than coraline

[@kalebhaag187]

D B so true so so true

[@waltsapartment-105]

I’ve really learned to appreciate your review style. I also love when you offer your own wishes in the direction the film goes with tasteful humour inserted. I literally laughed out loud when I read “takes hit”. Keep up the good work.

[@nateorius]

(Says the directors name wrong) Eh whatever (Calls stitch punks ragdolls) Eh whatever (Calls elijah wood "eliza") You goddamn monster

[@ackminecrer9165]

Nateorius Gaming ok buddy you’ve officially carried it to far

[@yeoldchum3361]

I actually really liked this movie when i was young and i thought the machines where pretty cool looking.

[@midshipman8654]

Cooper Robinson it has a great aesthetic and tone to it

[@cocacolaotter7515]

Same

[@porkyzig7419]

Same, but I got a mad fever while watching

[@_piranha]

Me too, the only thing that scared me was the puppeteer machine but after i fully saw it, i was like "Wow that's so cool !". I don't remember the ending but i just remember that it made me cry though.

[@adambartley-v3r]

I thought it was terrifying when I was younger. I flipped out when the dead ones came back cause I thought they were ghosts. I thought dead people did it too

[@amirk7837]

I saw this movie when i was in like 5th grade, i get PTSD flashbacks whenever i see the movie when i go on Netflix

[@fortherepublic6796]

it’s on Netflix?

[@amirk7837]

@@fortherepublic6796 yea

[@Neilapolitan08]

@@fortherepublic6796 Yes

[@asingleclap3452]

I was fucking 4 when I saw it. Also, I love it. I feel very fond towards it because of how creatively horrifying it is.

[@pink.lemonade7715]

I was 8 when I saw it and I actually enjoyed it and re watched it. It was actually not as thrilling as I remember but it was still great.

[@thisguyanimations4501]

I remember watching this movie for the first time, I was about 11, it didn’t scare me as much as I think it should have, non the less was scary and frickin amazing and I think you did a decent job of explaining it, don’t think I Could’ve done it better myself, keep up the good work!

[@nikrans3771]

Steve: This is definitely not a movie you want kids to be watching! Me: *I watched this when i was 6 and i definitely did not cover my eyes*

[@gruff6830]

I didn't even understand what I was watching lmao

[@meli3483]

Me too 😂

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Different people have different limits I mean, I grew up with alien, gremlins and tremors so I was completely fine with this lol

[@merciless9146]

Literally me

[@lovetitled]

same, and i never understood the movie i just thought it was weird and creepy

[@sparkedfires]

I watched 9 for the first and only time about two or three years ago, when I was living with my boyfriend after some family issues. The movie hit me, really hard, in the best way. The feeling of hopelessness, desolation and isolation, ending on bitter sweet hope for the future just made me feel a connection to the movie. It's really near and dear to me, and I loved that you reviewed it. Sincerely, thank you.

[@garryghastopulous9722]

No problem Thank you

[@skydog0_038]

it made me have a connection too also sorry for familly issues

[@666Vampirefromhell]

"Unlike minions, this film is actually good." *cue clip from The Office* THANK YOU!!!

[@dildonius]

What clip from The Office? He didn't play any clip from The Office.

[@666Vampirefromhell]

@@dildonius No. I was quoting the clip myself in response to what he said.

[@Kinkynafnaf]

I adored this movie when it came out but I was a teenager living my edgy self then, and I just love it so so much

[@imaran1303]

I would class it as narcissistic. He isn't having sex with himself, he is falling in love with himself, thusly narcissism.

[@lordofshades9852]

Well,kinda They only semi-know their origin

[@imaran1303]

@@lordofshades9852 Iknow, it was a joke to the reviewer asking if this would be considered masturbation or whatever.

[@imaran1303]

@David Ullman There is a story of a hero who fell in love with his own reflection and died from it. You might wanna read up on that one.

[@stevosrockinmom]

@@imaran1303 he didn't fall in love with himself, he became *obsessed* with himself. Huge difference.

[@imaran1303]

@Raggy123 Yeah, that was it. He fell in love with himself, the kind of love that is generally never good even when focused on another. The greeks believed that there were many forms of love an this obsessive one we saw with Narcissus was one of them.

[@baconvideo8413]

I have only one thing to say. *bring it on, Coraline. This was easily creepier*

[@Muppet567]

Sorry but the extinction of the human race is not as creepy as the deaths of at least 3 people at the hands of a sewing machine/ skeleton that literally uses their souls to make servants. We already have Terminator and every other "robot takes over the world" movie. That said, 9 is great. Glad it wasn't pg.

[@mental_decay_]

@dude bro But what about the Seamstress (centipede baby thing) using the corpse of an ally to trick and kill the dolls created by the guy who fucked up royally by killing seemingly all life?

[@ollie2111]

They're both good, I don't think we should pit them against each other.

[@nathanbenavidez7329]

@@ollie2111 they're both amazing and they both have there own strength but this is my personal opinion but 9 is a hit creepier

[@watchforever1724]

Coraline is creepy because of that other world she visits

[@blackdragon0465]

The centipede looks like one of Sid’s upgraded toys, also is no one going to talk about 8 and his magnet?

[@Im_a_B0rd]

I'm certain he got "high" from that magnet

[@thesurvivalist1996]

That centipede is my mom

[@champropaganda]

When I was watching it with subtitles, 8 was.... Moaning?

[@amirk7837]

@@champropaganda i saw it without subtitles and remember him moaning, first time my 9 PTSD flashbacks from this movie has come in handy

[@zigzoinks5493]

The Seamtress was actually based off one of Sid’s toys.

[@noodledog1332]

my Dad showed my Sister and I This film when We were three. It absolutely terrified us- but now this film holds a special place in my heart- and I lowkey love it-

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

The intro makes it seem a lot scarier than it was then when I watched it. Also, I really wish they made a sequel that expanded on some of the unknown aspects of the movie

[@rompevuevitos222]

This may be the only movie wich doesn't need a sequel, they are literally alone in an empty world, it can't get any more boring than that

[@unism_y1362]

If There Wad A Sequel Of 9, They Probably Called 9 2, Or 92

[@snaildoggys]

9 is an amazing work of art that deserves more love, it’s so good.

[@blackstarwing3332]

I agree.

[@ice_breaker_2132]

Couldnt agree more.

[@lxl_grxmp]

agreed

[@colorfulcat1494]

Do NOT add anymore likes please, it's at 99, it fits perfectly with the theme of the movie :

[@snaildoggys]

Colorful Cat lmao

[@NaniJapaneseForWhat]

i was 4 parents bought the dvd "hey son why don't you look at this movie? it has a car." mom dad no i will never watch tv ever

[@pleasestopinsanity]

I watched that movie several times... WHEN DID YOUR PAIRENTS SEE A CAR

[@pleasestopinsanity]

THERE IS NO CAR

[@NaniJapaneseForWhat]

@@pleasestopinsanity there was a scene where 9 went inside a door and it looks like a car but i don't know since that was years ago and i think my parents just said that to make me watch

[@pleasestopinsanity]

@@NaniJapaneseForWhat good point

[@xenodraws2397]

Same but i watched it at night with my family TwT

[@frostghost75_6]

I really enjoyed the film when I was a kid. I actually laughed, cheered, and got excited. Jesus, I had a very troubled childhood.

[@yeethittter1285]

The graphics look like the cutscenes to a really good 3d horror game from 2001, and I'm a sucker for overly creative and complicated monster designs. I adore this movie.

[@brycevo]

I love 9. I love its gothic apocalypse art style. It's a really good movie

[@vermin5367]

Yea I thought it was pretty good.

[@skyrodomvil6973]

With a big puff of steam punk vibes as well.

[@26th_Primarch]

Would have been awesome as a survival horror rpg game on its own style and merit... Without the film existing.

[@isaacrossgaming-ayoshifan4037]

Bryce McKenzie 100TH LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@brycevo]

@@isaacrossgaming-ayoshifan4037 conglaturations you get 100points

[@idkmirror]

I remember watching this, I didn't sleep afterwards.

[@fathergascoigne6104]

Its not even scary

[@idkmirror]

@@fathergascoigne6104 I watched it as a kid

[@fathergascoigne6104]

@@idkmirror i was 9 when i watched it.

[@idkmirror]

@@fathergascoigne6104 I was either 9 or 10 I can't remember.

[@FoundWanting970]

I was like 4

[@LadyCeag840]

I first saw this film in theaters when I was a senior in high school. My preteen sister was with me. We went to see one film, but it was canceled so we saw 9. It was rated PG-13, which surprised us for a "kids' film". The ticket holder double-checked to make sure I would be in the theater with my sister. I always wondered why until today! Still a great movie, though!

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

You're a cheeky one for uploading this on 2019

[@denizo9263]

:)

[@SkyTheLimit106]

cheeky 😊

[@ronjayrose9706]

I don't get it

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

@@ronjayrose9706 Are you joking? I'm not mocking you, genuenly askin' here

[@Cloud987600]

@@ronjayrose9706 number 9 is in 2019

[@machintosh3008]

Younger me: Oh sweet they made a little big planet movie! Me after: Mom can you check the next time therapy is open?

[@Luke_Matlock]

Me to friend

[@Peep2401]

Lol i thought that too

[@meme_market5949]

This movie scared the crap out of everyone

[@fockewulffw1908]

Lol little big planet movie

[@challenger398]

his "actions speak louder than words" bit, honestly is so simple, but god damn it was kinds mindblowing, like thats a very easy but smart and effective message that could have been put in the film. and this makes me wonder how the producers never made that decision;

[@DamageMaximo]

That's good storywriting, that would've been nice to the movie

[@horse14t]

I wonder if that's what the creator of the dolls was originally going for but 2 decided otherwise.

[@Krzztl]

this is the first movie i remember watching. my grandma used to live in front of a video rental business where you got to buy the movies if you paid extra. i remember she bought this on dvd and we watched it together for years until the dvd player scratched the disc, then she went and bought another copy. this movie makes me cry out of nostalgia, 10/10 i love it

[@DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot]

For some reason this movie was a childhood movie to me, and I loved it very much including the creepy machines.

[@harryhughes7118]

So did I

[@bitterlatethannever4451]

Same, I hate scary movies but this movie wasn’t creepy to me, got me into animation

[@osky8020]

Me too

[@justinrios5757]

3:05 I call them Sackboys. Cuz they look EXACTLY like the LittleBigPlanet's sackboy.

[@Angel-jo2sl]

I was watching this while I was playing little big planet 3

[@Tucker619]

justin rios I loved that game!

[@nukeflower.1759]

Sack boy and minions had a baby

[@thekingduckkun2013]

Stitchpunks

[@Aaron-hg2rp]

Agreed!

[@logout_101]

How 9 gets into the professor's house very quickly and come back quickly: 9's inventory:10 stacks of ender pearls and 2 regend 2 potion

[@alessiobilleci7246]

I would also note that when he starts running is going on the side of the broken bridge, if he kept running that way he would have fell into the canyon

[@chippy2023]

Maybe he found another bridge that happened to be a short cut. I don't know, just blame it on Tim Burton Logic.

[@SevnWithADot.]

a few years ago: we don't talk about 9 2021: we don't talk about bruno